15:11 “Streamers are just clowns,” The Jonkler cackles, sipping his shar-dawn-nay, “who see the world for what it really is. I just accept the madness, and blow.” - CallMeJonkler, 2024
Hey guys! In today’s video, I updated my Minecraft sus-like to prevent people from saying “HIT ME”!!! Instead, now everyone’s blowing each other, and guys, let’s just say, this video gets a little 🥵 *steamy!* I guess you could say love always wins!! 😅 Make sure to watch till the end to get a chance to blow YOUR favorite UA-camrs!!!! 😁😁😁
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21:33 2 Kings, 2, 22-23 So the water remains healed to this day, according to the word of Elisha which he spoke. Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”
"So, I'm a developer, and my friend Carson asked me to add a feature to my social mystery game mode, where if you die, you can blow people away like you're the wind. Problem is, he keeps phrasing it weirdly as "blowing people," instead of blowing people away." So yeah, I think Carson is gay?"
I feel like that intro was a reference to polkamania, but at the same time, I'm pretty sure this was recorded before polkamania. Carson might just be a singularity
Minecraft, but YOU ARE BACK, 20 YEARS...
Finally, the feature we were all asking fI'M BACK, 20 YEARS....
Yeah, I was wondering about that in the first vidI’M BACK, 5 MORE YEARS…
wood fired pizzHOLY SHIT… IM BACK
What does this comment meanHOLY SHIT I’M BACK, I SAW YOU DIE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES. A CENTURY PASSED-
@@earflapphatwheres pizza gonna work now
you can _what_ peop30 YEARS. IVE BEEN GONE FOR 30 YEARS.
2 Kings 2;22-23 talks about a bunch of kids calling a prophet bald and then being mauled by bears...
That was a genuine threat
Take that atheists
Hi jon
Show me your power, little warrior
No. NO. My warrior is NOT little- he’s average, a little bigger than average even.
wake up little warrior, mom made pancakes
Yes sir…
@@howdydobuckeroo1204 nice
I'm unleashing my full power all over the replies right now, sorry if it gets on you
15:04 Carsons conciousness momentarily reemerged from years of internet brainrot for a second there. Scary.
You can see the exact moment when it occured. Crazy.
15:11 “Streamers are just clowns,” The Jonkler cackles, sipping his shar-dawn-nay, “who see the world for what it really is. I just accept the madness, and blow.” - CallMeJonkler, 2024
joker's trick
Hey guys! In today’s video, I updated my Minecraft sus-like to prevent people from saying “HIT ME”!!! Instead, now everyone’s blowing each other, and guys, let’s just say, this video gets a little 🥵 *steamy!* I guess you could say love always wins!! 😅 Make sure to watch till the end to get a chance to blow YOUR favorite UA-camrs!!!! 😁😁😁
Awesome intro!
You're a unfunny youtube commentor
so, um. I'm a developer, and.. I added... blowing? to minecraft?
Bro, the "What's Up Danger" (17:41) and the Demon bit (21:00 - 21:32) had me ROFLing
i really hope the "hit me" meta will be superseded by the superior "blow me" meta in the new minecraft sus-like update
Of course LOKI would add BLOWING!
hell yeah bruther
WOKI!
19:56 "dude was a halloween decoration" got me DEAD
:(
what the FUCK was that sound at 21:58 mans sounded like a roll of tape
8:52 why is Gavin saying his name like he’s a Pokémon
Minecraft but you can bloHOLY SHIT IM BACK
35 YEARS
DEFICIT OF 70
but you can WHAT?
YOU HEARD THE MAN
DONT QUESTION IT
I'M BACK!
ONE HUNDRED YEARS!!
I WITNESSED YOUR DEATH A HUNDRED TIMES!!! 😱😱😱
Blow people
@@sloomdayer2747thats just once a year tho... man up
it took him 7 years but he finally uploaded footage of the blowing
mmmmm... the blIM BACK, 40 YEARS
carbon starts talking at 0:00
does he ever stop?
@@cone3330 26:08
@@cdragon25thank you!
read that as milking and got excited
@@cone3330nomansky enjoyer?
i love when gavin has a prophetic religious meltdown then goes back to playing the game
15:00 that 4th wall break caught me off guard
This has got to be the greatest sequel I was never expecting
Show us your power, little warrior
I'm unleashing my full power
@@LtCdrXander unleashing my power in a mdonalds sprite rn
@@Zappr lemon-lime flavor with a nutty twist!
7:04 He’s getting SO old..
The fact that you can see his jaw move weird when it cracked 😭
17:53 annoying orange roleplay
I like your pfp
I remember you. 🫵
carson blowing so many guys his jaw almost dislocates
14:44 I swear I heard an N in there
Obsessed with the idea that Loki made a social deception game yet is absurdly easy to see through
Don’t have to watch the video to know CallMeCarbon is going to sing something silly in the first minute of the video
Finally, men blowing each other in minecraft for half an hour.
5:52 That didn't age well.
I don't get it
oh my gosh is that a call me carson live upload lets go im going to watch this call me carson live upload thank you call me carson live for this upload
"So, I'm a blower..."
Not a shower?
Not even a grower?
"blow people" hahahahahahahahahha
17:53 Present day. Present time!
minecraft blow-like but you can sus people
🤤🤤🤤
Another splendid video glarcon
12:18 HOOKERRRR
Among Us but it's full of WHIMSY AND BLOCKS!!!
7:45 Instant karma, the true power of divine intervension.
YEEEES WE NEED HOOKERS YARRRR!!!! ❤
21:33
2 Kings, 2, 22-23
So the water remains healed to this day, according to the word of Elisha which he spoke.
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”
15:01 felt a little too real
I needed this
minecraft but caron blows you
🤤
@@nickhenson3093🫨
I was dead at the "Halloween decoration" comemnt on buster's laugh. I was on the floor rolling.
Bro Carson turned into an AIM-9X at 21:56 lmfao
12:15 New sound unlocked
The little warriors are now showing their full power
bro does NOT indulge in dental hygiene
3:23 Carson harnessed his inner Sciron
14:54 That was scary
I love having you in my ears while I work out in the gym
You make lateral raises worth it
Best comment I’ve seen today😭
20:53 Carson..
Only carson can make me laugh this consistently
Minecraft, but I'm blown in the dark when I'm full of ice cream until it hurts.
I just returned from my military service and THIS is what I come back to? AWESOME
It takes me years to forgive.
Minecraft but the sus hurts you.
I would never be able to predict the return of baskin
THE SEQUEL WE ALL NEEDED
Welcome to this comment section Carson.
21:22 you know who else controls things?
Goes to show just how high I am on the spectrum for laughing at Domescit Viowence Attac
7:05 too much blowing😢
"So, I'm a developer, and my friend Carson asked me to add a feature to my social mystery game mode, where if you die, you can blow people away like you're the wind. Problem is, he keeps phrasing it weirdly as "blowing people," instead of blowing people away."
So yeah, I think Carson is gay?"
8:56 dude
I have GOT to play this suslike
He can’t keep getting away with this
Hey Carson, long time fan here, really love the conIM BACK! 20 YEARS!
I love Loki :)
the stream was decent but you turned it into one of the funniest videos you’ve ever put out, this is top tier stuff
Minecraft, but the dark helps you…
YES, THE FEATURES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR‼️ THANK YOU CARTON
Carson really just making 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴craft now
gavin being so quite makes it even funnier
Oh man, how much I've been waiting for another one of these videos. Let's leave it at two videos.
“You cant seem the because you’re an atheist” is crazy
Blow people?!! You can't do that on youtube!!!
I am very honest Carson, I have no idea what I just watched
Blowing and being able to see who the traitor is might be too good
carson what the flip
Gavin is a different species of funny
Minecraft but the dark blows you
0:57 stop that 🔥🔥🔥
Minecraft but the dark BLOWS YOU
I feel like that intro was a reference to polkamania, but at the same time, I'm pretty sure this was recorded before polkamania.
Carson might just be a singularity
7:13 I'm actually worried about Carson, he should go to a doctor. Cancer is no joke, the earlier we detect them, the earlier we can get rid of them.
Ok Loki getting the W by killing as a spectator is just 😂
I love to see Baskin making a come back🎉
Minecraft but the beast roams
*grapefruit technique sound effect*
There was not enough gambling in this video.
no way... 🤯
Another CMC classic
blowering
Gavin is an Entity
Minecraft but the explosion hurts you
5:53 aged poorly uwob
This is the UA-cam video OF ALL TIME!!!!
Minecraft but instead of going up to people and say "HIT ME!" you screams "BLOW ME!"
this video is going to be so much funnier once it's actually 2I'M BACK 20 YEARS