Frankie Boyle Live at the Apollo

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  • @tenchu006
    @tenchu006 7 років тому +84

    I love this fucker

  • @ShiroKage009
    @ShiroKage009 6 років тому +779

    "I can't write jokes for the average person. The average person is Chinese."
    OMG I'm dead.

    • @fUNNY-do6rb
      @fUNNY-do6rb 4 роки тому +2

      i dont get it

    • @D_o_n_k_e
      @D_o_n_k_e 4 роки тому +15

      fUNNY 4567 the population of china is fucking huge

    • @shanginadildo
      @shanginadildo 4 роки тому

      R.I.P

    • @souslicer
      @souslicer 4 роки тому +1

      more like the median is Chinese

    • @joeynyesss1286
      @joeynyesss1286 4 роки тому +2

      1.3billion in China and 7.3billion globally.

  • @SaviolaIsGod
    @SaviolaIsGod 2 роки тому +6

    His black country accent is superb

  • @himonightbreeze
    @himonightbreeze Рік тому +5

    This set aged perfectly.

  • @vsha2
    @vsha2 6 років тому +178

    12:27 "ladies and gents you ready for your first act?"- Can you imagine trying to follow him?

    • @richboy900
      @richboy900 6 років тому +12

      neogenesis many probably left at that point

  • @FelixvonMontfort
    @FelixvonMontfort 2 роки тому +5

    Genius.

  • @The8224sm
    @The8224sm 2 роки тому +4

    I love you Frankie.

  • @scotty193
    @scotty193 6 років тому +4

    Go down on me like a parched spaniel...............fuckin hell Frankie your Billy Conolly on PCP, just the best out there.

  • @paulbrendan8034
    @paulbrendan8034 6 років тому +105

    The average person is Chinese
    Is one of the best okes I've heard

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 4 роки тому

      Um, what?

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 роки тому

      True tho

    • @djimma5080
      @djimma5080 4 роки тому

      @@iim4xii129 there are so many Chinese people the dominate the "global average"

    • @davestar4718
      @davestar4718 4 роки тому

      I dont even know what's the dumbest comment on here?

    • @khymaaren
      @khymaaren 4 роки тому +5

      @@davestar4718 If you have to wonder...

  • @MohammedMuaawia
    @MohammedMuaawia 7 років тому +65

    Incredible

    • @crimtaneknightgaming7346
      @crimtaneknightgaming7346 7 років тому +1

      Damn son, I think you pretty much hit all the stereotypes in one go. Except the one about shotguns and McDonald's xD

  • @shanefoy3720
    @shanefoy3720 Рік тому

    I just had to subscribe to this channel just for the name alone ( arse raptor) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @karoma7898
    @karoma7898 7 років тому +7

    I fuckin love this guy

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 7 років тому +284

    it's good having Frankie back on the screens again, and that ''worst mammal'' joke is very flexible, it can fit pretty much any leader in politics right now.....

    • @endlessgains5759
      @endlessgains5759 7 років тому +5

      Santa is that you?

    • @thatdutchguy2882
      @thatdutchguy2882 7 років тому +3

      endless gains If you're the former head elf, he's not going to respond, you were warned that Blitzer was horney and a former member of the Luftwaffe.

    • @Hondadctrider
      @Hondadctrider 4 роки тому +1

      And most liberal lefty comedians.

    • @spartacus2296
      @spartacus2296 2 роки тому

      @@endlessgains5759 dying dodge dude dude tdt that’s ttr tthat’s tlol too ha dtt t tyou tI tyou tI tthe tis tthe ttdt tto tof tand tand tand too big thugs tand tand tare tthe tof tthe dt tand tchin tthe tbrown the tto the tthe time today is taye tbest ttthe twith tat tand tand tof tof t’s tthis xtrttt ttttrust trttttttttttttttttdttttttttttttttttttttttttttttzttttztttttttttttzttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttzyutuxyurtfuufttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt xD ttttzzxd; etc for couhihhuhhui oooto iugh gccttyddyddyyyyzyutytthe the ttop tof tand ttrust t tyou ttdt ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 2 роки тому +2

    I fucking love Frankie so much.

  • @DemMedHornene
    @DemMedHornene 4 роки тому +10

    If you need more Frankie Boyle after watching this, he has four shows on youtube: Last Days of Sodom, Hurt Like You've Never Been Loved, Prometheus 1 and 3. They're all amazing.

  • @kicksledkid
    @kicksledkid 4 роки тому +165

    Man, the Boris Johnson jokes aged like a fine wine

    • @odgie9915
      @odgie9915 4 роки тому +4

      Only if he knew what's coming

    • @rob-890
      @rob-890 2 роки тому

      Like a fine wine

    • @CaptainX2012
      @CaptainX2012 2 роки тому

      With some cheese

  • @barrywallace4985
    @barrywallace4985 7 років тому +134

    Frankie Boyle the greatest stand up comic ever he is just a genius.

    • @roychristopher5014
      @roychristopher5014 4 роки тому +3

      no, he isn't...he is a prick

    • @Revolver1981
      @Revolver1981 4 роки тому +27

      @@roychristopher5014 Fuck off then you miserable old bastard.

    • @albertosimon3686
      @albertosimon3686 4 роки тому +1

      @@Revolver1981, ignore Roy Christopher. After all Frankie already anticipated him 1:24.

    • @Ryanjoned163
      @Ryanjoned163 4 роки тому

      @@Revolver1981 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣YOU couldn't be more Pacific

    • @Revolver1981
      @Revolver1981 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ryanjoned163 Pacific? Do you mean specific?

  • @claredodd1258
    @claredodd1258 3 роки тому +13

    Love Frankie. Genuinely nice guy, funny, clever and doesnt give a sh*t 🙂🙂🙂😎

  • @jungmeister6527
    @jungmeister6527 7 років тому +234

    Scottish accent is just the best👌👏

  • @catherineseel6441
    @catherineseel6441 4 роки тому +16

    Frankie is a legend do some more live shows love it

  • @TonyMontana-ec6kt
    @TonyMontana-ec6kt 7 років тому +13

    frankie one of the best

  • @ellabook15
    @ellabook15 7 років тому +46

    Glad to have him back!

  • @WoodsAlbert
    @WoodsAlbert 3 роки тому +3

    Legend

  • @jayess8714
    @jayess8714 6 років тому +15

    Frankie Boyle is the best

  • @jacquesstoop2587
    @jacquesstoop2587 7 років тому +314

    I reckon Frankie should go back on mock the week again for one last laugh :D

    • @megashillyshally
      @megashillyshally 4 роки тому +3

      Did he get unallowed back or something?

    • @MrJustnukeit
      @MrJustnukeit 4 роки тому +9

      megashillyshally I don’t think there’s anything official but the BBC censors him so much and he would get in trouble so often that it seemed like it wasn’t worth him to appear on their shows anymore

    • @christopherjohngray2502
      @christopherjohngray2502 4 роки тому +18

      @@MrJustnukeit I think he got banned from bbc cause his humour was too crude and they let him back on for comic relief and the first thing he said was the only way he thought he would get back on the bbc was if he started fuckin children lol so I think he got told not too be too crude that's the first thing he said lol he doesn't give a fuck

    • @christopherjohngray2502
      @christopherjohngray2502 4 роки тому +8

      I love frankie Boyle's sense of humour and I'm from Glasgow and I used too a youth club their and a guy that worked their knew a guy that knows frankie and he said he was the nicest guy you could ever meet I don't get that from hearing his comedy he's brilliant but controversial but he's meant too be a really nice guy he used too be a teacher aswell imagine tryin too wind him up in class you would get destroyed lol

    • @jacquesstoop2587
      @jacquesstoop2587 4 роки тому +4

      @@MrJustnukeit Nah the bbc have him on his own show A New World Order already so that cant be true

  • @seg112380
    @seg112380 Рік тому +2

    I love how Brits can make things sound fancy: it's not a "garbage truck," it's a "bin lorry." Hadn't heard that one before!

  • @OtisF96
    @OtisF96 3 роки тому +8

    man he really worked hard for that Ahmad joke

  • @GREENFING3R
    @GREENFING3R 4 роки тому +13

    I reckon boyle can bring the world together by taking the piss out of literally everything

  • @lewisleslie2821
    @lewisleslie2821 2 роки тому +2

    “He would go down on me like a parched spaniel” is the funniest single sentence i have ever heard

  • @mooglerae32
    @mooglerae32 7 років тому +37

    When he talked about the stereotype of deaf people being strong, I immediately thought about Lou Ferigno.

  • @tommcglone2867
    @tommcglone2867 4 роки тому +7

    They love him. Live At The Apollo getting The King.

  • @mikesutton7443
    @mikesutton7443 2 роки тому +3

    i just love the fact that this used to be a warmup act

  • @42548
    @42548 7 років тому +30

    I think I am mentioned in this video...

  • @aeris2001
    @aeris2001 4 роки тому +6

    GOAT

  • @martindoyle7760
    @martindoyle7760 4 роки тому +7

    "are you ready for the first act of the evening?"
    how could you compete with that routine!!!

  • @bobob4477
    @bobob4477 9 місяців тому

    He has a habit of being quite prophetic.

  • @bobbleheadman123
    @bobbleheadman123 7 років тому +90

    the king is back!

  • @conors4430
    @conors4430 2 роки тому +2

    I love everything about Frankies nihilistic comedy

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 3 роки тому +9

    You know jokes are about to take a VERY different turn when you hear Frankie make the 2:53 laugh

  • @cossiefordman720
    @cossiefordman720 8 місяців тому

    Queen part aged nicely 😂

  • @worldcoup
    @worldcoup 7 років тому +10

    T.B.E. The Best Ever.

  • @peterjones6733
    @peterjones6733 Рік тому +1

    This guy knows the truth. Queenie WAS held on ice for over a year until her death was needed

  • @qhsperson
    @qhsperson 7 років тому +27

    No one is better than Frankie Boyle.

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 5 років тому +4

    I have now changed my mind and am all for a black Bond because that would be fucking hilarious

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 7 років тому +7

    Always in flying form.

  • @thedevil3890
    @thedevil3890 4 роки тому +4

    5:06.... Fuckin gorgeous.

    • @mateoostojic5869
      @mateoostojic5869 3 роки тому

      Haahaha I was scrolling thru comments to see if anyone comments. Beauty.

  • @shamrockshoredublin179
    @shamrockshoredublin179 6 років тому +14

    I heard a great 1 he said the other week about ant and Dec "the only good thing good about the ant and Dec saga is we now know which is ant and which is Dec"

  • @jasonboyle7203
    @jasonboyle7203 4 роки тому +1

    This is so upto date pmsl

  • @musiclemon9267
    @musiclemon9267 2 роки тому +1

    Too fking funny

  • @shamararodrigues3191
    @shamararodrigues3191 6 років тому +1

    So funny!

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit 4 роки тому +2

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Quality over-the-line comedy! Lololol!

  • @wrestlemaniachallengewc4834
    @wrestlemaniachallengewc4834 3 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 legend

  • @colummccrudden101
    @colummccrudden101 3 роки тому +4

    0:53 - This is one thing that is so true, yet gets completely forgotten about or that women are not aware of fully. Us men CHANGE immediatly after. Women can go again n again for a while, men need 30 minutes to reload.
    Take away our horn and your looks, we may not actually be interested in you .

  • @vhseshproductions2378
    @vhseshproductions2378 4 роки тому +8

    The spaniel bit got me

  • @Tuga4life
    @Tuga4life 4 роки тому +3

    Was I the only one that googled if we get a week off holiday if the Queen reaches 100

  • @marcusp905
    @marcusp905 4 роки тому +1

    I need Frankie now (lock down) home truths

  • @spaceman6215
    @spaceman6215 4 роки тому +6

    If he's the worst mammal for foreign secretary... Don't tell Frankie what he became after that....

  • @demohmand
    @demohmand 5 років тому +29

    That Nigel Farage joke was genius! 😂

  • @cem330
    @cem330 Рік тому

    So, who's here after the Queen's death?! 👀

  • @grghttn
    @grghttn 4 роки тому +3

    Anyone hearing the bit about the queen after everyone on twitter thought she’d died because gibbo said so

  • @doctorsatan3371
    @doctorsatan3371 4 роки тому +44

    It's depressing hearing that Boris Johnson joke here in 2020...

  • @YouKevo
    @YouKevo 7 років тому +7

    I'm going to phone down for an extra pillow. :-D

  • @the_grand_tourer
    @the_grand_tourer 4 роки тому +43

    5:42 on Boris "He's the Foreign Secretary! ... a cross between a head injury and an unmade bed." ... "It's not just that he's the worst person for the job, he might be the worst mammal". Jeezus, peak anger from Frankie, his head bust be boiling two years later!

  • @plow-b8590
    @plow-b8590 3 роки тому +4

    I'm using the parched spaniel line next time I'm about to sort our lass out 👅😂

    • @tootsy1100
      @tootsy1100 2 роки тому

      I've already told her 😏

  • @pattyandbustershow1031
    @pattyandbustershow1031 6 років тому +3

    I'm pretty sure I've heard that deaf people were strong, but it might have been some old movie or the fact that my parents were no. carolina and texas via oklahoma

  • @extanegautham8950
    @extanegautham8950 3 роки тому

    omfg

  • @johndickson76
    @johndickson76 4 роки тому +4

    To be fair, Lou Ferrigno the incredible hulk was deaf. Heard a tale about him not hearing the director say “cut” for the stunt double, so he threw the actor over the room instead.

    • @greigcockburn5760
      @greigcockburn5760 2 роки тому

      He wasnt deaf. He had hearing aids because of a childhood illness.

  • @jimmorrison4291
    @jimmorrison4291 4 роки тому +14

    Compared with the average Scot, Frankie is actually fairly light- hearted and optimistic

  • @lewpal
    @lewpal 4 роки тому +4

    Gutted to follow that

  • @absolutelynothingness1293
    @absolutelynothingness1293 3 роки тому +2

    0:55 - 1:20 Extremely true 100% of the time

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 2 роки тому

      Exactly, only guys can understand how accurate this is 😂

  • @plaguedoct0r
    @plaguedoct0r 6 років тому +2

    Anyone else laucry during this?

  • @CORIOLANVS
    @CORIOLANVS 7 років тому +14

    never noticed his big feet/shoes. he finally looks like a pure clown.
    love him though !

  • @ForestKicks
    @ForestKicks 2 роки тому

    YES @ 11:02

  • @HelloMyNamesNino
    @HelloMyNamesNino 6 років тому +15

    2:52 you know the laugh is coming but you still crack up anyway 😂

  • @rael1999
    @rael1999 2 роки тому

    Tame compared to his 2009 Apollo appearance !

  • @chandradekeyser
    @chandradekeyser 3 роки тому +1

    😈😁😻😹😂🙏🏽🙏🏾

  • @povedon56
    @povedon56 6 років тому +55

    The joke about Nigel Farage's German wife was brilliant!

    • @davestar4718
      @davestar4718 4 роки тому +5

      Jesus christ. You lot need to sit down with an automatic weapon and play Russian roulette

    • @MrTerribleLie
      @MrTerribleLie 4 роки тому +8

      @Dylan 1999 Ya racist twat

    • @Ceaseless_Watcher
      @Ceaseless_Watcher 4 роки тому +3

      @Dylan 1999 Incredible that someone can be race obsessed to such an extraordinarily deluded degree... and not have bothered to learn to spell "ethnically".

  • @haydngilchrist8619
    @haydngilchrist8619 2 роки тому +1

    What do you say when you want an extra pillow?

  • @crypticTV
    @crypticTV 2 роки тому +1

    1:20 clarity
    2:40 average person Chinese
    3:00 queen
    4:25 Brexit
    5:17 Teresa may and Boris Johnson
    6:10 Nigel farage
    6:50 racism
    8:52 refugee in America
    9:02 peace in the middle East
    10:05 bin lorry and doctor
    10:50 Ricky Gervais

  • @captroft
    @captroft 4 роки тому

    Aye frankie, no all bin men shout, but scotch bin lads doo.

    • @losthope9909
      @losthope9909 3 роки тому

      What's a "scotch bin lad"?
      Some kind of alcoholic drink?

  • @AntonyThorburn
    @AntonyThorburn 4 роки тому

    belief is not knowing

  • @martinalberti1269
    @martinalberti1269 6 років тому +11

    Auto-sub doenst know what hit him

  • @ricardofranciszayas
    @ricardofranciszayas 2 роки тому

    “Like a parched spaniel…”

  • @kindredtoast3439
    @kindredtoast3439 2 роки тому +1

    4:26 I feel like he's trying to covertly talk about Americans here. And at 5:58.

  • @bluesmaster9896
    @bluesmaster9896 3 роки тому +1

    The deaf and dumb stereotype was common one .

  • @robyourtime
    @robyourtime 7 років тому +10

    Guy Garvey's let himself go

  • @traviescratchcards5875
    @traviescratchcards5875 2 роки тому +1

    I love gervais and i love derek, but that joke is absolutely immense 😂 he destroyed ricky with that hahaha

  • @Acheiropoietos
    @Acheiropoietos 4 роки тому +8

    'There was a lot of racism post-Brexit. I think British people just get immigrants to do the jobs that they can't face doing themselves, which is why Nigel Farage has a German wife.'

  • @robertwoods3750
    @robertwoods3750 4 роки тому +7

    seems the older he gets , the thicker his accent becomes , in another year or two he'll be completely indecipherable .

  • @peter9111
    @peter9111 4 роки тому +3

    The channel name made me die!
    ArseRaptor 😂😂😂

  • @DoctorVirtual
    @DoctorVirtual 4 роки тому +4

    That Ricky Gervais part was great

  • @GREENFING3R
    @GREENFING3R 4 роки тому +7

    He is liberal. Litterally took the piss out of me snd i still love him.

  • @hugobossman1509
    @hugobossman1509 4 роки тому +1

    235 dislikes by the people who don't understand the jokes or were triggered by said jokes...

  • @viralityfactor987
    @viralityfactor987 6 років тому +15

    I love Ricky Gervais but Frankie's analysis of him is just lit😂

  • @paragonjones13
    @paragonjones13 7 років тому +1

    Jeez, even the editing in this is kinda tense.

  • @bobnice3044
    @bobnice3044 2 роки тому +1

    He was good until he was threatened with arrest unless he altered his routine..from then on he been dire

  • @djimma5080
    @djimma5080 4 роки тому +1

    Ffs 2 year old vid that mentiones brexiit..... Still not sorted

    • @pnklady3788
      @pnklady3788 4 роки тому

      Well the vote was 3.5 years ago... Someone should have told them it was just a bit more complicated than they thought. .

  • @clashoclans9927
    @clashoclans9927 7 років тому +19

    Girl at 5:06 wow 👌

  • @greengrugach1984
    @greengrugach1984 2 роки тому +1

    I really though deaf and dumb people were really strong, might have been when my deaf and dumb cousin Eamon swung me around the sitting room like a raggy doll for touching his Skeletor action figure tbf, that's not a nickname for his pecker, maybe.

  • @thomasbonner8464
    @thomasbonner8464 5 років тому +22

    British people have strong opinions based on nothing..😂😂