100% PURE SATISFACTION | PowerWash Simulator - Part 2
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- Опубліковано 25 лис 2024
- PowerWash Simulator is the gift that keeps on giving!
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Mark: "Why is this house so dirty? Was there a fire?"
Volcano looming in the distance: "And I'll do it again..."
Volcano: I took that personally
I never noticed it omgggggggggggggg
@@00Anjie me neither
BOP BOP
19:32 you can see an active volcano in the background of the picture of the house.
“What is that screaming and moaning??! is this house…haunted!?”
“Don’t be absurd! , thats just the power washer guy outside”
"Oh don't worry, it's just Mark having an orgasm while he uses his new pressure washer"
Made my day.
Mark - "R" to rotate the nozzle and "Tab" to highlight the dirt. It's going to make your life a lot easier
Please let him see this because it'd make it more enjoyable for all of us xd
Up, Uppp!
He needs to know
yoo i did not know that
Up up up
😲 dude, that's hugee. mark needs to see this
Soon this is what's going to happen:
Amy: Mark please.... Just come down for dinner...
Mark, with heavy eye bags: Can't, gotta clean this window first
Hate to be that guy but there are no replies on this comment
@@VooBu i also hate you for being that guy
@@VooBuyou ruined it
@@VooBuyou ruined it
i can just imagine him doing this, you are amazing
Hey Future Mark,
Here's some tips:
- Hitting Tab lets you see the dirt.
- Hitting R rotates the nozzle.
- Rust can only be destroyed by the Red Nozzle or Bottle, depending on the surface.
@KY5 [7th Main Account] Stop
Mark already knows all of these. As in he knew about the Dirt button when he was playing this during a member mixer on Monday (he just doesn't like using it because he doesn't find it as satisfying as finding it on his own), he knew about the red nozzle and rust, and he was told about the rotation during that same mixer. :)
I was internally screaming the entire time HIT TAB MARK - it would make his life so much easier and seemed like the answer to all his problems in this game
@KY5 [7th Main Account] not funny dude
Mark: Lixian, delet this
Imagine this game in VR, Mark would just never leave his house again.
He doesnt either
Neither would I!
He wouldn't clean it either.
I think a lot of people wouldn't leave their homes, seeing how they are insanely crazy for this kind of stuff lol
I'd be down for that considering Covid... (Australia is currently having another crisis and is in lockdown once again and I can't remember the last time I actually left my house even before that for anything other than school...)
Mark’s love/hate relationship with soap throughout this series is more interesting than any romance series the CW has put out in the last 2 decades
Still a better love story than Twilight
@@MrKingfisher ya
Not saying much, is it?
Or anything in Netflix, even though most of the shows are bad
The bottom line is that about 90% of the time he complained about soap, he used it the wrong way.
Lets all thank Lixian for editing a 2hr+ recording into a 45min long video for us 🗿👌✨
id watch the whole thing anyway even if it was 2 hrs tbh
Thanks Lixian lmao, but I'd love to hear Mark's random tangents
I’m not gonna lie, when he mentioned that he didn’t speak for so long because he got in the zone, I didn’t even notice, I was also entranced with this game, it’s crazy.
I thought I was reading my own comment and was confused as I didn't comment. (Hint: look at our pfps)
@@deimos351 happens to me all the time 🤣
nice pfp 💀
@@mossriverbank7817 thanks 😊
I watched this whole video being in “the zone” and only after I was done did I realise my mom was trying to tell me something
"You're not my real ladder"
I actually did laugh. I was expecting more of a "What are you doing Step-Ladder"
this is my stepladder...i've never met my real ladder
same
Me too. Took me off guard 🤣
Same
@@nocomment6561 got that from Jschlatt didn’t you? Good taste of vids
If you ever feel useless, just remember... Mark leaned into his monitor to hear a sound better, while wearing headphones.
Bruh
Bruh indeed.
Bruh
@not tellin Reaching with his head? xD
Last I checked Mark has pretty average length arms, and his vision is fine too.
Sounds like something I’d do
Mark: I will show up in your closet and put head phones on your head.
Me who doesn't have a closet: You underestimate my power
Well, in that case, he'd probably emerge from either under your bed or from some where else in your home
@@SB2468YT OH no. I don't have a home. One up me MARK
PSA: Do NOT power wash your roof IRL. The roof of a house is designed to handle water in the form of things like rain and snow, which is water that’s spread out over a lot of space with relatively little pressure, as opposed to a power washer, which generates a concentrated stream of water under relatively high pressure (hence the name, obviously)-that much concentrated water pressure will damage shingles and cause roof leaks, which will in turn cause water damage such as ceiling leaks, mold, rot, etc. that can not only pose a health/safety hazard but also cost a LOT of money to repair.
Power wash only if its tile
Listen, you just taught me something. And I thank you. But also, wtf sort of hole in UA-cam have I found myself in? I'm not even ashamed.
Or am I? I tried to explain what I was watching to my partner and it felt like admitting a weird kink.
@@helloflesh3367 if cars could have kinks would being power washed be one? 🤔
Like would a car be like
Yes!! Yes! Harder! Spray me harder!!
Or smthin?
Godwhy did I even think of this yet alone admit to thinking it
@@ejsmith5838 @EJ Smith holy moly what you just said was weird, but definitely not wrong and I completely agree.
Also I read it in the voice of the Hormone Monster from Big Mouth.
WAIT A MINUTE... you mean to tell me that "Power Wash Simulator" ... isn't an accurate simulator to power washing practices???!!!
*DISHONOR, DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW, DISHONOR FOREVER!!!*
It's so satisfying to see someone else powerwash without having to pay for the water bill
explain how your brother is gone bc i found his mustache on the ground
You again..
y e s
you again.
@@Charlie.G506 he’s just a guy that just post once and never post anymore
MARK, WE WILL NOT LET YOU SUFFER, THERE IS A WAY TO SEE THE DIRT YOU MISSED. ITS LIGHTS IT UP, IT WILL BE SO MUCH EASIER, PLEASE JUST PRESS TAB
yes mark, press tab
pls up this holy shit mark needs to see this
And you can rotate the nozzle!!!!!
Omg Chloe coming in with the power wash facts!! I hope he sees this, it could save him so much pain
The latest update also adds a new option to highlight individual objects that aren't fully clean yet, so no more running around the house trying to figure out which of the posts isn't done.
my god i cannot comprehend how relaxing this is. watching the power wash and listening to marks voice is just oejoeijgeios
i could fall asleep to this jesus
I actually did last night
Ah yes, oejoeijgeios. My favorite word to display satisfaction.
I still use it now to fall asleep so fast
Same
I'm adopting oejoeijgeios now as my favorite gibberish and there's nothing anyone can do about it
Mark, we are SERIOUS, do a 10+ PART SERIES of this.
@@RJJR-uy8hl ignore them and pretend they don't exist.
@@angelvaldes8421 I think it’s a bot
no they aren’t a bot, I just checked the channel
@Savetion 卐 damn ur so unfunny
@Savetion 卐 you got the whole squad laughing
@@ashleyr6809 dont ignore them report them instead
This entire series is just “friendship with [nozzle] is over, now [other nozzle] is my best friend!”
Edit: how did I get so many likes I was part of late gang!? Well thank you to all of you for the likes!
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT v*deos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear mer
Wow what a lovely set of comments! Don’t you love how UA-cam lets this shit happen?
@@paper-boat4326 youtube only allows the greatest comments
@@endri3088 ah yes what a fool I have been!
@Deji's dead dog what the fuck why would someone make a bot of that
dont let the satisfying gameplay fool you into forgetting that Mark has drained the entire pacific ocean in order to wash this playground and house
Jokes on you I am
Can you deny it wasn’t worth it?
With a wireless power washer
@@maisies515 no...... probably not .......
@@drago_excalibur the pacific sacrifice was therefore not in vain
i was playing this game and i remembered watching the first video of mark cleaning the garden so i checked back and i was not expecting ten parts of this
Mark: **Literally thinking about this game**
Everyone: **Literally waiting for a long series of PowerWash Simulator episodes**
Soap is for thicker harder to get rid of grime and stuff btw it does help with the light stuff but it makes areas that are hard to clean much easier
Yeah, it was the only thing that could get rid of rust on one of the car jobs
@@stratford1 im playing through the game, and hes right. the soap is used to make impossible things cleanable.
...Uhm... Question: Is there a soap feature in this game or are you explaining what soap does irl? 😂 Bc for some reason I find that completely funny haha
@@James-nu6rq in this game it’s for harder to get rid of grime and impossible to get rid of rust and stuff without soap it does make cleaning everything easier but it’s best to only use it for harder things instead of using it for everything and wasting a lot of money
Ah that makes sense
When using any nozzle that is wide you can rotate it by pressing “R” to make certain parts easier.
and there's a key to highlight the dirt :)
@BILLIE SAYS DUH stfu bot
PRESS TAB IT SHOWS DIRT
@@galaxian2797 my respect for you 📈📈📈
@Savetion 卐 wtf is wrong with you? U bot
Mark is so peaceful and so violent at the same time
“I always need to blame someone. And that person is-“
*Lixian, bracing himself*
“YOU!!”
Lixian: tHaNk gOd
He's still technically blaming Lixian cause Lixian had to watch all this to edit it.
I'm curious as to what Mark and Lixian's conversations are sometimes. "Here's 4 hours of footage, cut it down into a 45 minute video of jazz music and timelapses."
i honestly imagine a somewhat embarrassed Mark. "Hey, uh, Lixian? So, this game is wonderful and great to watch, buuut... I kinda just zoned out and played it silently for 2 hours. Can you... make that... good?"
Honestly, he should just upload an uncut non time lapsed version for people who would prefer that... lol
I love that he's finally playing a game he genuinely enjoys and wants to come back to and doesn't drain him so much after every episode :)
ABSOLUTELY agree!!!!! I was just thinking the same thing, actually. He seems to be genuinely enjoying this game...and tbh, I am in a trance watching him lol. :) It is so relaxing for some reason!! :D
@@MamaToFive uuuuu
The first thing I thought about after reading this was *Getting Over It*
21:59 who calls it a roundabout it's a merry go round
every british person watching this : *ANGRY BRITISH NOISES*
Also Australians
I say both 🤤
@@Squishy-BallsI am Australian and I don't call it either
I dont call it either
Mark: uses soap
Mark: "soap is cancelled."
5 min later
Mark: "soap is awesome, I love soap!"
Average twitter user
stegoslide: "You could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you?
Back to me"
the stegoslide is ichimatsu and no one can convince me otherwise
I completely forgot that was an Endgame quote. And I was like how deep 🤣
@@LoveNeko64 I have no idea who originally said that or what the context was. I guess I really need to rewatch it.
@@SmoothTurtle840 Thanos, referencing their solution to fix everything because they wanted to bring everyone back, and in doing so brought him to earth, because of the ''bad end'' (the loss) in infinity war
@@knuckles543 Oh so it was the scene where they end up doing you know what to Thanos at the beginning of the movie?
Mark is in a toxic relationship with the soap, knowing it’s not good for him but he keeps coming back anyway.
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials..
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary??
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
+ always be careful: corona etc!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers?
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 So become a communist?
@@technoraver99 sir this is a wendys
@@technoraver99 uhhh no.
@@technoraver99 i forgit which number go in front if the quote but “i do not allow a women to have authority over a man
Mark: Mud splats, Mudsplats, keep saying that to yourself. Me: There is no mud near by- Mark: Do all these chemicals do damage to the kids? Me: I hope it does after seeing what they have done.
Anyone else wonder how Lixian feels having to sift through all this?
Either incredibly satisfied or sleep deprived.
both probably
Well he probably isn’t deprived of satisfaction.
Why not both?
yeahh
Probably both.
"Was that in my world, or the game world??
_Are they one and the same?"_
*jazz music commences
“Stepladder. You’re not my real ladder!” actually killed me
I love watching Mark slowly going from side to side like a typewriter paper during the time lapses
I just imagine Amy and Mark get in bed, and Amy rolls over to him and asks: "Hey, what're you thinking about?" And Mark immediately responds, without hesitation: "Power washing."
The weird bit for her (and the neighbours) must be when he's recording and she hears "LOOK AT THAT MOLD GO, OOOOOOOO " being shouted in ecstasy
Haha lol
I bet he's thinking about other power washers.
It's exactly why I think Mark has some form of adhd, cause the level of hyperfixation he shows for some games is unrivaled
@@NovaCaine2489 he does actually
For those wondering about the song it is “Not Even Worried” by Riverworn.
I honestly thought it was elevator music
Thank you so much!!! I wish you tubers put the songs they used in their videos in the description more often!!! Musicians deserve credit too!!!
What about the other one during the final house
@@spencergacker9553 Siri did not recognize that song when I played the longest version in the video. :/
@@DasTechGuy Riparoni
Thanks for trying mate
Markiplier: "Lady Dimetrescu is the the best thing ever". PowerWash Simulator: "Hold my beer."
Lady D playing PowerWash Simulator
Mark powerwashing Lady D
"hold my nozzle"
Damn. That should be true? ;-; maybe. Ima go to a yes
Powerwasher Marking Lady D
mowing lawns is also (to me) extremely satisfying, as well as trimming hedges. seeing it go from unevenness to trimmed perfectly soothes my mind
“You’re not my real ladder” was my exact sense of humor
Yep
Its exactly what i thought when he said step ladder and I laughed out loud when he said it
Mark: *Worried he's not talking and he's gonna get in trouble with UA-cam.*
Us: *Legit just mesmerized and satisfied watching him powerwash stuff and don't care he's not talking.*
When did he say he’s worried? And why would he get in trouble?
@@beboy97 he made a joke that if no one laughs at his jokes or gets enough likes ms. And Mr. UA-cam is going to take down his account
Mark, R rotates the nozzle, Tab shows dirt, and, MORE WE NEED MORE
thank you i didnt think i had to do it
I can't wait till he finds out the R and Tab key lol.
@@neojay80 I swear he already knows about it, didn't he play this in 3 Satisfying Games? He used it then
Everyone like it so he sees it
no WE NEED MORE HOUSE flipper
Re-binging this series since ep.11 was released. When Mark asked if the cleaning products were toxic to kids, I was honestly expecting a "I fucking hope so" as he replied to his own question 😂
It was certainly my answer 😂
Can we just acknowledge that poor lixian has to watch this entire thing and edit all of it down just to the high points. Props to the best editor in the world
This one really didn't need the editing in my opinion. I would have loved watching the entire video without fast forwards.
Speed up the footage, then find all the good parts, but even sped up, that's alot of footage
Not just Lixian btw
You know it’s horrible when the inside of the playground looks like a void
Mark thinks we're disappointed in him but little does he know most of us would watch 100 episodes of this
tru
True
Yep it's just so satisfying
1000
Me 300 episodes later still watching-
"I have to finish it!"
That's the completionist part of your bean mark. It's what makes humans finish puzzles and finish chores, your brain forces you too :D
Mark: “Get ready for a 10 part series”
Me Part 1: “Alright”
Me now: “Any more?”
Don't say anything! You'll jinx it lol.
@Xoxo Xd stfu bot
@Xoxo Xd stop self promoting
not me cleaning the replies of "jAcKsEptIcEye'S dAD iS buRniNG iN hElL"
@@iexist6392 same
Mark: "If you don't listen to Distractable, I will emerge from your closet."
Fans wanting to meet Mark: *"Jokes on you, I'm into that ****"*
Yes
My thoughts exactly 😂
Yes, meet le hero
@lemon ade Every time I make a comment.. Yeah I know it's cursed.
I love how whenever mark plays games like this he goes back and forth between thinking one method is big brain and the other is trash and the opposite
"you're not my real ladder" made me laugh lmao
Sooooo who’s gonna tell him that you could rotate the nuzzle and use “Dirt Vision” lol
Was literally checking the comment section to see if anyone was gonna tell him LOL
@@mrcorgi409 same honestly
same lol
@@mrcorgi409 same
Yup, R key and Tab key respectively
"you're not my real ladder" is my kinda joke, I actually laughed at it.
its everyone's joke, humor should be shared will all.
@@kirby5374 no u
@@illorian6632 ?
@@kirby5374 no u
@@illorian6632 uno -> no u
Mark’s laughter when he wrote his name though. This game makes him so happy, and that is great to see.
the sound he made when he nearly fell off right after though had me cracking up.
This game is perfect for people with ADHD
I love how he shows us how much he likes manual labor by sitting in front of a tv the whole time
He literally used to build decks
and you're the one watching this and caring enough to comment on it
Didn't know monitor's or pc screens where tv's now
"I'm gonna show up in your closet, and I'm going to emerge from it."
Me, looking instinctively at my open closet door:
*cue FNAF 4 memories *
He shall emerge. The sacred texts!
I am INSIDE my closet
Same. Holy shit, same.
*Aims tac-light and rifle at open closet.
"He's behind me is he?"
imagine this game in VR with HAPTIC FEEDBACK
YOOOOO
Or you could do it in real life
@@sootdude8813 costs way more, is heavier, and weather can be prohibitive. Plus some people are disabled and can't.
@@sootdude8813 not as fun
@@justadudeinterestedintitan3569 its kinda weird that game with power washing ye in real life nu
8:13
"Ladder."
"Step ladder."
"You're not my real ladder!"
😂😂
I actually found it funny
oh no, you ruined it with the emojis.
@@bowietheslowie they only used 2 though
Would you rather they did this
“😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” like some people
@@cadmallard i am afraid the two emojis are just enough to make me hate this person. You, on the other hand. You have committed a warcrime. I am aware that you only tried to demonstrate... But it is simply unacceptable.
ace attorney be like
Lixian’s editing in this series is wonderful
Mark is so engrossed that Lixian and Rachel have to do so many time lapse because he keeps forgetting to say words 😂😂
Lixian isn’t the only editor in existence, Rachel worked on this too
FYI, for anyone looking for the music used during Mark's cleaning montages, the name is "Not Even Worried" by Riverworn
i hope your the other side of your pillows are cold my friend
The fact I've had to dig through a thousand identical comments just to see if someone knows…
Thank you, my friend.
how kind
excellent, thank you
Dude, thank you so much! I was hoping someone knew!
Game: (Shows controls)
Mark: im gonna pretend i didn't see that
Game grumps: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
Who knew a game about power washing could teach Mark life lessons.
Mark: "Screw the floor"
Also Mark: goes back and does the floor
When he learns about the R and Tab key it's going to change his life.
what does it do?
@@marions.3657
R Key: Rotates the nozzle 90 degrees.
Tab Key: Briefly highlights locations of dirt.
The Final Level is that you have to clean Bob’s Fridge.
@Deji's dead dog wow epic
Go away.
@Deji's dead dog stfu
Which unlocks the special side job: power washing Bob’s house’s siding after the accident.
Prisioner Buffalo Bob's fridge
Haha funny reference
Bruh moment
“Step Ladder…YOU’RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!!” XD
This game is an ADHD person's dream, with the "ding!" and the flash of blue and the pop-up, it's just pure dopamine. I mean, I'm not even doing it and I'm getting dopamine hits just watching the flashes and hearing the dings!
BINGO! And I'm not sure if Mark realizes that his silence and need to finish it is his hyperfocus at maximum. This whole video encapsulates ADHD hyperfocus: you NEED to do the thing, you can't stop, you sit there for hours, but you get tired of it. BUT you can't just stop, not at least until it's done. And even then, you tell yourself "I'll just finish this thing", then another hour goes by.
@@infinitesimaal Exactly! I'm not sure he realizes this is his ADHD going ham. His confusion certainly seems legitimate. I wonder if he even knows this is a symptom.
Hello my fellow ADHD buddy. Yes. It’s making me actually focused for some reason and I wish I owned a computer for this game QwQ
It helps more towards the OCD aspect than the ADHD one
@@WillyGaming-hj2xf given the amount of ADHD people replying, I'd say it's probably good for both parties!
Mark: "It's weird, I just feel like I HAVE TO finish it."
Said like a true addict
And anyone eating a slice of cake
That’s how I was when I first started watching anime, anything I started I had to finish
When Mark speaks during the chill zone out time laps it sounds like either an angry animal crossing villager or like Tom nook went bankrupt and became a heavy smoker. 25:20 25:25
***sheesh*** your right
Nah it’s sounds like a chipmunk on drugs
@@neonzplayz5060 it sounds like a chipmunk vomiting/gagging to me
‘blegh’
*”BLEGH-‘*
*IM DYING*
That step-ladder joke actually had me laughing 🤣🤣🤣
I love how throughout this entire series, the music selection we get is "locally owned, small town grocery store's greatest hits"
takes me right back to pushing a baby cart around piggly wiggly
I wish they played that music while I was on hold talking to bill collectors 😄
Haha our piggly wiggly that I worked at has light rock music
Omfg I've never heard anyone mention that store on the internet before. My mom used to work at one and ever since I moved up north literally no one knows what I'm talking about when I say it😭
my piggly wiggly doesn't have music
If only Mark would look at the controls tab, he's missing out on so many satisfying things!
Like what ?
@@infamous2376 you can rotate the nozzle and hit tab to see dirt
@@Wesson_B ah ok thanks
@@infamous2376 like being able to see the dirt in infrared
like this as much as possible so mark can see it so it can stop bothering me that he isn't playing right
markiplier, this time about power washers: "it's not a sexual thing, it's about power"
@KY5 [7th Main Account] what is wrong with you? like actually?
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials..
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary??
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
+ always be careful: corona etc!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + cased UV air purifiers?
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@KY5 [7th Main Account] seriously? You’re a sociopath.
@@technoraver99 Cool story. Must’ve taken you all night to come up with all of that on your own.
@KY5 [7th Main Account] I hope your the niece then. Phycopath…
mark, i truly don’t think i’ve ever related to anyone more than i do to you and your relationship with the playground floor. i know that sounds like just a funny comment, but i’m being dead serious. the way your brain is like “ITS JUST POWER WASHING. it’s so dumb i dont even know why i’m doing this” but also the “i have to finish it” is exactly how i have felt about every game i’ve ever played. i have to get all of the accessories for my avatar, even if it’s a hat with other colors. i have to get all the endings in a game with replay value, or get all the achievements. i don’t understand it at all but i really truly relate.
The song for the timelapse parts is called “Not Even Worried by Riverworn”
Hero
Thanks man!
*THANK* you
how did you find that out?
HOLY FUCK, THANK YOU
Mark in the first episode: "turbo nozzle would be great"
Mark in this episode: "turbo nozzle sucks!"
@KY5 [7th Main Account] Shove off. ESAD.
We asked for him to make a series out of this, we got it. NICE.
@Doofy The Dragon bro what?stop the negativity because no one wants to see or hear it
@Doofy The Dragon after this I am sure you won’t even get a view
Yessir I would watch every single episode ngl
@Doofy The Dragon no it isn't and stop being rude
Not because you asked, it's because he wanted to
I only just realized they updated the playground floor to be acknowledged in separate chunks after mark played it, whenGame Grumps played it you can see ever color section of the floor now counts as separate objects.
When Mark said he's gonna play it because it's what he wants to play I feel nobody thought that would be a bad idea. I think many of us would watch any games he feels like playing or whatever content he may feel like creating.
"stepladder"
Me, in my brain: what are you doing, stepladder?
Mark: you're not my real ladder!
Me: oh that's probably better yeah
Timestamp? I kinda zenned out and stopped listening to Mark lol.
@@fahrenheit2101 8:17
I had the same thought
I thought of it your way too.
Honestly same
Now Mark truly understands why Ethan was so excited about the pressure washer in Unus Annus.
Unus anus? What is that..
We do not speak of the forbidden name
wtf is unus annus??
@@toomuchyike sad wheeze
It's gone but not forgotten :')
*we do not speak of that*
23:38 the kids shat everywhere 💀
Mark: "I'm trying to imagine every kid in this neighbourhood as Pig Pen from Peanuts."
That's EVERY kid, Mark.
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@@thegoodhunter3707 sports
@@aerofbreath YES SOMEONE DID IT
I would legitimately watch hours of uncut footage of mark playing this game
Same tho
Mood
@卐Savetion卍 Eyo go long and catch this report
He needs to stream this game
Same but like every thing he does
Mark: "I'm not really into satisfying games"
Also Mark: "I couldn't stop thinking about this game"
TBF, those games that claim to be satisfying are nowhere near as satisfying as virtual power washing, which itself is nowhere near as satisfying as _irl_ power washing.
Nice 10.000 Days pfp, dude! :3
@Trash Human Hello fellow tool fan
Mark, you’re playing this game because it is satisfying, we watch you because you’re satisfying, these 2 combined is a dream mark, never stop playing.
Just play this game everyday, we'll all sit back & watch.
Just wait until he realizes he can rotate his nozzle (R), and highlight dirty areas (TAB). I am so glad Mark made me want to own this game lol.
I was about to say the same thing
He realized it on his members only stream
He's gonna feel a little dumb for not looking at the controls that show up before starting a job
Thats what I've been screaming at him to do through the screen🤣😅
And don't forget clicking the Right mouse button
"I tend to look at jobs as one big thing rather than a ton of little things, and that's what I need to work on in life."
The fact that I am hearing my therapist's advice from Markiplier means I'm doing something wrong. 😅
*right. it’s good when you hear the same things from multiple people, especially your heroes. makes you realize they’re right.
@@aliasthefreakazoid2649 Exactly! Sometimes you just need to get affirmation from multiple people. Also, everyone is different. If OP wants to look at jobs as a ton of little things, that's ok! But if looking at jobs as one big thing helps them finish their work, that's ok too! That doesn't mean they're doing something WRONG, per se, but it's right that they're getting confirmation that this way of thinking DOES indeed work for a lot of people!
No job is too big, if you divide it into smaller parts. And if it still looks too big, keep dividing it, until you have the confidence to take it on.
I learned that a long time ago. I still struggle to abide by it sometimes, but it has certainly helped.
Oof, that's not good
Hi, I'm French, I've just started the game, it's super satisfying! I spent 1 hour cleaning a house, lol. I didn't think it could relax me! your videos are great, have a nice day
People in the comments when he said I will appear in your closet, “Ooh, I’ve always wanted to meet Mark.”
Legit my thoughts after the 'threat' were "hey free pair of headphones and I get to meet markiplier
"oh hey. Welcome to the closet. Don't mind the blood and mess, I was recently thrown back here, before that it was pretty organized"
He’ll come out of the closet. ;)
markiplier content sucks mines is better.
@@damasuz225 who is you?
Mark: "I'm never using soap. It just leaves too much behind."
*1 hour later*
Mark: "I don't care. It'll be quicker, I'll just use the soap."
*10 minutes later*
Mark: "I'm never using soap. It just leaves too much behind."
Repeat infinitely.
Me in subatica idk if I spelled it right
@@amywhite3136 subnautica
@@AltoDerivative thank you
@@amywhite3136 what does this have to do with subnautica
Lather rinse repeat
“Am I crazy for liking this?” not me staying up 2 hours later than I should just to watch 2 parts watching with pure joy.
Someone’s going to tell him to take a look at the controls though you can rotate the nozzle and activate like a radar that the shows dirt
I unironically found the stepladder joke funny and then laughed even harder when Mark tried to remind me that he’s funny.
Mark: "I just had to play. I've been thinking about it all day"
Everyone in the last episode who commented that they'd love a series of this: 👀
@KY5 [7th Main Account] is that a joke?
@@DuongTran-mm2rt what do you expect from a clown?😂
@KY5 [7th Main Account] that's an awful joke wtf
@KY5 [7th Main Account] What is wrong with you
@KY5 [7th Main Account] That has nothing to do with the topic, and that’s something you shouldn’t joke about
… when you realize that this is likely all volcanic ash all over their town because there’s an active volcano.
Mark having played this game:
Tab: shows you missing dirt
R: rotates your nozzle
@Savetion 卐
Why you look like that one kid from Polar Express
Anyone else want a spooky version of this where you exclusively clean haunted places while being annoyed by ghosts? Like you need to befriend the ghosts firsts or they kill you so you have to figure it out while cleaning?