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Loki - / @huskymoment
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Outro Music: Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix by HephestosMusic
• Super Mario World Game...
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[@insmashbaby4347]

The fact that it took your brain like 10 minutes to fully comprehend iPad baby, and then immediately you started gagging after you processed it is so funny.

[@Dinguskhan5003]

Humans have trouble processing lovecraftian bodies

[@soup3620]

I'm fully convinced that game was a psychological horror on cocaine

[@nicolasbienz5776]

I´m so glad Carson is finally back. Great first video for your return

[@Solutra]

what are you talking about he uploaded 5 days ago

[@fisheyeraptor600]

@@Solutra shut up

[@rjm2008]

@@Solutra Stop talking

[@dedd2981]

​@@Solutralook under your bed

[@Solutra]

@@fisheyeraptor600 what is your problem

[@veksu777]

This was a nightmare as a vod watcher. Especially the part where Carson gets killed by Ronald McDonald 50 billion times.

[@erina_lessthan3]

SEE YOU IN ANOTHA LIFE, HAHAH

[@jamzee_]

LITERALLY

[@Blackrain7070]

This is why I kinda prefer watching the vods, you can't skip through if you're watching live

[@firirk4150]

I'm in a time loop

[@dogisgame211]

i watched it live, i couldn't even skip over it

[@rulebreaker1866]

6:40 IM IN A TIME LOOP ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

[@ptralx3122]

Hearing “see you in another life” 5000 times during stream was awesome

[@raypiller15]

I'm in a time loop🍔

[@aeriona626]

See you in another LIFE IS A GAME LIFE IS A FIGHT

[@someinternetguyiguess5068]

See You in the Next World...

[@billbill6094]

Window kill was actually a good concept for a game.

[@Crossfade1625]

its on steam now

[@konkeykong687]

Ipad baby is better

[@ChristoGaming01]

Hey guys! I have no idea what’s going on!!!!

[@CHEMYOFFICIAL]

Cry about it

[@erlantz0072]

CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!

[@justquacks]

CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!

[@billbill6094]

CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!

[@sloft-70]

4:00 Top 10 Fatalities too brutal for Mortal Kombat

[@Aidan_-_]

The time loop ending fucking killed me

[@CartoonyBoi]

Carson casually beating Buckshot Roulette will never not be funny

[@catalyst268]

Can't believe carson is a real person.

[@lordgigapiller]

I mean...following the theme of statistics a gambling problem can lead to a shotgun problem

[@josephbenedek]

my dad is NOT going to develop a shotgun problem

[@hellsing1696]

Surely...

[@lordgigapiller]

@@josephbenedek Well that's good at least, shopping addictions are expensive

[@capnolivbeard]

Thanks for the quality content Carson!
Reminds me of how the deaf gods of our world look in disgust at their horrid creations on which they have brought life unto.

[@alowaski]

my favorite character in this game is GUNT! I LOVE LARJ GUNT! IM SO GLAD HES BACK! THANK THE LORD!

[@kissgergo5202]

16:54 to 17:10 feels like it's going to be a short at some point

[@MisterFazzy]

10:39 I love how Loki got mad at this part, that “What an idiot man” had me rolling 😂

[@Meri637]

You cannot fool us, “Carson”.

[@Gusthegulletmuncher]

The itch persists

[@BigJebby]

I'm so glad I finally understand why the whole chat was saying "SEE YOU IN ANOTHA LIFE"

[@emoninja9778]

i’m so glad he’s back. reminds me of simpler times already

[@fraqtl.]

The song in Jack Russell Connection is "Life Is A Game" by LOFT

[@skeletontheseries]

You should play Microsoft Flight simulator - it would make for a great stream of fun and wacky events. Hoorah!

[@RyzawaVT]

i agree, carson should fly a boeing 747 :)

[@AlexEatDonut]

Can't wait for carson to play cuelty squad.

[@gloriousbeard9054]

My piss lacks color, it is a pale grey that steals warmth from the world

[@GavinE74]

10:14 CARSON YOUR FINGER

[@kogz295]

I love the new group so much

[@kaiz8386]

you are ITCHY
you are ITCHY
they are in your skin
the bugs
they are there
ITCH

[@xenoncantread]

you witch

[@bigsaltdeluxe9555]

I'm not sure why, but seeing that iPad Baby was running on, I think, GZDoom made me want to cry.

[@ericvandenavond8748]

I need that .WAD file.

[@thebombingsoda]

Like how buckshot roulette was the only actual game

[@earflapphat]

a new video to have in the background while i weep in pain :D
good to see you back, carson

[@Crossfade1625]

man, 'Life Is a Game' sure sounds different to how I remember it sounding

[@DeeCee-zn7bf]

I think Carson needs to watch the Quaaludes man talk about Quaaludes.

[@DavidToons]

Welcome back Carson so good to have you back man

[@zephyrhowtogaming1836]

See you in another life! AhaHAHAHA

[@ThatThrowAwayAccount-tz8ly]

3:35 Scott Morison at Engadine maccas, if u know u know

[@bozo3964]

Really glad to see your views ramping back up. Been watching you since like 2020, you’re awesome Carson 👍🏿

[@RealPVMovies]

Love the Acapella in this one. Can't wait for more Acapella in future videos!

[@nottanngnjostr]

16:55 FutaBanbaleena in chat

[@_alex06]

10 seconds in and I lost, I couldn’t edge any longer! Great video! 😁

[@animeluigiboy]

I just saw the first game, and I already knew these other games are gonna be amazing.

[@macawweb2211]

Nice to see you back dude :) reminds me of simpler times ❤

[@T3Wayne]

Good to see you finally back!

[@_KINGER_]

Ima be honest, Carson should’ve played Voices of the Void

[@BlakeosaurusRex]

that first game runs in the doom engine lmao

[@b1gxan279]

I hate the fact I know what the sound effect for the grenade in the McDonald’s game is the flashbang sound from black ops 1

[@MR-2_AW11]

On things i did not expect Carson singing Super Eurobeat

[@itsjustzero9323]

this reminds me of simpler times

[@theohcloud5182]

I like the new genre of carson

[@Jonk2014]

LIFE IS A GAME🗣

[@itzbakconhairitzbakconhair8276]

wake up babe new garskins upload

[@Bubler]

This was one of the first streams I turned up to in awhile and it was a fever dream for me, great stream nonetheless

[@OfficialBrickOwens]

Your outro brings me back to simpler times

[@theoutcast3085]

Crugson i just got done with my college class and coming home to see a new upload from you is always sure to put me in a bad mood!

[@Llywelyyn]

No way carson is back after 2 years lets go!

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

Carson playing what is essentially malware with Ronald Mcdonald slapped on top: *50,000 deaths*
Carson playing Buckshot Roulette, a game with actual thought and effort put into it: *Wins easily*
Also Mexican School Simulator using the same stolen assets as Yandere Simulator gave me vietnam style PTSD flashbacks

[@CallMeWizzmical]

Ohhhhh, Perfect to play at 4:44 AM.

[@helm2505]

Jay-Z

[@loggerT123]

This is what i consider content.

[@dairycream5]

I can't believe you didn't include the super cool new movie we unlocked in Wild Animal Racing durring this stream

[@chronicdonut7946]

I'm happy you're back from retirement, Carson!

[@crimsoncobalt1232]

My day has been saved by Carson once again 🙌

[@PanzerMarichen]

This video is like being in a techno club

[@netts2315]

20:17 Oh hey, my funny quip got into the video, cheers, lol!

[@beejangles4799]

I didn't think my mental health could get any worse

[@animatt1881]

I just like how he Homer Simpson’d Buckshot roulette first try

[@TheDog-kk4sn]

Backshot roulette

[@hrandmaatitagain8134]

This reminds me of simpler times

[@Esayian0628]

0:12 useful information

[@monsterupdatewhen]

the last game was so rad i looked it up and beat it it was so fun

[@slimeyshady5200]

So glad you came out of retirement to make your first video back

[@alternative7586]

Certified CallMeCarson Live Moment

[@Spplaart]

Life is a game, life is a fight

[@generalbutt3r945]

I can’t wait for Carson’s hair to grow back

[@thatspoiler6414]

My favorite part about the Time Loop ending is that its not even a time loop.

[@mt2r-music]

Hey man can you play that one racing game game it’s called the animal

[@helm2505]

Yeah i got a shotgun problem

[@mrflongle]

He clearly likes it!

[@entangledatoms7153]

This really staved off my itch.

[@lakkamokka]

life is a game, life is a fight

[@yukimistay]

see you in another life! ahahah!

[@Ratzilla_91]

17:36
Looks like it’s gonna be another year off

[@snakeoil7089]

Me off the Quaaludes

[@imarkvi284]

See you in another life HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[@wyldonkey2064]

I’m sure this video is funny but it looks so unfortunate from the first minute that I don’t know if I can suffer through it

[@Poopen_Fartenius]

Guys he's back!!!!

[@BlueLight218]

LIFE IS A GAME
LIFE IS A FIGHT

[@EvanDaGr8]

this is something

[@zilog1]

Reminder: Protogens go beep boop

[@Angel_77709]

If call me Carson was a game it could be iPad baby

[@stupidlix]

this video really itches me for simpler times

[@kingcookie9777]

We missed carl alot around here

[@BirdsBestAnimal]

I was having a really bad day and saw a new Carson upload, thinking it would cheer me up but it starts whit fucking Ipad Baby and Ipad Baby but 2D

[@melindaweixler3682]

Super cool :)) 😀🤘🏼

[@nolanbrooks6986]

I ❤ iPad baby need more vids and streams of it

[@rogue4998]

me getting brutally axed in the head. no.... no.... no...

[@maxamillionjazzhands4034]

Carson going luck 9 int 1 on buckshot roulette

[@newtwoup4293]

wow carso n! he clearly motion sick

[@dylanwillis38]

you should get some cream for that

[@siddiq069]

oh its on my face!

[@Repton0]

left click is to drop item btw

[@kamzito6553]

One must imagine carson burger...