The Mash Report, Nish Kumar. Rachel Parris, Geoff Norcott...Series 1 (Winter), Episode 5

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  • @Tallnhairy
    @Tallnhairy 6 років тому +46

    Racheal Parris is the best!

  • @vmelboune6664
    @vmelboune6664 6 років тому +41

    This show is amazing. Love it!

  • @tomg268
    @tomg268 3 роки тому +3

    Remember when the 2 year time period of article 50 was our biggest problem?

  • @karinbarger9192
    @karinbarger9192 6 років тому +3

    Thanks for posting this! Love it!

  • @yokie52
    @yokie52 6 років тому +13

    LOVE Rachael Parris. So on the money and her presentation makes it palatable to the sexist, racists, etc.

  • @stewyhosseini
    @stewyhosseini 3 роки тому +2

    nish kumar my beloved

  • @mosesbacke2311
    @mosesbacke2311 11 місяців тому

    The bulletin from the Winter Olympics captures exactly how we from Scandinavia feels every time Brits are talking about cricket. What are they doing and why?

  • @sunsaladsrestaurant3766
    @sunsaladsrestaurant3766 6 років тому +33

    Rachel it’s just hilarious

  • @judithvandijkhuizen8331
    @judithvandijkhuizen8331 6 років тому +10

    Very funny about Rees Mogg. Love this.

  • @andrewwinton4608
    @andrewwinton4608 6 років тому +6

    Wish they'd give Geoff more time - he's pretty funny.

  • @goodlookingcorpse
    @goodlookingcorpse 6 років тому +32

    If only that teenage poet was in love with someone called Ramona.

  • @thenobleandmightybeaver4411
    @thenobleandmightybeaver4411 6 років тому +30

    As far as the Oxfam scandal goes there wasn't much of a cover-up honestly. It was a well known fact within the UN that soldiers, police and Aid workers were sexually exploiting and coercing Haitian women after the earthquake. I was in university at the time and wrote a paper about the issues of the NATO and UN Forces inability to effectively police other nations troops in relation to their behaviour with local populations. The issue of NGO abuses and exploitation came up in my research as well. I knew about it and I am hardly an insider.

    • @Writeous0ne
      @Writeous0ne 6 років тому +2

      the problem is now, that people talk about an organisation like it's all of them who are doing it. it's not, it''s just a few bad people. like if grooming gang is caught and someone said it's a problem in islam, the lefties would say you're a bigot or racist to point it out BUT then if say a police officer shoots a black suspect, then that means that all police officers are racist or that they police are bad. there's no consistency

    • @chrisfrost8456
      @chrisfrost8456 8 місяців тому

      Don't be an Insider on Childporn ,just saying

  • @jacktherimmer1644
    @jacktherimmer1644 3 роки тому +2

    Married couple nailed it.

  • @BellaMusical
    @BellaMusical 6 років тому +2

    I'm pretty sure that the guy playing the expert on the Byzantine empire is that one comedian who's a descendant of the Ottoman royal family.

  • @carl2488
    @carl2488 2 роки тому

    Nish Kumar does well in this format. He's a bit annoying on panel shows but it works here.

  • @WaterxDragon35
    @WaterxDragon35 6 років тому +42

    Rachel should be host.

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 6 років тому +35

      Then she wouldn't have so much fun abusing Nish. The dynamic works just fine as is.

    • @jouneymanwizard
      @jouneymanwizard 6 років тому +9

      More Rachel, at least. Whatever there is, do keep Nish (aka that delightful unassuming beta-male tailor made for the friend zone) - they work well together.

    • @AshArAis
      @AshArAis 6 років тому +4

      She's the icing on the cake. If you made the whole cake out of icing it'd be a manky cake. The dynamic works well as it is

    • @miallo
      @miallo 6 років тому +1

      She is also in the improv show Austentatious. I can highly recommend it as well

    • @markxist
      @markxist 6 років тому +2

      Her solo stand up show is fantastic too

  • @DwarvakiinPlays
    @DwarvakiinPlays 6 років тому +4

    What happened in the Hitchens family? The greatness of Christopher Hitchens and then suddenly the idiocy of Peter Hitchens...

    • @glasstarnish4936
      @glasstarnish4936 6 років тому

      What happened in the Campbell family, The greatness of Joseph, the creaminess of Soup and then we come to the moronism of Corey Campbell...

    • @DwarvakiinPlays
      @DwarvakiinPlays 6 років тому

      Except there's a difference (without disputing whether I am a moron) between two brothers having exactly juxtaposing opinions and two people with the same name being different.

    • @thenobleandmightybeaver4411
      @thenobleandmightybeaver4411 6 років тому

      Corey Campbell - I suppose the Hitchens are like every other family. Do you and all your relatives all hold the same religious, philosophical and social views?

  • @jackiefreeborn2563
    @jackiefreeborn2563 6 років тому +3

    Please tell me Andy Saltzman is involved in this somehow.

  • @goodlookingcorpse
    @goodlookingcorpse 6 років тому +12

    If there was a church ice cream, it'd be vanilla.

    • @grapatin
      @grapatin 6 років тому +1

      James Hutchings Vanilla is still too "spicy" for some.

    • @LucasMakes
      @LucasMakes 6 років тому +3

      Boy flavored

  • @evano486
    @evano486 6 років тому +9

    Why is it normal for straight people to hate their spouses? Like if you hate your spouse get a divorce

  • @VivekAnandJ
    @VivekAnandJ Рік тому

    I love the befuddled resctions of Nish Kumsr when Rachel talks 😂😂

  • @tomskih203
    @tomskih203 2 роки тому

    Rachel should be a BBC news anchor. The news would be far more palatable with her reporting it XD

  • @MinxLaura123
    @MinxLaura123 6 років тому +3

    Geoff is sooo funny! :)

  • @flightlesslord2688
    @flightlesslord2688 Рік тому

    True, Corbyn may have been a Euro sceptic, but he and the party should have made a hard stance on it, or at least a somewhat hard one. Rather than avoiding the question.

  • @tz6414
    @tz6414 6 років тому +24

    mogg could not hold down a job in the real world.

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 років тому +2

      Please tell me that was a joke... You can't honestly believe that right?

    • @AngelaRyanXX
      @AngelaRyanXX 6 років тому +2

      @@elias_xp95 Why not? He's a privileged prick.

    • @crimson177
      @crimson177 6 років тому +2

      He started his own company which is worth shitloads.

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 5 років тому

      +
      Tz 6
      I assume you mean the commercial world. He already has a job in the real world. Just in case you were not aware Governments actually exist in this world.

  • @crimsonbulls
    @crimsonbulls 6 років тому +4

    ilike how focus is shifted to distracted what about immigrants effect on the housing crisis?

  • @fredmila
    @fredmila 6 років тому +16

    This programme has confirmed, through that EXPERTS' report, what I always says in forums: The only reason for the Brexiteers' vote was immigration but they keep denying it, then they say: Hah hah, you lost, looooser.

    • @reellezahl
      @reellezahl 6 років тому +2

      absolutely. Brexit IS about xenophobia. Anyone trying to deny that and glorify Brexit is either lying ideologue, self-deceived or just plain oblivious/naïve.

    • @tz6414
      @tz6414 6 років тому

      wont deny it, I voted Brexit, oh for the golden age,

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 років тому +1

      Yeah I'm a racist, sexist bigot. Can't be that I have a different opinion on how we should conduct our economic model or that I don't support big government intervention or that I care about my country and it's people.
      No, you're right it's just all the black people scare me.
      ......
      Seriously bro if you honestly believe what you said I feel sorry for you.

    • @ausendundeinenacht1
      @ausendundeinenacht1 5 років тому

      The only reason for the Brexiteers' vote was immigration but they keep denying it, PRECISELY

  • @hawrihemin7850
    @hawrihemin7850 4 роки тому

    I love Rachel, she's so smart and funny.

  • @deborahcrawford9079
    @deborahcrawford9079 6 років тому

    "...5th horseman of the apocalypse: stupidity."

  • @themaverick7707
    @themaverick7707 6 років тому +2

    Gosh Rach is so cute, and funny.

  • @shaz3r786
    @shaz3r786 6 років тому +2

    Rachel Parris or Rachel Riley? Thats the question that needs to be on Question time

  • @MrChristerj
    @MrChristerj 6 років тому +6

    Fun. And all conservative screamers. Stop crying freedom of speech are still here. A liberal idea, implemented by liberals. And conservatives are bashing liberal ideas and thoughts everyday and liberals do not cry constantly beacause of this.

    • @businessgoose6057
      @businessgoose6057 6 років тому

      We're a tougher lot

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 років тому +1

      Most conservatives support these liberal ideas. What is your point?
      These ideas are currently under attack from censorship by the new left.
      Progressives aren't liberal.

    • @michaelk969
      @michaelk969 3 роки тому

      Not really, leftists rarely want to have rational discussions with those having opposing views. They just want to cancel opposing views because their views are counterfactual and they cannot win rational arguments. They are sophists.

  • @pelvicparsley8920
    @pelvicparsley8920 3 роки тому

    Did he say Baddle? What’s a baddle Nige you big prawn?

  • @solairesolalalalalemon1198
    @solairesolalalalalemon1198 6 років тому +2

    I am working on drawing a doujin based on Rachel and Nish. Rule 34

  • @brucemckay6615
    @brucemckay6615 6 років тому +4

    It doesn’t work....

  • @williamday6319
    @williamday6319 5 років тому +1

    Still no report on the show M.A.S.H.?

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 років тому

      It's still dead, as was reported at the time. But luckily for television, there is an afterlife for special programs.

  • @JakobSeidl
    @JakobSeidl 2 роки тому +1

    This is literally John Oliver

  • @kungfunigel
    @kungfunigel 4 роки тому

    I suppose people who like comedy will watch any old crap these days not that we have alot to choose from, This show is a poor mans (The day today)

  • @juliea.h.4639
    @juliea.h.4639 6 років тому

    10:22 Is that James Corden? Has he been in some controversy or something, or why has he shown with the others there? Genuinely curious

    • @MusiCompSci
      @MusiCompSci 6 років тому +1

      Julie A. H. It was just a joke. Although a lot of people hate him and he did have a bit of a controversy by being quite arrogant at an award ceremony

  • @badgersgetabadname
    @badgersgetabadname 6 років тому +1

    Why do you think people lost their minds over a charity acting like scum but seem perfectly happy when our armies do it?

  • @PavlosViscacha
    @PavlosViscacha 3 роки тому +1

    What’s wrong with James Corden?

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 5 років тому +4

    Normally I agree with this show but... charities ARE corrupt here (at least the biggest one).

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 5 років тому +1

      +
      Felix Henson
      They are all very corrupt here in Australia. Maybe this is a common trait of charities worldwide?

  • @lemonielala3080
    @lemonielala3080 5 років тому +1

    Why are all those sporty finns and swedes icelandic? 🤔

  • @robertsandison2298
    @robertsandison2298 3 роки тому +1

    Norcot the best part of this show

    • @happivaras
      @happivaras Рік тому

      norcot is only on because of Nish's charity work.

  • @brianmurray8247
    @brianmurray8247 2 роки тому

    '' Being terrible at your job '' sums up Nish Kumar .

  • @les-fauxmonnayeurs9887
    @les-fauxmonnayeurs9887 6 років тому

    Ahahahah no password for the son of god

  • @MrExEssex
    @MrExEssex 6 років тому

    Why MASH?

    • @CRiley-zx1ws
      @CRiley-zx1ws 6 років тому

      Spin-off of The Daily Mash, a print publication which was inspired by The Onion.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 років тому

      Because it's a mashup of events? Hello? Any neurons still firing in there? Heeeeelllllllooooo...

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 6 років тому +3

    I don't know who presents this show but he didn't make me laugh once

  • @donjonbro1432
    @donjonbro1432 5 років тому

    Nish can rap wtf wrong with sounds

  • @nezmustafa4271
    @nezmustafa4271 6 років тому +13

    Rees-Mogg is the man

    • @fredmila
      @fredmila 6 років тому +2

      It's always a troll with a silly Asian name. How about Mohammed Patel?

  • @revolver_84
    @revolver_84 3 роки тому +1

    Well nish went all of 4 seconds before he said "white people"

  • @WibblyPigNZ
    @WibblyPigNZ 6 років тому

    A very late reference, but do the UK really do savory pancakes on Shrove Tuesday? Sounds perverse. Although also strangely British. Shall we have chocolate and lemon-infused sugar and maple syrup and fruit on a pancake, before Lent? "No we're British, let's have something joyless and bland". Tell me I'm wrong, please.

    • @LaurensChannel
      @LaurensChannel 6 років тому +2

      WibblyPigNZ No, it’s okay. You’re wrong (I mean that in a nice way). I haven’t watched this full episode yet, but I’m guessing you’re referring to something that was said in the show. We have sweet pancakes on Shrove Tuesday, maple syrup, normal syrup, lemon + sugar, or blueberries etc. The only difference is the shape and consistency. It’s up to the individual what they want to put on pancakes I guess 😝

  • @jbagger331
    @jbagger331 4 роки тому +2

    This is why the Tories won.

    • @Geffo555
      @Geffo555 3 роки тому

      The Tories won because of a simplistic slogan and that too many people were naive enough to believe that Brexit would make the country richer.

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 3 роки тому

      @@Geffo555 Stop reading just the Guardian.

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 3 роки тому

      @@Geffo555 It has more to do with a sense of belonging than economics.

    • @Geffo555
      @Geffo555 3 роки тому

      @@jbagger331. How has voting out of an efficient trading relationship made you feel more British? And all those flags will have to have the blue bit removed if Scotland leaves.
      Stop reading The Express.

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 3 роки тому

      @@Geffo555 I don't read propaganda right or left, The EU is an efficient trading block for Germany and everybody else has a deficit to Germany, this a fact substantiated by reality.
      Scotland can't join the EU if they leave Britain because the EU members with autonomous regions such as Spain, Romania and Italy would immediately veto it.
      They'll veto Scotland joining the EU because they cannot allow the precedent an independent Scotland would create.

  • @ChangeBegins9661
    @ChangeBegins9661 4 роки тому

    That moment in between Nish's jokes and the audience looking up at the 'AUDIENCE APPLAUSE' sign is brilliant. I can almost make a cup of tea in between. Tea from china, which the British brought to India so they could be a big global player. Bloody racists. Hey Nish can I interest you in some Chinese tea? Or maybe we can agree that we gave the world - roads, railways and laws. Obviously so we could just be so imperial that we give our empire back. YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT PAL. WE GACE IT BACK. we also ENDED SLAVERY IN THE WEST. It is still going on in Asia and Africa. Will you please publicise this Nish? No I know you won't. You sad, sad man. We r the best country in the world. The only country that maybe close you also hate. The USA. We r the best. Rule Britannia Nish. We don't like sitting in the street wee fella. I've seen speed bumps bigger than you. I'm not gonna be racist as I know you will report it. Suck a big, massive, heterosexual, British shlong you absolute melt. I love how you hate us hammering you because you aren't used to it. Hahaha I love it, hahaha love it

  • @Forestgravy90
    @Forestgravy90 6 років тому +1

    A while back i put the bins out thinking it was a monday, it was actually still a sunday! lol oh dear, what a silly pillock! ... No that wasn't funny really was it, butit was still a hell of a lot funnier than Nish Kumar, and this show

  • @AlanWattResistance
    @AlanWattResistance 6 років тому +6

    Why is it ok to mock Conservative Christians on the BBC? Double standards.

    • @samshorto5433
      @samshorto5433 6 років тому +3

      AWResistance Because all religions are stupid and it's funny to make fun of the stupid people that adhere to them.

    • @edbadyt
      @edbadyt 6 років тому +3

      The left wing have comedy and intellect, the right wing have media and action flicks. If this was a BBC news show it would be right wing with it's tongue up the useless royal family's bum holes and comparing left wing pacifists to the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

    • @businessgoose6057
      @businessgoose6057 6 років тому

      Because you suck and always want bad things to happen to other people.....

    • @benefitsbill130
      @benefitsbill130 5 років тому +1

      @@edbadyt left wing have comedy? Thats the best joke so far

  • @spikeymikey9518
    @spikeymikey9518 6 років тому +3

    She wouldn't criticise Islam though, would she? She just wouldn't. And you can't argue with that, just insult me.

  • @hawrihemin7850
    @hawrihemin7850 4 роки тому

    All I hear is immigration, immigration, immigration, immigration. Blah blah blah blah blah.

  • @revolver_84
    @revolver_84 3 місяці тому

    What a pile of shite this show really was.

  • @brucemckay6615
    @brucemckay6615 6 років тому +15

    Bit tired of the lefty lefty... make a funny joke... an actual funny joke....

    • @reellezahl
      @reellezahl 6 років тому +8

      This is you: _Waah, waah! I’m a monolingual right wing conservative, I dish out racism, xenophobia and discrimination daily, call liberal Britons (*ie* the majority of everyone under 50) Snowflakes, but cannot cop it, when people criticise or insult me._

    • @nikmark01
      @nikmark01 6 років тому +1

      Bruce McKay
      Yes indeed. Comfortable middle-class liberal pc socialists trying to be radical.
      Embarrassing isn't it?

  • @latest3dsgames
    @latest3dsgames 5 років тому +2

    More BBC Propaganda fall for it if you feel you need to...

  • @3506Dodge
    @3506Dodge 6 років тому

    Parris overstates much of what she says, but she's right about Sarah Jessica Parker. She is horrible.

  • @jaksongpg
    @jaksongpg 6 років тому +20

    cringeworthingly unfunny

  • @somethingcouragez7024
    @somethingcouragez7024 6 років тому +6

    Nish isn't funny

  • @VestigialHead
    @VestigialHead 5 років тому +1

    Nish Kumar hosting a show? Damn they must be getting desperate.

  • @AlanWattResistance
    @AlanWattResistance 6 років тому +2

    Rachel Paris is bigoted. How dare she mock someone for their religious faith.

  • @LorcaLoca
    @LorcaLoca 6 років тому +1

    23:50 ridiculous. Nationalised areas of the economy are always monopolies. The NHS is the biggest monopoly is the UK. Its is not possible for other health services to compete with something everyone is forced to pay into. John MacDonald would win monopoly, not be banned.

  • @TheCantoneseInvestor
    @TheCantoneseInvestor 6 років тому +2

    Ah Rachel Morris, the ultimate straw-man comedian

  • @ryanh3635
    @ryanh3635 6 років тому

    rachel parris laughs while talking to convince us shes funny, but it just comes across as unprofessional and bad.