This was in the beta stages of the game back when everyone played with 10% sensitivity and 3 CPS, times have changed. I’d recommend watching GamerBoy80 if you want good strats for 2020 bedwars, he has a 24 FKDR for Solos, and over that for the other modes. He also has good commentary and a chill personality, unlike a lot of other bedwars UA-camrs.
@@DavenCraftmc You know that literally every worldly religion, as well as Atheism can recognize "Fly High" as a sign of respect and not be a jerk about it? It's weird, turns out not being a jerk is easier than going out of your way to be a jerk!
@@alliuumduo He’s referring to Kulatt’s comment: “Weapons are for casuals” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War I don’t think patatoo was trying to steal the joke, just parody it in a way he thought was better
@@Título_de_Eleitor you dont exactly get to choose who you lobby with 😂ive tried numerous times to play bedwars as a beginner and always get put into lobbies with sweaty pros and its frustrating :(( wish there was a leveling system sometimes
The ending of this video is so legendary: ShadowApples: I can't believe you just did that Techno: I can Techno: what part of that isn't like linear progression this was the most predictable outcome there could have been that last line always gets me.
"see this is a metaphor , all of these look like challenges in life that you just dont think you can do , but when you walk up there with nothing but your bare fist and start punching your problems from the base , they just don't respawn" just like those orphan's parents
got bully? beat them to death parents dont like you? beat them to death baby sibling is getting more attention? beat them to death solve all your problems just by constantly punching them to death
@@rex_e_cutioner2838 Eh, these bedwars videos are iconic because they show techno for his PvP skill, which he is more known for then his psychological prowess
Techno literally said that younger technoblade was more powerful than he currently is for the simple fact that he just would pop in and fight the entire lobby with just his fist
@@thunderchungus9971 yeah he explained it recently, minecraft used to be pvp based and if u'd be bas no one would watch you, now it aint like that so techno doesnt practice pvp that much now
Maybe he really lost some level in pvp also because of the mc community? It was much more pvp based before I think, and the average level of a player in pvp was kinda higher than today. On the other hand I think there's more high tier players today but the global level is lower than before, less try hard.
“Is so incredible” bruh you’re hardcore simping lmao Play the game for more than 20 seconds and have 2 brain cells and any player can do that in their sleep
i mean the joke is pretty funny, but i doubt it would be possible to make a big ass 3d sword to look like his hand also *u can see the item selected in the hotbar so bruh moment*
"whites the best color" One of my Nigerian friends once said "Finally, I have the most powerful color of all." Then he held up a piece of printer paper.
@@arashparthian_112 I don't know what kind of printer paper you use, but all the ones that I've ever seen are solid white. I have another friend that giving crayons would be fun though, since he plans on joining the marine corpsafter HS
This is the first video of his I watched. Seeing his raw skill in everything he touched is partially what inspired me to start playing competitively in Minecraft, and other games. I was 13 when I first found his channel, and now I'm a high school graduate. It's crazy to think that I literally grew up with him, but I'm glad I did. Rest easy, Techno.
I’m 13 now and going into high school saw the video 6 minutes after it was posted the sad thing was that it was uploaded on my last day in middle school it’s sad to know that we won’t see anymore uploads from him
@@j.epstein7723 I believe you are missing out on the thing that makes this comment funny and something to laugh about. I think this thing you are missing is known by most people as a joke. You see, a joke by definition is something funny that is told by humans. You young sir are unaware of this fact. So please proceed to take the shame of me asserting my dominance as you think the concept of a joke is difficult
@@FruitJuice1009 no, you missed sarcasm. Technoblade called bedwars a "difficult game", and then proceeded to win a game using only his fists. You took this title seriously and basically just explained the joke. You're stupid for missing the obvious joke.
@@j.epstein7723 I never missed the sarcasm. I was making sarcasm out of sarcasm. The sarcasm was always there. The joke was always there. Right under your nose.
"Once you just walk up there, with nothing but your bare fists and start punching your problems in the face, they just don't respond." -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
No one in their right mind would buy dia armor and an iron sword (the iron sword one is only allowed when ur bed is broken in my books kekw) and dia armor is just wrong
@@Emptyaura I know, but he's good enough that even if you were using hacks, it wouldn't matter. Plus he said that he was using "hacks" as a joke, I'm not saying anything bad to him, Jeezus
Imagine the following scenario: You are playing Bedwars,but then a pig thats dressed as a king that walk in two legs obliterates you with his bare fists.
Random Person : What weapon do you use? TapL : Obsidian Trap Skeppy : Trolling Jack : /ban hypixel : Bow Zyph : Sword Technoblade : weapon? O have never heard of sonething like this.
"This is a metaphor. You see, all these look like challenges in life that we just don't think we can do, but once you just walk up there with nothing but your bare fists and start punching your problems in the face, they just don't respawn!" - Technoblade No, seriously, this is one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard, and it comes from a guy who plays Minecraft for a living lol Stay strong Techno! Technoblade never dies!
“Look where your materialism has got you- oh god he has a diamond sword” “But I have friendship!” “What do you have? What do you have?” Ah yes my favorite rap song
me: loses every game of bedwars
Techno: solos a duos lobby with his fists
This was in the beta stages of the game back when everyone played with 10% sensitivity and 3 CPS, times have changed. I’d recommend watching GamerBoy80 if you want good strats for 2020 bedwars, he has a 24 FKDR for Solos, and over that for the other modes. He also has good commentary and a chill personality, unlike a lot of other bedwars UA-camrs.
@@Natecarte Even so, technoblade can still do this. In his 18k win streak with defone he does this
@@risecaptain3976 chill out bruh
@@joek8237 1.8k*
No he wins over 1000 win streak
“Weapons are for casuals”
-Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_
Jonah Techno Tzu
"Weapons are for casuals"
Technoblade, The Art Of Fist
yep
@@Dot1com-g5p l
I’ve outsmarted you’re outsmarting
What I came for:
Technoblade actually struggling in bedwars
What I ended up seeing:
Technoblade winning bedwars only with his fists
Cool
*technoblade fisting people*
@@vauugnn technoblade fisting Trish like diavolo
@@core8498 Wtf
@@normalperson218 yes
6:44
"Its My dad"
Its the BEST Dad
Techno dad, the definitive best dad
😢😢
@@vinaydhruw7189 😭
“Look at them slowly bridging over”
English teachers: I think it’s a metaphor for death
I think it deeply reflects the ontological statement of the play as a whole.
rEaD BoOkz
when i read dat he said dat /_(:))_/
1000th like I know no one cares
* *death*
“YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME? OH GOD THEY BEAT ME”
Technoblade, 2017
That was my older brother lol
@@Kaleb-Tom Damn your brother got some skills
"2017" that hit so hard
The moment Technoblade become religious
5:39
Didn't know One Punch Man had a season 3.
LMAO
Actually now that i think about it his attitude towards bedwars is the same as saitamas towards life
that is soo accurate
True
LMAOAOAOOOO NICE
The man who made minecraft fun to watch. Fly high (out of respect) Techno
@@DavenCraftmc You know that literally every worldly religion, as well as Atheism can recognize "Fly High" as a sign of respect and not be a jerk about it? It's weird, turns out not being a jerk is easier than going out of your way to be a jerk!
@@DavenCraftmcand what does him being an atheist change
wdym fly high?
@@turtlekira5000 what was wrong with you saying fly high?
@@elitedog4365 just look at the felix guy’s comment because I’m genuinely confused
"I think it deeply reflects the ontological statement of the play as a whole."
*PHILOSOPHY*
xMoaxZ why would he need subtitles?? You can easily hear him say it
@@dan5659 You just have bad ears it is very clear what he says.
@@dan5659 true but it’s still clear
xMoaxZ
Wat?
My subtitles said, “well sissy”
Casual with full diamond armor and sword: *exists*
TechnoBlade: I am inevitable
Admin: And I, am banning you.
And I have Iron armor
And I... I am.... a bhoper.
And i.... will boot you offline with my sharpness 4 booter
I'm your 900th like!
“Weapons are for casuals”
- Technoblade, The Art Of Bedwars
Copycat from the top comment😏😏
@@yes8958 “Boom, sit down”?
@@alliuumduo He’s referring to Kulatt’s comment:
“Weapons are for casuals”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I don’t think patatoo was trying to steal the joke, just parody it in a way he thought was better
Stolen but sorta different
Bruh I read this as he said it lol
Can we just appreciate the pure skill of Techno to beat bedwars without a weapon
He are die
Idk why the noob/weak players are choose to fight with the most pro ppl 💀
@@Título_de_Eleitor you dont exactly get to choose who you lobby with 😂ive tried numerous times to play bedwars as a beginner and always get put into lobbies with sweaty pros and its frustrating :(( wish there was a leveling system sometimes
"are" 😭😭😭@@Shuck34
Definitely you have to be really good at the game to actually enjoy it When did bedwars became such a frustrating game@@future1894
They call him techNOBLADE for a reason
Ghost Lando nice
it's just his computer, not his blade
TECH
NO
BLADE
Woaaah tech with no blade
Wtf
So they call u technofunny?
My favorite quote from tecnoblade is
*”officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense. You gotta believe me.”*
Hahahaha ...
My favorite one is "now i have two ender pearls"when the subtitles say"now i have two hundred girls"
No no no, not just any child, an *orphan*
@@j3nnyb3anz40 and then he adopted the kid, for VIEWSSSSSSSS
mate ur a bit late aren't u 3 years later
"Boom, sit down." - Technoblade 2017
Lol
Haha
No its sun tzu
Kendrick Lamar
@@z0rxyW bruhhhhhh I'm dead
The ending of this video is so legendary:
ShadowApples: I can't believe you just did that
Techno: I can
Techno: what part of that isn't like linear
progression this was the most
predictable outcome there could have
been
that last line always gets me.
"Wait he's texting me"
"Wow,Mr popular"
"Its my dad."
-*Story of my life*
No offense sir, but I'm pretty sure it's "Wow Mr. Popular"
There’s a joke here about not having a dad, but I can’t think of it
@@wintersibrun768 why are you talking like a professor in the 1800s
@@nexus8407 Uh, duh. I'm a time traveler with attitude.
@@wintersibrun768 woah do I finally lose weight?
Plot twist: techno was actually using his hot elbows
lol
this is the best comment here
It was a great flex
you mess with the Techno, you get the elbow sizzle
was gonna like but it has 666 so imma just leave it
Technoblade: "All my life I knew I was an anime protagonist"
Also Technoblade: calls out artists who draw him as an anime protagonist
Less than a week my friend, Unus Anuus
"If you ever feel you need a weapon, just use your sharpness II fist"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Then is he breakimg the 4th wall?
Momento Mori, it has ended but the memories remain. Hold them dear to your heart or you will regret it
Which artist who drew him? I wanna see🥺
The man who made all of us believe and watch him play minecraft Rest In Peace King
"They came for me with their best weapons, swords, bows, and armor. I won with only my bare hands."
ONE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
john wick
he won with bare hands and he isn't even a bear
they called me a mad man
The Doomslayer is happy
"If you ever feel you need a weapon, just use your sharpness II fist"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"white, the best colour!"
*Racists have joined the chat*
"see this is a metaphor , all of these look like challenges in life that you just dont think you can do , but when you walk up there with nothing but your bare fist and start punching your problems from the base , they just don't respawn"
just like those orphan's parents
Underrated, where are the likes, this made my day
"Just like those orphans parents" literally wheezed
johnjacob he beats orphans not their parents
got bully? beat them to death
parents dont like you? beat them to death
baby sibling is getting more attention? beat them to death
solve all your problems just by constantly punching them to death
*punshes the taxcollectors*
This might be the most iconic technoblade video imo. this or the mission: impossible bedwars one
yea you better call it the iconic "video" cuz nth else comes close to potato war series aka the best trilogy
@@rex_e_cutioner2838 Eh, these bedwars videos are iconic because they show techno for his PvP skill, which he is more known for then his psychological prowess
The thumbnail has minecraft painting potential
Yes
Yes
Yes?
Yes
Yes
Techno: "I'm gonna have to actually try"
Other teams: *Intensely sweating irl*
"Heh heh heh, *THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!* "
@PANG JIAN SHENG dude he uses a steering wheel
(Goes x-games mode)
“ *IT WOULDNT BE A BOSS BATTLE IF I DIDNT HAVE STAGES!!!* “
nah both irl and in game
"Beating up casuals with your hands is how you become a man"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"People kept putting my name under random quotes and I don't like it"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"*insert quote here*"
-sun tzu: The art of war
2:07 ‘I have determination’
*This phrase fills you with DETERMINATION*
yyyoooOOOO undertale reference!!!
“Who keeps texting me??”
“Oh, Mr. Popular..”
“It’s my Dad.”
“...”
@NightPvP ...
@@joshcarson18 ...
@@babybumble3751 ...
As..
@@cole_grins6502 ...
You know he’s good when he takes out an entire lobby with his hands cause he was bored
Hey do u know Mystic Winter
@@rekhadevan6652 I don’t
Hi
@@r3ktsoldier8 hi
I should do that lol
"Oh god he keeps texting me"
"Wow, mr popular"
"It's my dad"
lol yess
I was gonna do this but I’m a bit late
A few years later
Why Y'all replying now?
@@kazdham Ikr. Looks like the algorithm's on drugs again lol.
the only minecraft youtuber i could watch hours on end without getting bored. rest eazy techno
The only Minecraft UA-camr I could watch
Me too
😢😢fly high tecno
does he have insomnia why wouldnt he sleep easily?
@@elgronian3432uhhh they basically mean rest in peace cause he died 😢rest in peace tenchno
@@Summer_girlyxx HES DEAD???
Techno literally said that younger technoblade was more powerful than he currently is for the simple fact that he just would pop in and fight the entire lobby with just his fist
Techno '17 was pvp based while techno' 21 is just chill
@@thunderchungus9971 yeah he explained it recently, minecraft used to be pvp based and if u'd be bas no one would watch you, now it aint like that so techno doesnt practice pvp that much now
Maybe he really lost some level in pvp also because of the mc community? It was much more pvp based before I think, and the average level of a player in pvp was kinda higher than today. On the other hand I think there's more high tier players today but the global level is lower than before, less try hard.
He's too op, the fact that he can throw iron Golem with His bare hand to the void is so incredible
Its easy to fist a golem lol they have less reach than players
fists do more knockback than axes and swords
@@ksyuhn iron golems have knockback resistance
i can also do that lel not that hard even with the resistance
“Is so incredible” bruh you’re hardcore simping lmao
Play the game for more than 20 seconds and have 2 brain cells and any player can do that in their sleep
“Sharpness 1 fist”
I’m scared to find out if there’s a sharpness 5 fist
What about knockback?
Oh no
my dad has that enchantment
it only activates when he bullies me
i'm kidding of course
I bet Kit Fisto have one
and a knockback X fist
technoblade : bedwars is a difficult game
also technoblade: **gets 1000 winstreak in bedwars**
Technoblade: *punches enemy*
Enemy: *gets launched 10km away from the map*
Me: *punches enemy*
Enemy: *doesn't even move an inch*
Crits?
Belzemus w tap
i think its crits
SAMEEE
Knockback is for casuals
"oh we're doing pretty good"
"it's just us vs this 1 other guy with 1 no bed. Some dude called Technoblade"
"ah. next match?
yes.
Hmmm lemme think *searches techno and sees his stats* 😨 “YEP NEW GAME”
“Dunno man, it’s just him, maybe we can beat him.”
@@时光-e7s don’t u fricking dare
@@时光-e7s famous last words
Plot Twist: His hand was actually his sword but there's a texture pack.
What do you mean?
That's a lot of knockback for a wooden sword. Might be a knockback stick.
@@nancyabsalon9436 this is a joke lol
i mean the joke is pretty funny, but i doubt it would be possible to make a big ass 3d sword to look like his hand also *u can see the item selected in the hotbar so bruh moment*
@@LlfeMinecraft you can edit the sword so it doesn’t show anything in the hotbar, also the name I think.
The fact that he didn’t upgrade his armor too. He’s unstoppable.
"whites the best color"
One of my Nigerian friends once said "Finally, I have the most powerful color of all." Then he held up a piece of printer paper.
So you gave him a box of crayons?
@@arashparthian_112 I don't know what kind of printer paper you use, but all the ones that I've ever seen are solid white. I have another friend that giving crayons would be fun though, since he plans on joining the marine corpsafter HS
Volatile 100 I said give him a box of crayons so he can colour on it lmao
Well historically he ain’t wrong...
Power move biggest ironic joke of them all
Techno: Bedwars is hard
Also Techno: *Takes an entire lobby with his fists*
You: watching this video 3 year later
Me: watching this video 3 yeats later too ._.
@@LouiqOG HOLD UP THIS IS 3 YEARS OLD
I’m not going to lie, I think that’s the joke he was making
@@Rune_Wave_ WAIT ITS 3 YEARS OLD? AHHH
@@Rune_Wave_ ITS 3 *YEATS* OLD
Dream: I will outsmart my enemies to get the upper hand
Techno: *za hando*
oi josuke I used za hando to erase the enemies beds aint that wacky!
@@thediamondminecrafters4059 picked 0u 8o o7 p9 0p yt
@@davidbutler8927 what?
@@thediamondminecrafters4059 07 o7 i7 i6 o6 o5j3 Bush's see?mii so niwi wew
@@thediamondminecrafters4059 pipo poi
Me: protects bed causually. Technoblade: kills me with like only a fist
Dream: Axes are better then swords
Other people: swords are better then axes
Techno: Fists are better then swords and axes
nE s....sen türksün
Fax
Lol yep
Techno with a sword: literally unstoppable
Combined
Techno's Stats:
Strength: Max
Speed: Max
Intelligence: Max
Knockback: Over 9000
Knockback Resistance: Doesn't exist
Skill: Max
Specialty: Hot elbows
You forgot click speed
40,00000000000 cps
Decayed Guardian
“Knockback Resistance”
Did i just see an over 9000 joke in 2020
Yes yes u did
Fun fact: out of swords axes and fists, the fist has the better knockback.
Everone knows it fun fact guy
Shove
Well if they dodge it’s even more knock back technically
I guess the whole video is showing exactly that
@Dream Fan have you heard of the legendary kbII fist?
1:18
"I wouldn't praise it that way but when you think about it... *winky face*"
I like frogs
He doesn't he has a pickaxe
@@Abhinav-zk1vk r/whoosh
Stolen
@@deboraiacoviello7321 he gets the joke, he just corrected it lol
@@Arcane_Undertale Casual bridger cares
Technoblade: I have friendship!
Technoblade with tommy: I don’t believe in friendship
character development
passive : dark determination
Technoblade: (takes no knockback)
Nerds: (literally takes 7 blocks of knockback)
Edit: so this is why I have 10 subs on an account I don't use
7? 134, at least.
Knockback is for casuals
Hax probably
@@Noah-fx4cm no
Equivalent Exchange
It's been 2 years since he died but it always stays in my heart ❤
You can literally hear his mouse clicking when he is PVPing
That’s how fast his typing skills are
his typing skills?
@Eldin Hoelker Yeah.. maybe *your* typing skills are too fast. Maybe you should slow down a bit to make actual sense
@Eldin Hoelker you have no right to talk about typing skills rn
Didnt know you can type with your mouse 😂😂
@Eldin Hoelker i think my brain committed suicide while reading your comment
"bedwars is a hard game."
hypixel: puts money on the line.
techno: 1k win streak.
ez
This is the first video of his I watched. Seeing his raw skill in everything he touched is partially what inspired me to start playing competitively in Minecraft, and other games. I was 13 when I first found his channel, and now I'm a high school graduate. It's crazy to think that I literally grew up with him, but I'm glad I did. Rest easy, Techno.
This was the first video I watched too
I’m 13 now and going into high school saw the video 6 minutes after it was posted the sad thing was that it was uploaded on my last day in middle school it’s sad to know that we won’t see anymore uploads from him
(
rest in peace techno :(
Me too
That single handedly pun was almost relavent. Seriously tho I miss you :(
You know it’s getting real when he actually gets a sword
Theres something wrong with my hand
@@Creym464 is there still something wrong with your hand after 2 months??
There still something wrong with 3 months later
@@Creym464 there's still something wrong after 3 and a half months
then he just pushes that last people off a cliff
title : "bedwars is a difficult game"
Techno : *Proceeds to assert dominance*
Lmao facts
It was a joke title
@@j.epstein7723 I believe you are missing out on the thing that makes this comment funny and something to laugh about. I think this thing you are missing is known by most people as a joke. You see, a joke by definition is something funny that is told by humans. You young sir are unaware of this fact. So please proceed to take the shame of me asserting my dominance as you think the concept of a joke is difficult
@@FruitJuice1009 no, you missed sarcasm. Technoblade called bedwars a "difficult game", and then proceeded to win a game using only his fists. You took this title seriously and basically just explained the joke. You're stupid for missing the obvious joke.
@@j.epstein7723 I never missed the sarcasm. I was making sarcasm out of sarcasm. The sarcasm was always there. The joke was always there. Right under your nose.
What I learned from this video:
-DO bring a fist to a knive fight
How would you not
Original
Osiris Rewoke bruh wooosh
Corbin Danger I get it, because you can’t be holding a knife without your hands.
Osiris Rewoke and the saying is don’t bring a knife to a gun fight
i got this on my fyp. rip techno, we will miss u ;(
"Once you just walk up there, with nothing but your bare fists and start punching your problems in the face, they just don't respond."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
That's beautiful
wait... you have bear fists?
He said they dont respawn not respond
TANJIRO BOOOOM BOOM
I just hear him clicking
6:51
Technoblade: "Now i have two enderpearls"
Subtitles: "No, you haven't. You have two hundred girls"
Oh my!
@Consequence oh-
This comment section is getting weirder and weirder
@Consequence Two hundred? They are probably small if they can fit there
@Choccy Milk My comment was also a joke
me: strugling to get a win with diamond armor and diamond sword
technoblade: winning easily with his fists
and leather armour, maybe iron xD
Diamond fists
‘The one guy who was suffering from success’
-Technoblade 👑
Rest easy King 👑
Me: Mom can we get one punch man?
Mom: we have one punch man at home
One punch man at home:
So funny man
I think i like this one more tho
in my opinion this one is better
Moms is better
Gourmet One Punch Man*
“Bedwars is a difficult game” *proceeds to absolutely demolish everyone*
Guess he was ✩sarcastic☆
WITH HIS BARE HANDS
He was sarcastic with his bare hands.
@Safari bedwars is an art of
Bedwars is an art of art.
Other teams: full armor, weapons
Techno: *fist and the power of friendship*
I have the power of friendship and anime on my side!
lol
"Weapons are for Causal's" -Technoblade
Plot twist: He had a knockback 10 fist.
How are you first in comments
Its called a combo
@@freezzzyyy_4374 h
No he has a sharpness 1 fist
Yes
I'm counting your successes as my own
casual
o boy shadowappLes is this low in the comment section technoblade doesnt even care for his friends wow
oh wait he has no friends
Lucipo lol u say that but u liked this video
ShadowApples nice
That's cuz ur a casual
Technoblade: "Now we have two ender pearls"
The captions: *"Now we have two hundred girls"*
Essentially the same thing, enderpearls are girl magnets
@@spencer4679 WhHaaAtTT
@@epicdud5905 girls like pearls obviously
-_- sorry im a girl but im not into accessories ty
LMAO like bruh
8:53
“Yeah he’s staring right at you with a bow”
“Ooh he has a-“
“…”
*“all ping”*
uhc brain
Normal people: Lets get fireballs, diamond armor, and iron swords.
Techno: *I WISH TO PUNCH*
One punnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnch
no wonder minecraft will never get e-sports bruh
No one in their right mind would buy dia armor and an iron sword (the iron sword one is only allowed when ur bed is broken in my books kekw) and dia armor is just wrong
@@sodaxgd what?
@@PixelRyzl that if you have a bed, u have to be dumb to get dia armor lmao
i like how he says "casuals" not noobs
Addicted R7 noob means newbie. Meaning a new player. Casuals are normies.
@@randynguyen997 r/whooosh
@@chasegalloway9919 you cant even spell woooosh and that isnt even a woooosh smh
@@omerkaplan9522 u can spell it either way and he didn’t get the joke making it a whoooosh
@@omerkaplan9522 3 o’s not 4
"gEt BeNt"
-Technoblade
no, thats not technos quote, no stealin
no, thats not technos quote, no stealin
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Rip he will be remembered
"All my life i knew i was an anime protagonist"
Ranboo: Hello there
lmao
stfu
@@whatthefuckiswrongwithyou he can comment whatever he wants xD
@@whatthefuckiswrongwithyou no u
he is saitama
The man who got me into bedwars. Rest in peace.
He got me into Bedwars too!
Rest In Peace techno blade.
@DON'T Not going to nub
He was a god
@@ryanwalter5824 is* and always will be
just like how ranboo has silk touch, Technoblade has knockback
2:23
If he was still alive his power on the Dream SMP would probably still be the fact that TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
technoblade never dies. we miss u man
*im here with my lack of armor and sharpness 1 fists* -Technoblade, an anime protagonist
E10taku *techno is the protagonist of Minecraft*
All i can imagine with this is. "Im gonna killed you with the power friendship. And this gun i found."
You know it’s serious when techno pulls out his sword
Funny number
Nah when he pulls out his fists
@@speefkeef573 that makes no sense to me
@@bladeig716 nerd wars mission impossible
Oh god its serous
Rest in peace Techno we all miss you
No
"Money doesn't matter," -Rich people
"Looks don't matter," -attractive people
"Your skills/hacks don't matter" -Technoblade
No he isn't hacking don't say bad to him he is dead nie
@@Emptyaura I know, but he's good enough that even if you were using hacks, it wouldn't matter. Plus he said that he was using "hacks" as a joke, I'm not saying anything bad to him, Jeezus
@@Thatechoissoannoyingits just a kid who didnt get the joke dw
@@Emptyaurar/woooosh
Random Bedwars player: *Fly hacking*
Me: OH GOD WE ARE DONE FOR GG
Techno: oh no, he's sentient *Proceeds to stab the child*
If you ever feel useless, just remember.
Technoblade has swords in his inventory
Not really XD (yea I am here as well)
@@Cr0c. holy sh
But never use it yeah doesnt help :(((
thats the dang challenge
he can't use swords
@@lightblue5538 you can’t take swords out of your inventory in bedwars, the sword is still in his inventory. That’s what the joke was
Imagine the following scenario:
You are playing Bedwars,but then a pig thats dressed as a king that walk in two legs obliterates you with his bare fists.
lol
Oof
*fists you*
You gave me nightmares
This gave me goosebumps
The thumbnail is Techno looking down at us from heaven 🙏
When your so good at the game that u use the scoreboard as a checklist
lol
LOL
You’re*
@@xViiRuS Don't
@@IbanezChicken had to be said
Techno: we have two enderpearls
AutoCaption: we have two hundred girls
HAX
When I saw this I was like “Oh my god, Technoblade you savage”
meet hot grills
6:53
Both are true =)
“Get bent” -Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Todoroki
🫖
Flashfire fist
Random Person : What weapon do you use?
TapL : Obsidian Trap
Skeppy : Trolling
Jack : /ban
hypixel : Bow
Zyph : Sword
Technoblade : weapon? O have never heard of sonething like this.
He FISTS
@@gooseman4177 someone doesn't know memes
@@wendyzanda Do I care?
@@gooseman4177 you do care if you respond to my comment
*no
Hang on he owned several opponents whilst unarmed. I would hate to face off against him when he has a sword
anyone would
Just use tnt
@@captainobvious.29yearsago70 Ah, really captain ob... Ohhh, I see what you did there!
@@danielschneider9358 this is, like, a comment or something
@@captainobvious.29yearsago70 Oh come on! Getting me once - fine! Twice?
"This is a metaphor. You see, all these look like challenges in life that we just don't think we can do, but once you just walk up there with nothing but your bare fists and start punching your problems in the face, they just don't respawn!"
- Technoblade
No, seriously, this is one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard, and it comes from a guy who plays Minecraft for a living lol
Stay strong Techno!
Technoblade never dies!
Punch your problems in the face
I'mma punch a lot of things
Funny thing is I posed this quote like 11 months ago and nobody liked it, Take my like :)
@@YTConceptionXOh, haha. Sorry, I haven't seen it earlier ^^;
@@yuukitheclopsy Lol its no problem
Under rated
I will miss you so much techno. I will never forget you or your legacy. Every day I pray to you. Godbless you in heaven ol' buddy.
Sun tzus grand children: how did you win the war
sun tzu: “i punched him until he dissconnected” - sun tzu the art of war
“Look where your materialism has got you- oh god he has a diamond sword”
“But I have friendship!”
“What do you have? What do you have?”
Ah yes my favorite rap song
When you hear “Weapons are for casuals” in bedwars, you know you’re screwed.
A man does not die when his heart stops beating a man dies when he is forgotten- Sun Tzu The art of war
“My bridge is so much cooler than yours! Get bent”
“Think you can stop me? You think you’re anything? GET BENT”
I think he was saying benched! :D
*g e t b e n t*
B E N T
Get Bent then get fisted off the world
@@FelixtheBard PGAGAGAGSH