How To Sue An Inanimate Object

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  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees  2 роки тому +2473

    I tried narrating this one in a more low-key style similar to how I narrate How It's Actually Made. Let me know if you like it.

    • @sayoryeetbeems379
      @sayoryeetbeems379 2 роки тому +24

      This is amazing!

    • @meILM
      @meILM 2 роки тому +70

      @@sayoryeetbeems379 bruh you haven't even watched the video yet

    • @MultiManu3000
      @MultiManu3000 2 роки тому +24

      I like this style of narrating, it has comedic value! :D

    • @Krosstheroad
      @Krosstheroad 2 роки тому

      chill

    • @randomguy2445
      @randomguy2445 2 роки тому +7

      The sexiest man on earth said that this is amazing

  • @Hamble_Gambles
    @Hamble_Gambles 2 роки тому +2148

    The funniest part about these cases aren't the cases themselves, they're the titles.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 роки тому +125

      it reminds me of "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Pile of Ash"

    • @Hamble_Gambles
      @Hamble_Gambles 2 роки тому +69

      @@KairuHakubi "they began to eat hermione's family"

    • @StudleyDuderight
      @StudleyDuderight 2 роки тому +13

      That's the only part of some of those cases that's funny. Some of them are straight up government overreach.

    • @ouiVEVO
      @ouiVEVO 2 роки тому

      The United States of America v. One man's go'den cock

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 роки тому +7

      @@StudleyDuderight I mean, it's literally a law designed around the loophole that people's stuff don't have the rights that people do. It's designed to violate human rights indirectly by only directly targeting inanimate objects

  • @Ari-8449
    @Ari-8449 2 роки тому +278

    *sues 15 knife block set for being completely unnecessary*

    • @itzsm0ko
      @itzsm0ko Рік тому

      I was like 1 2 3, if it changes that man is an ass and I don't very much like hin

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 2 роки тому +2698

    For the Ulysses case, how could they decide that it wasn't obscene because of the context of the whole work? That would've required them to read the whole work, which they did not do.

    • @larryrottenberk7771
      @larryrottenberk7771 2 роки тому +70

      Because Justin Hammer made a gun that made Ulysses look like it was written in crayon.

    • @Galvin689
      @Galvin689 2 роки тому +12

      Btw why is his headphones broken if you look closely its like suctioned on his right ear

    • @jacobtuck3086
      @jacobtuck3086 2 роки тому +31

      Galvin Tan green screen making part of the headset disappear

    • @Guitar-Dog
      @Guitar-Dog 2 роки тому +26

      UK court decided context didn't matter in regards to free speech.
      Count dankulas case

    • @SofosProject
      @SofosProject 2 роки тому +7

      I would bet good money they paid exactly one person to do just that, or at least pretend that they did, just to make the paperwork tidier.

  • @MaelPlaguecrow6942
    @MaelPlaguecrow6942 2 роки тому +879

    Funnily enough, the tradition of legal cases against inanimate objects goes all the way back to Ancient Greece. That was due to them, to oversimplify it, thinking that if an inanimate object killed anyone, then it would give off bad vibes or something.

    • @StudleyDuderight
      @StudleyDuderight 2 роки тому +1

      That belief continues today. You can find it in the anti-gun lobby's toolbox.

    • @bloodyidit4506
      @bloodyidit4506 2 роки тому +61

      I remember reading about a few trials where a statue fell on a man by complete accident so the court ruled the statue itself to be dismantled and left out in nature.

    • @tommymaddox6785
      @tommymaddox6785 2 роки тому +18

      Vibe check failed

    • @PhoenixTwoFiftySix
      @PhoenixTwoFiftySix 2 роки тому +6

      tried the axe for murder (Buphonia)

    • @strangeworld9376
      @strangeworld9376 2 роки тому +2

      And then they threw that object into the fucking sea

  • @mikeymikey4186
    @mikeymikey4186 2 роки тому +1187

    I love how Andrew can with a completly straight face say "Dick wasn't a pussy."

    • @TKDWN_YT
      @TKDWN_YT 2 роки тому +30

      Well… he ain’t wrong

    • @KRUSH-R
      @KRUSH-R 2 роки тому +50

      woah his name isn't Hugg Bees?

    • @jeremiahvires7864
      @jeremiahvires7864 2 роки тому +29

      Considering his friendship with king of deadpan humor charlie, it doesn't particularly surprise me

    • @KegTamashii
      @KegTamashii 2 роки тому +5

      10:56

    • @jeremiahvires7864
      @jeremiahvires7864 2 роки тому +5

      ​@@KegTamashii 13:56*

  • @denshitenshi
    @denshitenshi 2 роки тому +618

    I love these case names. It's like reading peoples' steam names

    • @Viatorus0
      @Viatorus0 2 роки тому +32

      cards against humanity

    • @elanrg
      @elanrg Рік тому

      @@Viatorus0crabs adjust humidity

  • @Kolle4732
    @Kolle4732 2 роки тому +397

    Fun fact: obsidian isn't even that hard it's a 5-5.5 on the mineral hardness scale, and is easily broken by human action, however it is really sharp and is sometimes used in surgical tools.

    • @vangard9725
      @vangard9725 2 роки тому +22

      Example. My friends T-55AMT will easily crush obsidian

    • @veloxdrake1025
      @veloxdrake1025 2 роки тому +33

      True, obsidian is easily chipped away with minor effort, and it fractures into very sharp pieces. It's essentially lava that hardened into glass and is fragile.

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 роки тому +50

      Exactly, if you crushed obsidian with your bare hands you would succeed. But you'd also regret it immediately as you'd have embedded shards of volcano glass into your palms

    • @veloxdrake1025
      @veloxdrake1025 2 роки тому

      @@Pihsrosnec way to ruin my next fap session :|

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 роки тому +40

      Actually it can only be broken by a diamond pickaxe or higher.

  • @Ari-8449
    @Ari-8449 2 роки тому +757

    Hey, just wanted to say: despite the demonizations, I feel all your content is pretty good. It's definitely not the same. If CNN could figure out that *oh shoot, this isn't how it's made* then I believe it stands to reason, that there is enough difference to count as it being either parody, or other forms of copyright abiding forms. Also, I hope your day gets better from this

    • @verryberryman7655
      @verryberryman7655 2 роки тому +5

      Couldn't have said it better myself

    • @benjaminmacdavid9359
      @benjaminmacdavid9359 2 роки тому +5

      Tbh, something like that would probably be a decent name for it, if he was ever required to change the name maybe to keep it up

    • @jakemf9771
      @jakemf9771 2 роки тому +4

      *demonetization

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 2 роки тому +2

      @@jakemf9771 I didn't even notice the typo, that just makes the comment better lol

    • @darthsquid2107
      @darthsquid2107 2 роки тому +2

      "How it's actually made" series was the best...

  • @humanskull182
    @humanskull182 2 роки тому +172

    My Dad and I used to shop at Hobby Lobby all the time when I was a kid. And I’d just sit there playing the flying simulator game (can’t remember the name) but I’d just purposely crash the planes and helicopters while my Dad shopped.
    You bringing them up brought back tons of memories.

    • @brandondabreo421
      @brandondabreo421 2 роки тому +6

      Into the ground or something more fun?

    • @rubes00
      @rubes00 2 роки тому +27

      @@brandondabreo421 Hobby Lobby was renowned for its 9/11 simulator.

    • @humanskull182
      @humanskull182 2 роки тому +24

      @@brandondabreo421 it was an outdated flight simulator. But I’d fly the planes straight up and kill the engine.
      There was one map they had where it was a football field or something, and I’d crash into the buildings and stands

  • @groovyishot
    @groovyishot 2 роки тому +175

    "My penis doesn't have rights, but thanks to those robots it technically avoids commiting all sorts of human rights violations thanks to this loophole in legal sentience definitions." - Huggbees
    A very deep and thought provoking quote. Thank you, daddy huggbees for the delicious content

    • @springfaux6991
      @springfaux6991 Рік тому +1

      Domestic abuse would be the charges if it did

  • @cosspider666
    @cosspider666 2 роки тому +151

    If we had waifu’s that could crush obsidian then the phrase, “Crush me Mommy” would be banned. Due to mass murder.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 2 роки тому +8

      Obsidian is volcanic glass. Glass is weak, just let your glass plate fall from your table and see it break

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 Рік тому

      @@youtubestudiosucks978glass isn’t weak it just isn’t flexible making it break easily

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 Рік тому +1

      @@chaosenforcerdhm969 only weak stuff loses and breaking is a form of losing.
      I'll become the strongest, i'll get all the cyborg upgrades needed to do everything and survive the heat death of this limited universe

  • @TheRealAuxide
    @TheRealAuxide 2 роки тому +146

    I've had Bawls before. I shared some with my friends. We all enjoyed the Bawls.

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky 2 роки тому +4

      Taste sour?

    • @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
      @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 2 роки тому +7

      I have also had bawls. Kinda bland, wish I could taste more of the bawls syrup than the bawls water

    • @SerTomKatze
      @SerTomKatze 2 роки тому

      my man didnt even mention rip it

    • @captainmackerel4482
      @captainmackerel4482 2 роки тому +1

      Man I love popping open some Bawls and sucking out those sweet, succulent juices.

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 2 роки тому +8

      Of all the Bawls I've had in my mouth: none were particularly impressive.

  • @familyguyfunnys5620
    @familyguyfunnys5620 2 роки тому +100

    When not doing how it’s made, his dead pan humor reminds me a lot of samonella academy

    • @lucasokeefe7935
      @lucasokeefe7935 2 роки тому

      Missed text cut off opportunity

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 2 роки тому +2

      I wonder whatever happened to Sam

    • @obviouslyjoking9783
      @obviouslyjoking9783 2 роки тому

      @@DH-xw6jp same

    • @familyguyfunnys5620
      @familyguyfunnys5620 2 роки тому

      @@DH-xw6jp he’s getting a college degree, he should be back soon enough

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 2 роки тому +1

      @@familyguyfunnys5620 oh cool.
      Gonna come back all big brained... But still with the MS Paint skill of an 8 year old lol

  • @scarfbit7354
    @scarfbit7354 2 роки тому +301

    have you already covered the guy who sued himself because he hit himself with a Frisbee, and WON?

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 2 роки тому +61

      if i hit myself with a frisbee i'd be more impressed than mad

    • @ImminDragon
      @ImminDragon 2 роки тому +78

      It sounds like a hard case to not win, honestly. You either win it as the plaintiff or you win it as the defendant. I can't imagine a situation where you could fail to win.

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 2 роки тому +34

      @@ImminDragon I mean having to pay damages might be a bit of a bitch, saying nothing of a counterclaim.

    • @leomadero562
      @leomadero562 2 роки тому

      Sadly it seems that it was made by a similar thing to "the onion", a random newspaper that covered stuff like a zookeeper killed by elephant feces and a scientist trying to blow up the sun. I mean I haven't personally checked but that's what snopes said

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 2 роки тому +8

      Wait how did it even get to that point? Like I think when it was found out it was himself, they should have dropped it

  • @oopsalldrip1376
    @oopsalldrip1376 2 роки тому +232

    I've read Ulyses before, I really liked that part in it where the guy says "gee golly willikers, it appears to be morbin time" then morbs everyone in the room.

    • @wabch
      @wabch 2 роки тому +7

      *ulysen time

    • @nihilvox
      @nihilvox 2 роки тому +30

      @@wabch No, it was definitely morbin' time. Morbius drew inspiration from classical literature, and included the line as a shout-out to all four people that ever read Ulysses.

    • @CutMeSomeSlackTheVII
      @CutMeSomeSlackTheVII 2 роки тому

      morbidly obese

    • @lime_cat13
      @lime_cat13 10 місяців тому +1

      Ulyses?fallout new vegas refrence?

  • @CultOfTheBanana
    @CultOfTheBanana 2 роки тому +72

    "Dick wasn't a pussy" -- one of best understated lines I've heard on this channel.

  • @edfreak9001
    @edfreak9001 2 роки тому +56

    obscenity laws have to be up there as some of the dumbest ideas for laws we've ever had

  • @joshhood6660
    @joshhood6660 2 роки тому +61

    this is actually very interesting and a type of content i would love to see more of from you!!

  • @dingdawng
    @dingdawng 2 роки тому +79

    Hey guys, local nerd here. I regret to inform you all that when Huggish Beeswax calls 18 and 21 robots at 0:08 he is infact wrong. 21 was biologically engineered based around majin cells, and is not in any way shape or form a robot. And Android 18 is almost entirely human aside from the infinite energy core in her body that allows her to infinitely fight without ever getting tired. If you want 2 actual robots, look to 16 and 19.

  • @whatbroicanhave50character35
    @whatbroicanhave50character35 2 роки тому +39

    9:26 Honestly sounds like a really good description for an SCP. Got the right vibe. Can't believe that's the title of an actual court case.

  • @omnipotentbanana1576
    @omnipotentbanana1576 2 роки тому +140

    I've read Ulysses, its about a war veteran who murders a visually impaired sheep farmer.

    • @porguinturtle3854
      @porguinturtle3854 2 роки тому +10

      Lie

    • @roxwize
      @roxwize 2 роки тому +19

      Correction : you've read SOME of Ulysses

    • @SithBunny1
      @SithBunny1 2 роки тому +6

      Doesn't he later sell his soldiers to a pig farmer?

    • @themilkman6969
      @themilkman6969 2 роки тому +5

      @@endjentneeringclub
      no that sounds like animal farm
      in ulysses he tries to escape a totalitarian government and eventually fails, being sent to room 101 where he faces his worst fears

    • @omnipotentbanana1576
      @omnipotentbanana1576 2 роки тому +1

      @@themilkman6969 No he returns to his home country after the war, and in a fit of PTSD induced psychosis he mercilessly slaughters over 100 innocent people.

  • @BloodMarket
    @BloodMarket 2 роки тому +65

    The only one Ive heard of before is the clacker balls case. And that's only because of 1. That one drake and josh episode and 2. Having one after the ban meant you were god tier popular in elementary school.

  • @dobber43
    @dobber43 2 роки тому +32

    Why does no one mention that coca cola had coke and alcohol. Ironically a local earlier prohibition resulted in the removal of the alcohol 15+ years before the coke. The combo is actually stronger and results in the formation of cocaethylene a more euphoric form of coke.

    • @karnickel-s33d16
      @karnickel-s33d16 2 роки тому +8

      Well I know how I'm going to spend my weekend now

    • @electricay
      @electricay Рік тому

      I knew about the cocaine but not the alcohol! That's horrible!

  • @happyfairyjerry
    @happyfairyjerry 2 роки тому +23

    This was hilarious, didn't go too hard with the how it's made spoof but when it popped up it definitely added. Finding something you think it's funny and talking about is the main ingredient to something catching on because it comes off as really genuine ❤️

  • @JP-jz8bo
    @JP-jz8bo 2 роки тому +1619

    No they shouldn’t

    • @dr.pastor
      @dr.pastor 2 роки тому +42

      Agree

    • @dio_Brando1888
      @dio_Brando1888 2 роки тому +91

      They should have have rights if they can think at a human level it would be the only logical decision to give a ai rights. No giving something that is as complex if not more than a human rights is wrong. But I talking about at minimal 50 years. It's not if we build a intelligent AI that can think for itself it's when. Would you not want rights?

    • @turretboi
      @turretboi 2 роки тому +30

      @@dio_Brando1888 plus it would probably prevent an AI uprising.

    • @leavemealone2154
      @leavemealone2154 2 роки тому +4

      Agree

    • @leavemealone2154
      @leavemealone2154 2 роки тому +15

      @@dio_Brando1888 bro did not understand the assignment💀

  • @Fragger-1
    @Fragger-1 Рік тому +7

    As a Sparks native, it saddens me to say that the Nugget's Golden Rooster was taken off display in 2013, around the time that the Acuaga family sold the casino, and the rooster was auctioned off for about $234,000 in 2014. Ironically the auction was held at a competitor Casino, The Peppermill, at an annual art auction event.
    While unfortunately the Rooster, and Casino was sold, at least we still get the Rib Cook Off, so that's pretty bangin

  • @princeofrain1428
    @princeofrain1428 2 роки тому +16

    Can't say I've read Ulysses in its entirety, but I did actually have to read a section of it for a musical analysis. It was Episode Eleven- Sirens. It's written in an odd way that is about the sounds of the words rather than their meaning, so it's genuinely incomprehensible. Very fun, do recommend.

  • @Hazmat_TTV
    @Hazmat_TTV 2 роки тому +18

    I personally love your original content, throw them on in the background always gets a laugh

  • @MidoriNatsume
    @MidoriNatsume 2 роки тому +13

    I've never felt more spiritually connected to another fellow human being more than that whole minute of introduction.

  • @dio_Brando1888
    @dio_Brando1888 2 роки тому +97

    Yeah if they can think and can comprehend at a adult human level. They should most definitely have rights.

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 2 роки тому +33

      Most humans can't think and comprehend at an adult level

    • @JQ3B94
      @JQ3B94 2 роки тому +17

      If they can think and reason at human levels
      Children have rights

    • @thephony1651
      @thephony1651 2 роки тому +4

      @Random Username I say we draw the line at pig

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 2 роки тому +1

      @@JQ3B94 they do but little
      Robots should have more

    • @thedudeamongmengs2051
      @thedudeamongmengs2051 2 роки тому

      ​@@thephony1651 it's just cause pigs are tasty

  • @endernightblade1958
    @endernightblade1958 2 роки тому +26

    not gonna lie, every single entry in that intro spoke to me on a personal level.

  • @SuperVoodude
    @SuperVoodude 2 роки тому +17

    Huggbees: Your next line will be, "That's an actual Jojo's reference!"
    Me: That's an actual Jojo's reference! NANI??

  • @williamchamberlain2263
    @williamchamberlain2263 2 роки тому +124

    This sounds like a way for corporations to avoid responsibility for their products

    • @someonerandom704
      @someonerandom704 2 роки тому +6

      pretty typical

    • @ClamdestineRendezvous
      @ClamdestineRendezvous 2 роки тому +21

      "Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility." - Ambrose Bierce

  • @NoArtisticLimitation
    @NoArtisticLimitation 2 роки тому +14

    Dino theft is actually crazier and more interesting than you think. I’ve heard some pretty insane cases...

  • @Zudexa
    @Zudexa 2 роки тому +18

    People thinking they’ve read ulysses they’re probably thinking of Homer’s The Odyssey because the main character’s name is pronounced the same way

    • @EndofTransmission
      @EndofTransmission 2 роки тому

      The character's original name is actually Odysseus, Ulysses (Ulixes) is the Roman version

    • @Zudexa
      @Zudexa 2 роки тому +1

      @@EndofTransmission yes, but if I recall correctly in the movie version they pronounce it ulysses. instead of just reading the book my english teacher back in high school showed us the movie after we finished reading it

  • @ghulmeister4581
    @ghulmeister4581 2 роки тому +92

    sentient robots could easily respresent themselves by just downloading the necessary knowledge required for a lawsuit, a human lawyer could probably never keep up with a high-tech machine.

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 2 роки тому +1

      We’ll fair game I guess
      Sucks the court system isn’t perfect

    • @someonerandom704
      @someonerandom704 2 роки тому +20

      This is already kinda happening actually. Copyright trolls have written bots to automatically send a barrage of copyright claims to small content creators. Because the creators have to counter every single claim, this usually results in their video/channel getting demonetized. The trolls don't even own the rights to the things they're claiming.

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 Рік тому

      @OURO8ORUOprobably would fail because it’s the official channel

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 2 роки тому +9

    12:50 idk why this one line is so funny to me, just play it after anything he says out of context: i.e. “severely reducing the amount of cocaine in the drink. NASA, understandably, was fucking pissed.”

  • @thealbatrosstalks7234
    @thealbatrosstalks7234 2 роки тому +7

    When you got to the moon part I noticed that you le headphones were floating, presumably due to being partially green. I cannot unsee that now, thank you

    • @gamergoddess05
      @gamergoddess05 2 роки тому +1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed lol, I was distracted right from the start of the video because of the floating headphones 😅

    • @anarkxi
      @anarkxi 2 роки тому

      no those are real floating headphones huggbees bought them from me for like $650

  • @morganrosenfeld5917
    @morganrosenfeld5917 2 роки тому +16

    As someone who cannot smell and therefore cannot relate to people who can in any way what so ever, I fully believe sentient AI will not be able to relate to us living breathing creatures.

  • @xgamertime8618
    @xgamertime8618 2 роки тому +70

    Certain objects there should be a law called Antis R law allowing certain objects that appear to have emotions to be a citizen.

    • @GalaxyStandard77
      @GalaxyStandard77 2 роки тому +8

      Thats the dumbest law ive ever read. Should they make a law, for when i draw people the drawings should pay federal taxes too?

    • @FML_Patata
      @FML_Patata 2 роки тому +5

      @@GalaxyStandard77 Yes, they should. Tax the waifus!

    • @thedudeamongmengs2051
      @thedudeamongmengs2051 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@GalaxyStandard77 it was badly phrased but it could make sense if AI ever gets that far. it would be more like being able to pass a Turing test. appearing to have emotion and intelligence, being able to take in information, process it, and respond, and being able to learn and adapt to new information rather than just having preprogrammed responses. maybe more but I think you get the idea. when we say it appears to have emotion or intelligence, it isn't a drawing or something like that. it doesn't mean literal visual appearance.

    • @generaldurchbruchmuller
      @generaldurchbruchmuller 2 роки тому

      @@GalaxyStandard77 If it makes an income, yes

  • @Omabatfartsbruh
    @Omabatfartsbruh 2 роки тому +16

    thanks mr hug bee, now i have the knowledge to sue a rinsing machine for impersonating me, a filling machine

  • @morgank8631
    @morgank8631 2 роки тому +10

    we know the neko ears at 16:27 weren't an accident, huggbees

  • @KromeDrone
    @KromeDrone 2 роки тому +470

    Dont lie.
    You'd all do horribly deranged things to Haydee if she was real.

    • @sorsu
      @sorsu 2 роки тому +46

      dont care, isnt glados :^)

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 2 роки тому +44

      Not lying, am gay.

    • @SeanMusicFreak
      @SeanMusicFreak 2 роки тому +14

      Why would I lie about that?

    • @thelegendaryloaf9285
      @thelegendaryloaf9285 2 роки тому +56

      Yeah, I for sure would. Who wouldn't? God, I wish I could beat the hell out of that robot lookin' thing. probably would put up a decent fight, in the end, I'd win the brawl though.

    • @cinderblock_
      @cinderblock_ 2 роки тому +23

      this but 2B
      i know im basic okay

  • @lucasokeefe7935
    @lucasokeefe7935 2 роки тому +12

    I have the strangest urge to cast the nearest Hobby Lobby into a pit of eternal fire. Also, still waiting for United States v. The Bible

  • @himabimdimwim
    @himabimdimwim 2 роки тому +3

    Lmao I love these funny legal videos. 10/10, you really pivoted from "how it's really made" and made this channel into more than a parody account! Awesome transformation.

  • @Snomrade
    @Snomrade 2 роки тому +13

    6:41 so what you are saying is that we could ban fifty shades by suing the book itself for being obscene so nobody else has to read that garbage. Actually let’s ban the movies too while we’re at it

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid Рік тому +2

    The Hobby Lobby case was reported so badly in the news when it came out. A lot of outlets worded their headlines as badly as to HL had made the purchases to destroy the material to make into products rather than something like HOBBY LOBBY APPARENTLY HAVING ENOUGH MONEY TO START A MUSEUM AND HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO MAKE A PURCHASE LIKE THAT.

  • @wario1226
    @wario1226 2 роки тому +4

    Hearing you say "Sparks Nugget Casino" was an out of body experience.
    I used to live walking distance from the Nugget, Sparks was such a ghetto place lol.
    Nevadans Represent!

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 2 роки тому +7

    Andrew’s back with those hard hitting topics that keep me up at night.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 2 роки тому +3

    3:11 As a Mega Man Classic fan, I applaud you for a reference THAT smooth

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings9092 2 роки тому +53

    One of the more amusing facts of naval life is that ships can literally be arrested, like a human being.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 2 роки тому +7

      Ulysses was forced down my throat in highschool.
      Evil torture.
      Please note that I don't claim to have read it. I scanned the Cliffs Notes, lightly.

    • @Raventail2
      @Raventail2 2 роки тому +7

      Must be kinda difficult putting them in the back of the cop car.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 2 роки тому +7

      @@Raventail2 requires a special paddy wagon.

    • @anarkxi
      @anarkxi 2 роки тому +2

      how do they get the handcuffs on the boat

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 2 роки тому +2

      @@anarkxi tugboats

  • @KRUSH-R
    @KRUSH-R 2 роки тому +3

    The gold rooster part is the best piece of written media ever to exist

  • @woodrow_7324
    @woodrow_7324 2 роки тому +35

    honestly, they should have rights, if only for the fact that if they didn't, they would eventually want them, so nip the problem of humans v robots by just giving them rights from the get go

    • @HoV326
      @HoV326 2 роки тому +5

      I say just wipe them out and scrap them before they get the chance to pick up the idea they deserve any. Nip the problem before it even becomes one.

    • @Megatron995
      @Megatron995 2 роки тому

      @@HoV326 You know humans aren't going to do that. Robot Lives Matter, debuting in 150 years or less!

    • @anarkxi
      @anarkxi 2 роки тому

      @@HoV326 these fuckin robotists these days man

  • @ZeroScapes
    @ZeroScapes 2 роки тому +5

    The filling machine and rinsing machine references make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

  • @Keanu252
    @Keanu252 2 роки тому +20

    gonna be real with you
    these videos are 100 times more entertaining than the How it's actually made videos
    personally

  • @Badwolf222
    @Badwolf222 2 роки тому +3

    I’d like to sue Huggbee’s sun glasses for hiding his eyes

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 6 місяців тому +1

    The Hobby Lobby guys have a really weird track record. They opened a Hobby Lobby and a religious themed museum, got sued for trying to smuggle illegal artifacts, and nowadays they're those idiots responsible for those "He Gets Us" campaign you might have seen.

  • @metareaper8008
    @metareaper8008 2 роки тому +14

    Is there enough cases of people suing animals to do a full video?
    That would be a cool video

  • @itsyaboitavino3273
    @itsyaboitavino3273 2 роки тому +2

    I didn't even realize you made this until the video started, I just saw Phoenix Wright and instinctively clicked

  • @A_Ducky
    @A_Ducky 2 роки тому +7

    Ahahaha I'm ded!!! The rooster lawsuit and all the references... especially San Francisco (30min from me). Clap!!! That was superb! 😆 Whole video is, but that story undid me. TYSM!

  • @monsterram6617
    @monsterram6617 2 роки тому +6

    Mike "Pillow" Lindell is sueing "all machines."

  • @Eli-db9ml
    @Eli-db9ml 2 роки тому +5

    Remember kids, it's ok to shop at hobby lobby as long as you use the 5 finger discount!

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 2 роки тому +2

      Best discount around; most stores honor it but Hobby Lobby is by far the best one to utilize it at.

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix 2 роки тому +2

    As a Kickstart drinker and hopeful entrepreneur of Energy Tanks, I was gonna point out Dr. Wiley's main profession, and then immediately began laughing as I'd been got by this swift chad twice and even got a MOTHER joke, on top of all this ridiculous fun stuff and amazingly done commentary that I actually learned a lot from
    If I wasn't already here, this'd be a harder gateway drug than Coca-Cola

  • @alienenthusiast
    @alienenthusiast 2 роки тому +3

    The Dr. Wily joke caught me so off guard I snorted out my drink. Thank you Mr. Huggbees.

  • @vynalldash_og
    @vynalldash_og 7 місяців тому

    This man deserves to be the best youtuber solely on the sheer quality and amount of references in the first twenty seconds of the video-

  • @denisonsmock5456
    @denisonsmock5456 2 роки тому +3

    Anyone remember how Bawls energy drink was a sponsor of Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel?

  • @indoorin
    @indoorin 2 роки тому +2

    I know someone who was being hired to translate the cuneiform tablets when the warehouse got raided. They obviously didn’t get the job but they were disappointed they never got to translate the tablets

  • @rrodey
    @rrodey 2 роки тому +3

    Approximately 3 Jojo references were made in this video.
    One was a name that sounded like a JJBA Character. (10:18)
    The second was a Clacker Volley Ball Reference.(11:45)
    Finally was on the shark fin one where someone ‘revealed their stand’.(14:49)
    I don’t know why anyone would need this, but here you go anyway.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +2

    This video managed to somehow age both tragically and excellently.

  • @Leet-iz2fz
    @Leet-iz2fz 2 роки тому +4

    Bro... Android 18 and Genos are cyborgs. They're modified humans and thus *do* have human rights.

  • @RegretMSTRPWN
    @RegretMSTRPWN 2 роки тому

    This type of content is amazing. Your narrating style is pretty key to the comedic and semi relaxing form of the video

  • @A_Ducky
    @A_Ducky 2 роки тому +3

    That's a really fetching curl, Sir

  • @luisortega8085
    @luisortega8085 2 роки тому +1

    a man with sunglasses... inside recording a video.
    you're my spirit animal

  • @Boredman567
    @Boredman567 2 роки тому +4

    The great thing about suing inanimate objects is that the government can sue your property in order to seize it without due process. Civil asset forfeiture is great!

  • @TheTrueMr.Chicken
    @TheTrueMr.Chicken Рік тому +1

    Im gonna read Ulysses just to spite Huggbees

  • @tjkaz5419
    @tjkaz5419 2 роки тому +3

    Cortana and I have a special relationship. I want to sue MC for always bothering us.

  • @Gell-lo
    @Gell-lo 2 роки тому +1

    I really like your original content. Really turns my spheres inside out.

  • @HairyandFinanciallySolvent
    @HairyandFinanciallySolvent 2 роки тому +6

    You should do like a murder mystery series where you kill someone and then we have to guess where you hid the corpse. It's be hella fuckin lit bro fr fr

    • @tarhun9977
      @tarhun9977 2 місяці тому +1

      Thats just an average friday night?

  • @AkaLxndon1
    @AkaLxndon1 Рік тому +2

    the cases names are the best part because people legitimately took them serious despite their inherently goofy nature

  • @KINFIN123
    @KINFIN123 2 роки тому +3

    For the record at least a few of those robots were humans originally and just had mechanical parts thrown in

  • @justsomefox8910
    @justsomefox8910 2 роки тому +1

    I like the callback Easter egg of the man I can’t remember the name of (I think it was Wan Hu?) from one of your past videos being visible floating around the moon in the background at 12:31

  • @DaHolyCanadian
    @DaHolyCanadian 2 роки тому +3

    "Sleeping on mattresses made of iron rebar and stillborn children..."

  • @nootaboot7042
    @nootaboot7042 2 роки тому +1

    Your sunglasses will be hearing from my lawyers.

  • @jbrilliant6758
    @jbrilliant6758 2 роки тому +4

    No they shouldn't, I want to recreate detroit become human

  • @neoncamcorder
    @neoncamcorder 2 роки тому +1

    i loved the style of this video! it was laid back and hilarious.

  • @mallow2429
    @mallow2429 2 роки тому +6

    I love how the little toaster prevents you from violating peoples rights lmao

  • @veloxdrake1025
    @veloxdrake1025 2 роки тому +1

    Oddly enough, I never read the Ulysses book but in doing some research for one of my daily trolling ventures I wanted to make a joke about some greek tragic hero. So I decided to research the first name that popped into my head to be sure I wasn't a complete moron, and this book was pretty much the main topic of discussion.
    _Thanks a lot, Google_

  • @phyroscire5817
    @phyroscire5817 2 роки тому +2

    This was hilarious and brilliant, thank you.

  • @them.
    @them. 2 роки тому +1

    I love reading Ulysses! The part where the guy does the thing to the antagonist was great!

  • @joshuascholar3220
    @joshuascholar3220 2 роки тому +6

    I want you to know that as a child I proved that clacker balls are dangerous because one of them got free and crushed my cat's paw.

  • @lancejobs
    @lancejobs 2 роки тому +1

    The clacker ball one had a bit more to do with them catastrophically failing and exploding into glass shrapnel.

  • @OgreRamProductions
    @OgreRamProductions 2 роки тому +3

    I'd love to see @LegalEagle fact check this video and sue UA-cams copyright servers for the harm they have have caused you

  • @yodacat9589
    @yodacat9589 2 роки тому +1

    Clacker balls can actually be dangerous depending on what they're made of, which is usually hard brittle plastic that can shatter and basically cause the fragmented shards to fly into children's faces causing face and eye injuries. And there were many injuries reported.

  • @mewregaurdhissyfit7733
    @mewregaurdhissyfit7733 2 роки тому +11

    When did you become a sponsor for the "energy drink" crime syndicate?? LOL
    You should do a real news report show!! You're so good at bringing it to life and capturing the idiocy and reality of eveything, you'd make a superb broadcaster for legitimate news!!

  • @CF-3300
    @CF-3300 2 роки тому +2

    They sell dollhouse ceiling fans at Hobby Lobby.

  • @thomassidesinger8961
    @thomassidesinger8961 2 роки тому +5

    I think this newer video style just proves the old saying: history is often stranger than fiction

  • @ilajoie3
    @ilajoie3 2 роки тому

    Good to see this video didn't get struck down with a copyright claim

  • @Just_Stop
    @Just_Stop 2 роки тому +5

    Gonna get copyright claimed by Disney because you said "Legal" they own that word and all words

  • @GODFRAUDBUDDHA
    @GODFRAUDBUDDHA 2 роки тому +1

    5:16 the little *pfft* after bawls…
    Oh Andrew you gorgeous manbaby