Trying to Beat Hardcore Minecraft with My Idiot Friends

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  • @martincitopants
    @martincitopants  11 місяців тому +3882

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    • @brodster7042
      @brodster7042 11 місяців тому +46

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    • @Matthew_ksp
      @Matthew_ksp 11 місяців тому +31

      ⚠☢⚠

    • @griffencake8072
      @griffencake8072 11 місяців тому +112

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    • @alibenlahmar1555
      @alibenlahmar1555 11 місяців тому +23

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    • @johnblueberries
      @johnblueberries 11 місяців тому +4

      How's it goin' mart

  • @Masuo15
    @Masuo15 11 місяців тому +10481

    I refuse to believe, after all those attempts, none of them opted to simply lock-up Steven and leave him alone to his own insanity.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 11 місяців тому +758

      I think they knew he would somehow find a way to kill himself

    • @litterbox0192
      @litterbox0192 11 місяців тому +475

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 by dancing, walking, and rearranging furniture

    • @ahis3233
      @ahis3233 11 місяців тому +38

      I thought Steven was himself

    • @darksoulbg24
      @darksoulbg24 11 місяців тому +197

      Hard-core is in hard mode which means simply by running and jumping he could die from starvation

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 11 місяців тому +78

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 Jump repeatedly until he starts starving to death?

  • @therealjammie2371
    @therealjammie2371 11 місяців тому +33805

    Im convinced that Mart took 5 months of trying to actually beat minecraft under the conditions he laid out. Solely thanks to the immense stupidity of his friends (Steven)

    • @humphreywolfe
      @humphreywolfe 11 місяців тому +2073

      True, in which the name shall not be revealed (Steven)

    • @madmanf1179
      @madmanf1179 11 місяців тому +1468

      The devil himself (Steven)

    • @emdies-mds4957
      @emdies-mds4957 11 місяців тому +341

      You're sadistic steven i loved it

    • @aidanmorris5309
      @aidanmorris5309 11 місяців тому +476

      The one who was supposed to destroy the trolls not join them (Steven)

    • @chirs.a2274
      @chirs.a2274 11 місяців тому +27

      yes

  • @tomBingoose1164
    @tomBingoose1164 8 місяців тому +1333

    The fact that steven wasn't kicked out of this challenge really goes to show how dedicated everybody is to good content.

    • @notlark650
      @notlark650 6 місяців тому +13

      On god

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 4 місяці тому +9

      we need someone to make the intro in an anime artstyle

    • @iggyharl5780
      @iggyharl5780 4 місяці тому +17

      No we fucking dont.​@@iamwoke322

    • @Pendergast891
      @Pendergast891 2 місяці тому +3

      Hes an additional difficulty modifier to the challenge

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 2 місяці тому

      @@iggyharl5780 what about a *different* art style

  • @Kinichie
    @Kinichie 8 місяців тому +743

    Practice Run 1: Tristen killed by gravity (own stupidity)
    Practice Run 2: Tristen killed by gravity (own stupidity)
    Practice Run 3: Tristen killed by Iron Golem
    Practice Run 4: Tristen killed by swimming in lava (own stupidity)
    Practice Run 5: Mart brutally assaulted by Piglins
    Practice Run 6: Mart brutally assaulted by Piglins (You didn't learn the first time!?)
    Day 1, Attempt 1: Ben killed by Tristen (Framed Suicide)
    Day 1, Attempt 2: Nathan and Tobias killed by Creeper (Not mindful of surroundings)
    Day 1, Attempt 3: Tobias killed by Creeper
    Day 1, Attempt 4: Mart killed by gravity (Though it looks like Man349 murdered him)
    Day 1, Attempt 5: Steven killed by gravity (own stupidity)
    Day 1, Attempt 6: Jacky killed by gravity (own stupidity)
    Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Ben killed by gravity (own stupidity)
    Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Nathan murdered by Mart (typical shenanigans)
    Day 1, Attempt 7 (Staircase Attempt): Ben killed by Enderman (Wait he died twice?)
    Day 2, Attempt 8: Ben killed by Zombie (failed a spot check)
    Day 2, Attempt 9: Simon died by drowning (bring a door you imbecile)
    Day 2, Attempt 10: Seamus killed by an Iron Golem (helped towards demise by Steven)
    Day 2, Attempt 11: Sidney killed by a Zombie
    Day 2, Attempt 12 (Mesa Spawn): Tobias killed by Mart (Fistycuffs), Jacky killed by Cave Spider, Mart killed by Nathan (Fistycuffs)
    Day 2, Attempt 13: Tristen killed by Wither Skeleton (Entered the Nether alone)
    Day 2, Attempt 14: Steven killed by Gravity (Cast down by Nathan)
    Day 2, Attempt 15: Steven killed by Ben (Justfied)
    (Below are kills featured in the montage, sans the deaths from the "running" segments, there are 17 kills for 14 attempts here, so assumed that 3 kills share an attempt)
    Unknown Attempt: Steven killed by Iron Golem
    Unknown Attempt: Man349 murdered by Steven
    Unknown Attempt: Sidney fell into Desert Temple TNT trap, this also killed Mart
    Unknown Attempt: Sidney killed by Creeper
    Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Creeper
    Unknown Attempt: Steven killed by Gravity
    Unknown Attempt: Tobias killed by Bees/Gravity
    Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Zombie
    Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by Enderman
    Unknown Attempt: Ben killed by Warden
    Unknown Attempt: Seamus killed by Gravity
    Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker
    Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker
    Unknown Attempt: Mart killed by shrieker
    Unknown Attempt: Tobias killed by Mart (mitigated by Cave Spider poison)
    Unknown Attempt: Jacky killed by Cave Spider
    Unknown Attempt: Wereweonly1234 killed by Cave Spider
    Day 4, Attempt 29: Nick's Parrot killed by Lava
    Day 4, Attempt 29: Sidney pressed the CLEARLY OVERT BUTTON which killed Tristen (Steven gets the kill)

    • @ourdream1
      @ourdream1 6 місяців тому +51

      You legend, having all the deaths in a list actually is much more hilarious than I thought

    • @randomalt9617
      @randomalt9617 5 місяців тому +20

      ​@@ourdream1 I think the three "Mart killed by shrieker" was actually the ranged attack from the Warden, known as the Sonic Shriek.

    • @ayoshijunior
      @ayoshijunior 5 місяців тому +8

      I'm incredibly late and you probably won't see this
      but man349 is "arlo".

    • @drguineapig8755
      @drguineapig8755 2 місяці тому +6

      I love how you included Nick’s parrot in the list.

  • @umbreonel5730
    @umbreonel5730 11 місяців тому +4039

    Everyone else: Can we please go 17 minutes without a death?
    Tristan and Stephen: You guys wanna see us butt-chug rubbing alcohol?

    • @HondoHoss77
      @HondoHoss77 11 місяців тому +119

      With friends like those, who needs enemies…

    • @AmbienNocturan
      @AmbienNocturan 11 місяців тому +74

      With friends like these, who needs enemas...

    • @bulletkin_etg
      @bulletkin_etg 11 місяців тому +43

      With enemies like that, who needs friends…

    • @voltagecomedy2719
      @voltagecomedy2719 11 місяців тому +18

      With who like this, friend needs enemies…

    • @joelerikson4556
      @joelerikson4556 11 місяців тому +15

      With like those needs, who enemies friends?

  • @bigdripper2017
    @bigdripper2017 11 місяців тому +5344

    This better be a 2 hour montage of screaming and pain

  • @auffq
    @auffq 9 місяців тому +302

    voicechat mod is genuinely the best mod, sometimes i’ll be building something and hear a faint scream from my friend running from mobs and it gets louder and louder then i just see him running for his life screaming his head off 😂

    • @professorxxx4142
      @professorxxx4142 6 місяців тому +2

      Can you share some good proximity voice chat mods that work like the one in the video. Or even the one Mart used if I'm lucky lmao

    • @auffq
      @auffq 6 місяців тому +1

      @@professorxxx4142 either skoice or simple voicechat

    • @professorxxx4142
      @professorxxx4142 6 місяців тому

      @@auffq huge thanks man. Really appreciate your help

  • @wolfwires
    @wolfwires 9 місяців тому +190

    27:03 to 28:27 is potentially the greatest sequence of events i've ever seen in a video, and the narration only makes it funnier

    • @Nealbader82
      @Nealbader82 7 місяців тому +3

      TOP! NOTCH!

    • @valuefn_7606
      @valuefn_7606 6 місяців тому +4

      i have to agree, the four seasons winter music really sums it up

  • @m0n0x
    @m0n0x 11 місяців тому +2732

    Take Stephen and Tristan to the hague for their heinous warcrimes 😤

    • @lahar2412
      @lahar2412 11 місяців тому +95

      that’s too lenient. they must be subjected to the cold room torture

    • @chirs.a2274
      @chirs.a2274 11 місяців тому +5

      lol

    • @samisasmidgenpsycho
      @samisasmidgenpsycho 11 місяців тому +21

      Send them over. I have canoes

    • @ferestrod3242
      @ferestrod3242 11 місяців тому +9

      Send then to gulag in vorkuta (before you say, yes Black OPS 1 reference)

    • @pipdoesstuff3709
      @pipdoesstuff3709 11 місяців тому

      Lynch them brutally.

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 11 місяців тому +6091

    Martin really looked at minecraft hardcore and went: "what if i added 12 more potential points of failure to this"

    • @kalelbarbosa2081
      @kalelbarbosa2081 11 місяців тому +70

      "Hold my beer"

    • @vynashe4442
      @vynashe4442 11 місяців тому +235

      10 more potential and 2 almost guaranteed points of failure.

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 11 місяців тому +117

      Martin's friends aren't so much points of failure as they are areas of failure.

    • @henrypeter1473
      @henrypeter1473 10 місяців тому +47

      ​@@marcusdaloia2974 Volumes even.

    • @gotohyoshihisa3971
      @gotohyoshihisa3971 10 місяців тому +17

      @@henrypeter1473
      I'd go as far as to say Black hole levels of opportune failure
      Black holes are Four-dimensional right?

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan 7 місяців тому +39

    27:40 The crescendo nerve wracking scene here. Pure chaos in classic art form.

  • @foxi13x
    @foxi13x 2 місяці тому +14

    10:07 "There he is. It's Martin."
    just kills me, lmao, that line was beautifully delivered

  • @burakgotkidnapped
    @burakgotkidnapped 11 місяців тому +2453

    I expect martin to scream in shock after finding a frog

    • @Devinity08
      @Devinity08 11 місяців тому +19

      Swear you said Martian I was so confused

    • @luckyizzac
      @luckyizzac 11 місяців тому +4

      *literally me* moment

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 11 місяців тому +2

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?"
      ~ Diogenes

  • @bobbacon1398
    @bobbacon1398 11 місяців тому +1741

    This frog man sure knows how to make a fantastic storyline

    • @chirs.a2274
      @chirs.a2274 11 місяців тому +3

      xd

    • @derlowenkonig7971
      @derlowenkonig7971 11 місяців тому +1

      This was actually rather boring.

    • @immortalfour872
      @immortalfour872 11 місяців тому +2

      @@derlowenkonig7971 lol

    • @bobbacon1398
      @bobbacon1398 11 місяців тому +4

      @@derlowenkonig7971 booooooooooo

    • @sussyballs339
      @sussyballs339 10 місяців тому

      ​@@derlowenkonig7971 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @gollem148
    @gollem148 9 місяців тому +151

    I've only just discovered your yt channel from your "skyblock" video and I have to say, I REALLY enjoy the way of editing that you do.
    It's something I've never seen before. It's hard to explain in words what I enjoy about it so much but you've defs got a sub from me mate.
    I look forward to seeing more of your older videos, as well as new ones. :)

    • @marcushartung3988
      @marcushartung3988 5 місяців тому +3

      I FOUND HIS CHANNEL THROUGH HIS SKYBLOCK VIDEO TOO LOL

  • @BobbaFet123
    @BobbaFet123 8 місяців тому +20

    That ending with the portal to the skyblock map is showing the first stage of grief: denial. Dying during the fight fucked Martin up so bad he made up a story to explain how it didn’t happen.

    • @loejirosandlin3675
      @loejirosandlin3675 5 місяців тому +1

      no he landed in water but wanted to make a different side story so the video would be more interesting

  • @Maykenzie
    @Maykenzie 11 місяців тому +1173

    It really is a testament to you guys' endless well of patience that you didn't just tie Tristan to a tree and then take turns ritually flailing him to death with leather belts for all his numerous transgressions.

    • @kyrauniversal
      @kyrauniversal 11 місяців тому +113

      You mean him and Steven.

    • @martincitopants
      @martincitopants  11 місяців тому +418

      @@kyrauniversal *stephen*

    • @n.l.3776
      @n.l.3776 11 місяців тому +117

      @@martincitopants brother no, he s steven now. Stephen is too classy for this fool.

    • @doctorsex7255
      @doctorsex7255 11 місяців тому +25

      @@martincitopants stefan

    • @jlinn543
      @jlinn543 11 місяців тому +6

      @@martincitopants *Steven*

  • @Hammerdrums
    @Hammerdrums 11 місяців тому +1884

    5 months for 34 minutes of Martin is SO fucking worth it. I can quit whenever I would like, I’m not addicted, I JUST WANT ONE MORE

    • @jona4919
      @jona4919 11 місяців тому +6

      He has a second channel you know

    • @MrLoaymohd
      @MrLoaymohd 11 місяців тому +4

      CONTEEEEENNNT !! MORE CONTEEENNT !!

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@jona4919 *what*

    • @_JC_21
      @_JC_21 11 місяців тому

      Lamest shit I've ever read

    • @SmileUponBalls
      @SmileUponBalls 11 місяців тому +1

      That's what an addict would say

  • @Redd72367
    @Redd72367 5 місяців тому +9

    28:18 Tristian, Steven, YOU GOT SHIELDS GODDAMMIT USE THEM

  • @je2848
    @je2848 8 місяців тому +26

    17:55 when Martin said "worst of all, these guys," he missed a perfect opportunity to zoom in on his friends. God knows after all their shenanigans it would be an accurate statement.

  • @dyingstar24
    @dyingstar24 11 місяців тому +4835

    You have to admire the massive amount of restraint martin had to exercise in order to keep himself from banning/immediately murdering Steve and Tristan after they sabotaged several runs

    • @sparhawk2195
      @sparhawk2195 11 місяців тому +168

      Would of actuatly had fun and enjoyed the game but then wouldn't of had content for a video.

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 10 місяців тому +34

      ​@@sparhawk2195i disagree.

    • @unsie
      @unsie 10 місяців тому +31

      to be fair, that was a suspicious ass button.

    • @Rymeths
      @Rymeths 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@sparhawk2195*would've

    • @lederp1182
      @lederp1182 9 місяців тому

      ​@Rymeths would of is better than would've since would of is how it is said instead of would've.
      I respect you're correction though. Ain't much around for Grammer now a days.

  • @ox1y1gen
    @ox1y1gen 11 місяців тому +1051

    Martin's multiplayer videos are surprisingly fun to watch. They're also painful to watch as his friends die in the dumbest ways possible

    • @Devinity08
      @Devinity08 11 місяців тому +9

      And the funniest ways

    • @krsmanjovanovic8607
      @krsmanjovanovic8607 11 місяців тому +42

      At this point I woupd just ban Steven

    • @surpriseman
      @surpriseman 11 місяців тому +8

      "Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die"

    • @Cogu985
      @Cogu985 11 місяців тому +4

      I'm unironically Stephen wasn't exiled from their friend group

  • @wolfwires
    @wolfwires 9 місяців тому +30

    i would argue this is possible the best minecraft video i’ve ever seen. ranging from the cinematics, to the writing, to the humor, to the personality. it all comes together perfectly to tell an entertaining story

  • @FluffyEnbyneering
    @FluffyEnbyneering 7 місяців тому +3

    I’ve watched this video over 5 times and I’m still not tired of it yet

  • @jellyman2k214
    @jellyman2k214 11 місяців тому +3180

    I'm surprised how they didn't just kick Steven out of the challenge after how many times he's single-handedly ruined over 10 attempts

    • @borek999
      @borek999 11 місяців тому +90

      so do tristan

    • @antonikudlicki1100
      @antonikudlicki1100 11 місяців тому +317

      Had they just speedrunned it, the challange would suck. Minecraft is not a hard game. When the whole game becomes a prisoner's dilemma, now that's fun

    • @jackshotgamer9509
      @jackshotgamer9509 11 місяців тому +79

      @@antonikudlicki1100 Theres really no dilemma, some people just like to do a little bit of trolling

    • @antonikudlicki1100
      @antonikudlicki1100 11 місяців тому +140

      @@jackshotgamer9509 The dilemma being "should I focus on work and risk losing it all or should I troll before they troll me?"

    • @newtybot
      @newtybot 11 місяців тому +11

      @@jackshotgamer9509 thats the dilemma

  • @luffyiscool
    @luffyiscool 11 місяців тому +3401

    RIP to attempts 14 & 29.
    Two almost-complete runs full of so much potential and promise,
    only to be cruelly cut short by trollish shenanigans.

    • @jg-jg3no
      @jg-jg3no 9 місяців тому +139

      AKA Steven…….

    • @ownedmaxer607
      @ownedmaxer607 9 місяців тому +87

      @@jg-jg3no and tristan

    • @LayeredKnot9190
      @LayeredKnot9190 9 місяців тому +24

      A bit too much silliness

    • @thegamingman-ye2ec
      @thegamingman-ye2ec 9 місяців тому +8

      a little trolling

    • @fwpOo
      @fwpOo 8 місяців тому +1

      yo I'm looking for a relatively popular comment, but without 2 many comments so people actually see this, I assumed he used replay mod, I'm using it, and I'm trying to figure out how to lock to a player's head while they are moving, if they look around the camera follows, kinda like f5, but from angles that are not possible with f5 u know?

  • @samandrews6478
    @samandrews6478 9 місяців тому +2

    The montage shots are extremely well done. 10/10 video watched multiple times

  • @xanschneider
    @xanschneider 5 місяців тому +3

    That casual bed placing in the nether made my day.

  • @joshuasmyth3115
    @joshuasmyth3115 11 місяців тому +488

    I laughed so hard when Ben threw off his armor and stood directly on the lit tnt, ensuring all would be taken down by his wrath.

  • @7Comic7mischief7
    @7Comic7mischief7 11 місяців тому +6705

    I know this is a largely shitpost channel, and we avoid being sincere, but this is such a well written, well edited, well produced story. I am so excited for the next part.
    I liked you as a fun gaming youtube channel, but this really makes me respect you as a storyteller.

    • @peytoncoffey3347
      @peytoncoffey3347 11 місяців тому +39

      Spitting nothing but facts

    • @nicupetricas9718
      @nicupetricas9718 11 місяців тому +47

      Since the My Summer Car videos, this became really apparent to me

    • @bloogal11
      @bloogal11 11 місяців тому +7

      so true

    • @LeCort-yc8pr
      @LeCort-yc8pr 11 місяців тому +10

      So many languages in the world and you decided to speak facts

    • @corrstud0
      @corrstud0 11 місяців тому +9

      My good sir, the next part will come out in 2040, like the factorio video 💀

  • @DrTuph
    @DrTuph 9 місяців тому

    This has such great editing with amazing shots. Good work!

  • @jackdaniel3135
    @jackdaniel3135 7 місяців тому

    No cap, this is one of THE funniest Minecraft videos I’ve watched. You and your buds really nailed it with this one.

  • @ThatVxtra
    @ThatVxtra 10 місяців тому +2028

    7:20 “I don’t know how people die in under water caving expedition, you should just bring a fricken door you imbecile.” This aged fucking amazing in only a months time

    • @theconsigliere5769
      @theconsigliere5769 10 місяців тому +8

      Aw yep

    • @CollectingCasual
      @CollectingCasual 9 місяців тому +185

      Their controller disconnected so they couldn’t place a door in time. That’s why I only use official controllers

    • @Ballchugger
      @Ballchugger 9 місяців тому +61

      ​@@CollectingCasualI reckon it was the fact that their door supply worked until it didn't.
      Their sub wasn't door certified to say the least.

    • @sdsaddwsa3514
      @sdsaddwsa3514 9 місяців тому

      They brought a gate instead of a door. What an imbecile

    • @reepieces
      @reepieces 9 місяців тому +1

      Is it patched?

  • @smellyLoser0405
    @smellyLoser0405 11 місяців тому +719

    I don't know how he did it but he made minecraft look like a completely new experience. I wasn't expecting to think that a MC video has great cinematography.

    • @bigboypants1174
      @bigboypants1174 11 місяців тому +5

      He’s using shaders 👍

    • @mars5train601
      @mars5train601 11 місяців тому +47

      ​​@@bigboypants1174 that's not it. Notice the camera smoothly follows and travels? Yes he's got some kind of free camera/replay mod, but the skill and time taken to actually get each shot really pays off. You can compare it to others who just play only in first person with shaders

    • @somenerd727
      @somenerd727 11 місяців тому +9

      @@mars5train601 it’s called replay mod. You can basically freecam any prerecorded games

    • @7Comic7mischief7
      @7Comic7mischief7 11 місяців тому +9

      The montage of him walking sideways with all the deaths up to 29... really incredible

    • @andrewgonzalez6556
      @andrewgonzalez6556 11 місяців тому +3

      The Neebs Gaming youtube channel has a series with a similar effect. Looks really great at times!

  • @FallFactor
    @FallFactor 9 місяців тому

    I laughed so much at this video! Thank you for this amazing journey!

  • @user-cu6tx6rk8q
    @user-cu6tx6rk8q 6 місяців тому

    These videos are such a vibe, makes life easier and funner!!!!

  • @miguelallenmateo1189
    @miguelallenmateo1189 11 місяців тому +2098

    Tristan: *probably has the most deaths on the earlier attempts*
    Me: Surely, he has to be the villain, right?
    Meanwhile, Steven: *ruins the best runs and/or trolls people too much*

    • @MrAlloy-rc7rt
      @MrAlloy-rc7rt 11 місяців тому +134

      And then they fucking *teamed up* on that really good penultimate run

    • @miguelallenmateo1189
      @miguelallenmateo1189 11 місяців тому +22

      @@MrAlloy-rc7rt Good point.

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 11 місяців тому +8

      Meanwhile, Ben: *walks into the TNT block and removes his armor*

    • @RatKingInf
      @RatKingInf 11 місяців тому +10

      It's only funny for the zoomers with an attention span of 7 seconds, joke got really old really fast.

    • @INTERNECION101
      @INTERNECION101 11 місяців тому +15

      @@RatKingInf I'm not even gonna cap. I was lowkey pissed at both of them while watching the video. Why the hell were they doing that? THEY HAD SUCH A GOOD RUN. Like wtf?

  • @muggingrobbery
    @muggingrobbery 11 місяців тому +1133

    Martin's storytelling is so good. He made Stephen seem like the worst person ever during these attempts. (he was)

    • @_NekOz
      @_NekOz 10 місяців тому +32

      ​@Travis Maguire the road to hell is paved with good intentions (and pranks)

    • @notlark650
      @notlark650 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@travismaguire1349he always meant well?? Sure didn't look like that in attempt 29

    • @notlark650
      @notlark650 6 місяців тому +2

      @@travismaguire1349 if he meant well, why would he consistently ruin several runs?

  • @lame_o_nade
    @lame_o_nade 6 місяців тому

    OMG those edits with classical music are just pure gold, love it

  • @briandust193
    @briandust193 8 місяців тому +1

    I like how at the beginning of attempt five, they just sprinted off in a random direction until they found a frog and worshipped it.

  • @psalmcasanes8811
    @psalmcasanes8811 10 місяців тому +826

    “After 29 attempts, we could finally see the light at the end of the tunnel” yes and it was another train coming:D

    • @zx25_ntro72
      @zx25_ntro72 9 місяців тому +7

      Bahahahah that's too good

  • @ryanpepper4376
    @ryanpepper4376 10 місяців тому +1692

    How Tristan and Steven got their hands on so much tnt without dying to creepers over and over with their quite small and squalid bases is quite the feat honestly.

    • @bostongurkay
      @bostongurkay 6 місяців тому +27

      They probably got it from desert temples

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost 6 місяців тому +8

      @@bostongurkayEven then its more of an impressive feat 😂

  • @broetchen1_
    @broetchen1_ 9 місяців тому +5

    The kid kicking the sandcastle at 29:11 killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @wombat6
    @wombat6 9 місяців тому +1

    love the editing style

  • @Jardred
    @Jardred 11 місяців тому +6314

    Finally, the legend has returned 🛐, I've been waiting for this wonderful moment for months...

    • @rplacefunny7423
      @rplacefunny7423 11 місяців тому +5

      SAYS A SPANISH FUUUUUU

    • @ceskydunaj3335
      @ceskydunaj3335 11 місяців тому +12

      It has been soo long that I have forgot almost his voice

    • @tyronemarks6108
      @tyronemarks6108 11 місяців тому +1

      😮😅😢🎉

    • @incognitoman3656
      @incognitoman3656 11 місяців тому +3

      It is five ae em

    • @lahar2412
      @lahar2412 11 місяців тому +1

      @@rplacefunny7423 are you gonna say we got trolled or something because this is the most old internet post ever

  • @weirdtyrant6274
    @weirdtyrant6274 11 місяців тому +249

    This video is a prime example of “just because you have other people helping you that doesn’t mean the task will be easier.”

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 11 місяців тому +3

      When the weakest link can break the chain, everyone has to be in top form

    • @lusca999
      @lusca999 11 місяців тому +1

      one cannot merely get help when your colleagues are NOT your allies

  • @roslan750
    @roslan750 5 місяців тому

    I loved this video! Can't explain in words how amused I was at the effort gone into this! Great video boi

  • @thatoneultramarine208
    @thatoneultramarine208 8 місяців тому

    I love that Mart included the Endermans perspective of Ben getting chased lmfao

  • @maginimartini7954
    @maginimartini7954 11 місяців тому +508

    The drama, the cinematography, the comedic timing,, this guy and his editor is a genius

    • @gracified16
      @gracified16 11 місяців тому +19

      pretty sure he edits himself

    • @latvianbeaver7235
      @latvianbeaver7235 11 місяців тому +8

      Yup no editor to be seen

    • @zen4ever3
      @zen4ever3 11 місяців тому +1

      WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG AT 21:26?

    • @Adam_Swaner
      @Adam_Swaner 11 місяців тому

      @@zen4ever3 Fights by AGST

    • @zen4ever3
      @zen4ever3 11 місяців тому

      @@Adam_Swaner THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!

  • @ReasonMakes
    @ReasonMakes 11 місяців тому +730

    Tristan being the embodiment of chaos was both hilarious and deeply exhausting at the same time

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 11 місяців тому +1

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "You must be the change you wish to see in the world"
      ~ Mahatma Gandhi

    • @CoreStarter
      @CoreStarter 11 місяців тому +7

      I honestly would never be friends with someone like Tristan lol

    • @chibitinathelordofdeath.7127
      @chibitinathelordofdeath.7127 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@CoreStarter the feeling when your name is Tristan and you have to accept that menace as one of your people

    • @chibitinathelordofdeath.7127
      @chibitinathelordofdeath.7127 11 місяців тому

      He is not part of the Tristan collective

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 11 місяців тому

      @@philosophy_bot4171I’m gonna use this as an excuse to beat to death many billionaires

  • @Molodila
    @Molodila 15 днів тому

    Just for the record, this is the best video ive watched in the whole spring. I love this so much. Just friends being friends combined with good editing is insane. Its kinda like grian but more chaotic and better editing. I love this.

  • @lelibrairateur3764
    @lelibrairateur3764 9 місяців тому

    man ! your editing is so much good !!! i can't put words of how i like this video ! keep up you are one of the best !

  • @Kerosiin
    @Kerosiin 10 місяців тому +599

    Mart’s sanity : I fear no man
    Mart’s sanity : but that _thing_
    *steven’s pranks*
    Mart’s sanity : it _scares_ me

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost 6 місяців тому

      Ben’s sanity: I ain’t talkin about that freak…he isn’t here is he? 😂

    • @Ocoro_
      @Ocoro_ 5 місяців тому

      Tobias's sanity: One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts like behind that mask

    • @Mets2015WorldSeries
      @Mets2015WorldSeries 4 місяці тому

      Tobias’s sanity: What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty

    • @46_Pd
      @46_Pd 2 місяці тому

      **insert montage of stevens trollage followed by do you believe in magic**

  • @lazyliu
    @lazyliu 10 місяців тому +929

    With friends like Steven you don't need enemies 🗿

    • @vinny3410
      @vinny3410 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@scrappyanimations4096what?

    • @emilytaylor7588
      @emilytaylor7588 8 місяців тому +3

      Honestly a hard af line

  • @EternalDensity
    @EternalDensity 8 місяців тому +1

    wow, hilariously and creatively told, with great camerawork too!

  • @generalmisery
    @generalmisery 9 місяців тому +31

    "Let's try not to die" always results in the first try ending in a team mate trying out the team damage mechanics.

  • @LynxBlack
    @LynxBlack 11 місяців тому +1264

    The video editing and story telling is so much better than a lot of really big production shows its mad how good mart is with it, so glad he blew up when he did

    • @zen4ever3
      @zen4ever3 11 місяців тому

      WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG AT 21:26?

    • @icantthinkofaname4265
      @icantthinkofaname4265 11 місяців тому

      ​@@zen4ever3 ua-cam.com/video/oacztL3gB9Y/v-deo.html

    • @qwwertyyuiopp
      @qwwertyyuiopp 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@zen4ever3 Fights - AGST

    • @RelativePerformance6799
      @RelativePerformance6799 11 місяців тому

      your wrong the editing isn't the same because I doubt the new people editing the video knew where to put everything or how he did it or how to place everything exactly how mart did, so the videos are really off and weird, I would recommend mart to teach the new editors how to edit and how he does it exactly because when I go back to an old video from 5 or 10 months ago its nice to watch, when i go to a new video being this one, I fucking die of cringe, its all so fucking weird I want to die

    • @StudlyFudd13
      @StudlyFudd13 9 місяців тому

      @@qwwertyyuiopp Ok sorry to be that guy...but do you also know what song this one is? 33:16 I really want to find it.

  • @TheGuardingDark_
    @TheGuardingDark_ 11 місяців тому +4673

    Im not sure how you could remain friends with Steven after all the shit he put you through and the time he wasted. Patience of a fucking saint, honestly.

    • @J.D.806
      @J.D.806 10 місяців тому +185

      no, thats gulibility. to trust that guy after that is too much. if he would betray you over nothing he whould do it over something in a heart beat.

    • @tonyisaknight3550
      @tonyisaknight3550 10 місяців тому +959

      @@J.D.806 It's a minecraft video stop trying to make it deep

    • @left_nut_9921
      @left_nut_9921 10 місяців тому +381

      @@J.D.806 bro thinks minecraft it real life

    • @joaomacabrodeath
      @joaomacabrodeath 10 місяців тому +177

      @@tonyisaknight3550 Imagine having a friend who, against all the times you asked, make you life hard for no reason in a game

    • @tonyisaknight3550
      @tonyisaknight3550 10 місяців тому +108

      @@joaomacabrodeath I already have 1 and he's a G.

  • @FlamezPlayz321
    @FlamezPlayz321 9 місяців тому

    this is actually one of the funniest videos i have watched in a long time

  • @no-vu5bn
    @no-vu5bn 9 місяців тому +2

    21:30 song is Fights - Agst

  • @armanagahi9297
    @armanagahi9297 11 місяців тому +3053

    My man remembered he ended Factorio on a cliffhanger, and decided to do it again. Then he did it AGAIN, on another series.
    Absolute mad lad

    • @CoreStarter
      @CoreStarter 11 місяців тому +116

      I mean Martin is never gonna finish that factorio play through, it's in space exploration a mod pack that usually takes hundreds of hours to finish, when your good at factorio, the stuff in Martin's videos about space explorationn is maybe 2% of the mod.

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 11 місяців тому +45

      It’s not that he lest it on a cliffhanger again, it’s that the mad lad left it on the exact same cliffhanger two times

    • @SirFloopy
      @SirFloopy 11 місяців тому +34

      He did mention in his "Me" video about his origins and video making process that he makes a point of not working on multi-video projects for the same game all in one long go. That way he doesn't become known as just "a KSP channel," "a Factorio channel," etc. and has some more variety.

    • @inkboi215
      @inkboi215 11 місяців тому +5

      @Syntex366 I bet he'll finish either this or Factorio later this year (2023 as of today)

    • @CoreStarter
      @CoreStarter 11 місяців тому

      @Syntex366 i call bullshit, the timelines don't match from his other videos, or were going to be getting factorio videos for the next 14 years with the pace he's going at, orrrr he brought in someone else to build the factory for him because I have played space exploration and the 2 videos we've gotten so far if they keep the pace well get like 20 more videos, getting to orbit and getting blue and red planet resources is like "congrats you're out of the space exploration tutorial"

  • @HispAnakin42
    @HispAnakin42 11 місяців тому +878

    I’m starting to think that Mart is a masochist because of the amount of torture he subjects himself to.

    • @AtomicBlastPony
      @AtomicBlastPony 11 місяців тому +7

      I know it's a joke, but it's not by choice. It makes content. Content makes money. And he's gotta pay the bills.
      And a 9 to 5 is way more torturous than playing with friends, even if it's something this frustrating.
      So yeah, it's not that Mart is a masochist, it's that he lives in a capitalist society where entertainment makes way more money than essential labor.

    • @jelybuter
      @jelybuter 10 місяців тому +36

      ​@@AtomicBlastPony tl:dr. He is a masochist.

    • @Konsi312
      @Konsi312 10 місяців тому

      @@AtomicBlastPony if this videos pay me 1.2 mil per year, i wouldn't still do them. You must be masochist to make them.

    • @abdurrehmannasir5963
      @abdurrehmannasir5963 9 місяців тому +2

      He isn't a masochist, he just likes do a lil bit of trolling.........
      .....to himself......

    • @notlark650
      @notlark650 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Konsi312you are just a liar, I'm sorry but there's no way you pass up 1.2 mil a year just cause of this

  • @danielatchley277
    @danielatchley277 9 місяців тому +3

    1:50 ok let's make things a bit more formal proceeds to make the keys sound like METAL PiPe

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 7 місяців тому

    I cannot get over how satisfying the sound of sped up Minecraft punching is.

  • @Basiclybones
    @Basiclybones 11 місяців тому +537

    this was beyond well edited this was movie production budget levels of edited (in my personal opinion)

    • @chirs.a2274
      @chirs.a2274 11 місяців тому +2

      yes

    • @Jukantos
      @Jukantos 11 місяців тому +4

      Agreed. Martin may be the only meme youtuber challenging Max0r in editing skill (even though he only inserts about 25% as much insanity)

  • @MultiJonstone
    @MultiJonstone 11 місяців тому +457

    Martin went from suffering alone to suffering with friends

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 11 місяців тому +4

      I guess you could say...
      ...He's really leveled up from experience. :>

    • @manveensingh3494
      @manveensingh3494 11 місяців тому +16

      Suffering because of his "friends "

    • @draketurtle4169
      @draketurtle4169 11 місяців тому +3

      @@manveensingh3494 suffering from his friends

    • @9051team
      @9051team 11 місяців тому +1

      More like suffering because of friends

  • @DrTuph
    @DrTuph 9 місяців тому +2

    8:20 Tristen was playing checkers blowing up the light house while Ben was playing chess

  • @sneakybanana448
    @sneakybanana448 9 місяців тому +1

    How do you story tell like this on stuff you were not even close to and stuff? Love the videos btw, glad i found your channel again

  • @KnowledgeIncarnate
    @KnowledgeIncarnate 11 місяців тому +601

    I feel like this challenge becomes exponentially harder every person you add after the third.
    Edit: I take it back, anything after solo is harder if people are actively griefing the run lol.

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 11 місяців тому +53

      I honestly don't understand how anyone can tolerate someone like that.
      Why would you ever play a videogame with someone who will purposefully and very maliciously try to ruin the experience for everyone else?
      Every single person I've ever met like this online has gotten banned from everywhere I saw them (such as mutual Discord servers) eventually.

    • @duesenantrieb8272
      @duesenantrieb8272 11 місяців тому +28

      @@DanteTorn bc its fun... you messin around with your friends ... this was i think ok with anyone ,... bc if they all would have played seriously this would have been a 5 min vid

    • @MrDeothor
      @MrDeothor 11 місяців тому +51

      @@duesenantrieb8272 there's a difference between messing around with friends and just D-head griefing, tho

    • @RoboticTrexRus
      @RoboticTrexRus 11 місяців тому +1

      @@MrDeothor they probably didn't care

    • @ascarletllama
      @ascarletllama 11 місяців тому +18

      @@MrDeothor also changes things when everyone goes into the game knowing they are doing it to make good, entertaining content. It has never been Martin's style to just be the best at a game, he makes it fun, and he weaves a story through the chaos. That's what keeps us coming back. Would you really have had as much fun if they speed ran everything and it worked out perfectly the first time? Nah. The video would be 10min long and nobody would be having fun, viewers included.

  • @ethan24572
    @ethan24572 11 місяців тому +142

    I like how when you guys found the portal room. You left the 2 people who have ruined the runs the most amount of times alone together. I’m sure nothing could ever go wrong

  • @koso0423
    @koso0423 9 місяців тому

    dude the editing at 28:43 is so cool! probs to whoever made it!

  • @Javapenguins
    @Javapenguins 7 місяців тому +1

    19:17 made me laugh harder than i've laughed in weeks thank you

  • @danielsong8307
    @danielsong8307 11 місяців тому +177

    Steven is the kind of guy to leak government documents to win a war thunder argument.

  • @notlark650
    @notlark650 11 місяців тому +56

    After 28:12 I would've just stopped playing with Tristan and Steven all together, I'd be so fucking pissed

  • @fly_guy0018
    @fly_guy0018 8 місяців тому +2

    13:06 I love how he just says promising new land..

  • @UserName-ei7dk
    @UserName-ei7dk 8 місяців тому

    Every death from someone helping iron golems reach someone else is objectively funny as shit.

  • @FukaiKokoro
    @FukaiKokoro 11 місяців тому +92

    The enderman chasing him up the stairs is the funniest shit I've seen. Made me laugh so hard.

    • @ba780YT
      @ba780YT 11 місяців тому +2

      I fell out of my chair

  • @scalyshiponxbox6483
    @scalyshiponxbox6483 11 місяців тому +80

    I love the editing on the montage where he’s just walking in a straight line with all the chaos around him it just looks so smooth and sick

  • @logan8684
    @logan8684 5 місяців тому

    the cinematic shots are lowkey movie level and i can greatly appreciate it

  • @artsandlaughs6846
    @artsandlaughs6846 4 місяці тому

    Bro that was so good like you’ve become one of my newest favorite UA-camrs this is so good you are an inspiration an absolute legend I commend thee for your patience and also sick editing skills and music choices and also the dramatic lil moment I was very invested the entire time. In summary thank you for blessing us with this absolutely amazing video you are a legend.

  • @RLXxEpic
    @RLXxEpic 11 місяців тому +418

    The editing of third person in Minecraft is amazing and really makes this video special I am surprised I don’t see this more for more recent Minecraft videos in their editing 21:35

    • @dwkluka511
      @dwkluka511 11 місяців тому +27

      It's done with a really cool mod called "replay mod" it lets you do all kinds of cool things.

    • @naterobinson8209
      @naterobinson8209 11 місяців тому +2

      What’s the name of that song there tho

    • @Touriquette
      @Touriquette 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@naterobinson8209 Fights, by agst

    • @RLXxEpic
      @RLXxEpic 11 місяців тому +3

      @@naterobinson8209 AGST - Fights

    • @LaDouilleDe18
      @LaDouilleDe18 10 місяців тому

      How did he do that ? I have replay mod but i can’t do that kind of tracking, especially from the side

  • @amer7961
    @amer7961 11 місяців тому +1255

    I'm jealous of the amount of friends Martin has.

    • @DirectorBird
      @DirectorBird 11 місяців тому +4

      What?

    • @Kartavya64
      @Kartavya64 11 місяців тому +41

      @@DirectorBird 12

    • @picco2939
      @picco2939 11 місяців тому +6

      me too😢

    • @slendrio
      @slendrio 11 місяців тому +11

      Touch grass

    • @slendrio
      @slendrio 11 місяців тому +8

      Touch grass

  • @Rhys1176
    @Rhys1176 9 місяців тому

    Watching these videos while you're drinking is mind boggling

  • @thechangs2168
    @thechangs2168 9 місяців тому

    i love how he uses different mics to narrate and a different mic for his voice for his character

  • @sneakynova
    @sneakynova 11 місяців тому +309

    5 months for a 30 minute video, worth every second. Martin is like a drug. Can't get enough of this man's content. Also, what's the shader

    • @jakubbronk673
      @jakubbronk673 11 місяців тому +4

      Probably some version of complementary shaders, but I could be wrong

    • @Alacious
      @Alacious 11 місяців тому +3

      Most likely BSL shaders. It’s what I use and it looks basically the same 😊

    • @sneakynova
      @sneakynova 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Alacious Thanks, I appreciate the help.

    • @fylbrom
      @fylbrom 11 місяців тому

      Every time he comes out with a video I end up binging all of his videos and ruining my sleep schedule. 😅

    • @danielwerfel1076
      @danielwerfel1076 11 місяців тому

      ​@@fylbrom you see that's you're mistake... just don't sleep

  • @freshlymemed5680
    @freshlymemed5680 11 місяців тому +150

    This was a rollercoaster of emotions. The hilarity, the tragedy, the triumph. Truly masterful story telling.

  • @MixableGaming63
    @MixableGaming63 8 місяців тому +1

    The one UA-camr that makes me want to watch the sponsors lol

  • @ackannic8555
    @ackannic8555 2 місяці тому

    Bro the editing Martin does makes it feel like he made his own genre of videos

  • @CertifiedArab
    @CertifiedArab 11 місяців тому +106

    Alternate title: Going through the 5 stages of grief with my friends on minecraft

  • @SophisticatedJai
    @SophisticatedJai 11 місяців тому +125

    100% worth the wait
    10/10
    Would reccomend as a cure for depression

  • @amyshaw893
    @amyshaw893 9 місяців тому +159

    steven is the one friend in the group everyone hates

    • @YarinsHyper
      @YarinsHyper 5 місяців тому +6

      you mean the menace in the group

    • @phil1278
      @phil1278 4 місяці тому +5

      naw, Steven is a homie

    • @krishivshukla5557
      @krishivshukla5557 4 місяці тому

      @phil1278 I agree. All these bitchass PPL complaining how much they hate Steven. Yes, I get that it's hella annoying and time consuming. Sometimes even stressful. But I would rather be fucking around with friends and be tired and stressed than get a perfect run and be bored bcuz I never let anyone do anything

  • @wren359
    @wren359 3 місяці тому +1

    It's at our utmost priority to keep these distinguished gentlemen separate during a chemistry project.

  • @thatrandomdude7767
    @thatrandomdude7767 11 місяців тому +339

    this gives me the vibes of "oh god help me im mentaly insane"
    and when the hell are we getting more my summer car

    • @strangerroll4031
      @strangerroll4031 11 місяців тому +23

      It's over dude, he ain't doing it again, but maybe when MWC comes out, unless like alot of people ask for MSC, then he may make a mod video.

    • @griffencake8072
      @griffencake8072 11 місяців тому +1

      @@strangerroll4031 those hobby ski people better watch out

    • @marzXD420
      @marzXD420 11 місяців тому +1

      I know

    • @friendlyneighborhoodrker8251
      @friendlyneighborhoodrker8251 11 місяців тому +1

      @@strangerroll4031 is right. MSC ended and we wont get another vid on it unless msc somehow gets a sequel

  • @purplebatdragon
    @purplebatdragon 11 місяців тому +195

    Gotta say, your editing and use of world replay made this the most entertaining Minecraft content I've seen in years. Finally, something to munch on besides quirky teenage Dream banter.

    • @gsp0n791
      @gsp0n791 11 місяців тому

      Trueeeee

    • @lusca999
      @lusca999 11 місяців тому

      FUCK YEAH

  • @b1tto273
    @b1tto273 Місяць тому +1

    "A compentent enemy is better than a incompetent ally" - Sun Tsu i think

  • @Zann234
    @Zann234 7 місяців тому +1

    This is my first time encountering you and honestly fantastic video, that's an instant subscribe my dude.

  • @thedooonty123
    @thedooonty123 11 місяців тому +87

    There are multiple channels on youtube that make minecraft challenges like these over and over again. Never have i seen a minecraft movie this full of epic and hilarious moments, drop dead gorgeous editing, and an ever entertaining narrator.

  • @therealav77
    @therealav77 11 місяців тому +345

    Ima just say this now. Been around since early Martin. And the editing you put into this and the time. SHOWS. The day 3 part where the transitions of you walking and playing and dying with the boys to the music on beat is very well done. And the story telling and style had me into the plot. Bravo. Was missing your UA-cam content and was hoping for a new video and I defiantly got it. Was worth the wait.. I know you’ll probably never see this but just know I appreciate the time you put into this video and uhhhhhh. The uhh.

    • @thirsty7281
      @thirsty7281 11 місяців тому +15

      Well said mate, fully agree. :)

    • @martincitopants
      @martincitopants  11 місяців тому +137

      the uhhh the well.. ahahaaha yej

    • @therealav77
      @therealav77 11 місяців тому

      @@martincitopantsFrogMan Replies Funny Meme. Nice.. But I think it’s more like the UHH. The umm. The Agabashahdbrkwoxoeldpcpmqzk. Thanks

    • @ST0NEVR
      @ST0NEVR 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@martincitopantswell said

  • @raflamar4146
    @raflamar4146 5 місяців тому

    Steve was fortunate to have friends so forgiving