dsfbsbdf pffxgssdfg English culture is so lame listening to trash boring music sitting around in a shitty block or going in the rain keeping an angry face and starting pointless beefs 24/7
I used to work as a host Applebee’s and took about 6 points of molly doing lines in the bathroom every 20 minutes and by the end of it I lost my ability to talk but let’s just say this was the best day at work I ever had :D
him n yola should hook up w an animator n do a series called storytime animated, it would be double the fanbase, double the stories and probably double the views haha wud b dope
Love how every now and again, once every maybe 20 videos Goblin will just throw out a random hydration check. As someone who regularly forgets to eat or drink enough water it is greatly appreciated.
Work homies are like school homies. Once its over, its hard as hell to relate anymore. I remember I would do a legit impression of a boss we had. Basically everyone I worked with at this one place was like "Do the impression of (insert boss's name here)"...it was so much fun but insanely un-relatable once you realize only 20 ppl at work know this boss lol it died once I quit that job lol
After you described the sweat , teeth clenching, and wide eyes and said “Picture that guy selling your mother or father a bathroom” I laughed so hard 😂 awesome video
Goblin running up those stairs at 2:02 made me feel so fucking uncomfortable. Idk why but it just made me feel trapped in some sort of nightmare. Not running from something but just that something isn´t right.
My friend has done molly at work twice now, he’s had good experiences each time. He works cashier for fast food service, and says it isn’t an issue besides being super high.
@youlasty you said youve never taken pills yourself too 😂😂 trust me ive taken alot of pills with mdma, pma, speed, and even some with 2cb in them. You feel the difference
@youlasty bruh u never even took molly you have no idea what ur talking about 😂😂 u prob read some shit online or had a friend tell you this bullshit. Dont believe everything people tell you
@@yeetyeetyeet1967 however he is right abusing any psych will make a huge imbalance of the chemicals in your brain if i remember molly correctly molly if taken in high doses often can damage your seratonin receptors making it feel as if your a insominiac and can lead to many other life long problems just look at jerry garcia the lead in grateful dead you cant tell me they dont do shit to you when the made a middle aged mans body fail on him granted it was many substances but its well known psychs were his go to choice
different parts of the uk have different names for ectcy so In liverpool we call it (and most other pills) Gary's so we normally have to ask what type n they will say whatever it is
I took MDMA at work once when I worked on a construction site, yeah that proved to be quite bad as i get real forgetful and I'll be told to do something and forget like 5 seconds later and it probably wasn't good for my heart
whitenoise What are you talking about? The original post compared the two channels, saying that one was fake. My comment said that both channels are fake.
My first time taking shrooms was at work haha I ate an 8th at lunch one day haha It was the funnest scariest day of work I've ever had. I had never done it so didn't know what to expect. There was a love song that was playing and all of a sudden I'm getting choked up like I'm gonna cry....I'm like wtf is wrong with me...take a step back from my work and realize it's kicked in haha didn't want to be alone so I went and found a Coworker buddy to talk to for a few mins to calm me down. Did. Not. Work. As I was talking to him his beard started sliding down his face haha I found my row and hid for the rest of the day....
Gabby Carruth anytime you ever have the feeling that your the only one that’s probably time to realize you aren’t ever gonna be the only one unless you alone in the woods and you can truly see you are alone
wet_water when you can find the drugs you need or like to do you don’t usually go around needing plugs from others even if it’s good. Me for instance if I was with Trevor I would have started grabbing off of his plug or him (if he gave good deals)
Yeah of course you would say that “or rob him”, if you’ve ever been the one doing the robbing I hope your ass gets beat hard, I’ve been the plug that’s had to put a knife to your throat, I’ve been the guy who had to nearly kill someone who was trying to rob me and guess what we’ll put the fear of god in you before we let you get a bag. Sorry I’m taking these words personal but when people think they can rob the plug is when everyone deserve contact w my brass knuckles. I don’t think like that and I hate people that even do in the first place. I call them pussy thoughts
Dr.Dylan`s game Illinois same as this man goblin But not in chicago this man lives in the naperville suburbs which is legit the nicest place to b here😂
hey.
yo
Daddy
Hey
Howdy
Sup
the “a banger if you will” does something to my soul
Dont like this comment its at 69
It make me nut
His terminology makes me so happy
Legitmitely turns a bad trip into a good one
Almost as good as “a hoot and a holler”
I’m a waiter and I went to work on coke and molly and I was so zoned in and so social I made $140 in tips
Carter Keas I’ve had some waiters that were crazy enthusiastic and social, I wonder if they were zooted 😂
Carter Keas how does the combo feel? I never did them together
Peafowl it’s a great combo I highly recommend I did that combo plus shrooms once (not at work lol) and it was fucking amazing
Yung T Esche lol hopefully
@@peafowl7567 is a good combo but you just need to be sure you don't overdo them to be safe
Hi I’m 9 years old, and you inspired me to candy flip 500ug and 200mg of molly in 4th grade and that shit was wild, thx bro
🤣🤣
I really hope thats not true
@@oscarkryerberg9297 Do I look like a 9 year old?
@@JuanLopez-ss3mz no but could be using your older brothers account. But yeah now I think about it, it was just a well thought out joke
@@JuanLopez-ss3mz kinda
"This is a story from 2017"
Thats how you know its finna be a fire goblin video
Good to see you mr Montana
"lets dive right into it" yes i know we boutta have a hoot
And a holler
Maybe even a banger
If you will
And a holler xd
When you see what goblin looks like you'll have a hard time believing hes done all this shit lmao
I thought the exact same thing lmao. Did not expect him to look like he does when i just started following him
@@ChristianJPronk yeah
I swear just listening to someone without knowing what they look like makes the story’s better
he sounds how luna looks
Reddhitech on god
America: Flat = ecstasy
Britain: Flat = apartment
Jack Mallett i read your name in a british accent
@@stapledcranium3122 shut the fuck acting like ye some roadman lad come to liver ye scruff n see what appens
dsfbsbdf pffxgssdfg English culture is so lame listening to trash boring music sitting around in a shitty block or going in the rain keeping an angry face and starting pointless beefs 24/7
@@doperat9630 trust me we dont talk like he's just a dickhead who thinks he's a roadman google scouse accent that's how real lads talk
@@doperat9630 lmao America has wayy less culture what guns and freedom (even tho we made the first official recognised government)
Already know it’s gonna be a Hoot and a holler of a vid even before I’ve watched
already knew it was a hoot and a holler as I was coming out me mars fanny
Will Holden a true banger if you will
Will Holden every vid is tho
Big mama deadly hoot
Arent they always?
I used to work as a host Applebee’s and took about 6 points of molly doing lines in the bathroom every 20 minutes and by the end of it I lost my ability to talk but let’s just say this was the best day at work I ever had :D
Russel Golovatyy fuckin shut the fuck up Russel
shut the fuck up Russel
Russel Golovatyy shut the fuck up Russel
Shut the fuck up Russel
Fuck up russel
“A true banger if you will” you know it’s gonna be a good video 😂
We call them beans or pingers mostly.
caps
roll = ping (uk)
Aussie or kiwi?
Arama Mikaere England
Pingers are pills in aus, caps are md in a capsule, not hard sons
I think adding animation to some of these stories would do wonders A hoot and a holler once again my guy
him n yola should hook up w an animator n do a series called storytime animated, it would be double the fanbase, double the stories and probably double the views haha
wud b dope
@@CJ_YT. agree bro that would be so fucking great
I’m on it
I think about this constantly, if i was artistically inclined id be doin it myself bois
Sounds like a productive work habbit
Austin Halcion someone doesn’t understand sarcasm
Haha
Back in my home country Scotland “flats” are known as breakfast
where u from
SirJarry sounds about right
Naw they are called eccies or ectos
eccie
yung kv Glasgow
Am I the only one that chugged my water bottle when goblin said let's get hyrdrated?🤣
probably yeah you are trying too hard to be funny rn
@@Gamma-Inc edge lord
Gage Joy edge lord
@@Gamma-Inc edge lord
@@Gamma-Inc edge lord
Just watched this dude walk up 15 sets of stairs
Run.
Love how every now and again, once every maybe 20 videos Goblin will just throw out a random hydration check. As someone who regularly forgets to eat or drink enough water it is greatly appreciated.
Work homies are like school homies. Once its over, its hard as hell to relate anymore. I remember I would do a legit impression of a boss we had. Basically everyone I worked with at this one place was like "Do the impression of (insert boss's name here)"...it was so much fun but insanely un-relatable once you realize only 20 ppl at work know this boss lol it died once I quit that job lol
well fucking obviously
Thank you for helping me with my anxiety attacks. Watching your vids help me.
On a perc 5 and 2 joints rn with some Chick-fil-A and this story is making my day, I'm lightin one for all yall!
Perc 5????
@@Retardino nah there are perc 5s
@@juicearth999 damnn
Perc 5 are you kidding dude a fucking tylenol would hit harder than that 🤣
“And today where coming at you with a hoot and a holler, a true banger if u will.”😂 i love when he say that👍🏽
After you described the sweat , teeth clenching, and wide eyes and said “Picture that guy selling your mother or father a bathroom” I laughed so hard 😂 awesome video
At first i thought all these stories were out of proportion, now that i live them myself i think otherwise.
Ong
I felt that 🥴😂
Facts
Been binge listening to goblin for 3 hours on molly! Dedinitely a hoot n holler
Goblin running up those stairs at 2:02 made me feel so fucking uncomfortable. Idk why but it just made me feel trapped in some sort of nightmare. Not running from something but just that something isn´t right.
U good??
My friend has done molly at work twice now, he’s had good experiences each time. He works cashier for fast food service, and says it isn’t an issue besides being super high.
yea 4 him but not 4 sum1 who hasn't done it be4, stop advocating 4 shit like this
Goblins voice seems like he'd look like a completely different then he does in livestreams
goblin look like call me carson if he was a crackhead 🤣
Just went to taco bell, smoked a J and now got a new upload to watch while I absolutely destroy this damn food high asf. Thx Goblin
Damn im lighting one up for ya
I’m jealous bro
Thats the shit bruh
$crim baby👌
i used to take small pink ones with love hearts on with a arrow going through it, they sound similar effect wise
@youlasty just cuz u got ripped off doesnt mean everyone else did too lmao
@youlasty why did you delete your answers lmao
@youlasty you said youve never taken pills yourself too 😂😂 trust me ive taken alot of pills with mdma, pma, speed, and even some with 2cb in them. You feel the difference
@youlasty bruh u never even took molly you have no idea what ur talking about 😂😂 u prob read some shit online or had a friend tell you this bullshit. Dont believe everything people tell you
@@yeetyeetyeet1967 however he is right abusing any psych will make a huge imbalance of the chemicals in your brain if i remember molly correctly molly if taken in high doses often can damage your seratonin receptors making it feel as if your a insominiac and can lead to many other life long problems just look at jerry garcia the lead in grateful dead you cant tell me they dont do shit to you when the made a middle aged mans body fail on him granted it was many substances but its well known psychs were his go to choice
This guy is the best at telling stories
I was the 1000th like of this video. Seeing it go from 999 to 1k was so satisfying lmao
I could never do that tbh, I would get far too paranoid with the seriousness of the situation.
You can tell he was parched by the change in his voice.
Love this channel! This guy is absolutely raving mad, like who tf takes ecstasy at WORK 🤣 legend x
different parts of the uk have different names for ectcy so In liverpool we call it (and most other pills) Gary's so we normally have to ask what type n they will say whatever it is
We just called it pingers down south
@@charlielunan9266 no one cares aba torrys
U got any Gary's for sale bro?
@@freeninj1369 lmao I wish I havnt rolled in aba 4 months now
we call em pingers in yorkshire
I’m convinced that Goblin is actually me, and my last overdose caused me to jump timelines so now we exist on the same plane.
I took MDMA at work once when I worked on a construction site, yeah that proved to be quite bad as i get real forgetful and I'll be told to do something and forget like 5 seconds later and it probably wasn't good for my heart
30 seconds in and I'm already hooting and hollering
How tf has luna got more subs than this guy his content is all cap😂
DT10901 both of these guys have fake stories
@@kaikoasmith3535 nigga you in the wrong comment section
Luna be like “candy flipping while walking in on my friend fucking my mom gone wrong”
whitenoise What are you talking about? The original post compared the two channels, saying that one was fake. My comment said that both channels are fake.
Kaikoa Smith Exactly, stfu put some respect on tha goat 😤
I use to watch ur videos 24/7 when I worked nights at Walmart they got me through the night still love watching them
8.4 for a hoot but indefinitely a 9.3 holler
No one absolutely no one:
Goblin: "EITHER WAY!"
in the uk we call ecstasy pingers or beans, depends what type of town your from. instead of rolling we call it pinging
Ozdude Holland nah we call it ecto or eccys n we call it rippen or fleein
You know it’s banger when Trevor in the vid bro gotta do EVERY story about Trevor you can.
Whenever Goblin skips the intro you know it’s gonna be a banger
There’s no way this wasn’t at spring hill mall🤣
In c ville?
Goblin: get hydrated rn
Me: ok... *takes sip of four loko*
🤣
"Goblin: Hey everyone! get hydrated right now!!" .the hero we needed.
I’m a simple man. I see a goblin video and I click
Man goblin you would fit in perfectly as a car salesman lol
I saw the oooooohhhooo i wont let you go meme and it reminded me of you so i went to youtube and this is the first vid that turned up
i legit was just about to hydrate myself when you hydrated
My first time taking shrooms was at work haha I ate an 8th at lunch one day haha It was the funnest scariest day of work I've ever had. I had never done it so didn't know what to expect. There was a love song that was playing and all of a sudden I'm getting choked up like I'm gonna cry....I'm like wtf is wrong with me...take a step back from my work and realize it's kicked in haha didn't want to be alone so I went and found a Coworker buddy to talk to for a few mins to calm me down. Did. Not. Work. As I was talking to him his beard started sliding down his face haha I found my row and hid for the rest of the day....
Lately you’ve been the only UA-camr I’m watching
"in the mall rolling balls" sounds like a lit trap song
When goblin tells me to take a hydration break, I listen.
I’ve watched so many of his vids it feels like I’ve been there each time
Good gassss Molly just makes me really happy and talkative asf 😂😂
A 22 minute story time video, what an amazing time
bro works at the smiling friends
I feel like i’m the only female that’s subbed to Goblin😂
female here ;)
Gabby Carruth anytime you ever have the feeling that your the only one that’s probably time to realize you aren’t ever gonna be the only one unless you alone in the woods and you can truly see you are alone
nah haha i'm here with u
I've rewatched this so many times.
Spark the J get goblin notification the universe knows
He never lies about the videos being a banger
“Covid hit different” 💀💀💀💀
I like watching goblin because he makes me feel like less of a degenerate shout out UA-cam for bleessing the feed
In Germany we call them "Teile" (parts)
Oder Dinger
Random Guy oder emma
Ja Mann xD
My favorite drug from my favorite UA-camr, this gonna be a hoot n a holler
if trevor has such good drugs why did u never try to get his plugs?
Goblin has the plugs
wet_water when you can find the drugs you need or like to do you don’t usually go around needing plugs from others even if it’s good. Me for instance if I was with Trevor I would have started grabbing off of his plug or him (if he gave good deals)
because he's talking about trevoer in gta
@@surfinsilver i get that goblin has plugs i just mean its always good to have extra plugs or just to know you have options. or rob him
Yeah of course you would say that “or rob him”, if you’ve ever been the one doing the robbing I hope your ass gets beat hard, I’ve been the plug that’s had to put a knife to your throat, I’ve been the guy who had to nearly kill someone who was trying to rob me and guess what we’ll put the fear of god in you before we let you get a bag. Sorry I’m taking these words personal but when people think they can rob the plug is when everyone deserve contact w my brass knuckles. I don’t think like that and I hate people that even do in the first place. I call them pussy thoughts
Goblin every video “SO…….. either way……”🤣🤣🤣 love it bro
Uk we call them Pingers not flats and instead of saying rolling we say pinged or pinging
Yh or wired
Been watching for a while but just started to comment and watch live stream cuz u a real g
I’m high and I know this is gonna be a hoot and a holler
Bro peaking in the bathroom seems like such a common experience
who tf calls em flats my boy they called them yoppas 🤩🤩💯
ofn !! them yops hittin
where do you live never heard that one before
Dr.Dylan`s game Illinois same as this man goblin But not in chicago this man lives in the naperville suburbs which is legit the nicest place to b here😂
Dude I got stories for days to watch I appreciate you
Trevor is the executive marketing agent for Culver’s now if anyone was wondering.
Wow
Simon Lean The restaurant?
Yung T Esche yes
Also got to be in GTA5 ;)
Bruv start calling them Pingers for real flats just reminds me of council estates😂
Yo much love from México🔥💯🇲🇽
i only came here because the thumbnail was fire keep up the good work bro im proud of you
HE SAID IT HOOT N A HOLLER
brando yes sir
You should hear the cosmetic kiosk stories lmao😂😂 specifically deadsea
first lol also hi goblin
ok white boy
Jmcba fucking prick
Frog/Life S what a bitch lmao
@@prestonaveryblake8977 damn y'all aggressive as fuck
Dude molly at school is the best, geeking the fuck out in class is hilarious for everybody. Especially when I wore a Raw lanyard for 2 years
waste of a roll
More drug dealer sim tonight!?
I’ve always thought about this. I wanna know what it’s like doing it at school lmfao
Man, this man always comes in clutch after a nice blunt 😭
This was my first intro to Gobby!!!
me my homie used to sell oil carts in high school and goblin was an occasional buyer and he would always gas our carts
his homies were pill popping tweakers one of them pissed in the halls like he was in an ally
he was chill to talk with tho
this is why i would get mad af at levin furniture they all cracked out 😂
I love smoking a wood and watching these videos😂
Pretty accurate descriptionof a Molly high 😂 No fear and very sweaty 😂
Yo trevor’s a real one
Goblin bout to have a half mil by the end of quarantine.
In the UK we call them pingers and the term for 'rolling' is wired or pinging
Haha, in the US wired depends who you're talking to, either too much coffee or meth
Concrete Mixer yo my g wys
@@KomradeKlonopin haha one day I hope to go to the United States
Next upload: DOING MOLLY ON THE AEROPLANE
Ayeee
Instant watch instant like one of my favorite youtbers
When you realize he makes up stories as he goes ... and most of them are b.s just for views ...🥺💔
Just goes to show you how many people do Drugs......Shit might be fun. And all at first but keep doing them. And see what happens....Stay Sober y'all
Cap goblin stories are true for real