asot is for the old fans. and i don’t just mean the old fans, i mean OLD. im aging im dying i do not have time or desire to be online so all this shit gonna be fresh to me 💀
Please I'm begging you, Pyro, please don't stop with the ASOT uploads, it might not pull as many views in total as the daily slop uploads but my retention with this style is much higher than the slop. Go figure. It is a much better viewer experience.
I’m looking at how much views the ASOT stuff gets as of rn compared to the average slop video, it’s actually gotten far higher views than the normal slop ones
sorry but what even is asot. is game of thrones? ASOT= a song of tits. imagine watching this and still deeming it slop but you try to humanise it 💀💀 maybe watch something else?
timestamps 5:05 MrBeast 7:34 Inflation 8:26 MrBeast again 10:39 Pyro's subreddit 11:38 Logan Paul 14:39 Cody Ko 17:26 Tyler Oliveria vs Vince Vintage 25:28 Brody Foxx vs FuturisticHub 30:48 Magnus Carlson 33:42 PayPal Honey 36:31 HelloFresh 37:37 Elon Musk and Adrian Dittmann 41:07 Kick streamer drugging situation 45:53 South Korea 47:21 Netflix and Squid Games season 2 53:21 Black Ops 6 VAs 55:30 Counter-Strike and Gambling 57:30 Generation Beta
I rarely comment on videos because the odds of a creator seeing it is bar none but I do want to say there is a noticeable increase in the quality of videos as of late. I and many of your other fans really enjoy the ASOT series and appreciate you and your team taking the extra time to fine tune the videos so they’re not just the run of the mill slop with the occasional fat joke we’ve all become accustomed to. I’ve been a fan since the mlg days and it’s been a genuinely wild ride to see the growth not only the channel and the content it produces but also you as an individual/persona/character or however you would refer to it, throughout these last 10 years. You’ve always been my go to channel for as long as I’ve known of you and I as well as many others I’m sure just want to say thank you for being the creator you are. Happy new year, here’s to a less sloppy year. Excited for more main channel videos.
TBH i don't think them offsetting the jet fuel makes sense. just because you contribute to the climate doesn't undo the fuel youre burning. it's still used up and you still flew a jet for a ludicrous amount of unneeded hours
It's literally a case of offsetting it not mattering, because you shouldn't have had to offset it in the first place. In my mind, this is like shaking a soda bottle, waiting to see if it explodes, and if it does explode, saying "don't worry, I'll clean up the mess". You shouldn't have to clean up a mess in the first place, because that mess shouldn't be created, because you shouldn't have shaked the soda bottle to begin with.
Honestly, the ASOT videos are the only drama content I genuinely enjoy watching on Pyro’s 2nd channel. It’s more of a retrospective than immediate slop which I really appreciate. Also nostalgia appeal
For the stuff with Honey, I saw that LegalEagle is gathering a group of lawyers to start a class-action lawsuit against Honey, so I'm curious to see where that goes.
I dunno I’m not going to hate someone for what he did. It’s a bit weird and it sucks… but I don’t dislike him for what he did. The people involved in that situation can be but I don’t see a pattern of abuse of minors so yeah kinda like… meh
why do you even need to trust him? He just makes silly content, either consume that or not. Nothing to do with trust. The problem is that a lot of you mistakenly think you have a deeper relationship with him, but you really don't
I'm an old, decrepit, coffin-circling, terminally online internet boomer. Daily Pyro videos legitimately make my day better. Thank you, funny yellow hair twink with an accent.
Just look at Tyler's video titles: The city where every crime is legal, the country where every drug is legal etc. He is not an investigative journalist, he is a youtuber profiting off ragebait and whatever is in the news at the moment, going to places that have recently had some sort of attention on them and just making uninformed garbage. Also, comparing Vince's reaction to them leaving a TV in a car to QUESTIONING SA/R*PE VICTIMS, but then admitting that they did in fact leave the TV there on purpose is just insane behaviour tbh.
Hell no, We are keeping the tagging pyro to Inflation vids joke, it is your punishment for not releasing Petscop 2 You’ve made a grave mistake, Mister Niall
I have been watching you since I was in middle school and now I have a baby and I still watch while he's napping or on my lunch breaks. I love watching you and because I have no time to get online it's all new to me and you're the first person I watch on all the drama 🤣
I’m so happy ASOT is back again. I deleted instagram to stay off reels and it’s helped me stay in the loop about internet drama (also I just love your energy and your editors styles)
I was a years long TMG viewer. And I remember last summer every time another thing would expose Cody I would say "Well now he has to respond." Oh Rolling Stone magazine did a piece of him? Well now he has to respond. If you told me his first response would be 6 months later I wouldn't have believed you.
Petition to call the next generation Beta Blockers, because they’re gonna be dealing with so much generational stress & anxiety with us bringing them up 😅
Can't wait for the Fear and Hunger video where he either installs the censor mod, or he won't stop saying "I can't show it or else I won't get monetised"
As a Dead by Daylight player, thank you for telling me to uninstall. I no longer have the urge to kill myself whenever I get stomped by a Huntress using iri hatchets and wooden fox.
I love ASOT because the slop is too short for me to have on the background and be satisfied with but the long main channel content i actually want to pay attention to so i don't like having it on in the background. This is perfect.
48:50 hate to break it to you, I am not doing something in the background. I am doing something on the foreground. You ARE the background, Pyro. Sit down.
honestly the asot slop format is so much more interesting than the daily slop, idk if it's weird to say i'd rather make my way slowly through the same asot video over a few days at breakfast than watching one daily slop at breakfast each day, if that makes sense
Fun fact, there is a very high likely chance that anyone under the age of 40 right now, will most likely make it to 200, with how technology and medicine is progressing And the first person to reach 200 is already alive.
Pyro: says he loves chess Also Pyro: doesn't know Nepo Also the chess bit is kinda wrong. Magnus got kinda screwed for wearing jeans in the rapid championship, came back to the BLITZ championship, got to the semi-finals and played Hans Niemann, who he has beef with which is why he slammed the piece down. He ended up winning by sharing the title with Nepo which is pretty controversial as well and straight up not included.
0:39 unironically I go to the gym 7 days a week and some days work out twice per day, and I watch Pyro. I just don’t have a social life, a girlfriend, or any friends at all
@@Jaxsol yeah I know I should take rest days, but I don’t lift weights every day it’s either weights, cardio, running, hiking, biking etc. I have this weird mental thing where I have to exercise every day or else I will actually go insane. I used to play soccer 5 days a week for 2 and a half hours a day and lift weights 6/7 days a week. When my seasons ended and I moved on from soccer, I needed to replace all that exercise with something else. It’s hard to explain, but if I take a rest day I want to game end myself from lack of exercise. So it’s not like I do crazy 3 hour workouts every day, but at the same time that is what my body and mind have been conditioned to get used to from being an athlete for so many years. I know I probably should take rest days, and I do take a rest once every couple weeks, but it’s very hard for me to
might be controversial but I don't want a MiSide main channel video. its a game that already has tons of videos covering it, Pyro making another would be pretty boring other then his commentary. I'd love to see him cover more niche games instead of chasing after a current trend.
We kind of can't expect him to dig down all layers of earth to find a niche game that no one knows about yet enjoyable. Just because other people also talk about it doesn't make it unworthy to talk more about.
Love your content pyro, I enjoy your content quite a bit between my commute or studies or whatnot, but I audibly said “oh fuck off” and took my earbuds out after 32:50. My roommate asked what was wrong, to which he watched it and said “ah fuck off” and shook his head. Just thought you should know :).
asot is for the old fans. and i don’t just mean the old fans, i mean OLD. im aging im dying i do not have time or desire to be online so all this shit gonna be fresh to me 💀
Felt that, the oldhead fans who have been into it for almost a decade at this point.
bro, newheads don t have the attention span to watch this shit
I’m way too old to be watching this shit anymore but hey, old habits die hard.
Pyro keeps me caught up with the slop
Fr dude, I was watching pyro before he ever revealed his face, before keemstar was relevant, etc. Old af
I feel assaulted by this comment (watched the leafy and pyro collab the moment it dropped)
Please I'm begging you, Pyro, please don't stop with the ASOT uploads, it might not pull as many views in total as the daily slop uploads but my retention with this style is much higher than the slop. Go figure. It is a much better viewer experience.
I’m looking at how much views the ASOT stuff gets as of rn compared to the average slop video, it’s actually gotten far higher views than the normal slop ones
I literally stick to watch ASOT while the normal slop just stays in the background while I do illustrations
sorry but what even is asot. is game of thrones? ASOT= a song of tits. imagine watching this and still deeming it slop but you try to humanise it 💀💀 maybe watch something else?
@liamlapao615how is that any different
tbh yeah i prefer asot cause its so much easier to catch up on all the insanity at the same time
timestamps
5:05 MrBeast
7:34 Inflation
8:26 MrBeast again
10:39 Pyro's subreddit
11:38 Logan Paul
14:39 Cody Ko
17:26 Tyler Oliveria vs Vince Vintage
25:28 Brody Foxx vs FuturisticHub
30:48 Magnus Carlson
33:42 PayPal Honey
36:31 HelloFresh
37:37 Elon Musk and Adrian Dittmann
41:07 Kick streamer drugging situation
45:53 South Korea
47:21 Netflix and Squid Games season 2
53:21 Black Ops 6 VAs
55:30 Counter-Strike and Gambling
57:30 Generation Beta
my hero
The unsung legend of every comment section, we thank you.
Thank you now i can pick my slop
so nothing happened, thanks
Thank you
just realizing ASOT is basically just 10 penguinz0 videos combined
critikal might have stopped making drama schlop, bur we always have fat critikal
It has been all along..
32:24 _>struggles to say the word_
_>finally gets it out_
_>It isn't a word_
thats pyro for you
it most definitely is a word
@@mothbum5580that’s 80% of British people.
@@the-postal-dudeyeah it is he just pronounced it ridiculously lol
@@krusher181 no it's not the word is professionalism
"Don't mess with Pyro fans; they have one joke" Yea a pretty big one
It keeps getting bigger, inflating if you will
Dont be afraid about someone who knows all the jokes, be afraid of someone who knows one joke
@@undercoverjihadi9252You know what else is massive?
actuallly, there are two. so guys we did it
@doodlehates_uttpyour mom?
Fear and Hunger video is now the new Darkwood video, in terms of never coming out
real
watch him drop it this next week lol
Petscop
Petscop 2
What do you mean “new” Darkwood still isn’t out lil bro
Felt my guts contort and twist when i heard the OG outro at 7:34. Sent me back 8 years with that one
Whitewoods - Beach Walk
My beloved
TOO REAL 😭
It’s rly been that long?
A slop of tubes
A series of slop
A slop of poop
@@Im_Jakonthats asos
A series of testicles
A series of braps
I rarely comment on videos because the odds of a creator seeing it is bar none but I do want to say there is a noticeable increase in the quality of videos as of late. I and many of your other fans really enjoy the ASOT series and appreciate you and your team taking the extra time to fine tune the videos so they’re not just the run of the mill slop with the occasional fat joke we’ve all become accustomed to. I’ve been a fan since the mlg days and it’s been a genuinely wild ride to see the growth not only the channel and the content it produces but also you as an individual/persona/character or however you would refer to it, throughout these last 10 years. You’ve always been my go to channel for as long as I’ve known of you and I as well as many others I’m sure just want to say thank you for being the creator you are.
Happy new year, here’s to a less sloppy year. Excited for more main channel videos.
I ain’t reading all that but I’m happy for you or sorry that happened
@ average pyro fan attention span
Original title: Mr. Beast Responded (ASOT)
New Title: Cody Ko Responded (ASOT)
😮😮😮😮😮
New New title: Brapmaster responded (asot)
what does asot mean
@@statomicA Series of Touches (by my priest pyrocynical)
@@statomic A Series of Tubes (it’s in the first 30 seconds of the video 💀)
@statomic A serious of tuberculosis
listening to this ASOT in the background while cooking was an enjoyable experience. Thank you Pyro.
Silly Pyro, 2000 was 8,771 days ago and we still have 9,127 days until 2050
2000 was 2.6 showers ago
Thought it was 0.4 showers ago?
You guys are showering?
🗿
What’s a shower?
Tyler's whole response was "yes I did all those things but it's actually fine, guys"
TBH i don't think them offsetting the jet fuel makes sense. just because you contribute to the climate doesn't undo the fuel youre burning. it's still used up and you still flew a jet for a ludicrous amount of unneeded hours
Yeah what are they gunna go up to the ozone with a fucking vacuum and take it back? They gunna plant 2 trees and act like that works…
Not to mention the postives he is trying to "offset" aren't gonna be viable immediately lmao. If its trees again, see you in 2050 or some shite then
It's literally a case of offsetting it not mattering, because you shouldn't have had to offset it in the first place.
In my mind, this is like shaking a soda bottle, waiting to see if it explodes, and if it does explode, saying "don't worry, I'll clean up the mess". You shouldn't have to clean up a mess in the first place, because that mess shouldn't be created, because you shouldn't have shaked the soda bottle to begin with.
Honestly, the ASOT videos are the only drama content I genuinely enjoy watching on Pyro’s 2nd channel. It’s more of a retrospective than immediate slop which I really appreciate. Also nostalgia appeal
ASOT IS SO BACKKK
OMG MY FARTS SMELL
Always has been
late ass
@tataduzy4260 fym late ass bruh..
im late to the party ... what does asot stand for... 😭😭😭😭😭
A main channel video under an hour and an hour long asot!! 2025 is blessed!
'If you're playing DBD, unsubscribe'
Understandable, have a great day.
A timeline where we have both ASOTs and videogame essays from Pyro at the same time is one I'm happy living in
7:35 OMG I MISSED THIS MUSIC SO MUCH 😭😭 I UNIRONICALLY SHED A TEAR
my doctor prescribed asot for my adhd, now you're legally obligated to upload
THE INTERNET IS NOT
THE INTERNET IS NOT A BIG TRUCK
@@rockmycd1319 THE INTERNET
THE INTERNET
I-I-I-ITS A SERIES OF TUBES!! 🗣🔥🔥
X
XXX
BOXXX
LIVE
For the stuff with Honey, I saw that LegalEagle is gathering a group of lawyers to start a class-action lawsuit against Honey, so I'm curious to see where that goes.
ASOT IS SO BACK
Nuh uh pal
Ok bozo
What dies asot mean?
I love when ASOT starts with 3 minutes of stand-up comedy, Pyro should get a Netflix Special at this rate!
7:34 THE MUSIC😢
Hit me harder than the tf2 mod
incident 🫠
she dissapeared across the boardwalk…
0:15 im getting kicked out of my parents house on my birthday and i have no place to live.
Bruh
Extra bruh
Extra Extra bruh read all about it
Unemployed moment
Tough luck
1 hour ASOT.
we are so back
I knew my intuition was right about Cody Ko... you really can't ever trust a frat bro
I dunno I’m not going to hate someone for what he did. It’s a bit weird and it sucks… but I don’t dislike him for what he did. The people involved in that situation can be but I don’t see a pattern of abuse of minors so yeah kinda like… meh
why do you even need to trust him? He just makes silly content, either consume that or not. Nothing to do with trust. The problem is that a lot of you mistakenly think you have a deeper relationship with him, but you really don't
@@krusher181you don’t dislike him for taking advantage of a minor???? And keeping a sėx offender as a friend?????
Video starts at 14:42
So real. Thanks 🙏
Fuckijg thank you
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I'm an old, decrepit, coffin-circling, terminally online internet boomer. Daily Pyro videos legitimately make my day better. Thank you, funny yellow hair twink with an accent.
The asot entrance music makes me feel nostalgic omg.
Just look at Tyler's video titles: The city where every crime is legal, the country where every drug is legal etc.
He is not an investigative journalist, he is a youtuber profiting off ragebait and whatever is in the news at the moment, going to places that have recently had some sort of attention on them and just making uninformed garbage.
Also, comparing Vince's reaction to them leaving a TV in a car to QUESTIONING SA/R*PE VICTIMS, but then admitting that they did in fact leave the TV there on purpose is just insane behaviour tbh.
11:24 the entire subreddit experience in 3 seconds
he definitely saved that image for later
@@bartekcalinski1221 and you didn’t?
Gyet
This is the long form slop I subbed for. I can't wait till the next main channel video that this pays for
Hell no, We are keeping the tagging pyro to Inflation vids joke, it is your punishment for not releasing Petscop 2
You’ve made a grave mistake, Mister Niall
Based
😎
I don't know why but the yo mama jokes with the Xbox Live thing is actually making me cry laughing I'm so glad you showed this to me 🤣😂😂
10:51 So guys, we did it, we hit a quarter of a million redditors
thank you for the one sec app! appreciate it. much wow much love
Please keep this series alive
Bro your pf pic is amazing💀
I have been watching you since I was in middle school and now I have a baby and I still watch while he's napping or on my lunch breaks. I love watching you and because I have no time to get online it's all new to me and you're the first person I watch on all the drama 🤣
About damn time he responded
You clicked on the video and immediately wrote this comment
@@trulyirrelevant17100%
Thanks!
ASOT is so peak PLEASE continue!!!
A series of tubes🗿
Loving this series Pyro! Yo may not get the views that you get with your slop, but as an old fan, you have no idea how much joy ASOT brings!
pyro, unironically your hair is getting better. good job
i think he still has the bald spot at the back of his head
@Spacecadet_01 he's gonna need a comb over😭
Watched the entire vid, enjoyed every second
No way Coffeezilla made it into the ASOT intro, finally Pyro recognized that he steals the slop Critical makes every time Coffee makes a video.
I started to watch your content at the slop era and I can say that i enjoy this format alot!!
2:40 EARLIER PYRO EARLIER!!
I’m so happy ASOT is back again. I deleted instagram to stay off reels and it’s helped me stay in the loop about internet drama (also I just love your energy and your editors styles)
I was a years long TMG viewer. And I remember last summer every time another thing would expose Cody I would say "Well now he has to respond." Oh Rolling Stone magazine did a piece of him? Well now he has to respond. If you told me his first response would be 6 months later I wouldn't have believed you.
Petition to call the next generation Beta Blockers, because they’re gonna be dealing with so much generational stress & anxiety with us bringing them up 😅
Snus is much older than the vape, basically the n1 drug of choice in scandinavia since forever
ASOT is very good im an oldhead been here from years ago but i always enjoy the effort you put in. no cap.
Can't wait for the Fear and Hunger video where he either installs the censor mod, or he won't stop saying "I can't show it or else I won't get monetised"
Sounds like a drinking game
I’m so happy ASOT is back it’s the best nostalgia… gotta keep it going so it isn’t nostalgia anymore gotta make it the main thing again
As a Dead by Daylight player, thank you for telling me to uninstall. I no longer have the urge to kill myself whenever I get stomped by a Huntress using iri hatchets and wooden fox.
I missed a lot of Pyro uploads over the holidays and this is a godsend tbh
thank you, pyro. weekly slop tastes a bit sweeter than daily
ik this will get buried but I'm genuinely enjoying the return of the asot videos!!! please keep it up :)
We are in fact, not closer to 2050 then we are to 2000
We literally are?
@@PopcattzI mean technically we’re not depending on what dates you use. December 2000 is literally closer to right now than January 2050.
@@VGbeck22 definitely a way to look at it
dude when pyro says "you probably just have this in the background" as im drawing, i literally get jumpscared. HOW DOES HE KNOWW
Hello fresh was very helpful while we were getting our kitchen redone, but things like eggs coming individually wrapped just seems unnecessary lol
I love ASOT because the slop is too short for me to have on the background and be satisfied with but the long main channel content i actually want to pay attention to so i don't like having it on in the background. This is perfect.
A Series Of Inflations
A Slop Of Inflations
the coffin bit got a couple rewinds from me for sure lmao
NEW VIDEO LOVE YOU PYRO!!
Haven't seen a pyro vid pop up in my feed in a while had some good laughs from this one cheers mate🎉
48:50 hate to break it to you, I am not doing something in the background. I am doing something on the foreground. You ARE the background, Pyro. Sit down.
All memes and sarcasm aside for a second, I'm genuinely happy ASOT is back.
Really hoping it becomes an ingoing series again.
Pyro, im blaming you if XBOX LIVE turns into my next vocal stim
honestly the asot slop format is so much more interesting than the daily slop, idk if it's weird to say i'd rather make my way slowly through the same asot video over a few days at breakfast than watching one daily slop at breakfast each day, if that makes sense
I am terrified of the amount of midrolls I watched, to keep you fed
0:37 jokes on you, listen to you yap while on a treadmil
Pyro I'm a burger who watches your slop while working, i very much prefer watching these longer format videos instead of the 4 min slop
3:55 Bro is trying to pretend so hard 💀
That's the joke
NOOO SERIOUSLY?? I GENUINELY COULDNT TELL BASED OFF HIS TONE, LAUGH AND HAND GESTURES. THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS COMMENT!!!
@@OkartaSamuelyeah I had no idea until it was pointed out by Snaksi
48:48
Jokes on you Pyro i'm watching this in the background at work xD
I’ve never been here this early 😭 love you pyro!
I just realized this is an hour as well! Thank you for the slop movie!
Fun fact, there is a very high likely chance that anyone under the age of 40 right now, will most likely make it to 200, with how technology and medicine is progressing
And the first person to reach 200 is already alive.
I remember when asots were barely 15 mins
American Pete on ASOT was not on my 2025 bingo.
Pyro: says he loves chess
Also Pyro: doesn't know Nepo
Also the chess bit is kinda wrong. Magnus got kinda screwed for wearing jeans in the rapid championship, came back to the BLITZ championship, got to the semi-finals and played Hans Niemann, who he has beef with which is why he slammed the piece down. He ended up winning by sharing the title with Nepo which is pretty controversial as well and straight up not included.
We're so back
I’m so happy Pete is getting mentioned. Absolutely goated streamer.
video starts at 59:19
proud to be one of the ones who tagged pyro to shadow
Nostalgia overload
11:46 "You would help keep the lights up" Self aware pyro is my favorite
0:39 unironically I go to the gym 7 days a week and some days work out twice per day, and I watch Pyro. I just don’t have a social life, a girlfriend, or any friends at all
If you go 8 days a week a girl will eventually like you man
Genuine advice, give yourself one rest day a week, no workouts and nothing super demanding on your body. Your muscles need to rest and recuperate
what the guy before me said, take a rest day. Your muscles need rest to grow
@@Jaxsol yeah I know I should take rest days, but I don’t lift weights every day it’s either weights, cardio, running, hiking, biking etc. I have this weird mental thing where I have to exercise every day or else I will actually go insane. I used to play soccer 5 days a week for 2 and a half hours a day and lift weights 6/7 days a week. When my seasons ended and I moved on from soccer, I needed to replace all that exercise with something else. It’s hard to explain, but if I take a rest day I want to game end myself from lack of exercise. So it’s not like I do crazy 3 hour workouts every day, but at the same time that is what my body and mind have been conditioned to get used to from being an athlete for so many years. I know I probably should take rest days, and I do take a rest once every couple weeks, but it’s very hard for me to
im 12 minutes into this video and havent even heard cody’s name
might be controversial but I don't want a MiSide main channel video. its a game that already has tons of videos covering it, Pyro making another would be pretty boring other then his commentary. I'd love to see him cover more niche games instead of chasing after a current trend.
Ok but it’s something he wants to do the main channel is really his passion project
We kind of can't expect him to dig down all layers of earth to find a niche game that no one knows about yet enjoyable. Just because other people also talk about it doesn't make it unworthy to talk more about.
@@Hlnch_ "niche" is probably a bit to of an extreme term admittedly. I just mean a game that isn't currently trending.
as a 19 year old pyro fan whos been a fan since i was 12, this is perfect for my nostalgia
As a fellow 27 year old, I also tire of being reminded of The Coffin
THE INTRO IS BACK 🙏🙏🙏
Nice, i like the longer videos
I HAVE WATCHED EVERY SONGLE ASOT THIS MAN HAS EVER MADE AND IT IS MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT
5:27 im sorry you did what
Love your content pyro, I enjoy your content quite a bit between my commute or studies or whatnot, but I audibly said “oh fuck off” and took my earbuds out after 32:50. My roommate asked what was wrong, to which he watched it and said “ah fuck off” and shook his head. Just thought you should know :).
Glad I wasn't the only one! 😂