im just imagining lixian receiving like 5 hours of footage with the file name “powerwash simulator” and just mumbling to himself “this is it, he’s finally gone off the deep end”
0:34 one of my favorite things ever is when people do that lil laugh or yell whenever they’re just super happy like just seeing mark gush over being on mars gave me such a huge smile
"Honey, lets never hire this power washer ever again." "But why? He did a great job. The garden looks beautiful." "Yeah but I have been watching him work and he enjoyed washing it more than any sane human being should! It was terrifying!"
Imagine if the rover wasn't waterproof you spend years making a robot and sending it to a different planet, it survives the dangerous trip, and then just some random guy shows up out of nowhere with a hose and breaks it
Instead of trying to find minuscule pieces of dirt in the middle of the floor or on the corner of the wall, you should press the TAB button (it will show you where all the dirt is). You should also try pressing the R button because it will turn the power washer vertical instead of the normal horizontal.
@@toyjam2 Pee contains ammonia which is also found on cleaning agents, and that discovery led to pee detergents in 1800s before good ol' Mr Clean was born
Kind of yes, But Chemical Wash (legit), rather than pressure Ever heard of the old thing of pissing on open wounds (and how that was like a good thing to do?) ... Clean! (ish)
"It really does it a good jobly." (3:33ish) This is the most profound quote I will ever hear in my entire life. Thank you, Mark, for this nugget of infinite wisdom.
The time lapse of me cleaning that backyard was so funny because you just see this giant pause of me squatting under that patio table trying to figure out where the hell the dirt I’m missing is, and it just looks like my character is having some kind of existential crisis
"Get ready for like a 10 part series" "I'm probably going to have to clean a haunted house at one point" I've only gotten to the middle of this video, but he seems to be predicting a lot.
@@ScientistCat it's funny because Mark is normally not completionist about most stuff. He plays it. Enjoys it. And moves on. But a few games he's gotten very passionate and completionist about. I think it was just a off the cuff remark but I found it funny to remark on is all lol.
I love how Mark just keeps talking about the logistics and specs like he’s an actual power washer talking about the craft. Like with the different nozzles and fluids he feels very in his elements.
My dad not really being around often growing up, having an adult man like Mark that I felt I could look up to as a kid really filled a hole in my heart. Watching Mark easily cheers me up, even now that I’m older, when I’m having a hard time. I watch these videos when I’m having trouble falling asleep because hearing his voice puts me at ease now. And I know he’ll never know me, I’ll never know him, and he’ll never know just how much he’s done for me, but thank you Mark. ❤️
I love how Mark says he's never been meticulous about anything. and I JUST CAME OFF my rewatch of Raft where he spent entire episodes dedicated to the organization of everything lol.
mark hates tutorials so he doesnt know you can do that yet lol, he will randomly stumble across that button and the one that rotates the head between vertical and horizontal
"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." Go ahead. I am sure none of us would mind it. You do you Markiplier. Whatever makes you happy, go ahead. I will be waiting for Part two. Enjoy.
2:17 "if there was a program for volunteers to go into space, with like 100% chance of dying, from death by space. I would be first in line if they needed free volunteers, or stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast"
1: I would love a ten part series of this. 2: You are missing a button that highlights the dirt. 3: You are missing a button that rotates the nozzles so the wide ones can go horizontal or vertical. 4: The hatch on mars is not the rover itself. Look around the area.
Man, watching someone else have their first experience with this game is amazing. I’ve already played every single level released so far. Both in career and free-play, as well as the extras/all the challenges. Love it.
Thanks, glad I wasn't the only one.He never gave any thoughts how she might take that😢 his love for space (with 99% death ☠️) is greater than his love for her or chica...
This is the episode that solidified to me that Mark has some major ADD behaviors. But also this is super soothing. "Red and green are for fools!" "I am back on the train that a true master uses ALL tools at their disposal!" Repeat ad infinitum.
I love power washing cats. The white nozzle removes the dirt. The green nozzle removes the fur. The orange nozzle removes the skin. The red nozzle removes the bone. The turbo nozzle removes the evidence.
I think it’s nice to see Mark truly enjoying a game. Nothing scary or stressful, just something enjoyable for him. It’s good to see him happy and relaxed, he deserves it ☺️
Maybe I’m biased, as someone who bleeds every month, but I truly do feel like power washing blood is a perfectly reasonable thing to want and not necessarily and indication of desire for people to be harmed
23:27 As someone who recently power washed elk blood out of a truck bed, yes power washing blood is satisfying. And it also keeps people from bothering you at the car wash 😂
@@chrisarbour Oh yeah, point being "be careful because the boss you wind up with may pull illegal shit because they want to save money" (happened to me at car wash job).
@@MrRedsjack If you don't own a power washer, then you power wash at a car wash or something. Not everyone is that rich or able to power wash daily 8 hours a day excluding weekends.
I love how this early version of the game didn’t have the cat leaping away, and the whole mystery of the mayor’s missing cat isn’t a thing yet, so Mark has no way of knowing how special that sighting was XD
@@Dinotron-rs4luI mean... There's a lot of ways to go about answering this nonsensical post, but given that it seems you can't even follow a logical progression of conversation, I'm gonna guess quantum physics would be well over your head.
I used to work in a meat plant (didn’t kill animals there was just the meat) and so I power washed the blood from the meats all on the floors and the machinery. So yes. Can confirm. Power washing blood is satisfying. I did it for over 2 years lol
*Mark:* "A true master uses all the tools at their disposal, doesn't just relegate one tool for the job" *Me:* "And yet not that long ago he was talking about how it would be better if he had the turbo nozzle"
🎶“If there was a program for volunteers to go into space, with about 100% chance of dying from death by space, I would be first in line, if they needed brave volunteers, or stupid volunteers! I would be there so fast…”🎶 That one line just reminded me of that song. I used to listen to it on repeat lmao.
Can confirm, though very odd thinking about during the time, it is satisfying...in a weird way. Worked for a landscaping company years ago and had to help pressure wash where someone jumped off of a bridge the night before onto a path.
"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." Honestly, would not mind that
Yes
Same
I know, right?
better than nothing
there will be at least 3 more episodes i know that for a fact
im just imagining lixian receiving like 5 hours of footage with the file name “powerwash simulator” and just mumbling to himself “this is it, he’s finally gone off the deep end”
ROFL
*sweats nervously* ah, is..is that the bar for falling off the deep end? Because I’m all good I’d never
Imagine if he done 2 more houses.
I can't breathe-
😭😭😭😭😭
If Mark finds out you can hit Tab to see all the spots you've missed, he might end up playing this forever.
You mean he hasn't? This is gonna be painful.
Next update they're going to make a change. If you click on an item on your tablet it'll show you which one it is.
you think he'll noticed the tab button to all missing spot he didnt washed
I saw that too and I was like.. Who's gonna tell him? :D Nah.. We better not lol
and that he can rotate the nozzle
0:34 one of my favorite things ever is when people do that lil laugh or yell whenever they’re just super happy like just seeing mark gush over being on mars gave me such a huge smile
You soubd like a wonderfully supportive individual and this made me smile.
@@sunnyneonraye1459 wait waaa tyy :))
@@sunnyneonraye1459ikr! 😭
@@thatoneshepherdyesss you do! :D
"Honey, lets never hire this power washer ever again."
"But why? He did a great job. The garden looks beautiful."
"Yeah but I have been watching him work and he enjoyed washing it more than any sane human being should! It was terrifying!"
Underrated comment 👌
I nearly snorted soda out of my nose when I read this comment, thank you
"He was moaning way too much"
"He was jumping and everything it was so weird I don't know his background either"
@@maxcollins6959 soo. Coke? You snorted coke out your nose
Imagine if the rover wasn't waterproof
you spend years making a robot and sending it to a different planet, it survives the dangerous trip, and then just some random guy shows up out of nowhere with a hose and breaks it
suddenly on mars, power washing, a rover that cannot handle water, yet appeared then disappeared after. Its perfect
Those dang martians.
Omg Mark is an scp who just pops up and starts washing stuff
It's fine, all of the water would boil before it hit the rover
@@solsystem1342 No it wouldn't?
I'd kill for this in VR with motion controls
I would buy a VR set just to play this
you're great triforcefilms!
I would never leave VR
At that point why not just but a power washer
I love your Halo Acapella!
mark being this excited about powerwashing a rover on mars sounds like the most markiplier thing ever.
Frrr
@@Axel_homieGrrrrr
@@coltforceplayer ?????
well mark loves space so it’s very understandable
"Get ready for a ten part series of this." He wasn't lying.
Yep
@Mr. Thunderbolt wdym "huh" the punchline is right there
We’re almost there, just waiting on the next update and we’ll have the prophesied 10th ep.
@@legendpinoy huh isnt always a question. same with hm
@@RavynMad121 still waiting :( considering its still being updated id hope he plays the new maps
I love how he literally drops everything
Lol
It's VERY relatable 😂
@@AP83 I owl
Bj in no
GBJ
@@AP83 þ;;
If this was in VR then Mark would never leave his house again
Until he got a chance to go into space.
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear maer
Mark leaves his house?
Would’ve helped him quarantine early on.
@@AxxLAfriku youre annoying
Markiplier made me get the game. Needless to say I wasn't disappointed and yes it is satisfying as hell. Thanks Mark!
What’s up checkmark
Hoi
I went other way around; been playing the game before starting this series
where can you get the game
@@terrencehatleyennis285 Steam
Instead of trying to find minuscule pieces of dirt in the middle of the floor or on the corner of the wall, you should press the TAB button (it will show you where all the dirt is). You should also try pressing the R button because it will turn the power washer vertical instead of the normal horizontal.
Hero.
When he said that he wished he could see what was left I was like yes, if only there was a button you could push. Lol it's killing me
Fun. Fact: pressure washing can actually cut skin if sprayed at someone with very high pressure so those birds are probably dead
But at least they're clean
@GigglesDoesStuff apologies, im an idiot
Yeah, they can slice through boots too just a heads up...
That makes it easier to hide the evidence
so is the cat :/
Mark: "I yearn for the call of the water"
* Subnautica memories *
Mark again: "but not the ocean tho, screw that"
Lol fax he was scarred by it
👍👍
Timestamp?
@@Interestking 18:47
“Our ancestors must’ve used power washers”
Ancestors: *peeing vigorously on random items* :D power wash
Funny thing is this is an actual fact
@@strongest_eggg Wait… you’re… you’re serious? … please tell me you’re joking …
@@toyjam2
Pee contains ammonia which is also found on cleaning agents, and that discovery led to pee detergents in 1800s before good ol' Mr Clean was born
Kind of yes, But Chemical Wash (legit), rather than pressure
Ever heard of the old thing of pissing on open wounds (and how that was like a good thing to do?) ... Clean! (ish)
@@strongest_eggg nerd
Mark : “get ready for a 10 part series on this game”
watch as this man as much as he loves this game.... never comes back to it ever again.
@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó Why is a bot leaving an intelligible comment
@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó why does your brain think you get ACTUAL good attention for your pfp.
He already has 4 episodes recorded
@@SukiHayashiGaming I request to know how you know this for sure.
@@mordecaijr93 because I'm a MMMMMember
whenever mark says "oh yeah" to himself literally all I can hear is kronk
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
They sound wayyyyyy too similar
Y e s
I was looking for this comment
@@temmiemew
It's because he is kronk
"It really does it a good jobly." (3:33ish)
This is the most profound quote I will ever hear in my entire life. Thank you, Mark, for this nugget of infinite wisdom.
Who needs powerwashing when you have back forward 4?
@@kamisatoayato1311 Jet Kick is the answer to all worldly problems.
@@LucidFlameX yes fellow fahkumram main
I read this, was confused and then he said it LITERALLY a second later as if he was waiting for me to be ready for it and it had me in stitches. XD
Must of missed this piece of infinite wisdom... my life is void until I hear these words for myself...
Timestamp? Please?
The time lapse of me cleaning that backyard was so funny because you just see this giant pause of me squatting under that patio table trying to figure out where the hell the dirt I’m missing is, and it just looks like my character is having some kind of existential crisis
mark: get ready for this to be a 10 part series
the entire audience: go ahead.
Yep 😂
Same
Honestly, I wouldn't mind it at all. Just wish he'd use the " show dirt" button when using soap and finishing up a job.
Everyone's just like "Alright bet."
Mark: 20:00 "I've never been super completionist about things"
Flashback to 2014: Five Nights at Freddy's 20/20/20/20 Mode
Doom Eternal.
I AM THE KING! OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!!!!
Ahhh...the memories.
dats a lottuv twenties
It’s even at the 20 minute mark.
"Get ready for like a 10 part series"
"I'm probably going to have to clean a haunted house at one point"
I've only gotten to the middle of this video, but he seems to be predicting a lot.
yeah i think both of them came true lol
Mark: “Get ready for a ten part series on this game”
Me: I’m completely okay with that :)
Same
There is an imPOSTor among us! 31:35
Me too
Mark: “I’ve never been happier in my life.”
Mark: *saw Ethan using a power washer before*
But not on Maaaaaars!
And he wasn’t even satisfied about it back then lol
Unless Ethan was on mars then you are wrong mr. nacho
This information is Redacted
what are you talking about? That never happened
"I've never been particularly completionist about anything"
FNAF Series: "are we a joke to you?"
Your right
I literally just typed that and was about to submit it
@@ScientistCat it's funny because Mark is normally not completionist about most stuff. He plays it. Enjoys it. And moves on. But a few games he's gotten very passionate and completionist about. I think it was just a off the cuff remark but I found it funny to remark on is all lol.
He is the king though
@@AngelBeast_Studios No, your other right.
"Get ready for a ten-part series." A man of his word.
Few tips for mark:
You can rotate the nozzle
You can make the dirt glow by pressing tab allowing you to see it easier.
Trust me, he knows😂
@@katenawolfenstein9468 he does for sure.
Yesss we need to make sure mark sees this comment
Yesss we need to make sure mark sees this comment
"This could be a ten-part series."
Promise? Please?!?!?!
PLEASE, I don't care about the dislike ratio, they can go back and rewatch bennett foddy or some shit, the soulless demons
@@aff77141 ath, why did you make me cackle that loud? that's not even fair wtf
I agree. 10-part series please MARK I WILL WATCH EVERY VIDEO, LIKE, AND SHARE 😁
YESSSSS
Please! Mark can own the big rock for a while….
I love how Mark just keeps talking about the logistics and specs like he’s an actual power washer talking about the craft. Like with the different nozzles and fluids he feels very in his elements.
My dad not really being around often growing up, having an adult man like Mark that I felt I could look up to as a kid really filled a hole in my heart. Watching Mark easily cheers me up, even now that I’m older, when I’m having a hard time. I watch these videos when I’m having trouble falling asleep because hearing his voice puts me at ease now. And I know he’ll never know me, I’ll never know him, and he’ll never know just how much he’s done for me, but thank you Mark. ❤️
The fact that he quotes “I love space” is honestly wholesome, he remembered it :)
Space is so coOoOoOoOol! So coOoOoOl!
@@ndt_dynamite2247 "my computer cant handle the rendering"
Oh that's so cooooolll so cooolll
what
@@mysticflow467 a song made from clips of mark talking, called Space is so Cool :)
I love how he literally drops everything, even his words, when he sees “Mars”. 😂
I love how Mark says he's never been meticulous about anything. and I JUST CAME OFF my rewatch of Raft where he spent entire episodes dedicated to the organization of everything lol.
I just came off my rewatch of raft too! It's so funny XD
u CAME off to it?
@@xdC33 SUS
The “””organization””” of everything
IKR
Her: "I have a daddy kink"
Me, trying to impress her: *shows her how well I play Power Washing Simulator*
wtf does this even mean
I CANT BELIEVE HE PLAYED THROUGH ALL THIS WITHOUT HIGHLIGHTING THE DIRT TO SEE WHAT HES MISSING😭😭😭
mark hates tutorials so he doesnt know you can do that yet lol, he will randomly stumble across that button and the one that rotates the head between vertical and horizontal
@@tokimcbongrip8751 lol I hope so🤣
or rotating the nozzle to vertical
It’s shows the controls on every loading screen so he will see it eventually
He played this game on yesterday’s member stream, he does know about the dirt button now but he doesn’t like it and thinks it’s cheating 😂
"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." Go ahead. I am sure none of us would mind it. You do you Markiplier. Whatever makes you happy, go ahead. I will be waiting for Part two. Enjoy.
Copied the top comment (it's 6 hours older). Actually, who cares.
Take my like
Yess I want more
Everyone would watch that
I want House Part 2 more though tbqh
Mark during [REDACTED]: power washing, really Ethan?
Mark now:
Power washing is a hell of a druuug...
Put another one in the win column for Eef.
[REDACTED] was my favorite channel loved that they uploaded daily
That's what I was thinking lol, Ethan was like bouncing off the walls for power washing and Mark was just like, "yeah it's cool ig"
@@theyellowzombie4277 ikk, the time worked out perfectly where every day the second i got out of school they'd upload, those were the times
2:17 "if there was a program for volunteers to go into space, with like 100% chance of dying, from death by space. I would be first in line if they needed free volunteers, or stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast"
"i can power wash mars?"
you can hear both the confusion and excitement in his voice from that one line
Wonder when power wash simulator con is happening?
Markiplier uploading a video just makes my day tbh
Yeah
This is a comment ! Yes I am a comment.
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌏🚀🚀🚀🚀
Same bro :)
Caramel hotdog explodes episode 1 e
hello verified account
Mark: "Its so grimy, what did these people do to this?"
Nothing Mark, absolutely nothing, that's the problem
people do that because they probaly live in the town of "Muckingham", the town of muck
@@sillydacialogan They also live next to a volcano so
So apparently there’s actually a specific way to dispose of volcanic ash, and it’s not with a power washer
The Game Theory video on this (the first one) explains it
"Get ready for a 10 part series of this."
(11 parts later: "Hi, my name is markiplier..."
1: I would love a ten part series of this. 2: You are missing a button that highlights the dirt. 3: You are missing a button that rotates the nozzles so the wide ones can go horizontal or vertical. 4: The hatch on mars is not the rover itself. Look around the area.
Mark: "I've never been this meticulous about a game-"
Me: *flashbacks to House Flipper*
how do u get that heart?
@@liv_hann he's a member of the channel.
@@liv_hann just have to be a member
I wish he’d continue that series
@@liv_hann pay
"you do provide me with some stability, which i think is the purpose of cats."
as a cat owner... yeah. :')
My cat tells me when bedtime is...
As someone who grew up with 3 cats, and whose best friend was one of those said cats(who passed away 4 years ago 😢)
Yes.
As the owner of 3 cats, I can confirm this 👌
Yeah x3
@@zandert6272 same. Mine shouts at me until I go to bed
“Dad, what’s that man doing to our cat?”
“Just look away Susie… look away…”
"Get ready for a 10 part series." Mark, don't you tempt me with a good time
Don't threaten me with a good time - P!ATD
Sometimes I forget about Mark's infatuation with space, so when it comes up again it's kind of adorable
Ikrrr
Yea it is pretty adadirable ngl😂😂
Normal people when they first play a game: looks around
Markliplier: has stroke
that's the first step to every new game
Same goes to jay they both have stroke
@Savetion ✈ 🏨 are you having a seizure do I need to call an ambulance
Man, watching someone else have their first experience with this game is amazing. I’ve already played every single level released so far. Both in career and free-play, as well as the extras/all the challenges. Love it.
Markiplier: "I will go to Mars even if I die!"
Amy: "Mark... We have to talk"
Chica: *Sad woof noise*
*space is cool song intensifies*
He just wants to see if his body can handle it, come on man.
Thanks, glad I wasn't the only one.He never gave any thoughts how she might take that😢 his love for space (with 99% death ☠️) is greater than his love for her or chica...
Mark: "A true master uses all the tools at their disposal."
Mark later: "White and green are for fools, yellow and red are the only tools you need."
A bit after he’s like IM A FOOL I SHOULD USE ALL TOOLS
Sir My son is drowning please save him
Mark: *"Well at least he's clean"*
This is the episode that solidified to me that Mark has some major ADD behaviors.
But also this is super soothing.
"Red and green are for fools!"
"I am back on the train that a true master uses ALL tools at their disposal!" Repeat ad infinitum.
hes been diagnosed with ADHD, so yes he does have some major ADD behaviors 😂
Mark: Today we're playing Power Wa-
*see's mars rover*
Mark: *starts geeking out*
Me: Love it.
Ah yes I must be the first reply
“I have never been happier”
Tactical Shovel: (collecting dust in a corner)
Amy and Chica: *collecting dust in a corner*
tactical shoval sim when
SO HE CAN POWER WASH IT LATER! *HE’S A GENIUS!!!*
power washing time.
@Fred Brayan bet that’s where you’ll end up saying those idiotic things.
“Imagine power washing blood. That would be so satisfying.” I’m concerned for you mark.
As long as nothing actually bad happened I mean, maybe...
i mean, there *is* someone in the comments that actually has experience power washing blood LOL
I mean, someone’s gotta clean up crime scenes…
i mean if you ignore the moral and fatal issues, it would be veery satisfying
Nah I'd be fun
I love power washing cats.
The white nozzle removes the dirt.
The green nozzle removes the fur.
The orange nozzle removes the skin.
The red nozzle removes the bone.
The turbo nozzle removes the evidence.
Alternate Title: “Mark is your dad for 36 minutes straight”
disgusting considering the part about "getting in there"...
@@Softpaw1996 oh, no wait, no. I take it back! that’s not- that’s not what I meant (T^T)
hehe! definitely! getting all focused and determined to clean everything >.
“SOMEDAY ILL BE ON YOU!” oh god this comment is so innacurate
@@sillybu22 yall i just meant dads are obsessed with power tools and the proper way to use them I SWEAR 😭😭😭
All I can think about is Mark's lack of enthusiasm when Eef was playing with the power washer on [R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D]
Fr ☠️
The whole video he was like: 😐
I think it’s nice to see Mark truly enjoying a game. Nothing scary or stressful, just something enjoyable for him. It’s good to see him happy and relaxed, he deserves it ☺️
Maybe I’m biased, as someone who bleeds every month, but I truly do feel like power washing blood is a perfectly reasonable thing to want and not necessarily and indication of desire for people to be harmed
Coward
Mark: Is power washing a career?
Me, having been a power washer: Yeah, but the pay usually sucks
How was being a machine that sprays water
it must be satisfying tho
the pay doesnt suck lol i make 50k a year pressure washing kitchen exhaust system
@@scottwilliams1925 I guess it depends on the area and job. It's kind of cool how varied things are :)
It's also a sport
Mark: "I only wish to clean you*
The Crystal Dimitrescu in his pocket: >:(
Cleaning Cristal Dimitrescu has a risk of breaking it, you know? Cristal is very fragile XD
@@mishyfushiko5175 but that kind of cystal can survive shotgun blasts, lycans still drop crystal skulls even when there head gets destroyed
The pure child-like joy in Mark’s eyes when he realized he can power wash Mars was so cute 😭
23:27 As someone who recently power washed elk blood out of a truck bed, yes power washing blood is satisfying. And it also keeps people from bothering you at the car wash 😂
Mark: “now back in the days we didn’t have a turbo nozzle cus we couldn’t afford it”
It's the stone all over again!
- the man who now owns FIVE OVENS
That actually made me laugh out loud 😁
Shut up and take my like
Mark: It’s like it wasn’t abused like some horrible van I know
The barrel: Father…
why have you betrayed me father
Ah yes. That video from [REDACTED]
@@unfunnykhoi5913 ah yes [redacted]
@@unfunnykhoi5913 gotta love them [REDACTED] videos
it’s almost like he made said van a song
2022 NASA: announcing any volunteers to clean items on mars.
Markiplier: 🙋🏻🧽
-not- very funny
@@lillyandfriends7750 didnt ask
@@mercy1894 the not is crossed out so it supposed to be very funny
@@jaseinight6386 my phone version would not let me see that 😶
@@mercy1894 you have one sad phone
"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." he was right, we just got part 10
Mark: "Could powerwashing be a career?"
Me, a professional detailer: "Yeah...it can be..."
As a former car wash employee: depends on if you got hired full time or minimum wage part time... and your bosses.
@@sapphireclawe that's any job. Yours hours, money, coworkers and bosses can make it so different.
@@sapphireclawe it's god damn power washing. You don't need a boss and coworkers.
Be your own boss. That's the only way it is satisfying.
@@chrisarbour Oh yeah, point being "be careful because the boss you wind up with may pull illegal shit because they want to save money" (happened to me at car wash job).
@@MrRedsjack If you don't own a power washer, then you power wash at a car wash or something. Not everyone is that rich or able to power wash daily 8 hours a day excluding weekends.
*"I BOUGHT A PRESSURE WASHER!"*
"Shhhh!"
_whispers_
_"i bought a pressure washer"_
"Wow"
"Are you excited?"
"Sure"
Saw this video and IMMEDIATELY looked for this comment
Mark had his nap
not me forgetting that isnt just a tik tok sound but mark's conversation LMAO
Me seeing Mark laugh at the start:
"Oh boy, he's gone crazy again."
"I don't see hatch..."
"Hatch..."
*"H* *a* *t* *c* *h* *..."*
7:00
Just imagine him cleaning Dimitrescus Castle with that thing
Dang he'd have a LOT to do after my 100% achievement speedrun lol
Now that would be interesting to see
I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT
that's like Mark's wet dream
@@isopodracer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Things mark once said: "The sound is girthy" "It really does it a god jobly" "
"On the [REDACTED] channel."
*_in the distance a chorus of cries from UA fans sound_*
Never forget.
Memento mori.
memento mori
Memento Mori
Memoto Mori
Memento mori
I love how this early version of the game didn’t have the cat leaping away, and the whole mystery of the mayor’s missing cat isn’t a thing yet, so Mark has no way of knowing how special that sighting was XD
Mark: "I have NEVER been happier"
Amy: "wow...."
I mean space is space last time I checked Amy isn't space
@@Dinotron-rs4luI mean... There's a lot of ways to go about answering this nonsensical post, but given that it seems you can't even follow a logical progression of conversation, I'm gonna guess quantum physics would be well over your head.
@@UllrT sheesh narcissist much
@@UllrT I honestly can't tell if you took their answer too seriously or you're just taking the joke to a level of irony I can't even comprehend...
@@UllrT ok put down the thesaurus bud it’s UA-cam not a spelling bee
Mark: " I yearn for the call of the water"
marks true inner Stan the water man comes out.
I didn't even watch the entire stan the water man vid XD
Mark : "Green and white are for idiots"
Also Mark : *Immediately switches to green*
Can I have a time stamp of when this happened
@@woollllllllow 17:36 :)
@@jackal1467 thanks!
8 months ago, this masterpiece of a series started, and ended one month later… so now I’m gonna rewatch it all!
Mark: “ive never played this game before”
Also Mark: has all extensions for prime vista 1500
So he’s played it for a while or nah?
@@CT--tm2zm Y E S I N T
The Mars level has the PV1500 unlocked and all extensions. You can’t use the soap one for some reason though.
Probably paid him
@@dyskilz look at ashes comment
“You can’t powerwash a hole into the surface of Mars!”
Doomguy, having already purchased an industrial-strength power washer and hooked it up to the BFG-9000:
* BFG Division intensifies *
The BFPW
Objective: power wash a whole into mars
Objective: Blow A Hole Into Mars
I understood that reference :D
I used to work in a meat plant (didn’t kill animals there was just the meat) and so I power washed the blood from the meats all on the floors and the machinery. So yes. Can confirm. Power washing blood is satisfying. I did it for over 2 years lol
Can it cut through bone
@@Inalis_Ps yes. It can cut through steel
@@aloeleaf bone
@@Inalis_Ps if it can cut through steel it can definitely cut through bone lol
@@aloeleaf Steel, with the same weight as bones, will definitely get broken/cut before bones tho
power washing irl: so boring
power washing in this game: I WILL GET EVERY SUBATOMIC PARTICLE OFF OF WHAT I'M CLEANING
Mark, three hours later: "Hey guys, I terraformed Mars! Turned out there was just a bit of rust on it; power washed it right off!'
This deserves top comment of the day! Even with the meme format it's perfect!
Lol
Mark: *Gushing over Mars rover* “I only wish to clean you”
Lady Dimidomtrescu: *angry tall power noises*
I want to see a game where you powerwash lady Dimitrescu.
@@R421Excelsior Lady D-LC
Mark: has a step stool
Also Mark: *parkours every off a toy car to stand on a swing*
*Mark:* "A true master uses all the tools at their disposal, doesn't just relegate one tool for the job"
*Me:* "And yet not that long ago he was talking about how it would be better if he had the turbo nozzle"
Markiplier: Green and White muzzles are for fools
2 mins later: *uses green*
*Nozzles
It's not a gun! 😆
@@pinktribble ikr
Edit: gimme cookie now
"Ah, and they're drowning, so sad... but at least they're clean."
3 comments and they’re all from spammers
"How am I breathing, anyway?"
"Eh, it doesn't matter, I'm on Mars!"
-Markiplier
There are four things in this universe Mark simps for: Amy, space, power washing, and of course Lady Dimitrescu
🎶“If there was a program for volunteers to go into space, with about 100% chance of dying from death by space, I would be first in line, if they needed brave volunteers, or stupid volunteers! I would be there so fast…”🎶
That one line just reminded me of that song. I used to listen to it on repeat lmao.
so cool!
If he ever actually took that opportunity we would all cry though XD
This was my 5th grade song this and all the way
@@hexxvulpine Nah we'd campaign for a Markiplier statue outside NASA
Oh that's soooooo coooooooool
Mark: Can you imagine power washing blood?
Thinking to myself: Yeah, that would be horrible!
Mark: *Ohh that's gotta be so satisfying!*
Can confirm, though very odd thinking about during the time, it is satisfying...in a weird way. Worked for a landscaping company years ago and had to help pressure wash where someone jumped off of a bridge the night before onto a path.
I've had to powerwash a concrete slab beneath a tree where my uncle cleans his hunting kills a few times, it's very satisfying to watch
" *eugh* the lawn edging _groans seductively_ "
sounds like the lawn wasn't the only thing getting edged
What?
@@energeticoutlaw9218 I hope this isn’t tmi but says enough - edging is a form of denial play that some people find very pleasurable.
BYE-
HUH???
@@Lunar_Butterfly that's not what I was saying what about
18:56 "the ocean ain't the water's power"
Tsunamis, rogue waves, hurricanes etc: are you sure about that
Tip for Markiplier: When you're trying to find where that last little bit of dirt is, press Tab to show the dirt that's missing :)