Playing Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood

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  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 6 років тому +2137

    "Two playable Speedwagons" should be a back-of-the-box feature

    • @grunt7323
      @grunt7323 6 років тому +36

      this comment needs to be pinned

    • @zelectrode3337
      @zelectrode3337 6 років тому +32

      Speedwagon is afraid...
      ... Because he has a clone.

    • @piplup229
      @piplup229 6 років тому +17

      chaffXgrenade when will speedwagon be in smash brothers ultimate as a captain falcon echo fighter

    • @zmbklr101
      @zmbklr101 6 років тому +19

      EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS CLONED

    • @christopherzarcone1363
      @christopherzarcone1363 6 років тому +20

      Nah just name the game “two speedwagons” and it’ll make wii sports look like the culling 2

  • @goldensucc126
    @goldensucc126 6 років тому +889

    Playing as giorno's father while fighting giorno's father.

    • @serjdown8760
      @serjdown8760 4 роки тому +49

      Imagine the people who got confused by your comment

    • @spideyithink
      @spideyithink 4 роки тому +4

      lol

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 4 роки тому +18

      @@serjdown8760 i am a jojo fan and got confused for a moment, because i thought he was implying Dio is the main character, i wasn't expecting the classic joke

    • @HexRox
      @HexRox 4 роки тому +2

      I forgot that was a thing since the anime didn't even elaborate in it

    • @Slavic_Snake
      @Slavic_Snake 3 роки тому +5

      @@HexRox it's statet in like the second ep in part 3 that dio is using Jonathans body

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn 6 років тому +584

    Jonathan Joestar, pure of heart, swole of body. You were too good for this world... or this game.

  • @lol_no_man
    @lol_no_man 6 років тому +303

    "Dio Brando is a bit of a wrong'un" in the same way that juggling enriched plutonium rods is a bit dangerous

  • @Moayad56
    @Moayad56 4 роки тому +95

    "A few months later joestar is out for blood, no real reason just felt like punching someone again."
    Holy shit that's the most not-Jonathan thing i ever heard

  • @TheSouloftheDragon
    @TheSouloftheDragon 6 років тому +526

    More games need pose buttons.

    • @lemmythetrash-goblin8291
      @lemmythetrash-goblin8291 6 років тому +38

      TheSouloftheDragon *All* games need pose button!

    • @trevorphillips8895
      @trevorphillips8895 6 років тому +1

      Like fortnite?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 років тому +4

      Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon has a middle finger button and in Postal 2 you can piss, that is something. Oh and Saints Row 3 & 4 have a taunt feature. And pretty sure there is a Doom mod that has posing, well aside from Dio Doom obviously!

    • @nou4657
      @nou4657 6 років тому +3

      HappyBeezerStudios - by Lord_Mogul most of the yakuza series has taunting.

    • @kyurenga4665
      @kyurenga4665 5 років тому +2

      i had an idea with an jojo game with a pose button that even rewards you

  • @227gamerman
    @227gamerman 6 років тому +283

    18:46
    "Like its going to turn *the whole world* into a vampire"
    Foreshadowing [THE WORLD]

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 6 років тому +3

      I just thought it was a Smashing Pumpkins reference...

    • @InsanityPlusOne
      @InsanityPlusOne 6 років тому +7

      The world is a vampire

  • @queencancerous5332
    @queencancerous5332 6 років тому +180

    Reminder that this is the one of the only surviving pieces of the 2007 Phantom Blood movie.

  • @IL4NR
    @IL4NR 6 років тому +517

    I hope this game can be hacked so buff Johnathan can fight the bullies.

    • @Tehsnakerer
      @Tehsnakerer  6 років тому +142

      One day

    • @MrDmoney156
      @MrDmoney156 6 років тому +36

      IL4NR You can actually play as about anyone in the game after you beat the entire game

    • @dobletmatutino9446
      @dobletmatutino9446 6 років тому +63

      *Puts God Blue Kenshiro Jonathan to fight the Brats*
      *Defeats Dio with Brat B*
      *Better one, Beat the entire game with SpeedWagon*

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 5 років тому +4

      @@dobletmatutino9446 Hammer Speedwagon, right?

    • @Alastarsblade
      @Alastarsblade 5 років тому +1

      you can just be good at the game

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +967

    Never skip a part

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 6 років тому +5

      Justin Y. Hey it's ya boi

    • @ewancreskeyallan1403
      @ewancreskeyallan1403 6 років тому +6

      How....

    • @josesosa3337
      @josesosa3337 6 років тому +1

      Justin Y. Yes.

    • @tonkfangnsx5536
      @tonkfangnsx5536 6 років тому +2

      Oh hey there

    • @burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82
      @burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82 6 років тому +4

      1 and 2 are slow. If you've really don't feel like having a dialogue heavy section and prefer fast paced action, feel free to skip. Sure there's some references you miss but there neglidgable tbh. You really only need to know a few things from parts 1 and 2.

  • @RDV333
    @RDV333 6 років тому +532

    I can't disagree with a single one of your criticisms of the Phantom Blood plot, but goddamn it, there's something about a dickish vampire fighting his adopted brother's oxygen Sun karate in the Victorian Era that I fucking love.
    Good video btw, had no idea PB for the PS2 was such a clusterfuck.

    • @lemmythetrash-goblin8291
      @lemmythetrash-goblin8291 6 років тому +60

      Miselus I have always thought it's the weakest part, but it still just so charming somehow! Jonathan is so likeable, Dio so much fun to hate and Speedwagon is... Well, he's Speedwagon!

    • @SakurakoLover
      @SakurakoLover 6 років тому +9

      Miselus Because Phantom Blood PS2 was made for tie-in for Lost 2007 Phantom Blood movie(Studio APPP basically turned Jojo into Hokuto no Ken even the designs look badass)

    • @MrDmoney156
      @MrDmoney156 6 років тому +1

      Kano Sazanami yeah it definitely does look like Fist of the North Star a bit lol

    • @RDV333
      @RDV333 6 років тому +5

      @Kano Sazanami Really? That one that Araki removed from circulation? Man, that movie's backstory is so intriguing, I really wanna see it (apart from the 15 minutes on UA-cam).

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi 6 років тому

      Miselus watch the anime. It's fantastic and each part has a different protagonist

  • @juliusorpana9624
    @juliusorpana9624 6 років тому +296

    I forgot how absurd their muscularity was in part one. Being built like a brick shithouse is one thing but these guys go so far beyond event that.

    • @beanieboi7743
      @beanieboi7743 6 років тому +73

      Julius Orpana johnathan is a literal wall of a man

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 6 років тому +34

      Anime Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Anime Dolph Lundgren

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 6 років тому +45

      I know, right?
      It reminds me of this one line from Kim Possible: "Everyone in the future is ripped!" Except with JoJos, it's the logical opposite. The farther _back_ in time you go, the more ripped people are. As the universe goes on - and Araki formalizes his art style - everyone gets slimmer. Less steroid-abusing weight lifters, and more swimmers or gymnasts. At the start, though, if the character was male, they were swole as hell. Even the children.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 років тому +19

      But then comes that the fights are becoming more about wits than brute strength as the series goes on. So only fitting. Still there is a certain thing about those incredibly ripped walls, especially in a setting that is not trying too hard to have fun.

    • @krism.6598
      @krism.6598 5 років тому +24

      The farther away Araki gets from Fist of the North Star, the slimmer the Jojo’s become.
      Jonathan is pretty much English Kenshiro, with Hamon replacing Hokuto.

  • @Zeppelee
    @Zeppelee 6 років тому +80

    I had a good laugh at the interpretations that you received from others.
    Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a frog that needs punching...

  • @zigfaust
    @zigfaust 5 років тому +44

    "Poison is just a stricter time limit."
    Well said my man.

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 4 роки тому +12

    22:50 I like to point to the moment where Jack the ripper explodes out of a horse as the point that Araki takes this series to crazytown and never looks back.

  • @uirusux
    @uirusux Рік тому +12

    *"ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS, DIO"* is iconic and 100% in line with Jonathan's character, 10/10

  • @Jonok
    @Jonok 6 років тому +539

    Do not skip parts you plebs

    • @Turahk
      @Turahk 6 років тому +29

      skip every part

    • @SodaPopBot
      @SodaPopBot 6 років тому +82

      They'll miss the deep character development of Brat A and Brat B

    • @Brapgod
      @Brapgod 6 років тому +6

      Phantom blood was lame as shit sorry but it’s true.

    • @midnightskelly547
      @midnightskelly547 6 років тому +5

      Jonok hot take: skip parts as you like but read every part at some point

    • @gold_spin1639
      @gold_spin1639 6 років тому +2

      Watched 1 through 4 all the way to 7 because I already knew about why it was in an alternate universe. And I was just more interested in it than part 5 went back read 5, now I’m on six and I’ve read the very early parts of 8.

  • @maple1844
    @maple1844 6 років тому +147

    Part 1 is like 9 episodes why skip it?

    • @lordtullus9942
      @lordtullus9942 6 років тому +45

      Myself exactly. Part 1 in its entirety is NOT bad. People hate school days and the second season of maken kii more than it. Anyway, if you start phantom blood, you WILL finish phantom blood. It takes like a week to get through, Jonathan and Dio are wel established characters in their own right, and if you don't care for ANYTHING in part 1 at all, then you haven't wasted time in

    • @Xesthan
      @Xesthan 5 років тому +19

      And Part 2 is just 17 episodes. All the other parts are much longer.

    • @Evnyofdeath
      @Evnyofdeath 4 роки тому +17

      As someone who doesn't like, but understand the purpose of, part 1 heres my two cents. Part 1 is important in the grand scheme of things. But in and of itself it (or rather the anime at least) is poorly paced and the absolute worst in the series at ass pulling. Theres like, an hour long cut of all the important bits of Part 1 that was officially released by DP so I would suggest that to a new fan, and if they like it enough to then go back and watch it proper

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 3 роки тому

      @@lordtullus9942 lmao I finished it in a day

    • @tanyaharmon6739
      @tanyaharmon6739 3 роки тому +2

      @@Evnyofdeath I have yet to see any asspulls

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 років тому +64

    I can’t believe that Jack the Ripper did again

  • @skinnykiddou
    @skinnykiddou 4 роки тому +30

    God, the dramatic reading of those attempts at interpreting the story was hilarious!
    On a side note... been following you for about half a year now, each video a very nice watch. Thank you and love from Russia!

  • @ryanhatfield4517
    @ryanhatfield4517 6 років тому +81

    I still like Part 1 for what it is and I actually like Jonathan.

    • @chertikinamoto
      @chertikinamoto 6 років тому +25

      Ryan Hatfield same. As good as the other jojo’s are, Jonathan has to be my favorite. I say have to, because despite my choice to dive into part 3 first at the recommendation of some shitlord, Jonathan still tops my list. I think it’s because of the kindness he developed as a character.

  • @toolala3908
    @toolala3908 6 років тому +49

    Part 1 is personally my favorite, but I am far for oblivious to its flaws. I agree the middle of it is just.. not very good. but I love the start and the end of it, and the anime version was my introduction to the series, so I'm a bit nostalgic for it.
    I think the best part of it is the relationship between the main villain and the protagonist, because in all the parts that follow its really not that very interesting when it comes to thag aspect. the motivation for Joseph is just to kill the big bad to save the world, Jotaro wants to save his mommy, Josuke wants to.... i don't even remember? Johnathan has some stakes and past with Dio at least which I like quite alot.
    I'd love you to cover more of these weird old JoJo games. they seem charmingly atrocious and I love it.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 6 років тому +10

      Toolala
      Yeah I love how Johnathan struggles between him wanting a brother in Dio and having to kill the murderous vampire that he truly is. As I've mentioned in another comment, I think the Tarkus and Brufford fight actually has some symbolism to his inner struggle with this in an interesting way. It's this constant want to forgive and love Dio despite all he's done that makes me love Johnathan so much and makes the ending one of the best.

    • @vinegar4556
      @vinegar4556 4 роки тому +4

      From what I recall, the Vento Aureo game is really good, if janky at times, and HFTF is only let down by limiting itself to Part 3 characters, which was probably because of the OVA adaptation that released around a similar time.

    • @inconemay1441
      @inconemay1441 3 роки тому

      As someone who got into Part 1 because of the action, the early parts bore me (even if it's supposed to set up Jon and Dio's relationship) because there is barely any action aside from Jonathan receiving one-sided asswhooping and endless misery. Also mystic powers weren't a thing yet.

    • @toolala3908
      @toolala3908 3 роки тому +1

      @@inconemay1441 The fight between Jon and Bruford is pretty good. its pretty light on the action for sure, some of it is less memorable than it should be, jack the reaper sounds great in concept but his fight is kinda just nothing.
      Tarkus is alright, and the last fight with Dio and Jonathan is p good.

  • @jollythejackalope
    @jollythejackalope 6 років тому +13

    "Bizarre situation"
    "He is already dead"
    I see what you did there.

  • @greenswamponion7330
    @greenswamponion7330 6 років тому +80

    Johnathan would've been able to defeat those first 2 brats if he had his stand King Crimson.

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 5 років тому

      Wrong part chief

    • @johanlieb1231
      @johanlieb1231 5 років тому +24

      @@ovahlord1451 That's probably a reference to the 2007 Phantom Blood OVA where Jonathan is voiced by the same voice actor as Diavolo , the user of King Crimson.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 роки тому +2

      @@johanlieb1231 I really couldn't tell, just like I had no idea EoH Johnny was anime Koichi. Japanese seiyuus are on another level

    • @noway9320
      @noway9320 3 роки тому +1

      @@johanlieb1231 How is it an OVA if it was meant for theatrical release? Y'know what an OVA is right?

  • @Goochbot
    @Goochbot 6 років тому +100

    The thing about Jojo's at least the later one's, is that the very nature of each fight is unique, and usually devoid of any actual combat, so it's not exactly tailor made for good video game adaptions.

    • @TheGamedragon96
      @TheGamedragon96 6 років тому +31

      Just do what Heritage for the Future did and say fuck that and make it a dope one on one fight.

    • @retardedfishfrogs1
      @retardedfishfrogs1 5 років тому +19

      late response but... I believe the best genre to suit a JoJo game would be a graphic-adventure game like Monkey Island for example. Each fight would be its own puzzle to solve and seeing how contrived and crazy the solutions are in the manga it would fit right in with the old Lucas Arts and Sierra games.

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 5 років тому +14

      @@retardedfishfrogs1 The golden wind game got very close to being a perfect adaptation. Every mission is a puzzle boss fight. Game's like fury pulled that off too so a jojo game that has you take part in most of the fights from all the parts would be dope. Maybe add a multiplayer 1v1 mode and custom fight scenarios with the added effect of using certain stands would break the match like vanilla ice being able to one shot people but your screen goes black while you use it.

  • @shil4720
    @shil4720 4 роки тому +11

    "Pose has tech" is one of the best things I've ever heard

  • @minuteworld7027
    @minuteworld7027 6 років тому +80

    "I dont like jonathan"
    how DARE you

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 4 роки тому +1

      Hating Jonathan Joestar is a JoJo reference: knowyourmeme.com/photos/1887814-jojos-bizarre-adventure

    • @AceTrainerX3
      @AceTrainerX3 4 роки тому +7

      I mean, he's probably the most bland JoJo, but he's still likeable.

    • @DP-jt6xx
      @DP-jt6xx 3 роки тому

      @@AceTrainerX3 that's jotaro kujo

    • @Slavic_Snake
      @Slavic_Snake 3 роки тому

      @@AceTrainerX3 :(

    • @swankycab6170
      @swankycab6170 3 роки тому +2

      @@DP-jt6xx No, there's a lot of hidden depth to Jotaro which is also really well explored in later parts. In part 4, before he's fucked up his entire life, he has a kind of relaxed, goofy side that comes through rarely but is really enjoyable.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 6 років тому +446

    Sono Chi no Sodomy.

    • @frank144p4
      @frank144p4 6 років тому +8

      Jojo

    • @thrice_cube
      @thrice_cube 6 років тому

      Jajoiye

    • @super15474
      @super15474 6 років тому +7

      *sadame

    • @zelectrode3337
      @zelectrode3337 6 років тому +18

      Actually, I think that's the joke, since the Japanese word "Sadame" sounds like the English word "Sodomy".

    • @JomasterTheSecond
      @JomasterTheSecond 6 років тому +6

      you see, 'lectrode gets it

  • @grimkaizer8417
    @grimkaizer8417 6 років тому +163

    Not only is Phantom Blood my favorite part, but Jonathan Joestar is my favorite Jojo.

    • @grimkaizer8417
      @grimkaizer8417 6 років тому +21

      Owliare
      >A 21 avatar
      I see you are a man of class

    • @thebigsam
      @thebigsam 6 років тому +11

      I got so mad about people in the comments calling part 1 "weak"

    • @grimkaizer8417
      @grimkaizer8417 6 років тому +2

      Seth_Exia
      Hell yeah my dude, first person to comment on my avatar. Layzner is peak 80's mecha, as far as I'm concerned.

    • @grimkaizer8417
      @grimkaizer8417 6 років тому +21

      Manuel Mateo
      I agree with most of what you are saying. Part 1 was expertly (or perhaps accidentally) crafted to be a franchise bedrock. It set the moral standard of the series. Jonathan gets called boring by impatient tasteless plebs who want every character to be an overwritten mess of flaws (#notall), but Jonathan is the perfect Jojo. However Jonathan is only the perfect Jojo because Dio is the perfect Jojo villain. Their rivalry and how it develops is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in its most distilled form, a battle betwern good and evil and through these battles each gets stronger until one overcomes the other.
      My favorite aspect of Phantom Blood is how Jonathan and Dio keep getting the upperhand over eachother. From Dio kissing Erina, to Jonathan beating Dio into submission (at least that's what Jonathan thinks), to Dio poisoning Jonathan's father, to Jonathan informing the police, to Dio becoming a vampire, ecetera. Both have this begruding respect for one another, but both want to overcome their fates and be free of eachother (but tragically can't). Jonathan's journey (episodes 4-7 of the anime, which Snakerer dismisses as boring) is great, because its a story of how Jonathan's physical strength and discipline are being tested. Dio becoming a vampire gave him a clear upperhand, but Jonathan had to earn the power to face Dio, which couldn't have been brushed over with a montage. We, the readers/audience had to experience it as well.
      Not to mention the excellent pacing. We get the core plot and key characters in the first three episodes, but to keep it fresh Araki introduced Hamon and Zeppeli, and Jonathan's relationship with them was expanded in the central chunk of PB. In the Joestar Manor fight, we get to see Jonathan be a hero in the face of an overwhelming enemy. Learning Dio is still alive and the fact that Jonathan barely survived the encounter makes for a triumphant feeling in us when Jonathan not only starts to learn Hamon, but starts going up against horrors comprable to vampire Dio.
      I could go on, I especially love the Bruford fight and talk about that in length, or how awesome it was when Jonathan did the most brilliant villain takedown in the franchise's history (setting his fist on fire to fight Dio's flash freeze? So simple it's genius). I'll just close my thoughts by saying that no matter what part I'm reading, I always think back to Jonathan and Dio, and how their rivalry sent a shockwave down generations, and even universes. It's a short story, but it nails a hero's journey with fun shonen battles and memorable characters in a nice tight package. What's not to love?

    • @nuibaba280
      @nuibaba280 6 років тому +1

      Holy shit your taste is off the charts

  • @Aboveup
    @Aboveup 6 років тому +173

    It's weird that they picked Part 1 for this. A part with very little action for the first half, and not too many memorable fight scenes past the the initial setup of situations. Part 2 would've been a much better fit if they wanted to keep it to pre-Stand fisticuffs. Part 3 has the easiest format to turn into a brawler since that's just episodic fights that are overall meaningless to anything and anyone.

    • @Fouxjin
      @Fouxjin 6 років тому +40

      Aboveup Except Part 1’s fights are all fist fights, whereas every other part has strategic fights that don’t work as simple beat-em-ups

    • @LEONOX233
      @LEONOX233 6 років тому +52

      There's a motive they picked Part 1, to create hype for the Phantom Blood movie that was released some months later (game was released in October 2006 and the movie February 2007 to coincide with the series 20th anniversary) the game and movie even share voice actors.
      This movie being infamous for being shelved after its short theatrical premiere for unknown motives and to this day, the only footage that exists of it on the internet (other than the short trailer) is some work prints that a student has given as a part of a university project.

    • @KatToTheFourth
      @KatToTheFourth 6 років тому

      it was made for the anniversary

    • @KatToTheFourth
      @KatToTheFourth 6 років тому +9

      I thought Araki hated it because of the changes. Speedwagon didn't even join Jonathan!

    • @KatToTheFourth
      @KatToTheFourth 6 років тому +4

      a speedwagon spinoff series is the only way to fix the debt to society that studio appp has

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 4 роки тому +8

    13:06
    Well, I mean it would've been really weird if Jonathan had gotten a law degree, because then both him and Dio would've been bloodsuckers.

  • @hipersonicodacomunidade7738
    @hipersonicodacomunidade7738 5 років тому +8

    This game looks like a lego version of Yakuza,but DON'T BULLY JONATHAN

  • @cthulhuchan9587
    @cthulhuchan9587 6 років тому +135

    I liked this video until you said to skip part one... just no.. don't skip parts

    • @Robocopnik
      @Robocopnik 6 років тому +14

      If you bothered to fucking listen, you'd realize what was said was that if someone was going to drop it, they could skip ahead to part two, not that people should skip the first part.

    • @berpipo
      @berpipo 5 років тому +5

      @Insubstantial Croquembouche
      So what you're saying is that if i don't like part 1, i should just drop the whole manga.
      Gotcha, thanks.

    • @berpipo
      @berpipo 5 років тому

      @Insubstantial Croquembouche thanks for the info, Might start there then go back to the older stuff later.

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 5 років тому +2

      @Hope Bagel a bit late but I'd say your kind of correct. To get the full context of the start of part 2, episodes 1 to 3 and the episodes 8 and 9 are important. Technically William Zeppelis arc is not needed to know as Ceasar explains it anyways .
      I'd say half of phantom blood is needed for set up for part 2, as all you need to really know in context is the mask,and speed wagon.
      Dio has very little relevance to part 2 other then a name drop and the context of his relationship with the joestars matters mostly just in part 3 where Dios actions in part 3 are the most relevant to later parts.
      The odd thing is I'd say part one is more important to part two, but because of how removed the events of part 2 are to the rest of the parts the events in part 1 tend to only matter in passing in part 3. Due to part 3 events being the catalyst for the other parts and the phasing out of hamon for stands part 1 and 2 take a back seat when it comes to ongoing narrative.

  • @r.j.j.o
    @r.j.j.o 6 років тому +13

    Hokuto no Ken got a Yakuza-style spinoff game, so I hope we get a new JoJo game in the same style.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 6 років тому +222

    Am I hearing the blaster sound from Star Wars
    Also those interpretations were hilarious
    Wished you did it with the whole game
    Lets see what people come up with

    • @Tehsnakerer
      @Tehsnakerer  6 років тому +28

      Hah, I think what I sent to my test subjects was already frying their brains, any more may do some permanent damage

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 3 роки тому +1

      How. Do. I. Find. You. Everywhere?

  • @Youhadabadday2021
    @Youhadabadday2021 6 років тому +18

    Honestly, I wouldn't mind if someone remastered this game and made it less clunky. This seems really good for a concept, yet it was executed poorly.

  • @pixelatedmess9269
    @pixelatedmess9269 6 років тому +66

    Title: Playing Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood
    Uses thumbnail with the subtitle Diamond is Unbreakable
    pretty good video tho,hats off

    • @Tehsnakerer
      @Tehsnakerer  6 років тому +21

      Whoops, Jonathan is very much breakable

    • @chibi_jojo9000
      @chibi_jojo9000 3 роки тому

      @@Tehsnakerer come back

    • @Tehsnakerer
      @Tehsnakerer  3 роки тому +2

      @@chibi_jojo9000 What?

    • @chibi_jojo9000
      @chibi_jojo9000 3 роки тому

      @@Tehsnakerer you don't upload no more.

    • @Tehsnakerer
      @Tehsnakerer  3 роки тому +4

      @@chibi_jojo9000 I do, my last upload was two months ago, videos like mine take a bit to make

  • @hereniho
    @hereniho Рік тому +2

    20:07
    Unironically one of the funniest Part 1 related things I've seen

  • @ggggfan1
    @ggggfan1 6 років тому +37

    I think the ideal genre for a jojo game would be a puzzle game that pretends it's an action game

  • @neoshenlong
    @neoshenlong 4 роки тому +10

    I could undestand people beginning JoJo's with Part 2, but I feel a big part of the appeal of Part 3 comes from knowing Dio's Part 1 story. Because without it, he is the plainest villain to ever exist in a series. He is totally just a background character. Sure he is kinda scary with some of the scenes he appears in before his final battle. But he is absent for most of the part and its honestly all fine as long as you know him and his backstory and his motivations from Part 1. So... yeah. I guess at least watch a recap or something.

  • @whatsupbossanova
    @whatsupbossanova 4 роки тому +7

    Fun Fact this game’s Jonathan Joestar also voices the Boss of Passione in Golden Wind’s Anime

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 5 років тому +17

    Becoming more buff isn't character development?

  • @Freashplayer
    @Freashplayer 6 років тому +519

    You dislike Jonathan. I dislike this this video.

  • @MrSrhike
    @MrSrhike 6 років тому +130

    THIS  MUST  BE  THE  WORK  OF  AN  ENEMY 「STAND」!!

  • @Jun-bm8ly
    @Jun-bm8ly 6 років тому +76

    normie: * *skip parts* *
    jojo fans: *R E E E E E E E E E E E*

  • @2011supergamer
    @2011supergamer 6 років тому +18

    *HEY BABY*

  • @dragonslayermasterornstein83
    @dragonslayermasterornstein83 6 років тому +86

    Jesus these people hating on Jonathan especially you too mate Jonathan's a somewhat bland character but for goodness sake he doesn't deserve the hate

    • @guts7925
      @guts7925 6 років тому +39

      Araki i think explained that he wanted Jonathan to seem the most heroic out of all of his descendants do they seem like heroes as well even with their more negative characteristics like stealing, cockyness etc.

    • @saidi7975
      @saidi7975 4 роки тому +5

      Never found him bland . I find Jonathan's sincerity and kindness touching.

  • @ScarabeeSmart
    @ScarabeeSmart 6 років тому +20

    Never. Skip. Parts.

  • @lolmechy
    @lolmechy 6 років тому +7

    I fucking love how faithfully this game adapts the original part 1 artstyle, so everyone looks like a fridge with a gym membership and an overactive male hormonal gland. Especially since the games cover has John Boy and Dio in the later part male model style. Talk about misleading marketing.

  • @swankycab6170
    @swankycab6170 3 роки тому +3

    There is no series that needs the RGG treatment more than JoJo. Imagine playing Joseph running around 1930s New York? Imagine all the wacky substories he could get involved in!

  • @chaoticklutz3633
    @chaoticklutz3633 6 років тому +12

    24:47-24:50
    When my crush sees me

  • @SSJ2Gohan23
    @SSJ2Gohan23 5 років тому +3

    8:18 you thought your first kiss would be with Jonathan, but it was with I DIO!

  • @Adam-nf9wu
    @Adam-nf9wu 6 років тому +8

    I’m pretty sure something went wrong with the interpretation document because I can’t access it but even without it this video was super hilarious and got you another subscriber. Thanks for the content

  • @lolrus5555
    @lolrus5555 2 роки тому +4

    Not gonna lie, I'd love to see modern game retellings of Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency that uses similar Hamon mechanics.

  • @AmanojakuPenguin
    @AmanojakuPenguin 6 років тому +36

    All I've ever seen of this game has been utterly bizarre, anyway interesting to see you're also into JoJo. In terms of Phantom Blood itself it is among the weakest of the part, not particularly through any fault of its own, it's just that the parts succeeding it are so good, though the current state of JoJolion is leaving me a little mixed. I wonder if there's going to be another JoJo game in the near future, hopefully an RPG or, in my weird fever dream of an idea, Lego JoJo.

    • @Fencer_Nowa
      @Fencer_Nowa 6 років тому +13

      The Insane Penguin Lego Jojo would be solid just watch dio explode into Lego.
      But yeah I agree part 1 is the weakest part as the other parts are just better as part 1 was kinda testing the water kinda how part 3 was for stands before going into this stand will punch you and somehow blow up the street.

    • @Moonsbro
      @Moonsbro 6 років тому +7

      check out the 7th stand user. its a fan made jojo rpg and is honestly better then any other jojo game we will ever get

    • @KatToTheFourth
      @KatToTheFourth 6 років тому +1

      Lego Dimensions pack?

    • @guts7925
      @guts7925 6 років тому +7

      the jojo games could use a unique fighting engine where it could allow the player to figure out how to defeat them similar to jojo itself. the main problem with that is that anyone whos read it will know how to beat them.

    • @thebigsam
      @thebigsam 6 років тому +6

      Part 1 is the best part, stop this bullshit about it being the weakest

  • @alterionnarvien5933
    @alterionnarvien5933 6 років тому +3

    >Has Played 7th Stand User, Hasn't Reviewed It
    >WRYYYYYYYY

  • @CorporalDanLives
    @CorporalDanLives 5 років тому +4

    Oh man. I worked at this developer back in 2000 and never realized they did this until recently. This is nuts.

  • @onearmedbandit84
    @onearmedbandit84 6 років тому +54

    Yakuza games are coming to PC! So excited!

    • @GrAvYxxBooN
      @GrAvYxxBooN 6 років тому +5

      Being a JoJo fan that's currently playing through Kiwami, this was a strange coincidence finding this comment here.

    • @onearmedbandit84
      @onearmedbandit84 6 років тому +5

      How are you finding it? I heard its Sega's best series right now.

    • @GrAvYxxBooN
      @GrAvYxxBooN 6 років тому +2

      I'm about 45 hours in, and I'm loving it! Just getting some last ends taken care of before I start the final mission. Planning on Platinuming it, so I'll be playing well into NG+.

    • @onearmedbandit84
      @onearmedbandit84 6 років тому

      Good to hear it is so long. I'm going to have to wait till August 1st but I'm sure it will be worth it.

    • @LondonLock
      @LondonLock 6 років тому

      Eh i'd still say PSO2 is the best thing sega is doing at the moment

  • @Swirlixer
    @Swirlixer 6 років тому +7

    Graphics are surprisingly good

  • @TrinSpin
    @TrinSpin Рік тому +2

    Holy shit, I just realized the Hooligans boxart is in that pacman shitpost background at the start

  • @jerrylomber8420
    @jerrylomber8420 4 роки тому +7

    I would love to see a remake, not remaster, but a remake of Phantom Blood PS2 and Golden Wind PS2 in the future

  • @thecoolestfool7688
    @thecoolestfool7688 6 років тому +35

    I really need to watch jojo

  • @Magiklor
    @Magiklor 4 роки тому +3

    0:40 for your on sake please put on captions you will not be *disappointed*

  • @dunkersdairy528
    @dunkersdairy528 3 роки тому +1

    i had a heart attack when tehsnakerer said a liverpoodlian noble lad i thought every one forgot about liverpool

  • @sleepytoastasmr1683
    @sleepytoastasmr1683 6 років тому +8

    Vento aureo game?
    Do it or I will cease to exist

  • @elPominator
    @elPominator 6 років тому +4

    I got into JoJo's because of Mr Icarus's DIO Doom mod review and since then I have been seriously invested in the anime, even as someone who really does not watch anime.
    Having just finished part 4, this review and the part 5 announcement could not have come at a more opportune time, so hype.

    • @GBDupree
      @GBDupree 6 років тому +2

      Pominator
      Get excited, part 5 has some of the best fights in the series! Beach boy is one of my favorites!

  • @TheFoghorn726
    @TheFoghorn726 3 роки тому +1

    "I don't think the whole immortality thing worked out"
    AY AYYYYAYAYAYAAAAA YAAAAA

  • @scrappy2082
    @scrappy2082 Рік тому +1

    i really do hope he tries out the Vento Aureo game since its unironically alot of fun and is super underrated

  • @WordoftheElderGods
    @WordoftheElderGods 4 роки тому +4

    Never skip parts!

  • @cellperfecto421
    @cellperfecto421 6 років тому +1

    37:44 Looks like Teshnakerer found a new way to find Heaven

  • @Maggerama
    @Maggerama 6 років тому +2

    That pose button is maximum JoJo. Every JoJo game should have it.

  • @913kaixa
    @913kaixa 6 років тому +4

    I'm so glad I capitalized on the PS2 Phantom Blood economy when it was still new. I was obsessed with how garbage it looked and I'm so glad it's getting brought into the spotlight now. Still better than Eyes of Heaven.

  • @trevinnorman3206
    @trevinnorman3206 6 років тому +7

    you said you don't like Jonathan your opinion is wrong

  • @sparrowfox6943
    @sparrowfox6943 6 років тому +5

    Can we just talk about Johnathon and his glorious running animation?

  • @lucidvalidity7056
    @lucidvalidity7056 6 років тому +18

    Jonathon is an amazing character I loved him in the anime and honestly golden wind seems better gamepley wise

  • @bbobb25
    @bbobb25 3 роки тому +4

    Say what you want about this game, but having to pose to recharge your abilities is about the most Jojo thing I can think of.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 3 роки тому

    2:27 "I can only assume Immortality didn't pan out"
    *AYAYAYAYAYAYA intensifies*

  • @passingcloud1236
    @passingcloud1236 6 років тому +2

    14:54 was that "uoooo" supposed to be a "wryyyy" ?

  • @huntercampbell4926
    @huntercampbell4926 4 роки тому +1

    Your friends retelling made me cry

  • @KeyToWite
    @KeyToWite 6 років тому +5

    It feels like Christmas morning.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому +1

    those plots from the panel experiment sound like some rough JoJo abridged version

  • @unluckycatfish6866
    @unluckycatfish6866 5 років тому +2

    JoJo parts are like videogame cutscenes. You can only skip them after seeing them once!

  • @timetochronicle
    @timetochronicle 6 років тому +1

    36:15 - Now I want to hear Snake's opinion of Jojo in its entirety. I liked Part 2 a lot

  • @matthewbibby8921
    @matthewbibby8921 6 років тому +3

    Honestly, I wouldn't say to SKIP part one... But I WOULD say to watch it after watching part 2 at least, maybe even part three, and then go back to part 2 and then back to part 1, which sounds kinda weird but meh.
    Everyone is entitled to their opinion, I think Phantom Blood has it's merits but works FAR better as a tale than an actual story, like stuff Speedwagon would tell kids around a campfire, the legend of Jonathan's struggle with Dio.
    It's also kinda essential for context in later seasons, but on it's own it doesn't really stand up at all, it just works far better as a prequel to me.

    • @Tehsnakerer
      @Tehsnakerer  6 років тому +2

      I'm not accusing you of misintenpreting what I said but my words were essentially to "skip it if bored" because what comes later is an improvement. I've watched through part 1 more than once and I find an ironic entertainment in it. I will disagree that it's essential for later seasons contexts though, those later parts provide all needed context, there's very little that watching part 1 will grant you that you can't get from later parts themselves. Dio ignores a lot of his vampire powers, his relationship with Jonathan is a bit different but pretty self explanatory (and not really that useful, him disliking his lineage is pretty readily apparent and obvious why, his vampire powers are basically ignored outside of allowing him to use The World without great difficulty and why he's relegated to the indoors during daytime)

  • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
    @ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 роки тому +2

    I love seeing older interpretations of JoJo parts before the anime came out. Especially Zeppeli's gay pride hat

  • @oldstoffire
    @oldstoffire 3 роки тому +2

    I think this video is what got me into JoJo... I blame you for everything lol

  • @canteloupe3254
    @canteloupe3254 5 років тому +3

    Posing to cancel combos actualy transverse over to the 2013 fighting game, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle

  • @tenj1n
    @tenj1n 6 років тому +5

    Those interpretations were hilarious lmao

  • @diegordi1394
    @diegordi1394 Рік тому

    11:01 Funnily enough in this fight Jonathan also confirms his doubts about Dio.

  • @RiderWithTheScarf
    @RiderWithTheScarf 6 років тому +2

    What do you mean, don't let his figure fool me? Are you telling me that brits in the 1800s weren't super manly and pure if they were gentlemen and had muscles that would make Hercules blush, even when they were 12? Prepostorous.

  • @coconut2738
    @coconut2738 2 роки тому

    I'm pretty sure Dio being a lawyer was a joke about lawyers being bloodsuckers

  • @Gauchesuede123
    @Gauchesuede123 2 роки тому

    Lmao, sorry, but I can't stop laughing at Jonathan posing like a ballerina everytime he parries an attack.

  • @CODA96
    @CODA96 6 років тому +3

    How can *ANYONE* dislike Johnathan Joestar?!
    Hes the most gentleman JoJo!

    • @chertikinamoto
      @chertikinamoto 6 років тому

      JoJo World Order apparently they can. Not me though. Jonathan is bae.

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 6 років тому

      +Cherti
      Jonathan is the most upstanding JoJo
      Joseph is the most smart JoJo
      Jotaro is a more serious JoJo (thats why he won against Dio, Jonathan always was a noble fighter, not a serious one)
      Josuke is basically an even more comedic Joseph.
      Can't wait for Part 5 this October. HYPE!

  • @lhemi52
    @lhemi52 6 років тому +2

    I want platinum games to do a jojo beat em up

  • @djoshawott2850
    @djoshawott2850 5 років тому +2

    Any game with breathing as a mechanic is obviously good.

  • @doctorvontacos4568
    @doctorvontacos4568 6 років тому +43

    YOU LIKE JOJOS? HORY SHEIT!

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 6 років тому

      OH MY GODUH!

  • @zelectrode3337
    @zelectrode3337 6 років тому +1

    I'm pretty sure that chieftain from the origin of the Stone Mask might be one of the Pillar Men from Part 2...
    Which, luckily, didn't get a game adaptation.

  • @apersonnamedjune
    @apersonnamedjune 5 років тому +13

    “I dislike Jonathan”
    bad opinion
    Also, under absolutely no circumstance should you skip ANY part of Jojo.

  • @MD_Chaos
    @MD_Chaos 6 років тому +2

    It's good to see a video on this game. I've been aware of it for a while, but didn't look into it much say for the 1 gameplay clip and yeah it doesn't look like I'm missing much.
    Which is kind of a shame, since I really like part 1 as a story, but sometimes being too faithful is a detriment to a game, especially one like this.

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 6 років тому +7

    Despite all the criticisms - all valid, don't get me wrong - I rather like Phantom Blood, and still think Jonathan is my favorite JoJo. His simple character was endearing, in a way. He was more archetype than true character; a member of the nobility who is actually Noble, in contrast to many of his aristocratic peers, who cannot live up to the standards of the Gentleman. This is why I think Speedwagon pledged himself to Jonathan: the latter wasn't fake like every other aristocrat Speedwagon knew, and it made Speedwagon genuinely believe in ideals he thought killed long ago by his hard life.
    Or maybe I'm reading way too much into this, and just want to justify my own affection for the first JoJo part I was introduced to. I still think Jonathan is a character I find more interesting than other JoJos, with the obvious exception of Joseph. I always found the others kind of boring, and less interesting than the characters they surrounded themselves with.