Witcher 3 : Wild Guy

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  • @Blackopsgod0001
    @Blackopsgod0001 7 років тому +12546

    Can't wait until they make Witcher 3 2

  • @Jona69
    @Jona69 5 років тому +15262

    Dunkey was years ahead of everyone else with those goose jokes.

    • @CodySchatzle
      @CodySchatzle 5 років тому +172

      streets ahead*

    • @Zero
      @Zero 5 років тому +97

      it's even funnier watching it now.

    • @AceX47
      @AceX47 5 років тому +95

      "Peace was never an option..."

    • @kjl42
      @kjl42 5 років тому +111

      What do you expect from a man who is an expert at strand-type games?

    • @jeffaymorello8267
      @jeffaymorello8267 5 років тому +4

      @@kjl42 only he smart enough

  • @ahsank.
    @ahsank. 5 років тому +12799

    4 years later and we have goose simulator, dunkey predicted it.

    • @MikeLikesChannel
      @MikeLikesChannel 5 років тому +79

      I heard the goose holds the world record on Bowser’s big bean burrito...

    • @puredruid
      @puredruid 5 років тому +80

      Untitled Goose game is just a Witcher spinoff.

    •  5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @theactualbobross5556
      @theactualbobross5556 5 років тому +1

      They’re in the same spaghetti and meatballs universe, it’s the one next to our taco-verse where we live

    • @ZackHolleman
      @ZackHolleman 5 років тому +1

      I’m 2 months too late to make this comment 😓

  • @clintbeasthood9758
    @clintbeasthood9758 5 років тому +6747

    "We're here in The Witcher 3, the first game in The Witcher series"

    • @Diegoshadow85
      @Diegoshadow85 5 років тому +108

      Yea peek comedy for stoners. And not normal stoners. Ones that have been high since 10 y old onwards.

    • @kalooniee
      @kalooniee 5 років тому +179

      @Ultima Dude what an epic retort, sounds like one somebody would say if they have been a stoner from 10y old and onwards.

    • @-jakenandez9380
      @-jakenandez9380 5 років тому +76

      @Ultima Dude what an original comment, sounds like one somebody would say if they have been a stoner from 10y old and onwards.

    • @Diegoshadow85
      @Diegoshadow85 5 років тому +27

      @Ultima It stung you like you would have been a stoner from 10y old and onwards

    • @Onesteve3333
      @Onesteve3333 5 років тому +89

      Guys you are all nitpicking and biased. I win. Bye-bye.

  • @IronPineapple
    @IronPineapple 9 років тому +10672

    Batman of Rivia

    • @xxTAY1234xx
      @xxTAY1234xx 9 років тому +14

      Iron Pineapple D!E

    • @TheGrizzlo503
      @TheGrizzlo503 9 років тому +329

      Geralt of Gotham

    • @sod0m
      @sod0m 9 років тому +116

      Iron Pineapple ME & YOU CAN RULE THIS CITY SPIDERMAN

    • @TheRealBBC22
      @TheRealBBC22 9 років тому +50

      Geralt Auditore da Firenze

    • @chopeisback
      @chopeisback 9 років тому +14

      Iron Pineapple That's bitchman of libia

  • @guilhermecaumo7005
    @guilhermecaumo7005 9 років тому +4675

    Man something tells me that Geralt never got that cure from Mr. Freeze

    • @Bellic999
      @Bellic999 7 років тому +88

      No , but Batman did and the joker died in the end

    • @search2077
      @search2077 7 років тому +22

      Bellic999 apolier

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. 6 років тому +8

      He does if you get the good ending

    • @rocketpopsicle8653
      @rocketpopsicle8653 5 років тому +12

      Broooooooo I knew exactly where that was from and it felt good
      It was from the Witcher 4: gingerbread freeze

    • @taytonium1908
      @taytonium1908 5 років тому +16

      He was going to, but he accidentally bought a fake cure from Snart instead.

  • @baburik
    @baburik 8 років тому +3944

    ... and my sword broke... thank you Dark Souls.

    • @Apemopo
      @Apemopo 7 років тому +17

      2

    • @Dubloadz
      @Dubloadz 6 років тому +1

      thank you bumbler interactive

    • @littlebaron5573
      @littlebaron5573 6 років тому +27

      Except ds3. Nothing breaks in 3

    • @mammutmkii7242
      @mammutmkii7242 6 років тому +1

      ds2 which probably was the worst in that regard only had it for WA and stuff like rapiers, too

    • @Tacomans_56
      @Tacomans_56 5 років тому +1

      I think me and dunk got different copies i wish there was animal noises over all the boring dialogs

  • @Peoples3324
    @Peoples3324 5 років тому +3271

    That goose now has his own spinoff game

    • @saberalter1586
      @saberalter1586 5 років тому +19

      I'm still waiting for the Chicken Spinoff Game from Yakuza.

    • @gsdfasdf8747
      @gsdfasdf8747 4 роки тому

      Tyler Kim from skyrim

    • @dudescrawny5859
      @dudescrawny5859 4 роки тому +1

      @@saberalter1586 you mean turkey.

    • @akbas58
      @akbas58 3 роки тому

      @@dudescrawny5859 yakuza takes place in japan tho

  • @BRIGHT_LORD_C
    @BRIGHT_LORD_C 6 років тому +15471

    He makes every game seem like trash. Great content

    • @BRIGHT_LORD_C
      @BRIGHT_LORD_C 6 років тому +1725

      Andrew T negative

    • @Someguy8231
      @Someguy8231 6 років тому +111

      I mean, it's decent.

    • @gustavobarth8685
      @gustavobarth8685 6 років тому +236

      Nope, Knack II

    • @necromancy5032
      @necromancy5032 6 років тому +216

      Desiree Kabwe Didn’t think a comment can get any more virgin than this. It’s his opinion, why are you getting so butthurt?
      Witcher 3 is a good but average game at best. The only reason why it gets a lot of praise was because it was released during a time where multiplayer games became too oversaturated in the market. CDPR only made one decent game as Witcher 1 & 2 were dogshit.
      What’s wrong with multiplayer? If someone likes to play with others rather than themselves then that isn’t an issue. Sure, multiplayer games nowadays suck ass and identically play all the same. But there’s no denying that there were awesome multiplayer games back in the 90’s and early 2000’s. Basically 2010 and under. Left 4 Dead, Borderlands, Journey, Dead Island, Halo, CoD, TF2, Planetside, AVP, Battlefield, etc.

    • @DoctorShroom
      @DoctorShroom 6 років тому +65

      Maybe because the games are trash.
      Except for Uncharted.

  • @TimToGim
    @TimToGim 8 років тому +3344

    i lost it at "Here i am with the Witcher 3 this is the first game in the Witcher series" XD

    • @omarsabir1210
      @omarsabir1210 6 років тому +6

      God dunkey has the best videos man

    • @doggohamster7550
      @doggohamster7550 6 років тому

      Tim To Gim c

    • @bplionel2
      @bplionel2 5 років тому +1

      I hope you find it.

    • @bplionel2
      @bplionel2 5 років тому

      @Dalton K Sorry for your loss.

    • @yonisabdull
      @yonisabdull 5 років тому

      Dalton K noo dont die ur too dedicated haha

  • @Optimus97
    @Optimus97 9 років тому +4746

    "You won't."

    • @tomascanevaro4292
      @tomascanevaro4292 8 років тому +63

      u wot

    • @ZimmerSquash
      @ZimmerSquash 8 років тому +18

      Tomas Canevaro Hugh Mungus Won't

    •  8 років тому +33

      You try to win em all but you won't. -_-

    • @rightbehindyou4053
      @rightbehindyou4053 6 років тому

      I will

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. 6 років тому +1

      Optimus97100 you don't think I will

  • @supermichael9857
    @supermichael9857 5 років тому +4413

    “It was the Goose! He did it!”
    2015: Ha Ha! That was funny Dunkey.
    2020: Yeah the Goose did it.

    • @notoffensivenpc8400
      @notoffensivenpc8400 4 роки тому +96

      2015: lol sure he did.
      2020: i fucking hope that was enough to quench it's thirst for death.

    • @ScreamMario
      @ScreamMario 4 роки тому +3

      Lol XD.

    • @guccithemane5584
      @guccithemane5584 4 роки тому +1

      666 likes the geese are coming.

    • @Redhotquagmire
      @Redhotquagmire 2 роки тому

      Sus.

    • @adithya4804
      @adithya4804 Рік тому

      I saw this comment and thought ahh must be an old comment from 2017 but no it's 2020. It still feels like 2020 lol.

  • @KishibeRohan
    @KishibeRohan 8 років тому +4459

    YOU THOUGHT IT WAS DUNKEY, BUT IT WAS ME, GOOSE!!

    • @prodigyd9
      @prodigyd9 8 років тому +74

      Za warudo!!

    • @kartiksayana3023
      @kartiksayana3023 7 років тому +10

      Kishibe Rohan Bamboozled again.

    • @CoNnOr5899
      @CoNnOr5899 7 років тому +23

      and my sword broke, thanks

    • @redcass12
      @redcass12 7 років тому +24

      KONO DUNKEY DA

    • @HyperRanch
      @HyperRanch 7 років тому +32

      Kishibe Rohan is that a motherfuckin *Jojo reference?*

  • @timothywilliams594
    @timothywilliams594 9 років тому +2828

    Well played, goose. Well played.

    • @tombrearley-smith5777
      @tombrearley-smith5777 8 років тому +77

      Goose? ... You're that ninja.

    • @adambrien896
      @adambrien896 8 років тому +8

      +Tom Brearley-Smith metal goose?

    • @Axeloy
      @Axeloy 8 років тому +12

      +Potatoking Gaming psycho mantis?

    • @MyasoGlot
      @MyasoGlot 7 років тому

      Thank Mr Goose

    • @Th3fac31
      @Th3fac31 7 років тому

      Timothy Williams goose!? Gooselertine is evil! He's using you to take over the galaxy!

  • @thetinkerzone88
    @thetinkerzone88 5 років тому +2443

    Dunkey should have no problem making through bear village since he's able to beat strand type games

    • @LokiBeckonswow
      @LokiBeckonswow 5 років тому

      hahahaha i lol'd, thank you sir

    • @garyoakes1869
      @garyoakes1869 5 років тому +1

      Thank you for this comment

    • @Ezio9791
      @Ezio9791 4 роки тому +2

      I'm out of the loop on what "strand type game" means and I see it a lot in the comments on Dunkey's videos. Care to explain it to me?

    • @justsomeguy904
      @justsomeguy904 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ezio9791 just watch his death stranding video

    • @lilixpictures6128
      @lilixpictures6128 4 роки тому

      The bear village wasn't prepared for the holder of world record of Bowser's Big Bean Burrito

  • @fatboyvladimir1555
    @fatboyvladimir1555 5 років тому +5967

    Dunkey just doesnt understand this game. This is the first strand type game

    • @joshuabalcombe4975
      @joshuabalcombe4975 5 років тому +67

      Lmfao. If gaming had a late night show. You'd be a great host.

    • @JediEdi
      @JediEdi 4 роки тому +66

      I'm American what you talking about pew pew call of duty

    • @arcaipekyun4232
      @arcaipekyun4232 4 роки тому +1

      Manas Choudhary or a gameplay that people who like fps don’t like (what i mean is that people are thinking that death stranding had to have fps-like gameplay.)

    • @Bob-tq9ny
      @Bob-tq9ny 4 роки тому +5

      on death march yes

    • @ryandaniels7617
      @ryandaniels7617 4 роки тому

      @@commanderleo no I think u did

  • @rekunta
    @rekunta 8 років тому +3530

    I've just found this channel. Holy shit this guy's comedy gold. His accent makes it all the better. Hard to remember seeing shit so random and spontaneous.

    • @hemangchauhan2864
      @hemangchauhan2864 7 років тому +7

      Hendel Mccaughn Hey, what do you exactly mean by details-obsessed?

    • @CoolMrLol
      @CoolMrLol 7 років тому +1

      Kale P I

    • @Howtard
      @Howtard 7 років тому +18

      Hemang Chauhan He means fastidious. Hope this helps!

    • @JimmyIDUB
      @JimmyIDUB 6 років тому +97

      Hey, did you guys know that dunkey is black?

    • @Fun4luve
      @Fun4luve 5 років тому +70

      @@JimmyIDUB actually if you watched his face reveal you would know he is of puertorican decent

  • @greenskull3393
    @greenskull3393 8 років тому +570

    The fucking Alfred bit got me dyin lol

  • @Sprousey97
    @Sprousey97 8 років тому +3552

    My sword broke

  • @Tenjeen
    @Tenjeen 5 років тому +590

    It's been 4 years but the "Quest Failed" edit still gets me

    • @jamesblond516
      @jamesblond516 4 роки тому +3

      one of my favourite jokes from any of his videos

    • @lakhjeetsinghbadesha4654
      @lakhjeetsinghbadesha4654 4 роки тому +1

      Where

    • @Tenjeen
      @Tenjeen 4 роки тому +2

      @@lakhjeetsinghbadesha4654 Right at the beginning of the video with the frying pan

  • @Edzter
    @Edzter 7 років тому +3020

    "and my sword broke"
    now i never had problems with item durability in this game. But i assume there's this hidden meaning that dunkey hates item durability as a mechanic and I 100% agree

    • @violet_lantern89
      @violet_lantern89 5 років тому +33

      Me twice today I swear to god 😂😂

    • @pavellima5755
      @pavellima5755 4 роки тому +171

      I've been broking them all the time. Depends on difficulty probably, or you were playing more thoroughly

    • @erica8952
      @erica8952 4 роки тому +130

      And yet he loves botw.

    • @mattt115
      @mattt115 4 роки тому +10

      no . its really is stupid

    • @rezarfar
      @rezarfar 4 роки тому +124

      I don't mind item durability generally and I haven't really had issues with it in the Witcher 3 sorta..., I wouldn't mind if the weapon durability in particular was about 50% longer lasting.
      Because he has a valid point in that money is ridiculously hard to make in this game for much of the first 80 hours and that weapon durability is a real dick punch. Armour is good though.

  • @slothsong080
    @slothsong080 9 років тому +1187

    Your horse may be stuck in the water, but at least your sword's ok. :D

    • @probablyhugs7042
      @probablyhugs7042 9 років тому +201

      Tony Gregory Aaaaaand, it broke.

    • @SirNOSAJ
      @SirNOSAJ 9 років тому +9

      Tony Gregory your profile pic...

    • @calvinanderson4245
      @calvinanderson4245 9 років тому +33

      Tony Gregory Aaaand, my horse broke.

    • @kuroisora470
      @kuroisora470 9 років тому +2

      Tony Gregory good god mate where did you get that profile pic

    • @RecordedMercury
      @RecordedMercury 9 років тому

      Tony Gregory I swear ive seen you before

  • @MrJamster0212
    @MrJamster0212 8 років тому +711

    The Alfred part killed me

    • @cryomancer64
      @cryomancer64 6 років тому

      YoungsterJoey that was hilarious

    • @rocketpopsicle8653
      @rocketpopsicle8653 5 років тому +8

      Facts bro I remember hearing that as I was flying toward the amusement mile
      Memories

  • @NiccoloHamlin
    @NiccoloHamlin 5 років тому +407

    4:00 dunk actually included the Halo elite death scream in there

  • @swish007
    @swish007 8 років тому +2937

    yeah i got addicted to gwent and never finished the actual game lol

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 8 років тому +252

      They are making a full gwent game now

    • @richardbentham9361
      @richardbentham9361 8 років тому +291

      +notatrollll I just ignored Gwent because I suck at it

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 8 років тому +184

      Richard Bentham Lol I did at first, in fact i wasn't interested. But I got into a quest that required it and got super hooked. Now I love it. Gambling is amazing, isn't it?

    • @mememachine2190
      @mememachine2190 8 років тому +54

      Only problem is that the majority of npcs are easy as fuck to beat in Gwent

    • @aburkitt11
      @aburkitt11 8 років тому +39

      Like literally fucking everything in witcher (all three, to be honest) gwent is hard at first, but get's pretty easy after a bit

  • @CrazyBorisProduction
    @CrazyBorisProduction 9 років тому +4591

    Just waiting patiently for the Dunkey E3 review.

    • @ThunderingRoar
      @ThunderingRoar 9 років тому +3

      :O

    • @AllArePunished
      @AllArePunished 9 років тому +4

      Crazy Boris Productions This guy knows what's up.

    • @TheGrizzlo503
      @TheGrizzlo503 9 років тому +19

      I AM BILL GATES AND I AM A CAR

    • @Clapauliver
      @Clapauliver 9 років тому

      Crazy Boris Productions aaaaand for the halo 5 review too ;) !

    • @MisterJunichi
      @MisterJunichi 9 років тому +11

      AllArePunished E.A. SPOARTZ. IT'S IN THE GAY

  • @itsdylac
    @itsdylac 8 років тому +505

    that meeting with Emhyr isn't quite how I remember it, something seems different...

    • @willcreemer3089
      @willcreemer3089 7 років тому +159

      Reikobi He added a mod to reduce the number of bears and giants. Frankly, it was just distracting before.

    • @01234567891011121338
      @01234567891011121338 7 років тому +21

      Will Creemer thank god for mods

    • @helengriffin358
      @helengriffin358 6 років тому +26

      He got a new haircut, didn’t ya notice?

    • @zhangmuchen3254
      @zhangmuchen3254 6 років тому +13

      Maybe because you chose not to bow to Emhyr

    • @ohav3893
      @ohav3893 5 років тому +6

      One candle is off. Ugh it feels so cheap

  • @someone-lf7eq
    @someone-lf7eq 5 років тому +1004

    Can’t believe Dunkey predicted Wild Guy by Billie Eilish.

  • @goosemcloose1654
    @goosemcloose1654 9 років тому +2998

    I DID IT

    • @altoroark4233
      @altoroark4233 9 років тому +13

      Goose McLoose Nice username.

    • @caseybutler9101
      @caseybutler9101 9 років тому +1

      +Goose McLoose lol'd hard

    • @Poetabrasileiro
      @Poetabrasileiro 9 років тому +2

      Say Goodbye for Mother Goose for me!

    • @LPFan33
      @LPFan33 9 років тому +7

      +Goose McLoose THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

    • @troilusmaximus7547
      @troilusmaximus7547 9 років тому +8

      +Goose McLoose "A HA! I WAS GAY THE WHOLE TIME!"

  • @Mastahopo
    @Mastahopo 9 років тому +279

    Wow Dunkey what an amazing gam- and my water broke.

    • @TOM-ux3er
      @TOM-ux3er 9 років тому +14

      Hi guys how are y- and my grandma broke

    • @PoppyGaming43
      @PoppyGaming43 9 років тому +16

      ***** yes really amaz- and my broke sword

    • @zoggere4226
      @zoggere4226 9 років тому

      Killer of fish im fine and you?
      (god i hope your referencing what im referencing or else i sound lonely)

    • @Gamer4672
      @Gamer4672 9 років тому +7

      ***** C-C-C-COMBO BREAK-and my ky brok

    • @zoggere4226
      @zoggere4226 9 років тому +3

      Gamer4672 your e key broke oh noez.

  • @Haamu.2
    @Haamu.2 9 років тому +813

    you survived bear village? That's bearly pawsible.

    • @ThisIsReadyMade
      @ThisIsReadyMade 9 років тому +34

      That is unBEARible

    • @hphenderson85
      @hphenderson85 9 років тому +8

      ThisIs ReadyMade im pretty upset you didnt come bearing gifts.

    • @BenjyBoom47
      @BenjyBoom47 9 років тому +6

      hphenderson85 BEARly upset*

    • @MrDudeDudley
      @MrDudeDudley 9 років тому +8

      You guys are fucking unBEARivable.

    • @Winterishlemuer0
      @Winterishlemuer0 9 років тому +2

      Beary disappointed in all of you...

  • @sneaky5141
    @sneaky5141 5 років тому +319

    "IT WAS THE GOOSE, HE DID IT"
    The Witcher was the real untitled goose game all along.

  • @somerandomperson6511
    @somerandomperson6511 7 років тому +271

    "time to sell weapons that deal 30 more damage then my current weapon to repair my current weapon" lol

  • @IvanMatyushov
    @IvanMatyushov 8 років тому +3239

    My favorite game ever, can't wait for Cyberpunk 2077

    • @XXXIMSEXYNIKNOWITXXX
      @XXXIMSEXYNIKNOWITXXX 8 років тому +13

      Tieflingamer I'm coming when I'm ready .

    • @LazzyVamples
      @LazzyVamples 8 років тому +108

      Hopefully their recent money issues won't fuck them over. Considering the success of Witcher 3 though, I don't think they will have a hard time finding investors.

    • @granthamlin8126
      @granthamlin8126 8 років тому +80

      Abigail Archer-Addams - That was an overblown media deal. They aren't hurting for money. They got a grant that is given to a ton of other companies. Had nothing to do with them needing more for development.

    • @LazzyVamples
      @LazzyVamples 8 років тому +43

      Walter Hamlin Even if they did, I wouldn't worry. After Witcher 3, they'd be able to walk up to just about any investor and say "yo, we need some moniez" and the problem would be solved.

    • @VegasTamboriniYT
      @VegasTamboriniYT 8 років тому +308

      Ahh yes. Cyberpunk 2077. The second game in the Witcher series.

  • @SantiMK147
    @SantiMK147 4 роки тому +141

    0:49
    Dunkey: IT WAS THE GOOSE
    *five years later:*
    The goose: OPERATION RAKE IN THE LAKE

  • @sanguinetheadamant6828
    @sanguinetheadamant6828 8 років тому +7074

    Which Witcher 3 is this?

  • @DasGrif
    @DasGrif 8 років тому +354

    I love that elite death scream at 4:01

    • @petermatthews7299
      @petermatthews7299 8 років тому +22

      Brings back memories

    • @Coregame3
      @Coregame3 7 років тому

      Robi Hamilton what games

    • @Dakayto
      @Dakayto 7 років тому +2

      I was wandering why that sounded familiar

    • @xUrsusxXX
      @xUrsusxXX 7 років тому +6

      WORT WORT WORT

    • @aniruddhjammoria
      @aniruddhjammoria 6 років тому +1

      Damn it I was thinking the same thing!

  • @mongocom1735
    @mongocom1735 9 років тому +299

    Aaaaaaaaand my sword broke

  • @LandoCali5
    @LandoCali5 5 років тому +173

    little know fact. Untitled Goose Game is a sequel to the Witcher

  • @scarlet6719
    @scarlet6719 4 роки тому +256

    Truly an underrated indie gem

    • @peytonthedude745
      @peytonthedude745 3 роки тому +21

      Nah it's overrated af

    • @dillonshanks7069
      @dillonshanks7069 3 роки тому +8

      @@peytonthedude745 facts

    • @fortnitesuccs4987
      @fortnitesuccs4987 3 роки тому +5

      It won the goty wtf do you mean underrated

    • @peytonthedude745
      @peytonthedude745 3 роки тому +3

      @@fortnitesuccs4987 In my opinion it sucks.

    • @breakthebad1770
      @breakthebad1770 3 роки тому +3

      @eediyatskengman only the narrative and writing were good...
      Everything else was mediocre...
      AI, physics, running animations and sword combat were just bad...
      And fillers were a little too much in the game...
      It is good but not even close to best unless you have only played 5 games in your life or you have only played battle royales...

  • @prettydecent9958
    @prettydecent9958 9 років тому +207

    Will Geralt ever get the antidote from Mr Freeze?

    • @prettydecent9958
      @prettydecent9958 9 років тому +15

      Caramel Johnson And deals with all those bears.

    • @jasonfajardo8109
      @jasonfajardo8109 9 років тому +17

      Find out next week.
      Same Witcher time.
      Same Witcher channel

    • @Direwoof
      @Direwoof 9 років тому +4

      Spookter Knight next time ON DRAGON BALL Z!!! babababaabababaaaa

    • @chidorixv
      @chidorixv 9 років тому

      Spookter Knight He doesnt need to. He's immune ;p

    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman 9 років тому +2

      Spookter Knight The antifreeze?

  • @ghuulzzz6314
    @ghuulzzz6314 8 років тому +57

    The fuking alfred shit was comedy gold.

  • @kylefer
    @kylefer 4 роки тому +71

    "Peace was never an option..."
    -Witcher Goose

  • @headshock1111
    @headshock1111 7 років тому +83

    "Arise Chicken, Chicken arise!"
    I forgot how much I miss that show

  • @Shephered
    @Shephered 8 років тому +531

    Dat Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference tho
    *ARISE! ARISE CHICKEN!... CHICKEN!... ARISE!*

    • @Shephered
      @Shephered 8 років тому +5

      ***** _Arise, or whateva_

    • @koquarian
      @koquarian 8 років тому +14

      +Shephered Yeah, and then, aftah you've arisen or whateva, get out of my pool.

    • @oranjeguice
      @oranjeguice 8 років тому

      ARISE CHICKEN

    • @jakeinator21
      @jakeinator21 7 років тому +17

      Mega Ultra Chicken? Tis legend...

    • @Beas7ie
      @Beas7ie 7 років тому +12

      Repeat after me.
      I am sofa king we todd edd.

  • @MrPerson61
    @MrPerson61 8 років тому +332

    My god the classic Halo Elite scream at 4:01 got me

  • @Eric-eq3jx
    @Eric-eq3jx 3 роки тому +507

    I really wanna hear his actual opinion on the game, I really like his “serious reviews” he makes a lot of good points in them

    • @S3metalsymphony
      @S3metalsymphony 3 роки тому +101

      Just a guess but he would probably not like it for not introducing anything new as a game. The games he usually praises are ones that either add some fresh innovative mechanic in the gameplay or use a pre existing one gets perfected. TW3 is a game that is all about the story, so if you don't like anything related to that (main story, lore, dialogue, voice acting, characters, etc), the game is average at best. He has also stated that he hates RPGs (and in TW3's case, RPG elements) so he would probably treat it like a modern Assassin's Creed.

    • @Eric-eq3jx
      @Eric-eq3jx 3 роки тому +96

      @@S3metalsymphony I think the game is a lot more than “average” considering it’s considered to be the best rpg, the only games he really gives serious reviews to are ones he likes a lot but has a lot of flaws, like last of us 2

    • @S3metalsymphony
      @S3metalsymphony 3 роки тому +56

      @@Eric-eq3jx "best RPG"? c'mon man.. 😛

    • @Eric-eq3jx
      @Eric-eq3jx 3 роки тому +60

      @@S3metalsymphony yeh what’s a better one?

    • @S3metalsymphony
      @S3metalsymphony 3 роки тому +41

      @@Eric-eq3jx You want them in alphabetical order? 😛
      Of the top of my head: Morrowind, Fallout 2, Pillars of Eternity, Kingdoms of Amalur, New Vegas, Dragon's Dogma..
      like, seriously?

  • @the_doug_digital
    @the_doug_digital 8 років тому +83

    Turn left for 100 miles

  • @Why-qv2rb
    @Why-qv2rb 7 років тому +54

    "Turn left for 100 miles and then..."
    That's a really long left turn

  • @NoOne-bj1ys
    @NoOne-bj1ys 8 років тому +654

    LOl that batman arkham reference

  • @milky243
    @milky243 4 роки тому +39

    2:34 is probably my favourite dunkey laugh of all time

  • @sejfzlrrhman
    @sejfzlrrhman 7 років тому +91

    I died when he said "silence" and all the animals became quiet.

  • @krock90
    @krock90 6 років тому +71

    _That darn Mr. Freeze. What a card._

  • @Marovske
    @Marovske 9 років тому +280

    Mods already. Wow

    • @EchoTriux
      @EchoTriux 9 років тому +110

      Daniel Di Bella No mods, just console commands. Most games allow for no clips, god modes, spawning, and experience commands

    • @eewweeppkk
      @eewweeppkk 9 років тому

      Daniel Di Bella Is this game even moddable?

    • @numenhilmar
      @numenhilmar 9 років тому +73

      The Creator almost anything is moddable

    • @itogisch
      @itogisch 9 років тому

      Daniel Di Bella yeah the mod community pulled a fast one on this xD

    • @NinjaAge
      @NinjaAge 9 років тому +57

      itogisch 1 week in already nude mods for all NPC's xD

  • @rexellate
    @rexellate 6 років тому +67

    "Oh but you can do this. This just comes naturally to you"

  • @kostaskompostas
    @kostaskompostas 9 років тому +214

    cant wait for e3 videos

    • @thegsb30254
      @thegsb30254 9 років тому +29

      Kostas Mik. can't wait for dunkey to shit on the assassins creed trailers

    • @RightInTheRemix
      @RightInTheRemix 9 років тому +2

      thegsb30254 cant wait for dunkey to shit all over batman arkham knight

    • @kostaskompostas
      @kostaskompostas 9 років тому

      cant wait for dunkey to shit over metroid prime federation force

    • @kostaskompostas
      @kostaskompostas 9 років тому

      LOL

    • @pumpy_jack
      @pumpy_jack 9 років тому +1

      Kostas Mik. BIDEOS*

  • @Igor19485
    @Igor19485 8 років тому +79

    I died when Alfred started speaking ahahaha..

  • @shanet5576
    @shanet5576 8 років тому +36

    I was dying when everything was going crazy during the cut scene. especially when all the jungle sounds came on!

    • @aymanbensouira5638
      @aymanbensouira5638 8 років тому +1

      Shane Taylor also did you notice the halo covenant's death sound

  • @officermofiz4600
    @officermofiz4600 2 роки тому +17

    Here I am with Witcher 3, the first game of the Witcher series.

  • @joriko9984
    @joriko9984 8 років тому +110

    "Some fight for glory, justice or gold. I fight for those i hold dear. I'm Geralt of Rivia, the witcher." [MUSIC IN BACKROUND]
    Fine, I'll get your goat. XD

    • @redkiller3129
      @redkiller3129 4 роки тому +1

      He means he fight for Ciri and Yennefer

  • @JakeTreola
    @JakeTreola 7 років тому +699

    I Just Subscribed...
    And My Sword Broke.

  • @CrackCECKer
    @CrackCECKer 8 років тому +149

    aaand my sword broke

  • @charlottebligh649
    @charlottebligh649 5 років тому +507

    Did dunky predict untitled goose game four years in advance??
    (Merry Christmas btw)

  • @TewdPlays
    @TewdPlays 9 років тому +56

    I havent laughed this hard in a long time. The animals when they are talking. So fucking funny it hurts!

  • @ArowStone
    @ArowStone 4 роки тому +32

    1:14 to 1:25 the entirety of combat in this game summed up in a single sentence
    this is why dunkey has the best reviews

  • @ThunderingRoar
    @ThunderingRoar 9 років тому +26

    Now i can expect Keyori to also break his sword in his next video :)

  • @JinchK
    @JinchK 6 років тому +13

    I never realized this when it first came out, that Alfred line was amazing.

  • @melanzligga7057
    @melanzligga7057 9 років тому +12

    It blows my mind how this guy successfully maintains his creativity and hilarity. He makes me laugh so fucking hard with his attitude and ingame chaos.

  • @KevinLopez-oo4jq
    @KevinLopez-oo4jq 8 років тому +90

    I died at that batman arkham city reference

  • @Samo-tp3zy
    @Samo-tp3zy 6 років тому +35

    God damn Alfred, always talking about mr.freeze.

  • @thomasdavis8722
    @thomasdavis8722 3 роки тому +7

    3:37 Funny, i remember slightly less bears in that cutscene. Every copy of witcher 3 must be personalized.

    • @YGROXTV
      @YGROXTV 2 роки тому

      He intentionally modded them in to make the game look bad honestly.

  • @spancactus7122
    @spancactus7122 8 років тому +99

    the alfred part killed me

  • @awesomesauce79
    @awesomesauce79 8 років тому +32

    i fucking love this game

  • @AlexanderWilithinIII
    @AlexanderWilithinIII 9 років тому +42

    Dunk you gotta play that Mega Man X. There has to be more to the Steinfeld legacy

    • @jty9631
      @jty9631 9 років тому +2

      Alexstrazsa Yes! :O There must be a secret story

    • @clapthonyclaptano3922
      @clapthonyclaptano3922 9 років тому +2

      Alexstrazsa You won't.

  • @matthewweiss8579
    @matthewweiss8579 3 роки тому +9

    Legend has it, the sword is still broken.

  • @D-OS_II_Fan
    @D-OS_II_Fan 7 років тому +12

    "Here I am with The Witcher 3, the first game in the Witcher series."
    -Dunkey.

  • @erisescher
    @erisescher 9 років тому +93

    You're a wild guy...

    • @shazb0lt
      @shazb0lt 9 років тому +35

      For you.

    • @shazb0lt
      @shazb0lt 9 років тому +11

      Swiggity swoot It would be extremely painful

    • @trenchardjj
      @trenchardjj 9 років тому

      Swiggity swoot it would be- ah, you know what, fuck it. I'm not magical, and this isn't the homeboard.

    • @ZincDrinker
      @ZincDrinker 9 років тому

      Hey there big guy

    • @plasmakomodo4845
      @plasmakomodo4845 9 років тому +1

      For zoo.

  • @RedactedNPC
    @RedactedNPC 9 років тому +29

    I see Chris Hemsworth was a template for your character creation.

    • @RedactedNPC
      @RedactedNPC 9 років тому +19

      ***** Today I learned...

    • @TheGrizzlo503
      @TheGrizzlo503 9 років тому

      Quite the assumption of a game you know nothing about

    • @RedactedNPC
      @RedactedNPC 9 років тому +1

      grizzly gerb Yeah, that was a mistake on my part. Originally I had said for the character himself. I don't know why I changed it.

  • @codetaku
    @codetaku 5 років тому +12

    Thanks for recommending this to me today UA-cam, now I know that Dunkey's Geralt is singlehandedly responsible for the Goose's backstory.

  • @atlas2x375
    @atlas2x375 7 років тому +9

    0:48 Alfred appearing out of fucking no where killed me.

  • @AKIRA57104
    @AKIRA57104 5 років тому +15

    Dammit you made me laugh so hard at that scene with the emperor

  • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
    @Deoxys_Used_Mimic 4 роки тому +20

    I like how the subtitles say things like "elephant noise."
    As if a deaf person knows what that sounds like...

    • @jeroenvantellingen5491
      @jeroenvantellingen5491 4 роки тому +2

      i didn't know people lose all memory of noises when they turned deaf. you learn something new everyday

    • @pavellima5755
      @pavellima5755 4 роки тому

      @@jeroenvantellingen5491 they do actually dum dum

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому

      @m the key word in that sentence is 'some'. Think about it

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому

      @@pavellima5755 they still know what an elephant is

    • @fouronetwo813
      @fouronetwo813 3 роки тому

      Even if they don't know what it sounds like it might be relevant to know what is making a noise

  • @SJ-ig1jc
    @SJ-ig1jc 5 років тому +6

    I love how his equipment is all broken at the end. Really provides the feeling of Witcher 3.

    • @Onesteve3333
      @Onesteve3333 5 років тому +2

      The Witcher 3 really makes you feel like a broken sword.

  • @rayaqin
    @rayaqin 8 років тому +62

    I expected another "and my sword broke" at the end of the video. I am very disappointed.

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 5 років тому +60

    3:15 - Untitled goose game.
    It was him all along!

  • @playa24life80
    @playa24life80 4 роки тому +8

    The Hearthstone music over Gwent had me laughing harder than it should.

  • @shovonsaiful8449
    @shovonsaiful8449 5 років тому +7

    a true indie gem
    sadly it doesn't get enough recognition *smh*

  • @elijahjohnson6313
    @elijahjohnson6313 7 років тому +12

    Lmaaaoooooo when Alfred started talking I thought I was losing my mind

  • @roronoa1243
    @roronoa1243 8 років тому +64

    Did I just hear Dunkston reference Aqua Teen?

    • @LeafyGreenProductions
      @LeafyGreenProductions 8 років тому +14

      His original name was Meatwadsprite incase you didn't know, so he's probably been a fan for a while.

    • @jpif2961
      @jpif2961 8 років тому +3

      arise

    • @onlysmokepiff
      @onlysmokepiff 8 років тому +4

      dude I said the same thing!!! was freakin out "Arise chicken. Arise. Arise Chicken"

    • @1guitarfreak4
      @1guitarfreak4 8 років тому +1

      Yes it was glorious

    • @gearsofMEAT
      @gearsofMEAT 8 років тому +3

      in like %90 of his videos

  • @AdmireTheMoustache
    @AdmireTheMoustache 9 років тому +895

    Gwent should be online so I can play with other players. Better than Hearthstone to be honest.

    • @nolongeraperson
      @nolongeraperson 8 років тому +4

      I believe a mod of it is on Tabletop Gaming unless it got taken down.

    • @aidasvrubliauskas1837
      @aidasvrubliauskas1837 8 років тому +3

      +AdmireTheMoustache its cool gamemode but its not balanced :)

    • @mikeolgiordan
      @mikeolgiordan 8 років тому +18

      That would be cool, but I eat ass in Gwent

    • @xSuperSS
      @xSuperSS 8 років тому +1

      It's in physical form, that counts as online right? xD

    • @Peaceful_Gojira
      @Peaceful_Gojira 8 років тому +2

      more strategic and harder than Hearthstone, tbh

  • @darvixgaming1686
    @darvixgaming1686 6 років тому +23

    Just sitting here typing a comment, aaaaaand my sword broke.

  • @pawdinkle5672
    @pawdinkle5672 8 років тому +7

    "And my sword broke", the next meamea of the century!

  • @Adimas0
    @Adimas0 9 років тому +384

    Hi (sorry for bad English)

    • @AppelMoesPureetje
      @AppelMoesPureetje 9 років тому +3

      Uiharu Kazari I hope you're not hating against 9GAG right now because people with humour like this don't belong there.

    • @Adimas0
      @Adimas0 9 років тому +19

      qwerty He liked my comment, said "go back to 9fag" then deleted his comment. lol

    • @AppelMoesPureetje
      @AppelMoesPureetje 9 років тому

      omgseriouslydude lol

    • @RightInTheRemix
      @RightInTheRemix 9 років тому +5

      omgseriouslydude "hi (sorry for bad english)" Dude you are 15 weeks late with that fucking joke. Then again, you watch anime all day.

    • @AppelMoesPureetje
      @AppelMoesPureetje 9 років тому +1

      RightIn TheRemix how do you know? He only got a profile picture of an anime character lol

  • @vincentvalentine9417
    @vincentvalentine9417 9 років тому +58

    arise chicken arise!!! athf

    • @jddebr
      @jddebr 8 років тому +4

      +Tyler Mistretta You mean...ultra mega chicken? No! Shhh...he is legend!

    • @DarkSol16
      @DarkSol16 8 років тому +1

      On rice! Chicken on rice!

  • @fabiofabiobio
    @fabiofabiobio Рік тому +2

    I always appreciate it when a goose game actually bothers to title itself

  • @kevintoma7194
    @kevintoma7194 8 років тому +306

    The witcher 3 was probably the best RPG I've ever played, but he is right about the combat. It is a terrible system
    Quen
    Swing
    ALT
    Quen
    Swing
    ALT
    Quen
    Swing
    ALT
    Yay, you beat the game!

    • @TheHaloGamer
      @TheHaloGamer 8 років тому +40

      Love the final boss, it really mixes things up! It goes from:
      Quen
      Swing
      Alt
      [repeat]
      To:
      Quen
      Swing
      Swing
      Swing
      Swing
      Space
      [repeat]

    • @TheHaloGamer
      @TheHaloGamer 8 років тому +62

      Caucasian That literally changes nothing, you can still use the same combo, it just takes longer.

    • @TheHaloGamer
      @TheHaloGamer 8 років тому +67

      Caucasian I have, actually. What's your problem? You think you're some hot shit or something, like you're the ONLY one who has beaten the game on (modded) Death March and that everyone should praise you for doing something like that?

    • @kyris0
      @kyris0 8 років тому +10

      to be clear, you're being sarcastic right?

    • @crywolf826
      @crywolf826 8 років тому +59

      Stop playing on normal then.

  • @ClockFink
    @ClockFink 2 роки тому +3

    Witcher: a game series about a living being infused with inhuman powers that render him akin to an Eldritch creature, unbeholden to the laws of space and time.
    But mostly the guy that rides around on top of him.

  • @oddboy18
    @oddboy18 9 років тому +24

    Hot Fuzz reference at the end?

    • @xmgaming2444
      @xmgaming2444 9 років тому +1

      oddboy18 It all makes sense now...

    • @UnBR0k3enAngel
      @UnBR0k3enAngel 9 років тому +1

      Angel spares no geese from justice!!

    • @ldw_sparky
      @ldw_sparky 9 років тому +2

      UnBR0k3enAngel *Angle :-)

    • @UnBR0k3enAngel
      @UnBR0k3enAngel 9 років тому +1

      Discount Potato :) sorry

    • @thegsb30254
      @thegsb30254 9 років тому +4

      oddboy18 haha funny movie. dunkney has such good taste in comedy

  • @arthurgunga2464
    @arthurgunga2464 6 років тому

    i love youre content since years and also to rewatch it
    thanks for it

  • @Aribater
    @Aribater 8 років тому +30

    @4:01 the Elite dying sound from halo 1 lol