so i did the math, at 15:22 the MINIMUM speed carson is going is 2545415767 m/s, which is just barely under 8.5x the SPEED OF LIGHT (edit for clarification: during this section there is one frame of carson at the world border, and the next frame of him somewhere relatively close to the center of the world. assuming the video is 60fps, we can take the total distance traveled in one frame, multiply that by 60, and get his instantaneous velocity in m/s. the reason i say minimum speed is because this assumes he's traveling in a straight line from one location to the next, if he actually looped around the world somehow by stack overflowing like suggested, his speed is much higher as the distance to travel is nearly tripled.)
Uhhh media share crugson cool 1:40 nah see that meme is cool now 2:17 he thanked them for the request don’t be mean 3:02 pardon 3:16 see banban 4:10 yeah true 4:24 cool stuff man that’s nice 4:38 why do they document it like this 7:03 wha idk what’s that 9:42 this is great 15:22 wtf even 16:21 bro
15:21, What's insane is there's a frame where you actually can see the world boarder. I don't understand how that happened, but I guess he hit the boarder and stopped there long enough for it to show up before if I'm understanding correctly he went through it?
Are these so called “Hilarious Videos” in the room with us Carson?
true kneeslappers
@@schmee9025 kneesleepers 😴💤💤🛌
Simpler times :(
@@RisingIy sleepier times 😴💤🛌💤💤
Not any more. They're "Strange Videos" now.
A soldier once asked CallMeCarson for hilarious videos.
Carson said: "no"
Modded Minecraft, but the hilarious videos hurt you…
Holy shart, it's THE saulteenutz
@@Natters360holy smokes, it’s THE Natters360
Fart
underrate commehsjahdnbwysudhshhd
my favorite part is 14:50 when you go so fast you crash the server and make like 55 thousand empty region files
He *always* does this
ALWAYS
so i did the math, at 15:22 the MINIMUM speed carson is going is 2545415767 m/s, which is just barely under 8.5x the SPEED OF LIGHT
(edit for clarification: during this section there is one frame of carson at the world border, and the next frame of him somewhere relatively close to the center of the world. assuming the video is 60fps, we can take the total distance traveled in one frame, multiply that by 60, and get his instantaneous velocity in m/s. the reason i say minimum speed is because this assumes he's traveling in a straight line from one location to the next, if he actually looped around the world somehow by stack overflowing like suggested, his speed is much higher as the distance to travel is nearly tripled.)
CallmeCarson exponetially flings himself to the world border and makes the server 72 Petabytes
Uhuh, sure buddy. They’re “funny”.
theyre so blursed, and silly! haha! leave a like and reply if you also laughed! so funny!! im rock!
memememmemeeeemmememmeemeememememe
@@earflapphat🗿
I don't get it 🌚
He was so offended by your comment he changed the title
18:37 gone but never forgotten.
Bob donuts a real one ,
simpler times when he was mayor
i like when loki uses a voice filter and becomes a different creature
0:03 Turbkey Sandich reference?
turbkey samdwich
turbkey sandwich
turbkey said which
YIPEEEE
bread
okay but imagine being Gavin and waking up at 3 AM to Carson's voice message and wondering if he's finally snapped
23:10 video starts
You're a life saver thanks dude 👍
No offence meant to carson just jokes
@@colingrant3545RUDE!
Thanks man you’re a lifesaver
I'm loving these random Steam games
WHY ARE YOU HERE
WHY ARE YOU HERE
WHY
PLEASE TELL ME
WHY ARE YOU HERE
@@OliAtypical you clearly like it
@@This_Guy3323 eugh
Learn a new joke
@@OliAtypicalpower word explode
seeing the 'Minecraft, 2011' tag is sending me spiraling man
Modded Minecraft that reminded me of Simpler Times.
yeah its why i clicked
Loved Carbon's particle accelerator impression
Carton is truly one of the people ever
dig-make, but the absence of light is detrimental to your health
Carson going past the farlands is definitely going into the "best of 2024" compilation or I'll be upset
Thank you Carson you’ve truly helped me through some tough times such as right now. Keep doing what you’re doing man
4:40 Carson, as someone with a stutter who is also named Carson, we do NOT give you authority to laugh. Apologize.
i literally didn't. you have no proof
4:52@@CallMeCarsonLIVE
And 5:15
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE 4:40 Carson, as someone with a stutter who is also named Carson, we do NOT give you authority to laugh. Apologize.
w-why d-don’t you g-guys t-t-type like this
7:52 OK HE DID NOT HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT. people always say id be good at football and i hate it
0:19 cool sneeze
Uhhh media share crugson cool
1:40 nah see that meme is cool now
2:17 he thanked them for the request don’t be mean
3:02 pardon
3:16 see banban
4:10 yeah true
4:24 cool stuff man that’s nice
4:38 why do they document it like this
7:03 wha idk what’s that
9:42 this is great
15:22 wtf even
16:21 bro
thanks
You should've added when Quacks tried to bribe BlueLight with adding him on Epic. That shit is crazy lore.
So sad that this is going to be the last episode of the modded Minecraft server
dont smile because its over, cry because it happened
is it actually?
Yeah, he's not going to stream it anymore
@@Ryhon it's so minecraftover
we started a season 2 you're just not in it lol
Video ends at 23:10
Thx I really needed this!
Thank you. 😊
Such a time saver
thank u
ONESHOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!
He didn't complete the game :(
15:07 they’re trying and telling you to “turn it off” like you have any power over “millions of blocks a second”
Its like trying to turn off a railgun while the projectile is already rapidly accelerating
4:27 "im rock" very fuuny
You missed an excellent opportunity to scream "It's been five years?! I'm BACK!"
Was unironically rewatching the old minecraft donation streams today. good shit.
man it's worrying that as an architecture student, this is what i look forward to.
18:56 azumanga daioh mentioned!!!!!!
That audio message was pretty informative, thanks for including!
"Medio de noche" is NOT a spanish holiday 😭😭😭
hehe it sounds like mayonnaise
oneshot more like awesomeshot
no way
He didn't do the Solstice ending 😢
more like oneblock
15:21, What's insane is there's a frame where you actually can see the world boarder. I don't understand how that happened, but I guess he hit the boarder and stopped there long enough for it to show up before if I'm understanding correctly he went through it?
BIG LION
rewatching this in the background and i swear to you the bit at 3:00 scared my soul out of my chest
I remember my grandfather regaling me with this tale back when it was streamed
Does Squidward take request? If so could he play weird pictures of toilets 4?
Callmecarson is alot like sushi. Sometimes I like it.
Good comparision 👍
these videos are healing my mind
Good to see you back, Coward ❤❤
I had a stressful morning. This notification made it better :)
Genuinely thank you
Don’t run from your mistakes, CallMeCarson. “Strange” videos… or something more?
13:10 hahaha so funny
that was the slowest 8 minutes of my life, followed by the fastest 15 minutes of my life
Bro this stream was so good I was about ready to lake my own highlights video cause its been so long
I like the title change to reflect the REAL state of these videos
I'm already rewatching.
10:41 Reggie spotted
Woke has entered my minecraft server and reared it's ugly head.
20:27 that sound is from dishonored 1 when the music box overseers start playing their tune this is what you hear
Thanks carson! i loved watching this video while ripping out my toenails! it made it a much more fun time! i will definitely be doing it again!
Cereal when has milk: *gavin noises*
Cereal when no milk: *carson zooming on laugh*
No way I made the intro😂 that’s sick
8:57 he got reminded of Jawsh’s birthday Mario maker stream
3:57 Car "The Rock" Son
Remember that the definition of "hilarious videos" is a subjective opinion, even if the opinion is wrong.
You're down tremendous with those catgirls & girl mobs my guy
I love how he changed the title because of all the bullying.
The offering truly is a work of art...
Modded Minecraft but my viewers videos hurt you
19:04 So did I… I think that’s what that video was supposed to do
IM BACK!
20 YEARS!
Wowzers! What a funny video!
carson has uploaded... billions must be bored
I audibly passed away when you got flung into mach 500. TY funny man
I definitely edge my drawing tablet to your streams
Finally. A new cmc video
Bro went into orbit there at 15:05
Bless you my sneezy boi 🤣🫱
Dattebayo
9:03 the minecraft allay came back to laugh at us.
14:50 MADE IN HEAVEN!!!
Modded minecraft but carson wakes up the next dimension and sends chaos to his world
Mining? That rocks
watching this felt like scrolling reels with commentary
I started watching this video after I made myself some sandwiches for a lunch. The coincidental timing is hilarious.
That stuttering guy was funny af
Respectfully
I'm a callmeCarson fan of course I watch his videos before 30 minutes...
hi i'm here for the video
Im glad Carson finally found out about the Greater Sage Grouse
i really need that first video
The fart on my roommates door media share was my brown note today, thanks man
Minecraft, but the hilarious hurts you...
16:45 woo yeah Gianni Matragrano mentioned!
What a good day to be alive, car man uploaded
You're gonna run out of synonyms for funny one day
Truckson is my favorite streemer
God bless Eric for his service.
I need whatever the video on 19:01 was on
(Plus the link to the vid)
4:23 Carson was right
I'll watch this now, but i will only actually appreciate this video on my second watch tomorrow
I am rediscovering the joy in this viewing experience on my third watch rn
15:51 "why is the server down"
4:28 you ruined it Carson…
Minecraft but the video hurts you
10:41 Subaru spotted
Nice
How do you just accidentally break the speed of light in minecraft
I'm "lol-saucing" to these vids
Certified CallMeCarson Live Moment