I wonder what would have happened if it was a summoned Enclave Of MIND FLAYERS plunked right in the middle of the dead magic zone? Psionics aren't magic 😈
I love how it all started here, talking about a karaoke night gone wrong, and now we are talking about artificial gods, genocide, curses, lost family, and much more
My mom once played in a campaign where they eventually had to fight the tarrasque, and lemme tell you in addition to all that health and attack it's got a ton of defense and magic resistance and resistance to everything. So if you do manage to get through all that damage reduction, you're probably doing single digit damage now. That's a problem even for higher level players, even without it then regenerating some of that every turn. But there is one single way of defeating it that my mom found, and it earned her the title Tarrasque-slayer. She opened up a portal to the positive plane, which constantly heals you with absolutely pure light. but if you're already topped off, then it starts to get painfully too much, and you explode once you get a certain amount of extra hitpoints. Not even the tarrasque is exempt from this. So she ended up healing it to death.
@@restlessdreams5327 I just learned that as well second dungeon in a 5 dungeon adventure I made and the players successfully fucked the emergency exit in such a way the dungeon is locked and they can't get any of the treasure in the dungeon It's not like I'm bsing(well a bit the emergency exit didn't exist till they did something interesting) they destroyed the table that opens the doors with a weapon they know interacts "interestingly" with other magic items
Uh I'm just starting and I came across episode 31 and heard about the pain Immediately stopped under the first minute to watch how we got here Can't wait to attach myself to characters and watch them do amazingly wholesome things guys
I remember.that one time we were climbing down a cliff and our Wild Mage's wild magic activated and it made a unicorn appear 5 ft. Of them! Except that, again, we were climbing down a cliff, there was no floor for the unicorn to stand on! So we got a free-falling unicorn! :p (the less humorous part is that the unicorn ultimately teleported to safety, but still for a time that was a hilarious moment! :p )
Haha, not like my party memer which dooms the universe eldrych blasting a aquarium with 6 ancient evils in it... They all have a 30 in a stat so one has a 30 in strenght, another has a 30 in constitution etc. No. Dooming the universe with karaoke. W H Y T H O
Spoilers Re-watching this now, I kinda find it crazy how this series went from "My D&D character is a magic monkey man named Sips who tried creating a light show but accidentally frees a giant monster" to "SIPS TRIES TO COMMIT GENOCIDE BUT TURNS INTO GIANT LIZARD MAN, DIES, AND REINCARNATES INTO SUN WUKONG"
it could have been worse, i had a campain world where the tarrasque wasant a sigle entity. remember the dog demon from the old hellboy movie? yeah the tarrasque did the same trick. or for those who dont know, if you managed to kill it, 2 would hatch in some deep underdark cave and rapidly start to feed and grow to full size.
@@Xman34washere they killed the npc he worked 3 days on that was supposed to move the storyline forward was killed due to the party being a punch of idiots
No no no, sips did not sing karaoke realy BADLY, he did it so good that everything magic could not stand how amazing it was and disapeared and the taraque was so impressed it came out to jam to the karaoke
@@jakoblent4694 magic is the only way to deal with it... the city might have been able to re-capture or even kill it, had they still had access to magic... *evil laughter*
Deathninja 5551 I’m DMing for a party right now and they didn’t have a healer, so I had an NPC Cleric follow them for a bit. They enslaved him by getting him absolutely smashed and forging his name on a contract. Similar situation, rolled a 1 and I described that Tamen was an alcoholic and got blackout drunk. They then basically legally enslaved him. My PCs are not very good people. Poor Tamen.
Likasil R oh yes. It’s definitely genius, I applauded them for it and gave them some extra experience. They eventually freed him later in a strange change of heart that I legitimately didn’t see coming. Since then, Tamen has become a recurring NPC. They really like Tamen.
it's a giant, nigh-indestructible living weapon created to destroy everything, and it's been held captive against its will for who-knows-how-long, that town is doomed, the surrounding countryside is doomed, probably the entire continent at least.
I'm laughing so hard rn. I missed the last D&D session my friends played and I'm just imagine rn they're like "Hey you remember the last time you played? Welp now the whole universe is dead and everyone needs to start over" XD
@@bigyeetmydudes5005 Basically it's a medieval setting, you play as things like mage or warriors, barbarians, clerics, that kind of stuff. And you also have elves and dwarfs and half-orcs you can play as. The game is heavily influenced by Lord of the Rings is what I'm saying is. Anyway, one player is the DM and his role is to tell the story: he decides what monsters your team gonna fight, what the people you meet gonna say, how they react to your actions, what you see, etc. Meanwhile every other players create characters. You choose a race and a class (for exemple, a Gnome Barbarian), a backgroud/backstory for your characters, your stats (strength, dexterity, intelligence, etc.), some skills your character's good at, etc. Honestly creating a character can feel pretty long if you're new. As for the rules for how the game is played, well, the book is big so it might feels like there's a ton of it, but most of it is based on the same principle: attempt something and roll a 20-faced dice to see if you succeed or fail. For exemple, let's say your team is hunting a bunch of bandits that managed to hide in a cavern, and the entrance is blocked by a big boulder. You can try to push the boulder, so you roll a 20-faced dice and add to the result a modifier based on your Strength score and if you're proficient in the Athletics skill. The then DM compare that result to the difficulty value of pushing the boulder, aka the number above which you must get to succeed. If your roll+modifiers are above that score, the entrance is open. If you get a roll+mods below that score, you fail and must find another entrance. So, I don't know if that helped. Best thing is to find a group and play with them. I suggest to also get, bare minimum, the player's handbook, monster manual and dungeon master guide, at least one for the whole group. And a set of dice, ideally one for each players including the DM. Anyway, have fun!
@@ChevaliersEmeraude ooh, that sounds really fun! Is there a certain amount of people that have to play, or could it just be 2? (Asking so i can see if my brother will play it with me lol)
I get the feeling that Sip's primary reaction to Alchemist's quarry being, at first glance, happy-magic-city, is very much like his reaction to Kylandria. Namely - "I hate this place."
If you name a character Sips then you shouldn't be surprised when you accidentally do the equivalent of setting off a red matter bomb when trying to do something so simple.
**watches for the first time and catches up** **had to take a break because sips internal conflict is too relatable** **watches it again because it's too relatable** **internal screaming**
The Ultimate recipe from disaster. 1: have a magic infused city. 2: seal a Tarrasque underground. 3: wait for some wild mage to pop up and *QUACK* up everything.
Well... not quite. It will ignore the first 15 physical damage of every attack you do. AND then regenerate 40 HP at the start of the next turn. It will also negate and/or bounce targeted spells back at the caster, and is basically immune to (almost) all forms of debilitation.
@@Laucomagef I've never play D&D so please explain to me what I missed. If the Terrasque is a magical being wouldn't it be affected by the dead magic zone? It could still do attack damage but could it regenerate without magic?
The plot went from "we accidently released a tarrasque" to "Oh yeah i'm an immortal princess from a long forgotten race who was friends with an artificial god." FAST
I actually had a Tarrasque encounter once. We accidentally woke it up in this massive sleeping volcano. The poopie head immidiately ate our healer. We were on the run for FOUR days. After that it just went back to sleep. I wasn't happy with that so my Drow Bard sneaked into the volcano and made it erupt. Of course he died in the process but the Tarrasque drowned in lava. The people of the nearby city still sing songs about the brave Bard the Drow Bard.
Lord Kumus Wouldn't the nearby city be a little angry at the fact they had a nearby volcano erupting? Also, if your bard killed a Tarrasque, wouldn't that give you lots of XP? Sure, you died, but maybe you could die as a high level bard...
Ehhhh, I don't know the rules for 4th and onwards Tarrasque, but in 3.5 it can only ever be dealt nonlethal damage, even by hunger and suffocation. There is specifically no way in existence to inflict lethal damage to it, as mentioned in the monster's info on regeneration. You may have buried it in lava, which became stone, but it's still alive down there, recovering 40 hp every 6 seconds until it wakes up, carves out a bit of rock, which it can eat, then passes out due to suffocation, whereupon it'll wake up a few rounds later to repeat XD
"I didn't think my first video would be Dungeons and Dragons" Four Years Later: "When was the last time I made a video that *_wasn't Dungeons and Dragons?"_*
But imagine apart of sips curse is the ability to turn into a giant gatorclaw from fallout game except a crocodile with a 14th of the Tarrasque's power.
It shall be a tale of fortune, adventure! .......and a knack of accidentally destroying entire worlds by singing while drunk...... *a show for the whole family* 😆😆😆😆
The arts of the drunken, wild magical fist! Sometimes he punches things and they get covered in snakes! Sometimes, a dire bear just happens and then falls on the guy who was punched. Sometimes, an ancient extremely dangerous thing gets accidentally released. But its fine. He'll just punch that too.
Also, I've heard of this campaign. It's called "City of the Tarrasque". They used the Tarrasque to fuel all their magic, and the damn thing struggling created all the earthquakes.
I wondered where one of my past DMs borrowed the town from. Only difference is that magic in their world acts up as if EVERY MAGE had wild magic. And my character got to become a tarrasque and kill everyone by sitting on them as they changed.
I don't think I'd let someone play a Wild Mage, honestly, especially not if you go away creating random zones of permanent dead magic. Too broken. Not in the "Too Powerful" way but rather in the too disruptive way.
psyxypher I'd just be careful if your DM is known for abusing mechanics to punish magic using players. People like that tend to abuse the wild magic concept.
Gamiac no one will ban you for this people will ban you for being on the phone or go and don’t ever help the group or play a character totally incorrectly like a greedy Druid
@@feritperliare2890 Um..wut? wut rule says druids have no greed lol? like in most groups yer fine if you just aren't a ahole, but playing a nonstandard char should be fine
Coming back for a full rewatch to prepare for a Gothi cosplay, crazy to see how much you've grown from here and this series has been a huge part of my life and is what got me into dnd Thank you :D
There’s a guy in a campaign I’m playing who’s playing wild mage, and nothing really bad has happened so far. The only noticeable thing he did was after he cast Chromatic Orb, and he was followed by magic legend of Zelda music for a minute.
Ah, early Sips... How things have changed over the years So much ADVENTURE! And plushies, and kickstarters, and just, congrats. On everything you've accomplished :)
I just saw these I'm sorry!! It went pretty well!! It was kind of just an introduction though because alot of the people who were gonna play with us couldn't make it. It was really fun though!! My character is a Half-Human-Half-Elf Ranger
As soon as I saw the silhouette rising up I was like, "Ooh, that crocodile monkey done woke the Tarrasque." One of the campaigns I was running a while back was about a group of Paladins and Clerics tasked to find all the lore on it and make sure it stayed sealed within the planet's core, and at the end they had to fight it and banish it back. Ton of fun, but level six? Bet you got banned from all the karaoke events.
Fun fact: spikes are an evolutionary trait to protect an animal from predators. Another fun fact is that the tarrasque has spikes on its back meaning there is a thing that hunts the tarrasque.
If you watch her intro video, she’s actually a very experienced comic artists. Unlike Puffin Forest who, as far as I can tell, had zero history in art. Her comics are actually really good and very funny. You should check them out!
it's great to see how far this series has come. I loved this story when I first saw it and I love it today (the fact it's nearly been 4 years is insane though)
Crystal that came from a monster that a magical girl also uses you mean? Because I think if anything, he's possessed by the thing the hand witch was mumbling about before she died, of which has their soul stored in the crystal, which the aforementioned furry queen put in Sips' forehead.
Nice video, quality was excellent. I like the subject about DnD. Your audio was great, and enjoyed the humor of it. Something to share, a fun experience I had with DnD. I was playing with a group of friends, and it had become a running joke for my buddy, William, to do a perception check with everything, as anything but a 1 would succeed. So as an immortal, he can choose to glow a color, of his choice, at character gen. We were in the dungeon, the floor was covered in soft, moist moss. Three of us joke around with the DM about it, asking for alchemical uses, is it magical, etc. William does a perception test and gets a nat 1... Yeah. So the DM mumbles something under his breath "what do I do about this.. does he just faint?" But I nudge over to him. "No, I have a *better* idea." What followed, was William, failed to perceive anything other than this moss, he became enamored with it. He clung to the floor where the moss lays, and started to glow a bright green, with a stupid grin on his face, saying every few minutes "*Moss Maaan*" Now, this was hilarious, however... We had a second immortal in our party who was a "big, lovable, bloak". He ripped William off the ground, hoisted him over his shoulder, and will continue using our currently disabled friend as an improvised club in the next room of occult followers. It was a good time.
This has been an amazing journey. I hope it continues as amazingly as it has. I hope the sips/sneeze connection gets explained someday, but for now, it seems we have a possibility.
Is anyone else a weirdo like me who watches these episodes once than when a new fools gold video comes out immediately goes back and rewatches the series before the new one?
A little extra perspective for those who have never played: Usually when your typical party of 4 or 5 heroes faces a Tarrasque that the DM actually intended for them to fight, they're at or near level 20 (the maximum) and decked out in magic items, including at least a handful of Legendary magic items. Even then, to have any reasonable chance of victory they will likely need the aid of an entire kingdom's resources, armies and war machines or actual divine intervention. This one's pretty easy to call.
Brady Seigfried Not Really. AC 25 and 700 HP sound Great on Paper, but it has no Resistances or methods of healing itself. AC 25 is still a decent hit chance of 10 Percent for a level 6 Character. Even with just a Shortbow you would do an Average of 3-7(depending on dex) of Damage. So lets say 3 from 3 characters each once every 10 rounds and once every 20 rounds its even a crit. Yes. You need about 5200 Arrows on Average and 6 hours. But its manageable. And thats not even with any kind of special class ability or spells. And it costs only about 3.000-5.000 gold.
Short summary of problems with that: It does sadly lack regen, but not resistances: It's immune to fire, poison, and non-magical physical damage. Your three bows would all have to be magical and I wouldn't bet on a 6th level party having more than one. Each party probably has a handful of magic items at this point, but not all of them are weapons and not all of the weapons are bows. It has advantage on all saves against magic, and a Reflective Carapace feature that affects Magic Missile, line spells, and any spell with a ranged attack roll. There's an 80% chance they do nothing and a 20% chance that they reflect and target the caster instead. In short, the only reliable spells are melee spell attacks and that's clearly a terrible idea. If you somehow do have multiple magic bows and thousands of arrows despite not knowing that you were going to need them, you still have to stay out of range. A higher-level party would probably have at least one way to manage that, but you're at 6th and still 4 or 5 levels from your DM even thinking about flying carpets if they're following the guidelines on that. Sure they don't have to, but if you're assuming that your party has the one Very Rare magic item they happen to need for this encounter that not even the DM expected you're going a bit nuts. Hopefully someone in your party took Fly. Great. That gives you 10 minutes out of the 18 hours you need for one person to pull this off. Except Fly requires Concentration, so your wizard can't cast it on himself too and is still on the ground. Alright now he's just part of the ground. And you're falling. Maybe he was particularly resourceful and managed to stay hidden, in which case he can get your total fly time up to 30 minutes. 40 if it's a Sorcerer. Either way there's not going to be much left of the city when you come down. You're right that bows are a glaring weakness for the Tarrasque against high-level parties (and one I'd find a way to mitigate as a DM because there's nothing fun about sitting on a carpet and plinking away for hours) but there's no way a party as low as 6th is going to cheese this one. Your best case scenario is that it ignores you, destroys the town, and moves on until it either goes back to sleep or runs into some real heroes.
Yeah, but isn't it weird that some lvl 6 dude's wild magic can dispell something that can keep a Tarrasque bound? Anyway, which one would win, Tarrasque or Magma Kraken?
dude.... I've been watching this series since the start... it's been five years, we're not nearly done, it's been so long I forgot this was about a universe tpk.... Also Snips is a baby now, that's a thing.
If someone can cast wish, the Tarrasque would be stopped Either that or it dooms Taril into an eternal, fiery wasteland. It wouldn't doom the entire universe cause I doubt it can go around flying intergalactically, but hey Taril's fucked
This is absolutely magical. The story is hilarious and your art style, the expressions of the characters, and your tone of voice is absolutely perfect for this kind of story telling. I really hope you make more D&D Stories in the future.
This is unbelievable that it’s your first video. You seemed like you’d been doing it for years! I hope this channel goes far and I’m definitely sticking around for the ride.
It wasn't in D&D (it was a homebrew system in Outer Space), but I managed to destroy the Earth and later doom the universe by challenging Kanye West to a "Swag-Off". It's actually as stupid as it sounds...
Alright: So, we were playing a campaign where we were in Space and we were captains of our own space fleets (we weren't a party, as was standard in our group in the time). I was running a pretty successful space pirate empire, who'd made some dangerous enemies, including a psychotic robot (another player) who I had empowered to become a Borderline Omnicidal Maniac who teamed up with an empire of equally omnicidal plant creatures called the Spartoi. I also had a habit of smoking cigarettes called "El-Jerkos", which, when smoked, would become sentient and proceed to do the most dickish thing possible (highlights include giving a baby Emphysema with their smoke and burning a Bible and proceeding to write a copy of Mein Kampf in its place). Remember these, they'll become important later on. One thing that Earth did was that it made 21st Century Celebrities immortal (due to medical advancements) and also launched them into space. Kanye West had managed to find himself among an Empire called the "Xenexiagen" (they were sorta like The Grox from Spore, to give you an idea). And while my character was on good terms with the Xenex beforehand because I did missions for them in my early days. Now, the Xenex considered Self-Worth to be a high virtue, and because Kanye was so full of himself they made him their overlord. I can't exactly remember the sequence of events that made Kanye West target me specifically (I think the Robot Character had sent him my way somehow, like I said, I can't remember), but I was essentially in a situation where I had to pay so much protection money to him I couldn't afford to feed my own colony. At that point, I decided to challenge Kanye West to a Swag Off to get him to back off. Not only did I completely fail to grasp the concept of "Swag" at this time, but I also challenged Kanye West to a Swag Off. Now, not only was it me and Kanye in this fight, but it was also some of the other greatest people in the universe, including the Empress of the Spartoi and the former Emperor of the Xenex (who also happened to be a massive biological warship named Roshkadora). Things were going bad for me (I didn't know how to show my swag), so I decided to just light up an El Jerko...which materialized a shovel and started rapidly digging towards the center of the Earth. And blew the damn planet up, destroying the Human Homeworld, killing me, Kanye West, and Roshkadora (the Spartoi Empress escaped, however). But on the bright side, I technically beat Kanye West and brought peace to my Colony in the process. As for how this action doomed the greater universe, that involves going into a multiple game-spanning plot my GM has for all of his systems and games, so I've decided to omit it as this comment is long enough.
It sounds stupid because you thought you could beat Kanye West at anything. Not to mention a swag off. Kanye West can't be beaten. I read what happened, you don't win by killing the competition, that's what someone who has no chance does - you lost my friend, because the empress survived.
I went back today to the first video to appreciate how it all began. am surprised by the major difference in artstyle, but still appreciate the progress that has been made since then. yay!
The world isn't necessarily doomed. You could rebind or use wish to send it to another dimension. Honestly this sounds like a great plot arc... assuming you can survive leaving town.
WildCard XXII for 700 feet. Yeah everything inside that 700 feet is permafucked. As long as tarrasque stays in that 700 ft bubble. It goes out of the area it's "vulnerable" (as vulnerable as a tarrasque can be). If it stays in that bubble world is mostly fine. If it goes out it can only destroy so much of the world at a time. It isn't a tyrannid horde, it's one thing. Like a typhoon. Keep a kilometer away from it at all times and you should be fine. That should be relatively easy as well. Especially if a wizard could make some sort of perma alarm spell. Like a cat bell. If your party can escape the tarrasque and the long arm of the law (yeah you probably inadvertently broke a few laws, or inadvertently made a crime so heinous no one thought to make *that* a law.) You are Scott free. Especially if planes shift is a thing. Again get 700 ft away, aaaannnnndddd planes shift.
Dokidelta117 again, within 700 ft. If you are a wizard. Go 701 ft away from point of origin. You got all your spells, you can't cast into the anti magic field. If you and the tarrasque both step out of the field you are playing vanilla DnD. Only exception if the spell has to pass through the sphere to be effective. The only way this world is doomed is if it was or under 700 ft rd.
Now if there was an permanent anti-magic *CAST ONTO* the terrasque. Ffffuuuuuuccccccckkkk. Yeah that is unstoppable, because the field goes with the tarrasque. Otherwise the point of origin of where the caster was standing is where the anti-magic field is tied to. Which is a fixed point on an X, Y, Z axis.
"I didn't think my first video would be d&d" *continues to become one of the best d&d animators*
Facts
Just about to comment the same thing!
correction "the best" unless you have other recs cause id love to hear
@@graceobrien9955 imo Dingo Doodles is the best.
@@graceobrien9955 same, tell me immediately.
How did one of the most emotional traumatic destructive stories I’ve ever heard start with ‘I accidentally released a tarrasque with drunk karaoke’
That's D&D in a nutshell. 🤣
D&D BABAAAYYY!!!
This has emotionally destroyed me beyond all human comprehension, and it all started with silly monke.
THATS WHAT I MEAN BRO, THIS SHIT SLAPPED
I wonder what would have happened if it was a summoned Enclave Of MIND FLAYERS plunked right in the middle of the dead magic zone?
Psionics aren't magic 😈
(Casts dead magic zone)
Tarrasque: It’s free real estate.
Haven’t You Learned Anything About Sharing? HEEEY
oh ma goodness. ye
I mean... who keeps a world ending God of death and destruction a few feet below your house?
It's like putting dynamite in your oven.
@@shrek6723 so you can´t do that
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I love how it all started here, talking about a karaoke night gone wrong, and now we are talking about artificial gods, genocide, curses, lost family, and much more
It only kept getting better
Literally a Jrpg
I know this all started with karaoke
Went from 0 to 10000000 real quick
And we still have yet to TPK the universe.
Everybody gangsta till the DM shows remorse for what he's about to do.
Kaeror everybody gangsta until the DM smiles
Everybody gangsta till the DM randomly starts rolling dice
@@fluffyhairedloser6479 one of my old dms used to sometimes roll dice for no reason and it made everyone start being more cautious and quiet.
Hi 👋
War Cedric lol
My mom once played in a campaign where they eventually had to fight the tarrasque, and lemme tell you in addition to all that health and attack it's got a ton of defense and magic resistance and resistance to everything. So if you do manage to get through all that damage reduction, you're probably doing single digit damage now. That's a problem even for higher level players, even without it then regenerating some of that every turn. But there is one single way of defeating it that my mom found, and it earned her the title Tarrasque-slayer.
She opened up a portal to the positive plane, which constantly heals you with absolutely pure light. but if you're already topped off, then it starts to get painfully too much, and you explode once you get a certain amount of extra hitpoints.
Not even the tarrasque is exempt from this. So she ended up healing it to death.
Badass.
She is a Universal Legend
mom is a level 2029733832863
I'm not sure if that counts as a merciful death or not
*OOF*
Felix "it's ok I got this"
Looks at chart
Felix internal screaming
I dont got this
*I DON'T GOT THIS*
Oh i get it........
I DONT GET IT!!!
@@whitebread.4888 his story was ruined by pure random chance
@@feritperliare2890 Every DM knows that pain.
@@restlessdreams5327 I just learned that as well second dungeon in a 5 dungeon adventure I made and the players successfully fucked the emergency exit in such a way the dungeon is locked and they can't get any of the treasure in the dungeon
It's not like I'm bsing(well a bit the emergency exit didn't exist till they did something interesting) they destroyed the table that opens the doors with a weapon they know interacts "interestingly" with other magic items
Ahhh, this looks like a fun and wholesome story, only fun and adventure, no soulcrushing despair and deep emotional pain/scars, only fun and wholesome
HOHO YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN
WATCH EPISODE 30
@@Its-a_me_Luigi IKR
IT
IS
LITERAL
SUFFERING
but ep 31 is in the works so
Episode 31 made me cry frfr(but like, in a good way)
Uh
I'm just starting and I came across episode 31 and heard about the pain
Immediately stopped under the first minute to watch how we got here
Can't wait to attach myself to characters and watch them do amazingly wholesome things guys
@@beginthewar9681 LOL FR FR
"So I was playing a Wild Magic sorcerer"
That's the start of every memorable D&D story.
I remember.that one time we were climbing down a cliff and our Wild Mage's wild magic activated and it made a unicorn appear 5 ft. Of them! Except that, again, we were climbing down a cliff, there was no floor for the unicorn to stand on! So we got a free-falling unicorn! :p (the less humorous part is that the unicorn ultimately teleported to safety, but still for a time that was a hilarious moment! :p )
Mine was a halfling with little regard to self-preservation. So much fun!
@@ChevaliersEmeraude Was there also a pot of petunia?
@@schwarzerritter5724 oh no, not again
me, cosplaying blue heavy from ''pootis engage'': YEESSS!
Me: "really how did you destroy the ENTIRE universe"
Dingo: "is was 3.5"
*oh that explains it*
I solo killed a tarraque combined with a Eldritch horror with self destruct magic....
👏great just great👏
😂😂😂
@@Oblivicion You Kamikaze'd it? Dying like Daisuke Serizawa?
@@Oblivicion did you just Vegita.
Only a true legend is able to doom a universe with their karaoke skills
I have infinite respect
Haha, not like my party memer which dooms the universe eldrych blasting a aquarium with 6 ancient evils in it... They all have a 30 in a stat so one has a 30 in strenght, another has a 30 in constitution etc.
No. Dooming the universe with karaoke. W H Y T H O
True
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Then thanos asks:”where and how can I get that”
Spoilers
Re-watching this now, I kinda find it crazy how this series went from "My D&D character is a magic monkey man named Sips who tried creating a light show but accidentally frees a giant monster" to "SIPS TRIES TO COMMIT GENOCIDE BUT TURNS INTO GIANT LIZARD MAN, DIES, AND REINCARNATES INTO SUN WUKONG"
Okay, I've been watching since the start, more-or-less, but ya gotta spoiler tag this sort of thing!
......Oh my gosh! You're right!
Sips is Wukong lol, someone keep the peaches or Immortality away from this man
and now he's baby
Such a good summary XD
"I used to hate this arm, but I think it's starting to grow on me!"
-Sips The Wild Mage
1:50
HA!
Ren Thewerecat ye
Well, literally.
Lol
Take my like and get out of here
Can we all just appreciate how far Dingo's style has evolved in terms of quality and proportions?
True dat
That is true sips went from monkey to angsty monkey
Omg yeah
@@ClockTowerInteractive angsty cartoon monkey* he looks more like an actual monkey in the first two episodes, also sips reallly gives me wukong vibes
@@banann_ducc yeah actually now that you mention it he really does just give him a staff and a cap and bam you got wukong
I like how despite not using the proper designs, you can still tell which is which based off interactions.
Gothi was the one who suggested Sips sing.
Erina was definitely the one that dragged Sips off the stage- because she would definitely be up there singing.
"they had a Tarrasque under their city" correction they had THE Tarrasque under their city
it could have been worse, i had a campain world where the tarrasque wasant a sigle entity. remember the dog demon from the old hellboy movie? yeah the tarrasque did the same trick. or for those who dont know, if you managed to kill it, 2 would hatch in some deep underdark cave and rapidly start to feed and grow to full size.
@@TheDanlovejoy alright , who pissed off the dm
@@legenwing6115 how did they do it that hard
@@Xman34washere they killed the npc he worked 3 days on that was supposed to move the storyline forward was killed due to the party being a punch of idiots
Please. The Tarrasques were the easiest part of the final fight. Except for the Vampires' slaves
"My character was a wild... Mage"
Yup. Say no more.
I look forward to hearing some more of your amazing stories! Also, your artwork is incredible!
Puffin Forest Maybe if Sips casts darkness everything will pan out.
Huh, even Puffin is here. I can agree though, he artwork is amazing.
holy clerics batman its puffin forest
Puffin Forest our dnd animator overlord is here too?!?
garathor tar hogar garathor tar hogar!!!!!
The story somehow got even darker than nearly destroying the world with a tarasque.
Don't you miss when the tarrasque was the problem? XD
Ho Ho HO BOY! You ain't seen nothing yet.
@@deltafighter3986 FRRRR THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN
@@KT-sd3ue mhm
This feels like nothing compared to whats happening rn
TFW when you summon a Tarasque instead of casting Dancing Lights.
Michelle Fonnette with a lot of bad luck
Reminds me of that one event in WoW where some dwarfs summon the lord of fire instead of a dragon. How do you mess up that badly?
Well how the hell did Genn mess up Gilneas? and why hasn’t it reached anywhere other than Duskwood..
potato tomato same thing right?
:T
I bet Erina was the one who got sips to sing karaoke.
Edit: just watched the speed paint, can't believe GOTHI was the one to do it.
Endless Inferno in her defense: she was smashed.
renoloverxoxo Sips or Gothi?
@@endlessinferno9610 por que no las dos?
renoloverxoxo touché
Wait, was it *old* Gothi, or *new* Gothi? My timeline is fuzzy for where the tarrasque is
You really have to appreciate just how many stars had to align for this particular situation to go so horribly wrong so horribly fast
Me rewatching the series to catch up and realizing how goddamn good of a DM Felix is:
No no no, sips did not sing karaoke realy BADLY, he did it so good that everything magic could not stand how amazing it was and disapeared and the taraque was so impressed it came out to jam to the karaoke
Best interpretation
Take my like and get out of here
Hahaha
"I drunkingly sang Karaoke so bad I released the Apocalypse." Best end to a campaign EVER.
JohnSmith FakeName Actually tho. If you accidentally end a campaign, that's the way to do it.
Yea, seriously. All the best campaigns end with "...and then we accidentally doomed everything."
JohnSmith FakeName yea
Lol. Two hour bar fights are amazing, especially when magic is involved. Don’t ask.
Cheshire Gamez you dont controle so i am asking how did it happen
Who else decided that it would be a good idea to allow a wild mage in a magic city in the first place?
Probably the same guy who decided to build a city on top of a freaking Tarrasque.
@@boxorak and also lock it up with magic
@@jakoblent4694 magic is the only way to deal with it... the city might have been able to re-capture or even kill it, had they still had access to magic... *evil laughter*
But still HOWW AND WHYY
@@boxorak *THE* TARRASQUE!
6:23 welp, we will never see Sips this relaxed again
yap
Ye ye
yeahhhhhh
To true
He went from drunk monkey to
Genocide time
Coming back to rewatch this with the context that the other player here is Gothi
Hmm... I thought it was Erina.
Yeah
I figured it was Erina and crystal man
Trianna Price Gorthan?
@@thestonemason7413 yeah. Forgot his name
That moment when you realize your drunken parlor trick accidentally awakened one of the most powerful beings in the known universe~
Goddammit it happened again
notoriouswhitemoth it was this moment she knew she fucked up
One of?
Correction. The most powerful creature.
"... the mob of magic users, well... prior magic users."
At least they'll probably only hit you on a 20.
Unless they use the mob rules and hit automatically on every turn.
“I was drunk and sang karaoke so bad I released the apocalypse”
Typical Wednesday
Keep in mind, this is technically Gothi's fault.
Nah it Was Erina probably
@@Boi5219 No, like it's actually Gothi, if you watch the Q&A with Gothi's player, you learn that it was Gothi that asked for Sips to sing karaoke.
Most of the problems in this series were caused by Gothi
@@shonhaley837 And she's supposed to be the smart one now
@@hannyboop you can only do so much
_“So he kinda just, looked at the drink. And was instantly smashed.”_
Deathninja 5551 I’m DMing for a party right now and they didn’t have a healer, so I had an NPC Cleric follow them for a bit. They enslaved him by getting him absolutely smashed and forging his name on a contract. Similar situation, rolled a 1 and I described that Tamen was an alcoholic and got blackout drunk. They then basically legally enslaved him. My PCs are not very good people. Poor Tamen.
Reminds me of my first bottle of whisky
The Jam Man kind of brilliant though.
Likasil R oh yes. It’s definitely genius, I applauded them for it and gave them some extra experience. They eventually freed him later in a strange change of heart that I legitimately didn’t see coming. Since then, Tamen has become a recurring NPC. They really like Tamen.
Guess he didn't even need to take any Sips from that drink :D
Casts Dancing Lights...
dooms an entire magical society.
…
...no wait, I meant the ENTIRE WORLD.
it's a giant, nigh-indestructible living weapon created to destroy everything, and it's been held captive against its will for who-knows-how-long, that town is doomed, the surrounding countryside is doomed, probably the entire continent at least.
Zophah you mean the univferse
Zophah is it really capable of destroying the world? It's not invincible, surely it would be stopped eventually.
She casts Dancing Tarrasque
it then preceded to tap dance all over the ruin's of the now magicless town.
2 Years later and this 18 part series has captured the hearts of 665k people.
my favorite line in this is "thats like keeping the anti-christ in your closet"
I almost died at that part XD
He makes a great room mate an company
@@osmacar5331 he is actually a nice person once you get to know him well. It's just he is sick of all the rumors about him
That brings 'being a closeted gay' to a whole new level 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Mom, dad? I'm g-..."
-"Get the holy water honey!!!"
I'm trying to help you get 666 likes.
"I didn't think my first video would be Dungeons and Dragons" How far we've come
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
I'm laughing so hard rn. I missed the last D&D session my friends played and I'm just imagine rn they're like "Hey you remember the last time you played? Welp now the whole universe is dead and everyone needs to start over" XD
hey, that's what happened in my party. We erased an event that completely got rid of the events of the campiagn.
What's D&D about? Like, how do you play? I've kinda wanted to, but I have no info on it whatsoever.
@@bigyeetmydudes5005 Plenty of good introductions and tutorials all over YT. Also this: dnd.wizards.com/dungeons-and-dragons/what-is-dd
@@bigyeetmydudes5005 Basically it's a medieval setting, you play as things like mage or warriors, barbarians, clerics, that kind of stuff. And you also have elves and dwarfs and half-orcs you can play as. The game is heavily influenced by Lord of the Rings is what I'm saying is. Anyway, one player is the DM and his role is to tell the story: he decides what monsters your team gonna fight, what the people you meet gonna say, how they react to your actions, what you see, etc. Meanwhile every other players create characters. You choose a race and a class (for exemple, a Gnome Barbarian), a backgroud/backstory for your characters, your stats (strength, dexterity, intelligence, etc.), some skills your character's good at, etc. Honestly creating a character can feel pretty long if you're new. As for the rules for how the game is played, well, the book is big so it might feels like there's a ton of it, but most of it is based on the same principle: attempt something and roll a 20-faced dice to see if you succeed or fail. For exemple, let's say your team is hunting a bunch of bandits that managed to hide in a cavern, and the entrance is blocked by a big boulder. You can try to push the boulder, so you roll a 20-faced dice and add to the result a modifier based on your Strength score and if you're proficient in the Athletics skill. The then DM compare that result to the difficulty value of pushing the boulder, aka the number above which you must get to succeed. If your roll+modifiers are above that score, the entrance is open. If you get a roll+mods below that score, you fail and must find another entrance.
So, I don't know if that helped. Best thing is to find a group and play with them. I suggest to also get, bare minimum, the player's handbook, monster manual and dungeon master guide, at least one for the whole group. And a set of dice, ideally one for each players including the DM. Anyway, have fun!
@@ChevaliersEmeraude ooh, that sounds really fun! Is there a certain amount of people that have to play, or could it just be 2? (Asking so i can see if my brother will play it with me lol)
I get the feeling that Sip's primary reaction to Alchemist's quarry being, at first glance, happy-magic-city, is very much like his reaction to Kylandria. Namely - "I hate this place."
Your character was called Sips? Sounds like a magnificent bastard.
I think i got that reference ayyy (・∀・)
Notice the name notice what he dipped to destroy the world. Ironic don't ya think?
I hope that that’s a reference to The Yogscast....
If you name a character Sips then you shouldn't be surprised when you accidentally do the equivalent of setting off a red matter bomb when trying to do something so simple.
@@jyquin5012 It was Boddypen.
If the DM didn't want the universe destroyed, he shouldn't have put the players in it.
WISDOM
**watches for the first time and catches up**
**had to take a break because sips internal conflict is too relatable**
**watches it again because it's too relatable**
**internal screaming**
This series is too damn addicting I tell you
The fact that this has gone from a one off video on TPK-ing the universe to a 20+ part epic is insane
The Ultimate recipe from disaster.
1: have a magic infused city.
2: seal a Tarrasque underground.
3: wait for some wild mage to pop up and *QUACK* up everything.
It could be worse
The city could be floating with the power of magic
*"That's like keeping the AntiChrist in your closet."*
IDKarlee oh come on satin jr isn’t that bad
It’s more like keeping a nuke in your bathroom
I have a dementor in my attic! :)
@@lucabeard532 I've got mindflayers in my basement although they have to pay rent so yeah
Husky Land yes, satin sheets jr isn’t that bad. But Satan jr... WOOF
You forgot to mention it can only be harmed by magical weapons. And it's redonkulous regenerative ability.
Magic weapons... Oh... Oh no
Well... not quite. It will ignore the first 15 physical damage of every attack you do. AND then regenerate 40 HP at the start of the next turn. It will also negate and/or bounce targeted spells back at the caster, and is basically immune to (almost) all forms of debilitation.
@@Laucomagef I've never play D&D so please explain to me what I missed. If the Terrasque is a magical being wouldn't it be affected by the dead magic zone? It could still do attack damage but could it regenerate without magic?
@@Laucomagef Thanks for the info. Yup, they're dead.
Ok that's hilarious
The plot went from "we accidently released a tarrasque" to "Oh yeah i'm an immortal princess from a long forgotten race who was friends with an artificial god." FAST
you did not sing so badly that you unchained the apocalypse, you did it so well that even godzila woke up to hear you sing!
Sips: *Tries to appease Tarrasque with singing* *Rolls a 1* Tarrasque: *Roars and steps on Sips*
hahaha xD
Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahaha
*CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIN*
Sunddenly the town shakes and from the depths of the swamp appears a Godzilla hand holding a lighter!
I actually had a Tarrasque encounter once. We accidentally woke it up in this massive sleeping volcano. The poopie head immidiately ate our healer. We were on the run for FOUR days. After that it just went back to sleep. I wasn't happy with that so my Drow Bard sneaked into the volcano and made it erupt. Of course he died in the process but the Tarrasque drowned in lava. The people of the nearby city still sing songs about the brave Bard the Drow Bard.
Lord Kumus
Wouldn't the nearby city be a little angry at the fact they had a nearby volcano erupting? Also, if your bard killed a Tarrasque, wouldn't that give you lots of XP? Sure, you died, but maybe you could die as a high level bard...
Marco Cappelli I settled with killing the beast. But hey, I got a neat new character.
Lord Kumus He better be remembered.
EDIT Wait, "Bard the Drow Bard"? His name was Bard?
Ehhhh, I don't know the rules for 4th and onwards Tarrasque, but in 3.5 it can only ever be dealt nonlethal damage, even by hunger and suffocation. There is specifically no way in existence to inflict lethal damage to it, as mentioned in the monster's info on regeneration. You may have buried it in lava, which became stone, but it's still alive down there, recovering 40 hp every 6 seconds until it wakes up, carves out a bit of rock, which it can eat, then passes out due to suffocation, whereupon it'll wake up a few rounds later to repeat XD
………...And here comes the sequel...…….Revenge of the Tarrasque.
The guards when sips does no magic thing : STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
Drunk sips: it’s been so long since I seen a good brawl
PAY THE COURT A FINE I
OR SERVE YOUR TIME YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT
@@mr.potato2223 I was about to comment that
"I didn't think my first video would be Dungeons and Dragons"
Four Years Later: "When was the last time I made a video that *_wasn't Dungeons and Dragons?"_*
The Tarrasque is essentially D&D Godzilla.
I read gorillaz as in the band and then pictured a Tarrasque as Mordoc.
Yea
In an Aquisitions Inc game, Chris Perkins referred to the Tarrasque as a "Kaiju".
I love Chris Perkins.
But imagine apart of sips curse is the ability to turn into a giant gatorclaw from fallout game except a crocodile with a 14th of the Tarrasque's power.
I made a half orc Barbarian with a dragon totem and pretty much became a flying Godzilla.
This episode feels much stranger in how funny it is in context of how dark the rest of this series is
Yeah
Who else just wants a hour long video of just the journey of sips
She's workin' on it.
Yes plz
Fools Gold the Series, come on Dingo, let's hear it all from the beginning XD
Well now you have it
It shall be a tale of fortune, adventure!
.......and a knack of accidentally destroying entire worlds by singing while drunk......
*a show for the whole family* 😆😆😆😆
3 years ago, a great story started, slowly building up a fan base over those years, and the story never stopped being amazing.
We demand more stories!
>Rolls a 1
RomuX I DEMAND CHOCOLATE !
*rolls a 100*
RomuX Nuuuu
Critical Failure- Dingo goes on a year’s hiatus
I plead for more d&d... (rolls a 21)
Well i'm a halfling soo....
"Drunken wild mage..."
Monk/sorcerer multi class here i come
.....I didn't think of that.....sounds fun
I actually played this! My character was as much of a chaotic disaster as you'd expect. It was so fun.
The arts of the drunken, wild magical fist! Sometimes he punches things and they get covered in snakes! Sometimes, a dire bear just happens and then falls on the guy who was punched. Sometimes, an ancient extremely dangerous thing gets accidentally released. But its fine. He'll just punch that too.
Also, I've heard of this campaign. It's called "City of the Tarrasque". They used the Tarrasque to fuel all their magic, and the damn thing struggling created all the earthquakes.
I wondered where one of my past DMs borrowed the town from. Only difference is that magic in their world acts up as if EVERY MAGE had wild magic. And my character got to become a tarrasque and kill everyone by sitting on them as they changed.
I saw a post about it on a forum once, seems like a great campaign setting. Unless a wild mage wrecks everything.
I don't think I'd let someone play a Wild Mage, honestly, especially not if you go away creating random zones of permanent dead magic. Too broken. Not in the "Too Powerful" way but rather in the too disruptive way.
psyxypher I'd just be careful if your DM is known for abusing mechanics to punish magic using players. People like that tend to abuse the wild magic concept.
Sounds inspired by Chrono Trigger; the Tarrasque always kinda reminded me of Lavos anyway.
Re-watching the first episode the animation is so different and it’s amazing how much your art style has changed!!
This should be titled "How to get permanently banned from your D&D group".
Yes
What ya mean it is all in g- ,burn the witch
Gamiac no one will ban you for this people will ban you for being on the phone or go and don’t ever help the group or play a character totally incorrectly like a greedy Druid
@@feritperliare2890 Um..wut? wut rule says druids have no greed lol? like in most groups yer fine if you just aren't a ahole, but playing a nonstandard char should be fine
@@BioroidPilotIf you do it right, you can play an ahole and be loved by your group!
Says terrasque
My instant thoughts
OOOOOOO0000000oooooooooof
THis is puffin forrest good. TELL US ALL OF YOUR RPG STORIES that was freaking GOLD! NIce animation too!
Russell agreed
Definitely!
Moar!
puffin forrest's animation is actually garbage
Toaf Loast not really
Coming back for a full rewatch to prepare for a Gothi cosplay, crazy to see how much you've grown from here and this series has been a huge part of my life and is what got me into dnd
Thank you :D
Wow. And the worst thing I ever did was blackmail an entire city to do my bidding, but you unleashed the freaking apocalypse. Kudos to you.
This is why you dont play wild mage.
People will physically manifest just to kick you for playing wild mage
I think you play a wild mage to troll your friends
There’s a guy in a campaign I’m playing who’s playing wild mage, and nothing really bad has happened so far.
The only noticeable thing he did was after he cast Chromatic Orb, and he was followed by magic legend of Zelda music for a minute.
It only takes one wand of wild magic to end the world
Seven Kings don’t say that about wild magic it’s amazing because of the thrill
Now, I must play wild mage.
I once took a shower and died of blugeoning damage cause the water pressure was too high.
wai what
Did your DM hate your character or did you roll super horribly?
JJ S natural 1 with a modifier of -2
Pun Boi why would u roll for a shower
Pun Boi what did u even roll for
Ah, early Sips...
How things have changed over the years
So much ADVENTURE!
And plushies, and kickstarters, and just, congrats.
On everything you've accomplished :)
My first campain of d&d starts tomorrow and I'm so excited!
how was 1st dnd game?
Hello and welcome to the rabbit hole you will never leave
IDKarlee so, how did it go?
I just saw these I'm sorry!! It went pretty well!! It was kind of just an introduction though because alot of the people who were gonna play with us couldn't make it. It was really fun though!! My character is a Half-Human-Half-Elf Ranger
@@idkarl3364 I played with my friends a couple months ago and we haven't been able to meet up (for dnd) all summer.
broken immovable rods of magic? Use flex tape
*_I S A W E D T H I S B O A T I N H A L F ! ! !_*
AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE!!!!!
*_THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!_*
Flex tape is a gift from god and can fixe a tarrasque in place for ever
that wouldnt work flex tape IS magic
As soon as I saw the silhouette rising up I was like, "Ooh, that crocodile monkey done woke the Tarrasque." One of the campaigns I was running a while back was about a group of Paladins and Clerics tasked to find all the lore on it and make sure it stayed sealed within the planet's core, and at the end they had to fight it and banish it back. Ton of fun, but level six? Bet you got banned from all the karaoke events.
Fun fact: spikes are an evolutionary trait to protect an animal from predators.
Another fun fact is that the tarrasque has spikes on its back meaning there is a thing that hunts the tarrasque.
Armor class: 49
HOLY MOLY CAN WE EVEN TOUCH IT?!
Maybe
LB Swooce you gotta roll a natural 30 on a d20 to have the slightest chance of hitting it. Unless we’re talking magic missile
@@heatherirwin1333 Jeez! How does one even do that?!
Snowy two ways: be chaos embodied. Or just edit the 20.
@@heatherirwin1333 I think I'll just use magic missiles thanks xD
wait wait wait first vid this is to good for a first vid
Agreed. Even puffin had some difficulty with his first vid.
If you watch her intro video, she’s actually a very experienced comic artists. Unlike Puffin Forest who, as far as I can tell, had zero history in art.
Her comics are actually really good and very funny. You should check them out!
I like dnd.
FridayBiology Umm... good for u...
The art is very good, the flow could be better. There is too much dead air. But she'll get there, I'm sure.
As an arcane trickster, the DM made me have a fox leg for wild magic that increases when I'm amused
that sounds horrible
Well your arcane trickster is a *furry*
Whats the curse at now?
That sounds like that campaign is very hectic
So... fursona loki.
it's great to see how far this series has come. I loved this story when I first saw it and I love it today (the fact it's nearly been 4 years is insane though)
I am from the future, and I am here to say that it was really Gothi's fault; she was the one who asked to sing.
Nah I think it’s Erina that asked
@@Boi5219
ua-cam.com/video/hcEjp5bwS5Y/v-deo.html
12:31
Strait from the player's mouth.
"A 30% chance of going buck wild"
I think you mean going apeshit
Nice
Here lies Arcanium Dragon.
Cause of death: Death by Hilarious Pun
@Sunrae nice
I think you mean "going bananas".
Nice 😂
Dingo: You don't understand! I tpk'd THE UNIVERSE!!!
Me: You have my full attention.
By the way, awesome story.
This is so so so my type of video
Actually so well done.
Be proud. It was well drawn, scripted, and funny. All the 3.5 shenanigans make me happy, too.
Spoilers:
crazy to come back with the context sips is being possessed by an evil magical girl. Also, your art has come a really long way! Nice job!
Crystal that came from a monster that a magical girl also uses you mean? Because I think if anything, he's possessed by the thing the hand witch was mumbling about before she died, of which has their soul stored in the crystal, which the aforementioned furry queen put in Sips' forehead.
Nice video, quality was excellent. I like the subject about DnD.
Your audio was great, and enjoyed the humor of it.
Something to share, a fun experience I had with DnD.
I was playing with a group of friends, and it had become a running joke for my buddy, William, to do a perception check with everything, as anything but a 1 would succeed. So as an immortal, he can choose to glow a color, of his choice, at character gen. We were in the dungeon, the floor was covered in soft, moist moss. Three of us joke around with the DM about it, asking for alchemical uses, is it magical, etc. William does a perception test and gets a nat 1... Yeah.
So the DM mumbles something under his breath "what do I do about this.. does he just faint?" But I nudge over to him. "No, I have a *better* idea."
What followed, was William, failed to perceive anything other than this moss, he became enamored with it. He clung to the floor where the moss lays, and started to glow a bright green, with a stupid grin on his face, saying every few minutes "*Moss Maaan*"
Now, this was hilarious, however... We had a second immortal in our party who was a "big, lovable, bloak". He ripped William off the ground, hoisted him over his shoulder, and will continue using our currently disabled friend as an improvised club in the next room of occult followers. It was a good time.
Madalovin Freaking legend
Seeing Sips looking like he's on something, and Gothi and Erina not being them, really bugs me for some reason
Yeah same
This is episode one, so she is going to be improving along the way.
@@solidonseraindogthetenth1679 I am well aware, this is a retrospective comment, I've seen the whole series
@@eclipsedmoon87 Ok. I see.
This has been an amazing journey. I hope it continues as amazingly as it has. I hope the sips/sneeze connection gets explained someday, but for now, it seems we have a possibility.
Is anyone else a weirdo like me who watches these episodes once than when a new fools gold video comes out immediately goes back and rewatches the series before the new one?
Hey me too c:
No *psh* if course not hehe.
It's not like I'm on my 12th rewatch or anything no *hehe*
Stop looking at me!!!
I mean this is the 20th time watching this, I am meant to be doing homework
Thank god im not the only one
Yeah... And no-one keeps rewatching it after episode 14 but before 15. That's just a path to insanit-BWAHAHAHAHA-ty.
can we just acknowledge how much better dingo has gotten at drawing sips?
"I sang karaoke so bad I caused toe apocalypse"
...
that's me in a nutshell
So in a nutshell.... you cause the toe apocalypse? Manky
I just realized it’s been 5 years. Love the channel and thanks for all the great content!
Sips the wild mage doesn't take sips of his drink????
Woah
PLEASE LET THIS BE AN ANIMATED D&D COMMENTSRY CHANNEL FOREVER
HELL YES THE WORLD NEEDS THIS
A little extra perspective for those who have never played:
Usually when your typical party of 4 or 5 heroes faces a Tarrasque that the DM actually intended for them to fight, they're at or near level 20 (the maximum) and decked out in magic items, including at least a handful of Legendary magic items.
Even then, to have any reasonable chance of victory they will likely need the aid of an entire kingdom's resources, armies and war machines or actual divine intervention.
This one's pretty easy to call.
HomicidalDonut or one Magic Carpet and an endless Quiver, and maybe a bow, but just maybe.
Level 20 characters still shouldn't win against a tarrasque. Veeeerrry slim chances! ;)
Brady Seigfried
Not Really. AC 25 and 700 HP sound Great on Paper, but it has no Resistances or methods of healing itself. AC 25 is still a decent hit chance of 10 Percent for a level 6 Character. Even with just a Shortbow you would do an Average of 3-7(depending on dex) of Damage. So lets say 3 from 3 characters each once every 10 rounds and once every 20 rounds its even a crit. Yes. You need about 5200 Arrows on Average and 6 hours. But its manageable. And thats not even with any kind of special class ability or spells.
And it costs only about 3.000-5.000 gold.
Short summary of problems with that:
It does sadly lack regen, but not resistances:
It's immune to fire, poison, and non-magical physical damage. Your three bows would all have to be magical and I wouldn't bet on a 6th level party having more than one. Each party probably has a handful of magic items at this point, but not all of them are weapons and not all of the weapons are bows.
It has advantage on all saves against magic, and a Reflective Carapace feature that affects Magic Missile, line spells, and any spell with a ranged attack roll. There's an 80% chance they do nothing and a 20% chance that they reflect and target the caster instead. In short, the only reliable spells are melee spell attacks and that's clearly a terrible idea.
If you somehow do have multiple magic bows and thousands of arrows despite not knowing that you were going to need them, you still have to stay out of range. A higher-level party would probably have at least one way to manage that, but you're at 6th and still 4 or 5 levels from your DM even thinking about flying carpets if they're following the guidelines on that. Sure they don't have to, but if you're assuming that your party has the one Very Rare magic item they happen to need for this encounter that not even the DM expected you're going a bit nuts. Hopefully someone in your party took Fly. Great. That gives you 10 minutes out of the 18 hours you need for one person to pull this off. Except Fly requires Concentration, so your wizard can't cast it on himself too and is still on the ground. Alright now he's just part of the ground. And you're falling.
Maybe he was particularly resourceful and managed to stay hidden, in which case he can get your total fly time up to 30 minutes. 40 if it's a Sorcerer. Either way there's not going to be much left of the city when you come down.
You're right that bows are a glaring weakness for the Tarrasque against high-level parties (and one I'd find a way to mitigate as a DM because there's nothing fun about sitting on a carpet and plinking away for hours) but there's no way a party as low as 6th is going to cheese this one. Your best case scenario is that it ignores you, destroys the town, and moves on until it either goes back to sleep or runs into some real heroes.
Yeah, but isn't it weird that some lvl 6 dude's wild magic can dispell something that can keep a Tarrasque bound?
Anyway, which one would win, Tarrasque or Magma Kraken?
dude.... I've been watching this series since the start... it's been five years, we're not nearly done, it's been so long I forgot this was about a universe tpk.... Also Snips is a baby now, that's a thing.
"I TPK'd the Universe!"
Yep, pretty much.
The Heartless Alchemist but the Tarasque isn't invincible, it would be stopped eventually.
8Rincewind as long as someone can cast wish.
If someone can cast wish, the Tarrasque would be stopped
Either that or it dooms Taril into an eternal, fiery wasteland. It wouldn't doom the entire universe cause I doubt it can go around flying intergalactically, but hey
Taril's fucked
well wouldn't the anti magic field remove any magic it has? so like, its just a gargantuan beast at that point right?
This is absolutely magical. The story is hilarious and your art style, the expressions of the characters, and your tone of voice is absolutely perfect for this kind of story telling. I really hope you make more D&D Stories in the future.
crosswire40 I think "magical" is the wrong usage of the word
I just realized Julian and gorthan players being sick may have been because one of them was pregnant
gorthan
I mean accidents happen, that player was lucky that one of them was fine with the commitment
@@87crowhat54 I'm pretty sure they are married
But they had 3 players in the beginning of this vid and i think gorthan was with them so gothi and julian were sick
@@AverageCheddarEnjoyer no it was gothi who told sips to sing so erina
It’s been a great 6 years it’s amazing I found this cause I read your comics back then
Awesome animation, Dingo. You'll go very far.
Don't Stop Thinking hi
I love your stuff
Two awesome creators in one video? Sweet!
Don't Stop Thinking The man the myth the legend
Don't Stop Thinking wow, puffin forest and you.
This is unbelievable that it’s your first video. You seemed like you’d been doing it for years! I hope this channel goes far and I’m definitely sticking around for the ride.
It wasn't in D&D (it was a homebrew system in Outer Space), but I managed to destroy the Earth and later doom the universe by challenging Kanye West to a "Swag-Off".
It's actually as stupid as it sounds...
Umm I would like to know more
CONTEXT PLEASE
Alright:
So, we were playing a campaign where we were in Space and we were captains of our own space fleets (we weren't a party, as was standard in our group in the time). I was running a pretty successful space pirate empire, who'd made some dangerous enemies, including a psychotic robot (another player) who I had empowered to become a Borderline Omnicidal Maniac who teamed up with an empire of equally omnicidal plant creatures called the Spartoi.
I also had a habit of smoking cigarettes called "El-Jerkos", which, when smoked, would become sentient and proceed to do the most dickish thing possible (highlights include giving a baby Emphysema with their smoke and burning a Bible and proceeding to write a copy of Mein Kampf in its place). Remember these, they'll become important later on.
One thing that Earth did was that it made 21st Century Celebrities immortal (due to medical advancements) and also launched them into space. Kanye West had managed to find himself among an Empire called the "Xenexiagen" (they were sorta like The Grox from Spore, to give you an idea). And while my character was on good terms with the Xenex beforehand because I did missions for them in my early days. Now, the Xenex considered Self-Worth to be a high virtue, and because Kanye was so full of himself they made him their overlord.
I can't exactly remember the sequence of events that made Kanye West target me specifically (I think the Robot Character had sent him my way somehow, like I said, I can't remember), but I was essentially in a situation where I had to pay so much protection money to him I couldn't afford to feed my own colony. At that point, I decided to challenge Kanye West to a Swag Off to get him to back off. Not only did I completely fail to grasp the concept of "Swag" at this time, but I also challenged Kanye West to a Swag Off.
Now, not only was it me and Kanye in this fight, but it was also some of the other greatest people in the universe, including the Empress of the Spartoi and the former Emperor of the Xenex (who also happened to be a massive biological warship named Roshkadora).
Things were going bad for me (I didn't know how to show my swag), so I decided to just light up an El Jerko...which materialized a shovel and started rapidly digging towards the center of the Earth.
And blew the damn planet up, destroying the Human Homeworld, killing me, Kanye West, and Roshkadora (the Spartoi Empress escaped, however).
But on the bright side, I technically beat Kanye West and brought peace to my Colony in the process.
As for how this action doomed the greater universe, that involves going into a multiple game-spanning plot my GM has for all of his systems and games, so I've decided to omit it as this comment is long enough.
psyxypher BRAVO BRAVO!
Encore?
It sounds stupid because you thought you could beat Kanye West at anything. Not to mention a swag off. Kanye West can't be beaten. I read what happened, you don't win by killing the competition, that's what someone who has no chance does - you lost my friend, because the empress survived.
I went back today to the first video to appreciate how it all began.
am surprised by the major difference in artstyle, but still appreciate the progress that has been made since then.
yay!
The world isn't necessarily doomed. You could rebind or use wish to send it to another dimension.
Honestly this sounds like a great plot arc... assuming you can survive leaving town.
Sum Arber the dead magic zone kinda defeats those means to stop it
WildCard XXII for 700 feet. Yeah everything inside that 700 feet is permafucked. As long as tarrasque stays in that 700 ft bubble. It goes out of the area it's "vulnerable" (as vulnerable as a tarrasque can be). If it stays in that bubble world is mostly fine. If it goes out it can only destroy so much of the world at a time. It isn't a tyrannid horde, it's one thing. Like a typhoon. Keep a kilometer away from it at all times and you should be fine. That should be relatively easy as well. Especially if a wizard could make some sort of perma alarm spell. Like a cat bell.
If your party can escape the tarrasque and the long arm of the law (yeah you probably inadvertently broke a few laws, or inadvertently made a crime so heinous no one thought to make *that* a law.) You are Scott free. Especially if planes shift is a thing. Again get 700 ft away, aaaannnnndddd planes shift.
Again, lvl 6. Also anti magic so no spells
Dokidelta117 again, within 700 ft.
If you are a wizard. Go 701 ft away from point of origin. You got all your spells, you can't cast into the anti magic field.
If you and the tarrasque both step out of the field you are playing vanilla DnD. Only exception if the spell has to pass through the sphere to be effective.
The only way this world is doomed is if it was or under 700 ft rd.
Now if there was an permanent anti-magic *CAST ONTO* the terrasque.
Ffffuuuuuuccccccckkkk. Yeah that is unstoppable, because the field goes with the tarrasque.
Otherwise the point of origin of where the caster was standing is where the anti-magic field is tied to. Which is a fixed point on an X, Y, Z axis.