Wacky Last Meals

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  • @doomqwer
    @doomqwer 2 роки тому +9571

    Last meal started out because they did not want their ghost coming back to haunt them, basically last meals are bribes for ghosts.

    • @Loaves_of_Cat
      @Loaves_of_Cat 2 роки тому +1168

      Then the guy who got spaghetti instead of spaghetti-o is definitely haunting the prison and the prison guard who got his order wrong

    • @ifatomic
      @ifatomic 2 роки тому +311

      @@Loaves_of_Cat I know some guards and I've even talked to some guys that have gotten out of prison or even just sometimes the old county jails, and they will all tell you they're haunted.

    • @daedalus_00
      @daedalus_00 2 роки тому +202

      That must be why they didn't honor that one guy's request for dirt.

    • @Xetan123
      @Xetan123 2 роки тому +133

      I don't believe in ghosts, but if any places are haunted it would be prisons, and asylums.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 роки тому +29

      That's sick. 100% on board with that.

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 2 роки тому +7827

    KFC as a last meal makes sense. Eating enough of the famous poultry-like substance can quickly generate so much arterial plaque that the execution drugs can't circulate, thus making the prisoner immune to lethal injection. However, this would ultimately result in a painful death of liquefying into a puddle of grease and secret spices.

    • @quartzuniverse3763
      @quartzuniverse3763 2 роки тому +491

      KFC is made of death row inmates :0

    • @HaganConnell
      @HaganConnell 2 роки тому +94

      Mfers ordering Soylent Green

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb 2 роки тому +301

      I mean, that just sounds like a normal experience at KFC, especially when you get the mashed potatoes with gravy.
      The lethal stuff is the gravy.

    • @pandamonium9255
      @pandamonium9255 2 роки тому +58

      Id be all for it if i turned into brown gravy instead.

    • @espressocookie8965
      @espressocookie8965 2 роки тому +111

      this is like a huggbees video. It seems pretty ok at first, but as it goes on, you realize that it's full of shit. you just don't know what exactly isn't full of shit

  • @mariothane8754
    @mariothane8754 Рік тому +1844

    Giving the guy who asked for magic dirt so his soul would haunt the earth a yogurt was the biggest middle finger to a super villain origin story that I’ve ever heard.

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 Рік тому +128

      Him: So where's my 'food'? ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ
      The prison: 🖕•_•🍦

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan Рік тому +93

      This should be the plot of a fantasy RPG story. Just like:
      Hero: "Why did you do this? The billions of death, why?"
      Undead Lord: "All I wanted for my death row last meal was some dirt, and the fools can't even do that!"

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +25

      Except that he won't be an undead supervillain ghost without the dirt :D

    • @amandabarrow8094
      @amandabarrow8094 Рік тому +5

      ​@@standard-carrier-wo-chan
      Might I suggest "ELONA"?
      It's not word for word what you suggested, but I don't think you'll be disappoonted. If anything, you'll be appointed.😊

    • @ireallycantthinkofaname4726
      @ireallycantthinkofaname4726 Рік тому +2

      Yes

  • @Sakkeru96
    @Sakkeru96 Рік тому +823

    "I did not get my spaghetti-o's. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." sounds like a line straight out of Empress Teresa and I cannot stop laughing now I've had that thought.

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere Рік тому +12

      HOLY SHIT

    • @Sakkeru96
      @Sakkeru96 Рік тому +5

      @@manwhatdoiputhere right?!

    • @Naixatloz
      @Naixatloz Рік тому +2

      oh my god??

    • @Sakkeru96
      @Sakkeru96 Рік тому +9

      In case this becomes a thread I want to say: my knowledge of that book comes entirely from KrimsonRogue's incredible review/critique. Haven't read it and am not inclined to ever try - I'm quite sure I will not benefit from the experience. But I thought I might as well provide context just for the sake of it, so here ya go.

    • @TonySpike
      @TonySpike Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Sakkeru96 having also watched that review ...i often catch myself wondering if it is possible for me (a person who cant write to save his life) to re-write Empress Theresa and have it actually make sense 😂

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 2 роки тому +3178

    I think the rule was if you named a specific restaurant they'd get it for you, otherwise it's coming from the kitchen. So anyone who wanted chicken but didn't want prison food had to name a restaurant that serves chicken and is nearby to their prison. The prisoners don't know what the local restaurant scene is like outside their specific prison, but they do know that there's always going to be a KFC nearby.
    I wonder if KFC has a special partnership with death row prisons. Like what make-a-wish has with Disney World, except the opposite.

    • @airbornemelody6156
      @airbornemelody6156 2 роки тому +158

      LMFAO- please it’s four am i never laugh at comments but this is the peak of my humour. disney world partnership with KFC yknow i can see it 😭 they’ve just got fuckin jailcell bar designs on the kfc buckets-

    • @gamingmoyai3950
      @gamingmoyai3950 2 роки тому +34

      Ah yes, MAKE-A-DEATH, partners with prisons and KFC.

    • @jahredharrison4069
      @jahredharrison4069 2 роки тому +228

      If you spend more than $30 on your order the colonel himself will perform the execution absolutely free

    • @nerdstop5025
      @nerdstop5025 2 роки тому +25

      @@jahredharrison4069 he'll even lick your fingers and say "they're finger lickin delicious" before devouring the corpse, to make sure they're dead.

    • @larsonfars7477
      @larsonfars7477 2 роки тому +91

      Make-a-deathwish

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +1159

    Fun fact: The story behind that one guy who wanted a vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless man is actually kinda tragic. He was essentially framed by the police that apprehended him for the shooting of a police officer with a gun that he did not and _could not_ have owned or used. It's almost certain that the police themselves accidentally shot that officer and had someone else suffer the consequences for their actions.

    • @Piss_Off_Plz
      @Piss_Off_Plz Рік тому +156

      It's America. What do you expect?

    • @tulipfera710
      @tulipfera710 Рік тому +125

      I imagine a lot of these stories are similar. You can neverbe too quick to judge even if they are on death row

    • @celuler22
      @celuler22 Рік тому +56

      ​@@Piss_Off_Plzthats far from a America only problem

    • @Schnipps
      @Schnipps Рік тому +45

      @@celuler22 No, but it happens there a lot. So it isn't surprising they did it

    • @Flipdagoose
      @Flipdagoose Рік тому +101

      so his last wish was to help someone else when nobody could help him...
      ...damn

  • @CarlMax001
    @CarlMax001 2 роки тому +1832

    Giving the person that they're about to kill tombstone pizza really is a giant middle finger

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 Рік тому

      Yeah I honestly don’t care what he did that was just a dick move. No matter what he did you’re about to kill him let him have the pizza he wants.

    • @jenniferbeth3018
      @jenniferbeth3018 Рік тому +31

      Heh, tombstone.

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber Рік тому +39

      For me, i'd go "JOKES ON YOU: I'M INTO THAT SHIT" because I don't have high standards for pizza. Frozen or fresh: pizza is way better than no pizza. lol

    • @MimikyuCookie
      @MimikyuCookie Рік тому

      @@UBvtuberit’s a pun

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber Рік тому

      @@MimikyuCookie don't care, they aint gettin free pizza lol

  • @aelvric7579
    @aelvric7579 2 роки тому +2265

    I like to imagine that every Texas death row convict that goes to hell immediately asks for the location of Lawrence Russell Brewer, all in order to get revenge for the last meal thing

    • @tdc3477
      @tdc3477 2 роки тому +19

      I had a special last meal in mind if I ever was falsely convicted, glad to know this prick ruined dying

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 роки тому +8

      @@tdc3477 Just commit your 168 counts of murder outside of Texas

    • @tdc3477
      @tdc3477 2 роки тому +104

      @@nuclearbomb9483 where else am I going to get a giant whataburger last meal???

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 2 роки тому +24

      @@tdc3477 Florida?

    • @trashpanda2447
      @trashpanda2447 2 роки тому +27

      @@0v_x0 sadly I don't think we have whataburgers here

  • @thesupergamer5894
    @thesupergamer5894 2 роки тому +1663

    Fun Fact, in Japan if you're on death row they don't tell you when your day is... you just have to sit knowing everyday could be your last

    • @dumbomni2859
      @dumbomni2859 Рік тому +277

      This fact is as fun as being the prisoner on death row 💀

    • @tiyaku
      @tiyaku Рік тому +151

      That's so Japan for some reason

    • @rjuniperr
      @rjuniperr Рік тому +113

      That’s also what cartels do, though obviously less horrible. They do mock executions frequently, so the person has no idea if the next one is going to be the real deal or not

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 Рік тому +18

      ​​@@tiyaku yeah, sounds like Japan in like 19th or 20th century

    • @youthoughtaboutit6946
      @youthoughtaboutit6946 Рік тому +68

      That…actually sounds like a pretty good policy. I mean, if somebody did something heinous enough to deserve the death penalty in the first place, chances are it’s enough to warrant them living in fear every day of the inevitable too.

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 2 роки тому +2554

    The fact that you can see the computer screen clear as day in his sunglasses tied this all together.

    • @Overqualification
      @Overqualification 2 роки тому +54

      I was staring at it the entire video

    • @tyranno-solei-rex
      @tyranno-solei-rex 2 роки тому +26

      i didn’t realize until you mentioned it, and now i can’t stop looking at his shades 😭✋

    • @JR-zp3nw
      @JR-zp3nw 2 роки тому +48

      It looks like his shades have eyeballs.

    • @grecco_buckliano
      @grecco_buckliano 2 роки тому +23

      I want them to blink, like real eyeballs would.

    • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
      @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 2 роки тому

      * Undertaker has entered the chat *

  • @dinkledonker801
    @dinkledonker801 2 роки тому +3373

    Could you imagine working at one of those restaurants knowing you're making someone's last meal? I mean I'm sure the prison orders it anonymously but could you imagine. "Fuck Greg I'm gonna kill whoever ordered this much chicken" "Well Tom do I have good news for you"

    • @spaniel5657
      @spaniel5657 2 роки тому

      I’d spit in it

    • @sunbirth4795
      @sunbirth4795 2 роки тому +67

      @Patrick Bateman thanks pat

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin Рік тому +36

      Well, bittersweet. You didn't get to pull the trigger here, but at least the job's done.

    • @ryleighmiller900
      @ryleighmiller900 Рік тому +3

      😂😂

    • @NobodyEverExisted
      @NobodyEverExisted Рік тому +7

      I wouldn’t be as happy, I would want my hands to be bloody, and then go to prison so I can have free healthcare in america

  • @dog7426
    @dog7426 Рік тому +200

    I had a teacher who said he would ask for a McRib and a Shamrock Shake for a last meal since they’re never on the menu at the same time so the prison couldn’t kill him until they figured something out.

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 Рік тому +31

      theyd just give him a mcrib and a vanilla shake, maybe with some mint and green food coloring if theyre feeling generous

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 9 місяців тому

      You can get McRibs year round, just not from a McDonald's. The company that processes and packages McRib patties still makes them, they just get sold to other places too, anyone who has boneless pork ribs is buying the McRib origin source patties. I know this because my neighbor got a few huge boxes full of these patties for free because she gets a lot of bulk donated items from surplus from food brands and she gives 8t to her parents, and if they don't like something they give it to us, so we got a couple boxes and filled our freezer with McRibs. And this wasn't any time when they'd been available in the restaurant recently, so apparently the factories just make them and find other ways to get them sold when McDonald's isn't using them.
      And no it's not a generic brand like McRib, the factory packaged boxes said McRib: packaged for McDonald's corporation by (can't remember the name of the meat processing and packaging plant but you get it). I had McRibs whenever I wanted for like a year.

    • @raneemrashid6439
      @raneemrashid6439 9 місяців тому +11

      That's a great idea but I'm like 90% sure they keep the Shamrock syrup in the back year round, pretty much every fast food place I worked at kept that stuff until the next year because they didn't want to run out in the first few weeks it was available

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 2 місяці тому +2

      ⁠@@raneemrashid6439I can confirm as a McDonald’s employee that they don’t keep it in the back year round, we only get them in january or so. So if the McRib starts in late november and the restaurant gets the Shamrock Shake EXTREMELY early then we can have an execution.

  • @fight.the.rhythm
    @fight.the.rhythm 2 роки тому +7639

    I find eating "tombstone" pizza before death quite humorous.

    • @user-fe7bo5mm1o
      @user-fe7bo5mm1o 2 роки тому +42

      ok

    • @fight.the.rhythm
      @fight.the.rhythm 2 роки тому +124

      @@user-fe7bo5mm1o ok

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 роки тому +150

      IKR, but still I would be pissed if I got frozen pizza instead of dominoes.

    • @blueballs8
      @blueballs8 2 роки тому +7

      Haha! That it is!

    • @tiltingwindmill
      @tiltingwindmill 2 роки тому +53

      Yup. I think he missed a perfect opening to a joke there. Or maybe it was too obvious. Dunno. But I thought the same as you.

  • @trstmeimadctr
    @trstmeimadctr 2 роки тому +653

    He wanted Spagettio-O's so his last words could be "Uh oh, Spaghetti-O's"

  • @dissaprovingsteven7081
    @dissaprovingsteven7081 2 роки тому +279

    The idea that the guy who wanted to eat dirt instead just got a singular yogurt is something else. I can imagine whatever collective 'them' was in charge of the ordeal just being like "What?? He wants what??? No?? Steal part of Jerry's lunch and give him that."

    • @simon_96
      @simon_96 Рік тому +26

      At least Jerry get to eat magic voodoo dirt win win

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@simon_96Jerry: Why do I see ghosts?

    • @bethanykroemer559
      @bethanykroemer559 24 дні тому

      what makes me laugh is bro only got one yogurt cup too 😭 that barely counts as a fruit in school lunches that’s so foul

  • @CeoOfAir
    @CeoOfAir 2 роки тому +3490

    the lack of fiberglass insulation as a last meal genuinely worries me

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 2 роки тому +95

      What? Who the fuck asks for fiberglass insulation?

    • @Mahsterch
      @Mahsterch 2 роки тому +447

      @@atomicreactor6033 who doesn't you monster????

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 2 роки тому +279

      @@Mahsterch I'm sadly in a small group of people whose bodies can't handle it

    • @welcomefire
      @welcomefire 2 роки тому +27

      Um. I'm surprised by the lack of exexuting meals, but...

    • @bcikablam3578
      @bcikablam3578 2 роки тому +171

      Forbidden cotton candy as my last meal is now on my bucket list if I become an insane criminal mastermind

  • @misci26
    @misci26 2 роки тому +4983

    This man has everything-- a great and hilarious personality, a beard, and COOL SHADES?! There's no way he's single

    • @Cactus_fucker
      @Cactus_fucker 2 роки тому +267

      Thats the thing, he isnt

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 роки тому +534

      He's married to every woman on earth

    • @AchievedZeus574
      @AchievedZeus574 2 роки тому +163

      He's got all the bitches

    • @AdamantLifts
      @AdamantLifts 2 роки тому +153

      There’s a peer reviewed study here that says this man gets all the bitches

    • @double_doubler
      @double_doubler 2 роки тому +68

      Postal dude?

  • @angryrash8798
    @angryrash8798 Рік тому +811

    Moral of the story: only insane murderers so bad that they are put to death for their crimes order a steak well-done.

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 Рік тому +35

      Wait, I prefer mine... Oh no.

    • @rodimusmaximus3912
      @rodimusmaximus3912 Рік тому +25

      Well done steak isn't bad, you just don't know how to cook it without drying it out. I'll be back with more harsh realities to pop your ego bubble next week! and btw I order mine med-rare so don't even try it.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 Рік тому +11

      Haha well done steak bad
      Grow up.

    • @elbananitolokito
      @elbananitolokito Рік тому

      You know by insulting them they will kill you right?

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin Рік тому +1

      ​​@@axehead45 Literally the opposite is true but okay. Sure. You know better than professional chefs, I guess.

  • @timb6558
    @timb6558 2 роки тому +2952

    The unpitted olive is the most commonly requested last meal. It's thought that if an olive tree grows from your grave, it proves your innocence.

    • @professordoungut
      @professordoungut 2 роки тому +361

      Oh damn that’s strange and sad and interesting

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 2 роки тому +484

      I googled it & the most commonly requested last meals are actually comfort food like steak, burgers, pie, etc.

    • @timb6558
      @timb6558 2 роки тому +180

      @@Fanimati0n Huh. You're right. I thought I'd read that the olive was #1, but yeah sounds like comfort food.

    • @angrytwxgaming8423
      @angrytwxgaming8423 2 роки тому +182

      @@themichael3410 stomach acid can't break down plants.
      It's the same reason why a swallowed cherry pit isn't harmful unless cracked/crushed. A single cherry pit can land you in the hospital unless you swallow it whole.
      Same with an olive pit. Stomach acid is surprisingly weak against the natural membrane of plants.

    • @denialty2660
      @denialty2660 2 роки тому +30

      @@themichael3410 Well, cows do have four stomachs.

  • @kingaspendude
    @kingaspendude 2 роки тому +1827

    Last meals actually exist to fill the stomach which can often help with electrocution and dull the pain, and it also can be good to give someone something so they feel more complied to go with you to be executed, and food can actually make you feel better which is why some people comfort eat, because saliva contains painkillers and serotonin, it’s actually really interesting

    • @Plane_Person
      @Plane_Person 2 роки тому +46

      Okay so either you or top comment is lying

    • @rycushiest7190
      @rycushiest7190 2 роки тому +3

      Ratio

    • @kingaspendude
      @kingaspendude 2 роки тому +123

      @@Plane_Person neither are lying, I’m talking about last meals in general and they went into detail on the specific meal. You know multiple things can happen in the body at once right?

    • @irunstreety4307
      @irunstreety4307 2 роки тому +19

      Ratio failed

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 2 роки тому +12

      @@Plane_Person What does this have to do with someone finding eating a "Tombstone" pizza as a last meal funny?

  • @Oneiromatic
    @Oneiromatic 2 роки тому +107

    I will never forget about this teenage boy who asked for a stick of gum as his last meal and was denied. After his execution, it turned out he was innocent.

    • @gl4ssmunch3r36
      @gl4ssmunch3r36 2 роки тому +1

      People really are dumb

    • @treheartbreak9277
      @treheartbreak9277 8 місяців тому +17

      Really goes to show that life is a game show with shitty prizes sometimes and you can do is sit back and let God spin the wheel for you

  • @SwoteOffical
    @SwoteOffical 2 роки тому +2896

    I would probably ask for a filling machine for my last meal

    • @sniper_4d786
      @sniper_4d786 2 роки тому +78

      @rakine just go away u money hungry person.

    • @axorandom
      @axorandom 2 роки тому +140

      @rakine okay but do you like filling machines

    • @xItzRevenge
      @xItzRevenge 2 роки тому +90

      Does nobody realize how hilarious the thing this bot just said is?

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 роки тому +78

      A syringe with the lethal injection is technically a filling machine

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 2 роки тому +20

      I'd have a filling machine with chocolate mint sides, and a rinsing machine to wash it all down.

  • @frogchamp.
    @frogchamp. 2 роки тому +551

    My last meal would be an entire bag of Haribo's Sugar Free Gummy Bears. I wanna go out making as much a mess as i can

    • @quandaledingle1223
      @quandaledingle1223 Рік тому +34

      My last MEAL would be loaded with food i never tried:Cheetos,takis,seaweed,sushi,hershey's chocolate,Rice,P R I N G L E S,kfc,mushroom,etc...

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 Рік тому +47

      @@quandaledingle1223 I wonder where you live that you haven't tried any of those. It's a weird list.

    • @quandaledingle1223
      @quandaledingle1223 Рік тому +10

      @@notbob555 Italy

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 Рік тому +35

      @@quandaledingle1223 Never had the chance to eat mushrooms in Italy?

    • @relinquiem
      @relinquiem Рік тому +4

      @@quandaledingle1223 i have eaten sea cabagge in the past, pretty delicious if you ask my low food standards hah

  • @adonai3191
    @adonai3191 2 роки тому +55

    The fact that he wanted it sugar free is great. Still looking out for his health before he dies

  • @EmoryIllustrated
    @EmoryIllustrated 2 роки тому +436

    In the last days of my Grandma's life, she actually watched a marathon of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
    That's burned into my memory because The Two Towers was on in the background when I saw her for the last time.
    It would not be my number one pick for my final movies, but it's still a damn good selection considering how much peace you feel by the end of it.

    • @hannahmary6023
      @hannahmary6023 2 роки тому +5

      Legendary

    • @andyblanton6570
      @andyblanton6570 2 роки тому +21

      I think the guy requested it to delay his execution

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 Рік тому +19

      The ending does go on, but it’s one of the most satisfying endings in movie history, especially if you watch the director’s cuts.

    • @charliefike8
      @charliefike8 Рік тому +5

      I'm sorry about you grandma

    • @cancertherubygoat298
      @cancertherubygoat298 Рік тому +1

      May she rest in peace

  • @basicallyananimator9030
    @basicallyananimator9030 2 роки тому +853

    Fritz Harman: " An expensive cigar and some Brazillian coffee "
    Prison Guard: " Alright. "
    *FRITZ STARTS EATING THE FUCKING CIGAR*

    • @cursedbeans5560
      @cursedbeans5560 Рік тому +122

      *smokes the coffee*

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin Рік тому

      ​@@cursedbeans5560 *shoves the cup in his ass*

    • @swordfishxd-
      @swordfishxd- Рік тому +67

      @@cursedbeans5560 *DRINKS THE CUP*

    • @m4rauder
      @m4rauder Рік тому +43

      ​@Loganhumandude*COOKS THE TABLE*

    • @williamafton8077
      @williamafton8077 Рік тому +10

      Eats the prison including the ppl

  • @TopazToken
    @TopazToken Рік тому +28

    13:40
    "Woncrastashire Sauce? Womcristali Sauce? Worbekester Sauce? Weastcheaster sauce?" - Huggbees, 2022

  • @houuse
    @houuse 2 роки тому +778

    Not even 2 sentences in, and I've been called a piece of shit. Love you Huggbees.

    • @isuckatediting6898
      @isuckatediting6898 2 роки тому +7

      @@nichole4684 🤨

    • @kasb9767
      @kasb9767 2 роки тому +31

      @@nichole4684 Please come home. Your mother and I miss you very much, and even though we are disappointed, you're still our little girl.

  • @Vhargon
    @Vhargon 2 роки тому +1249

    You should have a fullscreen picture of an eyeball on your monitor so it's reflected on your sunglasses. Sounds like quality content.
    Edit: now that I've said this I can't unsee his screen as his eyes no matter what is on it.

    • @Vhargon
      @Vhargon 2 роки тому +32

      Like look at him at 5:10 those eyes are haunting

    • @user-ellievator
      @user-ellievator 2 роки тому +7

      @@nichole4684 So to other people commenting in this thread, WTF is this?! It's pretty obviously some sort of a bot, but I've seen these a lot lately with the list of names and several languages, and I just don't get what the hell is going on.

    • @gameyseals9450
      @gameyseals9450 2 роки тому +9

      @@user-ellievator you get used to it after a few dozen times

    • @baimhakani
      @baimhakani 2 роки тому

      Great, fantastic, now he looks like a Vtuber

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 2 роки тому

      I was already seeing his screen as his eyes, lol, that's a great idea. Edit: tho come to think of it I think he's reading things off the screen, so needs it for the video?

  • @maxwellmarques1607
    @maxwellmarques1607 Рік тому +38

    "Next up is John Wayne Gacey. I don't think I need to tell you who that is."
    Historians 3000 years in the future: GOD DAMN IT!

  • @1_argon_198
    @1_argon_198 2 роки тому +824

    The recurring Worcestershire sauce meme is hilarious and will never get old, as long as he does it.

    • @theslamjamfrincisco2820
      @theslamjamfrincisco2820 2 роки тому +31

      Live near Worcester and I will die before I stop getting mad at people saying wrong

    • @baconstrips6260
      @baconstrips6260 2 роки тому +12

      @@theslamjamfrincisco2820
      Holy shit man, wait till you hear how Americans pronounce Leicester!
      I am not joking they say "LESS-TER", like it's someone's name!

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo 2 роки тому

      @@theslamjamfrincisco2820 Gurdsosstershyr?

    • @doctoralex_
      @doctoralex_ 2 роки тому +18

      @@baconstrips6260 But...
      But that is how it is pronounced...

    • @nourdjaoui3214
      @nourdjaoui3214 2 роки тому +4

      I remember there is a game where anyone who pronounces worchister sauce correctly is automaticly an elderich horror

  • @DoritosAndMountainDew
    @DoritosAndMountainDew 2 роки тому +839

    I would get Stuart Ashens' "Chicken in a Can" as my last meal, because it would probably kill me before my execution

    • @loquendo918
      @loquendo918 2 роки тому +28

      Or make you into a zombie with how cursed that stuff was

    • @shadowsofwinter_
      @shadowsofwinter_ 2 роки тому +16

      Uncooked SPAM. Need i say more?

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum Рік тому +9

      "An excellent last meal" *Chef Excellence jingle*

    • @ItsTheSpecialistLIVE
      @ItsTheSpecialistLIVE Рік тому

      @@shadowsofwinter_ pfft THE POWER OF THE NATIVE, IN THE PALM OF MY HAND!!!

  • @victore8342
    @victore8342 2 роки тому +90

    I did 6 years in Arkansas state prison. On scheduled execution dates, the whole prison system served fried chicken, cake, and mashed potatoes to all inmates. Most of the few scheduled executions were stayed or reprieved, so it all worked out for us. I was already paroled when those 4 men were executed in 2017, but I bet it was somber mood throughout the units

    • @hosytaa6018
      @hosytaa6018 Рік тому +1

      Hold up what

    • @NightStalker_MJ
      @NightStalker_MJ Рік тому +3

      I need context on why you did 6 if you are ok sharing it

    • @victore8342
      @victore8342 Рік тому

      @@NightStalker_MJ armed robbery, knocked down to simple robbery in a guilty plea. 20 year sentence with parole eligibility after 25% time served

    • @DarkShard5728
      @DarkShard5728 11 місяців тому

      ​@@NightStalker_MJthey did or maybe didn't do a crime

    • @therealsapdad1942
      @therealsapdad1942 2 місяці тому

      ​@@NightStalker_MJ he did a thing that may or may not have been against the law, constituting a crimr

  • @traphimawari7760
    @traphimawari7760 2 роки тому +562

    Huggbees last meal would most likely contain some dessert of the chocolate mint variety

    • @Jadriam
      @Jadriam 2 роки тому +18

      That implies Huggbees is a mere mortal, and I'm still convinced he may not be limited to only space and time.

    • @AWriterWandering
      @AWriterWandering 2 роки тому +15

      served from a filling machine

    • @JayStack5
      @JayStack5 2 роки тому +1

      Nah, it would be KFC and well done steaks

    • @sjsmith8739
      @sjsmith8739 2 роки тому +4

      Mr. Huggbees if you're reading this, just be advised that you DON'T have to get yourself convicted of 168 counts of murder in order to make this sort of request.

    • @AWriterWandering
      @AWriterWandering 2 роки тому +1

      @@sjsmith8739 yeah, you could just hire hitman with culinary skills.

  • @emberZemian
    @emberZemian 2 роки тому +617

    My last meal would be a cool refreshing glass of shrimp water, dispensed from the finest filling machine they can get

    • @excusemebutwhat3587
      @excusemebutwhat3587 2 роки тому +10

      Why not a rinsing machinr

    • @_wanted_outlaw3007
      @_wanted_outlaw3007 2 роки тому +17

      @@excusemebutwhat3587 why would you rinse shrimp water? Only crab water can be rinsed.

    • @DreamPhreak
      @DreamPhreak 2 роки тому +7

      hot dog water

    • @anbthree786
      @anbthree786 2 роки тому +13

      I read that as a glass of pool water and vomited a little in my mouth

    • @Jjb-gk4ce
      @Jjb-gk4ce 2 роки тому +7

      @@anbthree786 what’s the difference really

  • @sewkrazy
    @sewkrazy Рік тому +61

    Tombstone pizza is to die for.

  • @emeraldgiss
    @emeraldgiss 2 роки тому +934

    The guy the said I am saving that pie for later was falsely convicted of murder. He was just a homeless person they decided to pin it on and most of the evidence said it was not him but they still charged him. It's said that he did not understand what was happening, all he knew was he had a place to stay and eat.

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 2 роки тому +242

      I know you meant to say convicted but the thought of *falsely convincing* a man that they’ve killed people is absolutely hilarious to me

    • @TereziPyrope413
      @TereziPyrope413 2 роки тому +262

      after all those centuries of its existence the best argument against the death penalty remains to be "people get it wrong sometimes"

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 роки тому +85

      @@TereziPyrope413 Can't deny that, and I'm super in favor of it. That really is the #1 flaw.. though if you think about it hard, it's not a flaw in the death penalty, it's a flaw in the justice system.
      We need to get biblical on that shit. If you can get witnesses together, the guy did it, kill him (or like, if it was theft, charge him money / enslave his ass for 7 years max). if the witnesses are found to be lying, fucking execute them immediately. If there were no witnesses? guess what, you get away with the crime today. kinda sucks but it's better than tying the justice system up in it for years or putting people in prison for decades. No lawyers, no dumb arguments. if a law is bad, fix it.

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 2 роки тому +68

      @@KairuHakubi ... See I agree with executing lawyers who made up evidence/lied to convict someone, same with witnesses. I know several that could get that. :)

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 роки тому +45

      ​@@BrokensoulRider the way I look at it, lying in court is literally using the power of the government as a weapon. It's treason.

  • @VesaKo
    @VesaKo 2 роки тому +295

    Huggbees: *Convicted for illegal handling of M&Ms factory equipment* I want my last meal to consist of every piece of evidence that proves I'm guilty.
    Officer: Sir, that wouldn't change anything. We have witnesses.
    Huggbees: *Charming smile*

    • @HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar
      @HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar Рік тому +17

      oh no

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 Рік тому +8

      @@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegaroh yes!

    • @milesedgeworth3667
      @milesedgeworth3667 Рік тому +1

      Eating the evidence of your crime as your last meal wont work because it was already used to sentence you to death

    • @VesaKo
      @VesaKo Рік тому +15

      @@milesedgeworth3667 Igi ari! Certainly, any criminal would be nearly out of time if they're eating their last meal. But by appealing to the courts right after, siting a lack of evidence as reason, the date might be shifted to accommodate. A lack of evidence could convince the judges to reduce the sentence, meaning that it wouldn't be too late.

    • @Lottabaggage
      @Lottabaggage Рік тому +2

      That made me laugh way more than it should've

  • @agnieszkasciog4490
    @agnieszkasciog4490 Рік тому +109

    My worst nightmare is getting criticized by huggbees

  • @nolan1913
    @nolan1913 2 роки тому +438

    "I can't do anything for 11 and a half hours" me currently sitting halfway through my 12 hour shift

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 роки тому +6

      Dude same. I set up Art Basel in Miami and my work day was 8pm to 8:30pm with two 15min breaks and 3p for lunch. But still that's a 12.5 hour day. Come on.
      Or give Andrew some Xanax and beer and see how long he sleeps

    • @nolan1913
      @nolan1913 2 роки тому +1

      @@LudaChez Ima cook and I didn't get a break throughout that shift nor any shift. And I do 12 hours at least 2-3 times a week. Fucking blows

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 роки тому +1

      @@nolan1913 yeah I know the restaurant thing. I've bartended and served and had doubles that were 8-12 hours no break. I feel your pain.
      Unionize!!!

    • @nolan1913
      @nolan1913 2 роки тому

      @@LudaChez oh man I'm in Florida and we got two cooks for three hotels (we all switch from time to time). And basically there's no such thing as a union here lmao

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 2 роки тому +1

      @@nolan1913 least you got good tier knife skills probably.

  • @dreamman5588
    @dreamman5588 2 роки тому +266

    The only thing preventing me from doing a felony right now, is chocolate chip mint ice cream.

    • @scottmorrison3929
      @scottmorrison3929 2 роки тому +13

      I have a list of atrocities and a pack of Mint Chocolate Klondike bars.

    • @InfinityEnterprises
      @InfinityEnterprises 2 роки тому +8

      Well good news for you, bad news for society: if you commit an extremely violent act resulting in the deaths of over 150 people, as long as it isn’t in Texas you can ask for mint chocolate chip ice cream as your last meal, so it’s like you’re getting both at the same time.

    • @Adriethyl
      @Adriethyl 2 роки тому

      You don't suffer social anxiety, thus preventing you from commiting crimes?

    • @johnsullivan1526
      @johnsullivan1526 2 роки тому +2

      @@Adriethyl I think dream man was just saying he likes mint chocolate chip ice cream,, not sure where you got the anxiety bit from

  • @guybrush1701
    @guybrush1701 Рік тому +21

    Ben & Jerry's new flavor: Tim Roof Sundae. Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chunks,vanilla wafer crumbles, pickle juice ribbons, and jalapeno bits. A flavor explosion that's as salty as its inspiration, and sounds so wrong but tastes so white!
    (Yes. As a kid, Tim's favorite drink was straight-up pickle juice. He would buy jars and give the pickles to his friends so he could drink the juice.)

  • @kbrock9146
    @kbrock9146 2 роки тому +273

    The Tombstone thing was meant as an "f you" all the way around, since he was being executed and would soon be placed under his own tombstone (probably more of a marker, but hey.... guard's got jokes apparently).

    • @kbrock9146
      @kbrock9146 2 роки тому +23

      @@nemo-x I'm sure the torture and murder of his victim(s) qualified as such as well.

    • @DavidSartor0
      @DavidSartor0 2 роки тому

      @@kbrock9146 Cruel and unusual punishments are still disallowed for torturers.

    • @kbrock9146
      @kbrock9146 2 роки тому

      @@DavidSartor0 where did I say differently?

    • @DavidSartor0
      @DavidSartor0 2 роки тому +1

      @@kbrock9146 I felt a brief moment of catharsis, as if I was happy this person was denied their final request. I replied because I felt guilty.

  • @TJP5.0
    @TJP5.0 2 роки тому +419

    If it was my last meal, I would get everything I've wanted to try with peanuts on it. I'm deathly allergic, so I don't even need to take the lethal injection afterwards.

    • @StagbeetleProductions
      @StagbeetleProductions 2 роки тому +40

      There was a guy who did something similar

    • @GolfClash2718
      @GolfClash2718 2 роки тому +28

      thats me- I can't eat tomatoes though so I'd get two pounds of lasagna,spaghetti, pizza, etc.

    • @fairytells8503
      @fairytells8503 2 роки тому +27

      @@GolfClash2718 pizza is so good id die eating that shi too if i could

    • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
      @user-zh4vo1kw1z 2 роки тому +57

      Reminds me of when my sis's dog had to be put down.
      Her oldest was about 6 or 8, just old enough to fully conceptualise what was happening. So not to happy when it was explained to him. He then immediately sat up and went "that means she can finally try chocolate!"
      A quick furtive Google search later to be sure it wasnt going to put her in pain, that's exactly what happened. And she loved it!
      If I end up as a dog that has to be put down, that's how I want to spend my last night: surrounded by the Pack, getting pets and scritches and finally gettin to enjoy something I've been eyeing all my life.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 2 роки тому +15

      They wouldn’t allow it cuz they’ll know what you’re allergic to

  • @Spideybro213
    @Spideybro213 4 місяці тому +8

    I love how not swearing in the first 30 can be a bad subversion of expectation
    Like think a parent watches the first 30 seconds of a video that their kid wants to watch, they think it’s alright so they let them play it, and then they swear the entire alphabet

  • @tychoonthemoon6824
    @tychoonthemoon6824 2 роки тому +535

    I feel so bad for these people, I hope they're ok!

    • @pixelpickle4006
      @pixelpickle4006 2 роки тому

      Me too, it would be a shame if they died.

    • @beebob2877
      @beebob2877 2 роки тому +43

      It’s funny cuz they’re super dead!

    • @null2010
      @null2010 2 роки тому +18

      They.... They're dead.

    • @shitking007
      @shitking007 2 роки тому +24

      Haven’t seen em recently, I wonder what happened

    • @CheeseGraterToiletPaper
      @CheeseGraterToiletPaper 2 роки тому +13

      Nah they ok just asleep for a really long time

  • @toreole5831
    @toreole5831 2 роки тому +271

    If i ever go crazy and end up having a last meal, id tell them to give me as many different types of cheesecake as they can get me, and then make a tierlist about those cheesecakes.

    • @bedi3983
      @bedi3983 2 роки тому +8

      A hero

    • @valletas
      @valletas 2 роки тому +7

      They will get you a yogurt instead and pass a law to stop people from getting cheesecakes

    • @jarrethoglesbee4596
      @jarrethoglesbee4596 2 роки тому +13

      I mean to be fair EVERYONE has a last meal. Most people just don't know what it's going to be.

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 роки тому +5

      @@jarrethoglesbee4596 that's... A really dark way of putting that

    • @KiatnissNZ
      @KiatnissNZ Рік тому +1

      @@jarrethoglesbee4596 just gonna eat cheesecake for the rest of my life and keep a constant tier list running

  • @casshus_charisma7856
    @casshus_charisma7856 2 роки тому +2

    I came for the how it's actually made, I stayed for this.

  • @WasatchWind
    @WasatchWind 2 роки тому +191

    1:50 - Man the car that he used to commit vehicular manslaughter is going to be a bit hard to swallow.

  • @noahn8130
    @noahn8130 2 роки тому +289

    I actually DO want that coin for my collection… kinda sounds badass

  • @SnapshotOfASoul
    @SnapshotOfASoul Рік тому +13

    I love the dozens of different explanations for a last meal that all have new invented reasons. The reason, I think, is probably because if the execution doesn't go ahead you still can say you fed the person lmao

  • @raymond_dont_cry3451
    @raymond_dont_cry3451 2 роки тому +119

    "We couldnt get any o' your magic bullshit voodoo sand" killed me

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato 5 місяців тому

      I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

  • @SantaCruzJokerProductions
    @SantaCruzJokerProductions 2 роки тому +229

    When you're doing your milkshake bit, the person in the background who's making the milkshake must really love doing dishes because they could just take the ice cream and directly put it into the blender and not put it into another thing beforehand

  • @nicholayrichardson9668
    @nicholayrichardson9668 2 роки тому +130

    I like the idea of last meals. No matter how fucked up you are, no matter how severe your trail of spread misery and trauma, we'll allow you one last, small, simple indulgence. Because being good means seeing value in all things. Even in horrible things.

  • @volterkeg
    @volterkeg 2 роки тому +94

    I think the last supper was meant to sow regret in prisoners before they go. To help them experience what they missed out on and will continue to miss out on in death. Thats probably why some of them ask for nothing, something simple or prison food, so that they dont miss life before they get put to death.

  • @redbarron90
    @redbarron90 2 роки тому +356

    I would want my last meal to be a Clark bar. And since they don't exist anymore, that means that they would have to build the entire warehouse and machines, get the ingredients, make the bar and send it to the prison. THEN I would make that one singular bar last while I watch every How It's Actually Made.
    F I L L I N G M A C H I N E

    • @G0thBug
      @G0thBug 2 роки тому +38

      Sadly you can only ask for food from somewhere around the prison or from the canteen, meaning your request would be denied or you’d be given something similar.

    • @DONKFORTRESS6956
      @DONKFORTRESS6956 2 роки тому +2

      man I sure love a clark bar

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 2 роки тому +5

      ... My wife's candy store sells Clark bars. If that was a joke, I accept my whoosh.

  • @Lin-rh6qs
    @Lin-rh6qs Рік тому +8

    Huggbees: I don't want an upset stomach before my death.
    Also Huggbees: he also asked for antacids, because he was apparently concerned about acid reflux before his death.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 2 роки тому +795

    Last meal: Taco Bell.
    Crime: Putting spicy memes on public display.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 роки тому +3

      Last meal: 24 kart gold
      Crime:

    • @Ampheon181
      @Ampheon181 2 роки тому +3

      Eats spicy goodness like a boss

    • @raccoonofmotivation20
      @raccoonofmotivation20 2 роки тому +3

      That turns the chair into a gas chamber

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 роки тому

      @@raccoonofmotivation20 John Doe: excited be electricity, and gas some time in the 2000s
      "Who knows how long this room had been locked, the smell is so bad no one could go in, and whoever tried is now stuck in that room!"

    • @gestaltblitz8296
      @gestaltblitz8296 2 роки тому

      Sure the last meal isnt some eldar in the warp

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 роки тому +379

    > Couldn't care less what he's given if he's going to be executed, might as well eat human shit
    > Completely unwilling to watch the lord of the rings trilogy before getting executed
    Huggbees truly is a man of mysterious tastes

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato 5 місяців тому +1

      I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 5 місяців тому

      @@afellowpotato Oh, huh. Well, thanks I guess!
      That was indeed more than I thought.

  • @frankiefromky
    @frankiefromky Рік тому +20

    Fun Fact: Before an execution is carried out, the prisoner's butt hole is stuffed/plugged so when they die and release their bowels... there's no clean up!

    • @Bawgle
      @Bawgle Рік тому +1

      Huh. That makes sense, I never even thought about the spillage.

    • @zgredczwartyniesamowity363
      @zgredczwartyniesamowity363 Рік тому

      And at the end of life, all you get is a buttplug

  • @Raenafyn
    @Raenafyn 2 роки тому +61

    I feel like the choice to swap the dominos for tombstone was definitely a joke about the fact the prisoner was going to die, and I'm sad Huggbees missed it.

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 2 роки тому +459

    Honestly I would be happy with many things for my final meal
    Except for soup
    Not because I hate soup, mind you. It’s just that you’d have to live a very depressing life to wish for soup to be your final meal.

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote 2 роки тому +23

      Well if you have no teeth I guess it'd be fine

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 2 роки тому +58

      @@sleepyote I feel like if you didn’t have any teeth you’d be depressed anyway

    • @yourallygod8261
      @yourallygod8261 2 роки тому +7

      @@hilotakenaka milkshakes exist tho...

    • @retonman7492
      @retonman7492 2 роки тому +27

      No one ever thinks: hm today I want some soup.

    • @tohru-adachi-true-legit-real
      @tohru-adachi-true-legit-real 2 роки тому +1

      Fr

  • @ThePorygonBoi
    @ThePorygonBoi Рік тому +5

    My last meal would be:
    • Spicy chicken tenders with a honey mustard sauce on the side
    • Macaroni and cheese
    • Mashed potatoes with gravy
    • Two buttermilk biscuits
    • A glass of fruit punch
    • Walnut brownies with a glass of milk

  • @jacksonfunke8230
    @jacksonfunke8230 2 роки тому +116

    It still feels so weird to see a face talking with huggbees' voice

  • @BerzinskyMusic
    @BerzinskyMusic 2 роки тому +78

    "Staring at a woman for more than 2 minutes... without a license" that one snuck up on me right off the bat haha

  • @chhhalk
    @chhhalk Рік тому +19

    (by the way i will definitely update this when given and any mistakes pointed out will be fixed)
    0:00 intro
    2:42 intro done (timothy mcveigh)
    4:02 john wayne gacy
    4:44 ricky ray rector
    5:16 ronnie lee gardener
    6:28 victor harry fueger
    6:56 james edward smith
    7:57 lawrence russel brewer
    9:38 eileen wuoronos
    10:28 fritz harman
    10:51 margie velma barfield
    11:13 rodger casement
    11:30 mathias canizal
    11:39 mona fendi
    11:53 clarence ray allen
    13:12 o'delle barnes jr.
    13:25 charles brooks jr.
    13:52 alton coleman
    14:09 garry lee davis
    14:25 john deering
    14:39 robert alton harris
    15:43 walter bernard legrand
    16:19 clayton drell lockett
    17:15 marianne albert pruitt
    18:29 coy/coi wayne westbrook
    18:53 phillip ray workman

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 Рік тому

      Eileen's last name was "Wuornos."

    • @chhhalk
      @chhhalk Рік тому

      @@drpibisback7680 thank

    • @raniess
      @raniess 6 місяців тому

      late but its actually mona fendi not monafondae

    • @chhhalk
      @chhhalk 6 місяців тому

      @@raniess thanks dude

  • @raftal528
    @raftal528 2 роки тому +120

    "but his final meal was a cigar...." I DIED LMAOOOO

  • @dboot8886
    @dboot8886 2 роки тому +67

    "You've ruined lives, you are going to die, and you've been given a pretty outlandish request, and you still bitch about it. You were a man of conviction right to when it, really didn't matter." Yeah that's basically anyone who's in prison... sans the dying part.

  • @youinagacha8340
    @youinagacha8340 Рік тому +1

    The screen reflection in his sunglasses looks like eyes and they are so funny. I can't unsee it

  • @nefariosgliscor
    @nefariosgliscor 2 роки тому +706

    There was one that I really hoped to hear you talk about where the guy's last meal request was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He did it because he knew he had a severe peanut allergy and died from it before his execution. It was a big "fuck you" to the prison system for not looking at his medical charts and he essentially went out on his own terms.
    Also, are we not gonna talk about the dark irony of Tombstone pizza? Sure, it could have been a coincidence that it was the brand they had in the freezer, but they were about to send him with his own tombstone.
    *EDIT*
    Wow, Huggbees read my comment or similar ones that had both of my points covered! It was almost like he was telling me I'm full of shit and for some reason that's kinda flattering!

    • @stupidvideos1449
      @stupidvideos1449 2 роки тому +12

      That didn't happen

    • @nefariosgliscor
      @nefariosgliscor 2 роки тому +38

      @@stupidvideos1449 yeah, I also just saw the new video as it was unfolding. I'm ashamed and honored for having my thoughts acknowledged by him even if he didn't read my specific comment lol

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 Рік тому

      I know this is year ago and all but you got to have common sense. Why would they give a prisoner something they would be allergic to in first place. They would be highly aware of your symptoms of allergies and avoid giving you things that would kill you instead of the execution they would set up.
      They would be making sure of your allergies before preparing your last meal so they dont end up killing you unintentionally with food allergies

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 2 роки тому +167

    As someone who has low self esteem, that intro made me feel even better about myself.

    • @Igami_No_Io
      @Igami_No_Io 2 роки тому +5

      Second me on that

    • @anarkxi
      @anarkxi 2 роки тому +2

      @@nichole4684 that black guy with the lightning makes a very good point

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 8 місяців тому +3

    My last meal:
    Pepperoni and Ham Pizza
    Chicken Parmesan
    Rabo de Toro
    Paella Valenciana
    Chicken and Sausage Gumbo
    A5 Wagyu Steak, medium rare
    Chicken Enchiladas
    A Double Smashburger with Cheese
    Jamon Iberico
    Cookie Dough Ice Cream
    Dr. Pepper
    A book to read
    I’ll share the leftovers with the prison guards

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax 2 роки тому +73

    Glad I'm not the only one who finds the concept of a last meal fascinating as shit.

    • @TereziPyrope413
      @TereziPyrope413 2 роки тому +17

      i read somewhere that the last meal and final words are granted to the prisoner as a way of having the moral high ground. after all, if the state just kills the prisoner it would make the state just as cold and heartless a murderer as the murderer themself, but by dignifying the murderer with a last request they've basically done just enough to distinguish their murder from the murderers murder. if this is in fact true, that begs the question: what if a murderer kept their victim hostage and allowed their victim to choose a final meal?

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 2 роки тому +1

      @@TereziPyrope413 k

    • @TereziPyrope413
      @TereziPyrope413 2 роки тому +1

      @@MyHeadHz k

    • @fingernecklace4817
      @fingernecklace4817 2 роки тому +4

      @@TereziPyrope413 the state must maintain its monolopy on violence, sometimes through delicious food

  • @vampsjen87
    @vampsjen87 2 роки тому +43

    9:30 this is the equivalent to ruining lunch time for the whole school but the school was so pissed of that they stopped doing lunch

  • @paintedplasmics
    @paintedplasmics Рік тому +5

    this is my favorite video on the internet

  • @CturiX.IREALLY
    @CturiX.IREALLY 2 роки тому +139

    imagine being the cook to deal with all these homemade dishes, you'd be a culinary genius!

    • @themooseisloose111
      @themooseisloose111 2 роки тому +2

      There's actually a documentary about death row inmates that features a chef who makes some of them: ua-cam.com/video/Z13UwA9UzeY/v-deo.html

  • @azi-keil9574
    @azi-keil9574 2 роки тому +79

    I'm an avid Spaghettios with Meatballs enjoyer, and I was a bit surprised that someone would order the original version for their last meal. I think I can say after that reveal that the video thumbnail is technically clickbait.

  • @Terminated_Account
    @Terminated_Account 2 роки тому +20

    2:52 Better Call Saul!

  • @RedmarKerkhof
    @RedmarKerkhof 2 роки тому +450

    I can't believe you didn't even mention the guy who ate an entire bible for his last meal.

  • @someveryaveragedude3574
    @someveryaveragedude3574 2 роки тому +46

    15:09 they gave him tombstone pizza instead of domino's pizza
    That gaurd just did the greatest fucking "haha" of all time

  • @TinkersKustomPaintball
    @TinkersKustomPaintball Рік тому +13

    I just ate The Boss sandwich from subway so when it finally hits rock bottom and I run screaming to the shitter later I'm gonna name that greasemonkey Lawrence Russell Brower

  • @mushroomwings3236
    @mushroomwings3236 2 роки тому +15

    "what would you like for your last meal?"
    "I need two number 9's---"

    • @tiltingwindmill
      @tiltingwindmill 2 роки тому +1

      The only No. 9 I know of is the Pastrami Sandwich at Togos sandwiches. And frankly two sounds pretty freaking good.

  • @alexredding6318
    @alexredding6318 2 роки тому +94

    I find it easy to believe that a lot of these criminals ordered KFC before they bit the big one. By consuming KFC's fatty, greasy chicken, they can sweat off the guilt of not only eating that meal, but also the guilt of their crimes, both through perspiration and defecation.

  • @Aviink
    @Aviink 2 роки тому +2

    Few of 'em had a grain of salt amount of humanity left

  • @degobah144
    @degobah144 2 роки тому +21

    "I'm saving it for later"
    I'm dead, oh wait he is. 💀

  • @siryak
    @siryak 2 роки тому +50

    If I had been convicted of murder and was about to be exicuted, I would have a chocolate peanut butter pineapple smoothie, because I am deathly allergic to peanuts and pineapples, and I’d go out on my own terms.

    • @jahredharrison4069
      @jahredharrison4069 2 роки тому +10

      You may not know this, being allergic and all, but those two flavours go pretty horribly with eachother. You'd get some real funny looks from the guards.

    • @siryak
      @siryak 2 роки тому +7

      @@jahredharrison4069 When I was a youngin and I had not yet developed an allergy of pineapple, I made a smoothie of pineapple, thin mints (Girl Scout chocolate mint cookies) and cashews (which taste the same as peanuts I think) and I thought it tasted great! Although I also have always thought that chard tastes good, so maybe I'm just weird

  • @NativeJoel
    @NativeJoel 2 роки тому +9

    18:10 love that rant

  • @Omnishredder
    @Omnishredder 2 роки тому +90

    The guy who wanted his last meal to be an apology for his actions, the prison must've realized by refusing his request it would create a bigger knock on effect increasing the guys act of kindness, you wouldn't refuse a good deed unless you knew it would cause a wave of the good deed, guy probably had regrets and was trying to make peace

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Рік тому +6

      Doubtful. It would've just taken too much effort to actually deliver a pizza to a homeless person in Nashville.

    • @rayusremy
      @rayusremy Рік тому +1

      ​@coralcopperhead685 wanna know what's worse? The dude was most likely falsely convicted. Was sent in for shooting and killing a cop with a weapon he wouldn't have been able to have. It was most likely the cops coworkers who ended up killing him and framing the man

    • @milkyteadrops
      @milkyteadrops 10 місяців тому

      And from what it sounds like, he wasn't even guilty in the first place!

  • @HoV326
    @HoV326 2 роки тому +21

    With a meal like that, sounds like Lawrence Russell Brewer's trying to eat himself to death so they don't get the satisfaction

  • @roachdoggjr2883
    @roachdoggjr2883 Рік тому +1

    Really glad the video ended before any of these people died.

  • @amicloud_yt
    @amicloud_yt 2 роки тому +94

    You couldn't watch the whole trilogy in one sitting? You don't know what you're missing out on, Mr huggbee.

    • @Dinosaurisrex
      @Dinosaurisrex 2 роки тому +4

      He's missing out on sleep. That's what.

    • @ashb2483
      @ashb2483 2 роки тому +4

      @@Dinosaurisrex He can't even sleep in one sitting

    • @woodlandairsoft9846
      @woodlandairsoft9846 2 роки тому +1

      Im not watching no thy she tho for days

  • @Maykenzie
    @Maykenzie 2 роки тому +200

    I understand the whole principle of "Hey I'm going to die, might as well make the most of it" but most of these are so implausible and enormous that I'm not sure if the prisoners were trying to kill themselves via heart attack before their executions or if spraying liquid diarrhea all the way to the gas chamber was actually the plan all along.

    • @karnickel-s33d16
      @karnickel-s33d16 2 роки тому +36

      I think a lot of these are intended as one last "fuck you"

    • @null2010
      @null2010 2 роки тому +5

      I don't think they finish their meals most of the time, it's kinda just a massive fuck you to everything

    • @maucazalv903
      @maucazalv903 2 роки тому +2

      maybe they couldn´t decide what they wanted for last and instead ask for a lot of things to have a "menu" to choose from :v7

    • @Ktotokroto
      @Ktotokroto 2 роки тому +7

      I wouldn't be able to just choose one dish I want, so I would go with the stuff I enjoy the most and then just see how much I can stuff myself before the time comes.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 2 роки тому

      Nice pfp

  • @clearconfusion4115
    @clearconfusion4115 Рік тому +3

    Just casually not gonna mention the guy that requested an entire fucking BIBLE for his last meal?

  • @NonRandomUser
    @NonRandomUser 2 роки тому +24

    20:12 "That is a man of conviction."
    Brilliant.

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n 2 роки тому +33

    I would LOVE to hear last words. Some of them are so badass or funny. One of my favorites is Mary Blandy: a woman sentenced to hanging in 1752, whose last words were, & I quote, "For the sake of decency, gentleman, don't hang me high" She seems like she would be fun to be around if it weren't for the "killing her dad to be with a man he didn't approve of" thing

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 Рік тому +1

      Or the woman who ranted about how she'd return with Jesus on a mother ship to blow up the White House like in Independence Day.

  • @belltowersubductions5104
    @belltowersubductions5104 2 роки тому

    >Roger Casemont
    *Salutes, sheds a single Irish tear*

  • @BigSwagger1
    @BigSwagger1 2 роки тому +22

    I am currently writing this in a timeline where nobody has finished watching this entire video yet.

  • @charlesreischer2612
    @charlesreischer2612 2 роки тому +69

    6:20 as a kid my parents would drive down for around 12 hours to my grandparents every now and then, and the run time of the lord of the rings was perfect for watching during the ride

    • @ingtapoot
      @ingtapoot 2 роки тому +2

      That sounds amazing

    • @theslamjamfrincisco2820
      @theslamjamfrincisco2820 2 роки тому +3

      @@ingtapoot have you ever had to drive for 12 hours

    • @ingtapoot
      @ingtapoot 2 роки тому +2

      @@theslamjamfrincisco2820 I have a few times and it's boring as hell. LOTR would help the time pass so nicely 😂

  • @Gwestytears
    @Gwestytears 2 роки тому +1

    "What do you want for your last meal?"
    "A loaded gun and a severed head."

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander 2 роки тому +20

    5:10
    A really subtle way of saying “I’ll be back”