I Created a Police State in Cities Skylines 2

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2023
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    I Created a Police State in Cities Skylines 2
    Cities Skylines 2 gameplay today building my first city! We'll be working on lowering our city's insane crime rate by building a ton of police headquarter buildings, prisons, and a Central Intelligence building! All fear, no crime; EZ
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  • @ImKibitz
    @ImKibitz  8 місяців тому +55

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    • @GavinMaraviglia
      @GavinMaraviglia 8 місяців тому +1

      Hi

    • @SD_arSamst
      @SD_arSamst 8 місяців тому +3

      Pls fix ur citys problem

    • @a.l.brandt7063
      @a.l.brandt7063 8 місяців тому +1

      Old Profile pic was better...

    • @pneusur
      @pneusur 8 місяців тому +2

      @@a.l.brandt7063no it wasn’t, this one is more representative and clearly shows the madness

    • @SIGINTprivate
      @SIGINTprivate 8 місяців тому

      The Sims?

  • @Theaythen
    @Theaythen 8 місяців тому +690

    The way he said bureau killed me

    • @XAORESS
      @XAORESS 8 місяців тому +10

      Bruh

    • @Fluiding
      @Fluiding 8 місяців тому +41

      "brew"

    • @uhlexseeuh
      @uhlexseeuh 8 місяців тому +41

      What's all the hull-a-ba-loo at the central intelligence ba-roo?

    • @petesperandio
      @petesperandio 8 місяців тому +39

      Uncle Owen and Aunt Bureau

    • @ImmortalAbsol
      @ImmortalAbsol 8 місяців тому

      Oops

  • @Genesis8934
    @Genesis8934 8 місяців тому +267

    "Why do prisoners need so much space?! We already spent so much on crematoriums! There's no need for the waiting rooms to be this big!" -Kibitz, November 2023 😂

    • @Serathinite
      @Serathinite 7 місяців тому

      Cmon, they need even less

  • @fabianmichaelgockner5988
    @fabianmichaelgockner5988 8 місяців тому +117

    12:30 That is actually how the Stasi prisons in the East Germany were build and planned. For the sake of secrecy only State liked civs and the prison and Stasi personnell were allowed to live near around it so that the normal civilians wouldn't never know of it. THe most infamous is the Berlin-Schönhausen Ex-Stasi prison where the tour guides are actually ex-prisoners of it. It also housed for a short while the Stasi head chief during his prison sentence before it's decommissing.

  • @klassensj2
    @klassensj2 8 місяців тому +188

    You should curve the terrain around CIB, rather than leave it a weird peninsula. Let them enforce their will not only on the population but on the land as well!

    • @Darude453
      @Darude453 8 місяців тому +4

      That was exactly my thought :D

  • @05TE
    @05TE 8 місяців тому +43

    Highways going over the prisons? That is going to make for some action packed jail breaks.

    • @sal-the-man
      @sal-the-man 8 місяців тому

      Imagine if there was a way to simulate jail breaks

  • @RobBossOne
    @RobBossOne 8 місяців тому +22

    I had 2 stations and a prison with a 71% crime probability. Built one headquarters with a helipad attachment and crime dropped to 3% lol. The patrol mode on helicopters is really strong and pretty much clears crime anywhere it goes.

  • @thefrenchguard6999
    @thefrenchguard6999 8 місяців тому +49

    The police are even above the laws of physics in this city, crazy.

  • @unknown_gh0st242
    @unknown_gh0st242 8 місяців тому +6

    Dang I wonder how your able to run the game so good with such a high population,my game won’t stop crashing with over 100,000

  • @OszkarFulop
    @OszkarFulop 8 місяців тому +7

    The only way to stop crime is to put people in prison before they can be criminals

  • @kaninis
    @kaninis 8 місяців тому +6

    i can't get over the way he said bureau "booroo"

  • @yon_monster
    @yon_monster 8 місяців тому +8

    Honestly, I had hoped that Kibz would build a mid-city, jailhouse-mcmansion mash-up, with all of those add-on capabilities. However, i'm liking the evil lair vibes in the gorges.

  • @OmiGundam777
    @OmiGundam777 8 місяців тому +14

    Imagine he treats the prisoners so bad he gets sued and loses everything. It can’t happen, but imagine the KARMA.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 7 місяців тому +1

      like the bad ending in Prison Architect.

  • @boxb0mb323
    @boxb0mb323 8 місяців тому +10

    Love your videos, keep it up man!

  • @Cmill15255
    @Cmill15255 8 місяців тому +11

    You probably should put a lot of prisons inside the two mountains and deactivate the ones you are not using

  • @bluesapphire5009
    @bluesapphire5009 8 місяців тому +10

    It's a good day when kibitz uploads

  • @proletariennenaturiste
    @proletariennenaturiste 8 місяців тому +7

    That's actually pretty small compared to how big some prison complexes are.

  • @countbenjamin1442
    @countbenjamin1442 8 місяців тому +31

    Give it time for the cops to " enforce their will" and make sure everyone is happy that's not in jail

  • @dangurge1129
    @dangurge1129 8 місяців тому +1

    love this series dude, keep up the grind the videos are amazing!!

  • @Weppzy
    @Weppzy 2 місяці тому +1

    5:14 the fact that the helicopter crashed into a tower with an identical tower next to it 💀

  • @cdb3g
    @cdb3g 8 місяців тому +1

    Your energy is great man

  • @Oliver-qo5kr
    @Oliver-qo5kr 8 місяців тому +2

    "we already built so Meany crematoriums there's no need for the waiting rooms to be this big" KIBITZ YOU MADE ME SPIT MY DRINK

  • @meanchipguy2867
    @meanchipguy2867 8 місяців тому +2

    "We've already spent so much on crematoriums, why do the waiting rooms need to be this big?"
    Heck, that's a mighty fine point you make, Mr. Mayor. Shall we just go full Judge Dredd with this, and make all crime punishable by death? I think we shall!

  • @mayankgaming8438
    @mayankgaming8438 8 місяців тому +2

    Man, thats some crazy police state and you fixed it like it was nothing 😅😅

  • @MoonV29
    @MoonV29 8 місяців тому +2

    Kibitz, did u saw the new video by cityplanner? He made a custom map, and he made everywhere have the natural resources. Can’t wait to see you build the whole map into a mining region 😂😂😂

  • @alexandertucker6140
    @alexandertucker6140 8 місяців тому +1

    Thats the best Ad ive ever watched on YT.

  • @billcipher1212
    @billcipher1212 8 місяців тому +2

    14:02 i love that the road is automatically called pleasant lane

  • @Bogdone013
    @Bogdone013 8 місяців тому +1

    Greatest Cities Skylines 2 series

  • @LostKerbal-np4fl
    @LostKerbal-np4fl 8 місяців тому +4

    You should add the prison library so you can get more workers.

  • @AbuHagag1
    @AbuHagag1 8 місяців тому +10

    Some skyscrapers next to the bureau building would be perfect, around that circular road.

  • @SeabassSlippers
    @SeabassSlippers 8 місяців тому

    I love your series!

  • @typenullgaming5741
    @typenullgaming5741 7 місяців тому +1

    0:54 Kibz, I think your Canadian is showing XD

  • @andrew121410
    @andrew121410 8 місяців тому

    Happy thanksgiving 🍁 will be watching this when I get home lol

  • @Nourr101
    @Nourr101 8 місяців тому

    i was drinking tea when you talked about physics laws for helicopter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrgamers86
    @mrgamers86 8 місяців тому +1

    I can watch your video all day long 😂🎉❤

  • @armanada7600
    @armanada7600 8 місяців тому +2

    While the CIB building thenig was neat, I still want you to make a roundabout big enough to fit an automated parking building to the middle of the said roundabout

  • @chrismaxwell3405
    @chrismaxwell3405 8 місяців тому +2

    police HQ has Helicopters! :)

  • @zoonibutt9334
    @zoonibutt9334 8 місяців тому

    Your narration sounds like the narrator from second moon radio, makes the videos a whole lot funnier 🤣

  • @Verttix9
    @Verttix9 8 місяців тому +3

    having bad prisoner happiness might have some problems later

  • @woofy881
    @woofy881 7 місяців тому

    Anyone getting a feeling Kibitz is recreating hunger games? Different parts of the city meant to war specific jobs. Exploited for money and resources, heavily monitored by Law Enforcement?

  • @KingRat42
    @KingRat42 3 місяці тому

    ‘We’ve already spent so much on crematoriums, there’s no need for the waiting rooms to be this big’ 💀

  • @user-fw9fb1qb4c
    @user-fw9fb1qb4c 5 місяців тому

    Some resental zones near a prision.
    So smart. So so smart

  • @GoldenSongEntertainment
    @GoldenSongEntertainment 8 місяців тому

    Damn 500K subscribers!
    It feels like yesterday when you hit those 350K

  • @heyy_zoro
    @heyy_zoro 8 місяців тому +1

    @imkibitz can you put prison in middle of ocean where no road connection to get there only way is via boat

  • @Joosh13
    @Joosh13 8 місяців тому +2

    The intelligence bureau entrance made me think of the Men in Black headquarters!

  • @RantingFire
    @RantingFire 8 місяців тому

    Oyi, Happy Holidays my Guy!

  • @astronaut1337
    @astronaut1337 8 місяців тому +1

    This is the most unironically funny video

  • @fraggedlocust
    @fraggedlocust 8 місяців тому +1

    2:50 I think they're trying to draw you to the extra upgrades using the HQ. But since that would increase the upkeep anyway I'm not sure it'd be worth it.

  • @Major_Minecraft_Gaming
    @Major_Minecraft_Gaming 8 місяців тому +1

    “I’m in a nightmare realm” 😂

  • @MuhammadNurulIslam
    @MuhammadNurulIslam 7 місяців тому

    your city is so neat lol... I am using the same map.. mine looks so messy :D

  • @markosf09
    @markosf09 7 місяців тому +1

    Haha. Years ago, in some Sim City version, I built a city just like this.
    A miserable place, called Marienburg. It was massive dirty industrial, mucho $$$, the mayor's mansion was surrounded by police stations, and I skipped on fire 🔥 houses, schools, and medical.
    It caught fire, and the entire city burnt 😢 down. 😂

  • @SoransFussballblog
    @SoransFussballblog 8 місяців тому

    Best episode so far. 😎

  • @NNZaero4066
    @NNZaero4066 8 місяців тому +1

    OOOO! FUN!

  • @DavidHarrison-bv9jm
    @DavidHarrison-bv9jm 3 місяці тому

    POV kibs destroys important buildings for looks but when he sees a dog park relocate it

  • @albertotognoni4819
    @albertotognoni4819 8 місяців тому

    thanks for the entertaiment, imkibitz!

  • @propagandax4896
    @propagandax4896 8 місяців тому

    ah yes kibitz is back with the city. yahooooo

  • @kyles5513
    @kyles5513 8 місяців тому

    Right on brotherrr.

  • @RT-qd8yl
    @RT-qd8yl 7 місяців тому

    4:43 They do though. It would be exceedingly rare to see a non-military helicopter not using ADS-B. They can literally watch them on globe exchange in real time.

  • @Major_Minecraft_Gaming
    @Major_Minecraft_Gaming 8 місяців тому +1

    11:34 😂

  • @Gizmodus
    @Gizmodus 8 місяців тому

    Everyone needs a Central Intelligence Buh'roo.

  • @thomashsiai6250
    @thomashsiai6250 8 місяців тому +1

    ImKibitz turning his city into Singapore 🇸🇬 with a Siberian gulag.

  • @adambrame9706
    @adambrame9706 8 місяців тому

    Arh bro the gulag needs to be put on the inside of that mountains, feel like that would be so much better

  • @antoncabotta5364
    @antoncabotta5364 8 місяців тому

    He's tryna build a prison, for you and me to live in.
    Another prison system for you and me.

  • @viralarchitect
    @viralarchitect 8 місяців тому +4

    The way you scowled "WE GOTTA HAVE EVERYBODY LIVING IN FEAR!" at 17:13 was peak supervillain 😂😂

  • @apowers7969
    @apowers7969 8 місяців тому

    When there’s more criminals what does Kibitz think the most sensible thing to do is? Give faster Internet.

  • @josemarquez5818
    @josemarquez5818 8 місяців тому

    Kibitz you diabolical

  • @saran9466
    @saran9466 8 місяців тому

    i missed " welcome back to satisfactory " i am always sayin satisfactory love ur content keep doing

  • @darklordkuro7953
    @darklordkuro7953 8 місяців тому

    Should have teraformed an island in between main city and the coast. Purt prison on it then fill the rest with garbage

  • @Pablo-wc1xv
    @Pablo-wc1xv 8 місяців тому

    We need a hive city, just a little bit of course, but a extremely dense part of the city

  • @ickyarc3193
    @ickyarc3193 8 місяців тому

    I remember watching your Realistic Minecraft video, I loved it, When is your next video for Realistic Minecraft

  • @psudodrake
    @psudodrake 8 місяців тому

    Kibitz: "Build a Siberian Prison sort of place..." = Gulag

  • @honcllowy9209
    @honcllowy9209 8 місяців тому

    I think it would be cool if you create island and build prison on them like Alkatras

  • @TechBroke_
    @TechBroke_ 8 місяців тому

    Nice content

  • @M1ddymagician
    @M1ddymagician 8 місяців тому

    Let’s go new video

  • @peggyshell2214
    @peggyshell2214 8 місяців тому +1

    You should really make an airport.

  • @mmorris2830
    @mmorris2830 8 місяців тому

    300 crimes in a city of 150,000 would only be 1 person in 500 committing a crime. Imagine if NYC or Chicago had rates that low😂

  • @CityPlannerPlaysChair
    @CityPlannerPlaysChair 8 місяців тому

    BUREAU

  • @jalengoode3266
    @jalengoode3266 8 місяців тому

    Lmao that video title is CRAZY 😂

  • @Remsto77
    @Remsto77 8 місяців тому

    Central intelligence buru

  • @ruchitjain
    @ruchitjain 8 місяців тому

    Should have put that prison near the polluted water

  • @mehmetkacmaz2121
    @mehmetkacmaz2121 8 місяців тому

    Yeah brothers, safety is more important than freedom

  • @Paul-kd3ui
    @Paul-kd3ui 7 місяців тому

    Geert Wilder takes everything!!!

  • @CarboniteDreamer
    @CarboniteDreamer 8 місяців тому

    Leave it to Kibitz to set up a Gulag lol

  • @CaliRed1865
    @CaliRed1865 8 місяців тому

    I've never heard a more unique way of pronouncing bureau

  • @sync9072
    @sync9072 8 місяців тому

    Are you even going to clean that polluted water??? It's making my OCD go crazy 😭😭😭😭

  • @Young_Jedi902
    @Young_Jedi902 8 місяців тому +1

    The city is going great so far. If you lower the taxes a bit a lot more people will move in. let the high taxes complaint drop from -5 to -3. Also please fix the poo water.

    • @elestzat2247
      @elestzat2247 8 місяців тому

      The whole point is to be as profitable as possible, how could he possibly gain this much money without ludicrous taxes?

    • @Young_Jedi902
      @Young_Jedi902 8 місяців тому

      @@elestzat2247 because one could get more by dropping taxes to -3. More people would move in surpassing the ludicrous amount currently being generated. Same way a company would sell its product at a cheaper price and get more profit as compared to selling the same product at a higher price.

    • @elestzat2247
      @elestzat2247 8 місяців тому

      @@Young_Jedi902 Valid however profit requires exploitation :)

  • @tam504
    @tam504 8 місяців тому +2

    Next fix the sewage in the city and ocean. It’s destroying the beauty of your entire city. Please make it clean like you did with the criminals.

  • @markflorimbio5699
    @markflorimbio5699 8 місяців тому

    Man put the prison in the center of a residential area like it was Joe's Apartment

  • @CrackerJack-qk7jg
    @CrackerJack-qk7jg 8 місяців тому +1

    5:15 uhh, slight problem. Aircraft+2 towers

  • @syryozh6957
    @syryozh6957 8 місяців тому

    0:53 what's boo-roo💀😭

  • @Cgeta4
    @Cgeta4 8 місяців тому

    You've got a nice amount of crimes per month though

  • @ivbeau
    @ivbeau 7 місяців тому

    Ah yes, the Central Intelligence Peru

  • @_sussy.
    @_sussy. 8 місяців тому +4

    I like how the helicopter went through the two towers almost remind me something...

  • @db11xvo
    @db11xvo 8 місяців тому

    CIB building looks like Lumon, kind of

  • @proletariennenaturiste
    @proletariennenaturiste 8 місяців тому

    Normally prisons aren't in majorly populated areas, at least not high security ones.

  • @dthegamer19
    @dthegamer19 7 місяців тому

    He made this on my birthday 🎉

  • @yxnghunna
    @yxnghunna 8 місяців тому

    you should call a town Kibiton

  • @ned_dragon1
    @ned_dragon1 8 місяців тому

    You need to get batman lol

  • @derivious2012
    @derivious2012 8 місяців тому

    even in cities 1 helicopters would avoid buildings

  • @ueefzzeezel7522
    @ueefzzeezel7522 8 місяців тому +2

    Kibitz upgrade the CIB building PLEASEE