They laid off their biggest creators and didn't pay people for anything. Hamilton Morris' insanely successful show Hamilton's Pharmacopeia was made out of his own pocket, and Vice pays no royalties to him or his crew so they worked for free. Shocking how they can still go bankrupt with nothing ever being paid for.
Maybe Drew Tate sued Vice for defamation. Considering how butthurt these alphas get one somebody has a negative opinion of them, it wouldn't be a surprise.
The drug era of Vice wasn’t terrible, as long as Vice was still finding the top dog, like when they would go talk to the leaders of gangs, credit card scammers etc
Issue was there is only so much content left and a lot of their content focused more on whoever was doing the “journalism” while the journalistic aspect was lacking in favor of dry humor. In the end they just got too big and were mismanaged while not branching out or adapt to the next gen attention span and interest. I think if they did mini episodes and release them at a schedule they could’ve gotten more views and retain the viewers.
question : Why is pyrocynicals channel full of slop and mid , did he fall off ? LIVE SOCRATES REACTION: He fell off because his content was only for the mindless masses of internet users and it was the lowest common denominator of human existence that appeals to many without providing anything that is a means to an end of being educated. Just as popular music is made for the uneducated, it is a soulless and shallow creation.
I really did try to get into their newest stuff but its distracting how a lot of the people reporting tried to make themselves the focus point of whatever was being reported on. Felt like an epidemic of main character syndrome.
5:45 I miss that era too. But what so many people fail to understand, is that, that era did not die naturally, the UA-cam algorithm beat everyone over the head into accepting that it was done. No one willingly accepted that, that era was over, we were forced to accept it by Silicon Valley, and now so many people online act like that era was so totally cringe, when most people actually just want to return to that time.
I'm sorry man but you're coping, PyroLIVE isn't the one shutting down, it's VICE. I wish we could do something to finally shut down the slop shop but it's inevitable, I'm sorry, but the slop must flow.
I’m actually glad someone is talking about how brain dead everyone is becoming over short form content, it’s made to give you you dopamine while also holding your attention span when you could be something much more productive or actually watching long form content Uncommon Pyro W
I think what's a bigger issue is the fact that when they make long documentaries they don't like adapt ot for shorter attention spans. Like there's a reason u still have video essays on UA-cam being like 6 hours long and are incredibly successful because they are able to use editing to adapt yo shorter attention spans
Their actual investigative journalism videos are actually top tier. Can't say I feel bad for Vice, but I absolutely feel for the real journalists trying to bring real problems to the attention of the public and western world.
The Onion has adapted better to this generation than vice which is saying a ton considering the Onion is the biggest and most reliable news company in the universe.
He shouted out Worth It, but it's now a finished series. Buzzfeed spawned a lot of decent creators. And I'm glad they all went off on their own instead of sinking with the ship.
5:48 I miss papa Franku too. I finally came to the point in my life where I purchased a copy of Francis of The Filth just a few days ago just to see Frank's final meme. Its taken me this long to finally accept some closure from that era of the internet. But every night I still pray for his return when our darkest hour arrives.
My favorite VICE videos was where they touch down on military battles that happen in other countries. I remember they touched down on the war in Marawi, Philippines
7:35 ByteDance was before Musically. I remember Jschlatt talking about it in the middle of (either a CallMeCarson or Jschlatt video) a csgo video and how he was listening to a "Byte" (e.g., "I'm watching a Vine rn."). If anyone remembers the audio of that "Byte" from that video, it had to do with a _shower_ and certain types of people in it.
8:35 I remember plugging my keyboard into my Xbox so I could open the console and start flooding the map with “addwater iamnotafraid” Also CastleMiner Z was a banger, loved Minecraft AKs lmao
Pyro's comment section is trully one of a kind Never have I ever seen such slander coming from fans in other channels and then having them be top comment
To be fair Vice and Buzzfeed in the past few years started to create less and less actual meaningful content, and they started to spit out more and more radical woke content, to remain relevant, or at least controversial. That is not value, so nobody will cry for them, but obviously, the fact that they tried to surf on that wave due to polarisation of media and politics, and also due to the loss in attention span for meaningful content is a tragedy in itself.
Honestly they probably saw how well it worked for right wing pundits and thought they could get the same engagement from the left. In general leftists (specifically not identity politics neo-liberals) don't engage with reactionary or outrage content which is a potential reason it flopped so hard.
I'm kinda glad Pyro talked about the short torm content fucking up this generation's attention span literally falling off. It's just insane how often I see people just uploading videos that have like Subway Surfers footage at the bottom half and how every single social media app has it.
Also @PyroLIVE you are right about our attention span dropping which is why I have started to read books and communicate more with milennials. I'm part of gen Z btw.
Although it’s hardly surprising as they have struggled like this for a while, it’s still sad since I watched VICE when I was younger stuff like Hamilton’s pharmacopeia and Fringes. It’s a shame really.
Vice and pyro have three things in common:
-They love slop
-They used to make good videos (fell off)
-They love slop
No pyros slop has only gotten more nutrition
So true
bravo vince
Umm thats 4
Le fell awf
NOOOO WHY COULDN’T IT BE PYROLIVE
So ture😭😭😭
Unfortunately the people prefer daily social media drama slop over Top 10 biggest asses brazil compilation
lol
📠
How would we live without our daily slop?
That Bionicle shirt goes unnecessarily hard.
Because Bionicle goes hard
I want one now after seeing it
@@BobbyBigMan its a death grips shirt
True story i get mad pussy for wearing that shirt
They laid off their biggest creators and didn't pay people for anything. Hamilton Morris' insanely successful show Hamilton's Pharmacopeia was made out of his own pocket, and Vice pays no royalties to him or his crew so they worked for free. Shocking how they can still go bankrupt with nothing ever being paid for.
this
This is the sloppiest slop of all time. Thank you Pyro, for being such a champion of slop.
Pyro consuming slop ASMR vid when?
He is a bottom.
Maybe Drew Tate sued Vice for defamation. Considering how butthurt these alphas get one somebody has a negative opinion of them, it wouldn't be a surprise.
He's not just a champion of slop, he's also a champion of giving sloppy 😏🤤😛
Pyro would make a good pig farmer with all this slop
The drug era of Vice wasn’t terrible, as long as Vice was still finding the top dog, like when they would go talk to the leaders of gangs, credit card scammers etc
Issue was there is only so much content left and a lot of their content focused more on whoever was doing the “journalism” while the journalistic aspect was lacking in favor of dry humor. In the end they just got too big and were mismanaged while not branching out or adapt to the next gen attention span and interest. I think if they did mini episodes and release them at a schedule they could’ve gotten more views and retain the viewers.
I so proud of you Pyro! You didn’t name your video: “big problem” or “terrible news”
because it's not a big problem nor terrible news, it's actually good news
Incorrect, its big terrible news
Im actually happy with the news
9:39 Pyro as a person from Finland we will great you with open arms
🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮❄️❄️❄️
Pyro’s slop channel finally has to shut down, truly one of the saddest moments of all time
What will I do?
Epic Fail
question : Why is pyrocynicals channel full of slop and mid , did he fall off ?
LIVE SOCRATES REACTION:
He fell off because his content was only for the mindless masses of internet users and it was the lowest common denominator of human existence that appeals to many without providing anything that is a means to an end of being educated. Just as popular music is made for the uneducated, it is a soulless and shallow creation.
I proud of Pyro not naming the video: “PyroLIVE Shutting Down”
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That would have been good news
It's so sad Pyro lost 6 billion dollars and is shutting down this channel
He spent 6billion on Chinese slop
Hilarious and original
@A W truly but we're a bunch of 7 year Olds
@@aw2584 just like pyrolive
No it isn’t
Pyro remember when it was revealed 12 mental patients were watching your stream using a projector?
I was one of them. I hear voices in the walls
I really did try to get into their newest stuff but its distracting how a lot of the people reporting tried to make themselves the focus point of whatever was being reported on.
Felt like an epidemic of main character syndrome.
Cringe momen
@@warrenpeabody3784 cringe women
That's why we need more MCs like Cid Kageno.
@@dbzdrag0n the war reporters are all cool tho
For real, so many of their reporters felt like narcissists
5:45
I miss that era too. But what so many people fail to understand, is that, that era did not die naturally, the UA-cam algorithm beat everyone over the head into accepting that it was done. No one willingly accepted that, that era was over, we were forced to accept it by Silicon Valley, and now so many people online act like that era was so totally cringe, when most people actually just want to return to that time.
Fingers crossed the Pyrolive channel is next.
So true
bro is a channel member
It's so sad seeing the PyroLIVE channel shutting down so soon, truly a Pyrocynical moment
6billion worth of slop just gone 😢
@@boomskits60134 we know, just a joke
I'm sorry man but you're coping, PyroLIVE isn't the one shutting down, it's VICE. I wish we could do something to finally shut down the slop shop but it's inevitable, I'm sorry, but the slop must flow.
@@boomskits60134 Ok grandpa, time to take your coping pills
So devastating, Pyros Channel is shutting down after being bullied by GLADoS.
Crying emoji
@@warrenpeabody3784 Laughing emoji
Pyro is kind of like a heroin addict, you’re always disgusted seeing them but just can never look away
Yea I hate it when everyone keeps staring at me
very true
like Welsh people
What a gross and dehumanizing comment about people with addictions.
@@chemiKalz I can sympathise until my catalytic converter is missing one morning
I’m actually glad someone is talking about how brain dead everyone is becoming over short form content, it’s made to give you you dopamine while also holding your attention span when you could be something much more productive or actually watching long form content
Uncommon Pyro W
I think what's a bigger issue is the fact that when they make long documentaries they don't like adapt ot for shorter attention spans. Like there's a reason u still have video essays on UA-cam being like 6 hours long and are incredibly successful because they are able to use editing to adapt yo shorter attention spans
I absolutely love vice docs, i really hope the ones they've already made stick around
Probably
Their actual investigative journalism videos are actually top tier. Can't say I feel bad for Vice, but I absolutely feel for the real journalists trying to bring real problems to the attention of the public and western world.
Someone gotta archive their North Korea documentaries, the documentary about the flesh eating Krokodil and bride kidnapping
yeah their docs about liberia, iraq, hamas, the ira etc were some of best they showed parts of world are just forgotten about
It's their fault for falling off so hard. It went from cool documentaries to (just like everything else,) shit meant to change your political opinion.
Thank you for my daily dose of slop.
❤
What would we do without slop
3:30 are you just gonna pretend to not have seen the "after a lucky gambling run" lmfao
Lmao I died at the similarity side-by-side and Pyro saying he doesn’t see any similarities when they literally look identical 😂😂😂
He’s a copy of yung lean and then the other guy is a copy of the copy
lmao "knock door run" is the most british thing ever
The Onion has adapted better to this generation than vice which is saying a ton considering the Onion is the biggest and most reliable news company in the universe.
Really sad that pyro's $6 billion TV Channel has to shut down, so many memories. But all great things must come to an end. 😔😮💨
I didn't know Pyros channel was worth 6 billion dollars but its probably best that its gone
6 billion worth of slop.
He shouted out Worth It, but it's now a finished series. Buzzfeed spawned a lot of decent creators. And I'm glad they all went off on their own instead of sinking with the ship.
honestly the back yard restaurant was one of the most impressive thing in that field
finally pyro figured out how to give proper titles
I took 7 years of Harvard to figure it out
Gotta respect that bionicle shirt, you can see how serious this situation is by that
5:48 I miss papa Franku too. I finally came to the point in my life where I purchased a copy of Francis of The Filth just a few days ago just to see Frank's final meme. Its taken me this long to finally accept some closure from that era of the internet. But every night I still pray for his return when our darkest hour arrives.
Congratulations on Pyro shutting down his channel. This is truly the most live moment of all time
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I'm pretty sure SunnyV2 covered the death of buzzfeed and friendlyjordies even mocked their article talking about the layoff situation.
1:26 knock door run? Is this a British version of ding dong ditch?
My favorite VICE videos was where they touch down on military battles that happen in other countries. I remember they touched down on the war in Marawi, Philippines
Damn, Not Vice News🤯......
That's We're I Got My Drug Ideas Like "How To (drug name here)...." 😂.
Shîęttttttttt😩🤧😢
Gotta love when the youtube app boots up and is like oops, guess we accidentally loaded into the shorts tab
This "bad" news gives me a big smile to my face
VICE NEWS YOU FUCKING BAFFOON! THATS WHERE ALL THE ACTUAL QUALITY CONTENT WENT.
Ok
Said every conservative ever. 😂😂😂
BuzzFeed and now Vice. Someone might be picking the journalism bar off the ground.
@@logicandemma8474 you're mad that we occasionally get one to go our way? lol ok. whatever.
4:12 No wonder the weather in the UK is so shit if Rupert Murdoch owns the Sky in the UK
One star reviews on vice are actual hidden gems, guy is carrying the channel big time
7:35 ByteDance was before Musically. I remember Jschlatt talking about it in the middle of (either a CallMeCarson or Jschlatt video) a csgo video and how he was listening to a "Byte" (e.g., "I'm watching a Vine rn."). If anyone remembers the audio of that "Byte" from that video, it had to do with a _shower_ and certain types of people in it.
1:02 we heard of wide putin we heard about wide Zelenskyy and now we have wide pyro
9:51 Buddy Mr.what?!?🚨
Wow so glad the pyro live channel is finally shutting down
I'm not, what will I do without slop?
I love how the previous "It's so sad that Pyro did this thing" meta and the new "slop" meta are overlapping.
This is the biggest W we needed
🎉
“This is what winning wars look like” is one of the best documentaries.
7:11 dale picante
Man really said nock, door, run 😂
no way blud is 25💀
8:35 I remember plugging my keyboard into my Xbox so I could open the console and start flooding the map with “addwater iamnotafraid”
Also CastleMiner Z was a banger, loved Minecraft AKs lmao
6:13 lmao
Blud thinks he's the one who knocks when he simply isn't 💀💀
that debt collector did a talk in my school, he was meant to be talking to us about drugs but he just went on about how tough he was lmao
Finally, it took Vice long enough.
🎉
Pyro When it isn’t Charlie: NOOOOO
the worst part of the video is pyro calling ding dong ditch “knock knock run”
Only in England
I was looking for this comment bc that snapped me back to reality
5:03 is that a Shane and Ryan reference or is there another iconic Buzzfeed pair?
What is blud wafflin abt 💀💀
"What does blud think hes doing" 💀💀
we need more long form content i need videos to fall asleep to. i bet more people rewatch your longer videos. no one is going to rewatch pryo live
Tru, but they take time. This channel is just to give some short dose of pyrocynical
Pyro's comment section is trully one of a kind
Never have I ever seen such slander coming from fans in other channels and then having them be top comment
Slander breeds success.
Every time Pyro uploads, I get the sloppy toppiest news 🥵🥵🥵
S L O P
British people really call ding dong dash "nuck door run" 💀
They have made so much good content
The content was alright but Not enough slop
man logs off after watching youtube and logs in when he watching
To be fair Vice and Buzzfeed in the past few years started to create less and less actual meaningful content, and they started to spit out more and more radical woke content, to remain relevant, or at least controversial. That is not value, so nobody will cry for them, but obviously, the fact that they tried to surf on that wave due to polarisation of media and politics, and also due to the loss in attention span for meaningful content is a tragedy in itself.
Honestly they probably saw how well it worked for right wing pundits and thought they could get the same engagement from the left. In general leftists (specifically not identity politics neo-liberals) don't engage with reactionary or outrage content which is a potential reason it flopped so hard.
1:18 knock door run? You mean ding dong ditch? 😂😂
I'm kinda glad Pyro talked about the short torm content fucking up this generation's attention span literally falling off. It's just insane how often I see people just uploading videos that have like Subway Surfers footage at the bottom half and how every single social media app has it.
Knock door run?? You mean ding dong ditch?!?!
1:05
John Cena: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
6:05 corrected himself like that 😭
Imagine that, the outlet that reports on things the xontrolling class doesnt want you to know, they couldnt find a buyer.
Thank you, Pyro, for talking about Vice falling to slop, truly one of the slop made of all time.
The Uk Debt collector sounds like little jacob from gta 4
Also @PyroLIVE you are right about our attention span dropping which is why I have started to read books and communicate more with milennials. I'm part of gen Z btw.
the image that flashed at 2:43 was literally just a zoom in of his mic
7:52 new meme template
"knock door run" that sounds like a mobile game
this is so sad, im so sorry about this pyro
8:03 😭😭😭😭😭😭 duster moment wezzer gangweed
0:06 Pyro being a man of culture
The series I enjoyed most from VICE was Simon Ostrovsky in Ukraine reporting during the Crimean Crisis and was even detained for a time.
Pyro: "only time you heard about buzzfeed is the two guys who go around to those resturants-"
Buzzfeed unsolved:
Based Bionicle shirt, Pyro.
Vice hit this point where their badass documentaries were overshadowed by blogs about pegging straight men.
I forgot that some ppl call ding dong ditch knock door run lol
Although it’s hardly surprising as they have struggled like this for a while, it’s still sad since I watched VICE when I was younger stuff like Hamilton’s pharmacopeia and Fringes. It’s a shame really.
You know, that comment about almost saying New Vegas, I relate to that, I have said New Vegas in stead of Las Vegas so many times.
Vice went from sneaking into north Korea to making a documentary on the Bugatti man
That ai bit after the outro sent me into a fit of rage
Guys it coming very soon
10 years later: it’s about to come out guys
the moment when your line was so long you had to really look at the script the whole time to even be able to say what you wrote
Pyro straining to exhaustion trying not to title this video "Vice is finished".
To be fair the docs on the network were good. Plus didn't they have anime late?
Someone gotta archive their top tier documentaries
2:47 He said it he said the sloppy word
Pyro talking about the vice t shirt like he doesn't own a 1000 dollar ps5 t shirt
FINALLY THANK YOU PYRO I WAS WAITING FOR MY DAILY SLOP
I thought there would be no slop. And that I would have to eat my fingers
Damn, I thought it was Vice Romania.