@@raid_arsenal8032 That's actually gonna leave a big ass mark. Learned that from my third baby. Always try internal bleeding, never a hole through the forehead.
Drew Bennett that's when he is actually playing the game and commentating at the same time. When his voice is normal it's him dubbing over the gameplay.
The same degenerates who think bread goes in the fridge/freezer. The people you know who freeze bread may say they don't do that, but that's because they haven't reached level 10 degenerate yet.
@@a.k8185 It took me forever to realise that the greenhouse fight was actually a boss fight. I put so many bullets into that old spider woman and she still didn't die, so I thought i had to try to escape the greenhouse instead.
@@HeyJoshyJosh I was playing through the game on normal... 3/4 years ago, and jesus, it does feel like she sucks out every last piece of ammunition out of you before (probably) dying. It's more annoying than terrifying.
“He can’t get in the car, I locked the door.” *Rips the car door off* “Well, at least he can’t start the car-“ *Starts the car* “You better start running...” “FUCK THIS GAME!” 😂😂🤣
"NICE CAR ETHAN! mind if I take it for a ride?" its fine! [DIES] 10% of the game the 90% of the game BOI, HOW'S GOING BOY, BOI BOUI BOOOOI BOY BOIIIII MOY BUOI BOYB BOYBOB BOBOYY BUY BOIIIII! the 8% WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! the 1% waste of bullets7
0:03 same reactions when I played this game. No matter how high I set the brightness it's still too dark. But finishing the game is quite an achievement for a coward like me.
+Door_Productions well he may not be the deadest but he could still be the killdest guy ever, seeing as he had to be killed over and over and over and please daddy I'll be a good girl and over and over!
@Juggled Lotus Congratulations on being almost a year-late to the party. BTW I'm nearing my twenties and never played the original, making me the target demographic: those who have heard the praise without being able to justify them myself.
Even after you finish the game and get the powerful end game reward, enemies still take 4-6 headshots to put down. It's a good thing they are (as are all the enemies) pretty easy to black and avoid.
I'm pretty sure Broockle was just talking about this video and not his own game lol but it's nice to see someone try to help another person on the internet, especially in youtube comments.
I think he remembered Jack did become a giant goo monster, but got it mixed up with the other goo monster that's the final boss. Not to be confused with the various other goo monsters found in the game.
One thing I learned from the Resident Evil games is that killing someone doesn't actually kill them.
***** Ah but alas I'm not a freak ass zombie dude that likes eating garbage.
***** Exactly lol
Also guns are useless
High On Summer For some reason lol
But I thought people die if they are killed
Resident Evil 7 : How the fuck is he still alive
Resident Evil 8 : How the fuck am I still alive
Yeah, pretty much
The whole world: how the hell is this whole world is still in control
The answer is Mold
You god dame yeeee
*Resident Evil 8 : How do I get Vampire Mommy's number
They say when you have small children, the safest toy you can give them is the gun from Resident Evil 7
My child loves it.
Looks like that's a friendly family fact
damn, that was good
If your child needs an ass beating but dont want to leave a single mark, shoot them with it.
@@raid_arsenal8032 That's actually gonna leave a big ass mark. Learned that from my third baby. Always try internal bleeding, never a hole through the forehead.
This game is 90% running from a character you thought was dead.
Re3: “and?”
@@Hassony523 Re2: "And?"
@Gio Colalillo replies
RE1 Flashbacks to where if you didn't go burn zombie corpses, they come back alive later in the game faster and stronger than before
AKA, almost all the RE games
I'm glad that after 20 years they finally put Evil Residents in a Resident Evil game
truer words have never been spoken
wow
10/10 comment
Prat Fall thats a funny
10/10 you win best comment of 2026
In an alternate future where the spaghetti doesn't have meatballs.
Where bees make honey from humans.
Where Miyamoto died instead of Iwata.
Where Barry is replaced with Bob from Monsters and Aliens.
wanna continue?
Fireball OS that second one wouldn't have been so bad
"Coming this summer!"
worst timeline
Weasel Weasel in alternate universe where alternate fact is legit.
The best thing about resident evil 7 is that it really makes you FEEL like a resident.
_It has a little something for everyone_
This joke really make you FEEL like it's been run into the ground.
An evil one
I don’t feel 7...
The best thing about the best thing meme is that it really makes you feel like you are the best thing
Everybody tough till you play in VR.
i beat the game 2 times and 1 time in vr
@Dave Klonpenberg Are you sure you didn't mean Bruce Lee?
@@scream-ue8be bruh
@@scream-ue8be nope that is simply incorrect
@@scream-ue8be you're like 15 lmao stfu
This is a literal resident evil.
Because the residents are evil.
Timesmanify lmfao
Timesmanify truuuuuuuuuu
Timesmanify "Im a fan of the resident evil saga and this is not a resident evil game"
#StonerThoughts
Timesmanify [insert Keanu Reeves meme]
The parts where dunkey's voice is more fuzzy adds to the comedic value.
That's the unplanned part.
Drew Bennett
*fuzzy*
WHAT THA FUCK COME ON NOW
Charles Funtime wrong
i think the fuzzy voice is his live recording of it but maybe he actually edits it taht way
Drew Bennett that's when he is actually playing the game and commentating at the same time. When his voice is normal it's him dubbing over the gameplay.
I remember the day that I found your channel, that day was magical
Zack achramaina my same
that day was today. currently going through every video he has on the channel
@@tnawarna Fid you watch Pizza
Same
Yea, he got me into Halo & Undertale (the first video of his I watched was his BOTW video)
*W H A T A T H R I L L*
in darkness and silence trough the night
Diamond Gaming What a thrill....
SNAKE EATER *
@Xeno AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP!
@Xeno ALIIIIIIIIIVE!
What kind of degenerate puts spaghetti noodles in the fridge?
I didn't even realize that. oh my god.
The same degenerates who think bread goes in the fridge/freezer.
The people you know who freeze bread may say they don't do that, but that's because they haven't reached level 10 degenerate yet.
I eat bread Suuuuuper slowly, so if I don't freeze it it just molds before I've eaten half of it.
But it molds faster when you put in the fridge
No, certainly not
Resident Evil 7: Return of the return of the return of the return of the guy I just fucking killed
yomaster12345 yo foreal..realtalk..this game is Kinda BS for that specifically..
+pdors94 that is unless you play easy mode
keep the like count constant guys
oh no but he comes to life again
Resident Evil 7: [guy's name]'s revenge number 17
Some games have this thing called "bullet sponges." In Resident Evil 7, they have this feature called "sponge bullets."
Mastsh peice
Greenhouse battle in a nutshell on madhouse difficulty
@@a.k8185 It took me forever to realise that the greenhouse fight was actually a boss fight. I put so many bullets into that old spider woman and she still didn't die, so I thought i had to try to escape the greenhouse instead.
@@HeyJoshyJosh
I was playing through the game on normal... 3/4 years ago, and jesus, it does feel like she sucks out every last piece of ammunition out of you before (probably) dying.
It's more annoying than terrifying.
@@HeyJoshyJoshhardest boss in the game
"He's a 100% dead he can not come back from that"
Jack: I didn't hear no bell
hi new justin y why are you commenting on a video from 2017
@@classit8248 cuz he got no stache, obviously, he can do whatever he wants
@@JopocaJ oh yes I forgot
South Park
The only comment of yours that doesn’t have over 1,000 likes.
It may be scary but it's no knack
uh oh did somebody say knack??????
Knack is the only game in recorded history to have a haunted level of over 100,000,000
*HERE COMES THE MON-AAAYYYYY!!*
Nah, Super Mario Bros. 2 is where it's at.
Actually, I'm kidding; Knack is the best.
I'M A MILLIONAIRE! POP THE CHAMPAGNE!
I roared in laughter when he said "this'll come in handy"
Felix Padilla
H A N D Y
Felix Padilla how does one even roar in laughter
Uh, Brian Blessed is how.
Nice Vault Meat pic.
Dandy
is nobody going to talk about that scream at 0:03? Shit was legendary
That scream had me laughing for the rest of the video.
It was so genuine
When you forget you wife's birthday
Real dunkey fans who watched his Portal 2 video from like 12 years ago know that scream very well.
bugs bunny reminiscent
3:12 Accurate portrayal of me flirting with women
Brutal
Pfffff nah we know ya ain't got the balls to even talk to them much less flirt
@@firehunterz2311 Projecting much, buddy? :) I may be ugly, but I'm not a coward.
@@firehunterz2311 stop liking your own comment
3:27
I was hoping it would be Papa Johns when he answered the phone
claynerd lmao
me too
Exactly what i was thinking
Sir? This is Walgreens.
papa bless
*Waste of bullets VII - Bagool's Return*
DammitSinged Waste of Bullets VII Part II: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Derilect House Footage- Sinister 3
Bools Realm
coming soon DLC unlimited bullets, but the enemy will have unlimited health, LOL
I always forget that Ethan literally got his hand cut off and they just stuck it back on and poured goop on it
You’re in for quite a thrill in the new one
Stapled it back on but ok
It all makes sense now!
In Village, there is a whole explanation as to why he has "super-healing" or whatever you'd call it. You'll see.
Lmao don’t spoil it bro
“He can’t get in the car, I locked the door.”
*Rips the car door off*
“Well, at least he can’t start the car-“
*Starts the car* “You better start running...”
“FUCK THIS GAME!”
😂😂🤣
Sam Lund oh thank you for subtitling that part man i was lost on what they were saying.
saying "fuck this game, man" in his iconic black voice is literally the funniest part of that bit, how no include that?
I almost missed that part, thanks. The cancermojis also told me when I should laugh, so thanks for that as well.
Sam Lund wow its almost like we watched the same video
That was actually terrifying
Capcom's gonna win that Comedy award this year I can feel it.
nice car ethan
Ethan? What about JAAASSSOOONN!!!
Hullo there!
"NICE CAR ETHAN! mind if I take it for a ride?"
its fine! [DIES] 10% of the game the 90% of the game
BOI, HOW'S GOING BOY, BOI BOUI BOOOOI BOY BOIIIII MOY BUOI BOYB BOYBOB BOBOYY BUY BOIIIII! the 8% WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! the 1% waste of bullets7
Wat
"Knock, knock. What did gun say to dumb bitch?"
Die. *bang*
Asuna Yuuki is this how you get too comment? Anime character followed by witty remark?
Asuna Yuuki ewww SAO fan
Ye boy don't you know that? Here's another. (clears throat)
Sp-
if one thing the internet taught me
then yes
yes anime characters with quotes make da money
o shit you watched the same video as well??
“It’s just legs” so this is where Pixar got the idea for Onward
"Okay he's 100% dead he cannot come back from that"
Jack: We've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty
"Is he wearing a bullet proof vest?" As he continuously shoots at his head
Is he wearing a Bulletproof helmet?
Not to mention the fact hes shirtless
Is he wearing a bulletproof head?
He IS a bullet Proof vest
He ate the bullet proof vest and he clearly has a invisible bulletproof helmet
That MGS3 ladder joke is what got me laughing the most.
Well played Jason.
It was funny but since he just recently used the joke on his LISA video it felt a little stale imo.
made it funnier for me haha
if he does it a third time then it's ok. but if this is it then it's overused.
overused will never be in dunley's vocabulary. It's not even close, baby.
OHNBoss
3:01
Dunkey: If I raise my hands he will not see me.
*3 seconds later*
Jack: I see you!!
*Now that's some Far Cry 1 bullshit right there*
Instincts, or Classic?
@@takikarasmanis9403 The Classic one.
3:32 I just don't understand how dunkey makes a horror game into something hilarious that I want to rewatch multiple times despite being a wimp
OK but what did you actually think of the game Dunkey?
Looked like he liked it.
Wologan B. i rly hope this is sarcasm
holy shit you must be joking
Voland It's definitely the best after RE2 & 1
This is what RE 4 should have been, instead of the garbage 5 & 6 that followed.
Loving the "Waste of Bullets VII" gameplay, Dunk
Rei Tachibana a.k.a typical resident evil
Rei Tachibana they must have gotten developers from tom clancy's division
Can't wait for "Waste of Bullets VIII".
Rei Tachibana I'm
Rei Tachibana fuck off anime weaboo
0:03 same reactions when I played this game. No matter how high I set the brightness it's still too dark. But finishing the game is quite an achievement for a coward like me.
You're not a coward, you're just an expert at being alive
Maybe there's a problem with your tv or monitor.
Same bruh
0:04
In less than 10 seconds, you already scared me
(That's one hell of a scream)
"Excuse me, can I come in here?"
"STAY THE FUCK OUT!"
"... Is that a yes?"
fucking dead
Laurent's Casino "What did a gun say to the dumb bitch?" :'))))
ZombDude 626 it wasn't that funny
Laurent's Casino as soon as I read this comment that part of the video played
LegitMaggot fuck off party pooper.
Laurent's Casino your not dead
"Are you serious?!? _He's just legs_!"
Spethman Jones how is he still alive!?
It's* just legs
The Magnificent Spiffo you got a problem with that
It's only a flesh wound!
"Derelict house footage" I Got that on blu-ray already
LMFAOOOO
"Waste of Bullets-that should be the name of the game." 😂😂😂
Lol
logic-people die when they are killed.
resident evil- nuh uh.
So was that guy the killdest guy ever? Or do we need to drop a telephone poll on him?
Did he look dead to you?
+Door_Productions well he may not be the deadest but he could still be the killdest guy ever, seeing as he had to be killed over and over and over and please daddy I'll be a good girl and over and over!
Possibly not as that third clip with the spider type mutant isn't even him ;)
I guess that makes sense
poll as in: the process of voting? or pole as in: a long, slender, rounded piece of wood or metal???
"What?? Nobody's going to eat this crow!?"
I love how even though Jack does come back as a big monster, dunkey uses footage of the final boss monster instead lol
"IMA grab this, might come in handy." I'm dying
Yeah
@@shub_2005 why you ruin my day
@@swapnilgohil7280 ikr smh
@Minecraft Jesus Gaming yeah you gotta hand it to him
@@MinecraftJesusGaming hard no
That guy is like "Tis but a scratch"
Tis' just a flesh wound!
Juanluis peñate NONE SHALL PASS!
But your arm's off...
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
döm
I've had worse!
That scream at the beginning didn’t just kill me, it eviscerated me and every thing related to me, wiping me from the fabric of reality.
Shut up dude
4:05 "Oh what movie is this? Derelict House Footage? Oh, I got that on Blu-Ray already."
I didn't know they got the black knight from monty python to play the antagonist.
QuoteMasterN best part about it all, you can super glue your limbs back
Sliced in Half....TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND
what happens when you don't glue your limbs back on?
you have to get them reattached, its not optional.
I definitely thought that when he picked up the phone it would be that one crazy guy from Rust lmao.
Tbh I thought it was the farcry guy
That would have been so perfect!
*NO NO NOO YOU CANT KILL ME*
I would be in a casket right now if it was the no no no muda fucka guy from rust.
I brought my die move, you can't even kill m-
One of my favorite Dunkeyisms is when his mic randomly completely changes quality.
Resident Evil 7 is a game where you are scared and want to turn off the game, but when you actually turn it off you want to play it again
WOW a Resident Evil gameplay vid with actual jokes and not a grown man screaming for 45 mins, thank you Dunko!
this is not a "let's play" of course his jokes gonna be better, he has all the time to add it while editing
Max D719 Yeah but still, Let's Play's are mostly screaming and only that
i agree but i still would like to see a let's play of dunkey it could be interesting InvaderDin
Yeah it would be dope
Watch Cr1tikal...
I said hello to a feminist earlier...
The court date is tomorrow.
Titan Guy hilarious and funni
Titan Guy stolen from NB3 Kappa award smh
Titan Guy hilarious and original
THat's actually the funniest thing I've heard in ages
Gee, I wonder what the charges would be... or the punishment if you were found guilty.
0:04 Everyone when they saw Fallout 76.
“Maybe if i put my hands like this he won’t be able to see me”
“I see you”
Rip
This was scarier than that one time dunkey beat sky in smash
idk if it was scarier, but pretty close
blackorean but that never would have happened in warbutt
It's always your fucking unfunny ass repeating the same jokes on every fucking comic section
Stanley Rubric bad bait
Woah that comment was more aggressive than Sky after Dunkey beat him in smash that one time
This video makes me notice how dirty my screen is.
I cleaned my screen but I still couldn’t see shit
“Are you fucking kidding me??” This quote defines this game
Definitely the Resident Evil game I like the most!
L
@@NeonSlice which you prefer?
"Nice car, mind if I take it for a spin"
"Oh well, you won't be able to get in I locked the door"
- Proceeds to rip off the door instantly
"Well atleast he cant start the car"
- Proceeds to start the car
yeah we watched the video too
Yea I think it's supposed to be funny
Yes lil peepee head we saw the other comment. No need to say what's already been said.
And this is coming from someone calling themselves a "peepee head" have a nice day..
Wow that guy was strong. I wanna know his cardio routine.
He's gluten free
100pushups 100situps 100squats and 10km running EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!
That's just normal training, and it's not even that intense.
Oooooh I get it.
(I think that's a OPMan joke)
3:40 "it was not that funny" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now we wait for dunkey to make a video on the RE2 Remake lmao
FriedSpats And we don't watch it to avoid spoilers.
@Juggled Lotus Congratulations on being almost a year-late to the party. BTW I'm nearing my twenties and never played the original, making me the target demographic: those who have heard the praise without being able to justify them myself.
@Juggled Lotus You know what IDC, have a nice day.
DISCLAIMER: this video is only around 0.8 haunted, don't worry, its safe to watch.
Didn't you see the description? It's over 3 haunted, stop trying to lure people in.
he talked about the game being over 3 haunted, but i'd say the video is at around 1 haunted
Nick Cannon
It's about a 1 haunted. It's safe but you should be. Careful anyway.
Its over 3 haunted? God damn... The last game to do that was Super Mario Hotel for the Atari 69!
I thought UA-cam's policy only allowed videos of 0.5 haunted or less?
"Welcome to XBOX customer support"
Wow where did you hear that? Maybe in that video everyone watched?
No shit dumb ass. What did you think quotations were for?
0:33 literally me playing any horror game
Ready for the RE8 video lol
Same
Waste of Bullets 7
nice
Bitch
botch
butch
notch
crotch
I am triggered that dunkey didn't thank DarkSouls when he died in this game.
That's rude.
Thank you Waste of Bullets
I've been a fan of Waste of Bullets since the PS1. Waste of Bullets 8 was a trip man.
"He's a 100% dead he can not come back from that"
jack: thats the trick of this game, guys. i can come back"
Clicked on this video faster than I pulled my weenie out.
And thats how I got my gf pregnant.
Eddie Serrano Bleach is only a good lubricant for the first 7 seconds. Then the burning starts. On the bright side, my butt has never been clean.
This reminds me of the time Dunkey beat Sky because he was black.
Oh hey you're here
Joe Kewl Get back to commenting on SiivaGunner vids.
Joe Kewl Damn you beat me to it
Joe Kewl But what's the rip status?
I got better.
Dunkeys "Ye" at 4:45 is too god damn cute
Best RE game since RE4 and I love this new direction of the series
Can't See Shit the video game
TK421 ino!!! I was just watching this video and thinking something's wrong with my eyes, some clips are nearly complete darkness xD
TK421 Pretty easy to see shit if you up the brightness......*facepalm*
SirZeph brightness was on high, and I have an s8+....sometimes you just can't see shit dumbass
Then maybe you should get your eyes checked instead..."dumbass" .....
Dunkey has the brightness turned down real fuckin low for some reason. This is the only gameplay vid of this game that i've seen that's like this.
Resident Evil 7: The Guns dont work
thibault poncetta resident evil: drifting edition
BoringMan wasn't resident evil a 3rd person game? kinda like evil within I'm so confused
Even after you finish the game and get the powerful end game reward, enemies still take 4-6 headshots to put down. It's a good thing they are (as are all the enemies) pretty easy to black and avoid.
What is the powerful end game reward?
The shotgun is pretty good, there's not a lot of ammo for it though. You can 1-2 shot all the standard enemies with it.
0:17 ever since he said it once, he never truly finished saying that catchphrase
1:20 AI truly have no limits.
I do not watch Dunkey, because he is actually of puerto rican descent.
he's puertorican? dafuq
AustrianKronos no bumbee, he is a latino furry
Ooooooh.
AustrianKronos some Puerto Rican's are black doe.. oooooh
if you'd watched his 500k subs face reveal, you'd know that he is actually black
wait how he started the car without keys.....HE HACKING
there are wires under a car and you can use those wires to start a car without a key
Pikachew Somebody watched too many action films
+Pikachew You realize hotwiring a car takes a lot of effort and luck, doesn't happen instantly.
Is a video game. Character can have 100% luck for sake of plot convenience
Dragoo589 i'm talking about daddy tho (that's the guys name)
His scream in the beginning makes me laugh so hard every single time
1:25 so this is how an npc feels like in GTA V.
Man those are some next level dark graphics. I couldn't see a thing xD
its probably your video card /monitor configuration, if the default its no comfortable adjust your profile.
I'm pretty sure Broockle was just talking about this video and not his own game lol but it's nice to see someone try to help another person on the internet, especially in youtube comments.
Wtf did you turn the brightness down or is it just the game? Half of the video is fucking dark as fuck.
It's a horror game bruh
shiiid Outlast was brighter than this and you needed night vision in that bitch
UA-cam gaming videos suck
Elijamin Wlc lmao then why are you here
You can change the brightness and it does make a very big difference with visibility but it does kind of ruin the graphics a bit.
“This is the scariest one yet”
Not even 10 seconds in and I’m already dead 🤣🤣🤣
2:52 "I need a bigger gun!"
I think we can safely say that Jack is *not* the killedest guy.
Waste of Bullets VII genuinely sounds far more fun.
Wait Garrett!?
I genuinely don’t get why so many people genuinely like using the word genuinely in such a genuinely liberal way. It is genuinely annoying.
@@-SoonerorLater you have become the very thing you swore to destroy
Nah there’s like a 1 percent chance you actually played this game
That’s just the division
4:53 but that’s Eve, not Jack. 😂🤣
0:20 I thought I was the only one who keeps there spaghetti in the fridge. I like it cold.
I'll have the Spaghetti and Meatballs
Mafia III was a mistake
Igor19485 I respect your opinion
Parris Turner Best rebuttal ever
sp-
Evan Rogers Did your keyboard broke?
I like how he showed the final boss instead of the actual dad at 4:54
But the real Dad was still alive!
I think he remembered Jack did become a giant goo monster, but got it mixed up with the other goo monster that's the final boss.
Not to be confused with the various other goo monsters found in the game.
That final monster is that very old paralysed woman you see at the dinner scene in the beginning.
@@nasimulhaque726 I believe the wiki calls her grandma
It was grandma and grandma is the little girl
I actually thought Biohazard was pretty terrifying.
Capcom Devs: " The player gets the most satisfaction when they get to kill the same hillbilly multiple times."
The end should've been papa johns. Anyone else agree?
No xbox customer support is literally that scary.
Pandapocalypse Comcast Customer Support is even scarier
2:18 “Now I don’t care who you are. He is 100% dead right there, you do not come back from that I’m sorry. You just do... WHAT THE FUCK?!”
I finished this game today, it's good as hell
I died laughing at the Metal Gear Solid reference at 3:23.
John Chaser same!!! I'm surprised more didn't get it!
Super Shimada Bro so happy you guys commented on this!
what a thrill....
ahahahhahahaha yesss, the huge ladder that led us to gronzyl grad! loved that game man.
the nostalgia