The fact that it took your brain like 10 minutes to fully comprehend iPad baby, and then immediately you started gagging after you processed it is so funny.
Carson playing what is essentially malware with Ronald Mcdonald slapped on top: *50,000 deaths* Carson playing Buckshot Roulette, a game with actual thought and effort put into it: *Wins easily* Also Mexican School Simulator using the same stolen assets as Yandere Simulator gave me vietnam style PTSD flashbacks
Thanks for the quality content Carson! Reminds me of how the deaf gods of our world look in disgust at their horrid creations on which they have brought life unto.
Im pretty sure that in mexican school simulator there is a side quest where a student tells you "Someone has stolen my burrito" and thats all i know about the game.
I´m so glad Carson is finally back. Great first video for your return
what are you talking about he uploaded 5 days ago
@@Solutra shut up
@@Solutra Stop talking
@@Solutralook under your bed
@@fisheyeraptor600 what is your problem
The fact that it took your brain like 10 minutes to fully comprehend iPad baby, and then immediately you started gagging after you processed it is so funny.
Humans have trouble processing lovecraftian bodies
I'm fully convinced that game was a psychological horror on cocaine
Probably one of the worst things anybody has done to the Doom engine.
@@TheFunniBaconMan I shouldn’t be surprised it’s running on Doom.
This was a nightmare as a vod watcher. Especially the part where Carson gets killed by Ronald McDonald 50 billion times.
SEE YOU IN ANOTHA LIFE, HAHAH
LITERALLY
This is why I kinda prefer watching the vods, you can't skip through if you're watching live
I'm in a time loop
i watched it live, i couldn't even skip over it
Hearing “see you in another life” 5000 times during stream was awesome
I'm in a time loop🍔
See you in another LIFE IS A GAME LIFE IS A FIGHT
See You in the Next World...
Window kill was actually a good concept for a game.
its on steam now
Ipad baby is better
6:40 IM IN A TIME LOOP ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️
Help me 🔥
4:00 Top 10 Fatalities too brutal for Mortal Kombat
Hey guys! I have no idea what’s going on!!!!
Cry about it
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
The time loop ending fucking killed me
Carson casually beating Buckshot Roulette will never not be funny
it just got unfunny unfortunately
12:39 "Is this nirvana" LMAO
I'm so glad I finally understand why the whole chat was saying "SEE YOU IN ANOTHA LIFE"
Carson playing what is essentially malware with Ronald Mcdonald slapped on top: *50,000 deaths*
Carson playing Buckshot Roulette, a game with actual thought and effort put into it: *Wins easily*
Also Mexican School Simulator using the same stolen assets as Yandere Simulator gave me vietnam style PTSD flashbacks
Thanks for the quality content Carson!
Reminds me of how the deaf gods of our world look in disgust at their horrid creations on which they have brought life unto.
16:54 to 17:10 feels like it's going to be a short at some point
10:39 I love how Loki got mad at this part, that “What an idiot man” had me rolling 😂
I mean...following the theme of statistics a gambling problem can lead to a shotgun problem
my dad is NOT going to develop a shotgun problem
Surely...
@@josephbenedek Well that's good at least, shopping addictions are expensive
Can't believe carson is a real person.
my favorite character in this game is GUNT! I LOVE LARJ GUNT! IM SO GLAD HES BACK! THANK THE LORD!
i’m so glad he’s back. reminds me of simpler times already
10:14 CARSON YOUR FINGER
My piss lacks color, it is a pale grey that steals warmth from the world
You cannot fool us, “Carson”.
10:25 i am disappointed that you did not include the incredibly lengthy sequence of the dealer using various items before blowing his own brains out
The song in Jack Russell Connection is "Life Is A Game" by LOFT
Ronald McDonald being stuck in a timeloop begging for release predicted the future HOLY SHIT IM BACK 12 YEARS.
The itch persists
Man really changed the thumbnail thought we wouldn’t notice
You should play Microsoft Flight simulator - it would make for a great stream of fun and wacky events. Hoorah!
i agree, carson should fly a boeing 747 :)
Can't wait for carson to play cuelty squad.
I love the new group so much
WHYD HE CHANGE THE THUBMAIL!>? CARBON?!
I'm not sure why, but seeing that iPad Baby was running on, I think, GZDoom made me want to cry.
I need that .WAD file.
you are ITCHY
you are ITCHY
they are in your skin
the bugs
they are there
ITCH
you witch
Really glad to see your views ramping back up. Been watching you since like 2020, you’re awesome Carson 👍🏿
a new video to have in the background while i weep in pain :D
good to see you back, carson
Like how buckshot roulette was the only actual game
man, 'Life Is a Game' sure sounds different to how I remember it sounding
I hate the fact I know what the sound effect for the grenade in the McDonald’s game is the flashbang sound from black ops 1
20:17 Oh hey, my funny quip got into the video, cheers, lol!
0:12 useful information
See you in another life! AhaHAHAHA
I think Carson needs to watch the Quaaludes man talk about Quaaludes.
Welcome back Carson so good to have you back man
Ohhhhh, Perfect to play at 4:44 AM.
Jay-Z
Crugson i just got done with my college class and coming home to see a new upload from you is always sure to put me in a bad mood!
Ima be honest, Carson should’ve played Voices of the Void
I just saw the first game, and I already knew these other games are gonna be amazing.
This is what i consider content.
17:36
Looks like it’s gonna be another year off
“See you in another life a-HA”
Rondale mcdondale
Love the Acapella in this one. Can't wait for more Acapella in future videos!
I can't believe you didn't include the super cool new movie we unlocked in Wild Animal Racing durring this stream
IPad baby has the attention span of an iPad baby
see you in another life! ahahah!
Bro turned into Rowan Stronghammer in Half Swrord
Nice to see you back dude :) reminds me of simpler times ❤
See you in another life HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
left click is to drop item btw
Yeah i got a shotgun problem
I didn't think my mental health could get any worse
the ipad baby drop key is literally just left click
carson i thank you with all of my soul for playing half sword, it is quite possibly my favourite game i've ever owned
10 seconds in and I lost, I couldn’t edge any longer! Great video! 😁
Good to see you finally back!
that first game runs in the doom engine lmao
I'm happy you're back from retirement, Carson!
wake up babe new garskins upload
This video is like being in a techno club
My favorite part about the Time Loop ending is that its not even a time loop.
It takes me years to forgive
dog you're a member
this reminds me of simpler times
So glad you came out of retirement to make your first video back
He clearly likes it!
Reminder: Protogens go beep boop
This was one of the first streams I turned up to in awhile and it was a fever dream for me, great stream nonetheless
On things i did not expect Carson singing Super Eurobeat
19:23 Dude, I love Xenoblade 3!
FRICK spolier :(
this video really itches me for simpler times
I was having a really bad day and saw a new Carson upload, thinking it would cheer me up but it starts whit fucking Ipad Baby and Ipad Baby but 2D
We missed carl alot around here
Life is a game, life is a fight
Backshot roulette
ipad baby has detrimental effects on the human mind
I’m sure this video is funny but it looks so unfortunate from the first minute that I don’t know if I can suffer through it
cant believe this is his last video. godspeed carson, it takes me years to forgive.
I just like how he Homer Simpson’d Buckshot roulette first try
me getting brutally axed in the head. no.... no.... no...
No way carson is back after 2 years lets go!
10:15 no fucking way man
Im pretty sure that in mexican school simulator there is a side quest where a student tells you "Someone has stolen my burrito" and thats all i know about the game.
I actually kept spamming game suggestions because I thought your stream wasn’t online yet, but I just forgot to refresh…
I like the new genre of carson
Why does Ronald McDonald sound like Mark Hamill’s Joker
LIFE IS A GAME
LIFE IS A FIGHT
16:55 FutaBanbaleena in chat
3:35 Scott Morison at Engadine maccas, if u know u know
Certified CallMeCarson Live Moment
iPad Baby
My day has been saved by Carson once again 🙌