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  • @emblemblade9245
    @emblemblade9245 8 років тому +10470

    Dunkey's impossible demands are the scariest thing

    • @bobbysnoopynoopersonthethi5771
      @bobbysnoopynoopersonthethi5771 6 років тому +8

      Impressive

    • @puder8978
      @puder8978 5 років тому +9

      What do you mean by impossible

    • @RaZeHQ
      @RaZeHQ 5 років тому +62

      And uhhh underwear

    • @kuriakosejim8696
      @kuriakosejim8696 5 років тому +66

      EmblemBlade9 “now gimme your OTHER pants”

    • @Styxz__
      @Styxz__ 3 роки тому +13

      “Gimme your pants”
      “Those aren’t pants, GET HIM.”

  • @duck1102
    @duck1102 9 років тому +13327

    Finds the first female gamer in H1Z1. Immediately kills off its species.

    • @fireboykez
      @fireboykez 9 років тому +1502

      It's better to put her down rather than have her face…*shudders* the fuckbois…

    • @mothrafucker69
      @mothrafucker69 8 років тому +604

      The girl dunkey killed commented on this video... she's real... not a voice synth

    • @duck1102
      @duck1102 8 років тому +523

      A... Synth... Wheres preston...?

    • @Nick-pc4in
      @Nick-pc4in 8 років тому +142

      +Fizzy Sloth He's busy, but I got a message from him. Though you can probably guess what it is.

    • @SevenAsses
      @SevenAsses 8 років тому +113

      maybe it was a hermadaphodite

  • @nfzeta128
    @nfzeta128 9 років тому +6883

    "Shoulda had pants" - Dunkey 2015

    • @Luka-ft1vv
      @Luka-ft1vv 9 років тому +451

      nfzeta Dunk representing true gender equality since 1932

    • @Yarnick.
      @Yarnick. 9 років тому +53

      nfzeta shoulda rolled

    • @jerodwolf5582
      @jerodwolf5582 9 років тому +77

      Try to give the shirt instead of the other pants, wrong move

    • @DangerDamage01
      @DangerDamage01 9 років тому +2

      GAME FLAME SHOULD'VE FUCKIN ROLLED RIGHT THERE JON

    • @Hunter-gv1mx
      @Hunter-gv1mx 9 років тому

      nfzeta Beat me to it

  • @ArcticWolfOfficial
    @ArcticWolfOfficial 7 років тому +1817

    "I'm gonna need to see your license and registration"
    *Takes off pants*

  • @Dennis-2000
    @Dennis-2000 8 років тому +6580

    i just love the moment the last guy finds out you cannot drop underwear lmfao

    • @theoneandonlymsg991
      @theoneandonlymsg991 7 років тому +239

      Man that shit was hilarious. Almost died laughing XD

    • @nachopancho7905
      @nachopancho7905 5 років тому +17

      @Mediocrity Ok, but you got to remember its a game... with people behind a screen just having fun

    • @redactedredacted3115
      @redactedredacted3115 5 років тому +8

      But you have to remember no one gives a fuck

    • @woodman94
      @woodman94 5 років тому +18

      But you have to remember.

    • @ZuutNewt
      @ZuutNewt 4 роки тому +9

      Wait what do I have to remember?

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 роки тому +1589

    "You just murdered that woman! What say you in your defense?"
    _"Should've had pants."_

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 4 роки тому +30

      Judge: Understandable. Have a nice day!

    • @paolomontelbano
      @paolomontelbano 2 роки тому

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  • @Coldfire242
    @Coldfire242 8 років тому +2508

    "I can't let Rat Boys find me-"
    'DUNKEY! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'

    • @DunkleCobro
      @DunkleCobro 7 років тому +76

      *"NO DUNKEY! DUNKEY, NOOO!"*

    • @glitchmaster2672
      @glitchmaster2672 6 років тому +41

      *NO DON'T DUNKEY*
      *PLEASE DON'T*

    • @22515362
      @22515362 6 років тому +26

      GlitchMaster2
      after Shoot x7
      NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
      WHYYYYYYYY!!!!?

    • @flashdr1ve
      @flashdr1ve 5 років тому +8

      * laughing *
      * loads pistol *
      * laughing *

    • @paolomontelbano
      @paolomontelbano 2 роки тому

      please dont use all caps in the discord

  • @Naph008
    @Naph008 5 років тому +3209

    Perfect girl for dunkey: must have pants

    • @Power3DHD
      @Power3DHD 5 років тому +25

      Is a skirt good enough

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 4 роки тому +154

      No

    • @herrdrizzt9547
      @herrdrizzt9547 4 роки тому

      @@axe1447 like grandma did?

    • @axe1447
      @axe1447 4 роки тому

      @@herrdrizzt9547 Larry Grandma is dead her ashes is the only thing left of her!

    • @smatchimo55
      @smatchimo55 3 роки тому

      jokes on you, he married that bitch.

  • @L_Law
    @L_Law 9 років тому +4505

    That girl tried to act all cute but she had no pants.

    • @Slendoman
      @Slendoman 9 років тому +500

      She said she had to give them to some guy who had a shotgun so technically it wasn't her fault

    • @Cruos1337
      @Cruos1337 9 років тому +857

      JJ fkn idiot, shoulda had pants.

    • @L_Law
      @L_Law 9 років тому +80

      JJ yes it was

    • @L_Law
      @L_Law 9 років тому +7

      youonlylegoonce YEP

    • @TMSBMC
      @TMSBMC 9 років тому +8

      Game is sexist

  • @dnd2216
    @dnd2216 8 років тому +2447

    that last guy was really scared for his life lmao

  • @risupekka5377
    @risupekka5377 9 років тому +4965

    Never trust man who is asking for a pants with a shotgun

    • @opus5719
      @opus5719 9 років тому +6

      Risu Pekka unless it's dinko

    • @paperbag2410
      @paperbag2410 9 років тому +129

      What if he asks for your other pants?

    • @kelvinthenedy
      @kelvinthenedy 9 років тому +47

      Risu Pekka Poor woman...

    • @sleepydrifter4667
      @sleepydrifter4667 9 років тому +67

      Kelvin Thenedy She shoud've had pants. :/

    • @killerthunder15
      @killerthunder15 9 років тому

      Risu Pekka robbaz taught me that i applied it 2 dunky, i was dead in seconds

  • @jackcruse8577
    @jackcruse8577 4 роки тому +382

    step 1: find person
    step 2: is a girl
    step 3: make friends
    step 4: pants?
    step 5: *Judgement*

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese 3 роки тому +8

      *Step 4a: other pants?

    • @paolomontelbano
      @paolomontelbano 2 роки тому +2

      i loved this comment so much i started sobbing and punching my wall

  • @bhq3860
    @bhq3860 9 років тому +708

    The sound of screaming in the mic is candy for my ears

    • @MattJames2211
      @MattJames2211 9 років тому +12

      Micah Chiligiris its like the depths of hell for my ears

    • @gucciguy3408
      @gucciguy3408 9 років тому +1

      Micah Chiligiris Oh look is Heropon.Though the screaming in the mic can't be used for currency for your wife Riki.

    • @slimthickens3981
      @slimthickens3981 9 років тому +3

      Like the candy you get on Halloween that is filled with razerblades?

    • @Ryukachoo
      @Ryukachoo 9 років тому +3

      Micah Chiligiris dude must live in the middle a nowhere cause i would have called the cops thinking he was dyin from some bad heroin
      a man dont scream like that

    • @deathrequest4887
      @deathrequest4887 9 років тому

      Micah Chiligiris screaming wont do you any good but it is music to my ears - Thresh 2013

  • @Sen.StevenArmstrong
    @Sen.StevenArmstrong 9 років тому +2743

    That bear boss fight looks hard as shit

    • @DangermuffinVideos
      @DangermuffinVideos 9 років тому +23

      Sen. Steven Armstrong dunkey is casual and has no epic gear

    • @TheFragWolf
      @TheFragWolf 9 років тому +83

      Bears are cruel, Jack.

    • @TheVegas007
      @TheVegas007 9 років тому

      ***** Everyone love chocolate! Including bear.

    • @kiato64
      @kiato64 9 років тому +10

      Sen. Steven Armstrong It was worthwaiting three years for this.

    • @MrJoshsss
      @MrJoshsss 9 років тому +2

      Not for sky Williams

  • @Gastoly
    @Gastoly 9 років тому +4519

    "Where are your pants?" ... "I don't have any" BLAM BLAM BLAM ... "Shoulda had pants"

    • @husleman
      @husleman 9 років тому +176

      +InMyOpinionGaming I laughed so fucking hard at that part.

    • @SaraBlankey
      @SaraBlankey 9 років тому +233

      +InMyOpinionGaming rip my dreams

    • @dexthegamer3234
      @dexthegamer3234 9 років тому +17

      +Sara Blankey that was you dunkey killed? (i see you play h1z1 0n your channel)

    • @dexthegamer3234
      @dexthegamer3234 9 років тому +8

      +Sara Blankey oh i see it was you,

    • @greenie7716
      @greenie7716 9 років тому +73

      +InMyOpinionGaming he was teaching people about the importance of pants for your survival in the wilderness!

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 7 років тому +8528

    Start your book.

    • @msremnant5576
      @msremnant5576 6 років тому +222

      Dr Shaym didn’t think I’d see you a dunkey vid...
      This is a desperate plea for attention because I love your content and want a good UA-camr to notice me...

    • @DrShaym
      @DrShaym 6 років тому +661

      Cock.

    • @BlackvvvFist
      @BlackvvvFist 6 років тому +20

      Quiet.

    • @Miktai
      @Miktai 6 років тому +17

      Nobody's in here

    • @the-ms8fz
      @the-ms8fz 6 років тому +101

      Chapter 1.
      I was always afraid to go pee-pee...

  • @GL12878
    @GL12878 8 років тому +5443

    Ratboys should be a metal vocalist

  • @JustReelo123
    @JustReelo123 8 років тому +3396

    "Where are your pants?"
    "I don't have any..."
    *Boom*
    "Fucking idiot"

  • @yubbone
    @yubbone 8 років тому +303

    *aims gun at head*
    *click click click click click click click click*
    "OK, turns out, these aren't the right bullets."

  • @VelocityVas
    @VelocityVas 6 років тому +3116

    “Get in the back where no one can hear you scream”
    “Yeah, ok... wait what?”
    “Now gimme your pants”
    * 5 minutes later*
    *gunshots*

    • @e.n8461
      @e.n8461 4 роки тому +17

      @Haha yeah I watched the video too dude do you reply that on every comment like this. What a legend

    • @daffanurfauzan1220
      @daffanurfauzan1220 3 роки тому +1

      It would be great lines for crime thriller comedy movie

    • @paolomontelbano
      @paolomontelbano 2 роки тому +1

      this is definitely something that happened in the video i just watched!

  • @garetmarty2841
    @garetmarty2841 8 років тому +749

    I hope that moment comes when Ratboys finds Dunkey in another game... Like rust or something

    • @XxTRIPPINGxxGUITARxX
      @XxTRIPPINGxxGUITARxX 7 років тому +2

      Garet Marty Was that legit Ratboys you think? haha

    • @SonnyGambino69
      @SonnyGambino69 7 років тому +34

      Lol you'll be happy to know that he finds him in his Battlegrounds video.

    • @kennyrgb2700
      @kennyrgb2700 6 років тому +2

      Garet Marty NO NO NO guy was in rust

    • @areaofeffect100
      @areaofeffect100 3 роки тому +3

      @@SonnyGambino69 link and timestamp?

    • @augustjonker1015
      @augustjonker1015 3 роки тому +2

      Soulmates will always find each other

  • @metallic4888
    @metallic4888 8 років тому +2031

    Holy shit how did rat boys scream that much without his thoat exploding lol

    • @mav.-
      @mav.- 7 років тому +173

      drugs are a wonderful thing

    • @E1ev1n
      @E1ev1n 3 роки тому +12

      I used to scream a lot in pubg. Honestly after awhile your throat no longer gets destroyed by it. Of course that is if you aren't doing it 24/7

    • @paolomontelbano
      @paolomontelbano 2 роки тому +1

      actually its pronounced throat

  • @12trillioniq25
    @12trillioniq25 9 років тому +1445

    Please do a colab with Bill Cosby, that'd be a pretty damn good book.

    • @clapthonyclaptano3922
      @clapthonyclaptano3922 9 років тому +16

      Billy VoHagen How to poop and pee by bill and dinky. I really need this book. I'm only level 19 at peeing. (poop levels are over 9000)

    • @Zigzagtiger
      @Zigzagtiger 9 років тому +2

      Billy VoHagen (Bill Cosby is begin convicted of rape)

    • @Jimthebig8
      @Jimthebig8 9 років тому +32

      Billy VoHagen that's pretty risky to do, dinkey wont even remember it

    • @SolarxPvP
      @SolarxPvP 9 років тому +1

      Billy VoHagen A Commentary on the Existence of Papa John

    • @scorcoz
      @scorcoz 9 років тому

      Crosby*

  • @derpderpington7014
    @derpderpington7014 5 років тому +344

    Here we are, 4 years later, and its hard to believe H1Z1 used to actually be a game that was good.

    • @Veracht
      @Veracht 5 років тому +25

      I had so much fun with this game.
      It's actually hard watching this

    • @snotellekS
      @snotellekS 5 років тому +27

      it was never good, guy.

    • @winterv.4715
      @winterv.4715 5 років тому +21

      H1Z1 was never good. If you disagree you can call the cops.

    • @gifgoldblum7940
      @gifgoldblum7940 Рік тому +3

      I find it weird how people will respond to disagreement with "it's subjective". It's like yeah, that's why they disagree.

  • @instagamrr
    @instagamrr 9 років тому +1268

    You know it's gonna be a good episode when it starts with crazy ass screams

    • @CallMePeePz
      @CallMePeePz 9 років тому +21

      Instagamrr - Road to 20K! I knew it was a good episode when I saw it was Dunkey :P

    • @ThrowPunches
      @ThrowPunches 9 років тому +2

      Instagamrr - Road to 20K! bewbs

    • @johnk.7058
      @johnk.7058 6 років тому

      The only currency in this world- is pants

    • @paolomontelbano
      @paolomontelbano 2 роки тому

      ok

  • @sephiroth2195
    @sephiroth2195 8 років тому +1868

    Never forget ratboys the legend

  • @KingCitaldo125
    @KingCitaldo125 9 років тому +521

    "Should have had pants."
    -dunkey 2015

  • @cooldude123dk
    @cooldude123dk 4 роки тому +411

    man, dunkey is so ahead of his time that his video got copyright claimed for having a song in the video that wasn't released until 2 years after this video was published

  • @albatross6221
    @albatross6221 8 років тому +5458

    When he killed that guy for not giving him his pants and that guy with the perfectly good gun gasped and ran off
    I couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard

    • @TheMemeSheriff
      @TheMemeSheriff 8 років тому +86

      I want your life insurance

    • @7ptd577
      @7ptd577 8 років тому +11

      give me your pants

    • @voidinheritant
      @voidinheritant 8 років тому +17

      IK IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS IM STILL LAUGHING LMA

    • @voidinheritant
      @voidinheritant 8 років тому +4

      Ut A uhh nope.

    • @jackalnut3034
      @jackalnut3034 7 років тому +25

      Valentine i cried when he kills a guy and the random guy goes 'oh no what happened

  • @SaraBlankey
    @SaraBlankey 8 років тому +4344

    More than a year later and I still don't wear pants while playing H1Z1.....

    • @guitarpatipat1183
      @guitarpatipat1183 8 років тому +24

      Sara Blankey lol haha 😄😊😀

    • @brunomartins115
      @brunomartins115 8 років тому +190

      Your voice is so freaking cute

    • @dgaming9277
      @dgaming9277 8 років тому +242

      "I didn't choose the pantless life, the pantless life chose me"

    • @CuteLittleHen
      @CuteLittleHen 8 років тому +571

      The thirst in this comment section is unreal.

    • @thekraken1909
      @thekraken1909 8 років тому +23

      Sara Blankey
      I...don't even have anything to say to that.
      except SEXY

  • @mattmihalko9421
    @mattmihalko9421 8 років тому +669

    7:06 the sound of true terror

  • @DavidCurryFilms
    @DavidCurryFilms 5 років тому +376

    "Don't punch the bear"
    *Bear*: teleports erratically

  • @THEVOIDZ
    @THEVOIDZ 9 років тому +2800

    ratboys is a fucking legend

    • @RatboysTV
      @RatboysTV 9 років тому +73

      +VintageSteelo Yea i am

    • @RatboysTV
      @RatboysTV 9 років тому +30

      +Putrid Pansy The notification popped up when I was browsing (le)reddit (xD) as I woke up.

    • @THEVOIDZ
      @THEVOIDZ 9 років тому +2

      yes

    • @jeremycorbin2178
      @jeremycorbin2178 8 років тому +22

      Does he have a UA-cam channel?

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 7 років тому +2

      VintageSteelo I like the last part he can’t take his underwear and he just scream and take the car love that part

  • @rook3780
    @rook3780 8 років тому +1706

    Ratboys is the chocolate guy from spongebob.

  • @lindasilva2004
    @lindasilva2004 8 років тому +3347

    "And underwear?"
    ........
    "........"
    *runs the fuck away*

  • @DannyBoy-lq2xr
    @DannyBoy-lq2xr 5 років тому +447

    *"OHH WHAT HAPPENED"* 3:09

  • @aaronfortson682
    @aaronfortson682 8 років тому +307

    "now gimme...your UDDER pants..."

  • @zstorytime
    @zstorytime 8 років тому +2396

    "touch the bear?'
    "don't touch the bear!"
    "punch the bear?"
    *5 minutes later^
    "AAAH, AAAAAH!"

  • @narutosfreind
    @narutosfreind 8 років тому +330

    "Where are your pants?"
    "I don't have any..."
    *Bang Bang Bang*
    "Should have had pants"

    • @ckc2052
      @ckc2052 5 років тому

      T H O T E X T E R M I N A T E D

  • @heemjefee6889
    @heemjefee6889 4 роки тому +170

    1:44 imagine another player in the area hearing the gunshots, turns around, and see a man without pants being chased by another man with a gun screaming "Give you yo udda pants!"

  • @Gabiscis
    @Gabiscis 8 років тому +1437

    that's one fucked up dentist

    • @Zminchu
      @Zminchu 8 років тому +146

      Juan fooked up dennis

    • @denniz7917
      @denniz7917 7 років тому +1

      Zminchu no he didn't

  • @cutebugcompilation
    @cutebugcompilation 8 років тому +983

    when you only wanna watch 1 dunkey video but end up staying up until 3 AM

  • @Gidrah
    @Gidrah 9 років тому +2452

    I really want to be friends with ratboyz :(

    • @RatboysTV
      @RatboysTV 9 років тому +104

      GrimGidrah :)

    • @volcanothdapro
      @volcanothdapro 9 років тому +11

      +Lancang Are YOU ratboys?

    • @RatboysTV
      @RatboysTV 9 років тому +28

      +volcanothdapro yes

    • @norato6450
      @norato6450 9 років тому +78

      +GrimGidrah i really want to be friends with the "nonono" guy :(

    • @RatboysTV
      @RatboysTV 9 років тому +25

      +Fedsi01 if you live in south Florida I will

  • @Ddrift1995
    @Ddrift1995 5 років тому +167

    2:00 my favorite clip in all of youtube

  • @jayrpg9114
    @jayrpg9114 8 років тому +1575

    I was crying throughout the whole fucking video. Thank you Dumbley

  • @Shaclone
    @Shaclone 9 років тому +1653

    This all on stream was the funniest shit ever :'D

    • @TruMaverick
      @TruMaverick 9 років тому +2

      I liked the Shaclone mix tape. More of that pleezia

    • @evanmarvel8064
      @evanmarvel8064 9 років тому +2

      Hey its shaclone ily bby

    • @SonicBluelightz
      @SonicBluelightz 9 років тому +1

      Shaclone what's his stream called

    • @bcatgamering
      @bcatgamering 9 років тому +3

      Good to see everyone loves the dunk.

    • @blackyailo
      @blackyailo 9 років тому

      Hey Shaq ima big fan ¦D

  • @jsmimmin
    @jsmimmin 8 років тому +719

    Now your underwear...
    other guy: AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH

  • @herobrine123456789
    @herobrine123456789 6 років тому +53

    Watching this now. This version of h1 looks 10x better than the one we have now

  • @naru12131
    @naru12131 9 років тому +1906

    H1Z1..?
    You're that ninja..

    • @pastasandwich
      @pastasandwich 9 років тому +36

      +Ayman Elbachiri Whose footprints are these?

    • @naru12131
      @naru12131 9 років тому +12

      The Patriots?

    • @pastasandwich
      @pastasandwich 9 років тому +43

      Ayman Elbachiri psycho mantis?

    • @naru12131
      @naru12131 9 років тому +10

      PastaSandwich That's that ninja..

    • @pastasandwich
      @pastasandwich 9 років тому +8

      Metal Gear!?

  • @donttalktome2316
    @donttalktome2316 8 років тому +718

    i love ratboys

    • @heavyguy4660
      @heavyguy4660 7 років тому +35

      I want ratboys to scream into my asshole

    • @fallentortilla7446
      @fallentortilla7446 7 років тому +1

      Gordon Nukem WHYYYYYYYY!

    • @jacobh3990
      @jacobh3990 5 років тому +1

      Ratboys is my favorite band

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 5 років тому

      @@heavyguy4660 same tbh

  • @nwoIc
    @nwoIc 8 років тому +319

    The person at 4:36 sounds like they were betrayed beforehand in a different life in H1Z1

    • @Adeenolol
      @Adeenolol 8 років тому +54

      was like they had given up all hope lmao

    • @BRUH10155
      @BRUH10155 8 років тому +93

      she had a sexy voice though lol

    • @nwoIc
      @nwoIc 8 років тому +119

      Parker Anderson get out now

    • @connorbutler4195
      @connorbutler4195 8 років тому +10

      Well if it's true

    • @arijverhey7366
      @arijverhey7366 8 років тому +72

      honestly she sounded real sad

  • @xavierh.5102
    @xavierh.5102 7 років тому +80

    "annnd uhhh underwear?"
    **violent, primal screaming**
    **gunshots**

  • @lonelypotato520
    @lonelypotato520 9 років тому +634

    9/11
    Game of the year
    +Dank as heck
    +Multiplayer
    -No wii controller support
    -Too much bears

    • @funnyfella702
      @funnyfella702 9 років тому +11

      Sandvich Doktor That's a bit harsh don't you think? You just told this person to kill themselves for using memes.

    • @lonelypotato520
      @lonelypotato520 9 років тому +10

      How do I end my life
      Is there a guide?

    • @jasonfajardo8109
      @jasonfajardo8109 9 років тому +4

      Lonely Potato Make sure the noose isn't loose.

    • @funnyfella702
      @funnyfella702 9 років тому +1

      Jason Fajardo Footloose starring Groose

    • @lonelypotato520
      @lonelypotato520 9 років тому +4

      Thanks 👍

  • @howdoilogin
    @howdoilogin 8 років тому +783

    A girl walked up to you wearing no pants and you shot her.

  • @SonOfTheHenry
    @SonOfTheHenry 8 років тому +258

    that pistol sound effect is so pleasing.

    • @deedr1234
      @deedr1234 5 років тому +1

      Carter but just buy a revolver and try it.

  • @zawarudo679
    @zawarudo679 5 років тому +282

    I just realized the first person in the video(ratboys) is also the guy at the end.

    • @sticklyboi
      @sticklyboi 4 роки тому +10

      u can tell by the scream

    • @lucasritter1252
      @lucasritter1252 4 роки тому +3

      Is that a JoJo's reference

    • @SireDandelion
      @SireDandelion 4 роки тому +32

      Lucas Ritter no

    • @WaltonGFilm
      @WaltonGFilm 4 роки тому +3

      Never realized that!! O:
      Thanks for the insight!! :D

    • @gayzer1020
      @gayzer1020 4 роки тому +12

      @@lucasritter1252 shut up

  • @masonjam
    @masonjam 9 років тому +162

    For a game about zombies there sure aren't any zombies in this game.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt 9 років тому +10

      masonjam and there sure aren't any brains

    • @ChaseMeTV
      @ChaseMeTV 9 років тому +31

      There aren't zombies in battle royale unless you're playing hardcore.

    • @TheLegendary100
      @TheLegendary100 9 років тому

      masonjam you should how many zombies there actually are in survival

    • @TheDiabolocraft
      @TheDiabolocraft 9 років тому +1

      TheLegendary100 hi there

    • @nori-wr
      @nori-wr 9 років тому +1

      TheDiabolocraft LOL kappa face is awesome ;-)

  • @mannypardo6092
    @mannypardo6092 9 років тому +415

    I miss that "HELLLLOOOOOO" guy from Rust, honestly thought he would be in this...

    • @miha7488
      @miha7488 9 років тому +30

      Dude. Thats ratboys :p

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 9 років тому +11

      People were actually playing that guy's screaming during the stream, but he wasn't there himself.

    • @Marshkip779
      @Marshkip779 9 років тому +36

      Xartes NO NO NOOOOOOO, YOU CAN NOT KIIIIIIIILLLL MEEEEE

    • @Novenae_CCG
      @Novenae_CCG 9 років тому +18

      I MAKE TOO MORE MONEY FOR YOUUUU!

    • @Rythaze
      @Rythaze 9 років тому +30

      Ding ding madda facka!

  • @Imevilmaxxing
    @Imevilmaxxing 8 років тому +1127

    And uh underwear
    AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

  • @theskiceplay5379
    @theskiceplay5379 7 років тому +206

    "Oops, an accident." BAOOM 1:53

    • @Monamona_207
      @Monamona_207 4 роки тому

      lmao

    • @ronncruces
      @ronncruces 4 роки тому

      When the plane went in to the twin towers
      The pilot: oops in accident 1:53

  • @OztheGod
    @OztheGod 9 років тому +361

    Dunkey inspired me to be a pornstar. Life is gr8
    -pizza

    • @OztheGod
      @OztheGod 9 років тому +6

      OztheGod on my channel lol
      -pizza

    • @thebestmike7191
      @thebestmike7191 9 років тому +4

      OztheGod pizza the god

    • @Xoid97
      @Xoid97 9 років тому +11

      OztheGod "Put him in the oven and watch him grow"
      -Pizza Dog

    • @ghostlobster2365
      @ghostlobster2365 9 років тому +2

      OztheGod OH GOD NO, IS PIZZA CAT SELLING ITS BODY FOR CASH

  • @gringodile
    @gringodile 9 років тому +546

    Donkey shot the only gamer girl in existence in the face.

  • @Stroppi93
    @Stroppi93 9 років тому +804

    I died at the AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA moment ahahaha

    • @bronze-snake
      @bronze-snake 9 років тому +95

      Jonas Rudzionis that got serious
      JUST LIKE THIS SUNDAY WITH JOHN CENA

    • @DragonHuman00
      @DragonHuman00 9 років тому

      Stroppi93 how's purgatory? is the wifi good?

    • @spaghettijones4546
      @spaghettijones4546 9 років тому

      Stroppi93 of course you did

    • @macjgp
      @macjgp 9 років тому +1

      Stroppi93 same here :'D

    • @Stroppi93
      @Stroppi93 9 років тому +1

      Holy shit I forgot about his death, never meant to be rude R.I.P

  • @slippintimmy
    @slippintimmy 4 роки тому +39

    imagine a post-apocalyptic world and you're walking down the street when you hear a man screaming "give me your other pants" with a gun

  • @ethansensbach5500
    @ethansensbach5500 9 років тому +390

    Why is every zombie survival game a fucked up glitchy mess?

    • @SentioBonus
      @SentioBonus 9 років тому +244

      Sbstar The Gamer EVERY zombie survival game is in beta or alpha.

    • @arkansful
      @arkansful 9 років тому +153

      Ethan Sensbach It's the new business model of most games on Steam these days:
      0.- (Optional) Get funding from Kickstarter.
      1.- Release game in Early Access (also known as incomplete, fucked up glitchy mess.)
      2.- Promise to update while sale numbers soar thanks to bribed reviewers and youtubers.
      3.- Make fucktons of money.
      4.- Abandon game, change name of Dev Team.
      5.- Repeat!

    • @therealzakary1st
      @therealzakary1st 9 років тому

      ***** Only one that isn't (technically) is Dying Light

    • @Mhaliik
      @Mhaliik 9 років тому +5

      Ethan Sensbach CUZ U MUST SURVIVE TO GLITCHES SON

    • @ethansensbach5500
      @ethansensbach5500 9 років тому +7

      Berko Snacere It's a fantastic model from a business standpoint, but sadly after playing so many of these half finished wastes I'm now always skeptic when I get a new game.

  • @stranger46
    @stranger46 9 років тому +576

    What if the end of the video is the beginning?
    Go to 7:07
    then go to 0:00
    IT MAKES SENSE!

    • @ferrar392
      @ferrar392 9 років тому +5

      Sid
      1v1?

    • @jamesmestres5411
      @jamesmestres5411 9 років тому +45

      +Xx_Sid_Xx No at the end of the video it was 50 players left. The clip at the begining had 100

    • @EzioAuditore1500
      @EzioAuditore1500 9 років тому +4

      *mind blows*

    • @NotSoBrown
      @NotSoBrown 8 років тому +6

      +James Mestres it was the same guy doe

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 8 років тому +26

      WHAT A TWIST

  • @noteworthygolf
    @noteworthygolf 9 років тому +724

    funniest shit i've ever seen

    • @RexiGator
      @RexiGator 9 років тому +1

      +CheckPointElite Dunkey is the best! fuckin hilarious

    • @MetralleroRCS
      @MetralleroRCS 9 років тому +2

      +CheckPointElite Ive seen this video like 20 times no kiddin

    • @snohohoho
      @snohohoho 9 років тому

      +CheckPointElite
      oh wat happen

    • @nicholas_ablong
      @nicholas_ablong 9 років тому

      Ur welcome I'm your 600th like of this comment 😏😘

  • @clairebun
    @clairebun 6 років тому +76

    "Where are your pants?"
    "I don't have any--"
    *shot*

  • @mandeepgrewal2842
    @mandeepgrewal2842 8 років тому +606

    shoulda had pants

  • @jayanimations494
    @jayanimations494 8 років тому +254

    The Walking Dead: Negan's POV

  • @realquesarito
    @realquesarito 8 років тому +184

    6:52 Genuinely felt sorry for this guy

    • @aburkitt11
      @aburkitt11 8 років тому +37

      He realised what was happening much faster and louder than the others

    • @lindasilva2004
      @lindasilva2004 8 років тому +4

      I think he got away so I guess he good. but I felt sorry for him too

    • @WildstarIsHere
      @WildstarIsHere 8 років тому +11

      +Linda Silva nah that nigga died look in the chat

  • @arkadiybabayan739
    @arkadiybabayan739 5 років тому +90

    Chapter one: I was always afraid to go pee pee

  • @jdotgamespot9524
    @jdotgamespot9524 9 років тому +414

    I feel so bad for the girl at like 4:43 but that shit was so funny..
    Dunkey:Wheres your pants?
    Girl:I dont have any
    *headshot*
    *walks away*
    Dunkey:Shoulda had pants

    • @SaraBlankey
      @SaraBlankey 9 років тому +156

      Brandon_1944 thats meeee

    • @il100374
      @il100374 9 років тому +31

      Sara Blankey I'm sorry for your loss

    • @LeobreadGH
      @LeobreadGH 9 років тому +1

      yeah man its almost liked i watched the video too

    • @ErictheMD
      @ErictheMD 9 років тому +7

      Sara Blankey You have such a hot voice damn lol

    • @MathiasEkholm
      @MathiasEkholm 9 років тому +7

      Sara Blankey Put on some pants next time, will ya?

  • @10chrisben
    @10chrisben 9 років тому +28

    ''I'm About To Have An Accident''
    -Dunkey, 2015

  • @paumartinez4465
    @paumartinez4465 8 років тому +243

    *Oops, an accident*
    Car explodes and everyoen dies

  • @flexzone4719
    @flexzone4719 5 років тому +35

    Man I miss This game.. wish it never got updates This was the best time Ive ever had on a game before

  • @MisterBones2910
    @MisterBones2910 8 років тому +2998

    Feel pretty bad for no-pants grill.

    • @uro264
      @uro264 8 років тому +247

      you are a sad person

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 8 років тому +88

      uro264
      Why's that? I used an internet colloquialism?

    • @TheSuperMegaPlus
      @TheSuperMegaPlus 8 років тому +823

      Shoulda had pants.

    • @badasstoad9419
      @badasstoad9419 8 років тому +273

      Mister Bones You shouldn't, man... She didn't have pants, that's unacceptable.

    • @Nachomoney7q
      @Nachomoney7q 8 років тому +3

      Arij Verhey CTFU

  • @mt2oo8
    @mt2oo8 9 років тому +36

    Everything Dunkey says is hilarious.
    "Git in, kid. I'm a transporter." 1:50

  • @tylerle2358
    @tylerle2358 8 років тому +86

    I see you found me, the ratboys were everywhere, that's before the plague hit.

    • @bung_chow
      @bung_chow 8 років тому +8

      +Tyler Le that reference
      rip my drink

    • @Shawnlings
      @Shawnlings 8 років тому +17

      +Tyler Le
      WE'RE THE RATS...

    • @lordmustaine3972
      @lordmustaine3972 8 років тому +12

      WE PREY AT NIGHT WE STALK AT NIGHT

    • @KingDrew
      @KingDrew 8 років тому +9

      +Dog Shit Burrito IM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF DAH RULEZ

    • @boyactress6143
      @boyactress6143 8 років тому +10

      +King Drew I've found the Jerma club in dunkeys comment section and it makes me happy

  • @gaelgarcia4162
    @gaelgarcia4162 6 років тому +48

    5:41 as soon as donkey picked up the ammo the alarm went off😂

  • @Sullendust
    @Sullendust 8 років тому +519

    GET N KID M MA TRANSPORTE

  • @mr.donkeydick8977
    @mr.donkeydick8977 8 років тому +113

    Dunkey probably stole that girls pants before and forgot about it xD

  • @SaraBlankey
    @SaraBlankey 9 років тому +159

    that's me at 4:37 XD OMG

    • @AustinDarkwolf
      @AustinDarkwolf 9 років тому +16

      Sara Blankey you got rekt m8

    • @SaraBlankey
      @SaraBlankey 9 років тому +26

      i did, i didnt think i would run into him so.. yeah

    • @AustinDarkwolf
      @AustinDarkwolf 9 років тому +64

      Sara Blankey you should know donkeys a savage.

    • @AustinDarkwolf
      @AustinDarkwolf 9 років тому +3

      Sara Blankey and if you didn't before now you do.

    • @SaraBlankey
      @SaraBlankey 9 років тому +14

      yeah, i knew, i just didnt put 2 and 2 together

  • @HDitzzDH
    @HDitzzDH 2 роки тому +89

    This was such a fun game, hard to believe how the developers just decided to completely ruin it.

    • @Plebus3
      @Plebus3 2 роки тому +25

      DUDE YEAH I even loved the survival version it was hella good. Then they made it a battle royal and basically fucked over the survival players. Then stopped updating the battle royal. Just a loser company in general

    • @yugison
      @yugison Рік тому

      Dang. I didn't even know it was survival at first and only played during the BR. I can only imagine how good it was

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
    @AaronKaiMCDNLD 8 років тому +324

    3:08 is that the no no no Madafaka guy from Dunkey's Rust Video?

    • @KyronSmith
      @KyronSmith 4 роки тому +22

      Aaron Kai Macdonald I Think it is

  • @scott4398
    @scott4398 8 років тому +47

    This video probably has the strongest opening 35 seconds in UA-cam history.

  • @MrGreenToS
    @MrGreenToS 9 років тому +10

    6:05
    “Ok stand still, I’m about to have an accident.”

  • @Andy-pl8ux
    @Andy-pl8ux 5 років тому +235

    4:37 How to get a girl

    • @0-Noony-0
      @0-Noony-0 4 роки тому +22

      How a girl gets Dunkey..
      WEAR PANTS!! 🤫😁

    • @cindyisely4742
      @cindyisely4742 4 роки тому +3

      You look like one of my employees

  • @Checkerz59
    @Checkerz59 8 років тому +155

    the ending was better than breaking bad

  • @tributekid8364
    @tributekid8364 8 років тому +90

    "Ok I know I played darude sandstorm, but it's ok."

    • @MoneyGIitch
      @MoneyGIitch 6 років тому

      Tribute Kid always that comment that you read while it's happening, LOL

    • @sambridgers9543
      @sambridgers9543 5 років тому

      Timestamp?

  • @codym1819
    @codym1819 8 років тому +320

    Last one had me dying LOL

  • @bananabread6415
    @bananabread6415 5 років тому +47

    Dunkey shoots guy
    Bystander: Ohh what happend

  • @elijohnson2660
    @elijohnson2660 8 років тому +50

    Anyone else feel really bad for the sad girl at 4:56?

    • @dannydubi1642
      @dannydubi1642 8 років тому +36

      She learned a lesson.

    • @micha6987
      @micha6987 8 років тому +59

      You woundt feel bad for her if she was a boy pervert

    • @SamuelSamuelSamuel
      @SamuelSamuelSamuel 8 років тому +9

      +Eli Johnson Shudda had pants.

    • @matthewscully4816
      @matthewscully4816 8 років тому +1

      +Eli Johnson It's literally his girlfriend.

    • @jimmyjim1431
      @jimmyjim1431 8 років тому +12

      +Matthew Scully His gf is leah and leah sounds like a 10 year old girl. Very hard to mistake.

  • @coatguy2990
    @coatguy2990 9 років тому +33

    "...should've had pants..." - Dunkey 2015 (after violentely killing an unarmed, half-naked girl)

    • @SaraBlankey
      @SaraBlankey 9 років тому +24

      Blake Zetsu r.i.p. me

    • @skibbz0r
      @skibbz0r 9 років тому +4

      +Sara Blankey you have a sexy voice

  • @will2fite34
    @will2fite34 8 років тому +37

    So for dunkey it's more like serial killer simulator.

  • @bigpapatony1318
    @bigpapatony1318 4 роки тому +8

    This video is the reason proximity chat should be in every game

  • @Craigdub45
    @Craigdub45 9 років тому +507

    This new call of duty looks fun, but te real question is, is their a nazi zombies game mode?

    • @MrGhostface12
      @MrGhostface12 9 років тому +73

      This is halo wars you fucking causal

    • @TurtolPwnage
      @TurtolPwnage 9 років тому +20

      MrGhostface12 you fucking idiot its viva pinata for dreamgis

    • @PurpleIndigoChannel
      @PurpleIndigoChannel 9 років тому +9

      MrGhostface12 This is obviously Boom Blox you scrub, get on my level...

    • @RainbowFishcakes
      @RainbowFishcakes 9 років тому +10

      MrGhostface12 Fucking idiots, this is battlefield. -_-

    • @xXEndermanManXx
      @xXEndermanManXx 9 років тому +4

      Rainbow Fishcakes this is csgo, dumbass

  • @brutevilgax777
    @brutevilgax777 8 років тому +49

    when he said "what the fuck" after that guy threw the molotov in the house he sounded like Vaas from far cry 3

  • @EddyRome562
    @EddyRome562 8 років тому +73

    youd think the people playing, or wanting to play, with dunkey would learn to carry multiple pairs of pants on them

  • @jackburton3540
    @jackburton3540 5 років тому +9

    3:40 when he is reloading his gun and starts reading off his book. I don't know why but that scene is just so bad ass in my head