The Fate of a Space Marine

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  • @zombievideos247
    @zombievideos247 10 років тому +501

    Something getting stolen from a blood raven?
    That's not how that works.

    • @hawkeyegough9090
      @hawkeyegough9090 10 років тому +51

      do not fear my brother, we shall steal them back along with another pair of pants to boot

    • @Symmonso96
      @Symmonso96 10 років тому +42

      Hawkeye Gough they stole back the pants....and a hive fleet

    • @mikewong2440
      @mikewong2440 6 років тому +19

      And several things from Trazyn.... And Trazun... AND THE DAMN PLANET.

    • @powerarmorenthusiast1067
      @powerarmorenthusiast1067 3 роки тому +1

      "No! That's not how you're supposed to play the game!"

    • @toniwhalin6813
      @toniwhalin6813 3 роки тому

      Hippidy hoppity where the fuck is my property

  • @henrimela8495
    @henrimela8495 10 років тому +1008

    "JEANSTEALERS!"

  • @ThatOneMan830
    @ThatOneMan830 8 років тому +208

    I JUST RECOGNIZED THE SONG BOREALE IS PLAYING WHEN HE STARTS CORRUPTING THE BLOOD RAVEN
    IT'S ERECTIN' A RIVER

  • @csr2037
    @csr2037 10 років тому +113

    1:00
    "Bruva, I am pinned here...."
    loled so hard at that one :D

  • @talandar5773
    @talandar5773 8 років тому +139

    3:06 hurts my ears regardless of the volume I set my computer to

    • @ladders7087
      @ladders7087 4 роки тому +2

      That's how you know it's Slaaneshi.

  • @SgtR3ynolds
    @SgtR3ynolds 12 років тому +61

    "And then ponies."
    Oh, there's gonna be some My Little Po- HOLY GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN-KIND!!!

  • @kyle23145
    @kyle23145 11 років тому +237

    >:( JEANSTEALERS

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  12 років тому +128

    That is actually creative common music, which means that anyone can use it if they want to without suffering from copyright issues!

  • @MushVPeets
    @MushVPeets 8 років тому +112

    Fairly certain that a jean-stealer is some sort of Slaaneshi demon...

    • @droppodgamer8076
      @droppodgamer8076 7 років тому +2

      Mush V. Peets you're probably right

    • @mojn4249
      @mojn4249 4 роки тому +1

      As a stalwart tyranid player I take great offense at this lol

  • @Brapgod
    @Brapgod 8 років тому +39

    I fucking lost it when Boreale started blasting earrape to that blood raven

    • @shanedog007
      @shanedog007 2 роки тому +4

      "We've got to hit them harder!"

  • @tim_buktu66
    @tim_buktu66 9 років тому +62

    1:43 R.I.P. ears
    3:05 strong enough to reanimate ears

    • @SpaceLight202
      @SpaceLight202 8 років тому +1

      did you kill deaths head finnaly?

    • @tim_buktu66
      @tim_buktu66 8 років тому +2

      maybe. The nazis reanimate the dead so he will eventually return soon...

  • @chosenrubric7308
    @chosenrubric7308 8 років тому +216

    The Fate of a Imperial Guardsman

    • @sar_ptolemy
      @sar_ptolemy 8 років тому +3

      +El Dominguez so basically n# ways to die in 40k

    • @7outof10
      @7outof10 8 років тому +12

      +Brother Ptolemaios we'll die for the empereor or die trying

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 8 років тому +3

      UHM SIR! I HAVE AN IDEA SIR! MAYBE IF WE THROW SOME MORE MEN AT IT! THEY'LL DROWN IN ALL THE BLOOD! :D

    • @blazethegryphon9990
      @blazethegryphon9990 8 років тому +2

      "We have more men than they have bullets!"

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 8 років тому +4

      The Fate of Sly Marbo.

  • @andreassewell7413
    @andreassewell7413 9 років тому +129

    Jeanstealers, stealing mah jeans!

  • @FilmGuy7000
    @FilmGuy7000 11 років тому +106

    The space marine was out walking the lands of solitude when suddenly, he is attacked by a group of cultists. A sister of battle springs from the tall grass and burns the heretics. The space marine falls in love, when suddenly Matt Ward appears and beats the sister to death with a Grey Knight codex, before drinking her blood.

  • @brianchan236
    @brianchan236 10 років тому +42

    When suddenly he is overwhelmed by the superiority of ork technology

  • @josharts4757
    @josharts4757 9 років тому +119

    Urge to watch "The fate of the emperor of mankind" Whit the text of speech he would be hilarious XD

    • @riploljustforfu9929
      @riploljustforfu9929 7 років тому +20

      Josh Engineer The Emperor of mankind was sitting on his golden throne on holy terra
      *When suddenly*

    • @Erfierazgzb0ss4u
      @Erfierazgzb0ss4u 7 років тому +1

      ayayayayyy

    • @stoneifisaunt
      @stoneifisaunt 7 років тому

      All his Primarch son's come home even the dead ones.

    • @Erfierazgzb0ss4u
      @Erfierazgzb0ss4u 7 років тому

      *_warpstorms across the imperium_*

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 6 років тому +1

      @@riploljustforfu9929 He realizes he could send a fragment of himself back in time so Horus would never get the drop on him...

  • @docter5627
    @docter5627 8 років тому +15

    4:59 is legend

  • @TsucasaElkGSI
    @TsucasaElkGSI 13 років тому +2

    I'm glad you used a lot of people's sugggestions, nice to see someone pay attention to their fans. I loved this video, every minute was hilarious.

  • @Harlequin619
    @Harlequin619 10 років тому +54

    ... Well squad what have we learned today?

    • @audiblerangerdms6616
      @audiblerangerdms6616 6 років тому +8

      Harlequin619 some fucked up shit goes down out there.

    • @Iijjccbb
      @Iijjccbb 6 років тому +4

      Harlequin619 these people are lunatics?

    • @greernelson7419
      @greernelson7419 6 років тому +5

      MEHTAL BAWKSES!

    • @jasonc584
      @jasonc584 5 років тому +5

      *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!*

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 років тому +2

      Harlequin619 cocain is a hell of a drug

  • @wolfofinsanity7882
    @wolfofinsanity7882 8 років тому +37

    5:45 BEEEEINBLEEEEDES!!!

  • @saifulbrine2391
    @saifulbrine2391 3 роки тому +2

    The space marine was out walking in the lands of solitude, when suddenly!
    **new game workshop policy**

  • @RocketHarry865
    @RocketHarry865 6 років тому +6

    1:44 Dorghar's (the steed of Archeon the everchosen of chaos from Warhammer Fantasy) foals

  • @SpaceMarineTC
    @SpaceMarineTC 12 років тому +1

    GLORIOUS!!!!!!!
    THIS SPACE MARINE APPROVES OF THIS VIDEO!!!!
    MAY THE EMPEROR BE WITH U BRUVA!!!!

  • @DarthMcDoomington
    @DarthMcDoomington 8 років тому +14

    I vote for the Church of the Citadel. May the space marine be delivered to Valhalla, all shiny and chrome!

  • @thomascrowe3600
    @thomascrowe3600 9 років тому +25

    The rape and nurgle stripper cracked me up.

  • @CloakerM8
    @CloakerM8 5 років тому +7

    4:50 When you press delete in DoW

  • @Mister_Kourkoutas
    @Mister_Kourkoutas 13 років тому +6

    I'm fairly certain that Boreale's FUS RO DAH!! was even more epic than Dovahkiin's wait . . . BOREALE SUCEEDED?! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! *mind = blown*

  • @Malmagor1
    @Malmagor1 13 років тому

    Truly an epicly master-crafted video that deserves the attention of teh Emprah and his devouted followers!
    flowers even .....

  • @RocketHarry865
    @RocketHarry865 6 років тому +6

    1:44
    Dorghar: Yesssss my progeny tear him apart! Feast on his flesh! Trample his corpse. SEND HIS SOUL TO THE RUINOUS POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Janfon1
    @Janfon1 5 років тому +1

    5:18 Fus ro dah? Now that's a product of its time

  • @ami6325
    @ami6325 9 років тому +11

    When suddenly nothing happend

  • @7000_Skeletons
    @7000_Skeletons 3 роки тому +1

    At least now that he worships Slaanesh, that would probably be his favourite way to die

  • @Guardbuddy
    @Guardbuddy 13 років тому +1

    Oh man, this is too great. Really made my day.

  • @Aitidina
    @Aitidina 12 років тому +1

    I LOLed so hard when Nurgle came up with the "fitting music"!

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 9 років тому +48

    Shas'O Hustle is still funny

  • @AleK0451
    @AleK0451 11 років тому +6

    I blared that song at full blast from my subwoofer. My entire house shook.

    • @Zombinejerry
      @Zombinejerry 11 років тому +2

      Then 'ponies' scene, eardrums burst, all your neighbors die. Houses are detached from shattered foundations and launched a world around to land in china, while America suddenly falls to extreme paranoia from the mind racking sound and images.

    • @Harogrim
      @Harogrim 11 років тому +1

      THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!!!

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 11 років тому +3

      Harogrim THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!

    • @Harogrim
      @Harogrim 11 років тому +1

      ***** OUR SOUND CANNOT BE DENIED!

    • @joehill4094
      @joehill4094 5 років тому

      it must be nice not having neighbors

  • @Heranara
    @Heranara 13 років тому +1

    and in thier tounge he is Borealekin, BOREALEBORN!

  • @angelr864
    @angelr864 4 роки тому +1

    I knew it! The pony are dangerous! But no space marine believe! Now they had taken half the galaxy!

  • @GeeKNoLife
    @GeeKNoLife 13 років тому

    Thanks a ton for picking my idea! I might just have to grow such a white mane now.

  • @Thebluesniper477925
    @Thebluesniper477925 8 років тому +7

    Why do I find the one where the Spesh Merine was made ded the most hilarious?

  • @sovietheavy5500
    @sovietheavy5500 4 роки тому +2

    5:48 So thats how General Stubbs got his 100 Baneblades

  • @Isvoor
    @Isvoor 10 років тому +79

    Alfabusa is swedish?

    • @richard4888
      @richard4888 10 років тому +12

      Korrect

    • @SophisticatedHermit
      @SophisticatedHermit 10 років тому +1

      Maria Lindström C*

    • @richard4888
      @richard4888 10 років тому +9

      That K was intentional

    • @SophisticatedHermit
      @SophisticatedHermit 10 років тому +6

      Maria Lindström That D was intentional

    • @richard4888
      @richard4888 10 років тому +14

      The idea is in Swedish we spell correct as korrekt. hence we did a bit of a fusion of the two words.

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn 13 років тому +3

    1:33 - AND THEN SUDDENLY PONIES
    O_O
    Those ponies must've met Plague Marines before.

  • @Chayraz2
    @Chayraz2 12 років тому +4

    "decide the faith of a space marine."
    Pastafarian.

  • @5tarrygazer
    @5tarrygazer 13 років тому

    Superdupergreat vid! You do take care of your fans like no other :) Oh btw. like how my comment made it to the big show :D

  • @mattward8428
    @mattward8428 11 років тому +6

    Sry guys but I didnt get the last one. Was it something about him wanting to be an Ultramarine?

  • @HKaito
    @HKaito 2 роки тому +2

    11years ago...WOW 🎉

  • @AronKustoms
    @AronKustoms 12 років тому +1

    This is just priceless. Me and my friend watched it and had lots of laughs. xD

  • @Ssssalazar
    @Ssssalazar 12 років тому

    That BAANEBLAADE got me really good :D Nice work

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  13 років тому

    @GeeKNoLife Thank YOU for coming up with such an awesome idea! if you do, pics please
    EMPRAH BLESS YOU

  • @greyknight4809
    @greyknight4809 3 роки тому +2

    3:06 L O U D

  • @GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser
    @GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser 10 років тому +16

    omfg Jeanstealers I´m dying.

  • @aMR5AvDeG
    @aMR5AvDeG 12 років тому

    Good sir, I love watching this with cup of tea and cookies, well done.

  • @astrothebadger
    @astrothebadger 12 років тому +1

    whats the name of the music played during the "The Space Marine was walking in the Lands of Solitude, then suddenly!" ?

  • @rupert810
    @rupert810 12 років тому

    I love how traveling through the warp is more you get sucked in whether you want to or not

  • @RandomMajin
    @RandomMajin 11 років тому

    If anyone is wondering what the music is between scenes (when the comments are shown) it's Fig Leaf Rag by Kevin Macleod

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  13 років тому

    @OluapPlayer No problem brother, thank you for commenting! Emprah bless you

    • @HLLTAF
      @HLLTAF 3 місяці тому

      Dude you should make another one this is awesome 🎉🎉🎉

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  13 років тому

    @TheMymovie I love it when the viewers are somehow cooperative in the making of videos, so probably yes :]

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone 13 років тому

    This shall be long remembered in the halls of glory

  • @fiskefyren
    @fiskefyren 13 років тому +2

    1:30 the eye part made me laugh so hard XD

  • @xorobit5950
    @xorobit5950 7 років тому

    This is still so good, even six years later. You should do another staring Kitten! xD

  • @flameburst1756
    @flameburst1756 4 роки тому +1

    And suddenly guardsmen wait to many oh GOD NO MFPH NO GADS GAURDS YELLING NO AHHH ITS A MOUNTAIN AH HDJDUSBJSIHBFMMFKBBD *guardsmen noises*

  • @avidion6274
    @avidion6274 4 роки тому +1

    BEIIINNNNNNBLAAAAAAAADDDDDEEEEEE

  • @UltraValican
    @UltraValican 13 років тому

    Shame, I didn't get a suggestion in..is what I would say if I was an ELFDAR!
    Anyhoo, wonderful vid.
    The Emperor Protects.

  • @k-leb4671
    @k-leb4671 8 років тому +4

    What's the music that plays when it says "When Suddenly!"?

  • @lordeppiothe1
    @lordeppiothe1 10 років тому

    not sure what i just watched, but i loved it!

  • @Dracongard
    @Dracongard 11 років тому

    My sides have left this material universe at a speed that even the warp cant imagine.

  • @coreqek
    @coreqek 12 років тому

    This stuff is MENTAL! ;D Great job!

  • @Johnnekaiser
    @Johnnekaiser 9 років тому +22

    a ork shoota boy was out walking in one of the cites of calderis
    WHEN SUDDENLY!
    the ork warboss with the shooty truck falls out the sky and lands on the ork boy after feeling bad about hurting the ork he takes him to a pain boy to patch him up then he decided it was a good idea to repeatedly smash the ork shoota and pain boy with his shooty truck well listing to the happy song of happy happy joy joy that being played on the radio of the truck then giving the smashed orks to a hive a ripper ants to feast upon and giving the rest to their ravener queen

  • @dotcom975
    @dotcom975 8 років тому +1

    What's the music, after the comment, when hе walks outide?

  • @maestro3947-b9g
    @maestro3947-b9g 3 роки тому +1

    As a Slaanesh worshiper and bald man myself, i feel Boreale pain

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  13 років тому +1

    @Holsterbau Well I could always steal you some jeans!

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  13 років тому +1

    Do not worry! Through some fucked up Slaneeshi ritual involving tentacles and shitloads of Promethium, WE WILL SUCCEEED MY LOVE

  • @zarrotechgeek
    @zarrotechgeek 12 років тому +1

    5:47
    CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

  • @UnicornstalkRGaming
    @UnicornstalkRGaming 5 років тому +2

    Not gonna lie, about the time the bass dropped, my last two brain cells died. I now serve the God Emperor and his lords.
    (Also BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD)

  • @thatonenightsentinel2328
    @thatonenightsentinel2328 5 років тому +1

    Blood ravens like hipity hopity where the fuck is my property?

  • @RageLogan
    @RageLogan 11 років тому

    what is the name of the music when the comments are shown? I am making a sniping fail montage of planetside 2 (god at it when Im NOT recording D: but its funny) and I want to use this piece of music for the background.

  • @wearetheninjasofpie
    @wearetheninjasofpie 13 років тому

    so what piece of music played during the "fall of BEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAADDDDDDEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS" i found my self wanting to know

  • @VascusGaming
    @VascusGaming 13 років тому

    I have seen into the warp and it gazes back!

  • @Guardbuddy
    @Guardbuddy 13 років тому

    'Dat last "No" from Boreale at 3:41 is just hilarious.

  • @mattward8428
    @mattward8428 11 років тому +8

    Dude I finally get it. He's Blood Ravens right? So he wants to be an Ultramarine(Best chapter). But I wont let him so he is sad.

  • @Nothingisasitseems
    @Nothingisasitseems 13 років тому

    Pissed myself laughing. This could almost be a regular feature.

  • @ferozious893
    @ferozious893 7 років тому

    What's the name of the song played by the beats? Just before our beloved marine grows hair

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  13 років тому

    @MrSquadallah Thank you my brother, emprah bless you!

  • @OverwatchSniper
    @OverwatchSniper 13 років тому

    These videos got me into playing DoW

  • @kilmindaro3
    @kilmindaro3 13 років тому

    What's the Shas'o'Hustle theme tune called again?

  • @jakobboy1
    @jakobboy1 13 років тому

    is the rave music from that elephant jumping on a trampoline?

  • @Jacobson607
    @Jacobson607 11 років тому

    Everything involving the drop pod and boreale gets hilarious

  • @Turtleproof
    @Turtleproof 10 років тому

    Will you please make a video where he sees a video of himself walking through the plains of solidsnakeitude and ponders his existence?

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  13 років тому

    @Holsterbau It is actually a pool table D:
    I googled "Stripper table" and it was the first thing that came up. Also, this video did force me to do some awkward Google-searches.

  • @TheMymovie
    @TheMymovie 13 років тому

    This is great! Any chance you will make a new story/video like this?
    lovin' the vids man :)

  • @alex123456744
    @alex123456744 13 років тому

    please tell me where you got the piano music when the youtube comments show

  • @Speehsmareehn01
    @Speehsmareehn01 13 років тому +2

    When i was watching this i was laughing as madly as a chaos space marine
    o god so funny

  • @CBeavr
    @CBeavr 13 років тому

    if ya don't mind me asking this but what is taht little piano music you use everytime you show a question? i just want it's name is all...

  • @TheSplat151
    @TheSplat151 13 років тому

    7 and 8 were my favourites. But the whole thing was bloody hilarious. (Oh and also the one with Nurgle *Eyes fall out*)

  • @Mithrondly
    @Mithrondly 12 років тому

    The music you use when matt ward rapes the Space Marine is from Hot diggity's video " The Northern Incidient " is it a custom music track by him or someone else?

  • @wolfiuz1
    @wolfiuz1 13 років тому

    So...that's where them baneblades went...
    CREEEEEEEED!

  • @Mister_Kourkoutas
    @Mister_Kourkoutas 13 років тому

    @Tarik360 In 40k's backstory, the Emperor assumed the roles of many important figures in human history ranging from Prohphets and Philosophers to Scientists and War Heroes. Since all Space Marines are genetically linked to their Primarch, ergo to the Emperor Himself, these traits are technically within the Spess Mehreens. So it is technically quite possible for Spess Mehreens to have bits of Dovahkiin, Master Chief, Commander Shepard and more in their genes. Cue awesome overload.

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  13 років тому

    @TsucasaElkGSI Thank you! the people whom watch and like my videos are everything that matters in my eyes.
    as quoted by Davian Thule, "He who stands with me shall be my Brother."

  • @gilbertbeilschmidt658
    @gilbertbeilschmidt658 10 років тому +10

    Music please 3:04