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  • John Pinette - I dont do ups.
    John Pinette - "I Say Nay Nay" 2004.

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  • @tonyhughes110
    @tonyhughes110 Рік тому +67

    "Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I OBEY the law." Genuinely one of the wittiest, well-delivered lines of comedy you will see at any point in human history. Damn he was great.

    • @AA1319A
      @AA1319A 8 місяців тому

      it's not that funny. this is such lame humour. grade 3 kids would find it funny. if you think this is good comedy i genuinely feel bad for you

    • @GeorgeWitman
      @GeorgeWitman 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@AA1319AI genuinely feel sorry for everyone who's around you. He's talking about his struggles with his life.

    • @User-x5s3x
      @User-x5s3x 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@AA1319A: You appear to have zero sense of humor! I agree with GeorgeWitman!

  • @reedamanda814
    @reedamanda814 10 років тому +359

    Breaks my heart that he's gone. This is my favorite comedy clip of all time. He was such a funny guy.

    • @rogertycholiz2218
      @rogertycholiz2218 6 років тому +8

      I really liked him. Clean, no profanity & filth. He weighed up to 450lbs. at one time and lost a lot
      of pounds. Ironic that when he lost all those pounds shortly after that he lost his life. Really Sad.

    • @cassandramitch8793
      @cassandramitch8793 6 років тому +6

      Rip John. You were the best👍💯

    • @beckysisterinchrist4151
      @beckysisterinchrist4151 5 років тому +2

      Cassandra Mitch ... oh my! What did he die from may I ask? Thank you

    • @kIDNEYKid-xt9uc
      @kIDNEYKid-xt9uc 4 роки тому +1

      @@beckysisterinchrist4151 pulmonary embolism while he was staying at a hotel for a family reunion.

    • @triclopsgamer5934
      @triclopsgamer5934 3 роки тому

      I was having such a good time until I read this comment.

  • @blackbird252
    @blackbird252 10 років тому +317

    I don't do ups.
    Ups defy gravity.
    Gravity's a law.
    And I obey the law!

  • @robertdisabato7133
    @robertdisabato7133 6 років тому +45

    Hysterical... “if I do 45 min and live I am gonna have ravioli and a nap”.... I cried

  • @visitjessiechan
    @visitjessiechan 6 років тому +158

    a nurse just told me today that I should start exercising and once I start I'd get addicted to it... I seriously told her "I'm pretty sure I could quit whenever I wanted" LOL

  • @june7rose
    @june7rose 14 років тому +167

    He's my favorite comedian. I love that he pokes fun at his own journey. Most comedians get laughs by making fun of others, not themselves. I also love that he's absolutely hilarious without every other word being mother-this and f-ing that.

  • @charlesyateschalfant
    @charlesyateschalfant 2 роки тому +20

    One of the greatest comedians of our time.
    He rarely swears and just relies on good clean humour with a good story.

  • @anarchistatheist1917
    @anarchistatheist1917 6 років тому +37

    I was a fan of this man since 2004. I first seen him in the finale episode of Seinfeld, and later in the punisher. He was a very entertaining and funny man. It is a tragedy that he died at only 50. Rest in peace the late great Mr. John Pinette.

  • @timothyyoung9626
    @timothyyoung9626 10 років тому +50

    "I have such a long road ahead of me"
    You sure did John. RIP

  • @SLYSPYHIWAY90
    @SLYSPYHIWAY90 7 років тому +28

    Such a natural talent and a real funny man , he made you laugh without vulgarity and that's rare today

    • @bigwillietheb
      @bigwillietheb 3 роки тому

      I've a few times he got a little raw but not much

  • @catswalkjpgr
    @catswalkjpgr 10 років тому +53

    My all time favorite comedian and he has been since the late 80s when I first saw him. Rest In Peace. We love you John.

    • @bigwillietheb
      @bigwillietheb 3 роки тому +1

      first time i ever saw John Pinette he was on an episode of ALF

  • @AnneTheWriter
    @AnneTheWriter 10 років тому +93

    Oh, Nay, Nay! Tell me it isn't so! A hilarious comedian who, unlike so many in the industry these days, did not simply rely on profanity in order to make us laugh. I can't even see "Cake Boss" on the TV program listing without thinking of him ("I did not know.. you could arbitrarily declare yourself the boss of a food... I am now the boss of ham.") I look forward to hearing his jokes about life-- and the food-- in heaven.

    • @paradox1554
      @paradox1554 6 років тому +6

      I think we all are looking forward to that

  • @mwalsh1505
    @mwalsh1505 8 років тому +42

    RIP John, thanks for the laughter.

  • @brainsironically
    @brainsironically 6 років тому +158

    What a ripoff. He did all that work, lost a ton of weight, and *then* his heart goes. Such a great guy. Damn shame. Damn shame.

    • @thomasackerly7732
      @thomasackerly7732 4 роки тому

      Brains Ironically fuck up Best comedian ever.

    • @bobjoe7682
      @bobjoe7682 3 роки тому +1

      mia khalifa

    • @shadogen
      @shadogen 3 роки тому +3

      It wasn't his heart.. it was his pancreas..but yeah. f

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 3 роки тому

      yeah, all that health shyte was pushed on him & his body said nope. :(

    • @MetalHeadbanger7
      @MetalHeadbanger7 3 роки тому +2

      He actually had his fat surgically removed (guess he wasn't losing weight fast enough, I don't know) and his body couldn't handle such radical change so it shut down. Damn shame, he was one of the few clean comedians I enjoyed.

  • @mengoingabroad8576
    @mengoingabroad8576 5 років тому +12

    Pinette... the best comedian ever
    RIP

  • @tamibulik6774
    @tamibulik6774 10 років тому +39

    Thank you for the laughs withought the profanity~~prayers to your family~~RIP John

  • @jeanettecook1088
    @jeanettecook1088 2 роки тому +6

    Pure joy, just love him. Great that we have so many UA-cam videos of him...a legacy for the future of fun.

  • @stewartstanfield2257
    @stewartstanfield2257 9 років тому +34

    When I finally got to like John Pinette's comedy he was already gone! If anyone could upload any more "full" standup shows, I'd really love to hear some more full shows.

  • @MAlatinboy
    @MAlatinboy 14 років тому +9

    This guy went to my current high school years ago, and I gotta say he's funny. Proud to be a fellow Lancer, John!

    • @renaminginprogress6903
      @renaminginprogress6903 Рік тому

      I hope all is well for you in your 20's my lad. John Pinette smiles down on you as well for his Alma Mater

  • @Gmtail
    @Gmtail 4 роки тому +5

    He was my all time favorite comedian. I finally bought comedy tickets for my friends and myself to see him at the Borgata as a Christmas present. Well, a few weeks after he died and I never got to see him 😕😕. He will be missed and was an amazing man.

  • @garymcaleer6112
    @garymcaleer6112 2 роки тому +8

    He and Louis Anderson were great comics. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor. It keeps the humble spirit intact. Pompous humor is the antithesis.

  • @jessfrankel5212
    @jessfrankel5212 6 років тому +12

    He really was truly gifted. Pity he went so young. RIP...thanks for making us laugh--a lot.

  • @DragoRaRaRa
    @DragoRaRaRa 6 років тому +2

    I rememeber after a really bad break up my dad showed me his stand up and I got soooo happy after.

  • @MarcusBess
    @MarcusBess 10 років тому +7

    R.I.P. JP - this is my favorite bit. You will be missed but your comedy will live on!

  • @hmsljj
    @hmsljj 6 років тому +8

    Great, great comedian. RIP big guy. "I don't do ups. Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law ..... "

  • @TheSinger1004
    @TheSinger1004 14 років тому +8

    saw this guy twice. Love him. If you never seen a 40 year old man doubled over in pain and pounding on the table because he is in so much pain from laughing it is a site. Pinnette is the funniest guy around

  • @72napablue
    @72napablue 10 років тому +9

    You will be missed John.. Thanks for the laughs.. R.I.P. :' (

  • @_Kerberos_
    @_Kerberos_ 14 років тому +6

    I'm German and Norwegian, and I think he's fucking hilarious. His Ewok impression is pretty awesome too. "His head is as big as a manhole cover... we don't talk about it" hahahaha

  • @johnjones5354
    @johnjones5354 6 місяців тому +1

    It was obvious, from the big smile on his face, that he really enjoyed entertaining people. And he was a master at it.

  • @semsemeini7905
    @semsemeini7905 8 років тому +29

    Sad that he died so young. I never even knew him.

  • @wolfovodin7193
    @wolfovodin7193 27 днів тому

    RIP John. Unfortunately I didn’t discover him until after he passed, but I am enjoying all of his content!

  • @corneliusd7963
    @corneliusd7963 6 років тому +4

    Such a sweet man. So deeply missed.

  • @fredmonsewicz5740
    @fredmonsewicz5740 5 років тому +9

    What I like best about John Pinette he didn't have to use foul language to be funny

  • @Joncerto
    @Joncerto 12 років тому +17

    "There's going to be a mushroom cloud over this gym!"

  • @sunshines1love
    @sunshines1love 10 років тому +8

    R.I.P. John we miss you

  • @baileylovesbieber
    @baileylovesbieber 13 років тому +5

    "ups defy gravity, gravity is a law, I obey the law"
    *LMFAO*

  • @verdad8523
    @verdad8523 6 років тому +2

    John pinnette King of comedy for ever

  • @modestoca25
    @modestoca25 13 років тому +4

    I love john pinette, so funny

  • @laurakatecygnarowicz4821
    @laurakatecygnarowicz4821 4 роки тому +1

    It's sad to see him go I'm 9 and it's really nay nay because 54 he still had a long way to go rip

  • @todd2k
    @todd2k 15 років тому +2

    "Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law!" Classic!

  • @pandaface6264
    @pandaface6264 7 років тому +112

    before there was Gabriel Iglesias, there was John Penitte

    • @manufran02
      @manufran02 7 років тому +10

      Panda Face i would of loved to have seen these those do stand up

    • @stepaushi
      @stepaushi 5 років тому +4

      Except that John Pinette was basically clean.

    • @bobbyforce1957
      @bobbyforce1957 5 років тому +2

      @@stepaushi and funny too

    • @theboyscout0156
      @theboyscout0156 5 років тому +2

      Except John is funny

  • @samuelw74
    @samuelw74 5 років тому +2

    will be miss what a legend!!!

  • @timbone65yo
    @timbone65yo 10 років тому +7

    R.I.P John

  • @ajohnson153
    @ajohnson153 16 років тому +1

    "Raviolis and a nap raviolis and a nap" Priceless!

  • @GLue02
    @GLue02 10 років тому +22

    He doesn't do ups. He told them that when HE SIGNED UP. Clearly he does some ups.

    • @simonwilder1994
      @simonwilder1994 10 років тому +28

      Ya, but he had to put some money down, so they cancel out.

    • @anneahlert2997
      @anneahlert2997 7 років тому +2

      Simon Wilder Oh... LMAO!

    • @stepaushi
      @stepaushi 5 років тому

      haha good one

    • @stepaushi
      @stepaushi 5 років тому

      @@simonwilder1994 haha good one

  • @mikehoage5261
    @mikehoage5261 4 роки тому +2

    so funny and clean

  • @seeingdragons4319
    @seeingdragons4319 6 років тому +1

    He was one of the good ones

  • @magicawesomemukbangasmr1615
    @magicawesomemukbangasmr1615 6 років тому +2

    Boogie down is exercise if you do it right. So is bending down to touch your toes. Swimming downstream (though I'm sure swimming upstream burns more calories), and of course getting down to business, if you know what I mean ;). Then there's the downward dog position in yoga and the classic put-the-fork-down dinner table maneuver, there's actually a bunch of ways for non-uppers to get in shape.

  • @phyrefaux7765
    @phyrefaux7765 2 роки тому +4

    He seemed to be a very down to earth guy 😂

  • @arightscepter
    @arightscepter 2 роки тому

    This is so brilliant.

  • @Ferocious_Imbecile
    @Ferocious_Imbecile 14 років тому +2

    I don't much like stand up comedians but this guy is really funny. He should have been given Jay Leno's spot on the Tonight show..

  • @sneakie877
    @sneakie877 8 років тому +7

    "nay nay"

  • @johnzdrazil2140
    @johnzdrazil2140 Рік тому

    Awesome comedian!!
    Sad he's gone!!!
    I'll have to one day have a Beaver Tail in his honor!!

  • @mbertrand
    @mbertrand 4 місяці тому

    “Ravioli’s and a nap!”
    Now there’s motivation!

  • @McGillsTime
    @McGillsTime 15 років тому +1

    i don't do ups lmao thats so funny i love this man lol

  • @newman20072008
    @newman20072008 14 років тому

    you GOTTA luv this guy

  • @roxydog2004
    @roxydog2004 3 роки тому

    A treasure in my book Loui Anderson as well

  • @prototype102010
    @prototype102010 14 років тому +1

    up's defy gravity, gravity is a law, i obey the law. XDi love it

  • @Pamathey
    @Pamathey 16 років тому +1

    freaking hilarious.

  • @manueladarazsdi9675
    @manueladarazsdi9675 6 років тому

    I miss this guy.

  • @jochenau9164
    @jochenau9164 4 місяці тому

    I love the idea of an exercise wing at Betty Ford clinic, brilliant lol

  • @kk-cd7oy
    @kk-cd7oy 7 років тому

    one of the funniest people to every graes us with is present. RIP. John

  • @TheColgrove4
    @TheColgrove4 13 років тому +2

    see that guy with the muscles over there thats not gonna be me....
    Laughed so hard!!!!

  • @mji3942
    @mji3942 16 років тому

    thats what i thought when i first saw him. and i still do

  • @nascar1234567890
    @nascar1234567890 15 років тому

    fan1 he is a really fun guy

  • @Fliptwisttt245
    @Fliptwisttt245 14 років тому

    HE'S HILARIOUS! he has a baby face!!

  • @rinnishouldienow
    @rinnishouldienow 16 років тому

    this is awesome

  • @alf527
    @alf527 15 років тому

    Round is a shape!

  • @scottwill627
    @scottwill627 Рік тому +1

    I saw Andrew Dice Clay many years ago and I thought he was the funniest comedian I had ever seen. I was wrong John Pinette could have made this world a much better place heading around rest in peace background

  • @ursafan40
    @ursafan40 2 роки тому +1

    What amazes me is, he has one joke.
    He's fat. That's it.
    But he finds a million different funny situations that keep him in fresh material,
    and from being boring.

  • @rinnishouldienow
    @rinnishouldienow 16 років тому

    he is looking good

  • @arightscepter
    @arightscepter 2 роки тому

    The ad was two guys talking with a bag of Lay's potato chips. The one guy says, "Lay's, this brings back memories." Hehe, I'll say. Who remembers lays?

  • @embrownie12
    @embrownie12 16 років тому

    "we can really see it in your face!"
    "how big was my head when i started this journey!?!?"

  • @oldschoolcomedy848
    @oldschoolcomedy848 9 років тому

    Awesome!

  • @abes10
    @abes10 15 років тому

    Holy shit....agreed....

  • @MrRL-yu9ir
    @MrRL-yu9ir 3 роки тому

    😂 I just heard his audio today on tiktok oh man he's hilarious

  • @srpdesigns
    @srpdesigns 6 років тому +1

    Get him off that machine ..Hes Crying!!!!....😂😂😂😂

  • @Fliptwisttt245
    @Fliptwisttt245 14 років тому

    dont u just love funny ppl!!!

  • @TuckerMcKee
    @TuckerMcKee 15 років тому

    me too!

  • @rhalld
    @rhalld 16 років тому

    I saw him last night at Zany's in St. Charles he was so funny.

  • @souicanet
    @souicanet 14 років тому

    Winner

  • @ManBearPig3
    @ManBearPig3 2 роки тому

    I had to present at my annual meeting for work. Forst joke I told was about doing downs.

  • @kathleenirish
    @kathleenirish 5 років тому +2

    Raviolis and a nap!

  • @kelseyhm
    @kelseyhm 13 років тому

    Lol classic :) he is adorable.
    RAVIOLIS AND A NAP!

  • @starswimmer101
    @starswimmer101 12 років тому +3

    "I don't do ups .....ups defy gravity......gravity's a law..... I OBEY THE LAW!"
    "OH YEAH! KOOL-AID'S HERE!"
    "Getting back in shape.....NO!"
    "RAVIOLIS AND A NAP! RAVIOLIS AND A NAP!"
    "So I'm not just big, I'm a carrier! People get big around me."
    "See that guy with the muscles over there.......THAT'S NOT GONNA BE ME!"
    -So FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! I laughed SOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @CaitieChaotic
    @CaitieChaotic 15 років тому

    OMG this dude is Funny! =]
    "NAY NAY!" .

  • @jlm993
    @jlm993 16 років тому

    NAY! NAY!

  • @stoneblue1795
    @stoneblue1795 2 роки тому

    Well played, funny man.
    But you left us too soon.

  • @helenmullane3547
    @helenmullane3547 Рік тому

    ❤️

  • @PhantomLord
    @PhantomLord 15 років тому

    Take him off that machine, He's Crying!

  • @Woo88
    @Woo88 11 років тому

    He's so funny!

  • @krupu
    @krupu 15 років тому

    O nay nay! :D

  • @rinnishouldienow
    @rinnishouldienow 16 років тому

    getting in to shape

  • @buggoff
    @buggoff 16 років тому

    Would be nice to hear some new material from john

  • @Jalendra13
    @Jalendra13 15 років тому

    Ravioli's and a nap, ravioli's and a nap!

  • @angrychickin
    @angrychickin 15 років тому

    me too

  • @dudelambozacmanguy6036
    @dudelambozacmanguy6036 3 роки тому +1

    as a legit solder yes we do the "solders walk" AND WE THINK ITS DUMB TOO

  • @IIbikerII
    @IIbikerII 14 років тому

    lol "nay nay" that makes it epic tbh

  • @goodkeyfitness
    @goodkeyfitness 16 років тому

    the fan at about 1:33... wowzers!

  • @TheMerkedya
    @TheMerkedya 14 років тому

    ups defy gravity, gravity is a law, i obey the law