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  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 7 років тому +1407

    I love how Nintendo themselves, of all people, told the developers that those four bonus costumes weren't sexy enough.

    • @Crazy_2100
      @Crazy_2100 7 років тому +109

      Morgil that happened? *Respect for Nintendo +1*

    • @WindyREDPanda
      @WindyREDPanda 6 років тому +66

      Morgil Well Nintendo did allow Senran Kagura game on 3DS with Breast increase/Decrease.

    • @WindyREDPanda
      @WindyREDPanda 6 років тому +23

      The Cheese Man see Senran Kagura on 3DS. Violent boobies galore.

    • @ophigreen2096
      @ophigreen2096 6 років тому +57

      @@Crazy_2100 Specifically, they asked for the Link costume to show more cleavage.
      They MAY have asked for one of the skirts to be shorter, but I cannot remember if that was actually a thing.

    • @Christmasko
      @Christmasko 5 років тому +50

      Haters: nintendo is for kids
      Nintendo: bayonetta

  • @GoJoLy2301
    @GoJoLy2301 7 років тому +1399

    The thing about Bayonetta is she isn't sexual bc of boys, she does it bc she wants to and that's a good message

    • @SudsyDiamond
      @SudsyDiamond 5 років тому +39

      How is that a good message?
      Edit: I didn’t understand as a 12 year old please forgive me everyone

    • @theneedforspeeder9575
      @theneedforspeeder9575 5 років тому +51

      Sudsy Diamond lol

    • @neitherlink6612
      @neitherlink6612 5 років тому +336

      Sudsy Diamond being the owner of your own sexuality and having fun with it for your pleasure and not that of another person is quite a good message...

    • @ChaosRipper
      @ChaosRipper 5 років тому +97

      @@neitherlink6612 Now now dont trigger them, they wants girls to hide their sexuality lol

    • @neitherlink6612
      @neitherlink6612 5 років тому +63

      Angel Slayr I know, right? This feminists preach body freedom as long as you do it the way they want, if you do anything that they consider “conventional”, you are a demonic nazi white man.

  • @rcurl44
    @rcurl44 6 років тому +1140

    "Shouldnt a powerful, confident woman who has agency in her own story and isnt defined by her relationship to a man be a breath of fresh air?"
    THANK YOU

  • @strain42
    @strain42 7 років тому +588

    Literally as soon as Jirard was like "But she's not real, and we'll never meet her" I was like "Not true, Pamela Horton exists." and then lo and behold! That was a great bit.

  • @grandarkfang_1482
    @grandarkfang_1482 7 років тому +487

    Is it official that Jirard uses his beard and body hair for clothing?

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 5 років тому +323

    Jirard: Calls Dante Boring.
    The Entire DMC Fandom and even Friendly Bayonetta Fans:
    Say sike right now.

    • @FeralMiah
      @FeralMiah 4 роки тому +14

      Yep.

    • @bayomaycry8210
      @bayomaycry8210 4 роки тому +35

      because anyone who love bayonetta love DMC as well that's the point

    • @partymartin28
      @partymartin28 3 роки тому +31

      Dante WAS boring in DMC1 and 2. He only became an actual character in DMC3 onwards

    • @magita1991
      @magita1991 3 роки тому +16

      @@partymartin28 I like DMC 1 Dante because he was a lot like Leon ( RE 4) but he’s definitely his own character in 3 -5.

    • @Aden877
      @Aden877 3 роки тому +22

      Dante from dmc 1 and 2 is more of a reserved and cocky dude, but in dmc 3, 4 and 5 he turns into the wohoo wacky pizza man that we love

  • @madengineerkyouma
    @madengineerkyouma 7 років тому +771

    That thumbnail is the best thing I've ever seen.

  • @eye_of_pluto
    @eye_of_pluto 6 років тому +309

    I'm currently in the middle of a long ass Bayonetta run and the only thing I refuse to do is the 100% pure platinum run. I'll do everything else except that because that will push my sanity beyond its limit. I tried it, and it's just better for my own health if I don't lmao

    • @ryelebrun6955
      @ryelebrun6955 4 роки тому +13

      I felt that! I almost quit the infinity climax run half way through!

    • @FagatronUchiha
      @FagatronUchiha 4 роки тому +5

      RJ LeBrun I recently unlocked infinite climax on bayonetta 2 and i’m stuck on chapter IV

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah that's too much for me. At most, I'll get 100% achievements but I won't 100% the game for sure. I love DMC1 the most out of all action games and even then getting 100% wore me out. And there was like less than half of unlockables as Bayonetta

    • @FagatronUchiha
      @FagatronUchiha 4 роки тому

      Walamonga 1313 Been working my ass off trying unlock DMD mode on DMC5

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 роки тому +5

      Play it your way
      That's how I play since my Sega Master System days!

  • @sleepingkirby
    @sleepingkirby 7 років тому +224

    My wife had never really looked at Bayonetta until smash announced her as a character. So I showed her some cutscenes and game play. Her response was "That's who I want to be when I grow up." We preordered the amiibo. I asked her what we should name it. She replied "Bada**".

    • @Tanerion
      @Tanerion 7 років тому +15

      Just too bad that so many people never gave Bayonetta the time of day till Smash. I got a lot of people trying to buy my European exclusive First Print Edition from me when she got announced.

    • @sleepingkirby
      @sleepingkirby 7 років тому +9

      It was a timing issue for me. I couldn't afford it both time and money wise when it first came out. My wife and I went and got a copy when we could.

    • @furyberserk
      @furyberserk 5 років тому +3

      @@Tanerion
      Wtf are you on? Sm4sh was based on popularity and she was number 1 in the west by a shit ton. People knew of her long long long before sm4sh. She was even in wonderful101 and Anarchy Reigns. She was never some noname.
      Edit: not to be rude, but are actually just wrong. Dante, Hyabusa, Kratos and Bayo were the top action games the moment they came out and exceedingly praised in the niche genre she was a part in as tied with Dante.

    • @emred4653
      @emred4653 5 років тому +13

      "when ı grow up" how old is your wife?

    • @adjectivenoun5052
      @adjectivenoun5052 5 років тому +5

      I think it was a joke

  • @bored4033
    @bored4033 7 років тому +533

    The thing with bayonetta being over sexualized is most male action heroes also have skin tight outfits and perfect bodies, not to mention most of them flirt just as much as her.

    • @HyouVizer
      @HyouVizer 7 років тому +48

      .......would you guide me to such male heroes .___.

    • @wschippr1
      @wschippr1 7 років тому +23

      Andrés Muñoz
      And neither of those are sexualized...

    • @wschippr1
      @wschippr1 7 років тому +35

      Sputterbugz
      Well there is disagreement on whether she should be considered a sexist character. Obviously some aspects of her are sexist, but that can be said of a lot of characters (there is no such thing as perfect representation). There are aspects to the character that are quite feministic. She's a confident women who achieves her goals without male support. She is independent and charismatic, and she is very feminine and is occupying a role (action hero) that is generally thought of as being restricted to the masculine role (most women who fill that role are more masculine or at least play down their femininity). She is secure in her sexuality and often takes a more "dominant" role in the pseudo-sexual encounters displayed within the game.
      Feminism is not a hivemind. Feminist don't always agree on what is and is not sexist and there are many different branches of the theory. With that said, fourth wave feminism (most consider that fourth-wave started in the late 00's to early 10's, I personally think that it started in 2012 with the Everyday Sexism Project) lacks even more cohesion than did third-wave feminism. 4th wave is focused on the use of technology and social media to spread the movement. It focuses on issues of micro-sexist encounters, body/sex positivity, workplace/online harassment, representation, and the (so called) inclusion of other minorities (racial, disability, queerness, creed, age, class, and so on) into the movement and how this insects with forms of oppression (intersectionality). I don't think that they actually accomplish this as the very nature of social media kind of precludes it from be a reality. Disability, age, and class specifically can be real barriers to this wave of feminism. It's harder to have a voice within technology if you are poor, older people are often less familiar with technology (though that is not always the case, but is more likely), and disability can impede someone's ability to navigate the techno-sphere. This has led to many people defining 4th wave feminism as rich able-bodied white women feminism and I agree. How many contemporary feminists can you think of that cannot be defined by that label? Idk, I just don't think it's great that these people are representing and advocating for other groups that are not really well represented in their movement (and seems kind of hypocritical at that too). Well, I've rambled on too much, I am sure that you don't really care that much about my thoughts on the issue lol.

    • @cube1148
      @cube1148 6 років тому +7

      yea but... who cares

    • @alexgeorge3068
      @alexgeorge3068 6 років тому +16

      Dante not sexualised? Play dmc3 then shut the fuck up.

  • @thembill8246
    @thembill8246 7 років тому +121

    Bayonetta was the first game I ever got 1000/1000 achievement points on. Also infinite climax is a lot easier if you use the accessory that gets rid of witch time (its already gone anyway), and drops a big exploding bomb when you dodge in a way that would normally activate witch time

    • @thembill8246
      @thembill8246 7 років тому +6

      Also, if only you'd played when the Kilgore glitch was still a thing. Made getting platinum super easy

    • @missbunnypaints7743
      @missbunnypaints7743 7 років тому +2

      Timbill Corder same here :3

  • @Kortexual
    @Kortexual 7 років тому +633

    Jesus Christ, I just realized how much my math teacher looks like Bayonetta.

    • @Octopimp
      @Octopimp 7 років тому +187

      Kortex hey can you introduce me to your math teacher??? Please??

    • @limerslimer
      @limerslimer 7 років тому +9

      Octopimp Nice job crushing Woolie at Rev2

    • @rens835
      @rens835 6 років тому +55

      Is it Jeanne? While Bayo is a part-time nun to attract angels to kill, Jeanne is a high school teacher.

    • @scroogemcfyuck8110
      @scroogemcfyuck8110 6 років тому +6

      **gags**

    • @kingcobii
      @kingcobii 6 років тому +12

      Kortex can I join you in math class?!?

  • @Iinneus
    @Iinneus 7 років тому +265

    The shelves:
    >Bayonetta 1
    >Bayonetta 2
    >Viewtiful Joe 1 & 2
    >Bayonetta amiibo
    >The Wonderful 101
    >...
    >an inkling squid

    • @thebapple1800
      @thebapple1800 7 років тому +20

      One of these things is not like the others

    • @carlbrown9021
      @carlbrown9021 7 років тому +10

      One of these things just doesn't belong

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 7 років тому +1

      I think it was to show the games featured in the video. I actually didn't knowhe did reviews so IDK if that's normal for him.

    • @Kreevox
      @Kreevox 7 років тому +2

      I think because it's purple

    • @dukespubber741
      @dukespubber741 7 років тому +11

      Because Jirard is secretly into tentacle hentai. :P

  • @bittybears5287
    @bittybears5287 7 років тому +356

    Fun Fact: Hideki had no idea who Eggman was, and his mention was a complete coincidence.

    • @rockyrex3239
      @rockyrex3239 7 років тому +74

      That just make the joke even MORE haliarus

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 7 років тому +26

      Rocky rex I agree 100%. I found it hilarious when I heard it. Hell… I find Enzo hilarious in general. But that’s just me. I’ve seen some reviews of this game where some people don’t like him. But that’s just their opinion.

    • @sakura368
      @sakura368 6 років тому +8

      hey look it's the eggman

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 5 років тому +7

      How does he work at sega and not know eggman

    • @peter0071000
      @peter0071000 5 років тому +17

      Course he knew who eggman was. Hideki is just trolling. He is known to love trolling gamers

  • @sirdan1987
    @sirdan1987 7 років тому +29

    This is probably one of my favorite episodes. I enjoyed your segments and your explanations on the matter the game presents. Also kudos to Pamela for dropping in on this one, that segment made me smile.

  • @SetnaroX
    @SetnaroX 7 років тому +103

    Always the best to see someone who loves the gameplay aspect of Bayonetta. Good job showcasing this game in its best form, and good work completing it fully.

    • @XenojinHayabusa615
      @XenojinHayabusa615 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't know u watched the completionist! (2 years late, I know)

  • @zacharybosley5740
    @zacharybosley5740 7 років тому +51

    11:34 one of the greatest bits in Completionist history. All it was missing was a cameo by Wallace and Brett

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 7 років тому +4

      Big Boz the water gag really got to me

  • @Iinneus
    @Iinneus 7 років тому +29

    I just want to say that this is the only game I know of where the Achievements and Trophies actually MEAN something in-game. It's so rare, but so relieving! If you go for the Platinum trophy, you can believe that that will be reflected in your actual save file with something.

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 7 років тому +951

    You're the only person I know who can make women with beards work.

    • @sgtwolf7391
      @sgtwolf7391 7 років тому +7

      Nana-Kyoto yeah no it's desterbing.

    • @glorboguncho6108
      @glorboguncho6108 7 років тому +7

      Nana-Kyoto try the circus

    • @MetallicStar6
      @MetallicStar6 7 років тому

      Nana-Kyoto XD

    • @acedianihil8208
      @acedianihil8208 7 років тому +15

      All dwarves male or female have facial hair canonically in most fantasy settings, just as all girls in real life have underarm hair and peach fuzz. pretending doesn't make these things not real.

    • @Ishbot
      @Ishbot 7 років тому +20

      You talking bout the thumbnail? Cuz that ain't no woman

  • @samvimes9510
    @samvimes9510 7 років тому +37

    17:13 holy shit, I don't know if it's the fluid animation or what, but those ice skates look amazing

  • @charliejones3069
    @charliejones3069 7 років тому +160

    So sorry about the 120 episodes today. You are still an awesome youtuber and I was playing this game on the Xbox One just earlier today:)

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 7 років тому

      Charlie Jones what episodes?

    • @pinchauvas9747
      @pinchauvas9747 7 років тому +1

      What happened?

    • @Shade2800
      @Shade2800 7 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/onlCuZEn9e4/v-deo.html
      This update video he did explains it.

    • @Kyle-ii4fp
      @Kyle-ii4fp 7 років тому +5

      #FUCKGREG

  • @daltongibson1033
    @daltongibson1033 7 років тому +70

    PILLOW TALK IS AN OKAMI REFERENCE
    WAKKA'S SWORD

  • @nik700
    @nik700 7 років тому +210

    Did... did you just call Dante... boring?!

    • @DazzzTube
      @DazzzTube 6 років тому +21

      nik700 Maybe he is talking about DMC2 Dante? 😰

    • @sunfeatherX3
      @sunfeatherX3 6 років тому +18

      He is tho...
      Playing devil may cry, no matter which version, bored me to death

    • @LoBakunAwa
      @LoBakunAwa 6 років тому +30

      @@sunfeatherX3 I can see your point for Devil May Cry 1 and 2 Dante, but what about 3 and 4 Dante?

    • @sakura368
      @sakura368 6 років тому +13

      dante is just as badass as cereza

    • @sakura368
      @sakura368 6 років тому

      also he's getting a new game again, isn't he?

  • @shyguy4no1
    @shyguy4no1 3 роки тому +17

    You know... (after finally being able to watch this video) being a fan of Bayonetta and Pamela Horton... having her in this episode was actually a shock and pretty damned awesome.

    • @shyguy4no1
      @shyguy4no1 3 роки тому +3

      And both of your reactions to Pamela would probably be my response to her as well.

  • @wheeledjustice7381
    @wheeledjustice7381 7 років тому +147

    Speaking of Okami, you should do Okami. That game's f'ing amazing!
    EDIT: Holy crap, is that grey in your beard? Stress is getting to you, my dude.

    • @17thArcana
      @17thArcana 7 років тому +4

      Okami would be nice.
      Problem is, the game would probably take a while on what I would already imagine is a taxing schedule.
      Getting all the fish was a major time sink for me, not to mention feeding all the animals was a nightmare.
      That being said, I don't think it would take as nearly as much time as Bayonetta has or some of the game that the achievements are based on multiplayer shenanigans .

    • @derealderolo4303
      @derealderolo4303 7 років тому +4

      WheeledJustice ah I would love if he did okami, but XVII has a really good point. The stray beads took me an insane amount of time to collect too :/

    • @17thArcana
      @17thArcana 7 років тому

      Stray Beads are worth it though. Infinite Health, Ink Gauge and x10 Attack and Magic if memory serves me correctly, and getting the Cherry Blossom rank on everything else for the other skins to play around with are a nice reward.
      The others (treasure, fish, the bestiary), unless if he was playing the HD PS3 version, there wouldn't be any incentive for them and the HD version just gives you the achievement.

    • @Kraklano
      @Kraklano 7 років тому

      XVII Having completed it shortly after getting a PS3 last year, I don't think it would be a huge timesink. I completed it in maybe four days, and Jirard has had many games take the full week. What makes Okami quicker is because, unlike Bayonetta, it's literally impossible to die in it, and there's not really any ranking system.

    • @17thArcana
      @17thArcana 7 років тому

      Yeah, it's impossible to die if you're good at video games. (I've seen people die in it, it made me sad).

  • @kombomaster9141
    @kombomaster9141 4 роки тому +16

    Cerveza calling Bayonetta mummy is the cutest thing ever

    • @cailynvries1788
      @cailynvries1788 3 роки тому +2

      Right! I love Cereza she’s the cutest!!

  • @johnnyscifi
    @johnnyscifi 7 років тому +15

    I love how the demons that dante fought as bosses in the first Devil May Cry ended up being Bayonetta's summons (phantom/spider, gryphon, etc)
    PS: i also loved Bayonetta!!!

  • @tonts5329
    @tonts5329 7 років тому +14

    Bayonetta's one of those amazing games I started and had to stop, for whatever reason. This review has reminded me a lot, of what I loved about the game. So I'll tackle the game again, hopefully in 2017 or early 2018. Also looking forward to seeing Jirard play and complete Shovel Knight again, since it'll likely have all 3 additional campaigns and Amiibo support.

  • @currentlybeingremade9706
    @currentlybeingremade9706 6 років тому +24

    I think we all forgot that Bae-onetta has the life saver, if you don’t know what.. then here’s the saying: “Thick thighs, save lives” also THERES NO RIVER, W I D E R T H A N A M I L E! I M C R O S S I N G Y O U I N S T Y L E.

  • @Mcaark
    @Mcaark 5 років тому +5

    @12:18 That pirouette with a gun got me, I don’t know why. It just made me chuckle so hard.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 роки тому

      FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN!
      XD

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 2 роки тому

      Pamela is Bayonetta 😉

  • @BrD4GOD
    @BrD4GOD 3 роки тому +4

    Dude.... This blows my mind! I had such a hard time with this game when it first came out that I straight up rage quit. But I'm going back to it after many years. This game game has Soo much more than what I thought it did. Amazing!

  • @SinbadNaiver
    @SinbadNaiver 6 років тому +5

    12:15 LOL!!! Jirard's reaction like "DUDE...Was she HIDING A FREAKING PISTOL IN THE FRIDGE?!?!?!"

  • @Jasonwolf1495
    @Jasonwolf1495 7 років тому +12

    11:30 Alex = Me every time I'm at a con and a cute cosplayer talks to me.
    11:30 Jirard = Me every time I'm at a con when a cute cosplayer is talking to my friend

  • @stefanoschincoa8410
    @stefanoschincoa8410 7 років тому +9

    So happy you finally review one of my favorite game of all time!

  • @MoonSpiritChannel
    @MoonSpiritChannel 7 років тому +363

    Well Jirard, you know what that means...complete Devil May Cry. All of them, including the DMC reboot.

    • @pyromaniaco2022
      @pyromaniaco2022 7 років тому +7

      DMC 2 Too?

    • @CompleteProducer84
      @CompleteProducer84 7 років тому +2

      Which is the one that is near impossible on the hardest mode?

    • @danielalvarado583
      @danielalvarado583 7 років тому +12

      Adamack Beats devil may cry 3

    • @firerath
      @firerath 7 років тому

      MoonSpirit yes. YES. that would be amazing.

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 7 років тому

      I know he likes Donte's game, but I'm still gonna poop on it.

  • @DelphieNEhuntah
    @DelphieNEhuntah 7 років тому +83

    Hideki created her.... so to speak, Mari Shimazaki (Shimako) though was her designer.... a female artist at Platinum. I love all this talk sometimes you hear about oh bayo is soo over sexualised typical male creation etc..... yet they are all wrong :D

    • @a-aronander-son5861
      @a-aronander-son5861 5 років тому +8

      At the same time most games have male protagonists that are either ripped and chiseled, tall fair and handsome, are a mix of the above with godlike skill sets that transcend any man in the planet. Females may be over sexualized like Bayonetta, but males are as well. I just don't get why all the complaining happens when these kind of female characters show up.

    • @colddripgaming
      @colddripgaming 5 років тому +3

      @@a-aronander-son5861 being attractive is very different to being a sex object.

    • @colddripgaming
      @colddripgaming 4 роки тому

      @@axellea1592 I'm quite confident you're referring to someone else and have mistakenly tagged me

    • @HexManiacQuinn
      @HexManiacQuinn 4 роки тому +2

      @@colddripgaming They were making a joke, if you reread the conversation. And in my opinion? Yes, there's a difference between being a sex object and being attractive. However, very often when a character is criticized for being nothing more than a sex object... they are simply attractive.

  • @diatrigger6636
    @diatrigger6636 7 років тому +77

    Ooh, East? I thought you said "Weast."

    • @ASLTheatre
      @ASLTheatre 7 років тому +7

      That's West Patrick. You're fired again!

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 7 років тому +1

      Trigspro789 that’s west. You’re fired again.

    • @ShiningTaiga
      @ShiningTaiga 7 років тому

      Jesse Schmies 9,951
      9,952

    • @shadow6543
      @shadow6543 7 років тому +5

      Spongebob references will never get old to me always funny

    • @aussieman1234
      @aussieman1234 7 років тому +1

      What kind'a map are ye readin' boy?

  • @oddishu
    @oddishu 5 років тому +41

    “One of my favorite games of all time!” He literally says for every game.

    • @bayomaycry8210
      @bayomaycry8210 4 роки тому +2

      but he is saying the true, bayonetta is the game of all time

    • @kombomaster9141
      @kombomaster9141 4 роки тому

      @@bayomaycry8210 hello

    • @CrustedPork
      @CrustedPork 4 роки тому +1

      It's just typical gamer lingo. You'll always have 200 favorite games of all time. They each bring their own individual flavor and uniqueness to the table and so it's okay to have a "favorite" game of all time even if that means it's way more than just one.

  • @diz5313
    @diz5313 7 років тому +734

    Press F to pay respects to the old videos.

  • @dragonheartrave7687
    @dragonheartrave7687 7 років тому +65

    DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DEVIL MAY CRY REFERENCES ARE IN THIS GAME

    • @bayomaycry8210
      @bayomaycry8210 6 років тому +17

      devil may cry 1 and bayonetta 1 was made by the same game guy in the end

    • @VicMeep
      @VicMeep 4 роки тому +2

      I only know about one which is the "angel may cry" achievement.

    • @VicMeep
      @VicMeep 4 роки тому

      @Sweg Boi ...wow, neat! I never played any DMC game, only two demos and had no idea there were that many cool references.

    • @OnePunchYume
      @OnePunchYume 4 роки тому

      @Sweg Boi Viewtiful Joe sometimes says "let's rock, baby, yeah!"

  • @andrewjones5303
    @andrewjones5303 6 років тому +6

    As someone who isn't a completionist - I went out of my way to 100% Bayonetta. I did everything Jirard(?); got Sai-Fung, the Climax Bracelet, all the Tears of Blood etc. and all I gotta say is...
    Completely worth it.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 роки тому

      You've inspired me brother; I downloaded both of them on the Switch 2 months ago. Wish me luck. :)

    • @andrewjones5303
      @andrewjones5303 4 роки тому

      @@98953812 Good luck. You'll need it.

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 2 роки тому +2

    I absolutely love how Bayonetta's last third fights make UA-cam's compressing absolutely sweat. The utter chaos of, let's say fight a priest flying on peacock feathers on a piece of building falling down is peak Bayo.

  • @firerath
    @firerath 7 років тому +17

    2:37
    ... I'm not sure that "boring" is the best word to go here but ok

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 роки тому +1

      Add "in comparison" and... PERFECT

    • @stiefn3825
      @stiefn3825 3 роки тому

      @@Ramsey276one Dante in 3 and 5 is far more layered than Cereza.

  • @guilhermecaiado5384
    @guilhermecaiado5384 3 роки тому +2

    Bayonetta is basically a PS2 era game, but nowadays.
    Free from DLCs, microtransactions, fully funtional and full of extra content

  • @Javierm0n0
    @Javierm0n0 7 років тому +157

    FLYYYY me to the moon. Pun with mee amoung the STARRRS.

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 7 років тому +20

      Javierm0n0 Fly me to the Moon, And let me play among the stars. Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars. In other words, hold my hand… In other words, Darling kiss me. Fill my heart with song, and let me sing forever more. You are all I long for, all I worship and adore. In other words, please be true… In other words, I love you.

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 7 років тому +6

      There are the lyrics for you. Lol.

    • @milkymilk3888
      @milkymilk3888 5 років тому +3

      @@BlindMelonLord Have you heard the frank sinatra version

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 4 роки тому +1

      Milky MiLk yes… And it’s the same lyrics, just with a guy singing instead of a girl. That’s the only difference. Oh… And it’s much jazzyerr given Frank Sinatra was a jazz/swing singer. whatever you want to refer to it as.

  • @bankruptedwizard1413
    @bankruptedwizard1413 3 роки тому +3

    This one of my favorites games of all time, and I never realized how much content was in it. I never knew those gunchucks were a thing!

  • @cassyblack3346
    @cassyblack3346 6 років тому +12

    I love this game and character so much, I even picked up a Nintendo Switch almost solely so that I could play the remastered first and second games and wait impatiently for the third. It is just bonkers and I have played it over and over again. That being said though I will NEVER be able to complete it. I simply do not have the reflexes needed to be absolutely perfect (especially against Gracious and Glorious, those fuckers). Major props to you for doing it all so beautifully.
    Any chance you might do an episode on Bayonetta 2?

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 роки тому

      Same...
      I'm STILL trying to buy it without ending in a water diet for weeks! XD

  • @raze667
    @raze667 7 років тому +62

    Hey! Dante from Devil May Cry isn't boring. T.T

    • @bayomaycry8210
      @bayomaycry8210 6 років тому +9

      he is not at all >> the bad boy son of sparda

  • @yourcollegedebt8384
    @yourcollegedebt8384 7 років тому +43

    People called the Wii U the new Virtual Boy.
    With stuff like this, I call it the new DreamCast.

    • @sgtwolf7391
      @sgtwolf7391 7 років тому +3

      Super Saiyan Devil I guess i don't disagree with you there.

    • @kainhighwind2
      @kainhighwind2 7 років тому +10

      The Wii U is a super underrated console. Bayonetta 2, Hyrule Warriors, and Xenoblade Chronicles X by themselves were enough to justify the console for me. Smash 4 was icing on the cake, PLUS the 100% Wii backwards compatibility make it an amazing console to own.

    • @TeruteruBozusama
      @TeruteruBozusama 7 років тому +4

      kainhighwind2 and it even bought Earthbound to Europe!

    • @NetConsole
      @NetConsole 7 років тому +1

      Correction, MatPat did with retarded reasoning.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 7 років тому +2

      I love my Wii U. It could've been better, but it still had some amazing games. Finally got to play Windwaker. And the HD version looks amazing.

  • @theneedforspeeder9575
    @theneedforspeeder9575 5 років тому +7

    22:13 Holy shit, that's just insane

  • @SpiderGoblin2012
    @SpiderGoblin2012 7 років тому +55

    So here's an idea. What if Platinum made a Sonic Game? Just Think about it! I've been dying to know what a Sonic styled fast paced beat-em-up action game would be like since Unleashed and Boom brought up the idea, before falling flat on their respective faces. I think it'd be like Sonic Heroes, not in the team gameplay aspect, although that would be cool, but they'd have sections of enemies you have to take out to progress, but instead of spamming the homing attack, there'd be actual combat. And maybe doing well in the combat sections could take seconds off your time, or be included in the ranking system some how
    And i don't mean to hate on Unleashed, as i actually really like that game, but the werehog is not what i wanted out of a Sonic the Hedgehog Beat-em-Up

    • @majorclementine1412
      @majorclementine1412 5 років тому

      I think they've done sonic dirty too many times for other devs to want to delve into sonic games

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 5 років тому

      @@majorclementine1412 With how much money Sonic makes, I'd think many development studios would want to cash in on it.

    • @yoyokai117
      @yoyokai117 5 років тому

      I think they tried that in sonic boom..if you even want to make that comparison, maybe even black night but that didnt turn out well either..

    • @owo4288
      @owo4288 5 років тому +1

      @@yoyokai117 Black Knight's problem is motion control combine with endless run mobile game genre. If it had been on other console and had not had that genre mix in, it would have been decent

    • @soopercheese2872
      @soopercheese2872 4 роки тому

      no

  • @PaddyMcMe
    @PaddyMcMe 7 років тому +1

    Seriously this guy is the hardest working man on UA-cam. The amount of time that goes into these episodes is nuts. I don't know how he manages to put out as many episodes a year as he does. *I wish someone would go through all his videos and tally up the total amount of game play time.*
    Then maybe total amount of episode time and see how many game play minutes/hours goes into UA-cam video episode minutes. It'd be something ridiculous I'm sure.

  • @ArthurCrane92
    @ArthurCrane92 7 років тому +27

    I really hope the Bayonetta games get ported to the Switch. They deserve a second life on a Nintendo console.

    • @grassroots15
      @grassroots15 6 років тому +9

      Arturo Garza and look where we are now...

    • @grassroots15
      @grassroots15 6 років тому +1

      @Sam Diaz lol

    • @lunarrhythm7344
      @lunarrhythm7344 5 років тому

      Now will you hope wind waker hd and twilight princess hd get switch ports?

    • @baltoderpfish9471
      @baltoderpfish9471 5 років тому

      @@grassroots15 Now we have Astral Chain too tide us over till Bayo 3

  • @coplayit2127
    @coplayit2127 7 років тому +1

    We literally just finished recording videos for this game, and then we find this? Guess it's just a good day for Bayonetta! Awesome video Jirard. Nice to see there's some decent completion bonuses in this one, even if it is a grueling task to complete it!

  • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
    @Howitchewstofeel5gum 4 роки тому +3

    "The story never quite reaches the insane levels of Kingdom Hearts"
    THANK GOD

  • @DiegoEagler96
    @DiegoEagler96 7 років тому +2

    Oh my god, Jirard! Amazing job! I love the beginning part of this video, were you talk about what things worry you about completing this game. I hadn't seen your videos in a while so I don't know when you implemented this feature into your video structure but I adore it. Hats off to you.

  • @21powah
    @21powah 5 років тому +5

    I was on the fence on finally giving this game a shot but now, what the hey I'll give it a shot! Nice video Mr. Completionist!

    • @R1L3Y73
      @R1L3Y73 2 роки тому

      I know this is three years later but I’m curious, did you love it? 😍

  • @TheGoldenBolt
    @TheGoldenBolt 7 років тому +197

    One criticism I still have about the modern Completionist videos: This facade that you're completing these games from 0 to 100% in a week every time. In this one, you even said that you've been working to complete the game for a long time in the cold open, and then later do the "I'm afraid of all the difficulty levels, because I have to do all this in a week" thing!
    I know, it's such a minor thing, and I'm being generic UA-cam complainer right now, but lines like that take me out of the video. Everything else, I love, as always, it's just that one teeeeensy thing.

    • @Lashteen
      @Lashteen 7 років тому +2

      That's because he uses hacked save files, just like in his latest Splatoon video lol

    • @WolfieXp
      @WolfieXp 7 років тому +14

      Any proof? Other than the fact that completing Splatoon is insanely difficult

    • @HeapOfBones
      @HeapOfBones 7 років тому +30

      That facade died permanently after the Skyrim episode. The weekly tempo is clearly on a game-by-game basis now. Plus, it's not really even a facade when he explicitly informs that it took a long time. And even then, being scared of the difficulty levels is totally valid, it's not like Jirard does anything in a slow, lax manner anyway.

    • @TheGoldenBolt
      @TheGoldenBolt 7 років тому +12

      HeapOfBones I mean, like I said, in this video he both said he DIDN'T complete the game in a week and not five minutes afterwards that it'd be a challenge for him to do so, so there's still an attempt to keep that narrative going. There's a disconnect between the on-camera and voiceover scripts, that's where my nitpick is!

    • @HeapOfBones
      @HeapOfBones 7 років тому +4

      But it is still a challenge to do all the difficulty levels? At no point does he say that it's a challenge _because_ he's doing it in a week, that's just an assumption you're adding due to that being a part of it in the past (for some games). The challenge of completion has a lot of aspects, not just the (potential) time limit.

  • @zaneex4043
    @zaneex4043 4 роки тому +3

    Recently got my hands on the remaster and I've finished it 4 times.
    Every time I play this game I think to myself "they will probably never make a game like this again" which is just sad

  • @johngaete2413
    @johngaete2413 7 років тому +5

    11:19 Stan "The Man" lee is no longer the king of cameos

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 7 років тому +36

    2:36 I trusted you, Jirard. And u go around spreading dirty lies about my boi???

  • @senorfrog5605
    @senorfrog5605 3 роки тому +2

    its like DMC had a baby with dead or alive. i bought a Wii U just to play this game (and pt2), but then it came out on steam.... so i guess i bought a wiiU to literally play 1 game. im still terrible... but ive never had so much fun being terrible. also, apparently i should just wait for anything i buy to go on sale because i never use anything i buy until theyre like 3 years old anyway.

  • @ThisIsCSDX
    @ThisIsCSDX 7 років тому +8

    I bet Jirard is gonna review a Metroid game next week. I can feel it in my gut.
    Which one exactly? I dunno, probably a 2D one.
    Edit: Sorry, forgot what day it was.

    • @tannerhankins4770
      @tannerhankins4770 7 років тому

      Either Samus Returns or Corruption.

    • @Memelord2020
      @Memelord2020 7 років тому +1

      CrazySeanDX how about Mario + Rabbids?

    • @ThisIsCSDX
      @ThisIsCSDX 7 років тому

      Just realized I forgot what day it was. Sorry.

    • @ThisIsCSDX
      @ThisIsCSDX 7 років тому

      @Matthew Yeah, that makes more sense, my bad. Again, forgot what day it was.

    • @rolandofeliciano6006
      @rolandofeliciano6006 7 років тому

      CrazySeanDX Either Fusion or Samus Returns since...you know....Nintendo

  • @schmatthewneyan87
    @schmatthewneyan87 5 років тому +1

    What the hell. I went into this video not expecting pure plats on every level, and in infinite climax too no less. I can barely make it through hard getting at least bronze or silver. Non Stop Infinite respect

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 7 років тому +5

    When I first played this game, the second I first heard Enzo's voice, I nearly died laughing.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 роки тому

      The only thing missing would be Enzo being voiced by the ACTUAL Joe Pesci. :)

  • @Undeadsaiyan9
    @Undeadsaiyan9 7 років тому +2

    Oh my god, the way Jirard was, at the skit they did at 11:33 had me laughing so hard haha

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin 6 років тому +4

    What I love about the Bayonetta games is that it actually challenges the gamer, even in easy mode, and on top of that, it's so much fun to play over and over again that I don't get bored repeating the levels to work on getting a higher score. There are so many games these days that aren't really that hard once you figure out the controls... or you can cheat by spending money in an online store... but you can't do that in Bayonetta. Sure it has an in-game store, but you still have to play to earn money (halos) and there are no shortcuts.
    But more important to me is that I can still have fun going back and playing different levels, rather than finishing the game once and never playing the game again. This is certainly the best hack-n-slash game in a long time and the action is definitely top-notch. It satisfies every sadistic urge of mine to spank an angel to death (I'm so going to hell hahaha).

  • @donacdum
    @donacdum 7 років тому

    YES!! Been wanting you to play this masterpiece of a game for forever, since it's such a fun game to 100%. And 30 minutes, too!? It's my lucky day!!

  • @Vulcanfaux
    @Vulcanfaux 7 років тому +25

    Here is what I have to say about it. Don't care, bayonetta is gosh dang amazing! I got the amiibo too.

  • @decadentgamer3108
    @decadentgamer3108 7 років тому +1

    Loving the thumbnail haha. I have this game sitting on my shelf and I have yet to play it but I really need to because I've been obsessed looking at stuff around the game. Going off this review and others, looks like I'm in for quite the experience as I haven't played many of Hideki Kamiya's games lol
    Great review!

  • @BagazZ123
    @BagazZ123 7 років тому +16

    Gotta make some food to watch this one, also, do Metal Gear Rising :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @Nate3417
    @Nate3417 7 років тому

    I haven't actually watched this channel in a while but Bayonetta (/Bayonetta 2) is one of my absolute favourite games, and I knew you would do a good job at covering it! I really liked this episode!

  • @chuchuchanson
    @chuchuchanson 7 років тому +3

    Great episode. 75 hours of playtime, now that's a lot of Bayonetta.

  • @ranek1990
    @ranek1990 7 років тому +2

    This Episode was amazing! Already one of my favourtites. Thank you so much for your awesomeness.

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian 7 років тому +4

    11:35 I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FolstrimHori
    @FolstrimHori 7 років тому

    Anyone who 100% this game, much less gets to & beats Rodin, deserves the respect of everyone who considers the fan of the action/stylish action genre.
    You have earned my respect.

  • @kodorogames
    @kodorogames 5 років тому +4

    4:37 how did you get that silver statue award? The silver statues I recieve are always Luca statues! This is freaking me out.

    • @Kuinzu
      @Kuinzu 5 років тому +3

      KG Games This silver award is actually given to players that complete this specific chapter as the characters Luka and Cereza haven’t been met yet, and to avoid spoilers it includes this statue which is actually meant to be Rosa, Bayonetta’s mother

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 роки тому

      @@Kuinzu I WAS SO CONFUSED...
      I KNEW THAT WAS ROSA!!!
      XD

  • @GalaxyHap
    @GalaxyHap 5 років тому +1

    Fun Fact: It was once said to be a Beyonetta 3 for the Nintendo Switch to be out at a certain time. Although I don't know if it's true if it's really happening with a release date, what we do know is that there was a Nintendo Switch remake of the original Beyonetta in 2019, after Jirard completed the versions available at the time, which makes me wonder if he should complete Beyonetta 1 again.
    Opinion: Playing Beyonetta 1 in the middle of No Nut November is going to be a real question, because of a few of the characters, and that we know the game is good.

  • @missnintendochick
    @missnintendochick 7 років тому +26

    Bayonetta is bae. I regret nothing regarding that statement.

  • @HitnRunTony
    @HitnRunTony Рік тому +1

    If and when he completes Bayonetta 3, he should do the same bit with Ovilee 😂

  • @jamesgriffin7962
    @jamesgriffin7962 7 років тому +30

    Whose the woman that jirrard and Alex think looks like bayonetta

    • @smasharoo27
      @smasharoo27 7 років тому +9

      James Griffin Pamela Horton!

    • @seginomikata5175
      @seginomikata5175 7 років тому +6

      It's Pam from Toaster Ghost.

    • @Argol228
      @Argol228 7 років тому +10

      just to clear things up. Pamela Horton is playboy model that was approached by nintendo to model as Bayonetta to Promote bayonetta 2.

    • @unova1995
      @unova1995 7 років тому +6

      I.actually.thought.it.was.Suzy.from.Game.Grumps.for.some.reason
      (sorry,my.spacebar.is.broken)

    • @U1TR4F0RCE
      @U1TR4F0RCE 7 років тому +4

      As people mentioned it's Pamela Horton, she was one of the main people for Gamer Next Door and Jirard was a guest on a few streams and stuff so he knows her.

  • @CrazyPangolinLady
    @CrazyPangolinLady 5 років тому +1

    Bayonetta has agency in her sexiness. Her outfit and personality fit the universe she’s in. That’s all i can really ask for.

  • @drafecito
    @drafecito 5 років тому +14

    2:35
    Jirard, I love you with all my heart, but you say something about Dante once again...
    I might even challenge to a 1v1 in fortnut

  • @REDH0UND01
    @REDH0UND01 5 років тому +2

    Fun fact (I apologize if this was brought up before, oops), the Pillowtalk weapon is actually Waka's weapon from Okami! I just recently beat Bayonetta a couple of weeks ago, and I absolutely adored it! Admittedly I had no idea the game was THIS hard, but still. I might go back and revisit, we'll see~

  • @lordt8560
    @lordt8560 4 роки тому +3

    I can't believe he didn't mention dodge offset

  • @musicbrush9231
    @musicbrush9231 3 роки тому +2

    There is NO way I'm going to get everything in this game done. I'll just farm 5 mil halos to get the climax bracelets and power my way through it.

  • @Scorpion122178
    @Scorpion122178 7 років тому +5

    Please complete Fire Emblem Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn and do back to back episodes please! Just keep in mind you have to do them both at the same time because completing Radiant Dawn requires you transferring over save data from Path of Radiance. You can only hold five saves for PoR at a time and you'll need at least 6 playthroughs to get the support conversations for every character pairing. On top of that you need to complete it an additional 9 times to unlock all the characters for the trail battles. Just remember not to do the first 6 play throughs on "easy" as the USA easy mode doesn't exist in Japan and Europe and Radiant Dawn will glitch out if you have any easy mode saves on your memory card. As far as Radiant Dawn At least Maniac mode isn't that bad other than the Dawn Brigade levels.
    ...Love ya Jiraid!

  • @Vohaul86
    @Vohaul86 7 років тому

    Loved to see you finally complete this game. For me Bayonetta is a special game, as seeing it played while visiting a friend convinced me to finally by PS3, and it is the first game ever I achieved the platinum trophy. I also remember how I skipped some morning lectures because of the night before I had planned to defeat Father Balder just before going to sleep, but couldn't stop playing before I had finished the Epilogue. (For me the Epilogue is one of the greatest moments of gaming, and I still listen Friendship from my MP3 player while jogging to give me the last final push to the finish.)
    And god how I love Jeanne in this game. Bayonetta 2 was a bit of a disappointment because of her minor role in that, and how Platinum Games switched her hair with Bayonetta's. Well, I hope they fix that in possible Bayonetta 3.

  • @gruntnation7789
    @gruntnation7789 7 років тому +5

    Talks about video games trying too hard to be funny but then 11:34 happens

  • @TafTabTah
    @TafTabTah 3 роки тому +2

    Are we ever gonna get s Bayonetta 2 Completionist?

  • @tiantian4290
    @tiantian4290 7 років тому +6

    That's actually Pamela Horton. I'm shook

  • @nameilhast4488
    @nameilhast4488 7 років тому

    I haven't watched The Completionist, subbed to them, liked their videos, or commented in years, but I see Bayonetta and you get all 4 out of me.

  • @subscribetoyoutuberebelshe3060
    @subscribetoyoutuberebelshe3060 7 років тому +103

    DID YOU JUST CALL DANTE BORING..........DEVIL MAY CRY FOR NEXT COMPLETIONEST BOOOIIIII

    • @shadow6543
      @shadow6543 7 років тому +4

      Heeeeell yeah Dante is my boy

    • @Akijolive
      @Akijolive 7 років тому +2

      Death Battle by Screwattack is pretty goddamn dumb though. And if we compare ingame, then Dante is just as fragile as Bayonetta

    • @mazenhaggag8669
      @mazenhaggag8669 7 років тому +4

      Seriously though, where's my crossover

    • @kainhighwind2
      @kainhighwind2 7 років тому

      I can't stand Dante. He's a tryhard 13 year old's idea of "cool and badass"

    • @artdog0100
      @artdog0100 7 років тому +8

      kainhighwind2 Bayonetta whole concept was a female Dante badass. There both designed by the same guy. She's fan service the game and it works!

  • @cailynvries1788
    @cailynvries1788 3 роки тому +1

    I’d love to meet Bayonetta in real life!! Like she’s sooo amazing I honestly love her! Women empowerment!
    Also it’s those rewards at the end of the chapters that remind me I’m terrible at Bayonetta:(
    I also think Cereza is the most adorable thing in this game!!
    Also loved the game Theory reference

  • @SuperSoulSpark
    @SuperSoulSpark 7 років тому +11

    Btw pellowtalk is from okami.

  • @maxwell9561
    @maxwell9561 5 років тому +1

    12:14 this is the first completionist joke i actually laughed at

  • @bossgran3264
    @bossgran3264 7 років тому +20

    Hey can u do Luigi mansion dark moon with pbg

  • @KingdomKey-ik4xk
    @KingdomKey-ik4xk 5 років тому +1

    24:55 Bayonetta's equivalent of Splatoon 2's Inner Agent 3 secret boss. (Or would that title belong to Father Rodin?)

  • @aidanhsieh7613
    @aidanhsieh7613 7 років тому +10

    Gunchucks... RWBY has some explaining to do

    • @WindyREDPanda
      @WindyREDPanda 6 років тому +2

      Aidan Hsieh they are not gunchucks tho. They are Tonfa-bazookas.
      Jirard doesn't have any real weapon knowledge.

    • @thyrussendria8198
      @thyrussendria8198 6 років тому +2

      He is not talking about the Bazookas, but the actual gunchucks shown later, the Sai Fung

    • @TheNocturnal1
      @TheNocturnal1 5 років тому

      And to be fair, Monty Oum, the guy who created RWBY, did a let's play interview of Bayonetta on which case he never played before.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 роки тому

      Ruby: YANG! WHAT a Semblance!
      Yang:. That CAN'T be
      Blake:... It IS
      Weiss: ... Shampoo... SO MUCH SHAMPOO
      Ruby: Huh? ... OH...

  • @LootGoblinArmy
    @LootGoblinArmy 7 років тому

    I know it wasnt for everyone but I absolutely LOVED the Dubstep gun! The second I used it I started rolling with laughter. When the bass drops, everyone dies!