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  • Опубліковано 18 чер 2016
  • See why this "Blast from the Past" should've stayed in the Dark Ages. The Nostalgia Critic reviews, Quest for Camelot.
    Originally aired on March 2nd, 2010.
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  • @ALu-nq8rf
    @ALu-nq8rf 7 років тому +1925

    "In fact, are you even blind?"
    He is, but he's also one with the Force and the Force is with him.

    • @HORSESNDOGS9
      @HORSESNDOGS9 6 років тому +26

      Mandi Lu ... OMG.............

    • @sketchygetchey8299
      @sketchygetchey8299 5 років тому +71

      That’s not how the Force works! 😂

    • @woody72691
      @woody72691 5 років тому +13

      And you just ruined star wars. Asshole

    • @SamuelG2000
      @SamuelG2000 5 років тому +11

      No need to bring in a Star Wars reference here

    • @lightningshy5287
      @lightningshy5287 5 років тому +26

      woody72691 Nah, Rian Johnson already took care of that

  • @lansirlot
    @lansirlot 5 років тому +1227

    "why would you sing if you're in pain?" It's called the Blues, man.

    • @dracommics4544
      @dracommics4544 4 роки тому +15

      69 likes. NICE

    • @farlong4948
      @farlong4948 4 роки тому +25

      He means in PHYSICAL pain.

    • @jjj9640
      @jjj9640 4 роки тому +8

      2:46 LOOK OUT A WILD... WILD HAS APPEARED.
      P.S.: 3:31 Ya know, he's got the fire power, but he's a terrible shot.

    • @darthcinema1415
      @darthcinema1415 3 роки тому +5

      "I've got no friends, no food! This whistle has nothing to do with food! OH I've got the no food BLUUUUES.": Nut Job.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 роки тому +6

      He's on the jazz he's on the jazz.

  • @MarimbaBuddy
    @MarimbaBuddy 4 роки тому +257

    13:50.
    Garrett: "Look at the sky..."
    NC: "OH, SHUT UP!!!"
    Beautiful! XD

    • @somerandofromoregon
      @somerandofromoregon 3 роки тому +14

      Never gets old. I still watch the Nostalgia Critic. Screw the people who hate him now.

    • @dr.mixer8930
      @dr.mixer8930 Рік тому

      @@somerandofromoregon even if they say he sucks now of days but f-k you all,he reviews good movies that he talks about in the past.

    • @jacobdehaan4114
      @jacobdehaan4114 3 місяці тому +1

      That's the best part! 😂😂😂

    • @travisdelafuente1150
      @travisdelafuente1150 2 місяці тому +3

      "Does everybody have to sing in this movie?" XD

    • @travisdelafuente1150
      @travisdelafuente1150 2 місяці тому +1

      @@somerandofromoregon Me too. Fuck the haters.

  • @fifi_leafy2258
    @fifi_leafy2258 5 років тому +676

    Here is a Nomination for the worst said line in a movie ever:
    *“aRe yOU fEeLiNg cLucKy?!”*

    • @mattcrowley8993
      @mattcrowley8993 4 роки тому +31

      Sorry, I’m going for two!

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 4 роки тому +16

      The funny thing is it's not even THAT BAD. The problem is more the delivery. It would be a typical kids movie line if a comic relief character said it. One that had been firing off one liners all movie. But this one basically just kinda turns good at the end and changes characer. It feels so off for so many reasons.
      Sure it's not in any way a good line but it's just a normal lame pun that was given some of the worst delivery I've ever seen.

    • @TheNBAfan101
      @TheNBAfan101 3 роки тому +8

      The ogre’s butt!

    • @Thephillips-dj1po
      @Thephillips-dj1po 2 роки тому +5

      *It looked like a good, strong script. Didn't it?*

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Рік тому +9

      ''The ogre's BUTT.''

  • @PetaHatingChris42
    @PetaHatingChris42 8 років тому +1884

    That song was nominated for Best Original Song, but lost to a song from a much better animated movie that came out the same year: The Prince of Egypt.

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 7 років тому +55

      Chris C. It won a Golden Globe.

    • @theonerichard6842
      @theonerichard6842 6 років тому +105

      Chris C. Great animated movies came out in the year of 1998:
      Quest For Camelot: Best animated movie to love.
      The Prince Of Egypt: a underrated masterpiece of animation.
      Mulan: also a great movie to watch.

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 6 років тому +84

      Richard Zenteno Prince of Egipt is by no means underrated. It's a masterpiece and everyone who was alive in that year knew it

    • @JMandJJ7797
      @JMandJJ7797 6 років тому +12

      At least it's still on Netflix.

    • @keviniwatsuki5093
      @keviniwatsuki5093 6 років тому +3

      indeed, my mom and I liked it

  • @gamergoku932
    @gamergoku932 7 років тому +921

    "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place..."

  • @wiseguy01
    @wiseguy01 5 років тому +1521

    well, when it comes to the girl wanting to be a knight... while that is just straight up impossible, as it is the title of a male lesser noble and a military rank, she can be granted the alternative title of a Dame instead. Dames are the female equivalent to the more well known Knight and were usually the wives of knights. They also had military duties, so when their husbands were away for whatever reason, it would be up to the Dame to take command of her household soldiers and defend her home from outside attacks. They were pretty cool. So while the girl in this film would never be given the title of knight, she could be granted the feminine equivalent instead... just thought I'd share that.

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 5 років тому +48

      about as plausible as a crippled woman in world war two (glares at battlefield)

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 5 років тому +86

      @@thedude3065 actually things like that were real and often times they would be spies.

    • @tsulee7876
      @tsulee7876 5 років тому +23

      Quite an interesting piece of information! Thanks! 😊

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому +10

      Aren't you confusing ancient Breton history with Feudal Japan's history, or did they both pretty much do the same thing.

    • @janetestherina7169
      @janetestherina7169 5 років тому +30

      @@thedude3065 Virginia Hall was a WW2 spy with a wooden leg

  • @dafilmqueen556
    @dafilmqueen556 5 років тому +409

    I think the reason why putting Excalibur back on the stone didn't magically heal Garrett's eyes was because it was caused by a fire accident,whereas the rest were caused by magic(don't know if the same applies to Arthur's injured arm)

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 4 роки тому +40

      I thought Garrett got kicked in the face by a horse, which caused his blindness.

    • @AsianFury20
      @AsianFury20 3 роки тому +40

      @@ExplorerDS6789 it did. As far as why his eyes weren't healed, I'd like to think it was because he had accepted his blindness, and he didn't feel like it was a handicap.

    • @hoobadooba2000
      @hoobadooba2000 3 роки тому +13

      But what about the dragons? They were able to separate and they didn’t have any of the magic.

    • @AsianFury20
      @AsianFury20 3 роки тому +13

      @@hoobadooba2000 for them, I think it was their strong desire to be separated, bit then of course they decided to stay together since they had learned to work as a team. Desire may also explain Garret's situation; there was a time when he felt his blindness was something that would cause Kayley to not truly love him, but them he realized that wasn't the case and was okay with staying blind.

    • @hoobadooba2000
      @hoobadooba2000 3 роки тому +8

      Victor I mean I guess but I’m pretty sure that if he had the option, he would rather have his sight back

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 8 років тому +1575

    Where does Elvis fit into the Arthur legend? Well he was the king! (badum-tish)

  • @lankey6969
    @lankey6969 8 років тому +658

    The song actually worked BETTER in the sin city scene LOL

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 8 років тому +21

      That's exactly what I was thinking.

    • @Ay-xq7mj
      @Ay-xq7mj 8 років тому +24

      ikr. I started LMFAO when I saw it.

    • @thepond1193
      @thepond1193 8 років тому +10

      I know right

    • @santiagotamulis5833
      @santiagotamulis5833 8 років тому +16

      Yeah , it talks about a better place away from the horrible violence

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 8 років тому +8

      I was just going to say that!! 😂😂😂😂 it really does!

  • @jamesurbanic1975
    @jamesurbanic1975 2 роки тому +230

    Nostalgia Critic,
    My father and I watched this video when it first came out. I had just bought him a google chromecast and was showing him youtube. To this day, we still quote this video. I don't know why, but we made it some kind of inside joke. Whenever we watch a movie and we dont understand, we yell "movie, explain!!!". And what you say about the bad guy at the beginning is just comedic gold.
    My father and I were talking the other day, and he said he thinks this is the best video he's ever seen. Thank you for bringing such joy to our lives.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Рік тому +5

      That's seriously awesome that you and your dad have that experience together with this video. :)

    • @jamesurbanic1975
      @jamesurbanic1975 Рік тому +3

      @@loneronin6813 it’s hilarious. We have a lot of sayings / quotes we say, and “movie, EXPLAIN!” Became one of them. We watch alot of bad movies lol

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Рік тому +4

      @@jamesurbanic1975 I'm glad that the two of you have that activity together. I have a strong relationship with my father as well so I can appreciate it when that's the case for others as well.

    • @jamesurbanic1975
      @jamesurbanic1975 Рік тому +2

      @@loneronin6813 good to hear. Thanks for the conversation. God bless you

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Рік тому +4

      @@jamesurbanic1975 Thank you to you as well and I wish you all the best in all aspects of your life. :D

  • @KingShark47
    @KingShark47 5 років тому +349

    2:05 he had an opportunity and he missed it
    water
    earth
    fire
    air

    • @georgehiscott700
      @georgehiscott700 4 роки тому +35

      But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

    • @kymymedia
      @kymymedia 4 роки тому +11

      Who is Bobby and Annette from

    • @omarbautista541
      @omarbautista541 4 роки тому +15

      Was he even aware of avatar. Didn't he watch the avatar serious years later

    • @gauthierdaviaultmathieu631
      @gauthierdaviaultmathieu631 3 роки тому +4

      This is in Captain Planet.

    • @KingShark47
      @KingShark47 3 роки тому +2

      @@omarbautista541 maybe idk

  • @cmeves
    @cmeves 8 років тому +710

    That night when he was alone, he instantly regretted forging the sword to his right hand...

    • @kreutonne3743
      @kreutonne3743 8 років тому +13

      omg why

    • @cmeves
      @cmeves 8 років тому +57

      +scary hat That, my friend, was a masturbation joke because I'm super classy like that.

    • @jaccuse4086
      @jaccuse4086 8 років тому +21

      +Christopher Eves Fap like a sir.

    • @enigma6845
      @enigma6845 8 років тому +3

      You Clever Man

    • @kreutonne3743
      @kreutonne3743 8 років тому +19

      worst part is I'm left handed

  • @genera1013
    @genera1013 7 років тому +162

    the dragons were separated, but chose to be back together. What if Garrett's eyes were healed, but he was like, "nah, this shit's ugly. Make me blind again"

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 3 роки тому +8

      The dragons looked disappointed when they were back to being two-headed, tho; hence the part of the movie I posted I got confused over

    • @TheBlackAntagonist
      @TheBlackAntagonist 2 роки тому +5

      It's simple. The magic could only heal what was damaged by magic or magic adjacent. His blindness wasfrom a fire a while ago hence his ability to navigate so flawlessly without sight.

    • @genera1013
      @genera1013 2 роки тому +6

      @@TheBlackAntagonist but dragons aren't treated as magical in the movie, and the twins weren't damaged by magic but rather....incest.

    • @TheBlackAntagonist
      @TheBlackAntagonist 2 роки тому +1

      @@genera1013 Magical incest? XD

    • @freneticgamer4174
      @freneticgamer4174 2 роки тому +3

      He wouldn't considering he could see before he went blind and already knew what things looked like before he lost his sight.

  • @deuceydee3506
    @deuceydee3506 10 місяців тому +61

    It's amazing how he tears apart the line "The Ogre's butt!" and doesn't even acknowledge the moment immediately following that, where the ogre just blasts Ruber and his griffin through the cave with a fart. Easily the stupidest, funniest, and most memorable moment in the film 😂

    • @ralpbeez8414
      @ralpbeez8414 10 місяців тому +8

      At 0:50 he says "medieval blast from the ass" which I've always wondered was a reference to that scene.

    • @jonathanrussell6525
      @jonathanrussell6525 2 місяці тому

      I love the delivery of that line

  • @thomaslao3411
    @thomaslao3411 5 років тому +152

    Critic, you forgot to mention that the double dragon got separated at the end only to be stuck together again somehow.... "EXPLAIN MOVIE.. EXPLAIN!"

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 4 роки тому +18

      They wished for something so much the magic that exuded from the re-sealing of Excalibur split them. But then put them back together when they realized they were happier together as one unit.

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 2 роки тому +1

      @@BrokensoulRider I hate how they look, those legs bother me.

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 2 роки тому

      @@marianokaz1503 You get used to it.

    • @cadjebushey6524
      @cadjebushey6524 3 місяці тому

      Meant as a joke?

  • @Mahoxy
    @Mahoxy 8 років тому +1882

    Getting nostalgia from nostalgia critics old review, is this ironic? :|

    • @hedgehogsonic11
      @hedgehogsonic11 8 років тому +47

      Not only that, but I'm also getting nostalgia from the movie itself.

    • @DAMIENDMILLS
      @DAMIENDMILLS 8 років тому +27

      no, no not ironic at all

    • @Gio-vn9yj
      @Gio-vn9yj 8 років тому +59

      nostalgiaception

    • @tadamo7942
      @tadamo7942 8 років тому +18

      Such nostalgia

    • @pharaohyami5000
      @pharaohyami5000 8 років тому +4

      Sadly, not a daily 4 PM release like it used to before 2016 began. For now, I'm just waiting for the Classics to surprise us.

  • @shizuwolf
    @shizuwolf 8 років тому +526

    I like it when light-hearted music plays over intense action scenes. That's what made the opening to Deadpool fucking awesome.

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf 8 років тому +13

      +Slave W (Gaming) "some guy's film"

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf 8 років тому +12

      +Slave W (Gaming) "a hot chick"

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 8 років тому +18

      But that music is somber or perhaps reflective, not light hearted.

    • @SiamAMusic
      @SiamAMusic 8 років тому +54

      Yes but deadpool has an entire comedic undertone, while this movie is supposed to be taken seriously. It works well in deadpool because of his character and his mindset.

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf 8 років тому

      +Siam Ahmed what about Asura's Wrath? If you don't know what that is, it's a video game, and most of it's ost is pretty somber.

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 5 років тому +247

    It kinda feels like the romance between Kayley and Garrett was rushed.😒

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 роки тому +27

      There was a romance?

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 3 роки тому +11

      Not to mention them being knighted followed by them riding off in a horse with the sign Just Knighted on the back makes like it was more their wedding. Which when I saw it in theaters was sweet and confusing. It still is but the confusion overshadows the sweet

    • @somerandofromoregon
      @somerandofromoregon 3 роки тому +1

      @@gianinabadami5341 Well they WERE having a wedding though

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 3 роки тому +4

      @@somerandofromoregon I thought so. It was still interesting the sign said Just Knighted so my guess that all couples back then being knighted and being married is the same thing

    • @vixiestarfire
      @vixiestarfire 3 роки тому +1

      Look up the plot of the book it’s based on ooooooh 😢😭

  • @mimilewis3653
    @mimilewis3653 5 років тому +229

    I don’t know why but every time he says “SPIDERS” I can’t help but laugh!!!

  • @ALu-nq8rf
    @ALu-nq8rf 7 років тому +78

    "For god's sakes, you're not even trying. First you rip off Belle and now you gotta rip off the rock biter from Neverending Story. This is just painful!"
    Not as painful as that animation collision between a bad imitation of traditional and what looks like early experimentation of CGI.

  • @atotalfiasco4213
    @atotalfiasco4213 6 років тому +72

    I first watched this movie in 5th grade when the entire grade had a day to watch movies and relax. Then the song at 17:00 starts playing, and the teacher literally paused the movie and asked the class if they wanted to skip the song. The class unanimously let out a big "YES"

  • @katygaston8777
    @katygaston8777 2 роки тому +43

    Kayley's mother's singing voice IS actually Celine Dion.

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 2 роки тому +1

      Actually one of my favorite parts of the film her singing the prayer

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 5 років тому +62

    "Explain, movie! Explain!!"
    Movie: "Eh, I don't feel like it"

  • @richardconaway1687
    @richardconaway1687 6 років тому +230

    "what does acme support the dark arts?" fairly obvious when you think about it. there's like a ton of evidence they do practice black magic in their cartoons XD.

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 роки тому +13

      Also, in the movie THERE WAS EXPLAINED how he got that potion, Ruber asked witch to make one potion and she did

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 3 роки тому +8

      Wile E. Coyote is gonna be PISSED that they kept giving him giant sling-shots and rocketskates when they could've hooked him up with actual flipping MAGIC.

    • @jermainechan8477
      @jermainechan8477 2 роки тому +2

      Its funny all these years I never noticed the word "acme" on the potion bottle lol

    • @satoshirei4242
      @satoshirei4242 2 роки тому

      Maybe Ruber bought that potion off Witch Hazel and she’s a suplier for ACME corp.

    • @cheyenneeasterling4556
      @cheyenneeasterling4556 Рік тому

      Marvin also uses weapons made by the company, + he's my favorite looney tune!

  • @juanesmartinos6455
    @juanesmartinos6455 6 років тому +110

    Recording from 'Quest for Camelot'
    - "Gentlemen, I wanted to talk to you about this line"
    - "Which is that?"
    - ""The ogre's butt.""
    - "What about it?"
    - "Is... Is that it? Simply "the ogre's butt"?"
    - "Yeah, it's an ogre's butt. What's wrong with an ogre's butt?"
    - "Oh, nothing, I have nothing against the ogre's butt, I'm sure the ogre's butt is lovely. However, there doesn't seem to be any reason for the ogre's butt. How about perhaps a, uh, verb, or predicate clause? Like, "Look out for the ogre's butt." Or, "Oh no, we are under the ogre's butt." Or, if you'll permit me, "Woe is me and all others who are trapped under ogre's butt... eseses.""
    - "Yeah, ogre's butt isn't plural"
    - "Duly noted, but at least that one came with a conjunction. Grammatically speaking, I think that makes the ogre's butt much more palatable"
    - "Look, just stick to the script"
    - "But I ask you, how does it make any sense? I'm a Shakespearean trained actor"
    - "Hey, weren't you that spider in Lost in Space?"
    - "...Ogre's butt it is"
    - "Get to work, puppet"
    - " _[sigh]_ "

  • @plattytheperrypus5701
    @plattytheperrypus5701 5 років тому +290

    What if
    You wanted a good movie
    But quest for camelot said
    *T H E O G R E ' S B U T T !*

  • @gut853
    @gut853 Рік тому +115

    Press F to pay respect for both Gary Oldman and Celine Dion having to be associated with this trainwreck

  • @alphabulblax1649
    @alphabulblax1649 7 років тому +864

    "The Ogre's Butt," a Gary Oldman X Shrek Fanfiction.

  • @Lisapancakes
    @Lisapancakes 6 років тому +655

    I actually adore this movie

    • @arthurbrandonnielsen
      @arthurbrandonnielsen 5 років тому +60

      Same. I can see why he'd hate it, but I still like this movie.
      And the songs. I always thought that Rubert's song was supposed to be deliberately bad, to mock the "villain gets the best song" trope.

    • @fabycho6791
      @fabycho6791 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @nextgenerationbros.6220
      @nextgenerationbros.6220 5 років тому +7

      Same but at the same time, this is one of those movies that I enjoyed as a kid but looking back, yeah no it was horrible....

    • @MrCommandoawesome
      @MrCommandoawesome 5 років тому +7

      Honestly the biggest problem with his villain song is that it's too short. It doesn't go long enough to me a memorable song in any real way

    • @jenpressley
      @jenpressley 4 роки тому

      Simpler times

  • @calebdekeyser7496
    @calebdekeyser7496 5 років тому +109

    That scene in Sin City really works with that song

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 3 роки тому +9

      I can kind of see it

    • @jeremyroskes5391
      @jeremyroskes5391 Рік тому +1

      uh, how

    • @hashtagcritical8688
      @hashtagcritical8688 Рік тому +2

      It strangely does, actually. Never watched Sin City, but the song and the events playing in that scene can go hand in hand, in a bittersweet or morbid sense.

  • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
    @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 4 роки тому +75

    9:20, this is hilarious, if Deadpool ever takes that scene from Sin City they could put that song over it.

  • @SgtScorpious
    @SgtScorpious 8 років тому +193

    this was the birth of the "Explain Nuke"

    • @demagurgas8035
      @demagurgas8035 8 років тому +3

      So true!!

    • @XanderVJ
      @XanderVJ 8 років тому +8

      Too bad he only used it once again. I'd like to see it back more often. lol

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 3 роки тому +1

      Wasn't it also the birth of "Nuking the Fridge"?

  • @Noobazzah
    @Noobazzah 8 років тому +458

    This movie made perfect sense when I was a kid. I must've been a bit simple.

    • @Noobazzah
      @Noobazzah 8 років тому +89

      Having said that, "It's magic, a wizard done it" probably suffices as an explanation for pretty much everything in this film.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 8 років тому +21

      Yeah, that pretty much explains everything, dude. Oh well!!! Back to the drawing board.

    • @gwendolynwestwind9764
      @gwendolynwestwind9764 6 років тому +8

      I loved this film as a kid. I don't know why, I think because we didn't have it on VHS so I only saw it a few times when I took it out from the library.

    • @JMandJJ7797
      @JMandJJ7797 6 років тому +6

      I loved this film as a kid too and have it on VHS don't know where it is now though. Which is why I was hesitant to watch this because Nostalgia Critic would rip on it and not only would I watch my childhood die I would realize how bad it was and how much my childhood sucks. This is not the first movie I watched as a kid that years later he would review either. Although I am glad I did decided to watch this one cause I am getting hooked after that squeezing the horse to get a song joke.

    • @terranova1203
      @terranova1203 6 років тому

      Everyone goes though that phase.

  • @Serasia
    @Serasia 5 років тому +93

    Plot Twist: King Arthur was the villain setting all the betrayals and deaths into motion and the one who really had the affair with Sir Lancelot!

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 4 роки тому +66

    You know I think I know why I liked this movie a lot more than most: the voice acting was actually good in my language.

  • @MistyLunaLotus
    @MistyLunaLotus 7 років тому +344

    Actually, they did explain, you have to pay attention. Take the leaves. Garrett stated that Aiden helped him to see in the forest and learned what can harm you and what can heal you. When he got injured, Kayley picked those purple leaves. They were the same leaves Garrett picked when he said, "and what can heal you." I'm not advocating that it's a good movie but it's not as bad as you're billing it up to be. They do explain some of the things that you thought didn't make sense, it just went over your head.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 6 років тому +44

      Okay, problems with this:
      1. How can he see that the leaves heal when he CAN'T see?
      2. If the leaves heal, why didn't he just use them to cure his blindness?

    • @kingofflames738
      @kingofflames738 6 років тому +43

      ReasyRandom
      1. Maybe the leaves not only look different but also smell or feel different than others
      2. Maybe there aren't any plants that can hear blindness or maybe they smell/feel almost the exact same as a very poisonous plant and he doesnt want to risk it.

    • @marcusalm7350
      @marcusalm7350 6 років тому +18

      Then how do you explain the clothes healing? 😉

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 5 років тому +13

      Marcus Alm
      Two Words:
      CLOTHES BEAM!!

    • @GedenWilbur
      @GedenWilbur 5 років тому +21

      Camelot ties into about Avalon and Merlin. Magic, magical creatures ect, are all very real in that story. Absolutely agree a lot of things went over his head. The chicken, for example, is seen in the background seeing how awful his chicken wife has been treated, "promising" her to make it better. It was not out of nowhere, and yeah there might not have been any dialogue, but it was right there.

  • @ilopominecrafter
    @ilopominecrafter 7 років тому +262

    Critic, to be fair about kaley running away: how do you expect her to fight living weapons? She has no fighting experience

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 років тому +10

      Angel, The Dark Overlord not long anyway

    • @FlynnRider4
      @FlynnRider4 7 років тому +16

      TouhouFather
      Garrett had training and years of experience.

    • @reviewception4328
      @reviewception4328 7 років тому +23

      FlynnRider4 but still it doesn't change the fact that she didn't necessarily grow as a charaxter

    • @FlynnRider4
      @FlynnRider4 7 років тому +11

      REVIEWCEPTION
      That is not the argument regarding this point.

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 6 років тому +1

      he explained it in his top 11 DUMBASSES in distress

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 3 роки тому +21

    19:11 Another thing that they don't explain; why would combining a chicken with an axe suddenly make him talk?

  • @zackrules4797
    @zackrules4797 2 роки тому +56

    I personally think Bladebeak had a reason to turned good in the climax, because he was Kayley's pet chicken on the farm, He was not evil or a jerk and I don't think he was helping Ruber at all, he was just there to tell him that Kayley, Garrett and Ayden are going after Excalibur and he serves him his lunch, he was useless for Ruber's plans, so he sends him back to the wagons with Juliana and his wife, which is another reason why he turned good, so he can see his wife again.

    • @ethanschenck9714
      @ethanschenck9714 6 місяців тому +3

      Also, throughout his scenes you could see a hen that I assumed was either his mother or his girlfriend, and they looked at each other with a twinge of sadness constantly up until he turned on Ruber, where they were seemingly chatting. I haven't seen the film in like 17 years at least, but I did notice and remember them

    • @cannandreas
      @cannandreas 3 місяці тому

      There are a lot of things this film doesn't explain, but it's annoying when they actually DO explain something and it's his most OTT reaction. Although granted not well explained.

  • @Headbanger142
    @Headbanger142 8 років тому +1129

    .....The Ogre's butt.

  • @Jonathanest90s
    @Jonathanest90s 6 років тому +303

    This movie destroyed the marketing of the Iron Giant.

    • @joshuagonzalez5950
      @joshuagonzalez5950 6 років тому +63

      Yup Iron Giant was Still Better Movie Then This

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 5 років тому +26

      Jonathan Pinis0N yet this movie still bombed

    • @cam62cam811
      @cam62cam811 5 років тому +65

      Damn . At least The Iron Giant is remembered more than this .

    • @seanpvs101moviesproduction3
      @seanpvs101moviesproduction3 3 роки тому +3

      Joshua Gonzalez I 10000% Agree

    • @somerandofromoregon
      @somerandofromoregon 3 роки тому +6

      Even today, people are still calling The Iron Giant underrated, but I don’t think that’s the case now. It’s very popular today

  • @crashtefano
    @crashtefano 4 роки тому +48

    At the end of this movie, Nostalgia Critic has to *explain* a lot of deaths, including innocent Disney characters

    • @dr.mixer8930
      @dr.mixer8930 Рік тому

      @@Waaagh40KRed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Super165i
    @Super165i 5 років тому +93

    I would’ve gone with “oh no, we are under the ogres butt.”

    • @Super165i
      @Super165i 4 роки тому +2

      @come to order! C.G.:the Cartoon Judge!
      Yeah, my line still would've worked than what Ruber said

  • @shekemov
    @shekemov 7 років тому +360

    I kinda miss this "SPIDERS!" guy.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 7 років тому +12

      I think his name was Dr. Monty or something.

    • @Lifad2011
      @Lifad2011 7 років тому +34

      Dr. Smith

    • @omnicowdemon
      @omnicowdemon 6 років тому

      shekemov Very nice Spider Jerusalem Avatar sir. 😆

    • @jnellieeightyfive7725
      @jnellieeightyfive7725 6 років тому

      What was the original review he is from?

    • @andorchadas7407
      @andorchadas7407 6 років тому +6

      Janelle Adams His Lost in Space review, I think

  • @scottharris7229
    @scottharris7229 7 років тому +347

    "I have nothing against the ogre's butt, I'm sure the ogre's butt is lovely..." XD

  • @wolfshade5020
    @wolfshade5020 2 роки тому +16

    Thank god Prince of Egypt came out and knocked this move out of the water

  • @McCraeTheMediaLover
    @McCraeTheMediaLover 4 роки тому +64

    The two-headed dragon are basically a ripoff of Timon and Pumbaa and Mushu from Mulan

    • @tyknight1858
      @tyknight1858 3 роки тому +3

      Mulan came out 1998 and this film came out in 94.

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 роки тому +1

      And the genie.

    • @donalds980
      @donalds980 2 роки тому +1

      TyKnight 18 No this came out in 1998 the same year as Mulan just mouths before

    • @bruhchamp16593
      @bruhchamp16593 2 роки тому

      they’re named “Devon” and “Cornwall”.
      geddit?! they’re English counties! HA!

    • @daviddanczyk2638
      @daviddanczyk2638 2 роки тому

      Don't forget Figment.

  • @simbasorariku3
    @simbasorariku3 8 років тому +179

    I feel sorry for Kaley. All she wanted was to be a knight, but she keeps needing someone else to rescue her. At least she was able to warn King Arthur by knocking that guard out of the wagon.

    • @StormCrownSr
      @StormCrownSr 8 років тому +15

      Because she was a useless character from the get go and couldn't save herself from a paper bag without help?

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 8 років тому +19

      That wasn't her fault, they decided to write her that way.

    • @JustinAKABiff
      @JustinAKABiff 8 років тому +38

      Yeah, I've never had a problem with the Damsel in Distress trope as I believe that using a loved one of any gender as motivation is just an old harmless trope that makes for easy heroic motivation.
      However, I do have a problem when the trope takes an otherwise capable female character - or someone who is being built-up to be a capable female character - and nerfs them or ruins their potential just to put them into a "damsel in distress" situation.
      Kayley spends the entire movie driving home her point about becoming a knight in spite of her gender - and then winds up needing to be rescued by blind guy.

    • @favorx183
      @favorx183 8 років тому +8

      +Biff the BearKiller ikr how is a blind guy literally more capable of defending himself then her?

    • @thewaterguy17
      @thewaterguy17 8 років тому +8

      Definitely, I've always rejected this notion of "damsels in distress" always being sexist objects that need saving and therefore anyone that uses the trope is a misogynist asshole, one not every character (female included) needs to be a bow/gun toting warrior, aside from that everyone needs help sometimes, even amazing warriors, however it does become a problem when a badass female character suddenly loses all of her badassery for the sake of a plot point

  • @Mitch-K
    @Mitch-K 6 років тому +79

    Critic: How would you like it if in Sin City they started playing this song in the really intense moments?
    Does anyone else think it fit better there than it does in this movie?

  • @night_owll28
    @night_owll28 5 років тому +201

    "I want to save damsels in distress!" me: GAY

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 років тому +13

      Me, after hearing her say that: BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING

    • @pinkiepiecupcake7779
      @pinkiepiecupcake7779 4 роки тому +20

      It'll be better if she says "rescuing boys in distress" since she's married to Garrett

    • @yogalover2753
      @yogalover2753 3 роки тому +8

      @@pinkiepiecupcake7779 True but you should keep in mind that she didn't know what a damsel in distress was. I know this is probably a joke but I thought that I should probably point this out.

    • @pinkiepiecupcake7779
      @pinkiepiecupcake7779 3 роки тому +1

      @@yogalover2753 True. My bad for my mis communication then

    • @yogalover2753
      @yogalover2753 3 роки тому +3

      @@pinkiepiecupcake7779 It's ok.

  • @killerbee126
    @killerbee126 5 років тому +198

    "EXPLAIN MOVIE, EXPLAIN!"
    magic

    • @jariusreece1931
      @jariusreece1931 4 роки тому +19

      Pretty much every time he yells this it's about a Celtic or Arthurian reference, and it makes me feel like I'm in on a joke that he's not lol

    • @sarahel8596
      @sarahel8596 3 роки тому +4

      This has no business being as funny as it is

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 3 роки тому +6

      It's magic. We don't have to explain it.

    • @somerandofromoregon
      @somerandofromoregon 3 роки тому +2

      *Warner Bros: Not gonna happen.*

    • @jalenikezeue4114
      @jalenikezeue4114 3 роки тому +3

      Jesse Watson 90's Magic my friend It Can get away with anything For Example Back in the original cartoon of He-Man he could magic Put a broken Chain Back Together

  • @hernandogaribaldi8627
    @hernandogaribaldi8627 6 років тому +272

    I'm start to thinking Camelot is a silly place in any story.

    • @marakarthegreat
      @marakarthegreat 4 роки тому +22

      yeah... I should most definitely not go to camelot

    • @duncananderson2113
      @duncananderson2113 4 роки тому +2

      @@marakarthegreat well Camelot is Linkara's favourite film

    • @ghostking7853
      @ghostking7853 4 роки тому +2

      The adventures of Merlin is pretty good

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 8 років тому +59

    Let's not forget that the hawk's "flying" sound near the end is actually a royalty free sound effect, which you may recognize from Wizard 101.
    Much care, many wow.
    And the villain was ripped from Mulan, turned in to a redhead, and thrown in to this world.
    It also wiped his brain of anything clever and handed him that potion.

    • @ironfox4990
      @ironfox4990 8 років тому +7

      This movie came out a year before Mulan.

    • @daniellavaladez9538
      @daniellavaladez9538 8 років тому +2

      +EVOLUTIONARY LAKEMAN. Actually, it came out the same year Mulan came out - 1998.

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC 8 років тому +1

      It did come out before it albeit 1 month before it.

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 8 років тому +1

      He still has the same character model.

  • @Tombola1993
    @Tombola1993 5 років тому +126

    I actually was interviewed by one of the animators who worked on this film for a university animation course. She is one of the lecturers of the University of South Wales for 2D and Stop Motion animation and I will be having her as one of my tutors. How cool is that?

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 2 роки тому +3

      What did she think about working on this movie? Any experiences?

    • @deademochicky
      @deademochicky 2 роки тому +2

      U are so so so so lucky I wish I could meet who ur meeting

    • @deademochicky
      @deademochicky 2 роки тому +3

      This movie is one of my untimate favorite movies ever

    • @Wubsy96
      @Wubsy96 2 роки тому

      Did you graduate yet?
      Any projects that you took lately?

    • @Tombola1993
      @Tombola1993 2 роки тому +3

      @@Wubsy96 Well I graduated from my degree last year, but I am currently doing a part time Masters degree, also in animation. Plus I am working as a designer and animator on a Welsh web series called The Vale and I have a part time job as a children’s book illustrator.

  • @brianfuller7691
    @brianfuller7691 4 роки тому +47

    Technically, Kayley would be a Dame but not a knight. I watched this several times including recently and every point in this review is sadly true.

  • @JonathonWilder
    @JonathonWilder 8 років тому +65

    I am pretty sure there was at least a sign that explained the forest was a magical, enchanted forest, or cursed maybe. Something to that effect. Of any case it can be explained it is because of magic, what more do you need?

    • @ZygfrydJelenieRogi
      @ZygfrydJelenieRogi 8 років тому +27

      The chicken' betrayal is also explained by that 2-sec animation with the hen. He overreacted on many levels

    • @ghostfreak1309
      @ghostfreak1309 8 років тому

      Love the Celestia pic!

    • @dcarter020809
      @dcarter020809 8 років тому

      *****​ so does your profile picture

    • @ghostfreak1309
      @ghostfreak1309 8 років тому +1

      Why, thank you very much!

    • @tmzissupergay
      @tmzissupergay 8 років тому +2

      I need the ogres butt.

  • @ksoundkaiju9256
    @ksoundkaiju9256 8 років тому +112

    That Sin City scene with that music playing in the background....actually kinda fits, or am I just really fucked up?....

    • @benshaul6976
      @benshaul6976 8 років тому +5

      I know it sounded so fitting for

    • @marcosmederos2745
      @marcosmederos2745 7 років тому +18

      It fits....strangely.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 років тому +6

      Polygon Man Kind of like the opening fight scene in Watchmen with the Comedian and Ozymandias.

    • @abigailtate8345
      @abigailtate8345 7 років тому +4

      It's ironically fitting.... I think.

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 7 років тому

      Yes

  • @JillLulamoon
    @JillLulamoon Рік тому +17

    Tbh I always thought the song "The Prayer" works fine with the chase scene.
    After all, it's a song about, well, a prayer for safety. Its basically the character singing for Kaylee to be safe as she flees for her life.
    It's not supposed to be an action scene.

  • @TMSlovacek
    @TMSlovacek 5 років тому +69

    I remember loving this movie as a kid. Saw it come up on Netflix once as an adult and decided to give it a nostalgic watch. I then realized how bad a movie it was and it has forever clouded my original enjoyment of it as a kid.
    Sometimes, you have to leave things you liked as a child in the realm of nostalgia, untainted by you adult sensibilities.

  • @HORSESNDOGS9
    @HORSESNDOGS9 6 років тому +234

    Does anyone else miss the "spiders" guy?

  • @vincentdauteuil2318
    @vincentdauteuil2318 8 років тому +225

    I actually loved this movie when I was a kid.

    • @vincentdauteuil2318
      @vincentdauteuil2318 8 років тому +8

      After watching more of the review, I will add that the version I watched was the french dub who sound a lot better.

    • @SadoMessiahLP
      @SadoMessiahLP 8 років тому

      i have a feeling that most dubbed movies (especially the bad ones) sound way better than the original

    • @raidenvakarian9362
      @raidenvakarian9362 8 років тому +2

      Yep, same here. Just replace French dub with Bulgarian dub.

    • @Vladimira92
      @Vladimira92 8 років тому +3

      It may be. Italian version is pretty cool.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 8 років тому

      But what do you really think about this movie, now that you're no longer a little kid anymore?!

  • @mandyhilliker5508
    @mandyhilliker5508 Рік тому +23

    15:34 I died laughing at critic's Gary Oldman impression 😂😂😂

  • @Fluffkitscripts
    @Fluffkitscripts 3 роки тому +16

    To be fair, “Beauty and the beast but Belle is a knight” isn’t exactly unappealing in concept

  • @FrogiMen13
    @FrogiMen13 7 років тому +155

    OH MY GOD, "do I feel clucky" This was literally the most cringy and simply THE WORST line I have EVER witnessed in any movie ever made xD it was SO BAD!

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 7 років тому +10

      FrogiMen13 I have to say that is one of the worst film lines referencing to a popular film ever.

    • @rithrius5384
      @rithrius5384 5 років тому

      This was Sinbad levels of bad.

    • @DigiDestined13
      @DigiDestined13 5 років тому +2

      What's worse is they couldn't even get the reference right! No one on the writing team for that movie knew what a fucking pronoun was!

    • @silveryote1
      @silveryote1 3 роки тому

      "helloooo, double chili CAT burger with onions and pickles"

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 5 років тому +84

    "The Ogre's Butt!" Best line in the whole f***ing movie! Also, jinx to NC for that scene: "Camelot! (It's only a model.)"

  • @marakarthegreat
    @marakarthegreat 5 років тому +182

    On second thought, let's not watch Quest for Camelot. It is a silly movie.

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 3 роки тому +13

      I love how Monty Python and the Holy Grail took the story a bit more seriously. An extra reason to love it

  • @tsulee7876
    @tsulee7876 5 років тому +36

    So, when did the Nostalgia critic become the Fallout version of Katsuki Bakugo?

  • @echoki
    @echoki 8 років тому +628

    #GuiltyPleasureMovie
    Hes right its a bad movie, but i can't help it. I like the movie.

    • @dysgraphicscribe9749
      @dysgraphicscribe9749 8 років тому +11

      Agreed

    • @echoki
      @echoki 8 років тому +14

      Sam Dotson
      yay a fellow Quest for Camelot lover. very few in numbers.

    • @Unihuahua
      @Unihuahua 8 років тому +14

      Ah I feel the same! He brings up valid points why it's not that great of a movie but I always liked it lol

    • @echoki
      @echoki 8 років тому +11

      Unihuahua
      i guess i just always looked deeper into it and applied my own head-cannons to it. so for me everything makes sense cuz MAGIC. lol

    • @echoki
      @echoki 8 років тому +2

      woooudo
      I know right! :D I'm so happy so many people like this movie like i do.

  • @TheRachaelLefler
    @TheRachaelLefler 8 років тому +64

    My theory is that "I want" songs correlate with the action of feeding animals on a farm because of Fiddler on the Roof.

    • @TheRachaelLefler
      @TheRachaelLefler 8 років тому +30

      It's a way of underscoring the humble origins of the hero or heroine too.

  • @captaincrunch784
    @captaincrunch784 4 роки тому +17

    "We're the reason cousins shouldn't marry" Devon and Cornwall the dragon(s) LOL

  • @rileywilliams9799
    @rileywilliams9799 5 років тому +34

    "A Rockbiter."
    "A ROCKBITER?!!"
    "A Rockbiter..."

  • @josephjohnson8212
    @josephjohnson8212 8 років тому +156

    Gotta say you're wrong about "The Prayer" scene. The lyrics "I pray she'll be alright...lead her to a place where she'll be safe" actually work perfectly for someone running away. The fervent, beautiful prayer contrasted with the very evil it cries against is an awesome concept. Of course, ax-chickens and weird denizens kinda ruin the moment.

    • @heatherjasper97
      @heatherjasper97 7 років тому +14

      I felt the song worked perfectly for that scene as well.

    • @Nickle_King
      @Nickle_King 7 років тому +33

      Joseph Johnson The words made sense. The music doesn't. In fact, if it was just the mother praying over the chase, it probably would have been better.

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 7 років тому +4

      Nick K Much, much better.

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 7 років тому +24

      Here's the thing - if they'd FOCUSED on the mother it would have been fine; but they DIDN'T. She was there for - what? A minute? At best? Then they had all this action shit and screaming running away shit stolen RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF SNOW WHITE... god... this movie...

    • @HORSESNDOGS9
      @HORSESNDOGS9 6 років тому +11

      I think the song would have worked well enough if they used more frightening bad guys chasing her and cut out all the noise, leaving us with a more dramatic moment

  • @aii5748
    @aii5748 6 років тому +187

    I really liked this movie when I was small because the main character was pretty, her love interest was cool -- I thought he was a unique character & he's really *the only* interesting thing in this movie, and I liked one song -- just one single song. *Everything else in this movie sucked* which kept me from loving it. *The blind guy should've been the main character.* The movie would be far more interesting that way. Seeing how he copes with life and triumphs over battles and challenges using his wits. To me, the few scenes where he fought and traversed while blind is what made the movie memorable.

    • @quasi8180
      @quasi8180 Рік тому +3

      Yup Garret was the best thing about this movie

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 5 років тому +65

    This is still one of my favorite NC reviews. This movie was a complete mess and a painful attempt to imitate Disney instead of successfully challenging it like Prince of Egypt and Anastasia did.

    • @sandrawatson5404
      @sandrawatson5404 3 роки тому +9

      the only reason it was was a mess because that the movie was about to be a pg - 13 movie but then warner bros made it a disneyfy film.

  • @Jimmy-xe5jd
    @Jimmy-xe5jd 5 років тому +30

    Me: Nostalgia Critic! stop! You need to know this! It’s important! If you’re going to save the world you need to know this!
    Critic: What?
    Me: SpIdErS!!!

  • @nicolaheekin1915
    @nicolaheekin1915 7 років тому +175

    oh my god, singing *is* the most diabolical thing he could do, it's _AWFUL_

  • @metallord6960
    @metallord6960 6 років тому +194

    'hello hot character trait" what is a damsel anyway goodbye hot character trait"

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 6 років тому +22

      Wa wa waaaa

    • @tylerfish2701
      @tylerfish2701 5 років тому +4

      So that's where Bobsheaux got that from.

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 4 роки тому +4

      I ship Kayley with a girl. ; )

  • @lunabell420
    @lunabell420 4 роки тому +19

    Critic, thank you so much for everything you do. I have major depressive Disorder, and every time I spiral into sadness and feel suicidal, your videos make me laugh and feel genuine warmth for you, Tamara, and the rest of your amazing crew! You bring a smile to my face and joy to my heart in the darkest of times. Thank you. Please never stop doing what you're doing, you truly save lives even outside of your wonderful charity work. I love all of you.

  • @Smoothy4doctor26
    @Smoothy4doctor26 3 роки тому +11

    “Juuust eeexxPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!” 😂

  • @tupandactylushours6928
    @tupandactylushours6928 6 років тому +307

    the only part of this movie I enjoyed was the griffin. His design was badass

    • @captaincrunch784
      @captaincrunch784 4 роки тому +11

      His voice was AWESOME

    • @captaincrunch784
      @captaincrunch784 4 роки тому +10

      He had a monocle!!!!!

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah he/she was pretty badass. I also liked the idea of a spell that combines living things with weapons, that could lead to some Cronenberg-like body horror if used effectively.

    • @arlwithac9285
      @arlwithac9285 3 роки тому +1

      Precisely.

    • @zackrules4797
      @zackrules4797 2 роки тому +2

      @@rogue7723 It's a he because he's voiced by Bronson Pinchot.

  • @UsrNmTkn
    @UsrNmTkn 8 років тому +125

    I love this movie and I'm not ashamed!

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 5 років тому +15

    I keep forgetting how high-pitched Gary Oldman's voice can get, it always catches me off guard

  • @Stinkfly3
    @Stinkfly3 5 років тому +26

    Here’s an explanation: magic.

  • @Cross99obx
    @Cross99obx 8 років тому +151

    ah that Sin City scene with that music is pretty fucked up actually.

    • @davidserna1420
      @davidserna1420 8 років тому +3

      yeah i mean how would u like it if in the 2k7 TMNT movie they played that song when the turtles start fighting the stone generals?

    • @kristopherm6344
      @kristopherm6344 8 років тому +10

      I was just thinking the same thing. I was like, "HE'S DEAD ALREADY JESUS CHRIST STOP PUNCHING HIS FACE DEEPER INTO THE CONCRETE"

    • @magnos_decimus
      @magnos_decimus 8 років тому +7

      that song actually works during that scene in a weird way

    • @SpecAgentChris1
      @SpecAgentChris1 8 років тому +5

      +Meta Melcan I was thinking the same thing. In some really strange and fucked up way, it works

    • @afoxinaviators4105
      @afoxinaviators4105 8 років тому

      That whole scene is just f'ed up, actually.

  • @NerdyNeutron
    @NerdyNeutron 6 років тому +56

    Calm down Griffin your scaring the little girl!
    "SCARING THE LITTLE GiRL!"

  • @davidstone281
    @davidstone281 3 роки тому +16

    This movie is actually a guilty pleasure for me and my family. We all know it's bad. We just love to watch and make fun of it every now and then.

  • @johnnymoon
    @johnnymoon 2 роки тому +5

    I made the mistake of taking a drink right before he shot Mary Poppins. I don’t think I’ve ever actually had a drink spray out my nose.

  • @KazukiSendoh
    @KazukiSendoh 8 років тому +103

    Wait.... wait. When everyone gets healed it shows the dragons split up... but then they are back together again like 10 seconds later when they're standing around with the sword in the stone. Whaaaaaat the fuck happened there?
    Does someone care to... explaaaain?

    • @Senjuina77
      @Senjuina77 8 років тому +44

      Over the course of the movie, the dragons learned the lesson that being together has its advantages over being on their own (what they're hoping for in the beginning). When Excalibur works it's magic, it lasts long enough to grant them their initial wish but then also to change their minds and put themselves together again.

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 8 років тому +6

      This movie never explains anything, why the hell should it start now?!

    • @kreutonne3743
      @kreutonne3743 8 років тому +5

      +Senjuina Müller wow that was overly complicated

    • @BirbicusButticus
      @BirbicusButticus 7 років тому +37

      Explained simply; during the scenes of the transformations; they split. They then jumped towards each other and merged again, because they like being together. *shrug*

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 6 років тому +1

      It's explained pretty quickly in the movie actually.

  • @xGothRoseX
    @xGothRoseX 8 років тому +183

    I'm pretty sure someone mentioned this in the original review, but one of the people who worked on this movie was Lauren Faust, the creator of MLP: Friendship is Magic. She's not very proud of this project, she said it was supposed to be darker and not a musical, but the executives wanted something akin to the popular Disney films, thus giving birth to this piece of shit.

    • @EyreAffair
      @EyreAffair 7 років тому +29

      Mai Aimaia Ah, yes. Executive meddling at its finest (or, should I say, lowest).

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 6 років тому +8

      An executive's job is to know what the audience wants and shot down they think will fail and approve idea's that they believe will be a success. They are basically idea reviewers.
      A lot of time they actually DO do their job but it's hard to know they are. The only way you know is when a director has a hit with a movie that had lots of executive meddling but movies he has full control over suck.
      George Lucas, Tim Burton, Zack Synider.

    • @The_GhostWind
      @The_GhostWind 6 років тому +3

      Mai Aimaia CURSE YOU 90’S MIDDLING EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS!

    • @ianr.navahuber2195
      @ianr.navahuber2195 6 років тому +6

      that explains why it looks like a mess. i think they animated half of the dark elements, thycut the explanations, and they put the musicals

    • @Poever
      @Poever 6 років тому +7

      shadowspider9 clearly these executives were wrong that audiences wanted carbon copycat Disney wannabes. Then a decade later, we got Dreamworks wannabes. Now, probably Illumination wannabes.

  • @modernvictorian1174
    @modernvictorian1174 5 років тому +8

    The movie, though near and dear to me, absolutely has its issues, but the part where Garret decides to stay in the forest because he’s afraid that how she sees him would change just yanks the heart strings every time.

  • @phosphoros60
    @phosphoros60 3 роки тому +10

    "No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

  • @Dinoman-ff1wc
    @Dinoman-ff1wc 7 років тому +44

    They did explain why the forest did what it did. It's a magic forest.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 років тому +1

      Richard Dale Nickell That Fuckup was addressed a long time ago.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 5 років тому

      well, for one, the sketch had an important mission, even if it was too much: The movie asks you to take for granted many things, too much (the last twist, for example, doesn't make the least bit of sense. If Excalibur destroyed its wielder if they were of less-than-pure heart, you'd think a round table knight would be knowledgeable of that...)
      And another thing: He is perfectly conscious that a movie can not be 100% transparent on his universe and still be good, as represented by the last sketch, with Mary Poppins: A movie that never, ever explains anything, but he really likes it.

  • @Morganlafayy
    @Morganlafayy 6 років тому +263

    I will always love this movie, it might be crap to everyone but it's close to my heart.. I love the songs and the characters, to me this movie never gets old.. One of my favorites, yeah it sucks to everyone, but I love it regardless

    • @dododakowski2813
      @dododakowski2813 5 років тому +11

      I can see your apeall to it.
      It's animation is pleasing
      And it's dark undertone is Disneyuntypical.
      And I surprisingly remember some scenes

    • @gabriellagonzalez9577
      @gabriellagonzalez9577 5 років тому +11

      I agree. I *loved* this movie.

    • @loganfrandrup6590
      @loganfrandrup6590 5 років тому +1

      Agreed, this was one of my first moves.

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 5 років тому +3

      I love this movie,and only saw it for the first time in 2017,loving it since because of the soundtrack!

    • @bellametallica
      @bellametallica 4 роки тому +2

      Hey, to each their own.

  • @vigorthecharacter4396
    @vigorthecharacter4396 4 роки тому +12

    here is the EXPLAIN! list.
    04:56
    06:31
    10:34
    14:10
    18:10
    19:11
    you're welcome

  • @coolperson962
    @coolperson962 5 років тому +13

    2:00 Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl...and Steven!

  • @dorothyb4468
    @dorothyb4468 7 років тому +109

    Celine Dion actually sang that song in the movie. LOL

    • @juju_426
      @juju_426 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget Josh Groban and Andrea Bocelli.

  • @rexr9925
    @rexr9925 7 років тому +73

    I think the "ACME" placement just references Looney Tunes. Critic said Quest was a WB production, and WB did those LT cartoons, so this is just a nod to that. Anyone familiar with Acme (especially Wile E. Coyote) is gonna understand that.

    • @FlynnRider4
      @FlynnRider4 7 років тому +14

      Rex R
      Exactly. Not hard to figure out. Did it fit well? No, but it is clearly an in-joke.

    • @cheyenneeasterling4556
      @cheyenneeasterling4556 Рік тому

      And Marvin.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 5 років тому +18

    For a self-proclaimed artist, he sure struggles with gleaning information from a visual medium.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 років тому +11

    18:25 Nostalgia Critic's Final Smash.