Diomedes Invents the Flying Baneblade

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  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa 11 років тому +442

    I am surprised I haven't seen this sooner. Good work Marine!

  • @spazzmaticus7207
    @spazzmaticus7207 8 років тому +432

    Daemon: Why won't you die?!
    Diomedes: Baneblades, son.

    • @somerandomdude7785
      @somerandomdude7785 6 років тому +36

      They harden in response to Imperial Trauma.
      You can't hurt me, Daemon.

  • @zchen27
    @zchen27 9 років тому +298

    Diomedes: "Smell that? You smell that?"
    Guardsman: "What?"
    Diomedes: "BANEBLADES, son. Nothing else in the galaxy smells like that."
    [kneels]
    Diomedes: "I love the smell of A BANEBLADE in the morning. You know, one time we ran over an entire Chaos Warband, for 12 seconds. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find any one of 'em, not one stinkin' heretical body. The smell, you know that steel and 11-barrels-of-hell smell. It smells like..."
    [sniffing, pondering]
    Diomedes: "Victory. Someday the Emperor and the Imperium will triumph..."

    • @TheThingInMySink
      @TheThingInMySink 8 років тому +47

      Here, corrected it for you
      Inquisitor: "Smell that? You smell that?"
      Guardsman: "What?"
      Inquisitor: "EXTERMINATUS, son. Nothing else in the galaxy smells like that."
      [kneels]
      Inquisitor: "I love the smell of A EXTERMINATUS in the morning. You know, one time we purged an entire Chaos Warband, for 12 seconds. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find any one of 'em, not one stinkin' heretical body. The smell, you know that burning heretic and xeno smell. It smells like..."
      [sniffing, pondering]
      Inquisitor: "Victory. Someday the Emperor and the Imperium will triumph..."
      Also apocalypse now ftw

  • @matejspevacek1226
    @matejspevacek1226 8 років тому +65

    Gives "stehl rein" a whole new meaning of pain.

  • @AKSsasori
    @AKSsasori 11 років тому +351

    This is what they used Vance Stubb's 1000 missing baneblades for.

    • @SinerAthin
      @SinerAthin 11 років тому +82

      Good to see that they were spent well...

    • @user-jl7cc7np4j
      @user-jl7cc7np4j 7 років тому +15

      100 behnblehds, not 1000, but still, good theory

    • @sbugmanthenoobinator
      @sbugmanthenoobinator 6 років тому

      @@user-jl7cc7np4j nope it is never stated anywhere that he lost 100 baneblades it is only stated that he had a company of baneblades , not lost them

    • @blazethegryphon9990
      @blazethegryphon9990 6 років тому +1

      @@sbugmanthenoobinator It clearly wasn't there when he needed it so I'd consider that pretty lost.

    • @sbugmanthenoobinator
      @sbugmanthenoobinator 6 років тому

      @@blazethegryphon9990 you know those baneblades needs to be assembled in the mars pattern vehicle command . so if you don t have time to put all the pieces together you dont have the baneblades.and anyway if you dont see something does it necessarly mean that it has been destroyed? If you don t see a taxi when you need it , does it mean that all the taxis has been destroyed?

  • @apertureemployee215
    @apertureemployee215 8 років тому +83

    This is basically what happens when you deepstrike a baneblade in ultimate apocalypse

    • @billylukito5522
      @billylukito5522 7 років тому +25

      wait, you can deepstrike a baneblade? it must take a genius to...... oh, it's him again.

    • @somerandomdude7785
      @somerandomdude7785 6 років тому +13

      CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!

  • @TheJodofe
    @TheJodofe 11 років тому +224

    The Russians actually tried to stick wings on a tank once.

    • @Operator588
      @Operator588 10 років тому +13

      did it work?

    • @ToaAnanas
      @ToaAnanas 10 років тому +66

      The Scout
      are we living under soviet oppression?

    • @xneo329
      @xneo329 10 років тому +38

      The Scout Yes actually: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_A-40

    • @Operator588
      @Operator588 10 років тому +35

      Sergeant Scotty By the emperor

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 7 років тому +8

      The ancestor to the baneblade

  • @ieetpeople4003
    @ieetpeople4003 4 місяці тому +6

    I'm here from the Nano video. Now I have even more question left unanswered.

  • @saintkupo7164
    @saintkupo7164 11 років тому +96

    The Codex Aestartes labels this manuvre Stheel Rheign!

  • @darthpanzer
    @darthpanzer 10 років тому +93

    I lost it at SHATTER THEIR SKY!

  • @paleface171
    @paleface171 8 років тому +62

    The Angry Marines approve of this method of combat. (Throwing heavy weaponry at targets.)

    • @m.kozlov8461
      @m.kozlov8461 7 років тому +1

      FUCK NO THOSE BANEBLADES WERE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH.

    • @matteussilvestre8583
      @matteussilvestre8583 7 років тому +2

      Angry Marine. What if we paint them red?

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 7 років тому +1

      Crikey...

    • @khorneberzerker2184
      @khorneberzerker2184 7 років тому +1

      paleface171 remind me to never fight angry marines then

    • @darthskarr8975
      @darthskarr8975 7 років тому +1

      KKhorne Berzerker - Don't worry. Their too busy fighting themselves over "Who is angry-ist".

  • @lucator40401
    @lucator40401 9 років тому +104

    BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dimitristsoukalas8148
    @dimitristsoukalas8148 9 років тому +37

    So this is what happened to those 100 baneblades

  • @sub_miat
    @sub_miat 2 місяці тому +2

    gem from 11 years ago discovered

  • @kolsveinnskraevolding
    @kolsveinnskraevolding 10 років тому +22

    Apollo Diomedes - a man I am proud to call my BRUVA.

    • @GeneralSturnn
      @GeneralSturnn 10 років тому +6

      Don't you mean Bruva Dieonmyknees? and you can't forget Captain Hairgel.

    • @atanasdimitrov6469
      @atanasdimitrov6469 7 років тому +1

      Victor Seras Man, Diomedes did quite a lot. He finished the initial plot of DoW, saved the planet from Exterminatus and saved captain Angelos. (This is the canonical ending, except the fact that the demon in the end gets usurped by Eliphas and gets to live).
      Anyway Capt Hairgel doesn't stand up to Diomedes. Hairgel had many more people to work with and wasn't as heroic as Diomedes is.

    • @astartesfanboy5294
      @astartesfanboy5294 4 роки тому

      @@atanasdimitrov6469 lmao really? Hair gel killed at least 1 avatar of khaine, several hive tyrants, at least 1 leader of a chaos Warband, several ork warbosses, and a greater demon of Nurgle. He is so much better then diomedes and is ducking annihilating his way through the warp with Thaddeus

    • @mcapollodiomedes3620
      @mcapollodiomedes3620 3 роки тому

      @@astartesfanboy5294YOU DARE ?!YOU DARE!?

    • @astartesfanboy5294
      @astartesfanboy5294 3 роки тому

      @@mcapollodiomedes3620 yeah I do dare bisch. Man can barely handle an avatar of khaine. pussy

  • @ToaAnanas
    @ToaAnanas 10 років тому +231

    I match your baneblade with METHUL BAWKSES

    • @therealguythebestguy7731
      @therealguythebestguy7731 10 років тому +12

      No.. I think not..

    • @ToaAnanas
      @ToaAnanas 9 років тому +1

      I think so, the Bawks gawd shall have his day of VICTORY!

    • @daneilfranklin
      @daneilfranklin 9 років тому +6

      Aexeiz YOUR BOWKSES WILL BE A GIFT TO THE BAWKS GOD!!!!!

    • @ToaAnanas
      @ToaAnanas 9 років тому +4

      daneil franklin
      YES
      BAWKSES FOR THE BAWKS GAWD

    • @daneilfranklin
      @daneilfranklin 9 років тому +1

      Aexeiz i cant hold my self. BLOODFORTHEBLOODGODSKULLSFORTHESKULLTHROUGHN!!!!!!!

  • @CheffBryan
    @CheffBryan 10 років тому +8

    Welp, now I have to replace the tracks on a Baneblade with Valkyrie wings.

  • @rstcore885
    @rstcore885 4 місяці тому +1

    Certified classic

  • @thehandofgod2864
    @thehandofgod2864 2 роки тому +2

    Dreams have meaning
    My dreams:

  • @PetroBeherha
    @PetroBeherha 8 років тому +2

    This is actually one of the few times I laughed in videos like these! Thanks!

  • @sapphiredawn4321
    @sapphiredawn4321 3 роки тому +1

    Came here to remember

  • @I_WinogronaCzerwone_Pl
    @I_WinogronaCzerwone_Pl 11 днів тому

    I am getting this recommended after 11 years and i am happy

  • @Sharp_Stone
    @Sharp_Stone 4 місяці тому +2

    Yeeeeey I found the clip Nano used at the end. It was pretty fun my bortha

  • @reaver102102
    @reaver102102 10 років тому +9

    40k 7th edition in a nutshell.

  • @therealguythebestguy7731
    @therealguythebestguy7731 10 років тому +6

    JEANSTEALERS!

  • @ExternalDialogue
    @ExternalDialogue 7 років тому +4

    0:20 how does that guardsman know what a deamon is?

    • @IkarosVonVoid
      @IkarosVonVoid 4 роки тому +1

      He is an HERETIC, WE MUST PURGE HIM IN HOLY FIRE

  • @calebjones3636
    @calebjones3636 7 років тому

    Chucking a building sized tank at it, this is one of my favorite tactical options now

  • @xealrommel8246
    @xealrommel8246 8 років тому +2

    the more I keep clicking the worse the quality, but the better the bloodymagpies videos. it's my favorite paradox.

  • @lesgrossman8619
    @lesgrossman8619 6 років тому +4

    Sly Marbo would have killed the daemon just by looking at him

  • @AraelLGC
    @AraelLGC 7 років тому +1

    You was expecting a Steam Roller but it was me,BANEBLADE!

  • @Unkehz0r
    @Unkehz0r 11 років тому +1

    Abaddon's thirteenth black crusade.
    Looks like Cadia gate is falling and the imperial guard combined with space marine forces can't hold back the tide of Chaos.
    Oh dear.

  • @Hankbob_Hillpants
    @Hankbob_Hillpants 4 роки тому +1

    I have finally found it, the BAAANNEEEE BLLAAAAAADEEEEE

  • @demonfangify
    @demonfangify 11 років тому

    and that kids is how the imerpium woke the emperor up from the sheer awsomenesss, and by his (delete religous word here) word, we returned his glory to the galaxy!

  • @Tanglingdead6
    @Tanglingdead6 11 років тому

    And thus, all the enemies of the emperor were quickly scattered and destroyed by Diomede's indomitable fleet of BANEBLAAAADES.

  • @averagecoloniser4586
    @averagecoloniser4586 7 років тому

    Diomedes your insane this is something no man or being should hold

  • @JumboWaffleDarts
    @JumboWaffleDarts 10 років тому

    THANK THE EMPEROR FOR THESE BLESSINGS

  • @gregorywalter2540
    @gregorywalter2540 8 років тому

    Glorious.

  • @cyberus1438
    @cyberus1438 11 років тому

    This made me lol harder than I have in a long time. BAAANEBLANDE!

  • @TNTLotLP
    @TNTLotLP 11 років тому

    What an inspiring tale

  • @GentlemanDeathSycthe
    @GentlemanDeathSycthe 12 років тому

    Well done indeed. But flying baneblades would be the scariest thing ever. Especially controlled by Diomedes.

  • @fisyr
    @fisyr 6 років тому

    So that's where the shipment of 100 bane blades went.

  • @hellfire2180
    @hellfire2180 11 років тому

    When in doubt call in the flying BANEBLAADDDDDEEEEE squad

  • @AlphaBiggotz
    @AlphaBiggotz 10 років тому

    Now this is just epic...

  • @thil2894
    @thil2894 7 років тому

    you know each time i see this it crack me up, even i had a cfreaking bad day! thx for this little moment

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 10 років тому

    Best video I ever accidentally clicked on.

  • @jacopoabbruscato9271
    @jacopoabbruscato9271 5 років тому

    Looks like tactical genius to me

  • @sharpey92
    @sharpey92 11 років тому

    GLORIOUS

  • @Hitman2b
    @Hitman2b 6 років тому

    commander this is flying baneblade one target elimated confirm

  • @sjkcm2
    @sjkcm2 11 років тому

    Flying baneblades....The definition of fear.

  • @samurairook7333
    @samurairook7333 11 років тому

    I like Baneblades... *gets hammered by tons of Flying Baneblades*

  • @ahok.168
    @ahok.168 10 років тому +15

    I would like DISPAAAAIR of jeans!

    • @Undermareens
      @Undermareens 9 років тому +4

      TheGaymers Dispear, and some Cornflakes! MILK FOR THE CORNFLAKES!

    • @brockg2243
      @brockg2243 9 років тому +7

      TheGaymers JEANSTEALERS!

    • @ahok.168
      @ahok.168 9 років тому +4

      Brock Gerritson Say...has anyone seen my space Levi's?

  • @OldBeanUK
    @OldBeanUK 9 років тому

    Baneblades can fly now Diomedes is a genius!

  • @Salvo11
    @Salvo11 4 роки тому

    Honestly, as far as I'm concerned, this is Canon. Also: GW should make a Diomedes model with rules that allow him to take and use Baneblades.

  • @GeneralMontague
    @GeneralMontague 11 років тому

    This deserves far more views

  • @commandermcnash5137
    @commandermcnash5137 11 років тому

    Now we see why the Imperium has such a shortage of Baneblades, they use them as ammo :P

  • @Akrilloth
    @Akrilloth 11 років тому

    By the emperor, the DOW quotes are so fucking good!

  • @joesdayable
    @joesdayable 11 років тому

    That...... was beautiful

  • @PaperiLiidokki
    @PaperiLiidokki 11 років тому

    Well cosidering that baneblade weigths around 319 Tonnes, i find that tactics quite devastating, me gusta

  • @Nick-gf2nj
    @Nick-gf2nj 10 років тому

    IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  • @VicariousReality7
    @VicariousReality7 11 років тому

    I like how they rhymed in success

  • @matthewsharp3292
    @matthewsharp3292 10 років тому

    When you think about Thunderhawk's are just Flying Baneblades, I mean, they've got the massive cannon on the back, two, Twin-Linked Heavy Bolters at the front, 2 Twin Linked Lascannons on the wings, with the upside that it can also carry units, as well as carry Hellstrike Missiles.
    That being said, Baneblades are awesome.

  • @TheBlueManChoo
    @TheBlueManChoo 11 років тому

    Lost it when Flight of the Valkyries started playing. Well done!

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 11 років тому

    "By the Emperor..."
    "We've won!"
    "For the Emperor, it is done."

  • @mojewjewjew4420
    @mojewjewjew4420 3 роки тому

    "I guess this means I'll have to make a new video soon" And he never did,sad.

  • @Samagachi
    @Samagachi 11 років тому

    Exactly. I imagine they party quite a lot. :P

  • @kingofkilps
    @kingofkilps 11 років тому

    I DEMAND MORE EPICNESS

  • @edasdima2615
    @edasdima2615 4 роки тому

    Technologycal advancement? IN THY IMPERIUM?!?! H E R E S Y

  • @franceschik1
    @franceschik1 10 років тому

    PURE POWAAAAAR !!!!!!!!!!

  • @McTheWarhammer
    @McTheWarhammer 11 років тому

    Well, now we know how Creed infiltrates Baneblades.

  • @PrinceEphriam
    @PrinceEphriam 11 років тому

    this is the greatest thing ive ever seen :')

  • @PackthatcameBack
    @PackthatcameBack 5 років тому

    We are the Emperor's own hammer of war!

  • @GodAlmightyBubba
    @GodAlmightyBubba 11 років тому

    For the greater good

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 7 років тому

    I wanna see a flying baneblade as a tabletop figure

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 6 років тому +1

    Isn't that the thunder hawk gunship?

  • @Rudevald
    @Rudevald 9 років тому +1

    And this Imperium won. Forever.

  • @miafillene4396
    @miafillene4396 4 роки тому

    Already exist. Look up Thumderhawks. But this...this was awesome.

  • @Lulu-ex7fc
    @Lulu-ex7fc 7 років тому

    Don't think I don't recognize the Megaman-style explosions on that daemon.

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 6 років тому

    Ready to unleash 11 barrels of hell!

  • @WebOnion
    @WebOnion 9 років тому

    I imagine that would be scary as fuck. I mean, 3 flying massive armored vehicles? Shit.

  • @abnegazher
    @abnegazher 3 роки тому

    Being shot by a baneblade hurts...but... It hurts more than being hit by a flying baneblade in terminal speed?

  • @ADHadh
    @ADHadh 11 років тому

    So that's what happened to Stubbs' 100 baneblades.

  • @1Kelvar
    @1Kelvar 11 років тому

    What game has "What the hell is THAT thing?!" never heard them say that in either game

  • @commanderboreal1343
    @commanderboreal1343 5 років тому

    Finally some good fucking content!

  • @caiusthedeathwolf1380
    @caiusthedeathwolf1380 11 років тому

    i don't know what made me laugh harder the animation or the flying kamakaze baneblade tanks

  • @scottforrester5306
    @scottforrester5306 6 років тому

    only a tactiacal geniuse cou...
    CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @globaloccultcoalition9074
    @globaloccultcoalition9074 5 років тому

    How many points does it cost and what codes do I need to utilize such a magestic vehicle?

  • @AfroGannon
    @AfroGannon 11 років тому

    fantastic

  • @xiaoyu1949
    @xiaoyu1949 9 років тому

    And that, boys and girls, is how Chaos is fucked

  • @Masonicon
    @Masonicon 8 років тому

    That inspires Alfabusa to make Emperor got TTS Series

  • @zomgpie2
    @zomgpie2 10 років тому

    This weapon shall bring GLORY, TO THE EMPEROR!!!!!

  • @fulcrum2951
    @fulcrum2951 5 років тому

    The imperium needs to mass produce this

  • @polpotjay
    @polpotjay 11 років тому

    MORE!!!
    WE WANT MORE!!!!!!

  • @SNFDNSD
    @SNFDNSD 4 роки тому

    excellent use of STEEL REHN BROTHA

  • @Ctrekoz
    @Ctrekoz 11 років тому

    Cool video, bro!

  • @DreadForce83
    @DreadForce83 11 років тому

    Priceless xD xD
    Thumbs high!!!

  • @kusanagibonjet
    @kusanagibonjet 4 роки тому

    LETS BANEBLADE! LETS BEYBLADE!
    BAAAAAAAANNNNEEEBLLLLAAAADE! LET IT RIIIIIIIIIP! XD

  • @DelTheScout
    @DelTheScout 11 років тому

    Amazing.

  • @SuperGewd
    @SuperGewd 6 років тому

    Pretty sure the Codex doesn't support this misuse of the Bane Blade.

  • @tylarkit4439
    @tylarkit4439 4 роки тому

    *Chirp* "Ready to unleash 11 barrels of Hell" *Chirp* - Baneblade; WH40k: DOW Imperial Guard

  • @Maaaaarjon
    @Maaaaarjon 11 років тому

    im speech-less