Can 10 Idiot Australians Survive America?
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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Hey
Nah
Thanks for reminding me of the incoming promotion, humanoid frogge.
no
The fact that half the S tier was guns, and the other half was Mexican food and natural phenomena was the most dude thing ever
nah fam that is not mexican food bro :3
@@strikemanpopwolf in sheeps clothing
saw that face myself
i have seen people under 13 shooting handguns in their backyard (legal in states like texas and maybe some others)
@@sleep_deprived_stormworker yeah I’ve done it with my grandma
My hypothesis is mart just edits the nightclubs like that because he has literally 0 memory of what happened and has to go off of second-hand eye witness accounts.
pretty good hypothesis
Hmmmmmmmm he seems familiar
Good theory, I bet you’re right. Aussies like blacking out.
@@Definitelyantifurryprobably ah yes, a fellow cheese fan, you may pass
@@jentegeeraerts1119 ok
I want to start a fast food chain called Black Palace that is a mirror dimension version of white castle
- The exterior and interior have inverted colors
- The layout is mirrored
- whatever they do good, we do bad, and vice versa
- we're open whenever they aren't
AND
The ultimate goal is to get one as close as possible to every White Castle in the country
“whatever they do good, we do bad” so… you do everything good?
@@Matthisnotweird lol
White Castle, more like Black Palisade
White Castle = Blackened Palace
Dark fortress
Martin using his editing skills on irl footage is giving me a strong sense of terror
imagine a max0r vlog
...Editing skills? You think this is software editing? This is just Mart.
He's becoming too powerful
@@spartanc173 yuh uh
@@spartanc173he moves to fast for the mortal mind to comprehend
Aussies: White Castle isn't that good
Also Aussies: fills bowl with Lucky Charms and Corona
They had shitass frozen premade sliders and wondered why they were bad
@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803I mean if you watched his previous ventures in America you would see that he did not like white castle in that one either so we got continuity.
@anwd8646 white castle is ass tbf
tbh white castle is garbage.
@@Notnate778 the chicken stuff is fire, the burgers are ass
The only thing I need is Martin to actually go to Finland and fin(n)ish his drive with a proper finnish "amistuning" car.
The gift of prophecy
18:32 "Someone throws a rock at it, I've never seen that animal before"
Classic aussie reaction, see something unknown, feels the need to fight it to assert dominance
How else do you think we live in Australia?
It's like Catachan.
Gotta check if its dangerous from afar mate! You dont want it biting you!
Thats just Australian in their natural habitat
@Deka-92 No no, Catachan is like Australia
Not surprising for a penal colony,
You know the saying, "if you go to in jail, establish domince quickly"
Martin tries to escape Finland.
But finland never forgets.
As a Finnish man we never forget
He and the boys should visit Finland and real Teimon kauppa someday
And finland never forgives
You could call it
Unfinnished bussiness
He literally is streaming the game basically every week
As Harold and Kumar should have made obvious, White Castle is meant for when you’re so high, that making a movie about your antics is the only option.
The fucking story arc this channel has been on is kinda fucking nutty.
Dude started with a video on why Civ 5 was goated and now he's making dope ass vlog content.
Also this man is the one who started my Factorio addiction.
most scuffed channel on youtube fr
THE FACTORY MUST G R O W
@@ignaciomosconi E X P A N D
you mean your cracktorio addiction
Must be nice to be able to do that. Can't afford shit anymore.
you must feel very lucky to have such a close group of friends to pull off such a heist
it's payday fellas!
@@iknowurip8151GERONIMO MFERS!
Hi such how such are such you? Such
@@grekhasuma6791What in the such?
@@Ronald98Who in the such? Is such
15:52 In Germany we have a thing called "Konterbier"
It's when you drink a beer in the morning to counter lasts night alcohol and it does actually help
So yes, this is artistic genius
its called "hairying the dog" in scotland, i tried it, it didn't help 🤣
in holland we say "inkakken is bijpakken" (if you sleep, you drink more). europe is just different lmao
It works wounders actually!
Im struggeling kinda hard with alcoholism atm.
In America we call it "hair of the dog" as in Hair of the dog that bit you. Does kinda work
in australia its called fun
33:38 it's funny because it is actually the original London Bridge that some dude paid to have deconstructed and shipped to Arizona when the built the current one.
and they may or may not have thought it was tower bridge
It was C.V. Wood, right?
Actually it's the 2nd London Bridge, there have been three, the one in Arizona was built in the 19th Century to replace the Original Medieval one.
"London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down, and getting shipped to Ariz-ona."
I used to live there it was a way to attract tourists
Martin losing his sanity from the driving, Finland never forgets
stalker pfp?
We the comments, will also never forgor 😈😂
Look a stalker
get out of here sdalger
I bet ChatGPT wrote this comment.
Bro censored his feet instead of wearing socks what a legend!!
Thing is he revealed his feet in the steering wheel just cause 3 video
Y'all, first non-finland video in ages dropped, let's enjoy it!
The Finland reminders won't stay silent however for just one video
I hope he continues
It was entertaining but i’ve grown bored of my summer car videos
I honestly enjoy those video more than watching a bunch of guys get shitfaced over and over.
@@-a-literal-Toyota yeah the like 3 videos were so tiring trust me
@@stupidratt No
My shitty attention span needs martin’s rapid barrage of images and sounds to probably function
Timestamps:
1:59 Linkin Park
43:17 End
BRUH
😂
underated comment
Thank you
Based on
“Why not freeze it so we have boiling water for later “ 😂🤣😂🤣
Martincitopants left me on the side of a freeway 7 years ago....
L
Even the frogman don't want you 😐
martincitopants sold me fentanayl on the side of a freeway 7 years ago
thats kinda messed up ngl. do you still have some?@@person13456
Skill issue
I want to see the timeline for this edited video.
Oh hey, it's you.
Damn I didn't expect to see whacky in marts comment section
No, no you dont
Go back to the vr game u came from
its mr. youtube kids type content shit man
im so glad we got a new soundsmith stereotypes for fast food at 29:14
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
The Sidewalk Slammer. Truly, a drink for only the mightiest of Dwarven Kings
Rock and stone!
@@Real_Batman904 We're rich!
@@Real_Batman904FOR KARL
Fax my brother, can't wait till I'm 18
Man dropped the premiere at 7-11
its 9-11 where i live 💀
😭😭😭 his timezone is AEST, same as me @@H3llwalker_
My ass is bleeding
@@H3llwalker_😂same
the premire isnt over yet you can still live chat
This whole video is the physical embodiment of "Boys will be boys." 😭
18:33 an aussie saying "ive never seen that animal before" is the day the world ends
relatable lmao
Unless it’s something from another country, then it’s probably harmless
@@Perfect.unsymmetry Lol thats what makes this joke man, you invalidated it
Aussies when they see a normal-sized spider
Smelvin had the best character arc
Smelvin was the hero of the week
@@sergeantsainsburys9181from harizzment to rizz
39:47 mart, somehow if you’re reading this I believe this is the Grand Canyon Railway that runs to the Grand Canyon, and has two operational steam locomotives
Fun Fact: The London Bridge mentioned at 33:36 is the actual original 1831 London Bridge from London. It was bought for $2.46 million at the time and was completely moved to Arizona in 1968.
Speaking of British things that made their way to The United States, The Imperial System, along with the term 'soccer' both originated from the British Isles.
the brits then changed it to football because they were pissy i think
That is incredible, someone bought a massive stone bridge and moved it halfway around the world.
@awhellnah__1776 was so long ago you don't need to be mad anymore
@@logansaylor7460Nothing of value was lost. Enjoy the corn syrup, fluoride and Democratic Party.
@awhellnah__ womp womp your ancestors were bad at war and now you try to be posh to compensate where's your empire tea boy
I love how Australia is already an unhinged place so putting 10 Australians in the US where it's even more hectic feels like a genius idea
I don't think I've ever seen such an entertaining travel video. the 45 minutes felt like 15 minutes.
12:15 nothing like being an American watching this segment and remembering “oh yeah, this isn’t a normal thing that everybody does at sports events”
Honestly I'm European and I thought it was normal. I guess not. Still will salute the anthem
I am a European and I can say that this isn’t weird, standing and being respectful of the anthem is normal. It’s just where it takes place, taking place in race is so weird you would usually expect to see it for people like the royalty or the military
@@seajellymilk3543 its played before alot of sports here
THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT LIVE IN THE GREATEST GODDAMNED OIL OBTAINING COUNTRY ON THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED PLANET.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@flamingrubys11 that’s so strange. From my perspective that would basically be saying sports is as important as our royalty or military
Next time, put beer in unfrosted wheaties. It actually works for a hangover without making the rest of us suffer
Y'know what, Imma say you know that from experience
Gonna have to take your word on that mate. Gonna try it
What are unfrosted wheaties?
@@someweeb6897 wheaties that are unfrosted
@@someweeb6897 your grandpa's cereal
Still waiting for part 2 martin
I demand more of your deranged frat bro energy during this trip
"Americans have it ROUGH when it comes to food"
**eats only at fast food restaurants the whole time**
The true American experience
I had trouble finding anything else in California.
@@evenmorecheese2785 god forbid you go to a restaurant like a civil adult
@@evenmorecheese2785 "not looking" is not the same as "having trouble finding"
@@evenmorecheese2785 The issue is you went to California. Actual restaurants play on deathwish there now due to a variety of reasons special to the state.
I love how Sidney’s first reaction upon seeing an unidentified animal is to just chuck a rock at it
Martin never fails to make me incredibly entertained just by these goofy videos, also give this EDITORS A RISE.
Honestly, i love when foreigners come here and check out America. Makes me realize this is still a great country to be in, despite all it's issues. It's still one hell of a beautiful country and I love people who make the trip to check us out.
Oh for sure man, Everyone's country feels boring and a bit shite when you live there.
42:05 Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had.
So he shot at the sun with a gun.
Shot at the sun with a gun.
Shot at his wildly one only friend.
@@terminalimpact2771 In the gallows, or the ghetto
In the gallows, or the ghetto
In the gallows or the ghetto
In the town or the meadow
In the billows, even over the sun
Every end of a time is another begun
You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything in the end
props to the editor for turning 10 secs of footage into 30 sec hyperactive montages lmao
Man dropped the premiere at 9:11 norwegian time☠️
It's a sign ☢️
He had Læffy in the vid to hint at this
No wonder Los Angeles felt better yet more dangerous to live near for 5 days in the last year. Martin and the gang were here. Thanks Mart.
Also, I'm digging the shift in video style with you standing with the mic. Keep up the good work
There is a part of me that hopes they decide to visit the East Coast, but I have no idea if there's anything here for them to find *interesting*
@@Tigershark_3082 I would love to see martin talk about how NYC smells like piss for 30 minutes
@@Tigershark_3082how bout *snow* and maybe Florida or Niagara idk
@@LilTachanka Oh yeah
I was more thinking the area around my state (VA, New Jersey, Tennesee, etc)
@@Tigershark_3082 also known as the sweat box of the us, except nj, nj just sucks ass
I live in las vegas and knowing this psychopath was here for over a week made me cry
Kai is a fucking tank on that Floor Loko
edit: never mind he got slammed
bwwomp
womp womp
09:39 i love the random Kingsmen no mans land fight scene in the middle of the nightclub montage
It’s what happened I guess
Martin saying Americans have it rough when it comes to food while eating the typical American struggle meal is great
Smelvin's story arc: S-Tier
Best character development I've ever seen
at 0:45 confirms the frog is infact, a fursona.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING
2:04 😭
frogsona
So they just went there to get pissed as fuck and gamble… I love it!
29:20 okay now the soundsmith music i certainly did not expect
Same, I wasn’t expecting the SuperLiminal piano either
I think it's neat how mart thought it was odd that everyone stood up for the anthem during NASCAR
Here in America, the national anthem is Law to perform at sports Events The organizers cannot not perform it And well, it's not required. For you to stand during it. You are highly scrutinized and seen as a weirdo in public. Canada does it too, but that's more because Canada is like United States, 2.0.
@@theGDmenace13 that do be like some north Korea shit
Mr Martinshittypants, there is a small UA-camr Slippin (44k subs right now) who said youre his inspiration. You have successfully rotted the youth's brains, hats off!
0:05 "Intruder alert! Frogman in America!"
"Protect the beercase!"
Go go go go!
Frogman in America?
I FUCKING LOVE that you used the superliminal sound track at 40:10 ish. God I love that game and the music is so stellar. That game made me cry
Okay, Martins going hard.
Quite chuffed that you chose to visit Joshua Tree.
I was born in Joshua Tree park - in a van. No joke, my mother was travelling, went into labor, and gave birth to me in the middle of the fucking desert.
Also - Four Lokos used to be WAAYY stronger. They used to be like 14% alcohol - with more than twice as much caffeine in them. They ended up killing lots of people via heart attacks and alcohol poisoning - the company faced a few dozen lawsuits - and now they are basically just mildly alcoholic lolli water.
So Four Lokos were the original Panera bread lemonade
Therapist: Front facing Martin isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Front facing Martin: 7:40
7 D A Y B O N E R P I L L
Bright Angel Trail at the south rim is no joke! Depending on how hot it is, especially. We went when it was 120.... Not smart. That ascent is gnarly after going down to the river. It's a big hot pot.
Nice trip, Bois
-American
No way that's me! (I'm the one crouching with sunglasses on my shirt) 19:30
no.
36:37 You're in the wrong state. Indiana has all the roundabouts you could ever want.
Your forgetting one more factor
P O T H O L E S.
@@bluisarchived5527my I invite you to a place called………..
T H E M I D W E S T
We are just asking for some roundabouts, not france level, neither india level of roundabouts.
Just a normal road!!
So does Ohio
@@bluisarchived5527ouch
12:20 satsuma could never martin
37:13 The Fellowship of The Frog
I got second hand alocohol poisoning from watching this video
Absolutely fuckin love these storytellings!Also, I am happy zou guys enjoyed :)
I was cracking up when I heard Men At Work playing during the roundabout - was always curious if you blokes listened to them...
..
S Tier.
Glad y'all had fun in the states!
36:30 Mates, raise for the Australian anthem in the background!
at 5:09 I love how he mentions only the kid laroi, whilst agent 00 and duke dennis are right next to him
Absolute madlad. Going to LA currently is like signing a death warrant.
"the vlc media player car won" got me PHOTOSYNTHESIZING (13:31)
this is the only youtuber that i watch where i don't skip sponsors
35:35 so much editing for that frame 😂😂 absolute gem
33:22 "Just move it with a stick" average ausse
My man Martin! you just created a montage of daily partying in the USA!!! THAT’S MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!
How does Martin just do whatever and keeps having the perfect comedic timing
He’s funny and he’s damn good at editing
6:49 the chicken fried steak slander is unreal
It’s called Wiener schnitzel and is from Germany
@@pantom6497That's a different thing though
as an american, shit sucks balls
@@pantom6497It's chicken fried steak you Bavarian. This is an AMERICAN video for REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS.
@@pantom6497If I’m not wrong it’s Austrian, not German.
Alternate title: 10 Australians go completely and utterly insane
6:10 Is no one gonna talk about how smooth that edit was?
16:30 As a German i can confirm that this is a pretty normal Breakfest for our children
Ah yes the "Bierios" truly a german childhood staple.
I freaking LOVE the constant chaos in this vid
it's almost trance
22:41 The Griffith Observatory, also known as the most iconic GTA V spot.
DAVEYYYY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
I love the speedrun strat of crashing blimps into that spot.
36:45 #1 rule of American roads, there are either too little or too many roundabout
Playing chess while nascar is happening is the ultimate sigma move, so much respect ahahahaha
Mr pant putting out a banger as always
The waving an airsoft glock around while driving could have ended so badly.
People do that with real guns over there lol, and they totally weren't loaded
@greekzeus9818 that doesn't matter in the slightest. Idiots wave guns around. Loaded or not it can be perceived as a threat and you'd get shot by a police officer. Its America.
YOOOO I can't believe it that I found your video!
Thanks for letting me sleep at your place, you guys were pretty cool to hang out with
And in case anybody asks: yes, we are dating, and it's looking pretty good so far
Thanks again and take care!
You still owe me $20 cuz
We are so trained on the national anthem that if you played it during a brawl someone will stop to salute the flag without thinking lol
The cat on 19:06 looks like he got rejected in art school and tried to be politician
I swear to god man, I am spiritually Australian. Most of my friends growing up were Aussies and I feel I’m 90% as chaotic as they are. Not quite there, but almost.
35:45 Mart becomes a Combat Madness character for a few seconds
the emperor of editing strikes again. You being a tourist is really some fun times for us that get to watch the edited video. Baller alert.
5:44 Bro really went to Vanilla Unicorn 💀
American ppl when American anthem: 🫡🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🫡🫡
Polish people when video from Poland used (car using roundabout as jump pad): 🥹🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱🥳🤩🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🇵🇱🇵🇱✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🇵🇱🦅🇵🇱🦅🦅🇵🇱
"beer" - shows 20+ bottles of corona. *cries in german dissapointment* there's a reason it's piss coloured and yeets itself out of your system in a rather unchanged manner...
13:40 the truck bought the pills
1:24 we meet again, Kevin.
This guy is the best youtuber of all time, actual greatest content.
I am addicted.
Aww, you bastard, Martin. I was super stoked to see the NASCAR thing... and then you said "next time." How *f***ing* dare you
Much like how Wheaties is the "breakfast of champions" the concoction made at 16:00 is what I've always referred to as the "breakfast of ex-champions."
The TF2 music really adds a really special feel to it and I'm in for every part.
i love how this video went from "hanging out with the boyz" to Discord Meme channel montage in like 4min