Heaviest songs ever

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2016
  • This is just my opinion.
    (I do not own any of this music, this is all promotional for the amazing bands listed)

КОМЕНТАРІ • 27 тис.

  • @thecoconut4569
    @thecoconut4569 4 роки тому +18951

    nice to see all these nice people here

    • @serioulysam123
      @serioulysam123  4 роки тому +1291

      Mark R. Chandar Metal people are some of the nicest people 🥰

    • @thecoconut4569
      @thecoconut4569 4 роки тому +208

      Sam Corbin that’s true

    • @SFCKNZSD
      @SFCKNZSD 4 роки тому +95

      it’s nice to see you here too

    • @yaku63
      @yaku63 4 роки тому +29

      Sup Megamind Mute.

    • @jaeger1009
      @jaeger1009 4 роки тому +24

      Hello mi british friend

  • @legoeater6920
    @legoeater6920 Рік тому +2164

    This is what people in the 1950's thought Elvis sounded like

  • @funneneym9965
    @funneneym9965 3 роки тому +10780

    This is what non metalheads think Metallica sounds like

  • @EnigmaEnginseer
    @EnigmaEnginseer Рік тому +167

    Remember, if your band logo doesn’t look like a thorny bush you’re doing it wrong

  • @weirdsong
    @weirdsong 7 місяців тому +70

    This is what grandmas think Led Zeppelin sounds like

    • @alec1982
      @alec1982 7 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @laced9585
    @laced9585 4 роки тому +6414

    What people think I listen to when I say "I like metal"

  • @lxillisxviii5336
    @lxillisxviii5336 3 роки тому +2384

    My stomach when I haven’t eaten all day

  • @Moonwalker1075
    @Moonwalker1075 Рік тому +75

    This what people who don't listen to metal think iron maiden sound like.

  • @Jas_117
    @Jas_117 Рік тому +62

    *world's longest burps*

  • @dizzasterartist
    @dizzasterartist 4 роки тому +595

    When he said:
    *ourghe weeee weee wourghe wurwur*
    I've felt that

  • @dostamales1957
    @dostamales1957 2 роки тому +366

    “When a woman likes you she speaks in a higher tone”
    Women around me:

  • @Tim2716
    @Tim2716 Рік тому +85

    This is how Imagine Dragons listeners imagine Bon Jovi sounds like.

  • @gravyspin2938
    @gravyspin2938 3 роки тому +731

    When you can’t read the band name you known it’s good shit.

    • @toospooked4594
      @toospooked4594 3 роки тому +61

      When you can't understand what there saying is good stuff too lol

    • @ynonkak
      @ynonkak 3 роки тому +11

      There is this one band I only listen to one of their songs and the song and band name literally has ... at the end because it can’t fit on screen

    • @Reoat-ib9dk
      @Reoat-ib9dk 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@ynonkak For real?

    • @ynonkak
      @ynonkak 3 роки тому +3

      @@Reoat-ib9dk yeah

    • @ynonkak
      @ynonkak 3 роки тому +3

      @@Reoat-ib9dk I found the song and try to find the band by using the song name and just remember the band name is very long the song is called pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

  • @TheEasybeat
    @TheEasybeat 3 роки тому +829

    Apparently the heavier they get, the less legible the band name is.

    • @phuckp.cummings5148
      @phuckp.cummings5148 3 роки тому +14

      I feel it should be the other way around, where if the band name is illegible, the heavier they are

    • @Pengd
      @Pengd 3 роки тому +6

      @@phuckp.cummings5148 So do I but it seems slam bands beg to differ.

    • @digitalmortality2804
      @digitalmortality2804 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pengd some of them, for example suffocation and devourment

    • @crashdummy40
      @crashdummy40 3 роки тому

      The Opposite from the ass tracks i just heard

    • @digitalmortality2804
      @digitalmortality2804 3 роки тому

      @@crashdummy40 actually, it isnt the opposite

  • @ikon4255
    @ikon4255 Рік тому +46

    this is what black sabbath sounded like to people in 1969

  • @kkirill4633
    @kkirill4633 Рік тому +73

    Forget about the music - the covers are literal pieces of art

  • @harrisonkallergis8306
    @harrisonkallergis8306 2 роки тому +450

    Cannibal Corpse sounds like the Beatles after this.

    • @anesthesia24
      @anesthesia24 2 роки тому +10

      the beatles are nice tho

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 роки тому +38

      @@anesthesia24 That’s what he meant. Cannibal corpse sounds really ugly, but after these songs they sound really melodic and nice. He’s only praising cannibal corpse and making fun of slam deathcore.

    • @anesthesia24
      @anesthesia24 2 роки тому

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 im a metalhead but do people actually like this slam deathcore shit ?

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 роки тому +2

      @@anesthesia24 Probably not. These bands aren’t extravagantly famous, probably because it just sounds that ugly. The people who like it probably say it as a joke.

    • @thedjentleman1662
      @thedjentleman1662 2 роки тому +18

      @@anesthesia24 I'm metalhead too and slam fucking sucks, it's an insult to metal and the worse is that it gets confused with death metal

  • @joeltheranker580
    @joeltheranker580 2 роки тому +967

    Timestamps:
    0:22 Imagine Dragons - Believer
    0:50 Nickelback - Photograph
    1:22 The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long
    1:53 Darude - Sandstorm
    2:22 The Beatles - HEY JUDE
    3:00 Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
    3:31 Smash Mouth - All Star
    4:04 Spice Girls - Wannabe
    4:36 The Wiggles - Fruit Salad
    5:38 Cocomelon - Wheels On The Bus

  • @SvedskiKuvar
    @SvedskiKuvar Рік тому +45

    This is what my great-grandmother thinks The Beatles sounds like.

    • @N3RDYZ
      @N3RDYZ Рік тому

      PFFT THE BEATLES?! WHAT THATS LIKE 1%

    • @jjandjacks7928
      @jjandjacks7928 Рік тому

      @@N3RDYZthat’s the joke

  • @randomanimations6462
    @randomanimations6462 8 місяців тому +32

    They all drank a large McDonalds sprite before this

  • @gemstonez
    @gemstonez 2 роки тому +446

    this is what i thought linkin park sounded like when i was 6

    • @abeginnerspov5968
      @abeginnerspov5968 2 роки тому +16

      I won't be surprised to see people expecting a Linkin Park song. Chester was a fucking demon

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 роки тому +1

      @@abeginnerspov5968 Jason Evans makes his screams puny

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 2 роки тому

      @@abeginnerspov5968 RIP :(

    • @Grapesoda-is7ti
      @Grapesoda-is7ti 2 роки тому

      This is what Minecraft players think Korn sound like

  • @robertphillips1605
    @robertphillips1605 Рік тому +376

    I love brutal death metal but at this point I feel like it's a competition to see who can sound the most like a frog

    • @dragonking3652
      @dragonking3652 Рік тому +28

      I dont see the problem lol.

    • @twilightwolfpiano
      @twilightwolfpiano Рік тому +24

      ok as a fan of this music, this made me laugh

    • @Somewhere_Bagel
      @Somewhere_Bagel Рік тому +16

      Thats because lot of these are slam or some variation of that. Some of my favorite brutal death metal bands are Mortal Decay, Internal Bleeding, Demillich, Disgorge, Gorgasm, and more. Although i do love these stupidly over the top bands like this video

    • @lightningmonky7674
      @lightningmonky7674 Рік тому

      Or a pig!

    • @ofxquixx4609
      @ofxquixx4609 11 місяців тому

      It's Deathcore or Ultra Death Metal

  • @slipknotmfkrlocust8843
    @slipknotmfkrlocust8843 4 місяці тому +56

    Can't believe Taylor Swift wasn't on here.

    • @Gaz_42069
      @Gaz_42069 4 місяці тому +4

      Bro really made me spit out my water 😂

    • @lancelot5125
      @lancelot5125 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny
    @smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny 11 місяців тому +28

    i fully expect the last song to be a recording of my dad snoring

  • @angeloundercover8012
    @angeloundercover8012 2 роки тому +966

    My mom used to sing me these songs before bed.

  • @ash_vagabond3308
    @ash_vagabond3308 8 місяців тому +43

    Top 10 greatest burps of all time

  • @foobindoobindoobers2772
    @foobindoobindoobers2772 Рік тому +70

    U know it’s heavy when it sounds like someone shitting

  • @fresabeso3353
    @fresabeso3353 4 роки тому +1454

    Finally some nice Christian music

  • @oscarh5439
    @oscarh5439 3 роки тому +808

    This is how Slipknot sounds to people who listen to mainstream pop

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 роки тому +17

      You mean led zeppelin

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc 2 роки тому +46

      @Sam and it's a good thing, metal needs to become more popular, we need more metal fans.

    • @Ataxanrakhminov
      @Ataxanrakhminov 2 роки тому +1

      @@tcg1_qc wake the F*ck up bro metal is dead since late 90s

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 роки тому +27

      @@Ataxanrakhminov So apparently slipknot became randomly popular throughout the 2010s? Talk about metal being dead lol.

    • @Ataxanrakhminov
      @Ataxanrakhminov 2 роки тому +3

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 I was talking about metal being less popular

  • @neealexbendkei6412
    @neealexbendkei6412 Рік тому +62

    Slam Death metal ❌
    Burp Metal ✔️

  • @lunar.enigma08
    @lunar.enigma08 Рік тому +52

    all these bands have super complex logos that are near impossible to read, but it's a sort of art that i can appreciate in a way. they're like the entangled brambles of doom, forming vague letters of prophecy. overall not my sorta music but i don't actually hate it. also all the people that made the album art are super talented.

    • @blackhole7668
      @blackhole7668 Рік тому

      Who tf asked you?

    • @hoodi3flare
      @hoodi3flare Рік тому +7

      @@blackhole7668 🤓

    • @lunar.enigma08
      @lunar.enigma08 Рік тому +8

      @@blackhole7668 just stating my opinion. i wanted to create a positive since this comment section is full of negatives.

    • @weeklydoseofinsanity3319
      @weeklydoseofinsanity3319 Рік тому +2

      @@blackhole7668 everyone's entitled to what they want to say, to put it on the internet. don't make it a reality where we shut down people's opinions, do you want what you say to be shut down? hell if you say you don't care about being shut down (which I know you'll certainly respond saying something of the sort), wont it still be pretty fucking annoying for something to shut you up? have a think about it

    • @PedroHenrique-ng7tm
      @PedroHenrique-ng7tm Рік тому +2

      @@lunar.enigma08 we need more people like you asap

  • @bode6128
    @bode6128 3 роки тому +596

    So is this how people who listen to pop think metal sounds

    • @aeron_draven
      @aeron_draven 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah basically

    • @fymarchan6476
      @fymarchan6476 3 роки тому +3

      theappletree Metallica is not Metal it’s just fucking money machine

    • @joeyhammer6702
      @joeyhammer6702 3 роки тому +33

      @@fymarchan6476 what you fucking mean Metallica is definitely metal. Maybe they sold out on their 5th album but that doesn’t mean they are garbage. You don’t have to hate popular stuff. Metallica helped paved the way for thrash metal which led to the development of death metal and other extreme genres. So Metallica has rightfully earned their spot in the metal world. Do you mean to tell me master of puppets, ajfa, kill em all, ride the lightning, and the black album are bad albums maybe give them and actual listen

    • @babtizedinbloodofficial7679
      @babtizedinbloodofficial7679 3 роки тому

      This is the new heaviest metal we have

    • @wizarddemon
      @wizarddemon 3 роки тому +2

      @@joeyhammer6702 I think he's new

  • @chrisclips5175
    @chrisclips5175 3 роки тому +1211

    Ok this makes me think slipknot and pantera are rock bands

    • @littlefire1205
      @littlefire1205 3 роки тому +125

      if you listen to this type of music for only like 2 days, everything else is pop songs. i thought metallica, slayer, slipknot, and system of a down were heavy until i only listened to Infant Annihilator for a week and when i listened to those bands i just listened, i was like "😐"

    • @Wegetsu
      @Wegetsu 3 роки тому +44

      @@littlefire1205 Kinda same...I'd still prefer Pantera or any band from the big 4 over this but opinions I guess.

    • @MorbidMindedManiac
      @MorbidMindedManiac 3 роки тому +39

      Going back to Metallica and Judas Priest after going on a brutal fucking death metal session for 3 days just doesn’t feel right

    • @mateogonzalez6421
      @mateogonzalez6421 3 роки тому +28

      Listening to the darker and heavier sub genres of metal makes me want to dance when somebody plays thrash.

    • @raskullsshako
      @raskullsshako 3 роки тому +14

      @@mateogonzalez6421 I mean, it won’t hurt to do the Toxic Waltz 🤘🏻

  • @epikilleviatanoexl2458
    @epikilleviatanoexl2458 6 місяців тому +22

    when you're happy you enjoy the song, when you're sad you understand the lyrics

    • @user-ib8gw8vc9j
      @user-ib8gw8vc9j 5 місяців тому

      Black people hear rap white people hear rock music

    • @fanaticofmetal
      @fanaticofmetal 4 місяці тому

      ​@@user-ib8gw8vc9jBoth usually listen to rap lol, metal is not mainstream

    • @user-ib8gw8vc9j
      @user-ib8gw8vc9j 4 місяці тому

      Hm ok

  • @blo0persco0per55
    @blo0persco0per55 Рік тому +27

    You know it’s heavy when the vocals start to sound like long burps

  • @DoktrDub
    @DoktrDub 4 роки тому +183

    You know it’s heavy when you can’t read the band name

  • @Miek333
    @Miek333 3 роки тому +352

    Perfect music to play at a wedding, funeral, or a 8 years olds birthday party.

    • @_Fetch_
      @_Fetch_ 3 роки тому +9

      That’s the kind of music I listened to when I was like 3, so that joke is out the window-😂

    • @taggarerinkeby626
      @taggarerinkeby626 3 роки тому +5

      yea all kids dancing to this 😎👍

    • @haley-ru7jz
      @haley-ru7jz 3 роки тому +2

      Definitely playing one of these at my funeral

    • @TankEngine75
      @TankEngine75 2 роки тому +1

      Never understood why metal music is apparently not for weddings or kids or whatever, I listened to metal since I was a kid so I don't understand the jokes

  • @Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
    @Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Рік тому +55

    Mother of God, It's All Toilet Sounds!

  • @ulench6653
    @ulench6653 Рік тому +31

    My favourite lyrics were "gruuuurgh glurghglurgh gruuuurghlghhh"

  • @user-ml7jg1do6s
    @user-ml7jg1do6s 3 роки тому +513

    Pop-lover: i like every type of music
    Me:

    • @salfisher114
      @salfisher114 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @salfisher114
      @salfisher114 3 роки тому +1

      @Cerberus DUDEEE

    • @filomenyhospis
      @filomenyhospis 3 роки тому +1

      а как насчет харш нойза?

    • @user-ml7jg1do6s
      @user-ml7jg1do6s 3 роки тому

      @@filomenyhospis и копрограйндкор

    • @wizarddemon
      @wizarddemon 3 роки тому

      @Cerberus ahh screw angus is gonna take them to hell

  • @zemaneiro292
    @zemaneiro292 4 роки тому +178

    Top 10 songs for people who "listen to every kind of music"

    • @Akshay-dn8qc
      @Akshay-dn8qc 4 роки тому +12

      Checkmate people who “listen to every type of music”

    • @medisculpodemisaccionesinm2298
      @medisculpodemisaccionesinm2298 3 роки тому +4

      I hate them

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 3 роки тому

      but this isnt music

    • @MisterAutist
      @MisterAutist 3 роки тому +14

      @@childmolester6557 There is rhythm to all these songs and dissonance within it's notes, therefore, it's music.

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 3 роки тому +2

      @@MisterAutist well, still shitty and boring music, and i listen to metal too, but i prefer the oldschool stuff with a message and some emotions behind those screams over some burps, just my opinion

  • @hollymountains9078
    @hollymountains9078 Рік тому +30

    This is what the parents of the 70's thought when they heard about metal

    • @masterfrank7607
      @masterfrank7607 Рік тому +5

      Imagine if they could time travel and hear some of these songs + Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, Metallica, etc.

    • @Chief_-yb3fx
      @Chief_-yb3fx Рік тому +3

      ​@@masterfrank7607 show them Darko US and they'll have a seizure

  • @balddavemustaine7620
    @balddavemustaine7620 Рік тому +25

    Sounds like someone had too much Pepsi

  • @evanlewis4425
    @evanlewis4425 3 роки тому +556

    Me: yeah I like Metallica,
    What’s going through their mind:

    • @dankboi6128
      @dankboi6128 3 роки тому +4

      *their*

    • @vandalking8341
      @vandalking8341 3 роки тому +1

      Ahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂

    • @rikkatheconure2395
      @rikkatheconure2395 3 роки тому +2

      the exact opposite happened to me.. i said i liked metal and they were like "so like matallica?" of course they were like 50 tho and thats the heviest thing that exists to him

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 3 роки тому

      @@rikkatheconure2395 I would make a joke about this comment, but I'm not gonna...

    • @masteroffire5793
      @masteroffire5793 3 роки тому

      Metallica is heavier than some of these change my mind

  • @katfis
    @katfis 3 роки тому +465

    its more of a countdown of the most unreadable logos

    • @gallowshumor1784
      @gallowshumor1784 3 роки тому

      Meh these logos are easier to read than a lot of better bands

    • @antongerasin3871
      @antongerasin3871 3 роки тому +7

      @@gallowshumor1784 If by "better bands" u mean Slipknot or Disturbed - idk wtf are u doing here.

    • @nyxo8064
      @nyxo8064 3 роки тому

      @@antongerasin3871 he never mentioned slipknot or disturbed and as bad as those bands theyre still better then 9/10 of these bands

    • @antongerasin3871
      @antongerasin3871 3 роки тому +1

      @@nyxo8064 I guess it's right if you're up for generic stratched shit. I wouldn't protect all of this bands, but at least 4 of them are just incomparably better at making truely NEW music. Not like Slipknot never did, but 3/4 of their songs would be 10 times better if were like 2 times shorter.

    • @Reoat-ib9dk
      @Reoat-ib9dk 3 роки тому

      I can read #6

  • @coolstuffsam4468
    @coolstuffsam4468 Рік тому +63

    Mom: my child is such an angel he couldn’t do any harm
    … the kid’s playlist

    • @notamemethememe589
      @notamemethememe589 Рік тому +11

      I find that people with metal playlists are actually really chill. Guess the heavier it is, the more anger they hold in

    • @coolstuffsam4468
      @coolstuffsam4468 Рік тому +1

      @@vikernes723 I see you everywhere stop copying and pasting the same comment

  • @katie5306
    @katie5306 Рік тому +35

    this is what non metal heads thing slipknot sounds like

    • @stanker6115
      @stanker6115 Рік тому +8

      slipknot fans think slipknot is the heaviest shit ever

    • @lightlezs7048
      @lightlezs7048 Рік тому +4

      @@stanker6115 Honestly slipknot feels much heavier then any of these grindcore/deathcore songs.
      I think the quality of the sound in this particular video just makes the music presented too boring and not heavy.
      Just listen to like 5 seconds of Heaviest Matter of the Universe by Gojira and it already will blow any of this stuff away in terms of heaviness.

  • @frijolitocool
    @frijolitocool 2 роки тому +162

    This has 2009 vibes yet it was made in 2016

  • @BlaseApollo
    @BlaseApollo 3 роки тому +369

    Not my cup of tea but
    A. Some of the riffs were amazing
    B. Cover art was badass
    C. People who are saying that this "isnt music" or "doesn't require talent " are completely wrong

    • @guitarplayer1495
      @guitarplayer1495 3 роки тому +51

      well, people who call this music untalented or just 'noise' are probably either K-Pop fans or rap fans.

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 роки тому +9

      Plus I, despoiler had one of the most difficult vocals ever

    • @guitarplayer1495
      @guitarplayer1495 2 роки тому +11

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 check out Cattle Decap, Infant Annihilator, Cryptopsy, Oath To Order, Shadow of Intent if you like those guys. or Acrania, Lorna Shore, Within Destruction, or even mental cruelty! Those guys are nuts

    • @heavymetalhorseman2068
      @heavymetalhorseman2068 2 роки тому +2

      Spot on.

    • @rokko4047
      @rokko4047 2 роки тому +5

      @@guitarplayer1495 i like rap and kpop and i think this shit's fire

  • @NukeGunray
    @NukeGunray Рік тому +36

    Thumbs up if you're having this video recommended on the 21st november of 2022

  • @frytagustaw1447
    @frytagustaw1447 Рік тому +25

    My stomach after eating something outdated

  • @thesenate2656
    @thesenate2656 2 роки тому +105

    What comes to my grandma’s mind when I mention Iron Maiden

    • @J-Santana155
      @J-Santana155 2 роки тому +5

      Lol my step dad thinks iron maiden came from the devil

    • @Solvo6000
      @Solvo6000 2 роки тому +2

      My dad says that when he was a kid he was scared of Maiden because of the posters

  • @charliesarmmole704
    @charliesarmmole704 6 років тому +152

    The less readable the logo the heavier the band

  • @craig5222
    @craig5222 Рік тому +29

    Amputated- “slam pig” literally sounds like the progression of a Taco Bell and natural light bowel movement in a public bathroom with concrete walls

    • @auctive7439
      @auctive7439 14 днів тому

      Somebody said the vocals on their 2014 album (different vocalist, more normal death metal vocals) were generic. Mf EVERY slam vocal just sounds like someone downed a 32 oz baja blast at 3am and picked up the mic you can't call shit generic

  • @OneSillyWanker
    @OneSillyWanker Рік тому +16

    I like when the vocals devolve into pig grunts and jets taking off.

  • @another_irate_user
    @another_irate_user Рік тому +20

    My favorite one is where he goes:
    "AAAAUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Рік тому

      My personal favorite is when goes BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

  • @big_titan_ofleft_house8377
    @big_titan_ofleft_house8377 4 роки тому +87

    When peppa pig is the vocalist

  • @maxgoryachevofficial
    @maxgoryachevofficial 4 роки тому +68

    I just love the peaceful PowerPoint type transitions between the songs

  • @lilairstrike535
    @lilairstrike535 8 місяців тому +31

    not necessarily a “fan” of this genre, but all of their artwork and cover pieces are awesome 🤩

  • @AdamMathews
    @AdamMathews Рік тому +21

    lol the second one sounds like a man burping for the first time in years

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth Рік тому +1

      tfw your growls are so low it just sounds like a burp

    • @snailmail2000
      @snailmail2000 Рік тому

      Now it's unhearable

  • @maxk9102
    @maxk9102 3 роки тому +156

    The harder is to read the band name, heaviest the metal is.

    • @arockfloatinginspace4488
      @arockfloatinginspace4488 3 роки тому +4

      Nope i can read suffocatin's name easily

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 роки тому

      So wait, if nickelback makes their logo completely illegible, they become a really heavy band?

  • @francisfrain6385
    @francisfrain6385 4 роки тому +131

    Top 10 songs that you can smell

    • @lilblinder11
      @lilblinder11 4 роки тому +5

      ha comedy 👏

    • @juicykiwi7347
      @juicykiwi7347 3 роки тому +7

      Smells like phlegm, plaque, tobacco, and beer.

    • @luvscxrs8606
      @luvscxrs8606 3 роки тому +4

      Step 1: consume copious amounts of Taco Bell
      Step 2: record whatever comes out of you
      Step 3: play metal over the recordings

  • @bruhmomentum9695
    @bruhmomentum9695 Рік тому +25

    Its so hard to find metal that melts your face off without the lyrics just devolving into a pig/frog hybrid being hate fucked while the drummer plays "how fast can the bass pedal go". I just want a distinct melody, rather than a wall of noise

    • @davidavila8805
      @davidavila8805 Рік тому

      Listen to electric wizard , or high on fire

    • @Pupp377
      @Pupp377 Рік тому

      Breaking Benjamin. They’re more butt rock or post grunge than metal but they’re pretty much exactly what you’re looking for. If you want more metal I’d start with either Ember or Phobia but for Post Grunge check out We Are Not Alone

    • @War_Meister_Records
      @War_Meister_Records Рік тому

      @David Avila Huata is much heavier for doomers, It isn't just over done sabbath worship. (Not saying anything is wrong with sabbath or EW , I love em both) However the underground of doom and sludge metal is where you'll find the good shit

    • @oofydoom
      @oofydoom Рік тому

      Lmao couldn't have said it better myself.

    • @chambersofmadness3730
      @chambersofmadness3730 Рік тому

      listen to demolition hammer

  • @eclipsed4631
    @eclipsed4631 Рік тому +26

    Bruh I do deathcore vocals and I hear this shit and it makes me question my sanity.

    • @TPS84
      @TPS84 Рік тому +3

      The better question is "Why is it all just Slam?" At this point it's just a Lousiana Swamp with guitars, a bass, and drums just blasting in the background.

    • @trentonmcintyre5617
      @trentonmcintyre5617 Рік тому

      @@TPS84 right, like there’s some other better subgenres to choose from. Would’ve been nice to see a bit of classic death metal or some deathcore bands

  • @Zane_windle
    @Zane_windle 3 роки тому +125

    Imagine if this was what alarm clocks sound like.

    • @nikodragu3
      @nikodragu3 3 роки тому +12

      U gotta agree that it will be 10x more effective

    • @Zane_windle
      @Zane_windle 3 роки тому +1

      @@nikodragu3 it will definitely wake you up

    • @beauchambliss9910
      @beauchambliss9910 3 роки тому

      I would love it t9 be hones

    • @kerembayrammusic
      @kerembayrammusic 3 роки тому +2

      Good idea, setting my alarm to burping noises over hardcore guitar riffs

    • @SxpectBeats
      @SxpectBeats 3 роки тому

      You know what is the best thing? This songs are my alarm🤪😅

  • @tebunky8187
    @tebunky8187 2 роки тому +133

    what non metalheads think korn sounds like:

  • @extrememetaldonnie8715
    @extrememetaldonnie8715 Рік тому +38

    what people think when i say “i like metal”
    they are right.

  • @Squidoooodle
    @Squidoooodle Рік тому +40

    This is what metallica Sounds like to non metalheads

    • @ironcity4182
      @ironcity4182 Рік тому

      🤣 crazy thing I listen to all genres and know Metallica ain’t nothing like this. I love the sound of these but the vocals can’t get into.

    • @AlexisAyala-er9yt
      @AlexisAyala-er9yt 2 місяці тому

      A si creía mi tío que suena kiss 😂😂😂

  • @PieroMinayaRojas
    @PieroMinayaRojas 3 роки тому +149

    How to make a "heavy song":
    -Play drums fast
    -Use double pedal
    -Low guitar tuning
    -Pig vocals
    And there you go

    • @hardcorechronicles
      @hardcorechronicles 3 роки тому

      Hooombre, siempre encuentro un comentario tuyo en algúnos lugares inesperados ja

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 3 роки тому

      @@hardcorechronicles xd enserio?

    • @hardcorechronicles
      @hardcorechronicles 3 роки тому

      @@PieroMinayaRojas En casi todos de los demos de System y en algún otro más de metal

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 3 роки тому +1

      @@hardcorechronicles Mmhh bueno yo he subido mucho material de System

    • @hardcorechronicles
      @hardcorechronicles 3 роки тому

      @@PieroMinayaRojas Sii, yo creo que he comentado algúno hace tiempo pero la verdad me sorprende encontrarte en ciertos lugares ja, no lo tomes a mal

  • @creamcheez6354
    @creamcheez6354 2 роки тому +66

    0:50 when he said *e̸̢͍̼͆͛͋u̸̢̻̼͌͒͝a̴̪͔̪̔̽̚o̵̞͕̼̓͐̔u̵̢͖̼̓͛̕i̸͎̞͕͐̓͠a̵͙͎̐̓͌͜r̴̢͍͑̽͜͝g̵̢̠̠̀͌̈́h̵̠͚͉̓̔͘y̵̠̻̦͑̀r̸̠͕̙͛̚̕r̸̢͎̽̈́́͜g̸̡͚̻͛̐h̴͇͍̟͋̓* i felt that

  • @KillerT-Bone
    @KillerT-Bone Рік тому +23

    Death metal fans when I tell them I just want to listen to hard rock instead of "poison ejaculation dead fetus" with literal gore on the album cover.

    • @jfxventas7735
      @jfxventas7735 Рік тому +1

      It's fun, even though it can be repetitive

    • @bryannguyen1260
      @bryannguyen1260 Рік тому

      I love hard rock too! Foghat rocks!

    • @idfk8498
      @idfk8498 Рік тому +2

      These songs aren't Death Metal, except for Skinless, but I feel ya.

    • @auctive7439
      @auctive7439 14 днів тому

      @@idfk8498 Ingested is death too

    • @idfk8498
      @idfk8498 14 днів тому

      @@auctive7439 yeah my bad, honestly don't know why I didn't realize that.

  • @user-dg3nj2lo4w
    @user-dg3nj2lo4w Рік тому +24

    how my mom imagines rock:

  • @jackywacky4972
    @jackywacky4972 2 роки тому +175

    I don't know why but 0:50 sounds like a really loud burp

    • @Cobbsterner
      @Cobbsterner 2 роки тому +5

      genuinely my first thought, like that shit's the world's longest burp

    • @jackywacky4972
      @jackywacky4972 2 роки тому +2

      @@Cobbsterner haha yeah same i couldn't help but notice it when u can't understand the lyrics xddd

    • @atlf3357
      @atlf3357 2 роки тому +1

      Stoppp now I can’t unhear it 😂😭😭

    • @lebauro
      @lebauro 2 роки тому

      it is my friend, it is

  • @incognito9813
    @incognito9813 2 роки тому +116

    The kind of music my mom thinks I listen to when I say "I like metal".

  • @YourboiPancho
    @YourboiPancho 2 місяці тому +12

    Wild how I saw this video so long ago as a kid and would ask myself why anyone would listen to this stuff. But now here I am years and years later realizing that I know all of the bands here

  • @izanyzam5308
    @izanyzam5308 Рік тому +69

    The bass in these songs hit harder than my father's belt

  • @simoneleven3396
    @simoneleven3396 2 роки тому +137

    0:51 my man speaking fax

    • @juanjr4mirez
      @juanjr4mirez 2 роки тому +8

      Lmao JJAAJAJAAJAAJ

    • @Dasdickehuhn
      @Dasdickehuhn 2 роки тому +12

      His growling is sloppy asf souds like he has water in his mouth or other shit

    • @ilyas_elouchihi
      @ilyas_elouchihi 2 роки тому +1

      Looool

  • @therealblsck6852
    @therealblsck6852 4 роки тому +101

    Chill/Lo-Fi music for study and sleep

  • @OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ
    @OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ 11 місяців тому +33

    “Mumble rap is just a bunch of nonsense”
    Their same playlist

    • @okkie1871
      @okkie1871 11 місяців тому +13

      at least this is fun to listen to

    • @validity3413
      @validity3413 11 місяців тому +4

      But the entire point of rap is the lyricism, the instrumentals are very boring baselines for the lyrics

    • @Steezealways
      @Steezealways 11 місяців тому +2

      Those are the same guys that act like there intellectuals just because of they're music taste then when you say there catalogue it's just this lmao

    • @Steezealways
      @Steezealways 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@okkie1871I'm genuinely curious how

    • @OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ
      @OBBBCHGNVBCLCZ 11 місяців тому +1

      i love both genera's for this reason im not even hating. i love bumpin to all the same songs that go, "bitches money weed" and "blood guts and terror"

  • @slipkn0tloverr
    @slipkn0tloverr Рік тому +38

    how non metal fans think metal sounds.

  • @loganpatterson7279
    @loganpatterson7279 4 роки тому +86

    4:04 Jesus, is their drummer a spider?

    • @bagtype
      @bagtype 4 роки тому +15

      Nah it's a minigun

    • @nevermind2322
      @nevermind2322 3 роки тому +9

      he's using drum triggers, basically cheating

    • @LeToplache007
      @LeToplache007 3 роки тому +5

      @@nevermind2322 Lmao he is still playing the drums. You wouldn't know but a lot of professional drummers use triggers on their sets live. Skill is still there, the sound is just louder.

    • @johns3655
      @johns3655 3 роки тому +1

      It's common to use electric drums now too

    • @cuppalatte_
      @cuppalatte_ 2 роки тому

      An A-10

  • @1brytol
    @1brytol 3 роки тому +180

    Me: I like metal.
    My mind: Disturbed, Sabaton itp.
    My family:

    • @hmmmrobert7570
      @hmmmrobert7570 3 роки тому +1

      Those are not metal tho

    • @nicolasreny221
      @nicolasreny221 3 роки тому +15

      @@hmmmrobert7570 bruh stfu sabbath is metal

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 3 роки тому

      @@hmmmrobert7570 yes, ur right, just like these burps over a gay and boring intrumental aint metal either

    • @antongerasin3871
      @antongerasin3871 3 роки тому +1

      @@hmmmrobert7570 For me Disturbed are not. Sabaton most of the time are.

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 3 роки тому +4

      @@antongerasin3871 disturbed is actually heavier than sabaton 🤡🤡🤡

  • @julius879
    @julius879 Рік тому +16

    I can't tell if it's ironic or actually serious... the font and the fact that it's all just extremely guttural helps

  • @preu82
    @preu82 Рік тому +29

    UUUUUGH UUGH UGH UUUUUGH UGH UGH UGH UUUUUGH UGH UUGH UUUUUUUUUGH.. how can anyone say they can't understand the lyrics, they are so easy to get

    • @IghtBettt
      @IghtBettt Рік тому

      Fr

    • @deathmetal5156
      @deathmetal5156 Рік тому +2

      there mostly are no lyrics noone thats into brutal death and slam cares about lyrics or says he understands them

    • @francisderi4891
      @francisderi4891 Рік тому

      @@deathmetal5156 so it’s shit then

    • @deathmetal5156
      @deathmetal5156 Рік тому

      @@francisderi4891 get some help man, its about the music (the vocals are also an instrument), if u dont try to understand it stop talking shit about it, the musician ship in brutal death metal is not as boring and as simple like in many other metal genres

    • @erikbritz8095
      @erikbritz8095 Рік тому

      ​@@deathmetal5156 very ignorant Bullshit to say...

  • @manglef1843
    @manglef1843 4 роки тому +61

    I found all of these Songs from my grandmoms playlist, Am i supposed to be worried?

    • @Doki_Dokers
      @Doki_Dokers 3 роки тому +4

      lol lol nope your grandmom is a absolute badass

    • @_DiskoDieter
      @_DiskoDieter 3 роки тому +1

      No be happy lol

  • @Grapesoda-is7ti
    @Grapesoda-is7ti 2 роки тому +134

    10. Wheels On The Bus
    9. Itsy Bitsy Spider
    8. Pledge Of Allegiance
    7. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    6. Happy Birthday
    5. Mary Had A Little Lamb
    4. Johnny Johnny Yes Papa
    3. Humpty Dumpty
    2. Old MacDonald
    1. Head Shoulders Knees and Toes

    • @The_IDoom_Slayer
      @The_IDoom_Slayer 2 роки тому +4

      Them shits are fire

    • @RonsonMusic69
      @RonsonMusic69 2 роки тому +5

      Too heavy for mee

    • @billbobbophen
      @billbobbophen 2 роки тому +2

      You're delusional to only put Twinkle Twinkle in 7th. Belongs in top 3 at least.

    • @TiredAndBloody
      @TiredAndBloody 2 роки тому +2

      Head shoulders knees and toes goes hard in the moshpit

    • @Grapesoda-is7ti
      @Grapesoda-is7ti 2 роки тому +1

      @@TiredAndBloody Bro when I entered the pit when that was playing I lost an eye, a testicle, and basically the entire bottom half of my body

  • @danielyach2333
    @danielyach2333 Рік тому +21

    What my great granny thinks the beatles sound like

  • @moonequalscheese4730
    @moonequalscheese4730 Рік тому +21

    When you mouthwash after drinking oj

  • @stinkywhizzleteats.3673
    @stinkywhizzleteats.3673 2 роки тому +274

    The lyrics of these songs touched my heart. Good for putting kids to sleep to and relaxing to!

    • @GreatOldOne9866
      @GreatOldOne9866 2 роки тому +7

      I know you might be joking, but that’s actually true.

    • @Grapesoda-is7ti
      @Grapesoda-is7ti 2 роки тому +3

      Skinless’ lyrics were actually awesome

    • @ponos_abizyani
      @ponos_abizyani Рік тому

      And when he say
      hueeeeheheheeeyyyyyyzzyysuehehehehbszbxjjdsbsbaanshxjxjsvsjsn
      Its touch my hearth and make my cry

    • @OmarHyari2009
      @OmarHyari2009 Рік тому +1

      Good for putting kids to *_"sleep"_*

    • @fanaticofmetal
      @fanaticofmetal Рік тому

      @@Grapesoda-is7ti And the song just slaps

  • @grates211
    @grates211 2 роки тому +85

    ''It's not heavy it's just people burping''
    Yeah it's not heavy it's brutal lol

    • @arts1721
      @arts1721 2 роки тому

      @Sam lol pantera heavy

  • @SentinalV
    @SentinalV Рік тому +12

    This isn’t music, it’s clearly a way to communicate with aliens. The reason why we can’t communicate with boring normal talking, is because they only communicate through extremely brutal, gore, death metal. It makes sense now!

  • @Northdracula
    @Northdracula 9 місяців тому +17

    This is how I found Skinless. Truly brutal death metal.

    • @CJG2006
      @CJG2006 8 місяців тому

      it is not rlly brutal death metal , more just death

    • @glorp1539
      @glorp1539 7 місяців тому

      @@CJG2006it is tho lmao

    • @CJG2006
      @CJG2006 7 місяців тому +1

      @@glorp1539 yo i think i was drunk when i commented that

    • @glorp1539
      @glorp1539 7 місяців тому +1

      @@CJG2006 makes sense😭

  • @cKHAVIKk
    @cKHAVIKk 4 роки тому +30

    Every one of these songs sounds like amplified burps over amplified farts.

  • @barrywalker673
    @barrywalker673 3 роки тому +76

    I started my Metal journey with AC/DC and Accept way back in 1980 at 11 years old. Now at 51 I'm a proud owner of eight of the 10 albums that these songs are on. The progression of Metal has always kept me tuned in to the new forms it has branched into. Where it goes from here no one knows, but I'll be there listening until I die.

  • @mijo91
    @mijo91 Рік тому +15

    You know it's gonna be a brutal list when 10 is ingested

  • @unchartedrocks1
    @unchartedrocks1 Рік тому +48

    God i hate burp metal. It sounds ridiculous. Give me brutal screams & growls. Not a burp from a full stomach of McDonalds. Something like Decapitated, Orbit Culture, Morbid Angel, Melem, Messiah, Malamor, Thy Final Pain, Dehumanized (Prophecies Foretold album) are better.

    • @icyweiner2182
      @icyweiner2182 Рік тому +4

      The disgustingness is part of it

    • @tevildo9383
      @tevildo9383 Рік тому +3

      I can tell you’re not a vocalist. Goofy gutturals are awesome.

  • @erikhof410
    @erikhof410 3 роки тому +112

    0:51 Me after finishing my cola

  • @callum910
    @callum910 4 роки тому +126

    Where's Nickelback

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 3 роки тому +6

      nickelback is still 100 times better than these burps

    • @nicsferatu86
      @nicsferatu86 3 роки тому +3

      Gabi Stefanoaia im trying to ignore this braindead comment

    • @callum910
      @callum910 3 роки тому +1

      @@nicsferatu86 let my try and ignore the fact you think I'm being serious

    • @childmolester6557
      @childmolester6557 3 роки тому +1

      @@nicsferatu86 go cry kid, did i hurt ur feelings?

    • @nicsferatu86
      @nicsferatu86 3 роки тому

      Gabi Stefanoaia you’re the last person that would hurt my feelings knowing that you listen to nickelback

  • @PERJHITHEOG
    @PERJHITHEOG 7 місяців тому +18

    Me after drinking some carbonated water

  • @UltraCollagenBooster
    @UltraCollagenBooster 17 днів тому +9

    The DJ played these at my valentine dance in 6th grade...it was pretty dope.

    • @jj_dmth
      @jj_dmth 17 днів тому +2

      seriously? 😭