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  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2019
  • Jimmy challenges John Mulaney to give opinions on the spot about randomly generated holiday topics, like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and mistletoe.
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  • @blake4168
    @blake4168 4 роки тому +17337

    John Mulaney always sounds like he’s doing an impression of himself

    • @ThriveVolleyball
      @ThriveVolleyball 4 роки тому +41

      😂😂😂

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 4 роки тому +159

      Oh my lord this is accurate

    • @emorylovesbarbie
      @emorylovesbarbie 4 роки тому +66

      What a great observation 😂 so true

    • @snowydonahue2923
      @snowydonahue2923 4 роки тому +11

      Lolllllllll

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 4 роки тому +63

      This is exactly what happened to Seinfeld lol
      He heard a couple great impersonations of himself, then he couldn't help impersonating the impersonators doing him 🤣

  • @KD-oh3gx
    @KD-oh3gx 4 роки тому +13875

    "I'm no forensic scientist" *jj bittenbinder intensifies*

    • @Hollywood_02
      @Hollywood_02 4 роки тому +189

      ProbablyLost STREET SMARTS

    • @ezybreezy2005
      @ezybreezy2005 4 роки тому +83

      *Handlebar mustache grows 100 inches*

    • @laylabug3848
      @laylabug3848 4 роки тому +20

      Oh my god I laughed so hard at this comment it brought tears to my eyes 😂😂😂

    • @jamesmartinez9377
      @jamesmartinez9377 4 роки тому +21

      He wanted us to get almost kidnapped

    • @robertgallentine1095
      @robertgallentine1095 4 роки тому +13

      I can't breathe. This comment is absolute gold.

  • @maddiesvlogs8319
    @maddiesvlogs8319 4 роки тому +3790

    John: *gives his detailed opinion on the abuse Rudolph has faced*
    Jimmy: “I never thought about that!”
    John: “I’ve never thought about it either.”

    • @ziggyzion5717
      @ziggyzion5717 3 роки тому +42

      I ALWAYS did.

    • @haley8484
      @haley8484 3 роки тому +6

      @@ziggyzion5717 Bro SAMEE 😭😭

    • @davidwatkins894
      @davidwatkins894 3 роки тому +37

      there is a jack johnson version of rudolf that includes an additional very satisfying verse: 'Well Rudolph he didn't go for that
      He said "I see through your silly games"
      How could you look me in the face
      When only yesterday you called me names?
      Well all of the other reindeers man
      Well they sure did feel ashamed
      "Rudolph you know we're sorry,
      We're truly gonna try to change"

  • @laurenp.184
    @laurenp.184 4 роки тому +4357

    mistletoe: * exists *
    no one:
    john mulaney: *i don’t wanna SEE IT, i don’t wanna HEAR ABOUT IT*

    • @Moondew572
      @Moondew572 3 роки тому +14

      Me @ any looming math test

    • @trickwillis
      @trickwillis 3 роки тому +3

      Misledon't

    • @rebeccajulius7708
      @rebeccajulius7708 3 роки тому +4

      Upsetting garnish

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂🤣perverted garnish 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @seasalllover
    @seasalllover 4 роки тому +19140

    john mulaney is the perfect choice for this segment

  • @annawhetstone4940
    @annawhetstone4940 4 роки тому +10007

    “If any garnish needs to be me too’d it’s mistletoe” is a perfect joke. How the heck does he come up with that?? He’s a comedic genius and you can’t tell me otherwise. 🤩

    • @larrystylinson4757
      @larrystylinson4757 4 роки тому +395

      Honestly I can just imagine John thinking about it for so long and just now got the moment to actually use it as a joke. Like “YAY THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME FOR ME TO UNLEASH MY PUNCHLINE”

    • @partlyironic
      @partlyironic 4 роки тому +213

      Hes just so...his brain thinks in different ways than other people. And this is all just like...talk show material and not even a routine

    • @jo_darel
      @jo_darel 4 роки тому +41

      I.. I don't get it * cries in spanish*
      Nah it's not language barrier I know.I'm just an idiot but would anyone??

    • @partlyironic
      @partlyironic 4 роки тому +202

      J.O. kee youre not an idiot! So he is basically saying mistletoe is creepy cos it makes two people kiss...when he says it needs to be ‘me too’d’ he is referring to the Me Too movement which was all about exposing creeps and inappropriate sexual behaviour

    • @jo_darel
      @jo_darel 4 роки тому +49

      @@partlyironic ohhhhhh I didn't know about that thank you !! 😄 well damn, it is a perfect joke

  • @aakritijadwani3447
    @aakritijadwani3447 4 роки тому +5463

    “Fame is not love” - John Mulaney, 2019

    • @destroyernoah
      @destroyernoah 4 роки тому +1

      Love is not music
      Music is the best

    • @stefanellasizzarettia8417
      @stefanellasizzarettia8417 4 роки тому +23

      You can’t just erase the abuse

    • @John_May.
      @John_May. 3 роки тому +4

      Right up there with Keanu's "I know that the ones who loved us will miss us"

    • @vars6042
      @vars6042 3 роки тому +13

      this is ... really sad in todays context

    • @graceokeefe9589
      @graceokeefe9589 3 роки тому

      @@vars6042 i know, was about to comment this

  • @sultanmulberry6967
    @sultanmulberry6967 4 роки тому +4722

    "I love my own thoughts"
    -John Mulaney, 2019

    • @calebmills2345
      @calebmills2345 4 роки тому +4

      Watch that be the title of his next comedy special

    • @benjaminholliday2453
      @benjaminholliday2453 4 роки тому +2

      @@calebmills2345 if that happens I'll look off-stage, like a cat watching a squirrel run off a laptop screen, for Jimmy Fallon to come out with the Wheel Of Opinions

    • @benjaminholliday2453
      @benjaminholliday2453 4 роки тому

      And yes, if you haven't seen it, there is such a cat. (Well, even if you have there is such a cat 🤔)
      ua-cam.com/video/3j-11onnuJU/v-deo.html

    • @rayk4651
      @rayk4651 4 роки тому

      Sultan Mulberry the most Virgo shit

    • @haley8484
      @haley8484 3 роки тому +1

      I love his thoughts too 🤣👏

  • @yanelivalderrabano6571
    @yanelivalderrabano6571 4 роки тому +7153

    “I love my own thoughts” He can’t be more relatable 😂

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 4 роки тому +3

      Yaneli Fallon I know right.😂

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 4 роки тому +31

      @Dan Smith The immediate diagnosis of someone without even knowing them personally just because of 1 sentence is strong with this one!

    • @panicatmybrain5933
      @panicatmybrain5933 4 роки тому +2

      you mean not relateable at all

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 4 роки тому

      Yes, exactly.

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 4 роки тому +1

      @Dan Smith it's kinda his shtick.

  • @christinelin9763
    @christinelin9763 4 роки тому +9664

    Mistletoe: perverted garnish
    - John Mulaney, 2019

    • @customerguy8581
      @customerguy8581 4 роки тому +68

      You know how there's a seed called "rapeseed" that they use for cooking oil? Mistletoe is what it grows into. It's a perverted rape leaf.

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 4 роки тому +6

      @@customerguy8581 Yep, canola.

    • @Estefaniac19
      @Estefaniac19 3 роки тому

      What is tood? Not familiar with that word

    • @brooke7656
      @brooke7656 3 роки тому +3

      @@Estefaniac19 "me too" is a movement that raises awareness for sexual assault victims by speaking up against the people who assaulted them. he just changes "me too" into a verb "me too'd" as to say we should speak up against the mistletoe lmao.

  • @fakudan
    @fakudan 4 роки тому +7148

    This tall child with femenine hips, has some interesting opinions.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 4 роки тому +322

      Facundo NO! THAT’S THE THING HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @jishmista
      @jishmista 4 роки тому +124

      What are three other things about him?

    • @lisak4928
      @lisak4928 4 роки тому +252

      excuse me, he's a proud asian-american woman please show him some respect

    • @lexb8999
      @lexb8999 4 роки тому +66

      wonder if he had to take i-90 to get there? i heard i-95 had a bit of quicksand

    • @TheNormExperience
      @TheNormExperience 4 роки тому +23

      Facundo - The irony of that comment from someone with the profile picture of John Krasinski from the office first season a.k.a. a tall child with feminine hips who also has some interesting opinions makes me so happy.

  • @abbeyscott2321
    @abbeyscott2321 4 роки тому +1644

    "The 2010's"
    "Oh, they're ending!"
    He's been alive for so long he's lost his sense of time.

    • @nfgatorgal
      @nfgatorgal 4 роки тому +6

      Get off my hotspot Linda DUDE me too apparently! Literally just occurred to me after watching this lol 😂

    • @whatlenalikes1674
      @whatlenalikes1674 4 роки тому +22

      he’s thinking about the last time he went into the 20s when there was a war on

  • @naya6760
    @naya6760 4 роки тому +8924

    he looks like an actual grown man in this and it’s unsettling

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 4 роки тому +38

      naya s. Facts.

    • @tyronewhitt992
      @tyronewhitt992 4 роки тому +59

      @@babarazamsucks aha the top 3 comments have 1 reply each that consists of you saying you agree with them. Ik that is unimportant, I just find that funny.

    • @lucyg8472
      @lucyg8472 4 роки тому +8

      Oh god yeah

    • @cdw442
      @cdw442 4 роки тому +20

      Fallon has that effect on people

    • @ameliavogel514
      @ameliavogel514 4 роки тому +43

      I think he’s wearing concealer under his eyes and it makes me feel very weird

  • @naya6760
    @naya6760 4 роки тому +7528

    he’s so talented- the fact that he can make people laugh with any topic is just legendary

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 4 роки тому +12

      naya s. Facts.

    • @sovietmuffin501
      @sovietmuffin501 4 роки тому +125

      naya s. It’s all in his delivery. He doesn’t even have to be telling a particularly funny joke(although he usually is) but the way he says it makes it funny.

    • @emilyordaz3976
      @emilyordaz3976 4 роки тому +7

      he’s my role model

    • @johnbod
      @johnbod 3 роки тому +3

      Not to discount his abilities as a comic, but all talk shows are pre-planned and usually rehearsed. If you want a good example of this look up "Conan Steve Martin scraps" on UA-cam. You'll see how they do a quick run through of a segment well before they record the actual interview. Pretty much all talk shows follow this setup.
      Practically speaking putting on a big show like this has a lot of moving parts and it's too expensive to pay everyone there for hours to get enough usable improvised material for a televised interview.

    • @sh-df1bb
      @sh-df1bb Рік тому +1

      he can even make you laugh telling the story of his cannibal neighbor 😮

  • @saltyfella4983
    @saltyfella4983 3 роки тому +801

    John: [Talking about how the 2010’s were a bad Decade]
    2020: *You haven’t seen shit yet*

    • @paigeharris1186
      @paigeharris1186 3 роки тому +14

      john mulaney is the perfect choice for this segment

  • @ElizabethBalloon789
    @ElizabethBalloon789 4 роки тому +1274

    John Mulaney is the only human in 2019 that could say the word “crook” casually and it sound normal.

  • @estelafairbanks4876
    @estelafairbanks4876 4 роки тому +4212

    “Perverted garnish” will forever describe mistletoe

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 роки тому +11

      @@bigfan1041
      **Eats some garlic,**
      "talk stinky to me.'

    • @PartlySunny74
      @PartlySunny74 3 роки тому +2

      It’s poisonous too, please don’t use as a garnish either. 😂

  • @emmasoemer5518
    @emmasoemer5518 4 роки тому +6016

    Did he actually say “oof” ?? 😂😂

    • @the_gratefulgamer
      @the_gratefulgamer 4 роки тому +278

      Yeah that's pretty much the 2010's in one word.

    • @VirtueCry
      @VirtueCry 4 роки тому +284

      It's a big oof, it's a yikes, it's a weird flex but ok, everybody gangsta until the decade ends.

    • @crystalkadletc1944
      @crystalkadletc1944 4 роки тому +83

      The 2010’s : Oof
      Nuff said!

    • @gwenwilliams2098
      @gwenwilliams2098 4 роки тому +8

      Emma Soemer yes, indeed he did

    • @anthonyr1930
      @anthonyr1930 4 роки тому +17

      Yes boomer, he did.

  • @Britenus
    @Britenus 3 роки тому +192

    Man he’s a quick thinker. Definitely a writer. He’s not just spitting out tried and true bits.

  • @krystaaustin2010
    @krystaaustin2010 4 роки тому +260

    “ You can’t just erase the abuse “ 😂

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 4 роки тому +3140

    I didn’t think I could like him more

    • @siobhanmulvey
      @siobhanmulvey 4 роки тому +7

      zizinnnn yes

    • @Tytytytyty1776
      @Tytytytyty1776 4 роки тому +20

      i wanna stick my tongue in his secondary location

    • @ishalakbar4294
      @ishalakbar4294 4 роки тому +5

      @@Tytytytyty1776 why did this have me ROLLING

    • @fs457
      @fs457 4 роки тому +1

      But here we are

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 роки тому

      @@Tytytytyty1776 we got an android imposter over 'ere.

  • @jessc1269
    @jessc1269 4 роки тому +1441

    “perverted garnish” is golden

    • @dylancole1910
      @dylancole1910 4 роки тому +4

      jessc1269 I would love that as an xmas shirt😂

    • @lilliana6912
      @lilliana6912 3 роки тому +2

      Stay golden ponyboy

  • @cbates4545
    @cbates4545 4 роки тому +687

    "I'm no forensic scientist" says Barry Allen, the forensic scientist.

  • @Aj-rj1wy
    @Aj-rj1wy 4 роки тому +366

    “Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault”. -Pam Beesley

  • @jonnipannekoek1959
    @jonnipannekoek1959 4 роки тому +1919

    "...and everyone's just trying to get on their Southwest flight."

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 4 роки тому +7

      But like forreal... The people yelling just shut up and move on and stop holding a grudge for like 10 years, and let the rest of us continue on with our lives without your "drama" infringing on our lives too. keep your drama to yourself

    • @chaneyfarr325
      @chaneyfarr325 4 роки тому +23

      We don't use Delta in this household

    • @MrsKythea
      @MrsKythea 4 роки тому +13

      and life is a fucking nightmare

  • @nehathejedi4962
    @nehathejedi4962 4 роки тому +2595

    Damn he doesn't look like a tall kid anymore. 2010s really are ending.

    • @camc9225
      @camc9225 4 роки тому +24

      Debatable

    • @Recardoguy007
      @Recardoguy007 4 роки тому +25

      Probably still a bad driver though lol

    • @hobihope2981
      @hobihope2981 4 роки тому +69

      He may no longer be a tall child, but he still needs some rest :( get some rest, tall man with feminine hips!

    • @the.muffin
      @the.muffin 4 роки тому +20

      @@hobihope2981 nooo thats the thing hes sensitive about!!!

    • @ArtemisScribe
      @ArtemisScribe 4 роки тому +24

      someone the other day said he was starting to look like Millennial Mr Rogers and I think that's the perfect description of the look he's taking into the 2020s.

  • @80sgirl96
    @80sgirl96 4 роки тому +249

    “Walking through a doorway with another person is weird enough ...”

  • @magictoast15
    @magictoast15 4 роки тому +147

    I love how he mouths “oh” at each topic, like it’s something new and interesting he’s never thought about before.

  • @EFxDeadEyexboxgt
    @EFxDeadEyexboxgt 4 роки тому +608

    The faces jimmy makes when mulaney begins with “mistletoe”

  • @arthurcooperman3106
    @arthurcooperman3106 4 роки тому +832

    - Sees John Mulaney
    - immediately clicks on video

    • @daveluke6734
      @daveluke6734 4 роки тому +3

      yes, John Mulaney is the only thing that I wish there was a little bit more of

    • @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
      @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon 4 роки тому

      Precisely!

    • @rachelleio
      @rachelleio 4 роки тому +1

      I’m a simple woman. I see a video of John Mulaney, I click.

    • @lanie7569
      @lanie7569 4 роки тому

      Arthur Cooperman fr i was watching another video and i just saw this posted 2 days ago

  • @trippysiren7966
    @trippysiren7966 4 роки тому +935

    This tall Asian American woman with feminine hips is the best comedian ever.

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 4 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @lagran470
      @lagran470 4 роки тому +13

      Noooo that's the thing he's sensitive about!

    • @zainabalzangana238
      @zainabalzangana238 3 роки тому +1

      indeed, this tiger mom has amazing thoughts "i love my own thoughts"

    • @belxxx3045
      @belxxx3045 2 роки тому

      I dont get it....

  • @heathercreates
    @heathercreates 4 роки тому +11

    John Mulaney is perfect for this game because so much of his comedy revolves around his opinions on completely random topics, such as gazebos, sleep-shirts, and waving at a boat.

  • @KD-oh3gx
    @KD-oh3gx 4 роки тому +900

    the decade ends with john mulaney's dark take on rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

    • @auntymammalia9384
      @auntymammalia9384 4 роки тому +33

      It's about time someone said it, man, it's...about...time.

    • @loveCAWA
      @loveCAWA 4 роки тому +6

      ProbablyLost he isn’t wrong though.

    • @ragweedmakesmesneeze
      @ragweedmakesmesneeze 4 роки тому +10

      I recently rewatched the classic Rudolph special from the 60s or 70s and it just doesn't hold up. Santa and the other reindeer definitely come across as total a-holes.

    • @samrafrljuckic9278
      @samrafrljuckic9278 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair, snl kind of covered this a while back (insert link to Rudolph skit)

    • @KD-oh3gx
      @KD-oh3gx 4 роки тому +2

      @@samrafrljuckic9278 they warned us but we just weren't paying attention.

  • @noahduncan78
    @noahduncan78 4 роки тому +234

    John: “There in there”
    Jimmy: “yeah the decades almost over”
    John: OOF

  • @Zmad724
    @Zmad724 4 роки тому +88

    Jimmy: "I've never thought about that" John: "I've never thought about it either..." LOL Mulaney kills me every time.

  • @graceking9723
    @graceking9723 4 роки тому +414

    he has nothing to promote, and he’s getting interviewed. it’s like every talk show host knows we need new john mulaney content quarterly.

    • @karissa.nicole
      @karissa.nicole 4 роки тому +18

      Grace King97 he has a Netflix special coming out! John mulaney and the sack lunch gang or something like that lol

  • @ann6y5ng
    @ann6y5ng 4 роки тому +109

    Everybody say thank you to Jimmy for allowing us to see John Mullaney raising his voice, saying "Oof" and calling mistletoe a perverted garnish.

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter 4 роки тому +94

    John Mulaney is definitely a time traveller from 1955 just trying to blend in

  • @cyresmccay8749
    @cyresmccay8749 4 роки тому +57

    the 2010: ending
    2020: honey, you've got a big storm coming

  • @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
    @OuchingTigerLimpingDragon 4 роки тому +7

    This right here could be its own show, and I would watch the HELL out of it! Jimmy Fallon and John Mulaney, doing the opinion wheel, for, like, 30 minutes straight.

  • @istdochallesegal3427
    @istdochallesegal3427 4 роки тому +207

    Mistletoe joins Baby It's Cold Outside in the Cancel Club...

  • @LM11116
    @LM11116 4 роки тому +292

    one of the few guests that can make jimmy genuinely laugh lmao

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 4 роки тому

      Lucas Monroe Agree.

    • @candysweet434
      @candysweet434 4 роки тому +5

      Lucas Monroe you must be new, he’s not genuinely laughing.

    • @pitchen
      @pitchen 4 роки тому +5

      @@candysweet434 Whatever you say buddy

    • @LM11116
      @LM11116 4 роки тому +14

      @@candysweet434 clearly i'm not if you read my comment lol, i'm saying usually his laughs are fake but john can actually make him legitimately laugh

    • @Frank-xx5cd
      @Frank-xx5cd 4 роки тому +1

      @@candysweet434 Take this L. Merry Christmas.

  • @fatimamirza2100
    @fatimamirza2100 4 роки тому +28

    “I wouldn’t have disrespected you, if you hadn’t disrespected me in the first place....”.
    That has some depth to it. He should love his “own thoughts”.

  • @wareeshaahmed
    @wareeshaahmed 4 роки тому +30

    "First off, you don't just erase the abuse" lmfao

  • @wades2132
    @wades2132 4 роки тому +223

    I feel,like he’s been holding onto the Mistletoe bit for some time.

  • @naya6760
    @naya6760 4 роки тому +331

    im a simple person: i see john mulaney, i click with no hesitation

    • @dianasayson2846
      @dianasayson2846 4 роки тому +2

      🙋‍♀️ how can anyone skip the chance to hear John Mulaney's thoughts?

  • @flahertyhayley
    @flahertyhayley 4 роки тому +37

    His sum up of The 2010's was SPOT ON. This dude is a genius!

  • @partlyironic
    @partlyironic 4 роки тому +7

    How is he so funny OFF THE CUFF? his mind...his power... I want an entire show of him just doing this.

  • @naya6760
    @naya6760 4 роки тому +322

    “Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.” (if u know what im talking about i love u)

    • @ardenvida4598
      @ardenvida4598 4 роки тому +16

      still can't believe he actually wrote this ajdjskscnnd

    • @kiss2928
      @kiss2928 4 роки тому +4

      naya s. i do not please explain🥺🥺

    • @naya6760
      @naya6760 4 роки тому

      Okaro Shinn yea

    • @westleyc6824
      @westleyc6824 4 роки тому +1

      that’s what i look at whenever i get sad

    • @aylinitzel.
      @aylinitzel. 4 роки тому +6

      The picture that went along with it really was the cherry on the sundae

  • @winx123rocks
    @winx123rocks 4 роки тому +139

    john: *fame is not love*
    me: likes the video

  • @stasiapoos1130
    @stasiapoos1130 4 роки тому +60

    John’s opinion on anything is the only opinion in the world that matters ever

  • @kweenkindacrxxy
    @kweenkindacrxxy 4 роки тому +3

    This guy is just too smart of a human being. Perfect for this segment! ♥️

  • @idlemayhem7698
    @idlemayhem7698 4 роки тому +53

    his immediate averse reaction to mistletoe lmaoo 🤣
    get the perverted garnish outta here

  • @truman3047
    @truman3047 4 роки тому +85

    2:26 I really want to know what he said that they cut out!

  • @howeboutthis
    @howeboutthis 3 роки тому +6

    I could watch this segment with him for at least an hour. I just want a movie of him doing this, and nothing else

  • @ellekay4758
    @ellekay4758 4 роки тому +11

    “If any decoration needs to be me’too” 😂😂 I love him so much.

  • @pinna3691
    @pinna3691 4 роки тому +32

    having to kiss someone under a mistletoe was probably created by someone who really wanted an excuse to kiss their cousin.

  • @linds9846
    @linds9846 4 роки тому +58

    i really appreciate how heated john gets over all of these, glad to know i'm not the only one who has hard opinions on mistletoe

  • @brigidambuul621
    @brigidambuul621 4 роки тому +16

    that was the most aggressive vocal use of the term "oof" that I have ever heard

  • @theoriginal1971
    @theoriginal1971 3 роки тому +5

    His brain works SO FAST

  • @juliafonsecadesena1328
    @juliafonsecadesena1328 4 роки тому +14

    John said "you know what?" and I was already laughing

  • @michritch3493
    @michritch3493 4 роки тому +9

    Completely loved this. "That garnish needs to be "me too" -ed!" "Fame isn't the same as love." 👍Fabulous!

  • @julithomas9692
    @julithomas9692 3 роки тому +2

    2:53 Incredible thoughts, incredible minds. I'm so overwhelmed! How did my brain conceive them?

  • @bretneyc
    @bretneyc 4 роки тому +4

    I had no idea who John Maloney was before January 2020 but he is quickly becoming one of my favorites.

  • @natphobia561
    @natphobia561 4 роки тому +3

    it’s like watching him write his stand-up bits in real time. he’s incredible

  • @kendrarenae4128
    @kendrarenae4128 4 роки тому +9

    I want a Netflix special of John Mulaney talking about his opinions on popular topics

  • @alteiraa
    @alteiraa 4 роки тому +5

    Can this be a whole show? Like a full hour of this, would be great.

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp 4 роки тому +27

    When John said "oof" I felt that...

  • @martikahwilliams2741
    @martikahwilliams2741 4 роки тому +75

    I’ve been starving for more John Mulaney content.

  • @marilenat.1271
    @marilenat.1271 3 роки тому +6

    John Mulaney, thank you so much for your opinion on Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer's ex-bullies! Liking him after he rose to fame doesn't erase the bullying they put him through before. Somebody with a platform had to point that out. Thank you so much!!

  • @lillyspoelstra4707
    @lillyspoelstra4707 4 роки тому +9

    “You don’t just erase the abuse” 😂 He’s perfect

  • @edixon2225
    @edixon2225 4 роки тому +16

    “If any decoration needs to be me too’d, it’s mistletoe”
    - John Mulaney on Mistletoe 2019

  • @stella8869
    @stella8869 4 роки тому +4

    John Mulaney is my celeb crush, not because of his looks... but because of his quick thinking humor 😭

  • @nakejunez
    @nakejunez 4 роки тому +118

    Nobody:
    *Crooks watching*-“You know what he’s kinda right! Never thought of it that way.”

    • @chasepotter2376
      @chasepotter2376 4 роки тому +2

      Jake Nunez I’ve seen other people make this mistake with this comment. You can’t say “nobody” when the second line is from a person responding to somebody/something. Does not make sense to say “nobody” when the crooks are literally acknowledging this guys comment about fingerless gloves. The 33 likes are from people who obviously can’t comprehend that.

    • @ender3882
      @ender3882 4 роки тому

      @@chasepotter2376 r/wooooooooooosh

    • @chasepotter2376
      @chasepotter2376 4 роки тому +1

      ender duuuuuude hahahahahahahahhaa so fucking funny because I saw somebody else comment something like I did on a completely different video and comment, and it was one of these “nobody: “ comments, but it made NO fucking sense because the person they quoted in the second part of the “joke” was literally replying to someone in the actual video, so it really made ZERO fucking sense, and somebody LIKE YOUR DUMB ASS, Commented saying exactly what you did, even though HE was right about it not making sense BECAUSE the person was literally replying to somebody! SO.. there WAS someone! There WASN’T “no one”... IN OTHER WORDS BITCH I KNOW WHAT THESE JOKES ARE AND WHAT THEY USSSSE TO MEAN, BUT NOW IM SEEING DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS TRYING TO DO THEM, AND JUST COMPLETELY FUCKING IT UP!!! Fucking idiot thinking I don’t get the joke! It made no sense! It didn’t work like he wanted it to, sorry!

    • @chasepotter2376
      @chasepotter2376 4 роки тому

      ender that’s like saying I didn’t get the joke because I corrected the way they pronounced or spelt something

    • @nakejunez
      @nakejunez 4 роки тому +2

      Chase Potter you got that bothered? Lol

  • @JACKFIORILLO
    @JACKFIORILLO 4 роки тому +2

    you can tell when jimmy is genuinely laughing in this

  • @annalarissa4160
    @annalarissa4160 4 роки тому +11

    “I love my own thoughts” - John Mulaney is my hero.

  • @cee2485
    @cee2485 4 роки тому +6

    3:14 hearing John mulaney say oof caught me off guard

  • @samanjj
    @samanjj 4 роки тому +6

    This man is a genius. He could do a stand up just based on this technique. Can’t wait to watch his stand up specials on Netflix.

  • @jesssod
    @jesssod 4 роки тому +2

    I need this segment to be lengthened substantially. Basically, I need a Netflix special of that Asian American woman doing just this.

  • @janayatapang7346
    @janayatapang7346 4 роки тому +29

    I could watch a whole 45 minute episode, 26 episodes, 25 seasons of this.

  • @valeriapaz5592
    @valeriapaz5592 4 роки тому +153

    What is that tired asian women doing there?

  • @viceliag3916
    @viceliag3916 4 роки тому +6

    I didn't realize how strongly I felt about these things until John brought them up 😂

  • @meganmarshall1664
    @meganmarshall1664 4 роки тому +6

    How is he always so perfectly funny 😂 it’s official I’m in love with John Mulaney 😂❤️

  • @heezypeasy8611
    @heezypeasy8611 4 роки тому +5

    I cannot get enough of John Mulaney ♡

  • @bartdarrow9217
    @bartdarrow9217 4 роки тому +5

    "First off, you don't just erase the abuse." LOL

  • @giabea.
    @giabea. 4 роки тому +4

    I would watch hours of this and never get bored

  • @AngelGroves
    @AngelGroves 4 роки тому +9

    John Mulaney is brilliant; he is so genuinely entertaining.

  • @ItzamarySalazar
    @ItzamarySalazar 4 роки тому

    I have been WAITING FOR ANOTHER VIDEO WITH HIMMMMM OMG

  • @planetmarsofficial
    @planetmarsofficial 4 роки тому +12

    He should be a recurring character in the marvelous Mrs maisle they have similar energies

  • @aurares
    @aurares 4 роки тому +24

    he's been waiting his whole life to share these

  • @irh1606
    @irh1606 3 роки тому

    i've been having a hard time recently, but john always lifts my spirits i love him so much

  • @mxtw7910
    @mxtw7910 4 роки тому +1

    Wow. JM is an absolute comedic genius. This was seriously impressive

  • @anelerz8958
    @anelerz8958 4 роки тому +92

    When you're immortal so the decade ending slips your mind

  • @elwizschold
    @elwizschold 3 роки тому +3

    John is clearly one of the greatest comedians at this time, love that man!

  • @jossmmu
    @jossmmu 4 роки тому +2

    I love John he is so naturally funny 🤣

  • @KC-fx7nz
    @KC-fx7nz 4 роки тому +1

    I cannot help myself but smile when Mulaney talks! 😊

  • @jasoncoladonato1034
    @jasoncoladonato1034 4 роки тому +5

    Perverted garnish what a legend when he said me too I love this dude😂😂

  • @katehodson5181
    @katehodson5181 4 роки тому +10

    This is so weird because I was just thinking today, “Rudolph has fake friends”. I love John.

  • @bprichelle
    @bprichelle 4 роки тому

    Been waiting for more John interviews

  • @ellascheid9537
    @ellascheid9537 3 роки тому +2

    *2010s*
    John: what a decade
    Me: OH JUST WAIT UNTIL 2020 JOHN