Joey Diaz on Conor McGregor vs. Tyron Woodley & The UFC

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • This clip is taken from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #893 Fight Recap with Joey Diaz, Brendan Schaub & Eddie Bravo ( • Joe Rogan Experience #... ). Also available for download via iTunes & Stitcher (bit.ly/2j1xeAV).
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  • @CalhounOnMMA
    @CalhounOnMMA Рік тому +918

    Six years later and this still has me crying laughing.

    • @jon_killa
      @jon_killa Рік тому +13

      😂😂😂😂 same

    • @KingJ666
      @KingJ666 Рік тому +5

      Joey is fuckin hilarious 😂

    • @ItsReplayBro
      @ItsReplayBro Рік тому +7

      “He’s takin shit that makes your head fucking grow” 😂😂😂😂

    • @eco_man_8652
      @eco_man_8652 Рік тому +7

      "I think Fucken Stiopic Would Wreck Him "😅😂

    • @viktorreznov697
      @viktorreznov697 Рік тому

      @@eco_man_8652“put him in there against Spiopic“ 😭

  • @jgalvez81
    @jgalvez81 8 років тому +9953

    Joey was quiet for 2.5 hours and then had the most epic rant in JRE history lol

    • @1989daniii
      @1989daniii 6 років тому +607

      the coke hit him hard

    • @captainroger
      @captainroger 5 років тому +21

      @@1989daniii hahahahah

    • @ntuthukobrendonbhengu7518
      @ntuthukobrendonbhengu7518 5 років тому +123

      Craziest in MMA history. McNugget himself didn't talk this greezy.

    • @IXIRob_MarleyIXI
      @IXIRob_MarleyIXI 5 років тому

      😆😂

    • @butta1080
      @butta1080 5 років тому +123

      It’s amazing! He does that shit a lot to where you forget he’s there then BOOM!!! That fucker wakes up 😂😂

  • @zo615
    @zo615 3 роки тому +1415

    Joey didn’t prononce one name correctly but still predicts the future matchup correctly what a genius😂

  • @JoseHernandez-md1hg
    @JoseHernandez-md1hg 8 років тому +1100

    no one can fuck up a name better than Joey Diaz 😂😂

    • @jackjordan6716
      @jackjordan6716 8 років тому +6

      If you watched dana white looking for a fight season 2 episode 1 you wouldn't have said that...

    • @Spectator182
      @Spectator182 8 років тому +6

      Jose Hernandez
      Yeah man he had George Masdival on Church of whats hapenning he kept saying Masdival lmao

    • @TheRedFoxization
      @TheRedFoxization 8 років тому +8

      Dino Thompson

    • @iRlazyGoat
      @iRlazyGoat 8 років тому +15

      haha Matt siearra

    • @trainofaaron
      @trainofaaron 8 років тому +25

      Lucy Snorebush

  • @DeceivedHeretic
    @DeceivedHeretic 5 років тому +3480

    Tyrone “the black dude at 170” Woodley

  • @Frysken
    @Frysken Рік тому +356

    Diaz: "Khabib vs Conor."
    Schaub: "That's not the money fight."
    Boy, that aged poorly.

    • @stevejamieson8468
      @stevejamieson8468 Рік тому +5

      Schaub knew Conor would likely get beaten badly and didn't want to see it happen.

    • @TM-il3xg
      @TM-il3xg Рік тому +19

      Khalabib*

    • @Johnnleap
      @Johnnleap Рік тому

      ⁠@@TM-il3xg you’re 3 months late and still wrong… he definitely spelt it right.

    • @JudoMMAster
      @JudoMMAster Рік тому +8

      @@Johnnleaphow did you watch the video and not understand that was sarcasm😂
      Joey is literally calling him Khalabib in the video

    • @TM-il3xg
      @TM-il3xg Рік тому

      @@Johnnleap atta boy

  • @marccaggiano4189
    @marccaggiano4189 5 років тому +2682

    1. Joey predicted the future
    2. Tears were rolling down my face every time he pronounced a name wrong

    • @SliceofBread123
      @SliceofBread123 5 років тому +91

      “And you know what man, keep doing those steroids, put him in there against Spiopic... Miocic”

    • @Baelitfamsquad
      @Baelitfamsquad 4 роки тому +7

      Marc Caggiano hahahahaha bro I rewound it like 10 times

    • @jme.2228
      @jme.2228 4 роки тому +8

      Marc Caggiano “cerrone isnt going back to 155”🥴

    • @marccaggiano4189
      @marccaggiano4189 4 роки тому +3

      jme.2 I would beat you in golf

    • @dechezhaast
      @dechezhaast 3 роки тому +19

      Khalabib

  • @TopJoo7
    @TopJoo7 8 років тому +356

    Joey Diaz needs to be on every single fight recap until the sun blows up.

  • @jake7763
    @jake7763 3 роки тому +323

    This is the greatest clip in JRE history. I come back to this maybe once a month 😂

  • @Pashiiiii
    @Pashiiiii 5 років тому +3245

    Conor vs Khabib is not a money fight.
    - Brendan Schaub

    • @sumcallmejesus
      @sumcallmejesus 5 років тому +109

      Michael Miller he’s so wrong it hurts lol

    • @user-ew6xe3vy5g
      @user-ew6xe3vy5g 5 років тому +150

      Michael Miller it wasn’t at the time

    • @sumcallmejesus
      @sumcallmejesus 5 років тому +25

      NJ this wasn’t that long before the fight

    • @user-ew6xe3vy5g
      @user-ew6xe3vy5g 5 років тому +126

      John Marin dude this was a year and 10 months before the fight. Khabib vs Conor didn’t even become a buzz until the bus incident that happened in April 2018. Casual fans didn’t know who Khabib was before, even Joey Diaz didn’t know how to say his name

    • @sumcallmejesus
      @sumcallmejesus 5 років тому +28

      NJ that’s like 2-3 fights worth of time lol. And Diaz can’t say anybody’s name regardless of how famous they are

  • @ryukdluffy
    @ryukdluffy 8 років тому +2606

    Joey -Stiopic is crazy.
    Joe -Miocic
    Joey -Miochich, I love him, got that immigrant mentality
    Joe -He was born in America
    hahahahaha

    • @Trent_Moorman
      @Trent_Moorman 5 років тому +16

      @Stiopic legend

    • @yetga5776
      @yetga5776 5 років тому +109

      What was that?
      he was born in america
      Yea whatevadafuckheis

    • @stealthbombsmith7770
      @stealthbombsmith7770 5 років тому +19

      @@yetga5776 his parents immigrated from the then Yugoslavia

    • @yetga5776
      @yetga5776 5 років тому +11

      Stealthbomb Smith That’s what he meant his parents are much different culturally

    • @timroberts917
      @timroberts917 5 років тому +7

      Back when i was Cuban, in Brooklyn...

  • @DapperDill
    @DapperDill 3 роки тому +2361

    “Brock ain’t never comin’ back!”
    “Conor planted the seed with Woodley.”
    “The real fight is Khabib and Conor!”
    Joey is legit an MMA genius.

    • @SliceofBread123
      @SliceofBread123 3 роки тому +207

      He’s like the opposite of good ol Schlaub. “Khabib vs Conor is not a money fight”

    • @boston-ku4gi
      @boston-ku4gi 3 роки тому +50

      Yup right on, conor planted the seed with Tyrone Woolley, and the real fight is kalabib and conor. Joey is a genius alright

    • @DailyCorvid
      @DailyCorvid 2 роки тому +11

      genius = says common sense things a lot
      In regular guys we just call that "not dumb". But for celebs its like a doctorate in science :D

    • @noicemate9111
      @noicemate9111 2 роки тому +9

      @@DailyCorvidactually he’s just trying to be ironic because people don’t take Joey that seriously and he happened to get a few things right. It’s not that serious lol

    • @dejanecek
      @dejanecek 2 роки тому +46

      he predicted fergusson vs cerrone also

  • @xpainpush
    @xpainpush 8 років тому +1359

    Michael Khan, Stiopic, Tryone, Tony Henderson, Khalabib.

    • @ryanexsus
      @ryanexsus 8 років тому +114

      That should be their names from now on lol.

    • @soccerman127
      @soccerman127 8 років тому +155

      Donald Cerron' , Carlos Conduit. He even had Jorge Masvidal on his podcast and kept calling him George Mavidad

    • @zorrkk
      @zorrkk 8 років тому +1

      lmaooo

    • @tomsterling7195
      @tomsterling7195 8 років тому +4

      suka, I am dying, aahhh

    • @anthonybracken6365
      @anthonybracken6365 8 років тому +9

      Michael Khan was unbelievable !! Joey Diaz for president

  • @gabrielmedina9164
    @gabrielmedina9164 4 роки тому +821

    Joey-"Who farted"
    Shaub-"it smells like a zoo in here"
    Joe"me"
    Joey-"it was a tremendous fart"

    • @-8l-924
      @-8l-924 4 роки тому +12

      Gabriel Medina tremendous

    • @JimmyR83
      @JimmyR83 4 роки тому +4

      This is what happens when you put comedians in a room together with each other and let them go lmfao I love it

    • @jackfly3844
      @jackfly3844 4 роки тому +23

      @jimmy calling schaub a comedian is a bit far 🤣

    • @Robert-sm3vq
      @Robert-sm3vq 4 роки тому +2

      when did that happen hahaha

    • @sambaca5058
      @sambaca5058 4 роки тому +10

      @@Robert-sm3vq 9:20

  • @strongbeach123
    @strongbeach123 2 роки тому +70

    That energy is unmatched. This was a fun time to be a ufc fan. 😂

  • @alibzour8423
    @alibzour8423 4 роки тому +530

    These are by far, the best 17 minutes on UA-cam, Joey is a legend 😂😂😂

    • @MeniMayer
      @MeniMayer 4 роки тому +6

      Faxxxx

    • @rh81454
      @rh81454 2 роки тому +3

      This and Joey's national anthem video are truly historical American moments.

    • @jonathaneden1
      @jonathaneden1 Рік тому

      Yep.

  • @matthewmaries5707
    @matthewmaries5707 4 роки тому +914

    It's hilarious how Joey actually made a lot of great calls

    • @please6515
      @please6515 2 роки тому +48

      He got everything right except Tyron vs Conor. 😂😂

    • @thefreeencyclopedia7244
      @thefreeencyclopedia7244 2 роки тому +15

      @@please6515 would've loved to see Woodley Vs. McGregor

    • @everyvillainislemons5707
      @everyvillainislemons5707 2 роки тому

      Thats true

    • @stevejamieson8468
      @stevejamieson8468 2 роки тому +2

      @@thefreeencyclopedia7244 Would have loved to have watched it and Conor probably would have lost badly

    • @NotFinancialAdviceLOL
      @NotFinancialAdviceLOL Рік тому +1

      @@stevejamieson8468 back then Connor might have slept him lol but then again that was him on his way out

  • @rubengrzywaczewski1190
    @rubengrzywaczewski1190 2 роки тому +74

    Joey Diaz is the matchmaker we knew we needed

  • @drey211
    @drey211 4 роки тому +727

    Joey is around ufc specialists and was the only one spiting facts. Nobody else saw the "seed"

    • @JourneyToTheCage
      @JourneyToTheCage 4 роки тому +73

      drey211 out of the ufc commentator, coach of ufc fighters, and former ufc fighter the comedian was the most correct

    • @ulisescortaza3143
      @ulisescortaza3143 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao, he predicted the matchups

    • @AnthonyMartinez-jg8lo
      @AnthonyMartinez-jg8lo 3 роки тому +6

      They don't wanna bite the hand that feeds them.

    • @yassinejouirane5718
      @yassinejouirane5718 3 роки тому +2

      U mean "the fucking seed"

    • @majolko
      @majolko 2 роки тому

      Schaub can't see past his brain damaged mind (I legit can't think of a more unintelligent person), Joe is high as fuck and the other guy can't get anything right anway

  • @fortnitecompilation4634
    @fortnitecompilation4634 5 років тому +1328

    Joey predicted Cowboy vs Ferguson, god bless uncle joey

    • @Wayne_kerr420
      @Wayne_kerr420 5 років тому +37

      Fortnite compilation lets have some fuckin fun, lets get Ferguson cerrone

    • @blunbot
      @blunbot 5 років тому +35

      And Khabib and Connor

    • @jon_13
      @jon_13 4 роки тому +35

      And that brock wasn't coming back 💀

    • @fruitpunchsamuraig5838
      @fruitpunchsamuraig5838 4 роки тому +5

      And that brendan fucko is like tony vs khalabib isn't a big fight !
      How does he keep showing up on the podcast is beyond me..

    • @Rorymay22
      @Rorymay22 3 роки тому

      True thought same too

  • @Purpleninjabro
    @Purpleninjabro 2 роки тому +183

    “He doesn’t want to fight Ferguson, he’s not going to fight Tony Ferguson!!” 😂😂😂🤣

    • @mattc3700
      @mattc3700 2 роки тому +25

      Joey was right!

    • @barbariangamin5136
      @barbariangamin5136 7 місяців тому

      Mf was dead on lmao

    • @Shyne282
      @Shyne282 7 місяців тому

      Joey knew ..back then Connor was shooting his mouth at every fighter except Ferguson 😂

  • @skywalkerq81
    @skywalkerq81 8 років тому +517

    Watched this more than 300 times

    • @nmsoccer222
      @nmsoccer222 8 років тому +1

      Yousef AlOtaibi same lol

    • @skywalkerq81
      @skywalkerq81 8 років тому +8

      Nicholas Martinez 7:47 is one of the greatest moments in podcast history

    • @mmxdbd
      @mmxdbd 6 років тому

      ME

    • @PLASTERGOAT
      @PLASTERGOAT 5 років тому +1

      Me2

    • @Burt_Sampson
      @Burt_Sampson 5 років тому

      Same 😂

  • @jgonz185
    @jgonz185 8 років тому +185

    Joey's never wrong. He mispronounced my name one time, I had to change it.

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 2 роки тому +226

    Joey mispronouncing names is so funny, still kept making the same mistakes after Joe corrected him multiple times lmao

  • @midnmusic2217
    @midnmusic2217 5 років тому +717

    3:59 "Conor vs Khabib isn't a money fight"
    -Sells the most PPVs in UFC history

    • @2k_jai127
      @2k_jai127 5 років тому +52

      It wasn't back then khabib wasn't nearly as popular

    • @hamadalshaqsi2005
      @hamadalshaqsi2005 4 роки тому +21

      Made 2K he even said it right before the fight. “I don’t think it brakes 1.6”
      *sells over 2 million PPV

    • @RealSupaHotFireVEVO
      @RealSupaHotFireVEVO 4 роки тому +14

      @Joel T And in the Muslim world as well.

    • @ProductProbes
      @ProductProbes 4 роки тому +15

      @@2k_jai127 What??? He had a huge following! You forget UFC isn't just in America....

    • @2k_jai127
      @2k_jai127 4 роки тому +4

      @@ProductProbes But The Casual Fan Didnt Know Khabib Back Then

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 8 років тому +2446

    Can you imagine the awesome names Joey would say if he took Bruce Buffer's job?

    • @vanjaratkovic4443
      @vanjaratkovic4443 6 років тому +63

      CZRXCZR hahahahhahaha the best comment in a very long time ahhahahahahahah

    • @angrycharcoalcat
      @angrycharcoalcat 5 років тому +96

      Joey would definitely mess up khabibs nick name by calling him a bear

    • @Deathbybigmac420
      @Deathbybigmac420 5 років тому +9

      "That's Gold Jerry!"
      👍✊🤣

    • @mouadgranderson9618
      @mouadgranderson9618 5 років тому +74

      PowerfulCZR “Khalabib nermegomebob”

    • @lakeshbiyala3190
      @lakeshbiyala3190 5 років тому +6

      Imagine for zabit

  • @kingxkobe24
    @kingxkobe24 2 роки тому +44

    These types of episodes are golden specially since they’re doing barbershop talk and comparing fighters which we all do but hearing this group of guys is just amazing. Love coming back to this video

  • @ewdryk2989
    @ewdryk2989 5 років тому +384

    "𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐊𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐛" (3:48)

    • @Joelontugs
      @Joelontugs 4 роки тому +16

      Tyeron and kalhabe the seed had been set!

    • @ppp8187
      @ppp8187 3 роки тому +3

      @@JoelontugsStiopic join enters the chat

    • @zachlitz
      @zachlitz 3 роки тому +5

      end of story

  • @JakeZiglar
    @JakeZiglar 5 років тому +595

    Ferguson V. Cerrone ✔
    Conor V. Khalabib ✔
    Conor going to 170 ✔
    Ferguson V. Khalabib 🙏
    3/4 of Joey's predictions came true.

    • @MarKooh1128
      @MarKooh1128 3 роки тому +8

      @Connor XT or Tony breaking his leg because of an electric wire..

    • @mightguy123456
      @mightguy123456 3 роки тому +34

      @@MarKooh1128 he predicted that in a way, “the UFC will hope they fall off a cliff or a plane goes down”.

    • @DailyCorvid
      @DailyCorvid 2 роки тому

      @@mightguy123456 oh yeah so he did!!! Forgot that one.

    • @mikekull7183
      @mikekull7183 2 роки тому +22

      He predicted Brock isn’t coming back too

    • @joshochoa4641
      @joshochoa4641 2 роки тому

      @QU1CK SC0P3 • 87 years ago yeah but it wasn't for a title

  • @wonon1678
    @wonon1678 3 роки тому +39

    Joey Diaz should be a matchmaker. He’s straight to the point and says it out loud. Many of these top guys don’t fight.

  • @jakehanusiak3682
    @jakehanusiak3682 5 років тому +637

    5:55 ''Give Ferguson Cerrone'' Joey knew 18 months before!

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 4 роки тому +40

      Lol he predicted a lot of fights and possible matches

    • @joshuaperez1531
      @joshuaperez1531 4 роки тому +43

      He predicted khabib and conor

    • @benjaminb4558
      @benjaminb4558 4 роки тому +31

      Joshua Perez you mean khalabib

  • @KingKirbzzz
    @KingKirbzzz 5 років тому +1428

    Conor McGregor: *mouths “what’s up”?*
    Brendan: “It’s him saying we can do it at 170.”

  • @whogivehimblackbelt
    @whogivehimblackbelt 3 місяці тому +185

    Anyone in November 2024

    • @shty2311
      @shty2311 2 місяці тому +4

      Me lol

    • @alviedude2343
      @alviedude2343 2 місяці тому

      Yesssssir . "4 BILLION DOLLARS!?!! they'll eat a scab off an Iranians head right now ! " hahahah "Khalabib" and coke boogers always bring me back hahaha

    • @feart409
      @feart409 2 місяці тому +5

      ❤️

    • @Femz9
      @Femz9 2 місяці тому +5

      Yup! Anytime you need a laugh this is the go to

    • @ratudaunakamakama4596
      @ratudaunakamakama4596 2 місяці тому +1

      Someway somehow

  • @baronvonfaust
    @baronvonfaust 4 роки тому +63

    "Look at the size of his fuckin head! HE'S TAKIN SHIT THAT MAKES YOUR FUCKIN HEAD GROW" kills me every time

    • @zacretzer
      @zacretzer Рік тому +2

      2023 and I came back to this clip just for this line 😂🤣

  • @TBehm2
    @TBehm2 8 років тому +653

    I'm naming my next dog Khalibib or Stiopick.. just in honor of Joey Diaz

    • @belchiortome1983
      @belchiortome1983 5 років тому +1

      Your Dad God, remember do the same

    • @jimmyhilley6706
      @jimmyhilley6706 5 років тому +21

      You get that dog yet?

    • @Luka-jd2qh
      @Luka-jd2qh 5 років тому +7

      did you do it?

    • @IGETBAR7
      @IGETBAR7 5 років тому +6

      Where’s the dog ?

    • @bsrblm
      @bsrblm 4 роки тому +4

      Where are the dogs ? 🐕

  • @HillBillyBirdie
    @HillBillyBirdie 2 роки тому +33

    "He's talking some truth here" thank God for Eddie Bravo.

  • @joex120
    @joex120 8 років тому +279

    I love how Eddie always jumps in to defend Joey.

    • @darkgambitrune
      @darkgambitrune 5 років тому +50

      He always does.

    • @stazi7532
      @stazi7532 5 років тому +48

      darkgambitrune Thats because Brendan is so desperate to have Rogan like him that he disses Joey here and there.

    • @glassboxfish
      @glassboxfish 5 років тому +6

      Shrimpshanks Bc Brendan’s such a dick to impress daddy Rogan lmao

  • @MindBat
    @MindBat 8 років тому +217

    So lets have it. Kalabib vs Ferguson, the Seed vs Tyrone.

    • @harlemkidd82485
      @harlemkidd82485 8 років тому +6

      MindBat lolololol I can't

    • @7asano5
      @7asano5 8 років тому +22

      steopic vs brock lesner

  • @nucleartripod2468
    @nucleartripod2468 4 роки тому +441

    Schaub "what do you do with Tony and Khabib?"
    Joey "They go to Bellator"
    had me in tears man, joey is the best

    • @davenova850
      @davenova850 3 роки тому +16

      It's "Kalabib"

    • @dongatello6969
      @dongatello6969 2 роки тому +1

      Bella toe is the masters ufc pretty much

    • @thehangout796
      @thehangout796 2 роки тому +2

      17:00

    • @lourencorp-ly6tn
      @lourencorp-ly6tn Рік тому

      might as well have gone to bellator, dana wouldnt be there to trip ferguson the fight would be made.

  • @jeathtunes769
    @jeathtunes769 5 років тому +303

    7:45 - 7:49 best 5 seconds comedy i ever watched

  • @TheUsurperJoffreyBaratheon
    @TheUsurperJoffreyBaratheon 5 років тому +1728

    Anyone else watching this in 2020 and seeing how Joey is basically right, just now it’s Kamaru?

    • @kjy2827
      @kjy2827 5 років тому +15

      Facts!

    • @LataureanEzell
      @LataureanEzell 5 років тому +51

      Yeah but I still want to see Woodley vs McGregor.

    • @keithmack4213
      @keithmack4213 5 років тому

      @@LataureanEzell will probs be first tbh

    • @LataureanEzell
      @LataureanEzell 5 років тому +7

      @@keithmack4213 I still think Woodley got something left in the tank.

    • @kingsmoke9350
      @kingsmoke9350 5 років тому +1

      fuck usman

  • @Chris-vm2uu
    @Chris-vm2uu 2 роки тому +85

    Brendan schaub repeating his zoo line for 7 times like a 11 year old is a true testament to his character

    • @buckfordy4526
      @buckfordy4526 2 роки тому +6

      Ikr he cant help himself

    • @JamesKP17847
      @JamesKP17847 2 роки тому +5

      He tries his hardest to ruin this clip

  • @JavierRuiz-de5yz
    @JavierRuiz-de5yz 5 років тому +2837

    It’s kinda frustrating that Joeys speaking facts and they’re laughing because he doesn’t pronounce the names right

    • @ItzzCurry
      @ItzzCurry 5 років тому +91

      Shut the FUCK up

    • @bothersomepyro
      @bothersomepyro 5 років тому +437

      this is where you admire the attitude of Eddie Bravo, he listen to the topic openly, even trying to dismis Joe by saying that Joey is making good points

    • @sdsdsa0d
      @sdsdsa0d 5 років тому +228

      And he was spot on with the matchups besides Tyron vs Conor almost every fight he said ended up happening, he has more knowledge than Schaub

    • @jonrivere424
      @jonrivere424 5 років тому +4

      @Casual Fight Fan hello mr SJW stop being mad over a fucking comment on a podcast

    • @jonrivere424
      @jonrivere424 5 років тому +2

      @Casual Fight Fan awwww is someone mad that he isn't friends with Joe Rogan you dudes are fucking weird now a days worrying about their personal life your pathetic

  • @demoneyin9390
    @demoneyin9390 6 років тому +171

    “Do you really eat boogers?”
    “From time to time”😂😂😂😂 Dead

  • @PunjabiPiccolo
    @PunjabiPiccolo 2 роки тому +20

    I love coming back to this every few months. This is GOLD and peak JRE

    • @JimmyR83
      @JimmyR83 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder if Rogan threw Joey some money when he got the Spotify deal? I mean Joey did buy a nice house in NJ right after the deal went down… He definitely deserves a piece of it don’t you think ? He helped build the podcast

  • @spamwithrice
    @spamwithrice 8 років тому +1312

    I made the mistake of listening to Joey Diaz while eating.

    • @butkusfan23
      @butkusfan23 8 років тому +32

      Same. I love the guy, but damn.

    • @asdf-th4jj
      @asdf-th4jj 8 років тому +69

      hahaha i did the same thing. Joey vids need to come with a warning: DO NOT EAT WHILE WATCHING. Nearly choked and died.

    • @gapaintball7811
      @gapaintball7811 6 років тому +6

      Honest mistake happens to the best if us🤣

    • @adsim100
      @adsim100 6 років тому +2

      Might be better then if you were drinking something.....

    • @Saumyajain33
      @Saumyajain33 6 років тому +2

      I was watching this while dad sitting beside me and I started laughing like hell and my dad looking at me like these motherfucker is fucking crazy and i was wearing Bluetooth 😂😂that was dope

  • @RUDEMusicUS
    @RUDEMusicUS 8 років тому +306

    holy shit joey is a mastermind

  • @GazuADHD
    @GazuADHD 2 роки тому +73

    Brandon saying McGregor Vs khabib wouldn't be a money fight didn't end well

    • @wendigo4823
      @wendigo4823 2 роки тому +4

      Schaub with an absolute trash take? Color me shocked!

    • @LirianoJuan
      @LirianoJuan 2 роки тому

      shocking

  • @CarpeDiemKim
    @CarpeDiemKim 8 років тому +468

    Uncle Joey Diaz Italian mob

    • @Brandonian3030
      @Brandonian3030 8 років тому +2

      Abandoned he once auditioned for sopranos..almost got the role

    • @wwllliscoming2463
      @wwllliscoming2463 8 років тому

      New Jersey

    • @raymasciocchi8929
      @raymasciocchi8929 8 років тому +29

      Abandoned he's Cuban dude

    • @mohammad0988
      @mohammad0988 8 років тому +10

      Abandoned Still sounds like a old school Italian.

    • @fjuuuuuz
      @fjuuuuuz 8 років тому +1

      I thought he was in Mafia II first time I heard him lol

  • @Werdxp
    @Werdxp 8 років тому +344

    Brendan: What do you do with Khabib and Ferguson?
    Joey: They go to bellator
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @Werdxp
      @Werdxp 8 років тому +5

      Vince! When are you going to go toe to toe with Dana? At what weight, and in the octagon or the ring?

    • @maximilianraley2457
      @maximilianraley2457 5 років тому +7

      @@Werdxp I wish I knew who you were writing too and what they said to elicit that response from you.

    • @eminemworthy
      @eminemworthy 5 років тому

      Toxic Gaming no but who is he talking to lmao, literally out of nowhere

    • @DropkickNation
      @DropkickNation 4 роки тому

      I almost choked to death laughing. 😂😂😂

  • @aaronfarmer9562
    @aaronfarmer9562 3 роки тому +7

    “This is the route you fuks” joey getting fired up gets me everytime

  • @mr.shlock2146
    @mr.shlock2146 8 років тому +404

    Kalabib vs Sarone vs The Black Guy at 170 vs Michael Caan

    • @brennanconnelly
      @brennanconnelly 8 років тому +40

      Big Head Don't forget steroids vs stipocic

    • @jv4vidss
      @jv4vidss 7 років тому +10

      Don't forget the black guy's name is Tyrone

    • @JoshuaD.Howard
      @JoshuaD.Howard 5 років тому

      Mr. Shlock 🤣🤣

    • @dylanmounsey7515
      @dylanmounsey7515 5 років тому +3

      Lmfao the black guy at 170 now it’s a different black guy I wonder if he realizes 😂

    • @ult1m4t
      @ult1m4t 5 років тому

      The black guy at 170 always gets me lmao

  • @donmakaveli4life
    @donmakaveli4life 8 років тому +215

    Joey Díaz looks like a Sopranos character

  • @johnholmes2745
    @johnholmes2745 3 роки тому +36

    5:12 crazy how much divisions change in the space of 4 years. The rate at which MMA evolves is astounding

  • @cloejarozenski3097
    @cloejarozenski3097 8 років тому +1135

    Joey has a career in voice acting. I'm telling ya.

    • @wwllliscoming2463
      @wwllliscoming2463 8 років тому +19

      You had me until I opened your file and Bernie was staring out!

    • @MrWulfric1
      @MrWulfric1 8 років тому

      Cloe Jarozenski Holy shit. You're into MMA too?

    • @cloejarozenski3097
      @cloejarozenski3097 8 років тому +7

      *****
      No, but I listen to JRE and I love Joey.

    • @TheGra325
      @TheGra325 8 років тому +1

      He's a fat fuckin prick of a guy

    • @ewandaly8572
      @ewandaly8572 8 років тому

      Cloe Jarozenski amen

  • @andrewgove2235
    @andrewgove2235 4 роки тому +283

    10:24 "He's gonna go for three belts" Joey really predicted it lol

  • @notkevinhernandez3045
    @notkevinhernandez3045 Рік тому +18

    Love coming back to this video every now and again to see Joey rant it’s amazing 💀😭

  • @Spectator182
    @Spectator182 8 років тому +235

    Steopic will fuck Bark Lesnar.. Coco Diaz is one in a fucking million lmao!

  • @harryneedham8863
    @harryneedham8863 5 років тому +516

    “They’ll eat a scab off an Iranians head right now” 😂

    • @jaxsoncaruso2699
      @jaxsoncaruso2699 5 років тому +18

      harry needham FOR 4 BILLION DOLLARS

    • @-8l-924
      @-8l-924 4 роки тому +4

      4. BILLION. DOLLARS!

    • @bigpunisher4483
      @bigpunisher4483 3 роки тому +1

      Classic

    • @mokodo_
      @mokodo_ 3 роки тому +1

      This one of the best Diaz lines ever

  • @sushantkeni4020
    @sushantkeni4020 3 роки тому +19

    This is the best JRE episode of all time. Not just JRE but best podcast of all time 💯

  • @imhungry4444
    @imhungry4444 8 років тому +328

    I lost it at 7:45 "THAT'S THE FUCKIN SEED!!!"

    • @rrrockhard
      @rrrockhard 7 років тому +4

      imhungry4444 Me too. Still laughing.😂

    • @GAZAMAN93X
      @GAZAMAN93X 6 років тому

      imhungry4444 same

    • @DarkTemptationn
      @DarkTemptationn 6 років тому +2

      It smells like a zoo in here hahahaha

  • @matchingfingerprints
    @matchingfingerprints 4 роки тому +126

    4:54 Usman and Colby werent even ranked yet lmao

  • @mohammadlootah9940
    @mohammadlootah9940 4 роки тому +18

    I’ll watch this video 100 times and still I’ll not get bored ( Joey Diaz )

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 4 роки тому +680

    8:56 *OH DENNIS SIVER’S AVAILABLE!!!*
    👋🏻👁👄👁👋🏻

    • @jayb9968
      @jayb9968 4 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 underrated comment

    • @Bobby.B619
      @Bobby.B619 4 роки тому +34

      and kill more time for khalabeeb

    • @bizzy523
      @bizzy523 4 роки тому +3

      @@jayb9968 underrated comment lol beat me to it

    • @samyoyoyo555
      @samyoyoyo555 4 роки тому +19

      @@Bobby.B619 When freddy edgar was lurking 💢🔥💢

    • @McKurdi
      @McKurdi 3 роки тому +5

      He is about to explode at that moment hahaha

  • @SHx589
    @SHx589 5 років тому +252

    3:59 Brendan shows his knowledge.
    “That’s not a money fight.”

    • @nicolasmoon8394
      @nicolasmoon8394 5 років тому +2

      Mahesh Bhenchod speaking a certain amount of truth though. The UFC does set up money fights. The Nate Diaz fights were money fights out of his division. Jorge Masvidal said he didn’t care about the belt and wanted the money fights in an interview. Some of the fighters make shit and all they want is the money.

    • @ekipierrobert1989
      @ekipierrobert1989 5 років тому +4

      Lmao turn out to be the biggest fight ever

    • @mango6355
      @mango6355 5 років тому +3

      This was when Khabib didn’t even have a million followers on Instagram

    • @bboydasit
      @bboydasit 4 роки тому +12

      Got to remember this was all before their altercations kicked up the hype. Nobody cared about Khabib at the point this video was made.

    • @wladyslawszpilman5869
      @wladyslawszpilman5869 4 роки тому +5

      Basically he was right at that time.

  • @ludwigvonsowell5347
    @ludwigvonsowell5347 2 роки тому +29

    Still the most legendary rant in JRE history

  • @nicktoralba9975
    @nicktoralba9975 8 років тому +543

    Joey said "Who tf farted ? It's a tremendous fart" 😂😂😂

    • @raghumariswamy9430
      @raghumariswamy9430 5 років тому +10

      😂 Horrible fart

    • @4th19th2
      @4th19th2 4 роки тому

      wonder he fart his boogers before swallowing with tons of coke.

  • @johnbass5506
    @johnbass5506 8 років тому +107

    every Joey Diaz second gets better and better

  • @roccoderrico2309
    @roccoderrico2309 3 роки тому +15

    The way Joey makes Eddie laugh is priceless.

  • @readneuromancerbywilliamgi6761
    @readneuromancerbywilliamgi6761 8 років тому +47

    Diaz was fuckin hysterical during this entire episode

  • @jjslick123
    @jjslick123 4 роки тому +98

    0:25 *500mg edible Joey Diaz enters the chat*

  • @boyerindustries
    @boyerindustries 3 роки тому +15

    Most tremendous Joey Diaz ufc rant in the history of the world 😂😭 I can watch this on repeat for days and never stop laughing lol

  • @zo615
    @zo615 5 років тому +64

    This is the funniest joe rogan podcast clip never gets old😂😂

  • @joeswar123
    @joeswar123 8 років тому +142

    "Kelbeeb"😂😂😂

    • @Jessee_
      @Jessee_ 8 років тому +4

      Joe Swarbrick *colla beeb

    • @justRedDevil
      @justRedDevil 8 років тому +5

      Joe Swarbrick it sounds delicious

  • @WonderkidWill17
    @WonderkidWill17 Рік тому +7

    Me and the boys at 3 am arguing over UFC at the sleepover

  • @shiney94
    @shiney94 4 роки тому +46

    Diaz is just so full of energy. He gives life to people

  • @mcdiaz2297
    @mcdiaz2297 4 роки тому +155

    Are we going to ignore the fact that Joey just called almost all of the fights that happened?!

  • @Wowvod
    @Wowvod 3 роки тому +17

    “Little Diaz with elk blood in him” 🤣🤣

  • @SnapBaqQRantZ
    @SnapBaqQRantZ 4 роки тому +18

    Joey saying “Kalibib” had me weak 🤣🤣

  • @AK-qj2nt
    @AK-qj2nt 5 років тому +258

    15:19 i loved how he stopped laughing mid way. lol

  • @AckermanJiuJitsu
    @AckermanJiuJitsu 3 роки тому +27

    Khalabib and Stiopic being born on the same podcast is just amazing.

  • @maximusgoreham6760
    @maximusgoreham6760 5 років тому +317

    He predicted mcgreggor and khabib along with cerrone and furrgison

    • @KZ_MMA-KZ
      @KZ_MMA-KZ 4 роки тому +8

      Spell anything right

    • @pitbullsami1741
      @pitbullsami1741 4 роки тому +4

      Maximus Goreham also predicted brock never coming back.

    • @shadykadry
      @shadykadry 4 роки тому +8

      Kahlabeeb*

    • @ShiroIMKS
      @ShiroIMKS 4 роки тому +5

      also predicted conor doing a big money fight instead of fighting tony or khabib in 2017

  • @DJItchyBoo
    @DJItchyBoo 8 років тому +133

    Joey Diaz is so fucking funny, without really trying.
    Stipe Miocic = Stiopic
    Khabib = Khalabib
    Tyron = Tyrone

  • @tapwater2757
    @tapwater2757 Місяць тому +6

    the rankings at 4:40 is so fucking cool to see ! WOW

  • @rsbuckeye525rs
    @rsbuckeye525rs 8 років тому +30

    "What happens with Tony and Khabib?"
    "They go to Bellator."
    I lost it.

  • @walidbensa4288
    @walidbensa4288 5 років тому +162

    Whenever i'm depressed i come here and see this video 😂😂

  • @mattgomez271
    @mattgomez271 Рік тому +7

    6:34 “this is the route you fuck’s” has to be the best line ever love uncle Joey

  • @alexnelsonamaya1
    @alexnelsonamaya1 8 років тому +296

    tyrone
    tyron
    tyrone
    tyron
    tyrin

    • @rl2862
      @rl2862 8 років тому

      Perfect

    • @TheOlzee
      @TheOlzee 8 років тому +1

      Who? You mean the black guy?

    • @laucon11
      @laucon11 8 років тому +6

      Tire iron

    • @kevooo1250
      @kevooo1250 8 років тому +2

      tired ron

    • @DavidRFIT
      @DavidRFIT 8 років тому +8

      However you spell it, it's still Race Card Woodley.

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 4 роки тому +510

    *THAT'S THE PUCKIN' SEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @bcrd1764
    @bcrd1764 4 роки тому +11

    10:49 *John, Uncle Bobby Dana*
    Most underrated line

  • @K3VYK3V1
    @K3VYK3V1 8 років тому +335

    ..i love joey, he never lets a low level of intelligence get in the way of forming a strong opinion.

    • @Lions4322
      @Lions4322 8 років тому +94

      K3VYK3V1
      He obviously doesn't have low level of intelligence. He just enjoys not giving fucks.

    • @K3VYK3V1
      @K3VYK3V1 8 років тому +7

      ..you think joey yelling some disjointed rant shows he doesn't give a fuck, i think it shows a low level of intelligence, we'll just have to agree to disagree.

    • @dahee1
      @dahee1 8 років тому

      K3VYK3V1 ha😀

    • @ciscogaspar07
      @ciscogaspar07 8 років тому +1

      K3VYK3V1 exactly

    • @K3VYK3V1
      @K3VYK3V1 8 років тому +6

      ..if you define success as eating your own boogers, then you are correct, my sorry ass will never be as successful as joey.

  • @NIMMHATVRapBeats
    @NIMMHATVRapBeats 5 років тому +21

    Joey Diaz is one of the greatest human beings off all time. He went thru shitty times, was shitty during times, and is a cool and funny laid back CRAZY loud chill dude now.

  • @Ayeemarc
    @Ayeemarc 4 роки тому +159

    Joey was literally right about everything

    • @DrPhil-kx3ci
      @DrPhil-kx3ci 3 роки тому +1

      Uhhhhhh u sure?

    • @jm.Beats.
      @jm.Beats. 2 роки тому +3

      I don't remember Conor fighting Woodley. O.o

    • @wilhelmbittrich88
      @wilhelmbittrich88 Рік тому

      Facts

    • @kevinsmoon3257
      @kevinsmoon3257 6 місяців тому

      @@jm.Beats. no but he was right about the dennis siver thing for sure. They basically kept Frankie Edgar in the sidelines to avoid him fighting conor since he was a bad stylistic match up

  • @JOOLVAUR
    @JOOLVAUR 4 роки тому +30

    8:58 pause for the best Joey Diaz face ever

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 7 років тому +228

    8:55 the greatest part of the video 😂😂😂😂

  • @dumbwhitening4475
    @dumbwhitening4475 3 роки тому +27

    Joey hands down one of the top randomly funny people 😂

  • @theguvnor3880
    @theguvnor3880 8 років тому +39

    Rogan: Do you really eat boogers?
    Joey Diaz: From time to time

  • @Bobby.B619
    @Bobby.B619 4 роки тому +420

    Who’s watching this (again) while waiting out the corona virus 🦠

    • @losyu09
      @losyu09 4 роки тому +8

      This has to the best segment The JRE has ever had😂

    • @-8l-924
      @-8l-924 4 роки тому +3

      Saul Goodman I’ve been watching all of Joey Diaz’s appearances on this show in recent weeks. stumbled on this fuckin gem for the first time this morning when I woke up and I’ve been laughing all day.

    • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
      @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 4 роки тому +1

      Me 😂😂😂😂

    • @PhillipBryanSchofield
      @PhillipBryanSchofield 4 роки тому +1

      *THATS THE FUCKIN SEED*

    • @PhillipBryanSchofield
      @PhillipBryanSchofield 4 роки тому

      5G is killing us not made up corona

  • @Sleepydill
    @Sleepydill 2 місяці тому +4

    1:50 - 2:50best JRE moment ever.. EVER

  • @TheCourageous0ne
    @TheCourageous0ne 8 років тому +77

    Schaub making up rumors saying "conor said we can do it at 170" he never fucking said that lol

    • @irishjay9485
      @irishjay9485 8 років тому +5

      bobby light noticed that too

    • @zmoodyz
      @zmoodyz 8 років тому +5

      bobby light gona do you rigjt