D&D Story: Part 4- CURSED MY FRIEND...Accidentally (Kinda) [Fool's Gold]

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  • @spencersonnefeld
    @spencersonnefeld 4 роки тому +275

    The fact that Gorthan's player managed to turn being cursed by Sips into how he saves the day is just awesome.

  • @amythestmuse22
    @amythestmuse22 4 роки тому +344

    Gotta love how the curse that Sips gives Gorthan ends up being EXACTLY what they needed for Julian and Abby to survive.

  • @ObsidianOx-GM
    @ObsidianOx-GM 5 років тому +1485

    "You may be the one driving it, but I own it." A giant 30 ft. long microphone drops from 10,000 ft. from the sky and crashed into the ground. Roll for swagger.

  • @respectfulevil9022
    @respectfulevil9022 4 роки тому +493

    What nobody appreciates about Julien is he hasn't spilt his tea while plummeting to his death

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 2 роки тому +18

      As a Man of Culture should.

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 Рік тому +13

      His tea also has a pair of magnetic boots.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +7

      Because he's a classy mofo

  • @WormyMaster
    @WormyMaster 5 років тому +498

    Moral of this story?
    Sometimes curses turn out to be blessings in disguise. Blessings for your friends, falling from the skies.

    • @alexbard4437
      @alexbard4437 5 років тому +18

      dude if you just said "falling from the skies" at the end then it would have rhymed

    • @WormyMaster
      @WormyMaster 5 років тому +11

      @@alexbard4437 It is done.

    • @ShinyGreninja14
      @ShinyGreninja14 5 років тому +7

      @@WormyMaster I think you need to drop the "who are" and replace it with a comma.

    • @WormyMaster
      @WormyMaster 5 років тому +16

      @@ShinyGreninja14 Are we in a damn poetry class or a comment section?! ^^

    • @alecsmith4349
      @alecsmith4349 5 років тому +10

      @Wormy In a word: yes.

  • @blakepainter19.0
    @blakepainter19.0 4 роки тому +647

    Sneeze: *has less than a minute of screentime*
    Sneeze: *pulls out knife*
    Sips: "See?! Sneeze gets it."
    Sneeze: *is immediately my favorite character* 😂😂

  • @markakaylar3310
    @markakaylar3310 5 років тому +877

    This campaign can just be summarized by the word "oops"

    • @jamesforgie6594
      @jamesforgie6594 5 років тому +35

      Marka Kaylar if I actually played d&d im pretty sure anything remotely related to my character would be described with the words “whoops. That wasn’t supposed to happen.”

    • @yogurtofthemultiverse2200
      @yogurtofthemultiverse2200 5 років тому +21

      @@jamesforgie6594 Story time.
      One: I had a dwarf barbarian who was so pissed off he bitch-slapped a god.
      Two: I had a wizard who no one understood, nicknamed Six, who lightning bolted a drow, stabbed them several times with a javelin and poured honey on the corpse. He has also pulled paper from tree bark and turned a log into a stool.

    • @Zarvain
      @Zarvain 5 років тому +17

      After this episode "woof" might work.

    • @Thetalkingblanket
      @Thetalkingblanket 5 років тому +6

      Or “oh no”

    • @juanmiguelriosortiz4923
      @juanmiguelriosortiz4923 5 років тому +11

      remotely any word that means "This is a bad situation" in any way, shape, or form can be used to describe this campaign.

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 5 років тому +1690

    “Soft crocodile monkey hand.”
    “Yeah I moisturize.”
    *wheeze*

    • @animations-ew4yf
      @animations-ew4yf 4 роки тому +25

      ay you ok there mate its been 6 months you still wheezing

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 4 роки тому +17

      53000 animations I’m good now. Thanks for checking.

    • @animations-ew4yf
      @animations-ew4yf 4 роки тому +18

      @@FlameDarkfire good no prob man just lookin out for ya

    • @FirebaII0
      @FirebaII0 3 роки тому +3

      @@FlameDarkfire I’m stilll W H E E Z I N G

    • @plant8348
      @plant8348 3 роки тому +4

      @@FirebaII0 DOC, WE’RE LOSING HIM. THIS SHIT WAS TOO FUNNY

  • @alexross1816
    @alexross1816 4 роки тому +374

    Julian: This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There is no joke.
    Quinora/Abby: Respecc.

  • @ArawnNox
    @ArawnNox 5 років тому +3463

    Dingo: "I see the results... oh no."
    Felix: *reads the chart* "Oh no."
    Felix pulls out the Monster Manual.
    Me: "Oh no."

    • @ethanbowen673
      @ethanbowen673 5 років тому +147

      Not kidding I was chanting please summon another terrascitk over and over

    • @MegaChickenfish
      @MegaChickenfish 5 років тому +134

      "...he turns into a Terrasque."

    • @johnporter9034
      @johnporter9034 5 років тому +77

      When the dm have to pull out a book after a dice roll.

    • @shadowphox511
      @shadowphox511 5 років тому +35

      Me: "Oh yes"

    • @ilianaleksiev3717
      @ilianaleksiev3717 5 років тому +19

      me watches undertale fancfiction: OH NO!

  • @Ben-uh2ku
    @Ben-uh2ku 5 років тому +760

    “Yeah I moisturize.” I love that.

    • @TimidTracker
      @TimidTracker 5 років тому +2

      Omg I lowkey thought it was a Doctor Who reference then was like oh probably not... we've already had a Jojo reference

    • @DarthNoox
      @DarthNoox 5 років тому +2

      Alexa Carlson you were not the only one who.
      Moisturize me!!!

    • @TimidTracker
      @TimidTracker 5 років тому

      @@DarthNoox thank goodness

    • @kennedywalker1915
      @kennedywalker1915 5 років тому +7

      I’m in love with Sips honestly he’s a whole mood

    • @shaneflickinger
      @shaneflickinger 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, I fell off my chair laughing at that.

  • @KaiTenSatsuma
    @KaiTenSatsuma 5 років тому +58

    _"oh no"_ will always be the worst thing that can be said at a D&D table

    • @jamesforgie6594
      @jamesforgie6594 4 роки тому +2

      I had an oh no a little while ago... I gave fire breath to the guy who’s afraid of fire. It went about as well as you’d expect.

  • @leancosgomsan2604
    @leancosgomsan2604 5 років тому +281

    Dragon falling
    Julian: oh crap...well i lived a good life
    Omg he's savage

  • @BlancaMari
    @BlancaMari 5 років тому +404

    Sips: "So... Possession is a thing"
    Arena: "Nah"
    *Dragon Flies off*
    Sips: "Told you"
    Arena: "Wild magic is a thing too but we don't get mad at you for it"
    Sips: "Tarasque"
    Arena: "Okay, maybe a little"

  • @kh-lux26
    @kh-lux26 5 років тому +74

    "You may be driving it. But, I own it."
    That line killed me.

  • @norfemignissius4936
    @norfemignissius4936 5 років тому +2235

    They survived Tarrasque, Time Stop, Wild Magic, curses, being morphed, AND a giant death dragon machine ? These guys are freacking legendary !

  • @PregnantOrc
    @PregnantOrc 5 років тому +166

    Oh thank the mighty above it was "just" a touch curse.
    My mind instantly went to "and this is how we found out Sips curse was contagious."

    • @charterhold1469
      @charterhold1469 5 років тому +9

      I was prepped for that.

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 5 років тому +9

      Cut to just "You get teleported up and you go.... (rolls dice) Oh no......."

    • @scottfranklin4408
      @scottfranklin4408 5 років тому +3

      And one of the results can't be sharing it because... why?

    • @prnghats
      @prnghats 5 років тому +1

      But the curse actually saved two people in the end...

  • @xxAceXPxx
    @xxAceXPxx 5 років тому +527

    Video: "... soft crocodile monkey hand" "Yeah, I moisturize."
    My mom: *DIES OF LAUGHTER*

  • @Connor-wt4er
    @Connor-wt4er 5 років тому +287

    The Tea cup tap makes the entire honking video XD.

  • @ferd5616
    @ferd5616 5 років тому +604

    Haven't watched it yet but I demand part 5.
    Ok I finished watching it and I still demand part 5.

    • @rabidseabee7229
      @rabidseabee7229 5 років тому +12

      Well I demand part 6.

    • @ThatOneLegendEmerald
      @ThatOneLegendEmerald 5 років тому +13

      @@rabidseabee7229 I demand part 7

    • @xrli82
      @xrli82 5 років тому +21

      I demand the entire story.

    • @Joseph125
      @Joseph125 5 років тому +4

      Part 5 never.
      If Erina is a jojo reference, I'm gonna make jojo references too

    • @CyanLovesYou
      @CyanLovesYou 5 років тому

      Part 5

  • @summercucumber4964
    @summercucumber4964 5 років тому +2033

    "She's one of her cursed furries!" Says....the cursed...furry....

    • @nikofan1116
      @nikofan1116 4 роки тому +42

      Nathby S so sips is a part curse furry?

    • @haigotyouleaf5743
      @haigotyouleaf5743 4 роки тому +5

      You have a nice number there, be a shame if I liked it

    • @nikofan1116
      @nikofan1116 4 роки тому +4

      James Asp YOU MONSTER

    • @shmalex5289
      @shmalex5289 4 роки тому +6

      No no no he is a scaly

    • @redpanda8205
      @redpanda8205 4 роки тому +2

      @Nathby S yep

  • @ccelure
    @ccelure 5 років тому +115

    I like how the curse ended up being worth it in the end, to save Abby and Julian.

  • @TimidTracker
    @TimidTracker 5 років тому +1509

    "Now player dramas nothing special... for a *NORMAL* player"
    *brings out popcorn bucket*
    I am here for this next installment of craziness
    This adventure just keeps getting better and better and I keep getting more and more invested in this plot.

    • @4Funand4You
      @4Funand4You 5 років тому +16

      In my pnp group a smack tp the face can result in a party wide fight to the death (if we play chars that we normally play) . And we have no death-fail-save. We stopped 3 campaigns like this

    • @Deathwindgames
      @Deathwindgames 5 років тому +6

      Eh i power word killed a guy for annoying me

    • @pantheraviva
      @pantheraviva 4 роки тому +3

      Alexa Carlson me too

    • @artsypanda7363
      @artsypanda7363 3 роки тому +2

      Oh, what little you knew.

    • @Senok13
      @Senok13 3 роки тому +1

      We had once a party, begun a lifepath-game (i doesn't know, how usually name it in english, just translated how we call it by word), but had to go in separate ways, we met after about 3 years, but we still had our old character sheets, so we made up a oneshot, leveled up our characters for a higher ranked mission, and get the backstory, that at the end of our last game, where we get ourselves into a siege against a sorcerer's castle, we get stuck in a time loop, but we find an item, what helped us to keep our memories through the loops, and after the countinously repeated battles, until we find out, how to break the cycle we leveled up quite a bit... And we gave this as the explanation to why our characters changed their behavior in some ways (as we had some advanced experience with the game and classes this time, so we tried to get a more proper way to act, as they should), plus they got more information about each other's past (as that time we had only sketch-like backstories). They leveled up as a person too.
      You might call these kind of developments as "installment of craziness", but in fact, these are normal for an "adventurer". To them, the crazy would be a "calm day". As how at my home we say: "The one, who go and search for trouble to solve it, is a "venturer". The "adventurer" on the other hand doesn't need to make a single step - the trouble will go out it's own way, just to find one!"

  • @copowl8061
    @copowl8061 5 років тому +832

    WAIT. Why WAS Gorthan covered in blood?

  • @ChiefderWahrheit
    @ChiefderWahrheit 5 років тому +398

    So the transformation was useful in the end xD

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 5 років тому +39

      ChiefderWahrheit Reminds me of when I got the Orb of the Duck. Hey, casting a random effect on a duck a few times a day sounds useless, but you’d be singing a different tune too if you got Sphere of Annihilation and used a duck to one-shot a boss monster.

    • @GCAmazingBR
      @GCAmazingBR 5 років тому +9

      "don't worry everything was planned"
      ( '°u°)

    • @lawred555
      @lawred555 5 років тому +2

      Ise no Kami may we have the full story about the boss killing duck, I am intrigued

    • @ChiefderWahrheit
      @ChiefderWahrheit 5 років тому

      @@isenokami7810 sounds like some badass duck to me :D

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 5 років тому +3

      Lawred5 Alright, but brace yourself, it’s a long one.
      So, I went to a “newcomers” D&D session, in quotes because my Tabaxi rouge Ise was already Level 2...after a single other session. I joined up with a Tabaxi warrior, a ranger, a bard, and a gnome wizard. And we were tasked to going to a swamp village and going on two mini quests: deal with aggressive geese on the nearby lake, and investigate shadows in the forest.
      We started with the geese. We had to take a boat out on the lake, which none of us knew how to use. So we had to take an NPC called Old Man Billy. I kinda freak out, because I see this old, probably frail guy, and I realize that if he dies out there, we’re all screwed.
      So, we take the boat out, and as we approach the goose nest, a goose comes flying toward us. We give it as much time as we can, but we do kill it...prompting every other goose to come and try to kill us. Even worse, in a failed attack, out gnome wizard froze our boat in place. We actually had a few turns before combat actually started, and I shot a goose down with my bow on each of those free turns. More amusingly, our bard used one of his cantrips (I forget the name) to literally insult a goose to death. By the time combat actually started, we’d already taken down half of them.
      The 8 remaining geese attacked, one for each character, and two for the Tabaxi. I’d had an idea while we were waiting, that when the geese actually arrived, I’d grab one and slam it into the ice holding us in place. Cool idea, but I failed my roll. Also, the goose balance meant one got to Old Man Billy, and that goose...missed and was immediately killed by his oar. And this guy was really into the goose murder. Turns out he was awesome.
      So we kill the geese and reach their nest, where we find two things: a dead wizard and a giant sleeping mallard. Being the rouge of the party, my first instinct is to sneak up to the duck, slit its throat, and hopefully end the encounter there. It wasn’t an instakill sadly, but otherwise it worked, got my sneak attack bonus, took out a fifth of its health right there. And after we killed it, and our gnome wizard (who had to leave right then) took a staff of the wizard corpse, the duck shrank, revealing an object inside that I took.
      This object was the Orb of the Duck. Three times per day, it lets you cast a completely random magical effect on a duck, or other aquatic avian. Naturally, I thought this was kinda useless, and the only reason I didn’t immediately sell it was because we were in a swamp town that likely wouldn’t give me much. I figured in some other campaign I could play up its power in a big city to get a high price. The important thing is, going into the second quest, I still had it.
      So, after a bit of a mishap in the Forest (won’t get into it because it was ultimately pointless to the campaign), we find out that these shadows are giant spiders. We come back to the Forest at night, and come across one of these. Well, at least one: the entire party failed their checks in turn to see if there were other spiders around. We got into combat, and one of the spiders hit me hard. Let me remind you, I was a Level 2 in a Party of Level 1s. I had about double the health of most of these guys, and a single spider took a chunk out of it. That’s kinda scary.
      Still, we take out the giant spiders, and a few smaller spiders that showed up, and we’re preparing to go rest up, when an even larger spider appears. Again, I’m seriously hurt, I’m not ready for this. And right when I’m thinking of drinking a healing potion I bought on my previous campaign...the DM mentions a duck flying by. Sure, he clearly intended me to use the orb, but that’s a major dice roll; if we got a bad effect for us there, that could be a TPK. Still, we all wanna go for it, so I pull out the orb and use it.
      The DM rolls for the effect, and just says, “Interesting...” as he pulls out his manual.
      At this point, we’re all freaking out, wondering what the hell I just did. The DM described how the duck just falls to the ground dead, and suddenly my reaction goes from panic to “What, that’s it?” The giant boss spider, paying no mind to the duck corpse, advanced on us, stepping on the corpse as it did so...
      ...and suddenly half its body disappeared.
      See, the effect I got on that duck was Sphere of Annihilation. I basically turned the poor thing into a bomb that instantly killed the boss and saved the party. So with that, we got our reward, and everyone walked away from that session with a fun story to tell.
      And on the way home I passed a flock of actual ducks.

  • @josho.757
    @josho.757 5 років тому +251

    Sneeze poping that switchblade out was gold

    • @hadesnightmare5450
      @hadesnightmare5450 5 років тому +9

      Sneeze's train of thought sooooooo we killing the panda I'm game

    • @lukealan1317
      @lukealan1317 5 років тому +4

      "Fools gold" sorry, I could not resist

  • @shadowwarrior2772
    @shadowwarrior2772 5 років тому +458

    The spell scale guy is now my favorite character!!!

  • @lizard56
    @lizard56 5 років тому +801

    ...wait
    Sips cursed the Gorthan to become a flying monster
    And was also the one pointing out the possiblity of possesion.
    ...was the angry sips the most competent at that moment?
    He was oddly lucky. Hell the anti magic on the city only allowed sips to find his nemesis.
    ...is this a coincidence or do sips curses tend to be blessing in the long run?

    • @mystut306
      @mystut306 5 років тому +42

      Thank you for pointing this out.

    • @lizard56
      @lizard56 5 років тому +21

      YAY
      Another unintended jojo's bizarre adventure reference.
      Also Sips as Bruno fils me with glee

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon 5 років тому +13

      It's more of gms and players rolling with the punches.

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 5 років тому +7

      home brew gm manipulation of events my man. good stuff

    • @Trojianmaru
      @Trojianmaru 5 років тому +10

      Don't forget Sips only got free of his old master and became awakened because a crazy voodoo bitch wanted to experiment on him, n I bet he wouldn't of risked using wild magic for a party trick if he didn't crit fail his booze n get completely wasted. Which again, lead to him finding his nemesis.

  • @garrettelliott5849
    @garrettelliott5849 5 років тому +160

    One time I “accidentally” healed the hobgoblin we just were about to defeat.
    My friends were mad.

    • @Mor1adim
      @Mor1adim 5 років тому +5

      context

    • @brucethommen4548
      @brucethommen4548 5 років тому +1

      No you Heal the Nilbogs, not the Hobgoblins, gesh.... get your Goblinodes right or go home lol

    • @alexanderwiggins2289
      @alexanderwiggins2289 5 років тому +2

      My paladin once through tossed the warlock at a bear and then refused to heal him, because heresy is a serious crime.

    • @dralucianamonteiro9050
      @dralucianamonteiro9050 5 років тому +1

      just....how you did that?

  • @tinycloud7738
    @tinycloud7738 5 років тому +80

    9:12
    Who need a guy that knows robotics when you can use
    *SLAPS*
    FLEX TAPE

  • @darkblueknightgirl
    @darkblueknightgirl 5 років тому +54

    ...but... what is sneeze?
    adorable... that's what he is

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 5 років тому +2436

    Your DM is amazing for dealing with all this

    • @H2OHydraulic
      @H2OHydraulic 5 років тому +90

      I mean, their DM is Dingo's boyfriend.. so yeah 😂

    • @niminox6479
      @niminox6479 5 років тому +132

      To be fair... he seems to pay them back tenfold

    • @sheldondinkleberg8127
      @sheldondinkleberg8127 5 років тому +39

      My DMs won’t do ANYTHING like that

    • @irok1
      @irok1 5 років тому +40

      I wish I had Felix as a DM

    • @koopaking6148
      @koopaking6148 5 років тому +46

      Welllll... It is a home brew set up so I'm sure depending on the party there is probably more leway for this sort of thing... Though without actually playing any DND I can only speculate using what I have seen and heard up to this point... Although in this case Im probably not far off...

  • @yurigouveawagner9432
    @yurigouveawagner9432 5 років тому +82

    sneeze: * pulls out two knifes *
    sips: see?! sneeze gets it
    this is gold

  • @JustMe-cn5bp
    @JustMe-cn5bp 5 років тому +147

    This has been such a beautiful trainwreck of a campaign.

    • @stevenmichel7270
      @stevenmichel7270 5 років тому +30

      this has already escalated beyond a trainwreck
      this is already a the fucking hindenburg exploding

    • @PhoenixNorthstar
      @PhoenixNorthstar 5 років тому +29

      The mechdragon is hereby retroactively named Hindenburg.

  • @AngelDame17
    @AngelDame17 5 років тому +308

    Oh Man now you have to continue the story I'm way too invested.

  • @sieravirs1107
    @sieravirs1107 5 років тому +682

    WAIT ERINA'S THE JOJO REFFERENCE, NOT THE HAND FETISH LADY

    • @Leostar-Regalius
      @Leostar-Regalius 5 років тому +87

      darn it i didn't think about that because i actually forgot about kira, but the only thing i could see related to jojo with her is the steel ball weapon she has

    • @ghirahimlefabuleux8984
      @ghirahimlefabuleux8984 4 роки тому +46

      @@Leostar-Regalius And the name which is literally a character from part 1.

    • @stepkagnm1486
      @stepkagnm1486 4 роки тому +49

      And her belt says EZ (Erina Zeppeli)

    • @enchielewenchie5766
      @enchielewenchie5766 4 роки тому +13

      How's erina the jojos reference? Explain please, thanks in advance

    • @stepkagnm1486
      @stepkagnm1486 4 роки тому +18

      Enchie le wenchie are you a part skipper? Erina is Jonathan Joestars wife

  • @dreddbolt
    @dreddbolt 5 років тому +1244

    So, Sips is a walking, talking, Wabbajack. Sheogorath would be proud... or not... or pelt the party with cheese wheels.

    • @gamester512
      @gamester512 5 років тому +58

      CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!!!! :D

    • @Br44n5m
      @Br44n5m 5 років тому +42

      Reminds me of that one meme where you can just catch white people with cheese. Also, praise sheogorath and his mighty cheese wheels, please bless me with sharp cheddars!

    • @calliopeirwin712
      @calliopeirwin712 5 років тому +18

      or all of the above.

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 5 років тому +17

      He would do the fishy sticks it is a delicate state of mind

    • @averynaughtyboy1404
      @averynaughtyboy1404 5 років тому +7

      dreddbolt cheese for everyone' everyone, everyone! Praise the daedric prince She-o-gor-ath!

  • @EuelBall
    @EuelBall 5 років тому +306

    Let's see here now,... Cursed Croc-Paw Monkey "accidentally" curses Crystal Golem Man into Hard to Pronounce Flying Critter, who later saves Player Character and Important and Liked NPC, *because* he can fly.
    You know, I thought for a moment there, things might be gettin weird...

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 5 років тому +3

      Euel Ball ...NNNEUUUUOOOOOOO!!
      What gave you THAT idea?!? 9w6

  • @XShadOBabeX
    @XShadOBabeX 5 років тому +71

    “You wouldn’t have happened to see a crazy lady, with nine severed hands and the face of a biii-*quack*...”
    The best line. Brings me great joy.

  • @Skyfall-cw7pc
    @Skyfall-cw7pc 5 років тому +362

    Sips: they're probably fine.
    *explosions*
    *few more explosions*
    Sips: *eyes darting from side to side* uh... Yyyyeah, they're fine..

  • @Max7345-i8m
    @Max7345-i8m 5 років тому +413

    Ah, part 4 of "Sips and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day". =P All this mayhem...and all he wanted was to just get drunk and sing karaoke. xD

    • @mayawinkler9040
      @mayawinkler9040 5 років тому +13

      Actually, he DIDN'T want to get drunk originally, he failed his save. So... nothing he wanted to happen happened. At all.

    • @enanmarina4011
      @enanmarina4011 5 років тому +3

      Heh, yeah, nothing happened that sips wanted.

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 5 років тому +3

      These comments made me realise that the episodes so far only happened because Sips failed his save and got drunk.
      WHAT IF SIPS PASSED HIS SAVE?!
      WOULD THESE VIDEOS EXIST?

  • @sparkthefloofyprotogen3556
    @sparkthefloofyprotogen3556 5 років тому +67

    In DND I had a lot of curses I could use and turned my friend to a tarrasque to fight another tarrasque and we won

    • @snowkitty1914
      @snowkitty1914 5 років тому +8

      ok
      W
      H
      A
      T

    • @maurothetoad
      @maurothetoad 4 роки тому +2

      WTF

    • @maurothetoad
      @maurothetoad 4 роки тому +4

      I need the whole story

    • @artsrandomstuff436
      @artsrandomstuff436 3 роки тому +1

      So you essentially pulled Sip’s idea of another tarrasque?
      ...
      Nice

    • @Senok13
      @Senok13 3 роки тому

      That supposedly would mean a bigger magical backup, than what a level 9 "Wish" spell could achieve. Those spells usually transform you or your target into a lower level creature, than yourself, and as the Tarrasque is level 20 (only not higher, as in D&D that's the level cap), to transform into one, the caster should have to be about lvl 30 or 40... And THAT's why the idea is supposed to be impossible. (Maybe a specialised druid of the moon could be pull a trick like that, but i am not sure, as i do not remember all of the rules of wild shape in their case.)

  • @tomtedh5158
    @tomtedh5158 5 років тому +30

    I am in love with Julian. That tea cup placement is the sign of a man who does not care.

  • @PIKATHUNDER7
    @PIKATHUNDER7 5 років тому +173

    so recently i started the campaign "out of the abyss" as a Triton wild mage named Calamitas and his curse turned his head into an actual fish head. his only goal is chaos, my DM hates me because of this, so he has the mentality of nuke first ask questions later, and I believe I have a higher knock down count than the monsters because of this. some examples of this are when we were supposed to return a dragon egg to a cult and instead...he sorta...kinda...hatched it to see what would happen. so now we have an entire cult that wants us dead (hooray). the dragon is a female named calamity and she's my precious.
    some other things about calamitas that i neglected to mention are that ive built him to ONLY use spells from xanathar's guide and his favorite spell is catapult, catapult acts like the time freeze from BOTW only instead of hitting the object i just cast the spell and the object goes flying. Calamitas decided, "i need ammo" and instead of finding normal rocks he bought a bag of holding for 10 PP and bought alot of whet stones. my favorite interaction so far has been when we tried to enter a city and the guard was like:
    guard: "what weapons you all got"
    monk: "bowstaff"
    cleric: "mace"
    barbarian: "club, greatsword, and hookhorror arm"
    me the sorcerer: "i have a bag of rocks"

    • @charadreamer6818
      @charadreamer6818 5 років тому +9

      I need to be in that campaign

    • @randomshmuck4724
      @randomshmuck4724 5 років тому +7

      I need to find a way to recreate this in some way. It's glorious.

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 5 років тому +5

      MY RANGER NEEDS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

    • @drautomaton6010
      @drautomaton6010 5 років тому +9

      Thank lord, I'm not the only one who uses stupid weapons, especially when I'm a barbarian...

    • @jjs32stepstoenlightenment37
      @jjs32stepstoenlightenment37 5 років тому

      Does this remind me of calamity (terraria)

  • @fragile4408
    @fragile4408 4 роки тому +44

    Is about to die
    “Well I lived a good life.”

  • @mortalnothing6132
    @mortalnothing6132 5 років тому +145

    i said all i wanted was part 4 ...but now i want more MORE .Dingo its your fault for making them so entertain now you must quench this ensemble hunger for more fools gold shenanigans you have ignited within me.

  • @sgtwolf0053
    @sgtwolf0053 5 років тому +552

    This, whole campaign, is an absolute roller coaster of madness. Good God, this was great! We demand more of these! Great job Dingo!

    • @ProtoPerson
      @ProtoPerson 5 років тому +7

      Kind of wish that Critical Role could get this crazy and unique with stuff like curses and making huge mech dragons.

  • @c6rn6g2k1d
    @c6rn6g2k1d 5 років тому +64

    So... Quin-ORA pulled Za Warudo for FIVE MINUTES (DIO would be so jealous) and essentially made Sip's attempt to Kakyoin her absolutely MUDA!

    • @stepkagnm1486
      @stepkagnm1486 4 роки тому

      Ulyanin ha, Dio can do it for like 10 seconds (but in the anime ITS LIKE 10 MINUTES! HER ATTEMPT AT BEING BETTER THAN DIO WAS ABSOLUTELY MUDAAAA!)

    • @diobrandocinematicuniverse4450
      @diobrandocinematicuniverse4450 4 роки тому

      Dio more like failo

  • @nymiancomplex7336
    @nymiancomplex7336 5 років тому +751

    I mean one time I obliterated a bunch of goblins with a shooty rainbow spell and yelled “THIS IS THE REAL GAY AGENDA” but nothing compares to this 😂😂😂

  • @GalacticPinkles
    @GalacticPinkles 5 років тому +57

    I originally found your videos through a friend of mine, sips inspired me so much that I decided to make my own wild mage for a campaign that that very same friend is DMing. Long story short, playing a wild mage is the most fun i've ever had playing D&D. One of the most note worthy things that has happened is that I turned my giant barbarian friends ax sentient. Its now called Glorybringer and it has not only the same goals as my friends character, but it can talk to the whole party and wont ever shut up. Anyway just wanted to say I think your a huge inspiration, and I can't wait to see what you do in the future.

    • @Zarvain
      @Zarvain 5 років тому +1

      I use to play a wild mage back in 2nd. So much fun. So much chaos...pary didn't always like that. One example: wild surge causes 10x's duration, minimum 10 rounds. This was on my lightning bolt, in a stone corridor, pali in full plate decided to stay and keep fighting the trolls will I dove headlong back into the room screaming "RUN!" He still blames me even though I tried to warn him.
      Funny thing, he didn't seem to mind earlier when that happened to my fireball and we got to walk away from an encounter...

    • @anxieteaplushbee
      @anxieteaplushbee 5 років тому +3

      Omg this all makes me me want to play D&D again!!! I think I still have the character sheet for a wild mage who is also a cat person (I honestly don’t remember what the race was) that was super hyperactive and so I’d have to constantly make roll to se if I would randomly be distracted by something along with the wild mage part of the character. Sadly I never really got to play with her but it looks like I’m gonna have to dig that character sheet back up and try her out!?

    • @GalacticPinkles
      @GalacticPinkles 5 років тому +3

      @@anxieteaplushbee that character sounds AMAZING! You should totally do that!

  • @knight123x4
    @knight123x4 4 роки тому +28

    Dingo: Oh no.
    Me: Oh no?
    Felix: Oh no.
    Me: OH NO.

  • @Khelzugah
    @Khelzugah 5 років тому +147

    So you're telling me: The Guy that turned off the giant Mechdragon midflight, thousands of feet in the air, while being on said Mechdragon, is the Wise one in this group?

    • @Fhaolan
      @Fhaolan 5 років тому +25

      So far, all evidence is pointing to yes? Unfortunately for them? Fortunately for us, though...

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 5 років тому +8

      Not so good for the players...
      Perfect for us.

    • @ethanhaggard321
      @ethanhaggard321 5 років тому +9

      The wisEST

    • @thestranger954
      @thestranger954 5 років тому +3

      Truly a Drarf among midgets.

    • @N3bu14Gr4y
      @N3bu14Gr4y 5 років тому +1

      @@thestranger954 You mean a dwarf among gnomes?

  • @weaponizedpizza8825
    @weaponizedpizza8825 5 років тому +513

    Julian is a wonderful badass.

    • @Julian-pw5mv
      @Julian-pw5mv 5 років тому +5

      Thank you

    • @mofo357
      @mofo357 4 роки тому

      @@Julian-pw5mv Huh, COVIENCE

  • @thecolorpurple6401
    @thecolorpurple6401 5 років тому +52

    We'll explain erena later.
    *3 episode later.*
    Me: *Y U LYIN'*

  • @speedfreak1152
    @speedfreak1152 5 років тому +8

    8:37. Was totally expecting Sneeze to come into frame with like a third knife in his mouth, lol. Love the stories Dingo!

  • @ComicKathy
    @ComicKathy 5 років тому +181

    So let's see . . .
    In the course of an in game day, you got drunk, almost TPK'ed the Universe, fought your long time arch villain, lost your arch villain, and cursed your friend.
    Anything I missed? ^^

    • @lykillcorreli6740
      @lykillcorreli6740 5 років тому +36

      Who then proceeded to save their tech guy and now-harmless beloved NPC with said curse

    • @johnporter9034
      @johnporter9034 5 років тому +24

      But may of lost their flying death machine in the process.

    • @bradypermenter8761
      @bradypermenter8761 5 років тому +2

      Comic Kathy and crashed a mech dragon

    • @ComicKathy
      @ComicKathy 5 років тому +6

      What everyone seems to be forgetting: Sips was not the one who crashed the dragon. So I was not counting that as Sips fault.

    • @johnporter9034
      @johnporter9034 5 років тому

      @@ComicKathy POINT

  • @sarahvilardi3071
    @sarahvilardi3071 5 років тому +12

    "You wouldn't happen to've seen a crazy lady with nine severed hands and with the face of a *biiiiiitch* walk by, would you?"
    When I knew this was gonna be good

  • @Rethbael
    @Rethbael 5 років тому +216

    Good thing it wasnt Sips who was the crafter. Imagine him cursing everything that needed his work.

    • @butterflysrage
      @butterflysrage 5 років тому +3

      Douglas Lopes I can imagine that, and it’s awesome

    • @ADHDListComedian
      @ADHDListComedian 5 років тому +19

      “Ok, now I just need some metal and... well shit... now every last piece of the metal I need has been turned into a macaw...”

    • @johnwestensnorris6391
      @johnwestensnorris6391 5 років тому +1

      Glove?

    • @onyxguardian1756
      @onyxguardian1756 5 років тому +15

      @@johnwestensnorris6391
      "The glove becomes a Terrasque"

    • @FantasyAddict95
      @FantasyAddict95 5 років тому

      or just working with one hand. XD

  • @commentking1257
    @commentking1257 5 років тому +71

    May have accidentally, (or purposely) cursed my entire party

  • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
    @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 5 років тому +132

    Dingo Doodles: * shows Polnareff *
    "Also, I suggest watching the previous Part 3 video"
    Me: *IS THAT A MOTHER FREAKING JOJO REFERENCE?!*

  • @Fallenmonkd20
    @Fallenmonkd20 5 років тому +945

    I love so many of the images in this.
    Like Sneeze pulling out a second knife and Gorthan flying crop duster style
    Good stuff dude

    • @dj-vx9ei
      @dj-vx9ei 5 років тому +9

      Fallenmonk d20 the end card is perfect and dingos face when she says woops

    • @MoffTought
      @MoffTought 5 років тому +3

      This is like jaden animation and puffin forest, I love your content

    • @sealdogderp26
      @sealdogderp26 5 років тому

      Yr than is a beast

  • @truegoldstruck3028
    @truegoldstruck3028 5 років тому +288

    7:16
    Sneeze
    7:41
    Sneeze
    And Julian all the way through.

  • @liuemma7175
    @liuemma7175 4 роки тому +8

    I realized how this party fit together so well with their personality

  • @Kadel___
    @Kadel___ 5 років тому +46

    "They're probably fine." LMAO I LOVE YOUR DND GROUP!

  • @rafaelcalmon2858
    @rafaelcalmon2858 5 років тому +12

    Kinora is like "So what if I took your stuff. Whatcha gonna do, lizard man?".
    Julian just goes "... Hold my tea."
    One should never dare an engineer inside their own craft XD

    • @jackiechan715
      @jackiechan715 5 років тому +4

      I honestly thought they were going to activate some sort of ejector seat and just launch that bitch out of the mech dragon.

    • @ronglurak9892
      @ronglurak9892 5 років тому

      @@jackiechan715 she was a possesed good friend so no killing her.

  • @justsomegirl627
    @justsomegirl627 4 роки тому +11

    "she couldn't of gone far"
    Me:SHE HAD 5 MINUTES TO DO *ANYTHING* YOU KNOW WHAT CRAP YOU CAN DO *IN 5 MINUTES* ?

    • @jacksons3432
      @jacksons3432 3 роки тому +1

      DO YOU KNOW WHAT CRAP YOU CAN DO IN 5 SECONDS?

    • @justsomegirl627
      @justsomegirl627 3 роки тому +1

      @@jacksons3432 *ANYTHING*

  • @ozraga_d2831
    @ozraga_d2831 5 років тому +104

    The end was priceless! "They're probably fine." Lmao!!!

  • @Lexibee69
    @Lexibee69 5 років тому +118

    "they're probably fine" and "woof" both accurately describe every campaign I have done

  • @minxyayala
    @minxyayala 5 років тому +15

    Literally everyone almost dies
    woof

  • @Deathninja5551
    @Deathninja5551 5 років тому +106

    The deck of many *dead magic.*

  • @justmissart6373
    @justmissart6373 5 років тому +143

    Pretty sure Sneeze is my spirit animal...goblin...cat...creature.

  • @endyender1703
    @endyender1703 5 років тому +55

    *Lolicard*: “AND BEFORE YOU ASK! YES, THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE!”

    • @jacksons3432
      @jacksons3432 3 роки тому

      Part 9’s already looking great!

    • @dante.2639
      @dante.2639 3 роки тому

      oh cool a hellsing abriged reference

    • @Animotion3D
      @Animotion3D 2 роки тому

      alucard?

    • @endyender1703
      @endyender1703 2 роки тому

      @@Animotion3D one of his forms, yes.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +619

    When your buddies are being a *Wenk* , it's okay to curse them. It's fine, you're Fine, this is Gonna be Fine... We're all gonna Die...

    • @CassidyShadewing
      @CassidyShadewing 5 років тому +24

      Well on the plus side, if sips hadn't cursed them this would have had a more depressing ending.

    • @tamo3329
      @tamo3329 5 років тому +13

      After all, his curse saved 2 people

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom 5 років тому +3

      Let's go watch television.

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 5 років тому +1

      @William Bryant well, Hi!

  • @shadowjeric
    @shadowjeric 5 років тому +7

    9:29 that line is gold. LOL!

  • @parkerazbill1891
    @parkerazbill1891 2 роки тому +3

    I love that gorthan is just tposing

  • @nutbuster2815
    @nutbuster2815 5 років тому +6

    I DIED AT THE " you may control the Dragon, but I own it."

  • @starstudios2959
    @starstudios2959 5 років тому +105

    Freaking Julian man, he's now my favorite next to Sneeze and Sips

    • @stormyperson44
      @stormyperson44 5 років тому +10

      he's the second on my list, just a tiny bit behind Gothi.

    • @jakestavinsky3480
      @jakestavinsky3480 5 років тому +2

      Shiro Usagi I Love how Sneeze just slowly pulls out multiple knives

  • @secretterces3793
    @secretterces3793 4 роки тому +24

    Oh man how did I become invested in Sips’ backstory this much???

    • @SplooksBwooks
      @SplooksBwooks 3 роки тому

      Because it’s the most exciting thing to get invested in

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +665

    Oops, let's just Accidentally Curse our buddy. You're having a really Bad Time

    • @notaseagull3320
      @notaseagull3320 5 років тому +4

      69 likes

    • @zm1639
      @zm1639 5 років тому +6

      *Megalavania entesifiese*

    • @TheKrostiman
      @TheKrostiman 5 років тому +2

      Yeah nah that wasnt an accident.

    • @Dualbladedscorpion7737
      @Dualbladedscorpion7737 5 років тому +9

      @@TheKrostiman
      That curse did some good thought

    • @TheKrostiman
      @TheKrostiman 5 років тому +6

      dual bladed scorpion Yeah so that’s a combination of luck and the DM going the extra mile to make it work. Imagine putting a lot of time in creating a spellcaster and a snips intentially curses you and it turns out you’re just a commoner in some robes now? What character/player would be cool with that?

  • @chadkoontz4086
    @chadkoontz4086 5 років тому +41

    Everything that could go wrong
    Didn’t.
    It broke

  • @nickdial9630
    @nickdial9630 4 роки тому +7

    7:41 sneeze slowly brings up the second knife... I had to pause from laughing so hard.😆

  • @jimothyhasleftthechat2667
    @jimothyhasleftthechat2667 5 років тому +127

    Sips reminds me of Sun Wu Kong...

    • @aileenyang182
      @aileenyang182 5 років тому +8

      That's what I thought! Except he's... you know... cursed and kinda crazy...

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 5 років тому +5

      Yes, I'm Son Goku
      *roll with it*

    • @Lechgang
      @Lechgang 5 років тому +11

      Let me guess......
      Overly Sarcastic Productions Journey to the west series?

    • @lecanoscoptical3455
      @lecanoscoptical3455 5 років тому +3

      Wasn't Wukong pretty much a hormonal teen to begin with? Just more smartass than angry

    • @TutchMaibaulz
      @TutchMaibaulz 5 років тому +3

      @@drautomaton6010 im pretty sure son wu kong was already that

  • @lordvanlooo3532
    @lordvanlooo3532 5 років тому +488

    Cursing the Barbarian can happen, to anyone and it's no ones fault if it happens once or twich ......
    maybe even four times and after the fith time it doesn't count anymore because at that point it's basically a running gag.
    Right Joe?

    • @TheNaturalnuke
      @TheNaturalnuke 5 років тому +19

      Or cursing the warlock with silence because WE NEED TO BE DIPLOMATIC GODSDAMMIT!

    • @kaarpiv375
      @kaarpiv375 5 років тому +1

      Earl. Son of Earl. Representative of the Earl Clan. Usurper of Earl.

    • @stormyperson44
      @stormyperson44 5 років тому +2

      why would you silence the warlock? they literally cast with Charisma.

  • @jjj9640
    @jjj9640 4 роки тому +5

    6:27 Person: But what is he-
    Me and Dr. Robotnik: NOBODY CARES.

  • @TimidTracker
    @TimidTracker 5 років тому +4

    This is D&D at its finest. I am so invested in this convoluted plot.

  • @MasterVenik
    @MasterVenik 5 років тому +20

    You're in a flying mech that does THAT kind of damage and you STILL didn't kill the Tarrasque? On behalf of all the player's here, I'm revoking your flying privileges on that one!

    • @jackfrosthashadenough6375
      @jackfrosthashadenough6375 5 років тому +1

      Heck, it can't even do a breath attack like a dragon. What do you even call that?

    • @MasterVenik
      @MasterVenik 5 років тому +9

      Sickeningly powerful, but the fact is the Tarrasque DOESN'T HAVE RANGED ATTACKS, in a flying machine, even at level 6, they had the ultimate advantage against it! Flight is the biggest weakness of the Tarrasque, it has no flying speed and it has no ranged attacks, so if you can stay afloat, you just just pelt it with arrows until it dies (may take a few hours of attacks, but it's still an eventual win)

    • @MarkATorres1989
      @MarkATorres1989 5 років тому +4

      Well... considering what happens in the end. I think their flying privileges were more than revoked.

    • @ironmilutin
      @ironmilutin 5 років тому

      @@MasterVenik Doesn't it regen like 75/round or something?

    • @marvinhubregtse5776
      @marvinhubregtse5776 5 років тому

      in 5e it doesnt heal anymore .. cant remember what version they were playing

  • @webbowser8834
    @webbowser8834 5 років тому +5

    @Dingo Doodles 11:14 might be the single greatest frame you have ever drawn, still.

  • @KingAm0
    @KingAm0 5 років тому +142

    Cursing people is fine. Accidents happen. I’ve death cursed a bunch of people. On accident. Definitely on accident.

    • @jeb_kerm1671
      @jeb_kerm1671 5 років тому +9

      #voldemortdidnothingwrong

    • @stevenmichel7270
      @stevenmichel7270 5 років тому +8

      @@jeb_kerm1671 #exceptchooseashittyname

    • @dengosodawg
      @dengosodawg 5 років тому

      Sure “accident.” Me too, man, me too.

  • @theanimalman44
    @theanimalman44 5 років тому +44

    Sneeze is the best. I want a Sneeze.

    • @KadzarTathram
      @KadzarTathram 5 років тому +2

      My very own The Cheat!

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 5 років тому

      @@KadzarTathram I Have all the Sneeze that you want.
      just come over to my house. I will Sneeze you right in the face

  • @soda2339
    @soda2339 5 років тому +4

    lol Abby having an existential crisis at 6:57

  • @sloth8598
    @sloth8598 5 років тому +26

    Sips is as good as controlling his anger as Joseph Joestar is at landing planes

  • @neppy7221
    @neppy7221 5 років тому +179

    Sips: They're probably fine
    *many explosions*
    Sips: Woof.
    This litttle strip of audio made me laugh to death. Litterally, I coundn't breathe or anything. lol

    • @omegasight
      @omegasight 4 роки тому +2

      Has anyone explained if "woof" is a reference of some kind?

    • @Xenakeyblademaster
      @Xenakeyblademaster 4 роки тому +2

      @@omegasight I don't think it's really a reference, but it's just sort of an expression that means "well fuck" or "aw jeez".

  • @kalenipclaw5683
    @kalenipclaw5683 3 роки тому +3

    gorthan's player: *really just hamming up the whole "man that must really suck" thing*
    also apparently gorthan's player when karma happens: *furious*

  • @brunobiazzi8599
    @brunobiazzi8599 5 років тому +162

    DINGO, why don't you make a podcast of your group playing D&D? I would love to hear it

  • @luminariel3765
    @luminariel3765 5 років тому +64

    This was GREAT. Julian is my new favorite

  • @Niftyturnip-
    @Niftyturnip- Місяць тому +1

    nah the power play of turning off the dragon 10,000ft in the air has made the spellscale my fav character, just the sheer amount of "idgaf" radiating off them

  • @JessePatrick-zc8ng
    @JessePatrick-zc8ng 5 років тому +109

    Don't listen to any of the comments about talking fast and enthusiastically. Be you! *that's why we subscribed*

    • @jacobweatherford4696
      @jacobweatherford4696 5 років тому +1

      Exactly

    • @enanmarina4011
      @enanmarina4011 5 років тому

      Exactly. I, Agree.

    • @Tobygamesiscool
      @Tobygamesiscool 5 років тому

      Whomst the fuck saying she talk fast. I set this video to 2x speed and it is still hella slow. Not a bad thing though. I love these videos.

  • @nadav2003
    @nadav2003 5 років тому +5

    8:08 in that situation the words “I told you so” are just a massive understatement

  • @Jhood05SCP
    @Jhood05SCP 2 роки тому +2

    Sips : The center of chaos
    Everyone : *Horrorfyed by sips*

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 5 років тому +96

    Wait, why would Quinora be afraid? She's not on the dragon, it would be beneficial to her if the dragon crashed. Does she care about Abby? Actually, that makes sense

    • @LEGION3592
      @LEGION3592 5 років тому +36

      She might have wanted the dragon intact as it was a weapon. Decided he might actually risk crashing it to get it and the panda back, released the panda in hopes of getting the dragon again later. Too bad Julian forgot about the start up time. xD

    • @LeemVonNelly
      @LeemVonNelly 5 років тому +9

      Maybe because she possessed her if it crashed it would kill her

    • @alan62036
      @alan62036 5 років тому +6

      @@LeemVonNelly But she can leave the body anytime she wants.

    • @doesntmatter2467
      @doesntmatter2467 5 років тому +5

      @@alan62036 Ya but she still needs too bail before she hits the ground

    • @DeviousDryad
      @DeviousDryad 4 роки тому +5

      well, who wouldn't love the little sweetheart?