Trump’s Stormy Day in Court, MAGA Nuts Furious About Barron’s Graduation & Seven Jurors Chosen
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- Опубліковано 15 кві 2024
- It was another Stormy day in court for Donald Trump, prosecutors kicked off day two filing documents saying that he violated his gag order, his legal advisor Alina Habba compared him to Nelson Mandela, Trump’s supporters don’t care that he’s a lying, cheating, scumbag, Jury selection continued today and seven people have now been chosen, Donny gets all the support he needs from an aide named Natalie Harp, the MAGA-sphere is furious at the idea that Trump might not get to go to Barron’s high school graduation, the Trump Media & Technology stock took a big dip, they lit the Olympic flame in Greece ahead of the Summer games in Paris, and Jimmy gets a visit from the ghost of Justice William T. Howell (Nick Offerman) who wrote the legal code for Arizona in 1864 and effectively banned nearly all abortions in the state.
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Lot's of criminals aren't allowed to attend their child's events -- why should donnie be treated any differently.
They can’t even attend funerals. 😢
The judge should have replied, "if you bring the court pictures of you at your other kids graduations, I'll consider it."
Made me laugh for a secondbut then remembered we live in the age of AI.
@@mikelytou All that means is that every member of the Trump family will be depicted with differing numbers of fingers.
My Granddaughter didn’t get to have her graduation thanks to that jerk
If he had only taken his job seriously
What a fool he really is
Jimmy Kimmel, you need to give all your writers a gigantic raise.
I don't know how that works, but,Yes!
@QUICKBOOKS1
Which part are you having problems with?
Only a FauxNews anchor would be able to keep a straight face after that "… LIKE NELSON MANDELA" ludricous comment
He does not care about Baron’s graduation. He will use the time campaigning and continue to fleece money from his followers. What a horrible piece of work!
And perchance a round of golf!
That would be great, if the judge let's him have the day to go to the son's graduation, but says, 'One stipulation: You gotta bring back pics.'
A couple of trials going on at once. Obviously they're trying to prevent him from campaigning. Interference!
Like Don the Con EVER cared about Barron before, except when it came to Barron outsizing him.
@@mikewillett5076 "Obviously" you have no clue what you are talking about 🙄
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT...!!!!!!!
said a person who can fully give allowance to venezuelans
"He will be Nelson Mandela" - Just spurted my tea all over my laptop!
Trump has compared himself to Nelson Mandela twice lately that I know of but he once referred to our country as a S**hole country. He doesn't know who Nelson Mandela was. He can hardly open his mouth without disrespecting someone. We love our country because it is our country, not because it is greater than any other.
And spend 27 years in prison? I have no objection.
I prefer my presidents who are awake and alert and won’t violate a gag order
You prefer a sleepy president with dementia
On the bright side, he isn't violating the gag order while he snoozes. Although, knowing Trump, he talks in his sleep...
BTW, Nelson Mandella was in jail for like 27 years so if that's Trump "being like", then I'm all for that.
Me too!
Same for him being like Jesus. 😅
Nelson Mandela was a decent human being, so no, not going to work.
100%.
@@hanne5678Mandela was a young man when he went in; Trump would never walk out.
“Fake snooze”, “mood caddy” - perfect, Jimmy; keep up the great work mocking the Orange Psychopath!
Barron responding to a reporters question.
How do you feel about your father attending your graduation?
Barron; My father? 😂😂😂😂I don't know him. I never met him. 😂😂😂😂
Big man, orange man, tears streaming down his face, he said to me "Sir, Baron, sir. I will be at the NRA convention so I can't come to your graduation . . ."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯
🏆🏆🏆🏆 winning comment!! Here's your crown 👑 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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When Trump is talking about "paying his lawyer" the looks on the faces of his lawyer and everyone behind him is hysterical - even the police officer is like, "Wait, what did he just say? Did he confess on camera?"
Predictable.(2:15) Donnie verbally tied yet another noose...
Michael Cohen has stated he never attended any of his kids graduations.
And that when it was time to enroll Barron in school, Michael Cohen went with Barron and Melania to said school -- not Donald.
MICHEAL COHEN IS A KNOWN PERJURER
Are you telling us Donald hasn't been anways 100% honest with us?
MICHEAL COHEN = PERJURER
@chenzen1578 That's Right...
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How many indicted people get a pass to go to a childs graduation?
How many are let out of prison/jail to attend their childs graduation??
Hmmmmm🤔
Or funerals?
person, woman, man, camera, TV…prison
Sadly, the rest of the world views the US as a complete joke at the moment... jail Trump... and claw back some dignity! Jail The Nod Father!!😂
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Ooh..."nod father" .... I love that!!!
No, they used to view us as a joke. Now they know what all Americans who aren't brainwashed know. It's not funny anymore, it's downright terrifying.
No, most well informed Australians understand there's a minority in a cult and that ill-gained power and entrenched, vast corruption took over the USA when this beast came to power, almost certainly with Russia's help. Keep up the good fight !
Man, that's getting old! Geez, come up with some new BS!
Trump was busy during Barron’s birth because of stormy. Now he is busy during Barron’s graduation …because of stormy!
Oh the irony
This is how karma works and life plays out. All an honest hobo has to worry about is today.
@Erin56 ...😉🩵
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But Stormy said that the affair never happened, so there's that.
It's glorious!
His Supporters Don't Care!
They NEVER will care.
I'm from Pottstown. He has NEVER come to their Graduations at The Hill School. Trust me...we would have known. The WHOLE TOWN would have known. That school is right around the corner from my family's home.
Thanks for sharing
True. I lived in Downingtown at the time and never heard of his visits. I checked alumni and only Eric and Don Jr are listed. What about Ivanka and Tiffany??
No surprise
"but I love my daughter Barret, eh, Farron eh Billy eh Ballot eh Johnson the mostest, I would go to her graduation for sure!" ----- He wouldn't be able to pick him out of a lineup.
Evanka got caught selling pot at Choate School in Wallingford, Ct along with 3 other girls. The three other girls got expelled but not Evanka cause who her father was. I know first hand my cousin was a police officer that investigated it.
WTF is he PERMITTED to use the hallways of the COURTHOUSE to spew his lies about what is actually going on INSIDE the COURTROOM???? Who is ALLOWING this???
We know what's going on in the courtroom through the journalists reports.
I reckon someone should be sent along to play the violin as soon as he starts his woe-as-me diatribe prior to entering the courtroom.
It would be hilarious.
@@BRUCE_the_MOOSE_ you're right - that would be hysterical 🙂
Someone should be allowed to carry a sign saying " Cry me a river sleepy Don. "
Someone should be allowed to carry a sign saying " Cry me a river sleepy Don. "
That’s exactly what I said! His lawyers sedated him
Naw....if he can't open his mouth he sleeps😂
“Fake snooze” was perfection
At Barron's graduation:
"Why is everyone looking at Barron? Why aren't they looking at ME??"
It's been reported DJT is jealous of Barron because Barron is 6'7" tall. Prayers for Barron. What a nightmare for a kid.
He doesn’t give a sh*t about his son. Who are you kidding?!
And you know this how? You a friend of the family?
@@valerieavellanet5204 This family has no friends.
Contempt of court... Should get him jail time like any other common criminal within the justice system
Make room for Hillary
Trump’s Supporters Don’t Believe He Had An Affair, BUT MELANIA DOES 😂😂😂
I’m okay with Sleepy Stinky Don being in prison for 27 years like Nelson Mandela.
Trump compares himself to Mandela. Mandela spent many years in prison. Trump is going to many years in prison. I guess there are some parallels.
78-105
Sounds good to me too
Mandela should sue him for defamation.
@@neftalifigueroa3739 You mean his kids should right? Because he's been dead for over a decade now. I bet he's rolling over in his grave.
Those two names don't belong in one sentence.
He is such a gentleman that he stepped in front of Queen Elizabeth and continued to walk in front of her!
Walks in front of the Queen after showing up late. Two things you don't do.
I despise trump as much as anyone in this world, but why is it wrong to step in front of the queen? What makes her better than anyone else? Because she was born into a particular family? Well... woop-de- doo!!
@@nedflanders1559 So...do you think he was making a bold anti-monarchist statement (after bowing and scraping for an invitation), or do you think he was clueless or too arrogant to respect the protocol of the place he was a guest at?
@nedflanders1559 it is a thing called protocol. Anyone meeting a monarch is briefed on it. It is akin to the unspoken rule that one doesn't pick one's nose at the dinner table. Hope this makes it easy for you.
Yes that was so embarrassing and disrespectful.
wait-- cheating while Barron was being born? And now SO concerned for his little boy!
the Judge DID NOT say he couldn't attend! he said he would wait to rule on it, depending on his conduct and how the case progresses over the preceding days.
then he s got no chance!😂
True. Since when has the truth gotten in the way of the residents of MAGA Land?
Now I want the judge to order him to go to the graduation, and if he fails to show there, he will be held in contempt of court.
Though Trump did not attend the graduation ceremonies of any of his other children, he expects us to believe that he is upset because he may not be able to attend Barron’s graduation ceremony. Really?
He just says whatever is convenient at the moment, and his followers eat it up. Happily, more and more people are moving on from hIs BS.
He’s a good man caress about family he has to be there at graduation??
Well he did attend a fallen cops funeral while Biden, Obama and Bill Clinton partied it up. 🤷
@@mikewillett5076 For a photo op. He never attended any fallen cops funeral before. Biden wouldn't be there as it is policy for a sitting president not to attend. The security detail would have disrupted the funeral for family and friends. The funeral is for them not so some politician can postulate that they are aggrieved. Maybe if Trump went and stayed away from the cameras could we think he was there for the fallen police officer.
@@Jb-mi2rm he cheated on his first wife with his second wife, cheated on his second wife with his third wife, cheated on his third wife with an adult film star, has been adjudicated to be liable for sexual assault, walked in on juvenile girls dressing for a teenage beauty pageant, was adjudicated guilty of business fraud in evaluating property low for taxes and high for better loan rates and somehow “he’s a good man”? He is good at playing the victim and he is amazingly good at conning people.
The narcissist uses his own son to triangulate him against the judge and court system. Doesn't give a damn about his sons graduation.
I bet his son is relieved that he won’t be there. He knew that his dad wouldn’t be there. He’s never been there for him.
I'm surprised he knew there was a graduation coming up. I suppose one of his lawyers told him about it.
Barron's net worth isn't high enough to interest X45...
His sons are treasures of USA. Future POTUSes. The greatest dynasty to keep America great
@@caronstout354 Barron is not a girl (as far as we know) so, he is not interested.
Long live Jimmy! The way he stays on Trumps, I love it!!! 😂
Right? Jimmy is living rent free in trump's head and I'm THERE for it.
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PUT THE WHALE IN JAIL
It's so much fun to know that he watched this.
Barron is no doubt relieved his embarrassing orange father won't be there grabbing headlines.
Or someone's mother
@@davidsignor7931😂😂😂👍
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Spot in
Anyone that reacted to a global pandemic the way Ttump did is clearly not germophobic.
😂 Yup! Thank you!
Remember; he got vaxed repeatedly and had his staff tested daily.
Umm when he wanted to close all boarders but the drunk wouldn’t let him.
@@Grant80borders?
@@Moluccan56 yup. Trump wanted to glued all American borders. Flights etc the drunk wouldn’t allow it.
Ghostbuster Guillermo is the BEST😀!
The school from which barron is graduating is an "alternative school", founded by a koch bro in 2011. It has no AP courses and focuses on "hands on learning".
“People on the fence” “about who they are going to vote for?” This is exactly what’s wrong with this country. Wtf is on the fence at this point?
Not only can you be indicted for it, Michael Cohen actually did time in prison for it…now it’s your turn Sleepy Don. 😂😂
If Michael Cohen did time for executing Don's orders, Don should do at least 5 times that amount of time for giving that order.
@@bloodymarvelous4790 YES!
Thank you, Jimmy, for keeping us entertained during these times.
Jimmy.....Thank you for your service 😊😊
Delivering Humor & Sanity 😊😊
Thanks Jimmy, I need more days like this. Rolling on the floor laughing!
DJT couldn't care less about Baron's graduation. He wants to be the victim and get the attention. Big Daddy didn't attend the graduation of Ivanka, Don Jr. Eric, our Tiffany
Agreed 💯
I so wish this trial was on TV
He skipped ALL his other kids graduations, why should this one be different? Oh, yeah, he was having relations with Stormy while his youngest was gestating. He owes him one, and he always pays his debts!
Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree
1996, Donald Trump Jr. graduated Hill School.
Trump didn't attend.
2000, Ivanka Trump graduated from Choate.
Trump didn't attend.
2002, Eric Trump graduated Hill School.
Trump didn't attend.
2012, Tiffany Trump graduated from Viewpoint School. Trump didn't attend.
Ivanka is the only one I'm surprised he did attend. Even ignoring his incestuous remarks about her, she was clearly his favorite and he was always bragging about how smart she is.
Pfftt...someone wake Fox news to the fact that Trump has NEVER attended ANY of his kids graduations.
Hello?! NONE!
What total b.s.
Lol! The truth hurt!
But Baron is special to him
@@californiadreaming567 he doesn't dislike him as much as the rest but he wouldn't miss a KfC meal + Coke to attend his graduation either. It's a sociopath
wake up Fox news? Not a chance. They cater 90% to the Trump looney tunes cult. The 10% is to avoid lawsuits for outright lies.
@@californiadreaming567 Sarcasm?
He didn't go to any of his other kids graduations why should he go to this one
Even more brilliant! The MTG clip!!!
Imagine the relief felt by EVERYONE else at that graduation ceremony. 😊
If Trump hadn't spent millions to delay this trial, it would be over with.
If Garland had a pair gump would be in prison by now but he let the better part of 2 years go by before anything was done.
If it was over with quick, people wouldn't remember as much. He wants the people to see the lengths they're going to to take him out of the election.
He doesn’t care, it’s his supporters money he spends recklessly
But then, he'd be in prison.
@@mikewillett5076 "He wants the people to see the lengths [the PAB went to lie to his sycophants about his sexual congress with a porn star while married and also to lie about his attack on congress after losing bigly in 2020 - FIFY Mike you're welcome!]..."
Gulliermo as a Ghostbuster would be hilarious bustin the Fusticuffs judge ghost. Ha.
The Judge should wear bronzer to mess with and freak out Trump.
Please someone do a photoshopped or artist rendering of Judge at trial in donald orange bronzer drag especially skipping the ears!
Oh thank you. I enjoyed a good belly laugh.
and a dead blonde cat on his head
Oh my ! That would be cool!
Jimmy! That shot of the peace dove was just magnificent! I rolled around laughing - it was epic!!
I died laughing too 😂
Isn’t that the same kid that when born, his dad was pumping Stormy for information?
Love you
Jimmy!
❤❤❤
"Ebenezer SNOOZE." That's a good one there! LOL 😂
It reminded me a lot of that time Joe Biden was checking his watch at the funeral of the service men he got blown up when surrendering in Afghanistan. He didn't was to miss nappy time.
Loved the bit with Nick Offerman! Thanks Guillermo for busting that ghost, you busted my gut too!
Wouldn't Barron be embarrassed to have him there...coming from a trial regarding daddie's payment to a porn star??? Anyone else on the planet would be way to humiliated to even go.
Sadly, he didn't seem at all put off by trump in a recent video I saw of them chatting together.
It's Melania who wouldn't want him to attend Barron's graduation.
It's Melania who really doesn't want trump to attend Barron's graduation. Hasn't he humiliated her enough?
Excellent point.
@@CabinFever52 I mean, there's only a few years left in the old guy, just got to grin and bear it till you get your slice of the inheritance.
Would be funny if Dozy Don is allowed to attend Barrons graduation by the Judge and Melania says no he can't.
One of your best shows ever!
That MTG segment was pure genius...I can't stop laughing!!!
I'm betting that Barron doesn't want that orange embarrassment to attend anyway.
'Sorry Donald...' That was epic.
The Arizona Speaker of the House who passed that law in 1864 had several child brides in his 40s and 50s. His 2nd wife was a 12 year old Mexican girl that he kidnapped when he was in his 40s. William Claude Jones
An additional charge from Stormy could be "assault with a dead weapon".
LOL...
Wha5 weapon?…a poison toadstool?
Hello, Colin Mochrie
The man drowning in debt had me in the first half, can't lie😂.
Barron was hoping "dad" couldn't come so his real father and Melania could be there in peace.
MTG's face coming up without warning scared the Hell out of me. 😳😬 Btw, it scares me even with warning. 😬😳
I thought that I was the only one that feel that way...
@@arthurjones420, Nope. You're definitely not alone. 🤣
Trump would ruin that graduation like a drunk uncle at your wedding X1000. They'd have to shut down the highways and nobody could get there.
Do you remember the "Why did you even show up? commercial back in the 80's?
He'd expect to make a Campaign speech like he did for Boy S outs if America. Disgustingly inappropriate.
Remember the wedding where he did nothing but drone on about the stolen election?
The best thing Donald could do for Barron is stay away from him forever. 😬
It’s even money wether or not he even knew his kids name
You make the bed you sleep in. That’s what was ingrained into me growing up. I guess rich people don’t get taught that. Thinking money can be used so you don’t have to be held accountable for your actions.
They usually aren’t
Barron goes to school in Washington, DC. His Mom moved there to be close to him (honestly, I don't care for Melania Trump, but she does seem to adore her son). Donald, on the other hand, moved to Florida and hardly sees Barron. If he does attend the graduation, someone will probably have to point out which one is his son.
I'd be very interested to see what Trump does if he's actually allowed to go to his son's graduation. He'd probably skip it and go to a campaign rally, instead.
Or play a round of golf.
@@gary-rr7jpthats my guess to. Together with that attractive blonde.
Or try to turn the graduation INTO a campaign rally.
@@rgaritomy thought, word for word.
No doubt come up with an excuse if the judge asks for pictures
Save Baron the embarrassment. That creep is clueless to how disliked he really is. Where's Melania 🥴
Melania is just like Donald.
I really don't care do you? Living her best NDA life. Doing it all for the prenup.
That's not what the polls say. Actually he's more popular than ever. Nice try though.
@@valerieavellanet5204He lost the election & we are about to have another because he & people like you won't take no for an answer.
@@valerieavellanet5204 Stand by your man 👍 he WILL lose again!!
What the judge said and what Dozing Donny it trying to make everyone believe he said are TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS. His ignorant base is SO gullible.
Cameras should have a been allowed but New York doesn’t allow it.
AAAAAAAHHHHRRRGGG,🤣🤣🤣
I propose the chart - flip for the funniest joke ever contest. 😂
Former First Lady is probably paying that judge off to KEEP him as far away as possible from that graduation 😂😂
I laughed so hard at that MTG bit with the dove 🕊️ 😂
Guillermo as a Ghostbuster, using a lyric from the theme song, is absolutely priceless.
Trump like Nelson Mandela- what an obscene comparison.
Alina Habba-Dabba-Doo isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Time zones are amazing. Right now it's morning in Europe and Tomorrow in China and it's 1864 in America right now.
Underrated comment
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Falling asleep in court? Somebody call the pillow guy.
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Sleepy Jo Biden needs the pillow guy!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who will tell Baron, who ever told your other 4 children you weren’t going to their graduation
according to Michael Cohen Trump has never attended any of his children's graduations
"Oh, Stormy, oh, Stormy
Bring back that sunny day"
The Classics IV
Get 'em good, lady!
That song is one of my favorites. I think I have the 45 record for that song 😊
Apparently, he put the Stock up to underwrite his Bond, now its worthless... That's the problem the Bond company is currently having...
I would have thought Barron would be delighted if his father isn’t at the graduation.
Trump only refers to his son’s name “Barron” in writing, but never when he talks. He says “my son” or “Melania’s son”.
OMG Hilarious !! Much respect from Australia.
KEEP THEM COMING JIMMY😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the laughs Jimmy ❤.
He never went to ANY of his kid's high school graduation.
Maybe because Melania and the school don’t want him there.
Brilliant Jimmy Brilliant
Funny how NOW it matters that he wants to make it to a child graduation. It sure as hell didn't matter with his other children... which he didn't attend. What a joke. It's effed up that he would use his child as an excuse and a shield from going to court.
I would be surprised if Trump could name Barron's high school.
Probably not !
Is it barron high school? No.
I would be surprised if you remember how many babies you aborted.
Good one!
@@nickmenza2671your mom told me she wishes she had an abortion. 😂😂😂
Is it just me or has Jimmy really cranked up the savagery since the Oscars? Lately his monologues are BRUTAL. Keep it coming I say.
"Sorry Donald. Can't help you". Damn straight. He dug his own hole...
That graph was pure genius! I almost spit out my coffee, thank you Jimmy and thank you to your whole team, it must be a joy to work with you on a daily basis. You make this horrible election debacle a little better.
"I didn't know"..."I make it down as a legal expense."