6 min of bull shit, fuck this shit I'm going back to the church to see who the fuck we came to see. Not two guys stroking each other. Re film this shit with just joey!!!!!
@@Vestige98 I love Joey, but I do think some of his stories are bs. However like you said, his delivery is so hilarious, that it doesn't really matter all that much.
We watched an all Joey clip comp last night. He was on Getting Doug with High and Jesus, I forgot how big he was back then. Glad he got it together. Helps to have healthy friends.
@Pimp Skinny false..he might embellish a lil but I don't see him completely making up a story. For example Panda Express. I'm sure there was some sort of verbal altercation but it prob got diffused b4 any violence. Let Joey be Joey stop tryna blow up his spot!!
" I stopped eating mozzarella sticks when i was 13. If your still eating mozzarella sticks you might as well get a hat with a propeller on it.." - Uncle Joey
@@BetBetBet7 I don't think it comes down to liking Joey or not. It's just a dude trying to be funny. No harm came the man's way. He waved and brushed it right off. You think some guy in the valley who looks like he fought in the Korean War is phased by some guy saying everything is gonna be alright? And you could tell by the way he spotted the man that he at least kinda recognized him.
@memes cure depression Yeah, but some days, you're just not in the mood. Some days , ya just want the main course and not the popcorn shrimp appetizer. You know the kind...Too much breading, not enough shrimp...
That line at 3:00 where Brendan says “why should mix hot ones and this, and then we shit our pants at the end” it’s funnier than any of his stand ups combined.
Some people are funny as a person but can’t do stand up well that’s art ....Joey isn’t great at stand up but as a person to chill with the funniest person
You know you’re about to hear some real shit when Uncle Joey’s voice gets down to a low idle kind of grumble, and he delivers that truth in the loudest whisper you can imagine.
Lol hate is real for this dude..I think it's jealously..He gets on my nerves alot but dude hating on him in comments section is mind boggling.Take that energy and imply it to life tou might get out your mom's house one day
Brendan really driving an automatic and resting his hand on the shifter like he is doing something.... at least fire up those paddle shifters man 🤦🏻♂️
@@yoitsdakid920 maybe in the 80's that was true, but the new technology in these cars are just unbeatable, and much less complex ,these cars switch gears in split seconds, for that reason manuals are being "retired"
@@yoitsdakid920 awwww, seems like you're stuck in the past, I love driving manuals and prefer a manual over an auto anyday, but dont let personal preference get in the way of literal fucking facts bro.
Nice video ..... Great to see you Guys out of the Studio . Wish I could hang with you guys for a workout and Tacos with Joey ..... 🙏❤️🤣👍 Funny as #$#$ GREAT SHOW
A PSA to all you savages: *COME GET A TACO WITH UNCLE JOEY*
First We Feast Sounds Good To Me
Best episode yet!! Loved it
Lol
6 min of bull shit, fuck this shit I'm going back to the church to see who the fuck we came to see. Not two guys stroking each other. Re film this shit with just joey!!!!!
NO THIS IS NOT HOT ONES
Weird seeing Joey in broad daylight. I’m used to seeing him in dimly lit rooms talking shit and taking impossible bong hits
😂ayy facts
Used to seeing him in the murky waters lol
Uncle Joey in the wild
*tremendous bong hit 😂
Yeah he looks like a rotten carcass in the sunlight.
I bet they had to cut a lot of crazy shit Uncle Joey said, but the episode was still TREMENDOUS.
This host is horrendous and Brendan is absolutely flaming
Hahaha 100%
Tin N oh shut your mouth dude. Then why you watching? Take a hike.
@@krisersn3092 Fuck off idiot, the interview was great.
Bunch of mooks
"If u still eating mozzarella sticks might as well get a hat with a propeller"😂😂😂
Mozzarella sticks are nothing but bland pieces of deep fried rubber
Lol!
I fuckin love mozzarella sticks but that had me in pieces lmao
I’ll wear the propeller hat idgaf!
But but mozzarella sticks when your high is the best!
"how you doing there Tarzan?" Has to be the funniest thing to call a random stranger Lol
My God that is what got me
Haha. I watched it 5 times in a row.
Lmfao yea definitely
so funny bro my grandpa always calls me tarzan 😹
Jesús runs like He’s trying to throw his hands away
🤣🤣
Yesenia Perdomo oh fuck
He was taught by Steven Seagal
Runs like Napoleon Dynamite.
Hahahahash
Uncle Joey is a national treasure...tremendous stories and as genuine as it gets
Just don't bring him none of that Susquehannah weed.
Yeah a national treasure... A career criminal with fake stories, great!
@@herz1nfucked Fake or not their entertaining. For me I like to believe they are real.
@@Vestige98 I love Joey, but I do think some of his stories are bs. However like you said, his delivery is so hilarious, that it doesn't really matter all that much.
Any time Joey starts a sentence with "I got a story for ya" you're in for a wild ride
*uncle joey
You mean a ton of lies?
Priscilla Avila most entertaining ton of lies you’ll ever hear tho
@@pvila0904 who gives a shit he is entertainment funny as hell
It was boulda in 83-84.
Joey looking healthier than he did last year man, I'm happy for him.
We watched an all Joey clip comp last night. He was on Getting Doug with High and Jesus, I forgot how big he was back then. Glad he got it together. Helps to have healthy friends.
He might lose more weight now that he got COVID..
Yeah he's got his chin back
Tremendous
I’d give him a line .
“Who want to go to Idaho “😂 coco is the realest.
When you live on the border, you go to ID whenever you want booze
Daquan Don lmao
Damn right. Stay away lmao
I live in Idaho, love it and I’m not even mad at Uncle Joey 😂
"HOW YA DOIN TARZAN? DON WORRY ABOUT IT, IT'S GONNA WORK OUT"
Most CoCo line in history
that is NOT the line
Johnny Tarzan
@@rykrodflo TREMENDOUS
When you think Joey can’t have more stories...He’s smashing a dude with a Panda Express tray wtf 😂 💀
He'll have stories till the day he dies and I hope Coco lives to 130 years old.
TheCrazyCanuck420 and me you both dawgg
hes a once in a lifetime soul. legend0
Please invite Robert Downey Jr. on hot ones. We need to see him here so badly.
Thank you so much.
@Pimp Skinny false..he might embellish a lil but I don't see him completely making up a story. For example Panda Express. I'm sure there was some sort of verbal altercation but it prob got diffused b4 any violence. Let Joey be Joey stop tryna blow up his spot!!
Only thing missing is Rogan asking about venison tacos
Elk meat bro elk meat...
It was the dmt talking
And running hills with Marshall
Obvi not a true fan
Organ meats
Uncle Joey looking more fit than Brendan these days
Lool
Joey is on that weightwatchers. He's losing pounds too now that he doesn't go out to eat as much anymore.
@Danjel Nava the Christ killah was probably fucked up on a chiba chu
Yeah right, you can hear the death in Joey's throat when he laughs and talks
@@jayyb1832 Thats because hes like a comedy voodoo master. His laugh is him spreading pestilence. Its how he kills.
“You look like a retired goalie” was on the money
pretty sure he meant to say 'retarded'
The only man who keeps talkin when schaub interrupts. I love it. The interrupter aint got a fkn chance when Uncle Joey's talkin.
“They actually turned their backs on me!” Lol
Uncle Joey is a world treasure. We must protect him at all costs.
He's a terrible person
Maybe you should practice not being so offended at everything people say nowadays, ya know?
The world has enough liars.
@@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon Hey man stop! You are making too much sense.
Cocksuckas
“It took a lot of nicotine and discipline”
😂😂😂
"A bottle of Fabuloso on wheels" 🤣
That killed me😂😭
There goes Brendan talking about deep throating churros, he never disappoints
Idk, Brendan might be one of the most disappointing comedians in my opinion
@@JACpotatos give him an A for effort
He always* disappoints.
@@veelowmuymalo7258 Give him fuck all. He's a hack.
@@JACpotatos "comedian" gimme a break.
Joey “the egg roll exploded” Diaz
Made all that up
@@shatterdreamz2325 Bro If you know uncle Joey you know all this shit is confirmable. This cocksucah can't go to washington
Yu talcum bout elg roll? I eat dat erday. B-b-beast of a meal. Axe J.
Shatter Dreamz 11:40 he still has a warrant
Corruption City - god what a fucking tool.
“What are Those 2 thickies doin over there??” - Kylie Jenner
HECTOR ALEJANDRO GUERRERO🧡 I believe it was “look at those two thickies doin it”
N847 8AL4NC7 that’s way better lol
Deep throating two churros
13:19...was that just some random dude that walked by? “How you doin’ there Tarzan? It’s all gonna work out” lmao
Jek Tono Porkins bro lmfaooooo I died
"You look like the guy that thinks he can smoke a guy like me"...lmfao
Get you someone that looks at you the way Schaub looks at Diaz when he telling a story.
Truuu
I'd probably look at Joey the same way too he tells amazing fuckin stories.
Ppppp....papa?
" I stopped eating mozzarella sticks when i was 13.
If your still eating mozzarella sticks you might as well get a hat with a propeller on it.."
- Uncle Joey
to a random stranger :" how you doin', it's all gonna work out, don't worry about nuttin''.. vintage Joey ! LOL I could listen to uncle Joey all day
David Y think he was being sarcastic as it was a homeless guy so not really that funny if it was. Could be wrong though but he did call him Tarzan...
@@BetBetBet7 Joey said that's one of his spots to eat. He for sure knows who that dude is 👍
Zoltan604 I didn’t realise you were Joeys best mate. Sorry...
@@BetBetBet7 I don't think it comes down to liking Joey or not. It's just a dude trying to be funny. No harm came the man's way. He waved and brushed it right off. You think some guy in the valley who looks like he fought in the Korean War is phased by some guy saying everything is gonna be alright? And you could tell by the way he spotted the man that he at least kinda recognized him.
How can you not love Joey Diaz? He’s an uncle to all of us. TREMENDOUS!
Uncle Joey never disappoints with great stories, I can hear him talk all day!
6:50 when the episode actually starts
true. i skipped all that bs too.
Thank you
@memes cure depression Yeah, but some days, you're just not in the mood. Some days , ya just want the main course and not the popcorn shrimp appetizer. You know the kind...Too much breading, not enough shrimp...
Joey still undefeated, dude could read the phone book and make it interesting
he could also be a coked-out cock head who lost his first daughter to his drug addiction? lmfao. you worship false gods my friend
Yeah. Coz he'd know half the people in it lol.
Cruistain t. You are a sorry human being
Brendan won’t say stupid shit to Joey like he does with others
Jack Goldberg he’s showing respect to a real one
Yeah czs he knows joey will put him on blast
Because Uncle Joey is the OG
project big head tbh brenan would kill them both in less than 3 secs, with no problem, but hes dumb
Chimpanze looking dagestani Yeah he would kill them because he’s an MMA fighter but he knows Joeys an OG
Joey just dominates every conversation.
Coco hollerin’ at that old guy staring at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine having lunch outside with uncle joey.
King Rivers - Dream come true right there!
King Rivers lmao he hates outside eating I’m surprised they got him to do this
Plasma are you his buddy, how you know?
@@themurraypeeps5795 he talks about it on his podcast
Tremendous
"what goin on tarzan" classic uncle joey
Brendan "i like a nice mozzarella stick myself" Schaub
That line at 3:00 where Brendan says “why should mix hot ones and this, and then we shit our pants at the end” it’s funnier than any of his stand ups combined.
Ngl it was kinda funny
Some people are funny as a person but can’t do stand up well that’s art ....Joey isn’t great at stand up but as a person to chill with the funniest person
That's the real hot one 😂😂😂
288 and still a fitness expert. Joey Diaz is a true legend.
“You might put the wrong recipe in then... I’ll kill you”😂😂😂
Never change Joey❗️
Came here for joey
Almost left cause of schlaub
Stayed for joey
Same 7:05 for Uncle Joey!
5:57 for high school flashbacks.
Jason Orellana why do so any people not like Schaub? I like him, but I’ve noticed in lots of comments people just do not like him.
@@erichramone7812 for me he a poser, and I think if he would finally come out the closet he would be a lot more liked.
Bryan Gonsalves oh wow you think he bats for the other team?
that comment about the tiny water bottles REALLY needed to be said
Honestly when I saw that thing I just said "yeah why the fuck is that a thing?"
Such a waste of plastic.
Wish I can get tacos with Joey Diaz! Not just as a fan but just someone to talk to. Literally made my day better!
Joe Diaz is the Cuban Uncle I never knew I needed. Bless that man, haha.
Jesus’s arm swings as he runs is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Right? That’s some absurdly bad running form.
"We've already burned em off. We're playing with house money". - My thoughts before, during, and after every physical activity.
You know you’re about to hear some real shit when Uncle Joey’s voice gets down to a low idle kind of grumble, and he delivers that truth in the loudest whisper you can imagine.
joey actually looks like he dropped a bunch of weight sounds like he's breathing better too dope
He breathes like Darth Vader got emphysema
“You know the kardashians live here” Brendan would
Harry Harry Rob Kardashian?
Harry Harry he’s just a oversized sweetie pie
@@TheworldengineBeeps hes a fucking idiot
Uncle Joey is the best, I could listen to his stories for hours
AJ he’s full of shit
13:19 got me in tears haha
Is that Dominick Reyes’ brother? 😂
lu_dawg95 yea it is actually
lu_dawg95 same mouth
Bros
“I’m the most athletic guy Jon has faced” meanwhile he looks like this guy
I like how he holds the gift shifter likes he’s not driving an automatic lmao
JBOM9000 beats me shiet will still go faster than most manuals
@@sbryann18 it doesnt work like that lol
It's a dual clutch system. He can shift using shifter itself as well as the steering wheel paddles. So, you're wrong in this specific case.
@@anonymousreviewer169 I mean. Even when I drive a normal auto car, I keep my hand on the gear shifter because you just get used to it lol
I do it also? What’s the problem with that shit. Y’all gay as hell
"I see the rock post his workouts but you don't see me calling him"😂🤣
I thought he was joking when he started to run like that, but then saw he kept doing it. Wow
Lmao he just kept going like that.
you gotta remember he was 300 lbs
Brendan “I agree with everything Joe rogan say” Schaub
one huuuundred percent bro
Brendan "I'm deeper in the closet than tom cruise" Schwab
Mike “I’m clearly jealous” Arredondo
@@ethanp9068 lol are you really White knighting for Brendan Schaub? 😂😂😂
Jacob Kimble hey b, the gig is up, we know it’s you jay. Did you really think we wouldn’t find out bubbaa??
"It's all gonna work out. Don't worry bout nothing"
On the East Coast that could be threatening, on the West Coast that sounds like homeless talk
Joseph Le lol it’s threatening here to but uncle Joey says what he wants
How tf could that be threatening
Fattle Bield Productions mostly the don’t worry bout nothing part imo
Fattle Bield Productions you’ve not seen enough mafia movies.
As a North Carolinian, I can attest that that'd _most likely_ be threatening over here, especially with the amount of Karens we got...
13:22 “It’s all gonna work out Tarzan, don’t worry about nothing. That old c*cksucker.” Priceless!!!! 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
Brendan driving made me uncomfortable and I wasn’t even in the car
Milk a solid indicator that you is in fact a bitch 😂
@@someguy12593 Nah. Brendan holding on to the selector lever in a DCT car shows that he doesn´t know what the fuck hes doing. Wouldn´t trust him haha
yea he's a dummy.... last thing I want is to die in a car with one of those types of morons doing 150 and flipping his car
Kid has clearly never driven a porsche. Fucking pussies. Live fast die young
@@John-lo4xz howd that go for paul walker? 🤦♂️😂
“I still have tremendous hand speed.” -Joey Diaz
Uncle Joey doing the Lord's work on this episode. He's a comic legend.
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen
Brendan just casually hitting 125 mph 😂🙌🏾
Uncle Joey was about to say “refried beans” and my head instantly assumed he was gonna say reefer when he started the word lmfao
i love that Joey was just staring into space when they walked up lmaooo
4:35 This dude started whistling "La Pinata Tiene Caca" instead of the Andy Griffith Show. That's the life
Joey "You Can't Sit With Us" Diaz
Best episode in a long time, gotta love uncle Joey
We need more of these asap
I’d never thought I’d say this but Joey Diaz kinda looks like Richard Lewis on this new season of curb
“He looks like a Mexican Where’s Waldo” 🤦🏿♂️
Haven't watched it yet and I already know that Brendan said that... because I've heard him say that before about someone else..
Brendan Schuab is funny.
@@fsmfsm9941 gay*
Ayndeewhy Gee he says that so much
Rick Harding whyw that emoji a nigga
Skip to 6:55 to get right to uncle Joey and avoid all the bs with Brendan
Lol hate is real for this dude..I think it's jealously..He gets on my nerves alot but dude hating on him in comments section is mind boggling.Take that energy and imply it to life tou might get out your mom's house one day
13:19 uncle Joey has the EXACT same look Jorge Masvidal did when he gave Leon Edwards the “3 piece and a soda”. 😂😂😂
*Joey Diaz for the eating and Brendan Schaub for the cardio* lol
"Cmon like the andy griffin show" 😂
6:33 “Is that cop still? No...” hits gas pedal 😂
It's simple: I see Uncle Joey - I click.
anybody else skip through the Schaub part and go str8 to uncle joey 😂😂
"It's all going to work out, don't worry about nothing" to the guy walking past hahahaha
Brendan really driving an automatic and resting his hand on the shifter like he is doing something.... at least fire up those paddle shifters man 🤦🏻♂️
Pretty sure those porsches nowadays dont come with manuals, automatic is much quicker and efficient
dat dere celltech why quicker? Depends who’s driving.
@@yoitsdakid920 maybe in the 80's that was true, but the new technology in these cars are just unbeatable, and much less complex ,these cars switch gears in split seconds, for that reason manuals are being "retired"
dat dere celltech I’m 100% sure you don’t know how to drive stick. Enjoy your hot wheels son.
@@yoitsdakid920 awwww, seems like you're stuck in the past, I love driving manuals and prefer a manual over an auto anyday, but dont let personal preference get in the way of literal fucking facts bro.
If the corona virus had a voice it would sound like Joey!
😂😂😂
It’s not everyday you get to see the back of uncle joeys head.
imagine the stories joey has locked up deep in his head that may never be heard by others.. love you joey
1:36 that’s the weakest push up I’ve ever seen 😂
I don’t care how many people hate on shaub, I hate him too.
Right on! Lmao
Hahaha
Ah brenner is alright
he's a beast next level cawmic
Hahahaha bruh
I love this show..."a bottle of fabuloso on wheels!!" hahaha
9:16 Schaub covering that cup, making sure none of Uncle Joey's spit lands in there 😆😆
Joey Diaz is a trip 😂😂😂😭😭😭
hey first we feast..... give jesus and brendan a show... lolol these 2 are gold together
"I am always riding my bike and come run hills out here twice a week."
*Brendan runs up hill once and cant breathe.*
🤣🤣🤣
Dark Star King that’s what supposed to happen, gotta keep pushing
I can tell you havent worked out, even when in good shape. You still breathe heavy, you can just push on for longer.
Dark Star King lol you gotta remember they have a mic on too
Schaub seems EXACTLY like the type of guy who records and posts himself committing crimes... And he did, imagine that lol
?what crime
@@ozmanmussa impersonating a comedian
@@vikinghammer87 LMAO
@@vikinghammer87 lmaooo!
@@vikinghammer87 😂😂 alright I laughed a little too hard at this one
3:45 Shaubs cutting edge comedy that earned him 2 podcasts with comedians.
Such a weird thing to say.
Multi millionaire who has better things to do than bash other people like Hard here. I'd say Brendan's doing just fine.
Alfonso Martinez Ok, Brendan.
What did you get doe ? 👀
Wow 12 mil subs. I was here sub100k ! I’m proud of that ! I remember we all saying you deserve more subs. Way underrated! Now look! Amazing.
"This like a bottle of Fabuloso on wheels" 🤣 get emm Jesus😂
The hot ones idea running up the hill. I actually laughed, good job B.
is there a time when Joey's not sweating his ass off? cuz if so, I think we might be related.
he's a heavy emotional man, of course he gets sweaty
Joeys a naturally funny comedian. Shaub on the other hand... 🤦🏾♂️
Looks like a bottle of “fabuloso” on wheels😂 I died for a minute
Nice video ..... Great to see you Guys out of the Studio . Wish I could hang with you guys for a workout and Tacos with Joey ..... 🙏❤️🤣👍 Funny as #$#$ GREAT SHOW