Bizarre Last Words

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  • Throughout history, many notable figures have said all sorts of nonsensical things whether on their death bed or in the execution chamber. Here's a list of some of them.
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  • @PrettyPinkPersephone
    @PrettyPinkPersephone 2 роки тому +6737

    It’s worth noting French was said to be maniacally laughing at his own joke as he was electrocuted. So, real supervillain energy there

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge 2 роки тому +345

      are we sure he's not still around?

    • @starbournehero771
      @starbournehero771 2 роки тому +240

      Honestly... I would too

    • @LeeTheSecond
      @LeeTheSecond 2 роки тому +286

      @@JohnDoe-on8gl But did they fry French alive? Yes.

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 2 роки тому +23

      @@LeeTheSecond lol

    • @GrandMasterTank
      @GrandMasterTank 2 роки тому +14

      @@starbournehero771 yeah honestly same

  • @dasamont8274
    @dasamont8274 2 роки тому +16610

    Can't believe you didn't mention Henrik Ibsen's last words. He was laying sick in bed and a visitor came in and asked the nurse about his health, she assured them that he was feeling better, to which he responded "On the contrary!" and promptly died

    • @xx_worldjaxx_xx1494
      @xx_worldjaxx_xx1494 2 роки тому +3437

      Man died to prove someone wrong

    • @ahabsbane
      @ahabsbane 2 роки тому +1128

      That's fuggin legendary!

    • @excitedmilk6046
      @excitedmilk6046 2 роки тому +1492

      Nurse: oh yeah he's doing fine
      Henrik: actually *dies*

    • @Glory2Snowstar
      @Glory2Snowstar 2 роки тому +1211

      A comeback imbued with such immense power that the messenger could not mortally sustain it.

    • @sadistfurret4205
      @sadistfurret4205 2 роки тому +547

      How to just fucking prove someone wrong

  • @Muskoxing
    @Muskoxing 2 роки тому +6928

    "Pistol Pete" Maravich also famously said in an interview in 1974:
    “I don't want to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40.”
    He then proceeded to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40.

    • @justpassingby298
      @justpassingby298 2 роки тому +625

      He skipped a step and still reached the same result. Very inspirational

    • @Muskoxing
      @Muskoxing 2 роки тому +431

      @@justpassingby298 Oh, I forgot, he did actually have a 10-year NBA career.

    • @justpassingby298
      @justpassingby298 2 роки тому +389

      @@Muskoxing inspiration gone, he didn't skip any steps.

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 2 роки тому +173

      Well he said he didn't want to, not that he wasn't going to

    • @technospyform1578
      @technospyform1578 2 роки тому +46

      Weird flex but ok

  • @aecae.
    @aecae. 2 роки тому +1585

    Another one from Ancient Rome is Emperor Vespasian, whose last words were "Dear me, I think I'm becoming a god", right before shitting himself to death

    • @bradleylewis3438
      @bradleylewis3438 2 роки тому +264

      God of dysentery

    • @regularundead
      @regularundead 2 роки тому +247

      I don't know why, but I find it hilarious that he also was the inventor of public bathrooms.

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 2 роки тому +155

      well, on one hand, he probably meant 'i aint got too much longer bud' but poetically, given that it was common for emperors to be deified after death. on the other hand, it's so much funnier to think of this all-powerful guy going 'ohhh that half-pound of that delicious cheese is really fuckin me up... no regrets tho' and immediately pulling an elvis

    • @SimulatedDumplings
      @SimulatedDumplings 2 роки тому +18

      I hope this is true.

    • @liquidhydration
      @liquidhydration 2 роки тому +18

      I read this in tf2 engineers voice

  • @Rixoli
    @Rixoli 2 роки тому +2770

    I think one of my favorites was Voltaire, French philosopher historian and author. When on his deathbed a priest urged him to renounce Satan, Voltaire looked up at him and went "Now now, this is not the time to be making enemies"

    • @FreyOdyssey
      @FreyOdyssey 2 роки тому +276

      Chad moment

    • @BruddhaGromby
      @BruddhaGromby 2 роки тому +11

      Truee

    • @notblocked
      @notblocked 2 роки тому +41

      I have learned that this is probably not true

    • @notblocked
      @notblocked 2 роки тому +35

      But sounds badass

    • @leoribic1691
      @leoribic1691 Рік тому +21

      I think he even said "..to be making *new* enemies," meaning that he and Satan are bros

  • @SomeDumbKid1
    @SomeDumbKid1 2 роки тому +3092

    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"
    -Last words of Gen. John Sedgwick before being shot in the face, 1864

    • @general_villagerture9818
      @general_villagerture9818 2 роки тому +160

      They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

    • @Joe-kp5yr
      @Joe-kp5yr 2 роки тому +229

      John forgot that he isn't an elephant

    • @kajetantatara2327
      @kajetantatara2327 2 роки тому +77

      General Sedgewick later discovered that they could, in fact, hit an elephant at this distance.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 роки тому +48

      "Well, John. You're not an elephant, they have a rifle, and you've got a funeral to attend."

    • @ladybug_56
      @ladybug_56 2 роки тому +1

      😮

  • @WellWoopdidoo
    @WellWoopdidoo 2 роки тому +3702

    The best one from the Salem Witch Trials is Giles Corey, who was being “pressed” as a form of torture to force him to plea one way or the other. He refused to enter a plea because if he was tried and declared guilty his lands would be forfeit and his children would get no inheritance. He was slowly crushed under heavy boulders for nearly three whole days, during which he was asked three times what his plea was. All he replied was “More weight.”

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything 2 роки тому +3129

    "A woman who can fart is not dead."
    Well, someone didn't know about relaxing sphincters...

    • @grecco_buckliano
      @grecco_buckliano 2 роки тому +236

      Relaxing Sphincters was a hard working man. He ran the Septic Sucking Service truck for the tiny town of Bung.

    • @redbarron90
      @redbarron90 2 роки тому +78

      @@grecco_buckliano Relaxing Sphincters sounds like a pretty rad Ska band name!

    • @supremechaosbeing2696
      @supremechaosbeing2696 2 роки тому +12

      @@grecco_buckliano I love you

    • @frankm.2850
      @frankm.2850 2 роки тому +22

      Relaxing Sphincters sounds like a particularly shitty soft rock band.

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything 2 роки тому +18

      @@frankm.2850 Well, if it's a hard rock band, then the lead guitarist need more fiber in his diet.

  • @EddVCR
    @EddVCR 2 роки тому +943

    Mel Blanc’s last words were, “I love you, Noel!” said in the voice of Yosemite Sam (Noel is his son who was at his bedside.)
    Mel Blanc voiced Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Tweety, Sylvester, Pepé Le Pew, Tasmanian Devil, Foghorn Leghorn, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian, and many more characters.

  • @gayusschwulius8490
    @gayusschwulius8490 2 роки тому +1447

    My grandfather's last words were: "One day you are gonna kill me with your bullshit, Elizabeth!" towards my grandmother's nagging while we were having New Year's dinner together. He then went to the toilet where he suffered a fatal stroke. Bit sad, but also quite funny in retrospect.

    • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd
      @udfdsfrgfdrgfd 2 роки тому +18

      his own bullshit killed him

    • @katlicks
      @katlicks 2 роки тому +201

      I have hurt my head from rage, and I have hurt my head using the bathroom.
      Rageshitting being fatal is terrifying.

    • @3liasBlue
      @3liasBlue 2 роки тому +9

      D:

    • @sirpentiousproductions4091
      @sirpentiousproductions4091 2 роки тому +15

      Holy shit

    • @旭球
      @旭球 2 роки тому +17

      This is pretty legendary stuff

  • @Bob-from-Animal-Crossing
    @Bob-from-Animal-Crossing 2 роки тому +1295

    My great grandmother died last April. According to her home nurse, her last words were “Well, I’m going to go now.” I don’t know of that was true but if it was that kind of haunts me.

    • @edgusmus7882
      @edgusmus7882 2 роки тому +203

      Legend says her spirit can be seen in a chair, which she then gets out of and says "ight imma head out" it is also said she looks rather yellow and square

    • @-..l
      @-..l 2 роки тому +16

      @@edgusmus7882 LMAO

    • @alexhiser4073
      @alexhiser4073 2 роки тому +43

      She really said "I'm going to go now" like she was ending a phone call or somethin'

    • @gwyneth8306
      @gwyneth8306 2 роки тому +30

      these replies are kinda disrespectful but this is too funny to me lmao

    • @oshahott2532
      @oshahott2532 2 роки тому +16

      Me, awkwardly trying to leave a party 🤝 your grandma
      "Well, I'm going to go now."

  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees  2 роки тому +1747

    Love these comments, there's definitely a lot of good ones I missed. Probably gonna do a followup video on both this and last meals in the future.

    • @JudgeNicodemus
      @JudgeNicodemus 2 роки тому +10

      Thanks chief.

    • @FutureCommentator
      @FutureCommentator 2 роки тому +6

      Craziest prison sentences, maybe? I request the man with the longest one; Paul Geidel Jr. served from 1911-1980.

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon 2 роки тому +22

      >Probably gonna do a follow-up video
      Ah, I see you already have one recorded.

    • @ultraman388
      @ultraman388 2 роки тому +1

      Have fun

    • @mmyr8ado.360
      @mmyr8ado.360 2 роки тому +6

      You have bots impersonating you now, you're in the big leagues

  • @JSkiwipie
    @JSkiwipie 2 роки тому +5257

    My impression of the early 20th century is that it was 60% horrible wars and 40% food based puns. Overall not a bad mix to have

    • @anbthree786
      @anbthree786 2 роки тому +67

      Wonder what our generation will have

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 2 роки тому +167

      @@anbthree786 60 percent war
      40 percent memes

    • @Doktor_Lutscher
      @Doktor_Lutscher 2 роки тому +18

      Horrible? Try Great

    • @rainman8534
      @rainman8534 2 роки тому +38

      @@Doktor_Lutscher Yeah WW2 was genuinely pretty fucking neat

    • @squillz8310
      @squillz8310 2 роки тому +7

      Goated comment

  • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
    @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +576

    Lytton Strachey's last words were very succinct and to the point:
    "If this is dying, then I don't think much of it"
    I mean, who does?

  • @Zapizard
    @Zapizard 2 роки тому +4411

    the fact that roahl dahl’s last words were “OW FUCK” killed me

  • @liamsgreatbitgaming
    @liamsgreatbitgaming 2 роки тому +2216

    I remember seeing an infographic that showed many president’s last words. There was Reagan, Teddy, all of them. Some of them were sweet, like “could you get me a glass of water, dear?”. Some were sad, like “I’m feeling unwell”. And THEN THEY HIT ME WITH
    Richard Nixon: “Help.”
    I’ve never been the same since.

    • @sirosagaming8228
      @sirosagaming8228 2 роки тому +171

      Bots? For Huggbees? Christ, that's pathetic.

    • @jessecompton7028
      @jessecompton7028 2 роки тому +147

      Why am I laughing at this though?

    • @liamsgreatbitgaming
      @liamsgreatbitgaming 2 роки тому +165

      @@jessecompton7028 I mean I’ve been laughing about it for the past year

    • @Joshuathegreen
      @Joshuathegreen 2 роки тому +106

      Milliard Fillmore said Good Soup

    • @genderfr3ak
      @genderfr3ak 2 роки тому +92

      Nixon took a fat L

  • @easybakec0ven
    @easybakec0ven 2 роки тому +705

    "They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-"
    - Union General John Sedgwick, right before his face promptly caught a slug from an enemy sniper

    • @Eternal1nstant
      @Eternal1nstant 2 роки тому +17

      @Huggbees• Great way to get arrested for impersonation and scams.

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 2 роки тому +21

      This is something straight out of a TF2 shitpost

  • @renerpho
    @renerpho 2 роки тому +784

    Some of my favourite last words are those of Thomas de Mahy, who was executed during the French Revolution. When he was shown his death warrant, he said: "I see that you have made three spelling mistakes."

  • @Yoyoitsyoji
    @Yoyoitsyoji 2 роки тому +2760

    I still unironically think the Spaghettios incident is super fucked up- like, regardless of how you feel on the death penalty, the least you could do before you kill a man is get his goddamn order right

    • @beginnerletsplayer3486
      @beginnerletsplayer3486 2 роки тому +38

      Where was he McDonald's

    • @Horrifyingabomination
      @Horrifyingabomination 2 роки тому +28

      @@beginnerletsplayer3486 Wrong KFC

    • @Yoyoitsyoji
      @Yoyoitsyoji 2 роки тому +70

      @@astronautindisguise idk have you met old ladies? They can be bitches

    • @xTetraMuffinsx
      @xTetraMuffinsx 2 роки тому +24

      Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

    • @isaacfoster1377
      @isaacfoster1377 2 роки тому +34

      @@Yoyoitsyoji next time anyone strangles you to death for being annoying remember this comment.

  • @Cyberianostrogg
    @Cyberianostrogg 2 роки тому +332

    Japanese inmates are never told their execution date. One guy was promptly taken to death row and they are allowed to say one last thing, usually something like 'long live the emperor' or something like that. This one convict's last words were 'i thought we were going to take a bath'

    • @Cheshire_Rose
      @Cheshire_Rose 7 місяців тому +14

      At least give the man his bath first

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 2 місяці тому +4

      forget about last meals, make last baths real.

  • @billyyank2198
    @billyyank2198 2 роки тому +1609

    I'm proud to say that Huggbees has been kind enough to interview me on his next video. It's not true, but I'm proud to say it.

    • @undertall
      @undertall 2 роки тому +58

      Maybe if we comment on this enough, we can get you an interview. For what reason, you may ask? I don't know. Seems fun.

    • @hxrnvndxz187
      @hxrnvndxz187 2 роки тому +38

      get this man an interview

    • @noiseinsidemyear
      @noiseinsidemyear 2 роки тому +21

      get billyyank they interview

    • @Emouse2is
      @Emouse2is 2 роки тому +10

      Maybe you will or not

    • @rjanyday5668
      @rjanyday5668 2 роки тому +8

      Aye for this

  • @superdude899
    @superdude899 2 роки тому +888

    In the wise last words of Ulysses Grant, *"W A T E R"*

    • @pawprint1
      @pawprint1 2 роки тому +43

      Holy shit that is life changing to hear someone please make posters of it.

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 2 роки тому +12

      H20

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 2 роки тому +1

      Hey look, even on your death bed you still need to be hydrated

    • @Pengal25
      @Pengal25 2 роки тому +1

      He died of throat cancer

    • @BalroomBlitz715
      @BalroomBlitz715 2 роки тому +10

      Dihydrogen monoxide

  • @ppmv4285
    @ppmv4285 2 роки тому +815

    Just to clarify, Roald Dahl wrote the stories the movies are based upon for anyone who might not know or might be confused. Additional knowledge is that he was very bitter towards the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie (he didn't live long enough to see the remake), so his last words make sense to me personally, having read some of his novels and knowing how bitter he could be.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 2 роки тому +60

      Dahl was more than a bit whack. The filthy joke early in Willy Wonka actually slipped past the movie censors.

    • @jakeshepherd7046
      @jakeshepherd7046 2 роки тому +26

      The only movie based on his books I remember him liking was the original animated movie of the BFG

    • @Mister_Brown
      @Mister_Brown 2 роки тому +10

      @@lairdcummings9092 are you talking about the "i know a worse one" to the "spitting is a filthy habit" because he's talking about chewing gum

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 2 роки тому +80

      @@Mister_Brown actually, it's the Snozzberries comment. He and some of his friends used 'snozzberry' as an euphemism for 'Penis.' When he said of the flavored wallpaper "...the snozzberries taste like snozzberries," he was saying that the wallpaper had spots that tasted like dick.

    • @cuddleslikespie
      @cuddleslikespie 2 роки тому +7

      @@lairdcummings9092 And he let the kids lick his snozzberries...

  • @destroidhak2556
    @destroidhak2556 2 роки тому +201

    "look, I'll show you, its not loaded" are last words that speak for themselves

  • @blumpy18
    @blumpy18 2 роки тому +125

    James French had a pretty interesting story regarding how he actually GOT in death row. He killed someone and begged to be killed, but the judge refused. So to get on death row, he strangled his cellmate to death. He was then put on death row.

    • @holybamboozler
      @holybamboozler Рік тому +62

      Man desperately sacrificed his life and 2 other lives for that French Fries joke. Now that's true commitment

  • @lucabalsasalsa
    @lucabalsasalsa 2 роки тому +1191

    Having your last words being “OWWWW FUCK” is iconic

    • @JustPineapple
      @JustPineapple 2 роки тому +78

      Especially after such an emotional and wholesome speech

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@JustPineappleMust have been an amazing eulogy story that can make people close to him laugh and cry simultaneously

  • @andreaslistov-saabye1195
    @andreaslistov-saabye1195 2 роки тому +685

    I like to believe the reflection of the screen on his sunglasses are actually his eyes and this gives me endless joy

    • @Jakey4000
      @Jakey4000 2 роки тому +9

      He's been sitting too close to those damn screens!

    • @lazyfoxplays8503
      @lazyfoxplays8503 2 роки тому +4

      ME TOO!! Glad to know I’m not alone.

    • @arcsomniac
      @arcsomniac 2 роки тому +6

      You have now imparted that visceral joy to my brain as well. Thank you, and I mean that.

    • @williamsn411
      @williamsn411 2 роки тому +5

      Thought I was the only one who thought the reflections on his glasses looked like actual eyes.

    • @microTrash28
      @microTrash28 2 роки тому

      Glad I’m not the only one.

  • @HoV326
    @HoV326 2 роки тому +650

    I remember there was one in the 1800's or something where some politician was dying and his last words were along the lines of, "At least Thomas Jefferson is still alive." He didn't know that Thomas Jefferson had already died hours earlier

    • @starsandgalaxies1526
      @starsandgalaxies1526 2 роки тому +127

      John adams

    • @HoV326
      @HoV326 2 роки тому +32

      @@starsandgalaxies1526 yeah, that's his name. Thank you

    • @starsandgalaxies1526
      @starsandgalaxies1526 2 роки тому +20

      @@HoV326 you're welcome

    • @MiniBDog
      @MiniBDog 2 роки тому +15

      Sounds like he knew something

    • @ussliberty109
      @ussliberty109 2 роки тому +40

      John Adams' last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives."
      Because John Adams and Thomas Jefferson hated eachother.

  • @capacitatedflux
    @capacitatedflux 2 роки тому +424

    "And yet Jefferson lives."
    Might be my favorite petty last words. Similar to the tag incident, really.
    Founding Fathers John Adams and Thomas Jefferson had a great animosity during their terms in office over each other's policies and mindset. The rift eventually healed and they became friends again, but Adams, on his deathbed, said "And yet Jefferson lives." Unknown to Adams, though, Jefferson had died 5 hours earlier.

    • @Enter54623
      @Enter54623 2 роки тому +34

      Didn’t they both die on July 4th too?

    • @capacitatedflux
      @capacitatedflux 2 роки тому +65

      @@Enter54623 yep. It's such a bizarre coincidence on top of the quote that it almost seems impossible.

    • @yeahmike3847
      @yeahmike3847 2 роки тому +9

      🇺🇲🇺🇲MURICA BABY🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @elc1960
      @elc1960 Рік тому +34

      So Adams gets to the afterlife and looks around and says "Tom, what're you doing here?"

    • @capacitatedflux
      @capacitatedflux Рік тому +33

      @@elc1960 "dammit, he beat me here!"

  • @chibioptimusprime3353
    @chibioptimusprime3353 2 роки тому +93

    "I didnt get spaghetti o's i got spaghetti, i want the press to know this" is one of the pettiest thing ive read

  • @Jermungus115
    @Jermungus115 2 роки тому +366

    No matter how dark my days become I always look on to my grandfather's last words "is that a moose?".

    • @Ethan_is_me
      @Ethan_is_me 2 роки тому +27

      That was so unexpected 😂 hope he went peacefully

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 2 роки тому +39

      @@Ethan_is_me go on peacefully, into the gentl *MOOS*

    • @spot67833
      @spot67833 2 роки тому

      Context? Like was he looking at something?

    • @dumblenutz5561
      @dumblenutz5561 2 роки тому

      Was he canadian
      I feel like moose mangling would be a fitting end

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol 2 роки тому +19

      @@spot67833 My guess is he found out how aggressive moose truly are...

  • @sunname6252
    @sunname6252 2 роки тому +553

    I'm surprised he touched on the Salem Witch trials without mentioning Giles Corey. During the trials he was sandwiched under a board and they piled rocks onto it. His only words "More Weight"

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 роки тому +14

      Felliw Sam o'nella academy alumni

    • @Nobert594
      @Nobert594 2 роки тому +11

      @@nuclearbomb9483 are we alumni because he stopped uploading lol

    • @sherwingonsalves8821
      @sherwingonsalves8821 2 роки тому +6

      @@Nobert594 no we are on vacation until further notice

    • @9u9net
      @9u9net Рік тому

      me talking to my bbl baddie

    • @therealsapdad1942
      @therealsapdad1942 Рік тому

      Don't worry he mentions that in his next video

  • @fallout3fan623
    @fallout3fan623 2 роки тому +485

    I can't believe you didn't use Oscar Wilde's last words. "Either these curtains go or I do!"

    • @theducksarecoming
      @theducksarecoming 2 роки тому +38

      he went

    • @jpgsouza2001
      @jpgsouza2001 2 роки тому +65

      Guess the curtains stayed.

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 2 роки тому +35

      Curtains > Oscar Wilde

    • @WoodsAreBeautiful
      @WoodsAreBeautiful 2 роки тому +8

      As it turned out....he went

    • @jam-the-hologram
      @jam-the-hologram 2 роки тому +36

      It’s actually “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us must go.” He was staying at L'Hotel in Paris and the same wallpaper is still there.

  • @manatipowa
    @manatipowa 2 роки тому +60

    The resistance fighter Hannie Schaft screamed at her executioners in the firing line "Ik schiet beter" which translates to "I shoot better" done after the first shot of the line missed. She then got shot.

  • @LaughterCigar
    @LaughterCigar 2 роки тому +119

    You forgot Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa, who is claimed to have said "don't let me die like this, tell the people I said something". I think if true those must be the best last words ever. As a historic figure he felt the pressure of having to say something clever, badass or inspiring as his last words but when the moment came he was too busy fucking dying and couldn't come up with anything, so in desperation he asked his men with his last breath to make something up.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Рік тому +20

      They had ONE job

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt Рік тому

      Most important people's last words were made up after the fact

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@johnr797they were mexicans, probably just smoked a pound of tamarind and forgot what his quote meant

  • @AgentOracle
    @AgentOracle 2 роки тому +286

    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" is still my personal favorite.

  • @joshuascholar3220
    @joshuascholar3220 2 роки тому +239

    "Can you imagine if you were a plumber and your last word was 'plumber?'"
    Since most Pokemon only ever say their own species name, that's gonna be all of their last words.
    Mudkip's last word was "mudkip!"

    • @kumi6797
      @kumi6797 2 роки тому +1

      @Review TechUSA• no

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Рік тому +13

      "Goldeen goldeen goldeen goldeen gold- OW FUCK"

    • @mrraven7445
      @mrraven7445 Рік тому

      Please please please look up the pokemon Guzzlord Anime and let me know how that goes

    • @emeraldhillzone1992
      @emeraldhillzone1992 5 місяців тому +1

      "Honey, we have to put down Bubbles"
      "Vaporeon"
      「The veterinarian holds down the critter」
      "Hold still, girl."
      "Vapor- _OW, FUCK!_"
      And then Bubbles left her mortal body.

  • @rager1969
    @rager1969 2 роки тому +213

    I would've been more impressed if Nostradomus had predicted his death the next day through a cryptic quatrain.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +11

      Likely, he did .I mean, the man was so f**king obscure with his meanings and easy to read into...

  • @jam-the-hologram
    @jam-the-hologram 2 роки тому +38

    Oscar Wilde’s last words where “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us must go.” He was staying at L'Hotel in Paris (due to tragic circumstances of the past) and the exact same wallpaper is still there.

  • @propanecanister2711
    @propanecanister2711 2 роки тому +183

    My buddy's grandma died a couple weeks ago. Her last words were "whiskey sour", she had never drank once in her life. They spent like 2 hours trying to get a fucking whiskey sour for her, not knowing she died like 20 minutes after she said it.

    • @Providence83
      @Providence83 2 роки тому +25

      That's some real "but grams, you're not a drinker?"
      "It's not for me" badass energy.

    • @garyfrancis6193
      @garyfrancis6193 Рік тому +1

      Had never drunk

  • @deihuey6959
    @deihuey6959 2 роки тому +116

    My favourite has to be Henry Arthur Jones, that said "The prettier. Now fight for it." When asked who he wanted yo stay by his side, his nurse or his niece.

  • @McKaylaGamez
    @McKaylaGamez 2 роки тому +217

    My favorite last words was some dude, I forgot his name, and he was in the hospital and the doctor was telling a relative he was in good condition. The man then said, “on the contrary” and promptly died. He died out of spite towards a doctor.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +12

      Henrik Ibsen?

    • @McKaylaGamez
      @McKaylaGamez 2 роки тому +2

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 i think but i honestly have no idea

    • @arnoldmonge1708
      @arnoldmonge1708 2 роки тому +1

      @@McKaylaGamez bruh Henrik Ibsen was norwegian

    • @McKaylaGamez
      @McKaylaGamez 2 роки тому +3

      @@arnoldmonge1708 the thing they said could’ve been in Norwegen just translated to English.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 2 роки тому +185

    He tagged his brother and said “last tag” as his final words. I can only imagine what his brothers last words to his sibling were.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 2 роки тому +1

      I assume it was either exceptionally sweet/bittersweet, “yeah, it is” or exceptionally vulgar, “You shitsniffing fuckheaded thundercunt”.
      Knowing brothers, likely a mixture of the two.

    • @abbycollins
      @abbycollins Рік тому +2

      “fuck you”, I think is the most likely answer

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Рік тому +18

      "Hold on, brother. Hey honey, grab me that extra pillow."

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 2 роки тому +406

    Last words of my uncle before he kicked the bucket: "hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
    The answer? Far enough to hit a bear.

  • @ginger-snapohlsson5063
    @ginger-snapohlsson5063 2 роки тому +89

    My favorite last words was from Roman Emperor Vespasian. Who said "Vae, puto deus fio" or roughly translated to "I think I'm becoming a god". Then proply shit himself to death cause of severe diarrhea.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +15

      By that stage, they were all basically made gods after death. So all he was really saying was "yep I think I'm done for"

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol 2 роки тому +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Nah bro he became the god of shit

    • @fiendfoliorealnotfake
      @fiendfoliorealnotfake Рік тому +1

      Apotheosis via diarrhoea

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo 2 роки тому +278

    hope i can go out on the absolutely perfect comedic timimg of "OW, FUCK!"

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +30

      Honey, "oh shit" or "oh fuck" are probably the most common black box recorded last words from plane crashes.
      At least aim for some originality along the lines of "purple monkey dishwasher"

    • @OtherMomo
      @OtherMomo 2 роки тому +23

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 well there's the rest of the preamble before the ow fuck followed by the sequence of events as described....is what I'm referencing

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +5

      @@OtherMomo I see. You're going for a real character arc, then.
      I like it.

    • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd
      @udfdsfrgfdrgfd 2 роки тому +19

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 wasnt there some guy who died and their last recorded sentence was "ruh roh"

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +3

      @@udfdsfrgfdrgfd Scooby?
      Don't take me back there, man....

  • @charmanderfan1
    @charmanderfan1 2 роки тому +86

    Why do I feel like the nurse that stabbed Roald Daal was a time traveler who wanted to ruin his peaceful last words

  • @quietsamurai1998
    @quietsamurai1998 2 роки тому +178

    6:16
    I cannot believe you didn't mention Giles Corey's last words, uttered as he was being crushed to death to torture information out of him:
    *_"More weight"_*

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 2 роки тому +11

      But that’s badass, not funny. That doesn’t make me laugh my ass off, that makes me feel respect and a little bit sad.

    • @psychiron
      @psychiron 2 роки тому +6

      Well, if you're into that

  • @EddieM1994
    @EddieM1994 2 роки тому +103

    Saint Lawrence was executed in 258 by being roasted over a fire. His last words were "turn me over, I'm done on this side." He is now the patron saint of cooks. And my favourite ever person.

  • @TheDeviIDogg
    @TheDeviIDogg 2 роки тому +91

    My uncle isn't dead yet and it's not his last words but I remember spending the weekend with him a few weeks ago and he said he was born in 61 and he intends to go out at 61. He was born in 1961 and he's currently 61 years old and was given a couple months to live as of new years day 2022 due to a brain tumor. He's dying but has a better sense of humor than so many others

    • @poldi2233
      @poldi2233 Рік тому

      So, did he make it past 61?

    • @TheDeviIDogg
      @TheDeviIDogg Рік тому +10

      @@poldi2233 Nope. It got to hard so a few months later he chose to do assisted death which is only legal in 3 states. He died a few weeks before his birthday and both are coming up

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@TheDeviIDoggsorry for your loss, at least he went out on his own terms.

  • @voodsood
    @voodsood 2 роки тому +27

    The wife of Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, came to him on his deathbed and said "Don't leave me." He said "No." and then he died.

  • @Pinkstarclan
    @Pinkstarclan 2 роки тому +14

    here's a good one: Charles Gateau (assassinated a president) wrote a whole poem from the POV of a child and giddily read it to the crowd that'd gathered to watch his hanging, including doing a silly high-pitched voice for the child character.

  • @comradep8519
    @comradep8519 2 роки тому +116

    i actually fell down a rabbit hole once and ended up on the wikipedia page for last words just reading centuries worth of em, one of my favourite passtimes now

  • @icybeckastudios
    @icybeckastudios 2 роки тому +48

    Not sure if these were her last words, but my great grandmother was on her death bed, started to take off the respirator as if to speak, a family member said “don’t take that off it’s keeping you alive” to which she replied “well that’s profound” and put the respirator back on.
    This was many years ago but has stuck with me, and “profound” has been one of my favourite words ever since.

  • @ghostspooky4974
    @ghostspooky4974 2 роки тому +42

    You just know Emily Dickinson had planned those last words for years, and was so giddy she was able to be coherent enough to get those out in time.

  • @AlmightyBungus
    @AlmightyBungus 2 роки тому +85

    Surprised you didn’t mention the last words of Oscar Wilde which was ‘ This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do’

  • @mkscorp9152
    @mkscorp9152 2 роки тому +61

    There was a Muslim Commander, Khalid ibn al-Walid, from my understanding he fought a lot of battles and gain recognition for his work, even earned the nickname "Sword of God" or something, and later on his death bed, he felt like it was bad to not die in battle or something, basically asking "why did I not die in battle" to which someone next to him answered "because God could not let his sword fall in battle"

    • @arcanonn
      @arcanonn 2 роки тому +7

      That’s incredibly beautiful, actually.

    • @mkscorp9152
      @mkscorp9152 2 роки тому +3

      @@arcanonn honestly ye

    • @ProjectSeraphim
      @ProjectSeraphim Рік тому +1

      ​@@arcanonnI'm tearing up omg what a comforting and honorable thing to say 😭

  • @sturmovik5448
    @sturmovik5448 2 роки тому +30

    For pure badass last words... I nominate Michel Ney.
    Michel Ney was a French general and marshal in the time of Napoleon. Through 28 years of service, and near-constant war, he was one of France's most respected generals to his soldiers as well as the Emperor.
    After Napoleon's final defeat in 1815, Ney lost the political fight to survive in France's new government, and was tried as a traitor.
    His lawyer tried to get him off on the grounds that Ney was a native of the country of Prussia, which at the time of his birth, and the time of his trial, had not been controlled by France (all true), and that he therefore was not a French citizen and could not be tried for treason by France. Ney had none of this; he interrupted his lawyer to tell the court, "I am French, and I shall remain French!" He knowingly sabotaged his own defense.
    On conviction, he accepted the firing squad on two conditions: That he NOT be given the traditional blindfold, and that he be allowed to GIVE THE ORDER TO FIRE. When the time came, he faced the line of soldiers and said, "Soldiers, when I give the command to fire, fire straight at my heart. Wait for the order. It will be my last to you. I protest against my condemnation. I have fought a hundred battles for France, and not one against her! Soldiers, FIRE!"

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 місяці тому +1

      Slightly better than Murat's last words. Same circumstances but a little less patriotic "Soldiers! Do your duty! Straight to the heart but spare the face. Fire!”

  • @LegalizeTax
    @LegalizeTax 2 роки тому +94

    Cant believe you didnt mention how Cicero's executioner fucked up the execution and had to hack his head off

    • @216trixie
      @216trixie 2 роки тому

      Because that has nothing to do with this video.

    • @LegalizeTax
      @LegalizeTax 2 роки тому +25

      @@216trixie it does have everything to do with it, because Cicero's last words were "Don't fuck this up, ok?"

    • @216trixie
      @216trixie 2 роки тому +1

      @@LegalizeTax you didn't mention that!

    • @LegalizeTax
      @LegalizeTax 2 роки тому +17

      @@216trixie If you watched the video, you would've realized it thanks to a little thing called CONTEXT.
      It's incredible how you don't question everything you hear because someone didn't sit down and explain the definition of every word they used in the previous sentence, and the words which define their definitions.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Рік тому +1

      ​@JJAG0102 to be fair, that'd be a pretty high pressure moment if someone said that as you were about to try to assassinate them

  • @jameswall2445
    @jameswall2445 2 роки тому +20

    The most famous death quote of my generation "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper."

  • @yrahcaznotgnittihw3762
    @yrahcaznotgnittihw3762 2 роки тому +115

    Community engagement? Analytics? Pre-planned releases? Those probably don't have any relationship whatsoever 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @JC_Stone
    @JC_Stone 2 роки тому +261

    You forgot Freddie Mercury’s last words:
    “Pee pee”

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 2 роки тому +19

      This can't be true.

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 2 роки тому +32

      @@JohnDoe-on8gl Oh damn you are right.

    • @lettucememe3390
      @lettucememe3390 2 роки тому +4

      What’s the context

    • @JC_Stone
      @JC_Stone 2 роки тому

      @@lettucememe3390 He needed to go pee pee

    • @thejayinator585
      @thejayinator585 2 роки тому +42

      It’s not really that funny. He was being lifted to go to the washroom after saying “pee, pee”.
      He then convulsed and his ribs broke. He fell into a coma and died minutes later.

  • @toreole5831
    @toreole5831 2 роки тому +134

    „Damn that ass can fart“
    >dies

  • @coolmanjack1995
    @coolmanjack1995 2 роки тому +14

    Ok the guy who died tagging his brother got a hell of a great last moment. I can only dream my last moments would be so wholesome

  • @g4ppy491
    @g4ppy491 2 роки тому +57

    I remember two famous people with great final words, Machiavelli (really important Renaissance Italy writer) and Augustus (first and arguably greatest Roman emperor. The first was a renowned atheist/agnostic (or treated as such by contemporaries) and on his deathbed various priests tried to convince him to repent for his sins or he'd have gone to hell, to which he replied something like "Good!" right before dying (this is not really sure tho). Augustus' on the other hand were just solemn: after founding an empire and ruling it for decades, his last words before dying were "The play is finally over: everybody clap!"

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol 2 роки тому +5

      Ok someone make a play of Augustus’s life and have it end like that.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +10

      Machiavelli was not an atheist. His actual last words were: "I desire to go to hell, and not to heaven. In the former place I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings, and princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks, hermits, and apostles."

  • @Bladist1
    @Bladist1 2 роки тому +121

    The reflection of the screen on his sunglasses gives High big rectangular pupils and corneas, and that makes me giggle.

  • @the_SolLoser
    @the_SolLoser 2 роки тому +142

    "Good. A woman who can still fart is not dead." - Is what i will be saying to every woman who i hear fart.
    This one is to you, Mom. Happy Valentine's Day.

    • @asher_delphi976
      @asher_delphi976 2 роки тому +11

      Actually, people fart almost immediately after they die

    • @m_tth_w9647
      @m_tth_w9647 2 роки тому +3

      That comment is wrong in so many ways 😂

  • @bllrmbltzz
    @bllrmbltzz 2 роки тому +25

    Should have added tiny tims last words after his final show "I don't feel well". Real fucking heart punching.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 2 роки тому +26

    I just love that for all the famous last words throughout history, there are as many that fit under the category of “Profound words of wisdom”, as there are that fit under the category of “Agh! I’m dying!”

  • @aruwind
    @aruwind 2 роки тому +9

    'People die if they are killed' or 'Left it up to the professionals' are my top two epitaphs im mulling over

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 2 роки тому +33

    9:12 Sounds fake, everyone knows it’s impossible for girls to fart

  • @SandTurtle
    @SandTurtle 2 роки тому +17

    man actually understood what anarchy was 5:07. kudos to him

  • @Chunkybread
    @Chunkybread 2 роки тому +19

    The Salem witch trials also has the most badass last words, this guy is slowing being crushed with rock, and each time they ask if he wants to admit it, he'd say "more weight"

  • @roelant8069
    @roelant8069 2 роки тому +19

    6:04 Man, when you mentioned the Salem witch trials I thought you were gonna talk about Giles Corey
    He was a man accused of witchcraft, but he refused to enter a plea. This technically meant that the court case could not get started, so to prevent people from using this loophole they would strip someone naked, place them between two boards and then put rocks on top to "convince" someone to enter a plea
    But even after several days of this Giles Corey's only request was "more weight", which were reportedly his last words.

  • @wilh3lmmusic
    @wilh3lmmusic 2 роки тому +11

    Thomas de Mahy, Marquis de Favras was executed around the time of the French Revolution. When given his death warrant, he deadpanned “I see you have made three spelling mistakes”

  • @tylershelton6530
    @tylershelton6530 2 роки тому +21

    11:36 when you are fighting in interchange with 1000 ping and your friend gets shot by a rat

  • @thericeman
    @thericeman 2 роки тому +6

    I saw a post where some girls grandmother's last words were, 'Want to here a funny joke?' and then she died and the machine did a long beep.

  • @KB-er8bm
    @KB-er8bm 2 роки тому +23

    I JUST finished watching your last meals video, immaculate timing

  • @nikolaradojevic7173
    @nikolaradojevic7173 2 роки тому +7

    Correction, Caesar only became the name of the title after Augustus. Julius Caesar And Augustus both had Caesar as an actual part of their names. The first few emperors also took Caesar as a part of their name, but the later emperors gradually turned it into a title.

  • @pungoblin9377
    @pungoblin9377 2 роки тому +11

    Scathing commentary on the whole “holding video hostage for likes” situation. Liked. Subscribed.

  • @KitchenKnifeRescue
    @KitchenKnifeRescue 2 роки тому +150

    Little did we know, the guy who said "Yo, God, I've got this." Had dyslexia...

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 2 роки тому +36

    "Okay so how does this capping machine work?"

    • @GoofyRobo
      @GoofyRobo 2 роки тому +4

      The last words before being killed by a filling machine.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 місяці тому

      ​@@GoofyRoboor a rinsing machine.

  • @camwardart
    @camwardart 2 роки тому +10

    Great video. At 3:16 and a couple other times the reflection of the screen in the glasses is so perfect it looks like you have these square cartoon eyes, love it

  • @itzgray5088
    @itzgray5088 2 роки тому +13

    Some last words for the next video:
    Bing Crosby - "That was a great game of golf, fellas. Let's go have a Coca-Cola."
    Salvador Dali - "Where is my clock?"
    R.D. Laing: "I'm a fucking doctor."
    Marie Antoinette: "Pardon me, sir, I did not do it on purpose."
    Charles Gussman: "And now for a final word from our sponsor."
    Joan Crawford: "Damn it! Don't you dare ask God to help me!"
    Alexander Graham Bell: "No."

  • @jphxmmer6519
    @jphxmmer6519 2 роки тому +21

    You mentioned Moe Berg, the old-timey baseball player. Well, he was also a spy in Yugoslavia in WWII.

  • @justsomerandomguy483
    @justsomerandomguy483 2 роки тому +20

    Ulysses S. Grants last word was, “water.”
    *and then he fucking died*

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 місяці тому

      I mean he was throatcancery as fuck, according to Sam. Clemens (Mark Twain) he was really struggling to speak towards the end, that's why he spent so much time writing at the end.

  • @Aekaras14
    @Aekaras14 2 роки тому +11

    10:10 he also predicted his own death by saying I don't want to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40. He ended up having a 10 year nba career and died of a heart attack at 40

  • @marstrooper8043
    @marstrooper8043 Рік тому +10

    8:22 I have to disagree with you there, he essentially just said “your it, I quit”, but with more pizzaz

  • @CodyMauldin
    @CodyMauldin 2 роки тому +20

    8:10 me and my friend will now live up to this guy's legacy

  • @MasonBrown-qq7oq
    @MasonBrown-qq7oq 2 роки тому +41

    3:45 this voice is perfect for this line, wtf

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 роки тому +35

    My favorite is W.C. Fields "Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it, except you, Carlotta."

    • @SireForseti
      @SireForseti 2 роки тому +1

      i mean when you're named like that.

  • @Darthquackius
    @Darthquackius 2 роки тому +10

    I am making a political statement.
    Capital punishment isn't a punishment. its an easement. it prevents someone from being a resource drain by being in prison for life and offers some small measure of comfort to the people they have irrevocably injured.
    HOWEVER we have had far too many people in prison for life sentences only to be latter acquitted because of new evidence. A death sentence should be reserved for only those cases where there can be no doubt what-so-ever regarding the persons guilt. Not even "beyond a reasonable doubt" NO doubt at all.

    • @nevaehhamilton3493
      @nevaehhamilton3493 10 місяців тому

      But prison is being capitalized in America, hence all those prisoners. They are literally making money by locking living people in jail forever.

  • @deadjuice1880
    @deadjuice1880 2 роки тому +14

    "God will give you blood to drink."
    That's so fucking metal, I love it.
    And your Deus Ex beard too, looks sweet.

  • @Eztli__Void
    @Eztli__Void Рік тому +2

    Fun fact about Sarah Good, the guy who was the judge at her trial died of internal bleeding and choked on his own blood

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean 2 роки тому +10

    June 6th was the date of the Normandy invasion in 1944
    Which makes the whole thing even funnier

  • @emberZemian
    @emberZemian 2 роки тому +9

    The intro to this was perfect.
    Keep it up, dude. Love your content and honesty.

  • @SD-oi9gr
    @SD-oi9gr 2 роки тому +33

    Thing is we know they are going to make the video anyway regardless of like numbers. But it’s a fair trade to push up engagement when somebody we like makes free content we enjoy.

    • @Fox_Olive
      @Fox_Olive 2 роки тому +3

      Also weirdly enough, videos that ask for likes and follows tend to get way more than those that dont. Even if the content is identical. So its just healthy for your channel to say those buzzwords

  • @paulisaperson0516
    @paulisaperson0516 2 роки тому +13

    12:28, this is actually a direct reference to Cato’s death. Cato tried to kill himeslf but failed as Caesars’s doctors saved his life. While in hospital after realising the man he hated saved his life, he killed himself again. Cicero always said Caesar should have just killed Cato cause everyone knew he was gonna be a little bitch about it

  • @jindo5
    @jindo5 2 роки тому +6

    I remember learning about a naval battle between Denmark and England in school. A soldier on one of the Danish ships got hit in the head with a canonball, basically getting scalped, apparently his last words were "Ow my head."

  • @hardmask4685
    @hardmask4685 2 роки тому +10

    I really like this style of Huggbees video. Keep it up man you’re doing great.