Rob Marchi He was teleported away by the black legion and turned into a chaos space Marine. Eventually he got so powerful that he killed Abaddon and took all his stuff and then disguised himself as Abaddon
"ARBITRATOR! DO SOMETHING!" I actually expected the arbitrator to suddenly turn around and accuse him of heresy, due to wanting to stop an exterminatus.
It was honestly probably Tzeentch who warped him out. Being able to get an entire planet condemned to Exterminatus in the brief spanse of a minute is an Architect of Fate level move.
Personally, I think it’s equally likely that Korne was responsible, he’s an old military vet who was being unjustly treated, yet he still held his ground and didn’t give in to the arbiter or the departmento munitorum employee. Korne would probably respect that.
@@torbjartekolshus3688 ATTENTION CITIZEN. Multiple third-party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen is reviewed by members of the Adeptus Arbites in accordance to the Book of Judgement. Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation with the Book of Judgemet: *_Being a nit-picking smartass as to make another citizen feel inferior to yourself._* Your imperial right of existence has received one judgement, which will expire upon your deathbed. Additional violation may result in disabling of your legs or the permanent termination of your life. Please not that killing yourself will not resolve the judgement on your existence, as you will be reassembled as a semi-sentient servitor until your tithe has been paid to the Imperium. If you wish to form an appeal to the Adeptus Arbites as to counter-act your judgement, please inform us as to why you believe the judgement to be wrongful in 20 words or less.
"...So I am Slaanesh, God of Lust, Greed, Excess, Pain and Hedonism, someone who destroyed the entire Eldar Empire by merely being born, someone who can make every desire you can and can't imagine become true... and all you are asking me for is some rat dust on your rations?"
That clearly shows how Imperium treats loyal citizens, and yet loyalist scum still praises both the corrupted Imperium and The first-grade a-hole tyrant (aka The Emperor)
UA-camr: "Ah, there we go! Done uploading my parody animation that took 4 weeks to draw and 3 days to uplo-" UA-cam bot: *"ATTENTION CITIZEN."* July 31st, 2021 edit - the role of the Departmento Munitorum has been given to GW themselves now.
+Zach Merson I can just imagine the Chaos Champion of Random Hobo wearing power armor made from cheap cardboard and wielding a plastic knife he found in the dumpster in place of a power sword or something.
You know, the most impressive thing in this video is that Inquisitor's hearing. He literally heard someone on the surface of the planet say that they were joining Chaos, from a ship in orbit! Can we be certain that he isn't a Heretic or Daemon in disguise as an inquisitor, given his otherwise seemingly impossible hearing ability?
So after that, the Hobo has to be some kind of Chosen of Chaos given he has a bigger success rate in under a minute than most followers of Chaos do in their lifetime. The Hobo Chosen is best Champion of Chaos, He who shall replace Abbadon.
Anybody could replace Abbadon and be more successful. A slug from the darkest recesses of the underhive would be more successful at furthering the cause of Chaos than Abbadon.
Gaerdsmaanhaebo daemon prince of unjust Alignment: Undivided Daemon world: The shattered remains of oriris Psyker: Yes Psyker Level: Can skull fuck Tzeentch with his mind
I just noticed the hobo is saved by the chaos gods before the exterminatus reached him. Literally a champion of chaos by screwing over an entire hive world. My congrats; a hobo did more damage than Abaddon the despoiler did in all of BFG 2.
Abaddon cleaved the galaxy in two with his last crusade. I'd hardly call that a failure. Now people like to crap on Abaddon for apparently not winning the previous 12 Dark Crusades, but it strikes me that people failed to grasp that he played the long game and won by small increments that snowballed during the 13th to his ultimate victory. Abaddon played you all.
@@takiroshyou might wanna mention that the only reason why Abbadon even won the 13th Black Crusade because he slammed 2 entire Blackstone Fortresses into Cadia because he was actually being driven back, which also leads into the fact that there are only _six_ Blackstone Fortresses currently known to the entire galaxy, bro dropped 2 of the most powerful and rare space faring vessels ever created onto a planet because he couldn't win the fight without doing so, there is a REASON why people clown on him
So, let me break this down. The Arbites is UA-cam/Google, the Munitorum Guy is the companies filing false DMCA strikes, and the hobo is the content creators. So...who's Headsmash supposed to be?
If you incur 3 strikes against your UA-cam channel, despite being up for reveiw, with almost always no answer to your appeal, your channel is terminated. Alphaomegasin did a great video on it.
Can you imagine how the Emperor would seal with the Adeptus Arbites in person? Also, I have a feeling that where there’s political corruption, heresy springs out of nowhere.
Having recently gone through this stuff, we can confirm this is startlingly accurate. Although the Arbite was more reasonable than UA-cam... he at least. BRB off to join Chaos.
Considering the purple glow and the fact the hobo already appeared in the Luscious Lucius video, I'd wager he's with Slaanesh now. Not sure if that counts as good.
In the short term I'd say he's possibly fine, In the long run though he's screwed as he's rejected the light of the Emperor. Although Chaos has always been a bit of a tilted meritocracy rather than the dictatorial holdings of the Imperium of Man.
This is my attempt at being relevant. #WTFU Also, TTS is of course being worked on actively. Sorry for the wait, but I feel it is gonna be quite worth it in the end I hope!
+Bruva Alfabusa Damn straight it's relevant. Glad you're on the wagon, wouldn'tve gotten in on this had multiple people just upped and left. If I'm getting dysentery, I at least wanna know the person who gave it to me is suffering the same, eh?
+hutchy1k94 is it too late to join one of nurgle's groups i tied to get into Failbadon the Harmless next black crusade but i'm still on the damn waiting list. Or should i just go fuck it and join a Khorn warband
+Lester Ramos joining as a watcher doesn't sound that bad get to have astarties protection, some what decent food, and not having to worry about being murder raped by Lucy over there
at first. thought you were joking but if you pause it at 4:34 you can see the purple glow whisking him to safety. I guess the slannesh patrol did they're good deed for the week today
+emptank Silly man, it is Grandfather Nurgle who saves the sick and hungry. Now that sickly hobo shall be welcomed into his arms and showered in Gifts.
This has become the scene that mirrows how arbities (copywritelaw) are used by GW to destroy us guardsman for making us spice thier content a bit ourself .Also time to join chaos .
+Bollthorn I play tau, and I my avatar is now Kyoto Sakura! I am a fan of Warhammer, and a fan of Puela Magi Madoka Magica, weird huh. Also pardon my misspelling, I have mental problems ^_^
Citizen: "Today is a nice day" Adeptus Arbites: "Attention citizen, multiple third party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen are reviewed by the Adeptus Arbites in accordance to the book of judgement. Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation of the book of judgement, "being happy". Your imperial right of existence has received one judgement which will expire upon your deathbed."
the 40k universe is usually being portreied as a dark grim but amazing battlefield of humans fighting horrible xenos the actual humans in this 40k universe:
+StringStorm Vimeo is more the snobby Eldar, really. I tried joining Vimeo to get away from UA-cams BS, but they specifically dont allow gaming videos because "its not art".
This is the best bit at the end, because it unabashedly shows how bullshit the Adeptus Arbites can be, and how unstable and psychotic members of the Munitorum and Inquisition can be
Joel Finér this really looks like some nurgle-tier fuckery to me :3 guy in pain, with all the things coming to mess up his day. the mighty grandfather would not miss that opportunity to rescue some random human, i guess.
+Chemical Druid Praise be to the Plaguefather, our wondrous lord, Grandfather Nurgle. He who AIDS us in our time of pain, with the gift of immortality and awesome satisfaction.
No wonder the Emperor is so unfathomably enraged during the show, if this is the state of the Imperium. 'I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO HAVE ROCK HARD ABS AND LIVE ON THE BEACH'
So, he got teleported out? Joining Chaos is the shit. EDIT: Sooo Content is food rations, and the people making versions of that content are making rat dust? Seams right for allot of the people on UA-cam.
I just noticed that right before the wave of fire hits them that the hobo gets pulled into the warp. That fucker that has no authority or power just destroyed the world he was on with one sentence and lives to tell about it.
Hell, after pulling that stunt he's probably a Chaos Champion, if not a full-blown Daemon Prince. O.O Move over Abaddon; there's a new Warmaster in town.
You know. If this kind of shit is the reason why people join chaos I can't help but wonder if the Emeperor would actually let some of them 'come back' now that he is un-fucking the imperium.
+darkblood626 Emps may be able to unfuck the Imperium, but there's no unfucking most of the followers of chaos after Slaanesh, Nurgle, Tzeetch, and Korn are done with them. Not unless he wants to spend the rest of eternity smacking the gods in the face to get each and every soul back. On second thought I take it back. That is totally something he would do. Because Emperor.
Well they did say that if he killed himself he would be brought back as a semi sentient Servitor. And it wouldn't surprise me if they had Psykers who could pluck your soul out of the sea of souls specifically to torture you more. If the Dark Eldar can do it than theoretically so can the Imperium.
+Corn Bread I wonder if this means he is going to be relevant to the TTS lore? relevant like that poor space marine cosplayer child who keeps getting fucked by life i mean.
+masterredwood In all honesty he's just going to get fucked over again by Lucius. Chaos Cultists tend to be treated as expendable meatshields just as much as guardsmen are.
RuSosan I dont know how much lube helps when you make the new holes it will be slicking up? and I am sure the wine is made of human suffering and just an over all bad year.
I have never played Warhammer 40,000 in my life. I've never even been anywhere near it. But I am still favoriting this random thing I found, because it's funny as hell.
+Katie Knoll Yes, space elves with perfect bodies, deadly martial skills, and long, red hair full of tiny hooks that'll tear your skin off. That goddam bitc- **Mumble grumble** - want my goddam rematch... Grrrrr...
+Katie Knoll Our space elves are awesome. They are all uppity and have cool space guns that are highly specialized, and their cousins are into BDSM. ... hardcore BDSM.
Cameron Johnson No-no-no DON'T! You'll waste a good Baneblade! She's too fa- oh too late... A plasma grenade down the barrel between shots, classic... **Sigh** For fuck's sake! Did you think something as slow as a Baneblade was gonna work on *HER!?* Imperial nutjobs...
+cybermonkey81 Is this a serious question? You can never tell on the internet. If so. For English, the E in 'BITES' makes the I into an 'EYE' sound. Instead of the usual 'EE' sound. So an english speaker is going to pronounce it ARE-BYTES.
Anonymous I think you misunderstood. If we are going with High Gothic as pseudo-latin, then a more latin sounding pronunciation be used. Don't take this the wrong way though, I love this series. I even consider this canon. To answer your first question, yes and no, it's a semi-serious question, that deserves less attention that it might sound. All in good jest.
+Anonymous Agree with you, but considering adeptus arbites want to sound high-gothic a latin approach should be more relevant, as a spanish speaker, ar-be-tes is the way I say it, so latin-like high gothic should be pretty similar.
Alfabusa, you sound like my old teacher.... he took all tests, read the first line of the first test and put the whole set below older tests. whenever asked about it he would reply "everything i've read so far is good and i am working on it" nice video btw!
4:19 - 4:24 make this into another one of those meme videos you released recently, like the heresy scene video. One of the funniest scenes on your channel.
Knowing that the hobbo was crippled before he joined the other guys. he has about as much odds of making it big as any other follower of chaos who is not a chaos space marine (insert black crusade human archtypes here). What is important is that he survived this nonsense.
Yep. I believe that was the Hobo that Lucius was talking to in his special. He tired helping the guy. So I can imagine him dragging the poor sod out of the literal fire after he decided to go Chaos. Whether this will turn out good or worse for him, we won't know.
AngelAngelis I don't think Lucius has that kind of power. He's a champion of chaos, meaning he's kinda limited to his Astartes abilities and whatever mutations the Chaos Gods throw his way. The Chaos Gods just happen to like him a lot, and made him nigh unkillable.
the hobo might be the greatest champion of the dark gods. one conversation wiped out a planet.
Burn worlds with your complaints...
and he lived through exterminatus; was saved by the Warp at the last moment 😉
DID SOMEBODY SAY DARK GODS? SMASH IT
The hobo will literally burn entire worlds, just by having one of the chaos gods plant him on it, then having everyone drive the Hobo to chaos again.
Rob Marchi He was teleported away by the black legion and turned into a chaos space Marine. Eventually he got so powerful that he killed Abaddon and took all his stuff and then disguised himself as Abaddon
"ARBITRATOR! DO SOMETHING!"
I actually expected the arbitrator to suddenly turn around and accuse him of heresy, due to wanting to stop an exterminatus.
I'm pretty sure he did.
"ATTENTION HERETIC, MULTIPLE THIRD PARTIES HAS REPORTED ONE OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AS BEING INNAPROPRI-"
it like getting a voice mail.
How do you know his last schpill about doing things inappropriate wasn't aimed at that scumbag?
It was honestly probably Tzeentch who warped him out. Being able to get an entire planet condemned to Exterminatus in the brief spanse of a minute is an Architect of Fate level move.
Exactly what I thought when I saw him vanish lmao
Personally, I think it’s equally likely that Korne was responsible, he’s an old military vet who was being unjustly treated, yet he still held his ground and didn’t give in to the arbiter or the departmento munitorum employee. Korne would probably respect that.
Spoiler: its Lucius eternal
Billions of kill count without so much as a functioning leg
@@Leightul2016 Well Khorne is the good of truth and Justice He would like this Veteran
Look closely at the ending. The Hobo's life was saved by the grace of the Dark Gods.
Chaos protects.
+Gabriel Hollows Chaos hu akbar!
Gabriel Hollows TBH, the imperium are the true isis in the 40k universe. Laughable technologies, backed with religious craze.
***** The spawns of Slaanesh are creatures not worthy to be destroyed by the grace of Khorne.
*****
You don't really need His strength to do that, though he would totally support wiping them from the face of this world.
I'm in.
Couldn’t make an appeal in 20 words or less.
Could condemn a whole planet to death with just 3.
What 3?
I could see "Nurgle help me please!" as one way
TreeckotheRebel he literally says “I’m joining Chaos” and the planet’s exterminatus’d
"I'm joining Chaos" is technically 4 words. I am Joining Chaos. Using a contraction is only the shortening of two words.
@@torbjartekolshus3688 ATTENTION CITIZEN. Multiple third-party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen is reviewed by members of the Adeptus Arbites in accordance to the Book of Judgement.
Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation with the Book of Judgemet: *_Being a nit-picking smartass as to make another citizen feel inferior to yourself._*
Your imperial right of existence has received one judgement, which will expire upon your deathbed. Additional violation may result in disabling of your legs or the permanent termination of your life.
Please not that killing yourself will not resolve the judgement on your existence, as you will be reassembled as a semi-sentient servitor until your tithe has been paid to the Imperium.
If you wish to form an appeal to the Adeptus Arbites as to counter-act your judgement, please inform us as to why you believe the judgement to be wrongful in 20 words or less.
@@HunhowsShadowStalker FFFFFFUCK YOU I'M MAKING A REFERENCE!
"...So I am Slaanesh, God of Lust, Greed, Excess, Pain and Hedonism, someone who destroyed the entire Eldar Empire by merely being born, someone who can make every desire you can and can't imagine become true... and all you are asking me for is some rat dust on your rations?"
The Hobo: But My children are hungry dark one
Great Horned Rat:*Exists*
Every other chaos gods:No. Bad. Not even Tzeench is this bad.
Rat dust for my rations would bring me unmeasurable pleasure oh dark one
Cue Slaneesh making him the Duke of Dining. "It... it's wonderful... all I have to do is... feast! And share the feast with others...!"
Nurgle: Oh you poor soul. Have some lovely filthy maggot filled meat.
I like how the hobo is wearing an IG uniform, this is what he get's for surviving against all those odds right?
+Korick Armstrong (Paladin) You think he would've brought up the fact he was a veteran.
If you look closely he was magicked away into the warp at the last second before the flames got to him. So he survived, for better or worse.
SSFhighcommandJOHN if you survive service then you are clearly a HERETIC for you must have made a deal with the dark gods
@@InquisitorShepard yeah his new gods saved him
That clearly shows how Imperium treats loyal citizens, and yet loyalist scum still praises both the corrupted Imperium and The first-grade a-hole tyrant (aka The Emperor)
Did that citizen survive by joining chaos? He warped away at the last second.
*Meanwhile in the Immaterium*
[floating hobo]
Off-screen voice : YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SUBSCRIBED TO WARPMOTION
He is now in Slaneesh's loving arms and will help them fight the corrupt Imperium
@@StarboyXL9 Everrrrrrrywhere
Now this entire conversation contains some serious heresy
Ok.....so who's poking Slaneesh's pooper hole then!?!?! Damn Heretics
UA-camr: "Ah, there we go! Done uploading my parody animation that took 4 weeks to draw and 3 days to uplo-"
UA-cam bot: *"ATTENTION CITIZEN."*
July 31st, 2021 edit - the role of the Departmento Munitorum has been given to GW themselves now.
UA-camr : "Fffffuck you ! I'm joining Dailymotion !"
UA-cam Recommendation Algorithms: “Did I just hear JOINING DAILYMOTION?! Uh-ooooh!”
@@darwengwein3605 *_S M A S H I T ! ! !_*
@@danielawesome36 *Channel gets sent into algorithm hell*
UA-cam BOT!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!
We now have a new Chaos God. Random Hobo, the Chaos God of Vagabonds, Begging and Tent Communities.
+Zach Merson Spare change for the spare change god!
+atreides213 CHANGE FOR THE SPARE CHANGE GOD! CARBOARD FOR THE CARBOARD THRONE!
+Zach Merson I can just imagine the Chaos Champion of Random Hobo wearing power armor made from cheap cardboard and wielding a plastic knife he found in the dumpster in place of a power sword or something.
+atreides213 It'd still be more dangerous than your typical Guardsman.
+Zach Merson His symbol is a Burning oil drum.
...did I just hear "JOINING CHAOS"? Uh-oooooooh!~ SMASH IT!!
Fucking that part right there, Alfa... That took me off guard.. You sly wulfen you.
You mean digganobz?
Praise be to Commisar Headsmash.
Talon Price Let 'em suffer from the "WAAAAAAGH!" raid
+Zurakci Wulfen? Eh-ohhhhhh...!
+Brother Malachai DIGGANOBZ!!
Like any great satirists this now qualifies as prophecy in regards to GW's insane new policies, and sadly the channel is the poor injured hobo.
Casual 40K/TTS fans: Did I just hear "POSTPONED INDEFINITELY"? Uh-oooooooooh- SMASH IT!
*Headbutts the "Stop following 40k stuff* button"
@Hate fueled HERESY
_Enter buying models from third parties and off of Ebay_
@@PowerArmorV113 I love it
FUCK U I'M JOINING WHITE WOLF!
You know, the most impressive thing in this video is that Inquisitor's hearing. He literally heard someone on the surface of the planet say that they were joining Chaos, from a ship in orbit! Can we be certain that he isn't a Heretic or Daemon in disguise as an inquisitor, given his otherwise seemingly impossible hearing ability?
No, no. It is just his special psychic power. He can sense heresy from 100 miles away.
Faith in the Emperor gives him strength
The planet might be bugged, or the uniforms of the arbiter and scribe
@@insertedgynamehere No.
His devotion to -genocide- The Emperor is just that strong.
@@dazeyndrowsy you know, considering how the warhammer universe works, that's just as valid an answer
This is UA-cam right now in a nutshell...
Very true
THatS ThE JOke
“According to third party individuals you have violated the copyright law”
And the Exterminatus is UA-cam losing all viewers when someone FINALLY creates a more reasonable and understanding website.
1:21 the hobo literally spoke 21 words before he got zapped. That's efficiency.
So 20 must be the Max
So after that, the Hobo has to be some kind of Chosen of Chaos given he has a bigger success rate in under a minute than most followers of Chaos do in their lifetime.
The Hobo Chosen is best Champion of Chaos, He who shall replace Abbadon.
all hail Lord Hobo!
i never noticed till now that he is saved by chaos HAH!
Anybody could replace Abbadon and be more successful. A slug from the darkest recesses of the underhive would be more successful at furthering the cause of Chaos than Abbadon.
TheBreezyTrousers Except in actual close combat. He's a f*****g _monster_ there. But yeah, he's not a tactician.
Buzzy Bland only if his arms would stay on
The hobo better come on the TTS as a demon prince :3
YES
Gaerdsmaanhaebo daemon prince of unjust
Alignment: Undivided
Daemon world: The shattered remains of oriris
Psyker: Yes
Psyker Level: Can skull fuck Tzeentch with his mind
A purple energy popped up on him right before the exterminatus got him, so he may very well be a Chaos Demon Hobo now.
Kaldor SKARBRAND DOESN'T LIKE BEING CHARGED UNJUSTLY!
SKARBRAND IS AN UPSTANDING MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY!
I just noticed the hobo is saved by the chaos gods before the exterminatus reached him. Literally a champion of chaos by screwing over an entire hive world. My congrats; a hobo did more damage than Abaddon the despoiler did in all of BFG 2.
Abaddon cleaved the galaxy in two with his last crusade. I'd hardly call that a failure.
Now people like to crap on Abaddon for apparently not winning the previous 12 Dark Crusades, but it strikes me that people failed to grasp that he played the long game and won by small increments that snowballed during the 13th to his ultimate victory.
Abaddon played you all.
@@takirosh True, but half of the previous 12 black crusades don't deserve to be called as such because that's how inconsequential they were.
@@takiroshyou might wanna mention that the only reason why Abbadon even won the 13th Black Crusade because he slammed 2 entire Blackstone Fortresses into Cadia because he was actually being driven back, which also leads into the fact that there are only _six_ Blackstone Fortresses currently known to the entire galaxy, bro dropped 2 of the most powerful and rare space faring vessels ever created onto a planet because he couldn't win the fight without doing so, there is a REASON why people clown on him
@@takiroshonly took him 10,000 years and half the damage has been undone by the son of god
Chances are that hobo is now a daemon prince. Considering the fact that a whole planet got an exterminates due to his actions.
well did they just say 3 words to end a subsector? no a few seconds boom billion are are dead by *JUST* 3 words
@@Commodore22345 that's just how chaos works
Didn't... What's his name-Vol'dorius?- become a prince for killing a couple million?
Pretty sure this counts as they both executed the same effort.
Pretty sure this hobo is more competent that Voldorius though... not like that's a high bar or anything lol@@Dragonspirit223
MULTIPLE
SIMULTANEOUS
AND
DEVESTATING
OFFENSIVE
COPYRIGHT STRIKES
+Marisa Julia Phelps A false DMCA REIHN
CODEX ASTARTES doesn't support this action
@@polskipolak9073 For once Leandros, we agree.
4 years ago, I have watched this without any knowledge of 40k
Now that I accumulated the lore within my psyche, it is now 100 times funnier
So, let me break this down.
The Arbites is UA-cam/Google, the Munitorum Guy is the companies filing false DMCA strikes, and the hobo is the content creators. So...who's Headsmash supposed to be?
+Super Saiyan Maze THE BACKLASH
+Super Saiyan Maze Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.
+Earndil Slartibartfast haha
If you incur 3 strikes against your UA-cam channel, despite being up for reveiw, with almost always no answer to your appeal, your channel is terminated. Alphaomegasin did a great video on it.
freedom from this torment
And the High Lords are surprised that there are a lot of heretical cults sprouting around.
Also love it for being a good satirical parody to UA-cam.
Can you imagine how the Emperor would seal with the Adeptus Arbites in person? Also, I have a feeling that where there’s political corruption, heresy springs out of nowhere.
@@Crusader-Ramos45 True.
Such satire seems appropriate considering 40k's lore originally was satirical.
@@sandwichmonster7067 OH INDEED. And I'd like it to remain it like that instead of going ultra-serious...
UA-cam, Facebook, the police...really, it applies to many things.
This guy was more justified in joining chaos then all the traitor primarchs
Move over failbadon the armless we have a new warmaster, hobo-chan the legless!
Having recently gone through this stuff, we can confirm this is startlingly accurate.
Although the Arbite was more reasonable than UA-cam... he at least.
BRB off to join Chaos.
Did I just hear "JOIN CHAOS"?
Uh-ooooooh!~
UNSUB!!!
Steve Son You saw nothing!
But Snipe, what about the Space Wolves?
Snipe and Wib did I just hear JOINING CHAOS?!!! Uh ooooooh SMASH IT!! (dubstep exterminatus)
ARBITRATOR DO SOMETHING!
He got teleported into the warp at the end! Good for him!
+El Dominguez I saw that too! He lives....probably...maybe......ehhh...don't count on it.
+Alexander “Game Player” Washington lol. Yeah
Considering the purple glow and the fact the hobo already appeared in the Luscious Lucius video, I'd wager he's with Slaanesh now. Not sure if that counts as good.
In the short term I'd say he's possibly fine, In the long run though he's screwed as he's rejected the light of the Emperor. Although Chaos has always been a bit of a tilted meritocracy rather than the dictatorial holdings of the Imperium of Man.
Isn't orgies with demons in sick parties better than being a hobo?
This is UA-cam's Terms of Service and moderation teams summarized in 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
This is my attempt at being relevant. #WTFU
Also, TTS is of course being worked on actively.
Sorry for the wait, but I feel it is gonna be quite worth it in the end I hope!
its allways is worth it
can you give us a rough estimate for its a rival? awesome work by the way on everything
I still desire more childrens card games.
+Bruva Alfabusa Damn straight it's relevant.
Glad you're on the wagon, wouldn'tve gotten in on this had multiple people just upped and left.
If I'm getting dysentery, I at least wanna know the person who gave it to me is suffering the same, eh?
Did...did the hobo get warp'd out before being exterminatus'd?
I'm tired of being an oppressed hobo :C
+ZoranTheBear Looks like you're an oppressed chaos spawn now. Gratz on the promotion.
+hutchy1k94 is it too late to join one of nurgle's groups i tied to get into Failbadon the Harmless next black crusade but i'm still on the damn waiting list. Or should i just go fuck it and join a Khorn warband
+Jaden Harrod You could always.. uh... start your own chaos cult?
+yoshimario40 Or be a Watcher in the Dark. I heard they got openings on the Rock these days. You get to wear a spiffy hood too. :)
+Lester Ramos joining as a watcher doesn't sound that bad get to have astarties protection, some what decent food, and not having to worry about being murder raped by Lucy over there
I like that chaos literally whisks him away to the warp before he can die to the exterminatus.
Yoink!
... We need an extended version of Inquisitor Headsmash's "SMASH IT". Or else we get the Exterminatus going...
Mal Masque yes please
Did someone say exterminatus..........
SMASH IT
ua-cam.com/video/Tl5zccsHQyA/v-deo.html
Let Me Hit It - Sporty-O
Hobo-chan was saved by chaos at the very end! Glory to the dark gods!
at first. thought you were joking but if you pause it at 4:34 you can see the purple glow whisking him to safety.
I guess the slannesh patrol did they're good deed for the week today
+emptank Silly man, it is Grandfather Nurgle who saves the sick and hungry.
Now that sickly hobo shall be welcomed into his arms and showered in Gifts.
+KaguroDraven well good for him, there are a lot of worse things he could've been showered with in the warp. especially from the slannesh patrol.
+KaguroDraven "At least the food tastes better.."
+KaguroDraven But Nurrrrrgle is greeeeeen... not pink
This has become the scene that mirrows how arbities (copywritelaw) are used by GW to destroy us guardsman for making us spice thier content a bit ourself .Also time to join chaos .
joining chaos in this instance is pirating books and 3d printing minis
Copywrite
@@randomuser1234-p1o nah, doing so makes u a hero
@@troll925 in the eyes of other heretics, we are heroes, but in the eyes of the law? We are still heretics.
Chaos has the best 3D Printers.
I liked that the hobo vanished in a warp poof right before the explosion hit them.
HE LIVES IN CHAOS
+RaithSienar Recurring character incoming!
+RaithSienar
Praise Nurgle Senpai, Slaanesh-Kun, Theezch-chan, and of course Khorn-sama.
Kyokononnon W
You misspelled two of those ya know.
Kyokononnon W Also no weeaboo speak! Leave that for the Tau xD
+Bollthorn
I play tau, and I my avatar is now Kyoto Sakura! I am a fan of Warhammer, and a fan of Puela Magi Madoka Magica, weird huh.
Also pardon my misspelling, I have mental problems ^_^
Alright this is fucking hilarious
hi master
fuck yeah
The roast is burning, but the screams haven't stopped. It's only a matter of time until dinner is served.
I puked my Imperial Rations after discovering the Ending... too much laughs
ATTENTION CITZIZEN GAMES WORKSHOP HAS DETERMINED YOUR FAN CREATED CONTENT IS IN VIOLATION OF ONE OR MORE CORPORATE CLAIMS
Is it just me or did the dark gods save that guardsman before he was torched?
It was slaanesh because the hobo is lucius's boyfriend
+Battlez no, his galpal.
@@battlez9577 You know, that's probably an even worse fate than exterminatus.
@@MrMobiusfan I would take Fulgrim over Lucius any day of the fucking week.
I just noticed that. Damn, you have a keen eye.
I love how the hobo get warped up by Chaos right before the explosion got him.
Now this explains that demon prince whereing a imperial guard helmet that pops up now and again
We all need an Inquisitor Headsmash loop video. Please Bruva Alfabusa we neeeeeeeeed it.
ua-cam.com/video/Tl5zccsHQyA/v-deo.html
4:14
"-Dis i just hear 'JOINING CHAOS' ? Uh-ooooooh !~ SMASH IT ! "
That need to become a meme xD
Well, now it is.
Citizen: "Today is a nice day"
Adeptus Arbites: "Attention citizen, multiple third party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen are reviewed by the Adeptus Arbites in accordance to the book of judgement. Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation of the book of judgement, "being happy". Your imperial right of existence has received one judgement which will expire upon your deathbed."
I like how the Hobo-Guard went to the warp upon death.
+Lord Proteus Nonono, just BEFORE death... I feel this may not be the last we see of him.
+Lord Proteus Lucius probably bailed him out.
Is this the same hobo from the prank video?
Is he joining chaos because he was touched by Lucius's act of kindness?
...touched... ewww...
Step 1: Name my dick "kindness"
Step 2: Go around touching people with my kindness
Step 3: Profit
You sir, are the worst. Well done.
What prank video
It's hard to believe this was released 4 years ago.
And that it's just as relevant now as it was then.
@@LordVader1094
What about your comment being from 4 years ago?
That hard to believe too?
@@aaronbasham6554 i swear this is going to continue untill we are littaly in the year 40k.
did i hear ''joining chaos''
*FUCKING HERETICS*
Uh-oooohhhh SMASH IT
Fuckin' hereticz!
4:13
Just for those who want to relive this glory over and over again...
*DIE HERETIC!*
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only copyright infringement.
+doubleP and war on content creators.
the 40k universe is usually being portreied as a dark grim but amazing battlefield of humans fighting horrible xenos
the actual humans in this 40k universe:
Is the emperor seeing this? This is the reason chaos is so popular. Honest people driven to the brink by those in power.
Uf
Uf
Ooff
Wait, before the fire consumes the men, a pink fire envelopes the hobo. Did he make it to chaos. He provably was teleported there by the warp.
Yeah, and became a daemon prince. He accomplished in less than 5 minutes what most followers could only dream to accomplish given their lifetime.
@@henryhaile1653 how did you know he become daemon prince?
@@abdulazis400
Because he destroyed an entire planet. A hive city planet, at that
People have been made daemon princes for less
The hobo got teleported at the last moment and it took me eight years to realize it.
Me too!
@@mendelovitchHobo finally found the truth... and will live forever
Look very carefully at the end of the video. That imperial citizen was not caught in the exterminatus. His fate may be much worse.
Or better?
SPARE CHANGE FOR THE SPARE CHANGE GOD!
CARDBOARD FOR THE CARDBOARD THRONE!
Gentel Noober I was kinda thinking perhaps Papa Nurgle takes him on.
+DeltaMetroid1 The Chaos God Random Hobo needs no help from Nurgle......
......
.......he could for some spare change though.
+Zach Merson oh so Tzeentch then.
Chaos is Vimeo.
+StringStorm Vimeo is more the snobby Eldar, really. I tried joining Vimeo to get away from UA-cams BS, but they specifically dont allow gaming videos because "its not art".
Maybe Chaos is Dailymotion?
*****
I'm down for that idea, Dailymotion is the 2nd largest "youtube-like" site, second only to UA-cam :P
chaos would have to be places like bitchute or liveleak
Arbitrator: UA-cam
Hobo: UA-cam Content Creator
Tech-Priest: "UA-cam Hero"
Chaos: Switch/Dailymotion/Other Independent Media Website
Inquisitor Headsmash & Exterminatus Explosion: The Backlash
LMR 1996 Uhm that dude is not a tech priest, he is an Administratum Drone (aka small time officials)
The Best part of this entire video is that the Guardsman was teleported away before the backlash of Exterminartus hit him :D
+Jasper Daugaard The GODS protect! :D
Raven Strategist Praised be the Chaos Gods.
Lucius saved Hobo-Guardsmen at the last minute from exterminatus.
I'm with you brother #nohomo #jkitsaSlaaneshFrat
This is the best bit at the end, because it unabashedly shows how bullshit the Adeptus Arbites can be, and how unstable and psychotic members of the Munitorum and Inquisition can be
The "Uh-oooh" cues right at the 4:20 mark. Brilliant.
Did that guy just warp out of there at the last moment?
+MiningwithPudding i was just wondering the same thing... i think he did, actually.
+MiningwithPudding He did in fact get warped out last second
+[TLR] Atlas I really want to know which chaos God he will join 😅
Joel Finér
this really looks like some nurgle-tier fuckery to me :3
guy in pain, with all the things coming to mess up his day. the mighty grandfather would not miss that opportunity to rescue some random human, i guess.
+Chemical Druid Praise be to the Plaguefather, our wondrous lord, Grandfather Nurgle. He who AIDS us in our time of pain, with the gift of immortality and awesome satisfaction.
No wonder the Emperor is so unfathomably enraged during the show, if this is the state of the Imperium.
'I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO HAVE ROCK HARD ABS AND LIVE ON THE BEACH'
SMASH IT! (God that was glorious, we need a full remix of that)
I lost my shit at that moment!
Hell yeah we do! Bruva, what was the track you put under that?
+Micah Wilson drop it.. just search on YT
+Micah Wilson drop it.. just search on YT
+Micah Wilson "Let Me Hit It" by Sporty-O.
Did anyone else notice the hobo being teleported out of there?
+will palach Actually, knowing Chaos, they probably teleported his family too, to make him follow Chaos even more.
That moment when chaos is more humane than the imperium of "man"
^they're a bit too Humane, actually. The con to chaos is it feeds it's primal needs waaay too much.
+will palach
And then you have your soul eaten by demons.
LordVader1094 Depends on the kind of "eaten" that would be great or bad .... :P
This is why I'm a Tau player. At least their totalitarian bureaucracy functions.
Hobo absorbed by chaos right before dieing? An appearance in If The Emperor had a Text to Speech Device I do see!
So, he got teleported out?
Joining Chaos is the shit.
EDIT: Sooo Content is food rations, and the people making versions of that content are making rat dust? Seams right for allot of the people on UA-cam.
the rat dust thing could literally mean anything to do with making content based on the thing.
Did anyone else notice at 4:34 the hobo didn’t burn in the exterminatus? Looks like he was teleported away?! 🤔🤔🤔
Thank the godS
ATTENTION CONTENT CREATOR, I SHAT MYSELF LAUGHING, YOUR PUNISHMENT IS FORCED LABOR TO CREATE MORE HILARIOUS VIDEOS
Bruva Alfabusa... we need more Inquisitor Headsmash Videos!
Shouldn't your profile picture be fire?
I carry my fire inside.
*pulls out M2 flamethrower* I like mine outside.
*Pulls out Anvilus Pattern Heavy Flamer* Well if you insist....
4:21 Are we going to get a full version of _When I'm delivering the Emperor's Judgement_ soon? Or would that get you a copyright strike?
ATTENTION, DUELISTS!
I see what you did there
;D
Screw you continuity!
+hutchy1k94 I see what you did their...^,,,^
+hutchy1k94
MY HAIR HAS REPORTED ONE OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AS BEING INAPPROPRIATE
Lmao at 1:45 the arbiter just rotates to the left for 3 minutes straight.
I just noticed that right before the wave of fire hits them that the hobo gets pulled into the warp.
That fucker that has no authority or power just destroyed the world he was on with one sentence and lives to tell about it.
Hell, after pulling that stunt he's probably a Chaos Champion, if not a full-blown Daemon Prince. O.O
Move over Abaddon; there's a new Warmaster in town.
Lol
You know. If this kind of shit is the reason why people join chaos I can't help but wonder if the Emeperor would actually let some of them 'come back' now that he is un-fucking the imperium.
+darkblood626 Emps may be able to unfuck the Imperium, but there's no unfucking most of the followers of chaos after Slaanesh, Nurgle, Tzeetch, and Korn are done with them. Not unless he wants to spend the rest of eternity smacking the gods in the face to get each and every soul back.
On second thought I take it back. That is totally something he would do. Because Emperor.
sjames551 that's why they hail him.
slaanesh would love a smacking from Emeperor
+sjames551 he would be probably like to smack the souls out of the chaos gods..except slaanesh cuz she/he/it might like it
+darkblood626 THERE IS NO REMORSE FOR THE TRAITORS !
"Permanent Termination of your life" implies that there are non permanent terminations....
Well they did say that if he killed himself he would be brought back as a semi sentient Servitor.
And it wouldn't surprise me if they had Psykers who could pluck your soul out of the sea of souls specifically to torture you more.
If the Dark Eldar can do it than theoretically so can the Imperium.
servitor
Hmmm, hobo has beeing teleported by Chaos in last moment from exterminatus! So, it can be more new videos with hobo-heretic?!
I like how you can see the guy being pulled into a purple cloud before exploding.
+Corn Bread FORESHADOWING
+Corn Bread I wonder if this means he is going to be relevant to the TTS lore? relevant like that poor space marine cosplayer child who keeps getting fucked by life i mean.
+masterredwood In all honesty he's just going to get fucked over again by Lucius. Chaos Cultists tend to be treated as expendable meatshields just as much as guardsmen are.
SpitshineSneakers Poor Nub legs went from figuratively to literally screwed.
RuSosan I dont know how much lube helps when you make the new holes it will be slicking up? and I am sure the wine is made of human suffering and just an over all bad year.
Even the emperor hates the adeptus arbites, good thing he got rogal dorn to stop those four old piles of dust from making any new laws
Out of curiosity did you base the Arbitrator's voice off of Officer Barbrady from South Park?
I love how he just stands there while the guy says all this
This explained why anyone would want to join chaos so well
2:45 i've been spacing out while watching, and it just hit me how far that Arbitrator was leaning....
+HP McDoogle Pay attention, he's still going further back slowly.
RaithSienar Oh jesus... This is too much lol.
I have never played Warhammer 40,000 in my life. I've never even been anywhere near it.
But I am still favoriting this random thing I found, because it's funny as hell.
+EarthBound Pwny We have space elves! You should totally join us!
+Katie Knoll
Yes, space elves with perfect bodies, deadly martial skills, and long, red hair full of tiny hooks that'll tear your skin off.
That goddam bitc- **Mumble grumble** - want my goddam rematch... Grrrrr...
+Katie Knoll
Our space elves are awesome. They are all uppity and have cool space guns that are highly specialized, and their cousins are into BDSM. ... hardcore BDSM.
Girl Buu I bet it'd be a lot of fun to be a dark eldar pirate with friends =p
Cameron Johnson
No-no-no DON'T!
You'll waste a good Baneblade!
She's too fa- oh too late...
A plasma grenade down the barrel between shots, classic...
**Sigh**
For fuck's sake!
Did you think something as slow as a Baneblade was gonna work on *HER!?*
Imperial nutjobs...
GW to fan animators in a nutshell.
Bruva, why is it pronounced ARE-BYTES and not ARE-BEE-TES?
+TheTalk J.E.T. I am pretty sure the actual pronounciation is AR-BOO-DAYS
+cybermonkey81
Is this a serious question? You can never tell on the internet.
If so.
For English, the E in 'BITES' makes the I into an 'EYE' sound. Instead of the usual 'EE' sound. So an english speaker is going to pronounce it ARE-BYTES.
Anonymous I think you misunderstood. If we are going with High Gothic as pseudo-latin, then a more latin sounding pronunciation be used.
Don't take this the wrong way though, I love this series. I even consider this canon.
To answer your first question, yes and no, it's a semi-serious question, that deserves less attention that it might sound. All in good jest.
+Anonymous Agree with you, but considering adeptus arbites want to sound high-gothic a latin approach should be more relevant, as a spanish speaker, ar-be-tes is the way I say it, so latin-like high gothic should be pretty similar.
+will palach true
Alfabusa, you sound like my old teacher....
he took all tests, read the first line of the first test and put the whole set below older tests. whenever asked about it he would reply "everything i've read so far is good and i am working on it"
nice video btw!
+Happalula *Reads the first sentence and proceeds to give up
+Bruva Alfabusa Not much was missed
This is actually both the first time I’ve seen one of your videos and is the best introduction to Warhammer I could have gotten
I love how the Arbite officer sounds like South Park's Barbrady.
+Basilisk Space Marine Somehow I can picture just about any Trooper talking with that cadence...
ATTENTION GAMES WORKSHOP .. MULTIPLE 3RD PARTY INDIVIDUALS HAVE REPORTED ONE OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AS BEING INAPPROPRIATE.
^
"Fuuuck you! I am joining Chaos!"
(Nigga in the distance) "Did I just hear Chaos?"
*Nuclear rain intensifies*
ATTENTION ALFABUSA. FURTHER RELEASE OF CONTENT SUCH AS THE ABOVE WILL BE GREATLY WELCOMED. WE APPRECIATE YOUR WORK AND UNDERSTANDING
Shit, you made a full video for WTFU? This is amazing.
8 years on and this is STILL my favorite TTS short
4:19 - 4:24 make this into another one of those meme videos you released recently, like the heresy scene video. One of the funniest scenes on your channel.
+firstoftheoutcast Did anyone know what songs played when Inquisitor Headsmash doing his job?
+The Pandora Guy
Sporty-O Let me hit it
HalfLife(Ger)
Thanks mate. I was afraid i had to read that stupid Darude-Warpstorm comment for the fourty thousand time.
UA-cam copyright system in a nutshell
Yep, that's what Alfabusa is critizising here.
This is a very appropriate instance of fragging right there. In the words of our new ascendant chaos lord, Hobo: "Fuck you!"
did the hobo teleport away in the ending?!
+Blahblah Chaos protects.
+Blahblah THE PLOT THICKENS!!!
Knowing that the hobbo was crippled before he joined the other guys. he has about as much odds of making it big as any other follower of chaos who is not a chaos space marine (insert black crusade human archtypes here). What is important is that he survived this nonsense.
Emperors throne room
That teleport in the end was Tzeentch way of saying "Just as planned".
Can I get a 1 minute long video of just him hitting the exterminatus button with the music? Please, I need it
We need this Alfabusa!
***** pls I'm srs
+LSM EVE just when i thought the first time with the button couldent be any better! i laughed out haaard
The delivery of the Arbites is just-
its just me, or the hobo was sucked by the warp seconds before the fire?
He's on slannesh's side now....
Yes, I watched that part of the video on slow. He disappeared in an ominous purple glow moments before the destruction reached him.
Yep. I believe that was the Hobo that Lucius was talking to in his special. He tired helping the guy. So I can imagine him dragging the poor sod out of the literal fire after he decided to go Chaos. Whether this will turn out good or worse for him, we won't know.
Worst it will definitely turn for the worst! But like all things chaos he might start to like it witch is bad
AngelAngelis I don't think Lucius has that kind of power. He's a champion of chaos, meaning he's kinda limited to his Astartes abilities and whatever mutations the Chaos Gods throw his way. The Chaos Gods just happen to like him a lot, and made him nigh unkillable.
lol the hobo survived i bet.
+DaZuperned Not only did he survive but became a Chaos cult champion. :D
o3o cult champion?