it never fails to amaze me when Jesse talks about food. yes dough is flour and water but, its also salt, sometimes sugar and, yeast. the reason it takes time is you have to kneed the dough to make gluten and the yeast has to be warm, eat and "fart" to proof the dough. this is what makes the dough light and airy. if you just added flour and water it would be essentially a tortilla.
yeah and it needs to be stored in a fridge for a few hours for the best flavor. Granted I do agree that it's very odd for a pizza place to run out of dough, it's like throwing money away.
I assume they make their dough the day before, then proof/rest it overnight. So when they run out, they run out. Any dough made today would be for tomorrow.
@@McDumDum you can proof in a fridge but that would take longer to do so. leaving it in a warm place is good if you dont have any thing that can proof it.
@@JRSiebz when i worked in a bakery my boss would show up like around 9 to get ovens and things hot and, start working on the dough for breads. I would show up to pan up cookies and various things that needed to go in-between pastries and breads. as far as i know yeah pizza places make a certain amount and that should last them for service. though alot of places unless you know they make the dough they just getting it from a restaurant supplier .
Professional chef chiming in about the dough! Yes, it is easy to make, but it takes plenty of time to mix, knead, shape and proof. The proofing alone is generally at least overnight, if not a full 24 hours. Sauce you can get a full batch done in half an hour in a pinch.
Jesse: "It's just flour and water, just make more pizza dough." Me: "Oh, Jesse..." But for real this got me about as angry as "Yorkshire pudding is a breadbowl." He said years ago on co-optional.
Even with a newer car, I use a sunshade in the summer so it's not an oven after parking into the sun all day. Cracking the windows for an added bonus and lessens the weird off-gassing from the interior plastics onto the windows.
You can make flatbread dough in a short amount of time. But real Pizza dough takes 24 hours to mature, which is what gives it that extra flavour and lightness
It confounds me how little Jesse and Crendor know about food. This and the banana ethylene bit. These are things you should have picked up by the time you’re 40.
@@LiveErrors Dude, even if you don't bake, by the time you're 40, you should know that dough takes time to rise. I'm not saying they should know the measurements and techniques, but knowing that you can't just whip out pizza dough on command should be common sense.
@@BluishGnome you can make Dough Rise very fast with Dry yeast, sure it makes for a lower quality product that will make you very thirsty but it is possible but dough Maturation there is no shortcut for, hence you can make flat bread quick but not pizza
@@LiveErrorsYea, buddy. I understand. I actually went to culinary school, worked in restaurants globally, etc. etc. But, we both know wtf we're talking about, so please stop making excuses for the fact that making proper pizza dough takes time and anyone sane adult knows that fact. Wtf is wrong with you?
Pizza dough is Flour, Water, Salt, Yeast, maybe sugar depending on the recipe. Oh... and TIME. you have to mix it up like bread and let that sucker proof for a while. Sauce takes less time to make. Pizza Dough is around 12 to 24 hours. Yes, half a day to a full day just chillin' in the back. Epicurious did a whole series on perfecting various pizza ingredients.
I literally just walked past like eight different sunscreen protectors for car windows on my way to work. They're still around and it's doing just fine in Texas 8:11
Hope you get better soon, Jesse! I know a bunch of folks came away with COVID from EVO. Make sure to test for that! Heard the rapid tests have trouble detecting this variant, so swabbing deep in the mouth and throat can be needed to get a positive result.
Allergies can come and go throughout your life. My mom developed a slight cat allergy. We had cats growing up. Still had them when she had her allergy. But her allergy would only flare up every so often, it wasn't a constant nuisance either. So severity can obviously vary even in the same person.
Those small towns on the sides of the state lines are often mostly to support the entertainment that is legal on one side and not the other. The Tennessee side of the Kentucky / Tennessee has fireworks.
Good pizza dough requires specific flour and resting overnight to allow the dough to proof well. If you had someone whip up some dough to be used immediately you'd have a bad pizza.
WEATHER REQUEST! Putting in my request again. Westminster, Maryland. It was where the Articles of Confederation were written, the first constitution of the United States. It has festivals throughout the year, including the week long Fall Fest, which has several events and a large carnival, as well as the Flower and Jazz Festival.
Weather request for Falun (where we we would have recently had the King visit by the time this will reach you) we have an awesome copper mine and home to various skisports and other things
1: You can still get con flu even if you clean your hands, it's in the air too. 2: Cox and Crendor goes to Vegas when? 3: Pizza dough also has yeast, and that needs at least a day to rise.
I had a hard inner banana part this week. First time ever. The weird thing, is that the other banana in the bunch were fine. Only one of them was weirdly black and hard in the center. I didn't eat it.
DATE MILKSHAKES? I don't know of any place between Vegas and LA, but HADLEY'S on I-10 just outside of LA has them. Never had a date milkshake, but it's a family tradition to stop by and get dates and other dried fruits on the way back to Phoenix. TRUST ME, you have to stop at Hadley's at least once.
Yes Jesse. Go Matildas! The Aussie girls definitely have fight in them. The game against France took 3 hours and 20 penalty shots and neither team gave an inch the whole time. Wednesday is going to be wild and England is only ranked 1 higher than France in the world rankings.
Pizza dough does actually take a little while to make. It's kinda like making bread so you have to wait for the gluten to develop and all that shit. Little wild that a pizza place would run out though
I'ma second this. Pizza dough needs 24 hours to properly rise. I've worked in pizzerias where we ran out of dough for the day. One of them opted to use the dough we had just made that same morning and it definitely showed.
There have been many war for Gotland and it have been swedish for a very longtime. The Danes took it 1300 and much later in 1600 the swedish king karl 10 took it back. There have been many more conflitcs where Gotland have been invaded. But now its ours, take that Denmark 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
“You’re telling me Sweden got it?” I mean historically Sweden was the strongest Nordic country in the early modern period by a fair margin. Denmark-Norway was the inferior rival. Sweden participated in the Thirty Years’ War which involved most of the major land powers in Europe and later it was able to maintain a war against Russia for 20 years. Also Finland didn’t exist as an independent country until very recently. It was part of Sweden until the Napoleonic Wars and then a subject of Russia until WW1.
So mr.cox You're telling me been- her something up. You don't want to wait in line cuz you're a bad lazy... You could have got some great stories at it
Hank ate the intro
The gang should have invested in bearsafe intros
"Sometimes I eat bananas and they make my tongue hurt."
That has to be one of the most Crendor statements ever. 🤣
Timestamps
Start: 0:07
Traffic: 44:12
Weather: 45:24 (Visby, Sweden)
Sports: 53:13
Fact of the day: 56:51
Big news story: 1:02:06
Hank the Tank is an idea, a dream, and goal for all of us.
All hail Hank the Tank! 🐻
it never fails to amaze me when Jesse talks about food. yes dough is flour and water but, its also salt, sometimes sugar and, yeast. the reason it takes time is you have to kneed the dough to make gluten and the yeast has to be warm, eat and "fart" to proof the dough. this is what makes the dough light and airy. if you just added flour and water it would be essentially a tortilla.
yeah and it needs to be stored in a fridge for a few hours for the best flavor. Granted I do agree that it's very odd for a pizza place to run out of dough, it's like throwing money away.
I assume they make their dough the day before, then proof/rest it overnight. So when they run out, they run out. Any dough made today would be for tomorrow.
@@McDumDum you can proof in a fridge but that would take longer to do so. leaving it in a warm place is good if you dont have any thing that can proof it.
@@JRSiebz when i worked in a bakery my boss would show up like around 9 to get ovens and things hot and, start working on the dough for breads. I would show up to pan up cookies and various things that needed to go in-between pastries and breads. as far as i know yeah pizza places make a certain amount and that should last them for service. though alot of places unless you know they make the dough they just getting it from a restaurant supplier .
Professional chef chiming in about the dough! Yes, it is easy to make, but it takes plenty of time to mix, knead, shape and proof. The proofing alone is generally at least overnight, if not a full 24 hours. Sauce you can get a full batch done in half an hour in a pinch.
Jesse: "It's just flour and water, just make more pizza dough."
Me: "Oh, Jesse..."
But for real this got me about as angry as "Yorkshire pudding is a breadbowl." He said years ago on co-optional.
I was so excited for this episode the second I saw the Hank news
Even with a newer car, I use a sunshade in the summer so it's not an oven after parking into the sun all day. Cracking the windows for an added bonus and lessens the weird off-gassing from the interior plastics onto the windows.
Love me some Hank the Tank updates 🥰
You can make flatbread dough in a short amount of time. But real Pizza dough takes 24 hours to mature, which is what gives it that extra flavour and lightness
It confounds me how little Jesse and Crendor know about food. This and the banana ethylene bit. These are things you should have picked up by the time you’re 40.
Not everyone bakes
@@LiveErrors Dude, even if you don't bake, by the time you're 40, you should know that dough takes time to rise. I'm not saying they should know the measurements and techniques, but knowing that you can't just whip out pizza dough on command should be common sense.
@@BluishGnome you can make Dough Rise very fast with Dry yeast, sure it makes for a lower quality product that will make you very thirsty but it is possible
but dough Maturation there is no shortcut for, hence you can make flat bread quick but not pizza
@@LiveErrorsYea, buddy. I understand. I actually went to culinary school, worked in restaurants globally, etc. etc. But, we both know wtf we're talking about, so please stop making excuses for the fact that making proper pizza dough takes time and anyone sane adult knows that fact. Wtf is wrong with you?
I live in Florida, even with the tinted windows a LOT of people use sun shades on their windshield because the sun sucks down here.
You guys should do Axebridge, UK for weather. Its super medieval it's got like 50 old doors and a museum
Pizza dough is Flour, Water, Salt, Yeast, maybe sugar depending on the recipe. Oh... and TIME. you have to mix it up like bread and let that sucker proof for a while. Sauce takes less time to make. Pizza Dough is around 12 to 24 hours. Yes, half a day to a full day just chillin' in the back.
Epicurious did a whole series on perfecting various pizza ingredients.
I literally just walked past like eight different sunscreen protectors for car windows on my way to work. They're still around and it's doing just fine in Texas 8:11
Hopefully both of you are feeling better soon & enjoying baldur's gate 3!
Shake the Rhino is back this week!
I hope you both get to 100% soon
Please take care of yourselves
If you guys ever make a "Shake the Rhino!" shirt, I will definitely buy it 😂
Hope you get better soon, Jesse! I know a bunch of folks came away with COVID from EVO. Make sure to test for that! Heard the rapid tests have trouble detecting this variant, so swabbing deep in the mouth and throat can be needed to get a positive result.
Have one of those windshield sun shades for my 2000 Toyota but honestly got lazy. now it just lives in my trunk
Allergies can come and go throughout your life. My mom developed a slight cat allergy. We had cats growing up. Still had them when she had her allergy. But her allergy would only flare up every so often, it wasn't a constant nuisance either. So severity can obviously vary even in the same person.
They are called car sun shades and they are still in use. You should use it if you park in the sun.
Been listening for 11 years and you always strike something or another
Yes, a Waning Crescent moon at 46:19.
This better get an animated!! 😂
45:37 Oh shit my best friend lives Visby. Good to know i have a Cox n' Crendor connection on the island.
Greetings from Las Vegas.
I'm visiting you after you just visited me! lol
saw hank the tank story on my google feed earlier this week and knew what was about to happen 😂
Those small towns on the sides of the state lines are often mostly to support the entertainment that is legal on one side and not the other. The Tennessee side of the Kentucky / Tennessee has fireworks.
I hope the hank bit gets animated.
"Baker is right near Las Vegas"
It's almost 100 miles away XD
Thank you for uploading this the day I'm going back to Disneyland
I have a feeling I'm gonna need it
lol
Good pizza dough requires specific flour and resting overnight to allow the dough to proof well. If you had someone whip up some dough to be used immediately you'd have a bad pizza.
I love that so much of this audio episode is them using Google maps.
I still use a sun shield and yeah I'm the only one at work that does it but I have pleather seats and it keeps my seats from burning me when I get in
Cant wait for the animation owo (if it happens of course)
I need an animation of that Hank the Tank reinactment by Jesse, lol.
Absolutely people still have the car windshield heat blocker reflector things. 100%
Hank got arrested to be in bear prison, big sad
Weather Request:
Carcassonne, France.
Famous for its Medieval walls which inspired the board game named after the city.
Weather request for Piedmont, Oklahoma. We have a Sonic! Best burgers however are at the Chinese place…
WEATHER REQUEST! Putting in my request again. Westminster, Maryland. It was where the Articles of Confederation were written, the first constitution of the United States. It has festivals throughout the year, including the week long Fall Fest, which has several events and a large carnival, as well as the Flower and Jazz Festival.
Weather request for Falun (where we we would have recently had the King visit by the time this will reach you) we have an awesome copper mine and home to various skisports and other things
1: You can still get con flu even if you clean your hands, it's in the air too.
2: Cox and Crendor goes to Vegas when?
3: Pizza dough also has yeast, and that needs at least a day to rise.
I had a hard inner banana part this week. First time ever. The weird thing, is that the other banana in the bunch were fine. Only one of them was weirdly black and hard in the center. I didn't eat it.
DATE MILKSHAKES? I don't know of any place between Vegas and LA, but HADLEY'S on I-10 just outside of LA has them. Never had a date milkshake, but it's a family tradition to stop by and get dates and other dried fruits on the way back to Phoenix. TRUST ME, you have to stop at Hadley's at least once.
Yes Jesse. Go Matildas!
The Aussie girls definitely have fight in them. The game against France took 3 hours and 20 penalty shots and neither team gave an inch the whole time.
Wednesday is going to be wild and England is only ranked 1 higher than France in the world rankings.
Crendor could have eaten a not fully formed banana
A food place in the middle of nowhere next to some graveyards sounds all sorts of sketchy to me
Pizza dough does actually take a little while to make. It's kinda like making bread so you have to wait for the gluten to develop and all that shit. Little wild that a pizza place would run out though
I'ma second this. Pizza dough needs 24 hours to properly rise. I've worked in pizzerias where we ran out of dough for the day. One of them opted to use the dough we had just made that same morning and it definitely showed.
I still use a sun shade but maybe thats cause i have an old car.
I'm pretty sure that was the first del taco
Hank the Tank is an idea
Pizza dough needs to rest for multiple hours before it can be used.
If I ever meet you Jesse, I want a picture of us doing an anime girl pose
Man Jesse REALLY likes traffic lol
Some dough is shipped frozen FYI
Wtf where's the intro??? I needed the WAKE YOUR ASS UP ITS TIME FOR COX AND CRENDOR IN THE MORNINNNNGGGG
It's a banana or latex allergy, you need top eating them. My aunt can't eat them at all anymore.
Bananas iirc offgas when ripe and will ripen other fruit near them
There have been many war for Gotland and it have been swedish for a very longtime. The Danes took it 1300 and much later in 1600 the swedish king karl 10 took it back. There have been many more conflitcs where Gotland have been invaded. But now its ours, take that Denmark 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
I've allergies to eggs, nuts, beans, shellfish, and have hayfever & dust allegies :(
My friend is almost the same except various types of melon instead of eggs
No intro?!?! Is this episode even real?? I'm scared!!
“You’re telling me Sweden got it?”
I mean historically Sweden was the strongest Nordic country in the early modern period by a fair margin. Denmark-Norway was the inferior rival. Sweden participated in the Thirty Years’ War which involved most of the major land powers in Europe and later it was able to maintain a war against Russia for 20 years.
Also Finland didn’t exist as an independent country until very recently. It was part of Sweden until the Napoleonic Wars and then a subject of Russia until WW1.
Dexbonus recently discovered she was allergic to bananas too. It can develop later in life even if you've never reacted to bananas before.
Was Gotland the origin of Goth aesthetic?
I love ya'll but could you please spend a bit less time on google maps? I can't see ya screens lol.
The lack of the opening sound was jarring. lol
When they go to sports I zone out
WHERES THE INTRO?
1:00:39 just add a nickname to people then on steam? and you get like a permantent not with your writing behind their current nickname
Hahaha superdrugs to celebs :D
Never clicked so fast
spain is like 50mil people Sweden is like 10mil? how isn't the country with the least amount of population to pick players from, the underdog?
F*ck Del Taco.
The worst case of food poisoning I EVER had.
So mr.cox You're telling me been- her something up. You don't want to wait in line cuz you're a bad lazy... You could have got some great stories at it
want to try again?