The mechanicus remembers well the heresies of the dark mechanicus, during the schism of mars they matched wits against the holy wooden baneblades with their own blasphemous, inflated balloon baneblades
+Adam Baker And just to be a LITTLE realistic, painted wooden cannons in real life-such as those during the American Civil War, Quaker Guns- actually stopped invasions and battles just by standing there and looking fancy.
+Locutus Borg Yeah, Creed could probably win the entire war for the Imperium if GW ever let his TACTICAL GENIOUS be used to it's full potential...He could probably turn the entirety of the Warp into Imperator Titans.
HellChuggapri1 HERESY! Prepare to be purged in the name of the Man-Emperor and Roboute Guiliman. I CATO SICARIUS shall singlehandedly defeat you as I CATO SICARIUS am the Knight-Champion of Macragge and, therefore, no foul Xeno or Heretic can ever hope outmatch my LEGENDARY SWORDSMAN SKILL! Pray to whatever false gods and ruinous powers you worship HERETIC I CATO SICARIUS will be coming for you!
Back into the Webway, boys! The plan's underway, no need for more Dancers to die! Oh, yes, you have a nice day, Cato Sicarius. I'm sure Cegorath's glad you could play with us today!
HellChuggapri1 HA HA, I CATO SICARIUS have made the FOUL XENOS flee from my mere presence! Truly this is a great day for the Imperium as I CATO SICARIUS have proven once again that I as Knight-Champion and Captain of the second company that I am truly the GREATEST SWORDSMAN to have EVER lived!
My favorite part is the 50 fucking Baneblades just sitting in full view at the end. You really captured the magnificent stupidity of the original, where after being captured Magneto was put in metal handcuffs, in a metal car driven by cops with real metal guns, and presumably taken to a prison with metal bars.
It's interesting how the Fantastic Four voices sound vaguely like the characters in DOW; it certainty helps the DOW voices blend in and make this flow so well. It's not often that audio edits can seem right at home without feeling out of context. It's just amazing to say the least :)
If Diomedes had been anything like you, CATO SICARIUS, he would have spent so much time announcing his prowess the entire Blood Ravens chapter, Kyras included, could have come down, taken pictures, sold them to daemonettes for hookers and blow, come back to realspace, taken a recaff break, gone back to Mars for some spare bolter rounds, printed up some power armor saying "I heard Diomedes' speech and all I got was this stupid power armor", and been back in time for Diomedes to reach the midway point of his speech. Who knows, maybe Diomedes could even brag about his men surviving an assault or two.
I, CATO SICARIUS would never do such a thing as, giving speeches in the middle of battle is highly detrimental to one's chances of survival, I CATO SICARIUS am the KNIGHT CHAMPION OF MACRAGGE and, as such, I would never do anything that would be detrimental to myself in combat.
This is the video that got me to subscribe. I never knew that you and your peers would go on to create one of the greatest parodies on the internet. I'm glad I hit that subscribe button all those years ago. You guys keep on being amazing.
The fate of the Fresh Sorcerer: He meets "what if the Emperor had a text to speech" where he uses his dark magic (cactus, cocaine, and the flesh of his bitches) to resurrect the Emperor after being black-mailed with his darkest secret, he then becomes the Emperor's best friend as he turns the tyrnids into his pets and gets a personal world engine before destroying everyone in the universe. His rain of terror is only stopped by a massive wall of baneblades in space blasting them with unlimited power until the Emperor is reduced to his former state and the Sorcerer does... ummm... whatever he fucking wants! (please)
You know your story is fucked when replacing every instance of "gun" with "Baneblade" somehow makes the story more sensible
NEW PSYKER SCHOOL: BANEBLADEISM
Clay Pidgeon that sounds broken... please nerf Games Workshop
@@Thinekindred i agree Games workshop is op, but how do we nerf it.
@@IvantheMusical Tell them WH Adventures sucks EVEN MORE.
Necrons of the Woodokh dynasty: can never be targeted or affected in any way by Banebladeism discipline psychic powers.
*suspicious turquoise marine with pen
Write it down write it down!
The early 2010s was a helluva time. I can't believe it's almost been ten years.
Existential dread.
@Anzu Wyliei
I take this as a challenge
We now live in a blackhole information society, we will never know if this video was canon to reality or not.
@@alfabusa I still believe this is amazing. The wooden baneblade is the strongest tank in 40k.
Been 4 years since then.
Ya feel ancient yet?
A metal Baneblade may take a man's life, but only a wooden Baneblade can take his will to live.
should've been "And without it, I am pinned here"
Still better animation than most 90s cartoons.
Oh god, are you subjecting yourself to the meme videos?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe
Fredrik Knudsen you, here? Great!!!
yeah i mean he even voiced Eldrad Ulthran in Just Aeldari Things
You mean "still better animation than most 2010s cartoons"?
there is nothing to be shame of. Making decoy tanks out of wood has been a known tactic that dated back since the Dark Age of Technology
The mechanicus remembers well the heresies of the dark mechanicus, during the schism of mars they matched wits against the holy wooden baneblades with their own blasphemous, inflated balloon baneblades
+Adam Baker Why, only a Tactical Genius could have thought of it.
+Adam Baker
And just to be a LITTLE realistic, painted wooden cannons in real life-such as those during the American Civil War, Quaker Guns- actually stopped invasions and battles just by standing there and looking fancy.
Well actually the entire Dark age of Technology was some very carefully arranged wooden tanks...
Way before that!
Creed has especially powerful banebladeism, and can even conjure them out of thin air along with warhound titans.
+Locutus Borg Hell, if we let him do it, Creed could pull Warlords out of his ass.
Abbadon unzips his armor to take a piss.
Warhound titan materializes out of his flies and points a gun at him.
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
+Locutus Borg Yeah, Creed could probably win the entire war for the Imperium if GW ever let his TACTICAL GENIOUS be used to it's full potential...He could probably turn the entirety of the Warp into Imperator Titans.
Commissar_Dan Oh I already knew...But Creed turning the Warp into a whole new Imperial Army...Well, that would be the ultimate "CREEEEEED" moment.
Commissar_Dan The Banebladeterium eh?
The only thing more wooden than the -gun- *BANEBLAAAYDE* was the acting.
HellChuggapri1 I CATO SICARIUS VERY MUCH ENJOYED YOUR COMENT.
Cato Sicarius
Oh hai Loyalist! How's the rotting bulwark of your schizophrenic conniption-fit of an Imperium holding up?
HellChuggapri1 HERESY! Prepare to be purged in the name of the Man-Emperor and Roboute Guiliman. I CATO SICARIUS shall singlehandedly defeat you as I CATO SICARIUS am the Knight-Champion of Macragge and, therefore, no foul Xeno or Heretic can ever hope outmatch my LEGENDARY SWORDSMAN SKILL! Pray to whatever false gods and ruinous powers you worship HERETIC I CATO SICARIUS will be coming for you!
Back into the Webway, boys! The plan's underway, no need for more Dancers to die!
Oh, yes, you have a nice day, Cato Sicarius. I'm sure Cegorath's glad you could play with us today!
HellChuggapri1 HA HA, I CATO SICARIUS have made the FOUL XENOS flee from my mere presence! Truly this is a great day for the Imperium as I CATO SICARIUS have proven once again that I as Knight-Champion and Captain of the second company that I am truly the GREATEST SWORDSMAN to have EVER lived!
My favorite part is the 50 fucking Baneblades just sitting in full view at the end. You really captured the magnificent stupidity of the original, where after being captured Magneto was put in metal handcuffs, in a metal car driven by cops with real metal guns, and presumably taken to a prison with metal bars.
It's my headcanon that Magneto was so mentally broken by the deception that it took a while for him to get over it.
Stubbs: "So *that's* where they got sent to!"
It's interesting how the Fantastic Four voices sound vaguely like the characters in DOW; it certainty helps the DOW voices blend in and make this flow so well. It's not often that audio edits can seem right at home without feeling out of context. It's just amazing to say the least :)
I honestly thought this was from Johnny Quest because it was Race Bannons voice.
Banebladeism, the true religion.
Karl the Deranged ayyy
Yes
yes
As a guard main, yes, definitely
I cant believe i wasted 9 years of my life without having seen this masterpiece of 40k lore
I cant believe I wasted 11
Banebletism... the most fearsome power on the galaxy
He's got some kind of 'tism all right...
I see what you did there.
Jet fuel cant melt BAAAAAANE BLADEEEEEEES!
I use thermite paint on all my models.
banebladetism...
Banebladebending
You sure made the Blood Ravens proud, Gabey!
IS CRAZY RIGHT? ALSO, THANKS
Bruva Alfabusa Hey man! Is your stuff on /tg/?
I still canot belive how i got fooled
It's over,--- DIOMEDES ---
+DICK DICKENS Metal BAWXES, Rhinos, our enemies are hidden in metal BAAAAWXESSS
I have the high ground! Standing on a Baneblade that is
Diomedes can't bend wooden Baneblades
For all this time, I just fucking realized this is a "Magneto gets defeated by wooden gun" reference
if it were made out of wood... and still functioned like a Baneblade then technically it IS STILL A BANEBLADE!!!
Would it survive the shot of it's own cannon though?
Here's the thing, it doesn't work. It just had some Blood Ravens spin the tracks while more Blood Ravens moved it forward.
I love how near the end there are a bunch of (presumably) real baneblades behind him that would have worked with his powers.
I feel like this video is an excuse to use the voice clip "Beeehnblaade" as many times as possible in as short amount of time as possible.
A wooden BANEBLADE!!! lol
The Last Bane Bender.
If diomedes had been like I CATO SICARIUS he would not have lost
If Diomedes had been anything like you, CATO SICARIUS, he would have spent so much time announcing his prowess the entire Blood Ravens chapter, Kyras included, could have come down, taken pictures, sold them to daemonettes for hookers and blow, come back to realspace, taken a recaff break, gone back to Mars for some spare bolter rounds, printed up some power armor saying "I heard Diomedes' speech and all I got was this stupid power armor", and been back in time for Diomedes to reach the midway point of his speech. Who knows, maybe Diomedes could even brag about his men surviving an assault or two.
I, CATO SICARIUS would never do such a thing as, giving speeches in the middle of battle is highly detrimental to one's chances of survival, I CATO SICARIUS am the KNIGHT CHAMPION OF MACRAGGE and, as such, I would never do anything that would be detrimental to myself in combat.
@@franciosdeaeruiu7555 might be four years late, but I must do what I must. *I.* *CAST.* *F I S T.*
This is the video that got me to subscribe. I never knew that you and your peers would go on to create one of the greatest parodies on the internet. I'm glad I hit that subscribe button all those years ago. You guys keep on being amazing.
a metal baneblade can take a mans life, but only a wooden baneblade can take a mans will to live.
I remember watching the X-Marines when I was a kid!
Unleash on the heretics Logan "Wolverine", the Wolf Lord of the Space Wolves 13th great company!
1:51 A Wooden BAAAAAANNNNNEBLLLAAADDDDDEE
Destroy it OR turn it against you? Who does Diomedes think he is? Anrakyr the Traveler?
I just noticed the voices strangely match.
the fact that magneto got so mentally destroyed with a wooden gun he didn't even try to escape the cops
The fate of the Fresh Sorcerer:
He meets "what if the Emperor had a text to speech" where he uses his dark magic (cactus, cocaine, and the flesh of his bitches) to resurrect the Emperor after being black-mailed with his darkest secret, he then becomes the Emperor's best friend as he turns the tyrnids into his pets and gets a personal world engine before destroying everyone in the universe. His rain of terror is only stopped by a massive wall of baneblades in space blasting them with unlimited power until the Emperor is reduced to his former state and the Sorcerer does... ummm... whatever he fucking wants! (please)
Well, it seemz I cant say dat, dem boyz said somding bout the end of all existance or something like dat...
UA-cam in 2019: It's time.
*Recommends*
I can't explain it, but it works so good.
Even though I have no intent of playing the game this video makes me want to buy a Baneblade for my little collection.
Scary part is that A wooden baneblade could actually work if orks got a hold of it.
that was good. Too good. Precious.
Watched this for the 30th time. I have to go back to it every now and then.
Fckin masterpiece.
And again
The *BLOOD RAVENS* can, you're finished *DIOMEDES* surrender you have no other choice!
Wooden or not, Banebladism still sounds like an awesome power.
Wooden BAWKSES?!
This is just getting me excited for a 1970s style Saturday cartoon of space Marines having adventures around the galaxy.
WOODEN BOXES
5 years later and it's still damn funny.
Aaaah man the good old 90s X-men
"And I would have won if it hadn't been for you lousy Blood Ravens and your meddling talking dog!!!"
ENGAGING WARP SPIDER *AHHHHH* A WARP SPIDER
them: *talking*
grayknight: hi i'm here to *SMITE* you
When he smashes the Baneblade...that was quite funny.
Also, the "WHHAAAAAAAAT?!!" part, i lol`d. Poor old Magneto....
And he is a prisoner of the inquisition now.
This is maybe my 11th time rewatching this, and I just noticed the column of baneblades at the end of the video
W-h-h-w-h-o-a-t?? A wooden *B A N E B L A D E*
Magneto Diomedes confirmed
Take a shot for every "Baneblade" that is said
The Fantastic Blood Ravens
"It's stealin' time!"
BBBEEEEEIIINNNNBLAAADDEEE
Baneblade Baneblade let it wreck shop
Face off a metal monster
That is kinda op
Baneblade Baneblade let it wreck shop
God, this body language
UNLIMITED POWER!!!! fizzles out...
Wait what?!?
I can't believe you actually did it ALFA this is amazing
Ghost head of Ferrus: You are weak Diomedes
i never noticed the 100 baneblades after all these years
It's rare for me to recognize a source without clicking a link, good job bruva
To be fair, control over BEHNBLADES is a pretty good power to have.
That's pretty clever not gonna lie
A simpler time before politics soaked every corner of culture
Why can't I stop watching this
The person who had this idea deserves a cookie.
Correction the audio is from the 1967 Fantastic Four cartoon, not the 90's version :P
I really felt the part where he said BANEBLADE!
that is indeed a shameful way to lose.
When fighting Tank Commander McTavish on the second Blood Ravens level.
HAVE YOU WANT MY INVINCIBLE WRANGLER TYLER?
gotta love CC.
The way Diomedes says BANEBLAAAADE makes me feel excited. :3
Raventastic 40.000 - The Menace of Diomedes.
The banblade was just a decoy for the titans hiding behind some bushes.
The 1960's fantastic Four vs magneto cartoon
Congratulations [Hank-and-Dean].
Battle bruva,that day,we werent in SPESS.That is why
Dang... Such intensity...
i remember when the emperor showed this to his primarchs when they were little, before the chaos gods threw them into space :D
A prisoner of the Inquisition?
...the Inquisition doesn't take prisoners.
He makes a wooden baneblade. Funniest shit I ever saw.
BROVA IAM PINNED HEER
Early 90s? This is from like 70s, early 80s at the earliest.
Dawn of war 2 Retribution.
When Captain Diomedes sees a baneblade, he shouts:
"IT IS THE BAAAAANNEBLAAADE!!!"
If ever Matt Ward makes a 40k video, I imagine it will sound like this.
I-I-I-I'm calling Stubbs
Power of 11 barrels
Joined the legion 3 days ago, already feel awesome :D
For the glory of the Alfa Legion!!
STEEEEEEEEHL REEEEEEEEEEHN
Magneto was bald and foolish, but then, he grew up in to Ian McKellen and he became the most powerful wizard ever.
Have you forgotten my invincible BANEBLADE power?!
I've got Banebladetism
Whaaaat?! A wooden BAAAAANEEEEEBLAAAAAAADE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Baneblade!!!!!!!!!! Meh call those warpspiders here and haywire that thing the followed by a eldrage
But what chapter did they steal that wooden baneblade from?