goblin: her outfit probably cost more than the sales made that day. calm down. also goblin: i wore my gucci belt, tommy hilfiger sweater, and jordans to the job interview
You gotta live in the moment for shit like this imo, if you're gonna do it--do it. And if anyone here who reads this needs an actually reliable source for psychedelics or just about anything else lmk. Hit me up on snapchat: insomniacorpus (Or get "Wicker Me" if you don't have snap) My Wicker me: falsy
were just gonna ignore the smoke stream while he was also drunk yesterday and pretty sure hes at least tripped on stream as well clearly hes at least done some of the stuff hes talked about
Imagine chilling on ur phone like nothing's going on and in someone else's lsd ridden brain all they are thinking about is the warping of ur pupils that they are seeing
Yea, I now have a whole years worth of experience with the drug. I’ve seen the good the bad and the ugly with acid. And I guess listening to his story’s make me feel better as a person (I feel like a better person simply for being more responsible than he is during my acid trips) because the way he tells it seem genuine enough to believe. The way he describes it reminds me a lot all my experiences with the drug. Good trip turning into a bad trip. I’ve been there too. (Edits were to fix grammatical errors)
Good shit, just got my lil personal zip dropped off and I'm feeling good. Sidenote tho, if anyone here who reads this needs an actually reliable source for psychedelics or just about anything else lmk. Hit me up on snapchat: insomniacorpus (Or get "Wicker Me" if you don't have snap) My Wicker me: falsy Peace
I just started watching this guy videos a couple days ago and I can't stop watching them lol, also got to love the name on the videos it just make me laugh so hard!
Psychedelics definitely have potential to deal with health issues like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them but it's just hard to source out here.
And this is how I lost my job, I forgot I had work the next day and I worked part time so the days on my schedule were different every week which was annoying asf. I took a couple tabs at around 8 guessing I didn’t have work which was stupid and my trip lasted for a good 14 hours so at around 8 in the morning I get a call from my work and they asked me why I wasn’t in today and for some dumbass reason started laughing like extremely hard and they just told me not to come back
Originally thought this guy was just telling some Lame stories about smoking but after tricking me into watching 100 other videos I’ve realized this dude really just sends it in life lol
I went to a McDonald’s interview on klonopin and I was pretty high since I just smoked with the plug. Stumbled in and started asking about my interview, all the workers were arguing to the point the manager called a staff meeting in the middle of the fucking McDonalds. I was not trying to be a part of that shit show so I just walked out.
I saw the title and it cut out at the J and I said to myself no way this man did it before a job interview and well I wouldn't expect anything less hahaha
A guy that I knew passed out at a party. While he was asleep a "friend" of his dropped a square of 'cid into his mouth. When he woke up in the morning he had no idea what was going on. To make matters worse he had to report to his Probation Officer! The dude was so out of it he actually reported to his PO! It was only a few days later that his friend told him what he did. They still remained friends.
wait so you looked up the place you were having an interview at the day before knowing you had that interview, but you forgot and dropped two tabs of acid? LOL too funny
Hit the quan.
Goblin I eat ass
daddy
3rd lul
ya yeet
No cap
goblin: her outfit probably cost more than the sales made that day. calm down.
also goblin: i wore my gucci belt, tommy hilfiger sweater, and jordans to the job interview
bruh 💀💀💀💀
Lmaooo
Hhhuuu😅😅😅😅
Hihihoihhiohihiih
I know a friend who went to a Tbell interview on LSD, he got the job.
Believable as fuck taco bell be understaffed as fuck you could probably tell your interviewer you're tripping and still get the job...
AssNasty Truth
Taco Bell’s near my area hire at 14. They really don’t have great standards
My buddy showed up to his TB shift 8 hours into a trip
Every time I go to taco at least 1 or 2 workers are high
Bro, you handle acid the same way I do. Everyone plans that shit so meticulously with huge events, then there's me: popping tabs and doing my laundry
I dropped 3 tabs, thought they didn’t work smoked some weed. Thought I died and went to heaven
I dont plan shit besides for high doses I get nice and comfy
David T same exact story right here
outlaws9295 lmao same. Like if I’m bored I’ll just take sum tabs for like dude. I’ll just eat them like candy lmao
You gotta live in the moment for shit like this imo, if you're gonna do it--do it. And if anyone here who reads this needs an actually reliable source for psychedelics or just about anything else lmk.
Hit me up on snapchat: insomniacorpus
(Or get "Wicker Me" if you don't have snap)
My Wicker me: falsy
You know it's a good story when goblin explains the old Uber trick
Almost every old story
Goblin is going to be that grandpa with some rowdy ass stories.
fake ass stories this kid is a clown
Finessefiend, what?
Billy Bob all his stories are fake as fuck lmfao goblin is a virgin
@@Starscream8896 even if it is its still enjoyable
were just gonna ignore the smoke stream while he was also drunk yesterday and pretty sure hes at least tripped on stream as well clearly hes at least done some of the stuff hes talked about
The LSD was a guide to keep Goblin away from a terrible cubicle job
😂
My guy still had some of his slur from the day drinking stream yesterday, mans a champion bustin out a story time afterwards
The one with Gucci belt and Jordan’s: “she’s overdressed”
Imagine chilling on ur phone like nothing's going on and in someone else's lsd ridden brain all they are thinking about is the warping of ur pupils that they are seeing
goblin: “ i wasn’t paying for uber but i had a gucci belt “ 💀
I worked a gas station late night shift while tripping. Shit was terrifying 😂
this is the plot to the regular show pilot lmfaooo
Love how almost every acid story has goblin staring some poor woman down
“Like guiding a special needs kid through a calculus course” 😂
“The patterns were scaring me” I just pictured a grower man being scared of a button down
Goblin has the best acid stories on UA-cam
Yea, I now have a whole years worth of experience with the drug. I’ve seen the good the bad and the ugly with acid. And I guess listening to his story’s make me feel better as a person (I feel like a better person simply for being more responsible than he is during my acid trips) because the way he tells it seem genuine enough to believe. The way he describes it reminds me a lot all my experiences with the drug. Good trip turning into a bad trip. I’ve been there too. (Edits were to fix grammatical errors)
FirePackOnly420 where P no at??
Rosinlife87 the ugly corner
FirePackOnly420 🤣🤣🤣
I like ur pic of blackmarket bs pot. I know u arent smart bc either a you think it's real or b you want others to think it's real.
Goblin been educating us since our youthful stoner days
Love how u uploaded right after I just got done smoking a joint.
In quarantine and I just copped a Q
ooooo lucky, my plug has fucking corona
Paul Weber \\ wOAH yOUR pLuG hAS aLcOHoL??1?!!1
David Sundt ?? when did i say that, he has coke molly acid weed shrooms and k
Good shit, just got my lil personal zip dropped off and I'm feeling good. Sidenote tho, if anyone here who reads this needs an actually reliable source for psychedelics or just about anything else lmk.
Hit me up on snapchat: insomniacorpus
(Or get "Wicker Me" if you don't have snap)
My Wicker me: falsy
Peace
@@Brooklyn-pr6sr do you mean seller?
“Ok Goblin it’s time for your job interview!”
Goblin- “OoPs I aCcIdEnTaLlY dRoPpEd AcId”
This reminds me of when I was tripping on 300ug at breakfast with my girlfriends parents.
@Ryan M because loser thats why
Legend
@Ryan M boredom the night before, and I kind of forgot I had scheduled the breakfast
@@cameronsarrett1606 took 3 before school before🤣
I had presentations and a test in math
4:31 "even with job interviews, things as *small* as that"
10 407 😂
*accidentally takes out a tab and puts it on tounge* "oops I accidentally took acid"
if i had a dollar for everytkme i’d heard goblin explain the ol uber finesse i’d be atleast 30$ richer
Bruh, the fucking rage quit halfway through had me dead
"piece of fucking shit game"
bro am trippin balls rn n its like u made this in perfect timing
I love you man
Junkie
Frigin drug junkie rat 🐀
Asshole Destroyer420 how does acid make someone a junkie tho
@@gggiven3426 much love brother
literally one of your best storytimes
Broo😂i saw the title and was like"ay this bouta be a hoot"
Peep 🤘🏽
absolute hoot and a holler
lmao there is absolutely no way this is real that’s not how acid works
I accidentally snorted some ketamine 19 seconds before I had to talk to the president
Next episode: “taking a tab before meeting step sister”
“What ya up to step sis?”
I just started watching this guy videos a couple days ago and I can't stop watching them lol, also got to love the name on the videos it just make me laugh so hard!
We just gonna ignore this man raging at golf🤣 love you bro haha
Psychedelics are just an amazing discovery. It's quite fascinating how effective they are for depression and stress..saved my life.
Psychedelics definitely have potential to deal with health issues like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them but it's just hard to source out here.
He often interacts on insta, using the user below..
Ted_winston21
yeah mate... @ted_winston21
Remember to refer him after working with him.
19:52 when your crush texts you “your cute “
And this is how I lost my job, I forgot I had work the next day and I worked part time so the days on my schedule were different every week which was annoying asf. I took a couple tabs at around 8 guessing I didn’t have work which was stupid and my trip lasted for a good 14 hours so at around 8 in the morning I get a call from my work and they asked me why I wasn’t in today and for some dumbass reason started laughing like extremely hard and they just told me not to come back
Lol hahah
13:20 I thought you were about to say “there was only one thing giving colour to this office; my pink Gucci belt”
Originally thought this guy was just telling some
Lame stories about smoking but after tricking me into watching 100 other videos I’ve realized this dude really just sends it in life lol
13:52 "Pieced of fucking shit game" 😭😭😭😂 Lmaooo
Classic as usual 🔥Big up from ireland 🇮🇪🇮🇪
Yo, one of your best videos here! Good work.
This video was so awesome goblin I listen to your vids in the shower and you always make me take hour long showers
Water bill must be insane
That makes me wanna play that golf game and I’m high asf😂😳
the golf is so entertaining lol
It's called Tower Unite
@@colin689 bro i was looking for the name of it thank you lm,ao
My man raging at the golf game half way through 😂 legend
I’ve bin watching you’re videos before bed for like three years now man I fucking dig ya keep up the good work !
I went to a McDonald’s interview on klonopin and I was pretty high since I just smoked with the plug. Stumbled in and started asking about my interview, all the workers were arguing to the point the manager called a staff meeting in the middle of the fucking McDonalds. I was not trying to be a part of that shit show so I just walked out.
This man said I would celebrate by slamming a few tabs on my tongue 😂😂
One of the best goblin stories of all time lmaoo
13:50 my man typed "piece of fucking shit game" and left LMAOO
I’ve been watching your videos for a couple years their funny and all in all they are just a hoot in a hollar
Your grammar pisses me off.
saw the title and had to click right away. haven't even pressed play but i already know this is a certified hoot and a holler.
is it bad that not only am i enjoying the story, but i am also enjoying the gameplay lmao
This guys life is so crazy you almost cant believe it
Mann nelk is the only other UA-cam channel to make me laugh this hard I love you goblin 😂
Haven't seen one of your vids since dxm @ school, glad to see the consistent dank thumbnails and content. S/o to the algorithm
bro i tripped last night and it’s so funny hearing your story i couldn’t imagine doing an interview 😂
first 20 min goblin video in 5 months i think yes
One of your best videos yet, or it’s just cause I’m high af right now gaga
Haha^*+
It’s not a true goblin video without him mentioning the good old uber finesse 😭
LMFAO "I'm so sorry for your loss" 💀
Cant stop laughing at the high pitched heehee at the end lmao
Bro I knew you were gonna say you can only think about the dog dying😂
This is going to be legendary
16:36 I hate questions like this. Idk what you want me to do, that's why you're supposed to train me and tell me and I'll do it
Goblin was out here peddling pet loot boxes 🤣
bro, you literally could have just chewed up a benzo and been fine
But having good stories probably makes him more bread than that job would have.
@@lukearnoldinstrumentals no
@@ixizi4529 uhh you do realize he gets paid for video monetization yeah? And he relies on good stories for videos. Soooo.... Yes, actually. Dumb ass
@@lukearnoldinstrumentals no, one good story would not make him more money then that job would've, dumbass
@@ixizi4529 if he thought that way throughout life he would have no good stories.
nobody :
absolutely no one :
goblin : Accidentally joined a cult
If Goblin calls me with drug seizure insurance I’m buying the ultimate bundle
I love that the age restriction doesn’t affect me
I'm literally crying!🤣 I cant breathe! This was way funny!
Loved the weed rating vid. Keep it up man!!!
Ive done this and ended up being the best interview of my life. 😂😂💯
Love you goblin keep up the great vids
Lat time i was this early the title was "untitled"
Oh wait wrong youtuber
tonydafuck lu n a
@@zootedslavin6604 yeah
Man those golf videos hit fr!!!
goblin i fucking love u i listen to you when high sober wtv i love your stories keep up the good work
this gameplay is absolutely gripping
“Tell them I’m very sorry for their loss” bro what 🤣🤣🤣
I saw the title and it cut out at the J and I said to myself no way this man did it before a job interview and well I wouldn't expect anything less hahaha
When you said pink gucci belt and Jordan’s I fucking died
@19:50 that “hehe” was just perfect 😂😂😂
You neeeeeeed to hire someone to make animations for your videos!!! That would do so dope
Second
A guy that I knew passed out at a party. While he was asleep a "friend" of his dropped a square of 'cid into his mouth. When he woke up in the morning he had no idea what was going on. To make matters worse he had to report to his Probation Officer! The dude was so out of it he actually reported to his PO! It was only a few days later that his friend told him what he did. They still remained friends.
Your the only dude I know who would have a story for this lmao. Stay Gucci
“I’m sorry for your loss “ bruh you was on another planet 😂
there are no accidents- master ougway
watching this while trippin while you got an interview at MCDONALDS in the AM
1:05 bro that was a really unlucky bounce.
Goblin really in fear in Loathing lmao
Sick ass foo goblin, says he doesn't plan anything, and then a minute later talks about how he is when he plans things 😂
I’m so glad you did that uber hack too I’ve never heard of anyone else doing it 😂
I ate 25 gel tabs 2 nights ago and I’m still geeked
How r u now? 😂
Bro at that point you are geeking forever bro
wait so you looked up the place you were having an interview at the day before knowing you had that interview, but you forgot and dropped two tabs of acid? LOL too funny
You need to upload more over quarantine homie keep us entertained
Please do daily uploads to help me stay sane during lock down
goblin making a 20 min video so he can put 97 ads in it:
Love you Gobby
This feels like a 2016 video 🥰
Who else was laughing there ass off at the 9:00 section lmaoo
i saw the title of the video and i was like, how tf-
This was more of a hoot than a holier but nether the less it was a banger
I have a job interview today, I always come back and watch this video bc if Gob can do it on acid I have nothing to worry about lol