Hunting Down the Freeman: The Seven Hour Chore

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @CoreyLaddo
    @CoreyLaddo 3 роки тому +10590

    I nearly worked on this game as an animator. I come back to this video every now and then to remind myself that I dodged a massive fucking bullet

    • @lehelisbored
      @lehelisbored 3 роки тому +701

      Hey look, it's Corey, the best HL meme animator on UA-cam. Glad you dodged this bullet and maintained your well-earned prestige.

    • @vanilla8956
      @vanilla8956 3 роки тому +280

      Something about finding this comment hidden here is hilarious

    • @worldsmostevilman
      @worldsmostevilman 3 роки тому +311

      No, you dodged a fucking railgun

    • @unclepatrick2
      @unclepatrick2 3 роки тому +58

      Nice Job. The Animations was good.
      It was Story and Gameplay where the problem was.

    • @Brandon-ct8vo
      @Brandon-ct8vo 3 роки тому +65

      dodged a mortar shell

  • @dell988
    @dell988 4 роки тому +3259

    It's funny that the "parkour system" is just an addon for gmod they ripped off called Wheatley's Parkour.

    • @Hi-lq7xx
      @Hi-lq7xx 4 роки тому +135

      It looked ripped straight from Mirror's Edge...

    • @kitfisto6345
      @kitfisto6345 4 роки тому +224

      @@Hi-lq7xx a rip off of a rip off?

    • @Hi-lq7xx
      @Hi-lq7xx 4 роки тому +382

      @@kitfisto6345 A rip off of a rip off in a fan game that uses stolen assets. Wonderful.

    • @kitfisto6345
      @kitfisto6345 4 роки тому +18

      @@Hi-lq7xx yes

    • @Hi-lq7xx
      @Hi-lq7xx 4 роки тому +17

      @@kitfisto6345 yes indeed

  • @TheLegend1800
    @TheLegend1800 5 років тому +5767

    Mitchell is the ultimate stereotypical mary sue character designed by an edgy 11 year old.
    He's Adrian Shepherd's brother, and he survived the Black Mesa Incident, and took part in the Seven Hour War, and survived fighting Gordon Freeman, and fought the Combine, and joined the Combine to fight the Rebels, and got to meet G-Man, and...

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 5 років тому +1056

      ... Met Minecraft Steve, went on an *epic* building adventure, killed breen with nothing but a soda can, killed g-man and took his powers, conquers everything known to man and combine and more, retires, sits on his porch, carves birds, gets told that he needs to go kill Gordon Freeman still, kills Gordon, and *_THEN_* ...

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 5 років тому +37

      LMAO true!

    • @mysteryman4915
      @mysteryman4915 5 років тому +777

      This made me realize something. The idea that both Shepherds would be deployed to Black Mess doesn’t really add up because I believe there is a doctrine in the US military to put siblings into separate units to remove possible complications.

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 5 років тому +223

      @@mysteryman4915 But Mitchell changed the rules lol.

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 5 років тому +271

      ... He works a 9-5 office job for 2 years, becomes severely depressed, kills himself, revives himself (Because he has G-mans powers.), revives G-man to work for Steve, G-man kills Steve, Alex kills G-man, THEN.....

  • @mynamewasyoinked5429
    @mynamewasyoinked5429 2 роки тому +1702

    This game makes me feel like I just booted up Gmod, got into a big ass map and just spawned some enemies while imagining a story as I roam around.

    • @matthiassmedlarsen3676
      @matthiassmedlarsen3676 2 роки тому +187

      When the video talks about the discrepancy between the tactical shooter controls and the traditional HL2 enemies, I instantly thought of fighting stock HL2 enemies in gmod using some tactical weapons pack.

    • @sterpogamer7958
      @sterpogamer7958 2 роки тому +117

      the defense section was literally just like a cleanup of an npc war gone wrong & you couldn't find any of your god-guns

    • @HENNETT_JAMES
      @HENNETT_JAMES Рік тому +14

      It'd probably be better

  • @CassandraFortuna
    @CassandraFortuna 4 роки тому +2962

    It's true that the crowbar beatdown scene is needlessly dramatic and drawn-out, but it occurred to me that I've actually gone out of my way to kill HECUs with just the crowbar before out of boredom, so this isn't even the most unfaithful part of the story to Half-Life.

    • @abzue5375
      @abzue5375 4 роки тому +43

      nice

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 4 роки тому +525

      It is unfaithful tho, if it was based on HL then Mitchell would have been turned into gibs.

    • @SaladofStones
      @SaladofStones 4 роки тому +271

      @@tragedyplustime8271 Its in source, not gold-source, hence no gibs

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 4 роки тому +176

      @@SaladofStones if it was based on half life: source it would be terrible. oh wait

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 роки тому +259

      Still inaccurate tho, Gordon didn't crouch on Mitchell and bashed him rapidly with a crowbar at lightspeed and turn him into meat scraps.

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 5 років тому +4562

    You’re ordered to gun down civilians, scientists and security guards at a DoD contracted research facility... for some reason instead of mounting a rescue.
    You encounter a scientist in an armored suit desperately running for his life and killing the same hostile aliens you’re fighting.
    Instead of killing you in self-defense, he knocks you unconscious and keeps running.
    “That evil bastard, how could he do this?! I’ll have my totally justified revenge!”
    10/10 script

    • @majdavlk649
      @majdavlk649 5 років тому +447

      TBH that doesnt sound all that unrealistical, i had many people swear revenge on me for defending myself from their attacks

    • @ctb3335
      @ctb3335 5 років тому +283

      The entire point of them slaughtering the Black Mesa personnel was to try and cover up the incident...

    • @supereldinho
      @supereldinho 5 років тому +592

      The dumbest part is that he could've easily just sworn revenge on him for killing his comrades which is a helluva lot more realistic and understandable than getting the shit kicked out of and getting scarred.
      And then the whole revenge thing gets turned on its head when Mitchell flat-out gives up on it halfway through only for Gman to twist his arm into doing it because of a convoluted scheme that doesn't even make any sense within the context of HL2's story.
      Case in point: Gman spent 20 years orchestrating events just so Mitchell can provide a distraction for Freeman to escape City 17...even though at that exact time he should be stuck in limbo for a week after escaping Nova Prospect with Alyx...and the game itself acknowledges this!
      To say that they didn't give a shit would be a major understatement.

    • @borowkak0708
      @borowkak0708 5 років тому +47

      @@majdavlk649 i'm sure a lot of people wants to take revenge on you, great power and great responsibility and whatnot

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 5 років тому +295

      but... HE FUCKED UP HIS FACE...

  • @marx4538
    @marx4538 3 роки тому +4761

    Actually, that battle scene with weird combines early on letting you shoot combines is intentional, you just have to kill the entire combine army and then you'll get the secret ending where peace has returned to Earth and Luigi will be unlocked as a playable character

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 роки тому +353

      I fucking love Luigi

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 2 роки тому +18

      @@VagueNaming I fucking hate Luigi

    • @commissarthorne3894
      @commissarthorne3894 2 роки тому +34

      @@b3nl555 u fucking wot m8?!

    • @hesgoneplaid6478
      @hesgoneplaid6478 2 роки тому +129

      @@b3nl555 there are two types of people

    • @gggg-hq4td
      @gggg-hq4td 2 роки тому +89

      @@hesgoneplaid6478 The duality of man

  • @habeang304
    @habeang304 3 роки тому +1018

    "I want to die"
    "Go or I'll kill you"
    "ok I'll go"
    plot at its finest

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 Рік тому +15

      That’s pretty realistic imo

    • @kingalastor936
      @kingalastor936 11 місяців тому +11

      ​@@limalepakko6074not really.
      Even if it was, realism does not equal good.

    • @kaistephens2694
      @kaistephens2694 4 місяці тому

      "I'm telling you, I wanna DIE!"
      "WE HAVE A DEAL! REMEMBER?!"

  • @Graknorke
    @Graknorke 6 років тому +3133

    The combine can't teleport between locations on Earth actually. It's why the teleporter in HL2 was meant to be a big deal.

    • @metalc.s3170
      @metalc.s3170 5 років тому +455

      I am suprised the devs even remembered that

    • @PrimusPicklebal
      @PrimusPicklebal 5 років тому +578

      Graknorke yeah, that is why the Combine are also hunting the borealis, because it was loaded with portal technology

    • @joshstaffen4649
      @joshstaffen4649 5 років тому +63

      @@metalc.s3170 Doubt they did i have to guess they got lucky, the air part makes me think that

    • @RandomTomatoSoup
      @RandomTomatoSoup 5 років тому +87

      They have the Nova Prospekt one but I think it might be very expensive or unique, since from the Citadel their main deployment method is still flying (and likely marching) out.

    • @nerfinator6
      @nerfinator6 5 років тому +186

      @@RandomTomatoSoup AFAIK judith reprogrammed it, but yeah, the whole thing was that the combine didn't know how to teleport inside a dimension, but they can teleport from one dimension to another.

  • @exxon101
    @exxon101 5 років тому +2496

    1:00:38
    "I have unlimited sprint, and limited interest"
    Hunt down the Freeman in a nutshell.

    • @ASHHWolfin
      @ASHHWolfin 4 роки тому +52

      Turn that around and you got the Half-Life franchise

    • @Wildcard-Jack-47
      @Wildcard-Jack-47 4 роки тому +31

      Aiden Fisher “tseretni detimil dna ,tnirps detimilnu evah I”
      Explains the Half Life Franchise perfectly

    • @fawful7457
      @fawful7457 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like Halo 5.

    • @sharpen193
      @sharpen193 4 роки тому +7

      @@fawful7457 Halo 5 is a triple A example of something like Hunt Down The Freeman

    • @Valerix3047
      @Valerix3047 4 роки тому +5

      Switch the unlimited and limited around and bam, half life 2.

  • @shingshongshamalama
    @shingshongshamalama 5 років тому +8067

    Let's be honest, "Hunt Down The Freeman" sounds like a Garry's Mod game mode, not a serious production.

    • @alexandrupatru2892
      @alexandrupatru2892 5 років тому +118

      @Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord I looks more like Counterstrike to Me: a mindless mod that was inspired by Action Quake, another stupid mod.

    • @10upstudios
      @10upstudios 5 років тому +294

      honestly, the fact that the name was used on this game instead of a simple but tight gmod gamemode is a testament to just how much potential was wasted

    • @the_revi8762
      @the_revi8762 5 років тому +54

      xd yeah, i'm pretty sure some maps are either ported from or slightly edited gmod maps.

    • @troffdiga1067
      @troffdiga1067 5 років тому +55

      @@the_revi8762 Some parts are ported from some of the devs' maps, no assets were "stolen" but they really fucking recycled what they could from their library

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 5 років тому +10

      Helena Benedetti Assets were stolen wtf are you on about? Where did they get the combine soldiers headcrabs and every other enemy?

  • @splitjawjanitor5369
    @splitjawjanitor5369 Рік тому +1019

    To expand on the "G-Man isn't supposed to be this omniscient" point from a better informed angle:
    If you look past his cryptic wording and behaviour, G-Man is a pretty straightforward employer in the official games. When he defrosts Gordon for HL2, his plan amounts to "Hey, Gordon? I need you kill Dr. Breen by the end of the week. Here's a few contacts to hit up if you need more weapons." Simple as that. Furthermore, we know he can't account for everything, otherwise he would've been able to see the Vortigaunts overpowering him and freeing Gordon coming and made countermeasures. He's clever, but he isn't Tzeentch.

    • @LA-be8fu
      @LA-be8fu Рік тому +146

      Honestly, I thought he *was* omniscient to some degree, or at least whoever's pulling his strings is. Since he basically pulled a timelord move in the end of Alyx.

    • @splitjawjanitor5369
      @splitjawjanitor5369 Рік тому +216

      @L A Alyx certainly does take him in a new direction that shows him to be a lot more powerful than what we assumed, but it's still not to the point of what we see here. His actions are still pretty straightforward ("Hey, Alyx. I have a job opening since Gordon's underperforming. Name your price."), and he's still fallible since the Combine were able to imprison him. What his newfound time-altering shenanigans means is up in the air (and given that this is Valve it might stay that way) but it seems like this is just Episode 2 G-Man taking a backwards leap in time to try a Plan B after deciding Gordon isn't worth the effort anymore, whereas by HDTF's rules it'd be pre-HL2 G-Man making sweeping predictions of Gordon somehow going off the rails.

    • @Twiddle_things
      @Twiddle_things Рік тому +14

      @@splitjawjanitor5369 I think he wanted to get captured/let the combine capture him

    • @Pinkstarclan
      @Pinkstarclan Рік тому +44

      thank u for wording this so well. also, he acts like so much of just a...regular-ass human man in this game. he just turns to walk away, no cool effects or other-worldlyness. he has very human facial acting & eye movements.

    • @bonelesschickennuggets1868
      @bonelesschickennuggets1868 5 місяців тому +9

      @@LA-be8fuHe totally has outer powers like time manipulation, but his powers seem to be limited to having to use an “employee” to do the work, he simply guides them in the direction he needs for things to be “nudged” as he puts it, like a game of domino where you are permitted to use a single piece at a time to make everything else fall.
      He could totally make the combine leave earth if he wanted, but said nudge goes against the interests of whoever is “employing” G-Man.

  • @tinyman1144
    @tinyman1144 4 роки тому +3215

    "President Keemstar" are two words I never thought I'd hear together, even in the context of a game

    • @aaaaaahhh9537
      @aaaaaahhh9537 3 роки тому +161

      god forbid we hear it again

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 3 роки тому +100

      No wonder it lasted 7 hours when the best man for the job is a UA-camr, we haven’t gone to that level of pathetically bad elections

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 3 роки тому +124

      @@Predator20357 it’s not cause he’s a youtuber it’s cause keem doesn’t value anyone but himself. I think he’s included in youtuber events cause he once had a large follower count. He’s pretty infamous for having led a large hate group on UA-cam that targeted people he disliked (he disliked a lot of people as he hated every race, sex, ideology, nationality, etc. that weren’t his own and subservient to him). It’s funny that the game has him as president as he would be totally willing to surrender the human race to aliens for power, money, spite, and/or amusement.

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 3 роки тому +115

      @@Serrifin he’d give up humanity to the aliens so he can report it in Drama Alert

    • @qwellen7521
      @qwellen7521 3 роки тому +27

      @@aaaaaahhh9537 don’t give the universe ideas!

  • @Leadhead
    @Leadhead 3 роки тому +5334

    Framing this whole thing around the concept of the game signposting falling rocks that never appear is so fitting

    • @goose5122
      @goose5122 3 роки тому +108

      That's totally the kind of thing you're into, too! Nothing like a good narrative callback.

    • @greenishpiss3588
      @greenishpiss3588 3 роки тому +7

      Oh hey, hello Leadhead!

    • @drewezekielmamis6410
      @drewezekielmamis6410 3 роки тому +3

      loki kkyukykulllkyu6(kk(k6u(y I yo)) ko yukky

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 3 роки тому +24

      @@drewezekielmamis6410
      Excuse you?

    • @UnicornstalkRGaming
      @UnicornstalkRGaming 3 роки тому +7

      Hey Lead, you're pretty neat.

  • @KattyKole
    @KattyKole 4 роки тому +4469

    When the knife hits something
    *Crowbar Sounds*
    When the Crowbar hits something
    *Knife Sounds*
    Comedy at its finest

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 4 роки тому +41

      That is what the lads call a Brick Joke.
      Or...a Crowbar Joke?

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 4 роки тому +7

      its*

    • @KattyKole
      @KattyKole 4 роки тому +3

      @@haseenabadshah5381 Fixed

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 4 роки тому +25

      @@alandarrin Its is possessive, it's is it is. Its is correct.
      "It's his apple."
      "The apple's color... it's red, its color."

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 3 роки тому +16

      @@alandarrin Comedy at it's finest = comedy at it is finest
      Comedy at its finest = Comedy at it (the comedy)s finest

  • @TheManCalledDrHorse
    @TheManCalledDrHorse 2 роки тому +2219

    I love how the Colonel immediately identifies Adam as a "black ops" like it's just another branch of the military and not a top secret deep state death squad.

    • @0uttaS1TE
      @0uttaS1TE 2 роки тому +262

      Yeah, he's just Black Ops. Like how Alex Mason isn't part of any special army group like Macvsog, he's also just Black Ops

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 2 роки тому +298

      I love it, he shouldn't even know what the HECU is, let alone the BLACK OPS

    • @nahuatl3092
      @nahuatl3092 Рік тому +33

      @@bigboysdotcom745this seems like a mistake a clueless native could make as well

    • @PannierLaw
      @PannierLaw Рік тому +46

      @@nahuatl3092 So it’s more like you should just do basic research into what Black Ops are lmao

    • @GHOST-zy3ji
      @GHOST-zy3ji Рік тому +5

      I was thinking the same

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan 6 років тому +1105

    I love how the subtitles get increasingly more disillusioned and snarky as the game progresses.

    • @Solaris_102
      @Solaris_102 5 років тому +105

      Yea if you notice after he calls Mitchell a big baby bitch he changes his name to Bitchell for the rest of the video

  • @hatz1107
    @hatz1107 5 років тому +750

    **Gets shot 5 times**
    "Let me explain"

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 5 років тому +2501

    *"its wif hevvy hurt we decded giv up to combe"*
    - Presndt Keeem

    • @durinV
      @durinV 4 роки тому +141

      "Wee shell reternn"

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 4 роки тому +116

      Daniel Keem is canonically the President of the USA during the black mesa incident and 7 hour war

    • @CEOofPhoneCo
      @CEOofPhoneCo 4 роки тому +143

      @@Gameprojordan we now know why it only lasted 7 hours lol

    • @theonefreeman5284
      @theonefreeman5284 4 роки тому +102

      Also, I'm nitpicking, but the 'combine' is not the name for the 'benefactors'. It's an insult for how they go through planets like a combine harvester, taking all resources. The name was also given after humanity surrendered, after humanity saw what the combine does. It wouldn't make sense humanity already knows about the combine and what they do. This means Presdnt Keeem is a time traveler!

    • @misterdewott8766
      @misterdewott8766 4 роки тому +63

      @@theonefreeman5284 That's not a nitpick. That's just another bit of lore that this incompetent developer decided to ignore.

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 роки тому +1377

    35:16 Ah yes, a Dr. Breen's Private Reserve vending machine during the 7 hour war. Apparently Breen wasn't only administrator of Black Mesa before the Combine rule, but also a water salesman.

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 3 роки тому +106

      I love all these jokes about those vending machines in the comments

    • @octodaddy877
      @octodaddy877 3 роки тому +130

      Research Facility administration just doesn't pay like it used to.

    • @damienpriest776
      @damienpriest776 2 роки тому +3

      I 0 ifK

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 2 роки тому +5

      @@damienpriest776 true

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Рік тому +63

      His true passion is water and its consumption. The seas drying up? He drank it all.

  • @touko_nanami
    @touko_nanami 5 років тому +1172

    Whats with the National Guard soldiers wearing shemaghs (those pattern scarves)? The reason soldiers in the Middle East wear them is because it keeps them cool, covers them from dust, and allows them to blend in a little. There is absolutely no reason a National Guard soldier who was just called up from his home is going to be wearing one unless he is trying to cosplay.

    • @MrPF
      @MrPF 4 роки тому +172

      A good game would use that as short hand to tell about the character's backstory
      But in here they use it looks militarish

    • @EricToTheScionti
      @EricToTheScionti 4 роки тому +128

      stolen assets

    • @NordisktLejon
      @NordisktLejon 4 роки тому +71

      I know their reason: don't got to animate faces if there be no face

    • @BackInTheCountry
      @BackInTheCountry 4 роки тому +106

      The same reason you have a US Marine Drill Instructor wearing ACUs at 4:12. The guy that made this had no clue.

    • @touko_nanami
      @touko_nanami 4 роки тому +30

      @@BackInTheCountry oh my god that looks so bad hahahahah

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 5 років тому +659

    'We're going to Borealis!'
    Dude, if Gordon hasn't gotten there yet, what hope in hell do you have?

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 5 років тому +144

      Look at the bright side, when HL3 eventually comes out, we can find them as corpses

    • @TravisBroski
      @TravisBroski 5 років тому +150

      Afghan Dan If HL3 ever comes out, I want a Easter egg making fun of this game. Like when Postal made an Easter egg of a guy killing himself with Postal 3 on his computer.

    • @MahNamJeff
      @MahNamJeff 5 років тому +3

      TravisBroski wait. Can I see this?

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 4 роки тому +21

      Also, how do they know where the Borealis is?

    • @jiifigmentforever
      @jiifigmentforever 4 роки тому +50

      @@JRexRegis Better yet. How do they know WHAT the Borealis is? The first time anyone ever hears of the Borealis, it's on the transmission Judith Mossmann sent to the Resistance and that was decoded all the way at White Forest Base. He shouldn't have any knowledge of what Borealis is other than the Northern Lights.

  • @auzabraar
    @auzabraar 5 років тому +1281

    1:20:19 that CP died like a Doom sprite

  • @kirielvids
    @kirielvids 3 роки тому +623

    "The unrelenting horror of the seven hour war"
    Shows soldier running in front of your assault rifle and getting his brains blown out by sheer stupidity

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 2 роки тому +26

      "Dammit, Breckenridge! Clear my line of fire!"

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero Рік тому +24

      _"Dammit, Leeroy!"_

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Рік тому

      The Combine didn’t win because of overwhelming force, the Earth militaries just took the stupid pills that day. See also: Colonel Cue.

    • @gabby3036
      @gabby3036 Рік тому +3

      Just need the opening bit to "Fortunate Son" by CCR to really capture the feeling.

  • @jessicaholtz1645
    @jessicaholtz1645 5 років тому +1547

    The story sounds like the convoluted imaginings of a child at play with their action figures.

    • @kenji642
      @kenji642 4 роки тому +122

      if it was actually a child playing with action figures then it would be forgivable, but its not, its a game you have to pay real ass money for :c

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 4 роки тому +59

      It is bad fanficton at its worst presented in the medium of a video game.
      Easily in the 'top 100' worst games of all time.

    • @neverwinterlagonal2513
      @neverwinterlagonal2513 4 роки тому +79

      At least kids won't try so hard to be dark and edgy. It'll.be crazy and random and actually would be more entertaining than this. "batman teams up with the power rangers and go with Spiderman back in time to save Naruto from thanos"

    • @silvergaming3953
      @silvergaming3953 4 роки тому +4

      Nah,hunt down the freeman,looks like a GMOD gamemode,or map.

    • @irifyan4643
      @irifyan4643 4 роки тому +3

      It's the worst mod ever

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 4 роки тому +2449

    Mitchell: „Turn the ship... we‘re going to Borealis!“
    Superintendent Chalmers: *“Aurora Borealis?!“*

    • @afierymess2307
      @afierymess2307 4 роки тому +298

      _"In this time of day, in this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your boat?!"_

    • @nickylaraiso9328
      @nickylaraiso9328 4 роки тому +173

      @@afierymess2307 "Yes."

    • @afierymess2307
      @afierymess2307 4 роки тому +172

      Nicky Laraiso _”May I see it?”_

    • @nickylaraiso9328
      @nickylaraiso9328 4 роки тому +168

      @@afierymess2307 "No."

    • @ChimeraMK
      @ChimeraMK 4 роки тому +176

      @@nickylaraiso9328 "MITCHELL! The boat is on fire!"

  • @MandaloreGaming
    @MandaloreGaming 6 років тому +9414

    Adding all those subtitles was truly above and beyond. Great work!

    • @Tehsnakerer
      @Tehsnakerer  6 років тому +1071

      Thanks man, they were both a bugger and a lot of fun

    • @catinsured
      @catinsured 6 років тому +25

      MandaloreGaming the

    • @brunor.1127
      @brunor.1127 6 років тому +26

      It being the Call of Duty style makes sense

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 6 років тому +137

      I especially love how the protagonist's name changed to "Bitchell" after the main tweest.

    • @JustSkram
      @JustSkram 6 років тому +3

      I love you

  • @StateBlaze1989
    @StateBlaze1989 3 роки тому +1012

    Even after all this, the dude still got hired by Activision. Suppose it does make sense. His poor communication and mismanagement would fit right in at a AAA publisher.

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 2 роки тому +29

      Wait, really?

    • @DebbieDickens
      @DebbieDickens 2 роки тому +243

      I hope he wasn't one of the employees there that got caught playing Hunt Down The Breast Milk.

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 2 роки тому +14

      WHAT

    • @stevenseagull4990
      @stevenseagull4990 2 роки тому +233

      @@toolatetothestory
      Apparently his resume said "Worked on a Half-life game" and no one cared to double check that

    • @grandpathong
      @grandpathong 2 роки тому +99

      @@stevenseagull4990 honestly alpha shit

  • @steveheist6426
    @steveheist6426 6 років тому +758

    It *almost* looks like a competent idea.
    > Bloke is given orders to gun down Black Mesa.
    > Bloke nearly dies to an unknown man in an HEV suit.
    > Approached by G-Man to act in his greater plan.
    > Seven Hour's War
    > Freeman's image, HEV & all, somehow reaches aforementioned bloke, 1+1 = 3, Bam. Misunderstanding, conflict established.
    > Bloke gets knowledge of where Freeman is.
    > Hunt Freeman.
    >Freeman isn't there, but he left some hint as to where he was going.
    >More Hunting Freeman.
    >Fail at Hunting Freeman.
    >Wrong HEV suit.
    >Hunt actual asshole that fucked Bloke six different ways to Sunday.
    >Catch bloke, game over.
    There's some hint that they had an idea what they wanted to do with it. They just failed miserably.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 6 років тому +87

      Yeah, I mean, I hate that this game is so awfull cause the idea that flies over it is so freaking good. You are just another pawn of G-Man, and, in principle, this is really well thought out (VERY in principle, as in practice this becomes a horrendous shitshow). There is something... so intersting in here, and it's implemented SO FUCKING AWFULLY. It annoys me, to see such a good idea wasted, and the fact that for whatever reason this shitshow got to the point of being sold in Steam... why?.

    • @paradoxicaloutcome1007
      @paradoxicaloutcome1007 6 років тому +57

      It's like Sonic Forces. There is a good story idea at it's core, but the problems, bad writing and incompetence butchered things so badly that it makes the core idea look bad too. Except, y'know, Forces's story is actually salvagable with some thought, but to save HDTF you'd have to rip out the entire story, progression and characters, then establish new ones and redevelop the whole thing based on the same core premise.

    • @helloofthebeach
      @helloofthebeach 5 років тому +25

      @@paradoxicaloutcome1007 Also Sonic Forces had the GAMER hat. Mitchell didn't have a GAMER hat.

    • @JustSkram
      @JustSkram 5 років тому +10

      @@helloofthebeach also sonic forces had "gun, the wolf", this doesn't

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 років тому +11

      If the devs were competent and didn't try to turn it into a fucking MGSV wannabe, it would have been a good game and story.

  • @SomeHomesickAlien
    @SomeHomesickAlien 6 років тому +2448

    "A man in a suit." "A man in a suit?" *"Yes a man in a suit".* - Oblivion level of dialogue

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 6 років тому +145

      It's a shame that is the only thing it actually shares with oblivion.

    • @Hontonoki
      @Hontonoki 6 років тому +69

      @@lightmetro7508 you violated my mother!

    • @chessemchesse3676
      @chessemchesse3676 6 років тому +75

      @@Hontonoki Pay the court a fine or serv-Holy Nine Divines!
      You are the Gray Fox!I will make capital out of this!Pay your fine or serve your sentence.
      Then Pay with your blood!
      *Dies because i had an OP sword*

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 6 років тому +47

      By the way did you know that the fighters guild is a grate place to go if you're looking for coin

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 6 років тому +26

      That is 4-Kids anime dub levels of dialogue

  • @etherraichu
    @etherraichu 5 років тому +517

    You know what would've been great when you had the turret gun? You start looking like you have a chance to win...And then a combine air vehicle comes over, obliterates absolutely everyone. You barely survive. It would show that the combine consider even their own units to be completely disposable, and that they consider carpet bombing a reasonable solution to even the smallest amount of resistance.

    • @Lt_Voss
      @Lt_Voss 5 років тому +133

      That would also give a pathetic excuse for why they decide to drop a hundred headcrabs on you in the sewer place area. Just dump bodies and ordnance on humanity until they give up, which they do after 7 hours. It fits. Too bad no one on the dev team knows what "subtlety" means.

    • @kingstaze9696
      @kingstaze9696 4 роки тому +81

      Congrats! You fixed a scene multiple "professionals" worked on and I have no idea who you are! Legit good idea.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 роки тому +18

      That looks like what they were going for and were close to getting honestly.

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +23

      Having more convincing combine soldiers woulda helped that, too. Good idea.

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 2 роки тому +7

      That would've been so much better. I'm imagining some big, flashy energy weapon turning the whole area into a crater. And then (as somebody in another comment said), you're forced to switch to sneaking through alleys and keeping your head down.

  • @sgtpepper91
    @sgtpepper91 2 роки тому +596

    >Special thanks to Hideo Kojima, Robert Zemeckis
    this guy was really under the impression he was creating some groundbreaking narrative, lmfao

    • @OminousToast
      @OminousToast Рік тому +66

      I thought Snake was just joking about that until I saw the actual credits LOL

    • @strider117aldo9
      @strider117aldo9 Рік тому +8

      Zemeckis' works have some notable stumbles, lel, dunno that on HK

    • @crisgeraldperez7
      @crisgeraldperez7 Рік тому +43

      He ripped off the story of MGSV and made it worse. What a hack.

  • @phillipmele8533
    @phillipmele8533 4 роки тому +1728

    I’ve watched this a few times over now and only just noticed you changed Roosevelt’s name to “Sevelt” in the subtitles when he got blown in half. Comedy gold man!

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 роки тому +119

      I cant believe he put that much effort, into subtitles.

    • @ashiliya
      @ashiliya 3 роки тому +12

      ..why on earth have you watched this more than once

    • @birb125
      @birb125 3 роки тому +134

      @@ashiliya because its weirdly entertaining

    • @phillipmele8533
      @phillipmele8533 3 роки тому +46

      @@ashiliya Honestly couldn’t tell you, I just did.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 роки тому +5

      LOL OMG I didn't notice that!

  • @elementalsheep2672
    @elementalsheep2672 5 років тому +448

    31:42
    The combine can’t teleport, that’s why Kleiner wanted to keep his work on teleportation so secret the whole time

    • @mervnasav4174
      @mervnasav4174 4 роки тому +49

      the combine can teleport it's just slow like in that one area of half life 2 where gordon uses a combine teleporter but combine it took around 2 weeks just to end up where he was going.

    • @mervnasav4174
      @mervnasav4174 4 роки тому +3

      bad grammar

    • @marrvynswillames4975
      @marrvynswillames4975 4 роки тому +68

      @@mervnasav4174 the teleport in nova prospekt was build by an resistence member who "faked defection ", they still dont know how it works

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +28

      @@marrvynswillames4975 if they were to study it, they could've reverse engineered it and made their own, however nova prospekt was destroyed along with the teleporter as soon as they left, making local transportation an even bigger reliance

    • @beetheimmortal
      @beetheimmortal 4 роки тому +49

      @@mervnasav4174 The Combine can only teleport between universes, but not locally, as Mossman clearly states in Black Mesa East.

  • @Calvin_Coolage
    @Calvin_Coolage 5 років тому +1896

    I really love that all of Nick's lines are captioned in British.

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 5 років тому +239

      Right propa British, innit?

    • @tryme4940
      @tryme4940 5 років тому +71

      *Aliens knocking on the door*

    • @Vanished584
      @Vanished584 4 роки тому +55

      Perfect for colonising

    • @thebasedgodmax1163
      @thebasedgodmax1163 4 роки тому +2

      @Balaclava Man there's more to how english people talk than cockney rhyming slang

    • @wobblesama6014
      @wobblesama6014 4 роки тому +13

      That's a half life mug moment

  • @thetruepostaldude9980
    @thetruepostaldude9980 3 роки тому +731

    The way Mitch says ''You fucked up my face'' 1:19:03 sounds like it came straight from Duke Nukem, except then it would be 10 times less cringey and maybe even a bit funny.

    • @nobodyspecial4676
      @nobodyspecial4676 2 роки тому +44

      How you gonna say it's not funny 🤣

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 2 роки тому +80

      my name is duki nuki

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 2 роки тому

      *You fucked up my face*
      *And now I will fuck up your life*

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 2 роки тому +82

      "This is the second time these alien bastards fuck up my face"

    • @user-qf4du7lc4z
      @user-qf4du7lc4z 2 роки тому

      Duke Nukem has the perfect voice for the most dumb shit. I've seen videos of him just saying things like "MY MOM IS TAKING ME TO TOYS R US"

  • @gyarik
    @gyarik 5 років тому +835

    "And that will create Mr. Freeman an easier path."
    What? That doesn't make any sense at all. Gordon is "marked" by the Combine as Anti-Citizen One, meaning that no matter what, he is the number one priority on their list.

    • @lightmetro7508
      @lightmetro7508 5 років тому +126

      And he's also stuck in limbo for a week

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 5 років тому +16

      @@lightmetro7508 2 actually

    • @killercheemstar3088
      @killercheemstar3088 4 роки тому +123

      I think that Freeman has become such a problem, that even the Combine make jokes about how everything that goes wrong is Gordon's fault.
      Vending machine broke? Freeman must've broke it!

    • @SoldierDelta
      @SoldierDelta 4 роки тому +89

      @@killercheemstar3088 Like:
      Metro cop 1: "Shit people have been littering everywhere"
      Metro cop 2: "Must've been that Freeman bloke, refused to pick up that can"
      Both: *chuckles*

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 4 роки тому +4

      @@SoldierDelta immediately after: both metrocops are dead, blown to bits by an explosive barrel

  • @clonetrooper730
    @clonetrooper730 6 років тому +968

    Those subtitles are great.
    1:08:00
    "Sasha, are you aware I'm functionally braindead?"

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 5 років тому +50

      And seconds later:
      “Sasha: He had to help the combine establish City 17”
      “Sasha: He had to help the (bang)”
      “(always hate when subtitles make it obvious but it can’t be helped)”
      This man deserves a gig

  • @JosephBallin320
    @JosephBallin320 5 років тому +915

    "Think of the people that Gordon Freeman kills" Yeah, it's not like he killed soldiers who were purposefully killing innocent Black Mesa scientist or two different alien races, one invading black mesa and the other taking over earth

    • @laurenbastin8849
      @laurenbastin8849 5 років тому +70

      Though Gordon does have the power to kill anyone in the original half-life. Guess 2 retcons that though, as all the scientists are alive and pleased to see you

    •  4 роки тому +19

      Phyco Buzzaxe21 Excuse you! It's Black Messa

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +11

      the 200 scientists that you killed after they were no longer use to you: am i a joke to you?

    • @JosephBallin320
      @JosephBallin320 4 роки тому +50

      @@jockeyfield1954 The difference there is, they were
      A: going to die anyways
      B: Holding me back
      C: the barneys had good stuff on them

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +7

      @@JosephBallin320 last i checked, barney is not a scientist, he is even shown to mock freeman for taking so much time to get an education only for him to flip a switch, and it still doesn't make sense of you to kill them if they only wield a pistol, all the enemies you face at that point besides the zombies can be easily dealt with a crowbar or just avoided
      "nice job flipping that switch and all, I can see your M.I.T. education really pays for itself."
      also eli and kleiner were near ground 0 when it happened and still made it out fine, i'm sure plenty of other scientists just like them would've made it out before you killed them, also you don't need to take scientists with you so they can hold you back, they're better off staying put until everything clears over than going out into your own battlefield against the military and xen beings

  • @zephyr8072
    @zephyr8072 3 роки тому +1776

    I love that the entire basis of this plot and Mitchell’s angst is Mitchell is salty he got beaten by a Black Mesa scientist who dared to defend himself.
    And that Gman somehow knew that Mitchell was such a petulant egotist that he could use this to manipulate him.

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 2 роки тому +29

      Use this to what? Is UA-cam fucking up and not giving me a "show more" button?

    • @gobl_
      @gobl_ 2 роки тому +67

      @@Mordecai02 yes, and "use this to manipulate him"

    • @Gabe413
      @Gabe413 2 роки тому

      @@gobl_ the both of you dont know how to read

    • @TheMasterUnity
      @TheMasterUnity 2 роки тому +83

      I think the only decent piece of writing this game had was Mitchell letting go and not caring about his "promise" that he made 20 years earlier. Also on that same note why would G-man send him to kill Gordon before the citadel collapsed? Since that's when he went rogue.

    • @zephyr8072
      @zephyr8072 2 роки тому +142

      @@TheMasterUnity Because the "epic twist" is that G-Man didn't want Gordon killed but rather it was a whole conspiracy to frame Mitchell for killing that guy's daughter so the Combine would be distracted fighting his forces and make things easier for Gordon.
      Note that this could've been achieved by having someone, anyone (not necessarily Mitchell) form a private army and then just telling them to fight the Combine.
      Also why the Combine would care so much about the death of the daughter of one of their human minions is never answered.

  • @SplendidDog
    @SplendidDog 4 роки тому +1682

    I want to believe that Mitchell getting a wrench instead of a crowbar early on was symbolic and foreshadowing of him being Adrian's brother, but I also don't have enough confidence in the idea that this games director could intentionally add anything subtly symbolic-

    • @onemanwarguy
      @onemanwarguy 3 роки тому +166

      No clue how the people who made this managed to scrounge up the mental capacity to be able to have basic subtlety.

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 3 роки тому +16

      Why the dash at the end?

    • @SplendidDog
      @SplendidDog 3 роки тому +96

      @@b3nl555 Honestly it's just a habit. Don't exactly know where it came from, but I find myself using dashes as a way to either end sentences or show something like a 'pause'. Honestly it has no real meaning in text form though, again, just a strange habit.

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 3 роки тому +10

      @@SplendidDog oh ok thanks

    • @nobodyspecial4676
      @nobodyspecial4676 2 роки тому +8

      Bad things can have good aspects

  • @Planetside223
    @Planetside223 4 роки тому +620

    HL3 easter egg prediction: finding his corpse washed up among the rocks.

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 3 роки тому +12

      The problem is...when will Valve make a game after leaving Half Life 2 for years...!?

    • @chako2872
      @chako2872 3 роки тому +48

      @@fernie-fernandez Well, they made Half Life Alyx.

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 3 роки тому +7

      @@chako2872 Wait, really...!?

    • @delusionalnoodles
      @delusionalnoodles 3 роки тому +33

      @@fernie-fernandez
      You didn’t know? Valve made a VR game set before Half Life 2 where you play as Alyx.

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 3 роки тому +4

      @@delusionalnoodles So I check the game recent, and...it's a VR game game for Oculus. :(
      Well, so much for Half Life 3.

  • @slateman118
    @slateman118 5 років тому +5574

    Valve thought that this was so bad that they made Half- Life Alyx.

    • @haxx64
      @haxx64 4 роки тому +104

      You're pretty close ua-cam.com/video/7qKiOIwa0l4/v-deo.html

    • @LonelySpaceDetective
      @LonelySpaceDetective 4 роки тому +407

      @@tikoblocks3224 It was. Though there's apparently rumors that the game's plot received a rewrite due to poor feedback from testers (*coincidentally* around the time HDTF came out), and that HDTF being so shit was a motivator for Valve to see HLA through to completion; as opposed to ending up canceled/shelved like so many other attempts to make another Half-Life game.

    • @xyzzy-dv6te
      @xyzzy-dv6te 4 роки тому +186

      @@LonelySpaceDetective so the HDTF devs actually did something good

    • @darykeng
      @darykeng 4 роки тому +322

      @@xyzzy-dv6te By fucking up so spectacular so Valve themselfs just "Wtf... ok guys, lets make something really good, we have a name to clean up"

    • @Nighto
      @Nighto 4 роки тому +91

      In all seriousness, though, I hear VALVe legitimately thought it was so bad that they rewrote it.

  • @zarithial5480
    @zarithial5480 3 роки тому +420

    btw theres now an achievement in hunt down the freeman called "the seven hour chore" also most of the achievements are just jokes that are dunking on the game because evidently whoevers making achievements for hdtf could not give a shit anymore

    • @SyrupBuccaneer
      @SyrupBuccaneer 3 роки тому +168

      Holy shit you weren't kidding. These achievement titles/descriptions are just brutal.
      Get Bullied
      -'Wow, you stole Ci17 AND the intro to Alyx sequence too?'

    • @GaussCannonHL
      @GaussCannonHL 3 роки тому +170

      "sv_cheats 1"
      "Not really unexpected for you to do this"

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 2 роки тому +140

      Reading through them two of them are my favourites;
      Karen: Take all the children from the factory
      Death by Claymore: All you had to do, was follow the damn cable Mitchell

    • @doubleaabattery7562
      @doubleaabattery7562 2 роки тому +100

      I like imagining that the guy who made the achievements grew bitter with the game and started just writing insults and then decided "these would make good achievements actually!

    • @planetearth2249
      @planetearth2249 2 роки тому +90

      major apologies for being late but is there a "you fucked up my face" achievement because that would be top-tier comedy

  • @Evanski
    @Evanski 6 років тому +1373

    Hit wall with knife
    (Knife sounds)
    *crowbar sound plays*
    Throws crowbar
    ( *KNIFE SOUNDS* )

  • @innoclarke7435
    @innoclarke7435 6 років тому +834

    51:15
    *Mitchell throws the crowbar*
    Subtitles: *knife sounds*
    Niiiiice.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 років тому +7

      Brilliant.

    • @derrickwierzbicki742
      @derrickwierzbicki742 6 років тому +62

      Ironic considering when you use the knife in game the subtitle is "crowbar whack"

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 років тому +24

      +Derrick Wierzbicki
      that's the joke made by Snake's subtitles.

    • @derrickwierzbicki742
      @derrickwierzbicki742 6 років тому +8

      I'm an idiot; I didn't click the timestamp and assumed the game screwed up by giving knife subtitles to the crowbar while in a different video I noticed the knife had crowbar subtitles. My fault for not checking the timestamp and seeing it was Snakerer making a funny

    • @INFILTR8US
      @INFILTR8US 6 років тому +1

      +Derrick cool story bro

  • @PenguinDT
    @PenguinDT 6 років тому +1865

    "To the game's credit, when it crashes, it CRASHES." Now there's the box quote if I've ever seen one!

    • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
      @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 6 років тому +56

      In just this one regard, this game is better than Fallout New Vegas

    • @CZEFrank
      @CZEFrank 6 років тому +49

      @@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 The spinning roulette ball means it's still loading, right?

    • @pleasekillyoursef
      @pleasekillyoursef 6 років тому +2

      Crashing like a boss

    • @Smolvali
      @Smolvali 6 років тому +5

      The mod (or broken game if you prefer) is terrible, but the mp5 doesn't appear out of nowhere, if you're observant at around 5:30 you can see the shadow of it.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 років тому +2

      I like how he’s got Adachi on his desktop. *Very fitting.*

  • @theme7363
    @theme7363 3 роки тому +462

    "JUST LIKE HALF LIFE, WE NEVER TELL YOU WHERE TO GO,"
    but in half life, I know where I'm supposed to go

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 2 роки тому +38

      I only get lost on occasion. I've played Half Life and Black Mesa so many times that I don't tend to get lost, but I always remember that this series is like a train. It can only go forward and backward because the train is On A Rail (literally)

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts 2 роки тому +93

      the half life series never explicitly tells you where to go, but the level design funnels you towards where ur supposed to go by blocking off routes and having the characters give u hints on what to do

    • @y.lninja0078
      @y.lninja0078 Рік тому +11

      @@ketaminepoptarts I can say that's what i like and appreciate more the valve games

    • @edoardobrunomazzitelli717
      @edoardobrunomazzitelli717 Рік тому +48

      Lighting! All Half Life games starting from 2 almost always have lighting that points you in the intended direction, and this game seems to treat lighting very casually and it only favors getting lost

    • @chiefofthesky
      @chiefofthesky Рік тому +10

      @@edoardobrunomazzitelli717subtle design like that is something that will always be meaningful to me

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 років тому +687

    This whole game is just an example of poor communication. The level designers had little to go on, the people that set up the gunplay weren't told the types of enemies the player was going to fight, the people setting up the enemies weren't told what kind of gunplay there was going to be, the voice actors weren't given instructions on how to deliver their lines...
    The game feels like a series of good ideas that were all spoiled by not making any sense with each other.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 4 роки тому +51

      I think it goes by the ideology that a game is simply the sum of its parts instead of attempting to concile them together in any way.

    • @XamiNaxamis
      @XamiNaxamis 4 роки тому +56

      Didn't the head dev do that on purpose because he was scared shitless of anything getting leaked?

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 4 роки тому +87

      ​@@XamiNaxamis Isn't that like organizing an orchestra and telling nobody which score they're supposed to play until ten minutes before the show?

    • @aslychair3096
      @aslychair3096 4 роки тому +17

      None of this is a good idea, the creator could have done bathsalts and achieved more in life this this abortion of a game.

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 4 роки тому +15

      "Nooooooo! You cant know what the f*ck you are supposed to do! You could leak my totally awesome game!!!"

  • @oldstoffire
    @oldstoffire 4 роки тому +494

    35:15 Loving that Dr. Breen's water vendor, fucking years before Breen would actually distribute those machines

    • @chako2872
      @chako2872 3 роки тому +76

      And before Breen was selected as the Administrator.

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 3 роки тому +14

      Just goes to show how important initiative and proactivity are to the combe.

    • @AlexanderB-vy5ys
      @AlexanderB-vy5ys 3 роки тому +17

      Dr. Breen just likes making water machines, i guess

    • @Breached18
      @Breached18 3 роки тому +5

      @@AlexanderB-vy5ys man has a hobby

    • @zombekilleralt3770
      @zombekilleralt3770 3 роки тому +7

      Breen was selected due to his burning passion to provide the masses with delicious, refreshing water.

  • @Galahad993
    @Galahad993 6 років тому +924

    Dude. Why the hell does the main character look like an 11 year old designed him? He has a comical amount of scars on his face. It doesn't even look cool, it looks ridiculous.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 років тому +187

      He looks like an offspring of Big Boss and Geralt.

    • @candyfordinner7216
      @candyfordinner7216 6 років тому +118

      I think those are scars from the crowbar but yeah they still look terrible

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 6 років тому +54

      candyfordinner72 It’s like he drew his face with red crayons. 😆

    • @marekcernoch1355
      @marekcernoch1355 6 років тому +107

      "Oh, you wanna know how I got those scars, right? Well, first I got hit by a shrapnel from an explosion, it's this big one. Still can't believe I survived it... Anyway, I got up and saw my friend overwhelmed by zombies. He had no chance to get away and he knew it, so he pulled the pin from the grenade, and, would you guess it, a shrapnel right in my face, that's this second scar. Wait, where are you going? I've got 20 more!!!"

    • @BlueGreyWolf
      @BlueGreyWolf 6 років тому +15

      IKR!?! It's almost disgusting how his scars look like!

  • @centurionzen1005
    @centurionzen1005 2 роки тому +497

    Here's how you fix the HDTF story; Mitchell initially believes that Gordon Freeman intentionally Unleashed hell and doomed the world for no obvious reason. Mitchell slowly but surely pieces together that Gordon is guilty of nothing more than being late to work and by the time he's fully realized that, the G-Man calls in the favor and points out that his crew will certainly die if he does not risk them in war hunting down the Freeman.
    It will at least be a little bit less stupid, if not fix pretty much everything.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Рік тому +52

      I like the idea of him being a distraction for Gordon but there's better ways of coming to that conclusion

    • @Ihavpickle
      @Ihavpickle Рік тому

      Yea I think your story is absolute trash

    • @trent7258
      @trent7258 Рік тому +42

      It also might’ve been more interesting if Mitchell was a security guard instead of H.E.C.U. That would allow for some downtime stuff like the first half life and might explain why he could blame Gordon for trying to sabotage the machine.

    • @TheArkman360
      @TheArkman360 Рік тому +2

      That's genius!

    • @ashleighchance9420
      @ashleighchance9420 Рік тому +37

      That makes a whole lot of sense. Some dialogue between HECU in Half-Life imply that they thought the Black Mesa scientists caused the Resonance Cascade on purpose.
      And with how quickly the HECU responded to the incident, it even sounds like the top brass in the HECU was waiting for something to happen - to give them an excuse to take over Black Mesa. And when they failed, they sent in the Black Ops because "we made a mess and we need to clean it all up."

  • @Mobysimo
    @Mobysimo 4 роки тому +1076

    Oh god I just noticed that Mitchell's gloves change depending on what weapon your holding.
    Pulse Rifle and Scorpion he's wearing the tan leather gloves from his post Venom Snake ripp off. But if you equip an older weapons he's suddenly wearing military camp gear again!
    Fucks were at minus 20 weren't they?

    • @guy-yj5dg
      @guy-yj5dg 3 роки тому +32

      1:02:00

    • @Bukin-xz6sr
      @Bukin-xz6sr 2 роки тому +20

      Well, he can post speedruns about changing gloves

    • @Artcat932
      @Artcat932 Рік тому +37

      It’s now my head canon they’re gloves glued to all of his weapons and he has to put them on each time he wants to use them.

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero Рік тому

      Fucks were _received!_

    • @AraiDigital
      @AraiDigital Рік тому +6

      What, you don't switch whole pairs of gloves when using a different gun? That's like saying you don't use a different pair of socks every step you take.

  • @cassi75474
    @cassi75474 6 років тому +1492

    “A man in a suit.”
    “A man in a suit?”
    “Yes, a man in a suit.”
    Riveting dialogue brought to you by Hunt Down The Freeman

    • @delsin1126
      @delsin1126 6 років тому +44

      Ian's Meme Factory was he in a suit?!

    • @papayer
      @papayer 6 років тому +71

      'SASHA, ARE YOU SURE THAT IT WAS A SUIT?'

    • @Not_a_Lizard_
      @Not_a_Lizard_ 6 років тому +54

      You say it was a man? And he was in a suit? A man? In a suit? A man in a suit?

    • @C4LLM3AN1MAL
      @C4LLM3AN1MAL 6 років тому +8

      at greggs?

    • @travisshaffer6623
      @travisshaffer6623 5 років тому +4

      @@papayer it was a Synth wait..? Wrong game!

  • @PheonyxJay
    @PheonyxJay 6 років тому +351

    31:11 "We've been going through the unrelenting horror of the Seven Hour War..."
    *marine runs in front of you as you are firing and gets himself killed*
    ...
    *THE HORROR*

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 років тому +10

      the horror...the horror...

    • @Jesse-qy6ur
      @Jesse-qy6ur 6 років тому +7

      @@peppermillers8361 Are...my methods unsound?

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 років тому +1

      @@Jesse-qy6ur I... don't see...any methods....at all...

  • @torylva
    @torylva 3 роки тому +168

    5:26
    I just now noticed that the MP5 is in fact there, but UNDER THE FLOOR!
    You can see the shadow, but not the gun. Which happens in many Source games when items are placed under the map.
    Wow, that is badly done...

  • @Flyffman15
    @Flyffman15 6 років тому +341

    Excellent analysis. Not only have you gone through the entire game and explained what's wrong in every single corner of it, you compare it back and forth with the better example and prove it wrong. But not only you shit on it, you also praise the small good things the game has, or even, the ideas, but how ultimately failed they are implemented in. Furthermore, you have a good sense of humor and you know how to keep the viewer on track. This video is a wholesome experience and I will definitely hang out around your channel from now on, you earned yourself a subscribe, keep up the good work.

  • @FrancisHatesStairs
    @FrancisHatesStairs 6 років тому +342

    The sniper rifles in the game were the ONLY thing worthwhile. I actually had FUN gut-shotting combine and watching them forcefully and erratically fly back 10 feet from the overly forceful snipers.

  • @saraczwei6850
    @saraczwei6850 6 років тому +518

    "This game has no restraint."
    I can't remember where, but isn't there developer commentary in one of the half life 2 episodes where developers talk about newbie designers throwing everything and the kitchen sink into the levels? This game is the definition of that issue. We can't have a pit with a few headcrabs, no, it's gotta be a pit with 30 headcrabs. We can' t have a few combine soldiers blocking your way. It's gotta be a dozen or so, so tightly packed like the designer put them there with a single brush stroke. A few Zombies? Boring! How about 50? There is almost no proper design in the encounters, so the developers just throws in more and more enemies. It reeks of hobbyists first mod to boot.
    How did this get published? This must be valve's revenge for all the half life 3 jokes.

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 6 років тому +50

      Yeah, that'll show them, those nolifers, the neckbeard gamers that don't want to play our wonderful new games like
      Dota 2
      and CSGO and
      Artifact
      how dare they ask for a proper new videogame with good story and well-thought level design and shit? This'll learn ya!

    • @That_One_Xatu
      @That_One_Xatu 6 років тому +142

      Valve Employee: "Gaben, some delusional Half-Life fan is trying to publish their glorified Episode 2 custom story on Steam Direct as a real game."
      Gaben: "How bad is it?"
      Valve Employee: "It's terrible!"
      Gaben: *evil smirk* Perfect...

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 6 років тому +16

      That One I can see it.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 6 років тому +63

      We're suffering for our sins.
      Gabe: "WAS THIS WORTH THE WEIGHT, YOU PLEBS?"

    • @red_cosplay
      @red_cosplay 6 років тому +5

      what the fuck is Artifact even?

  • @omegawilliam95s36
    @omegawilliam95s36 2 роки тому +268

    Somehow “These rocks never fall.” is a perfect way of explaining the game.

  • @captainpanic3616
    @captainpanic3616 4 роки тому +2225

    The way Larry says: "MY MOTHER'S DEAD!?" Actually made me laugh.

    • @re57k
      @re57k 4 роки тому +130

      i love his character lmao

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 роки тому +209

      Game shoulda been about Larry

    • @beanieguitarguy4070
      @beanieguitarguy4070 3 роки тому +161

      @@WobblesandBean Half-Life: Larry

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +122

      @@beanieguitarguy4070 "Rise and shine, Mr. Larry. Rise and shine... Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest and all of the effort in the world would have gone to waste until- Well... Let's just say your hour has come again. The right soldier in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Larry. Wake up and smell the ashes..."

    • @KamKrzem
      @KamKrzem 3 роки тому +108

      @@jockeyfield1954 Rise and shine, Larry, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply your mother's dead...

  • @youngkappakhan
    @youngkappakhan 4 роки тому +645

    the scars on the main character's face look like those temporary tattoos used by children on halloween

    • @rabidbeaver167
      @rabidbeaver167 3 роки тому +83

      Yea lol, if you get smashed with a crowbar hook end its going to take chunks out not scratch you lmao

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 роки тому +47

      "YoU FuCKEd Up MAh FacE!"

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 2 роки тому +24

      The scars still develop better than any of the characters, though.

  • @thesnipingnerd
    @thesnipingnerd 4 роки тому +746

    Ok ok so the whole thing was a plot by G-Man to give Gordon "an easier path"
    Except...it shouldn't. Gordon is marked as Anti-Citizen One by the Combine, meaning no matter what else is going on, their first priority would be his capture/death. It's like robbing a lemonade stand to try and distract the cops from the mass murderer that's on a killing spree AT THAT MOMENT

    • @tenkyu778
      @tenkyu778 3 роки тому +82

      Exactly and the combine shouldn't even really care about Mitchell in the first place and also mention that whole entire deal with the combine what makes him think that they will just let his team go after finding Freeman

    • @somethingenthusiast
      @somethingenthusiast 3 роки тому +91

      Also Gordon will be stuck in teleport stasis for over a week, so Mitchell is distracting the combine for nothing

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 2 роки тому +4

      @@somethingenthusiast I assume that final fight where Mitchell is just a distraction would happen before or after those two weeks. Haven’t watched this vid in a while but I don’t think they would make such a basic error.

    • @somethingenthusiast
      @somethingenthusiast 2 роки тому

      @@sweatyslapfight7900 I guess that could be a possibility, Mitchell is captured and put in prison for an unknown amount of time but the way the game does the cutscene it looks like the outpost fight takes place right after Gordon teleports away

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 2 роки тому +1

      @@somethingenthusiast I'm just assuming, here. I just think that it would be unlikely that they set the climax of their entire fucking game on the one time period that it wouldn't matter. As shit as the game is, they probably must have replayed HL2 to at least line up the timeline. Its the online doubtful credit I will give them

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 2 роки тому +289

    Took me two years to realize how the title is a reference to the 7 hour war, not that this game can take up to 7 hours to complete and that it feels more like a chore than an actual game LOL

    • @Pinkstarclan
      @Pinkstarclan Рік тому +12

      oh fuck same & this comment made me realize it lol!!!!!!

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Рік тому +9

      If it makes you feel better, it's _also_ commenting on how it feels like a chore to complete.

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Рік тому +2

      Apparently it takes around 7 hours to beat as well

  • @Flopster101
    @Flopster101 4 роки тому +973

    34:04 "And then, as if this scene couldn't be any more surreal. Pyrocynical, noted US Marine, runs in to warn us of approaching aliens."
    That had me laughing for a solid 15 minutes

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 2 роки тому +36

      Pyrocynical got drafted into the US Military. Don't ask why

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 2 роки тому +12

      @@thediam0nddrag0n78
      He got discharged. because of a friendly fire accident.

  • @nezcron
    @nezcron 4 роки тому +275

    the fighting the combine in the city, the solution was so damn simple. make the troopers push forward while saying "keep moving!" and them have them say "go through the alleyway!"

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 3 роки тому +71

      Hell, they got a voiced protagonist. Why not just include Mitchell talking to himself? A bit handholdy sure but it's a inworld way to play it.

  • @Lumpyboyy
    @Lumpyboyy 6 років тому +413

    They should've kept this as an SFM short film. The gameplay tries to emulate a movie scene too often instead of making an intuitive experience. They clearly had members on the team more comfortable with SFM than game development, the animation was alright overall in my opinion. They were too ambitious turning this into a game.

    • @CrystallizedBlackSkull
      @CrystallizedBlackSkull 5 років тому +22

      The close-ups werent my things
      But I agree with the SFM
      The movements was pretty smooth and god it would be better if it was just a film

    • @theholysalt18
      @theholysalt18 5 років тому +1

      $50 for something for a bad game

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 2 роки тому

      I've said this before, but I can't help but wonder if their thought process was "It's a lot easier to get people to pay money for a game than a machinima."

  • @John.Diaper
    @John.Diaper 3 роки тому +178

    I have seen every HDTF review multiple times and the fact no other one mentions a "Cheeky Medkit Boy" stealing a medkit from the middle of a hallway in a hospital automatically disqualifies any contender from taking the videos crown as the definitive video on HDTF.

  • @lucianganea3034
    @lucianganea3034 4 роки тому +301

    Wait wait wait...how did Mitchell get in a hospital after he's fucked up by "Gordon" if Black Mesa was nuked? And they even put Adrian in the game, so OF is canon to HDTF story

    • @octodaddy877
      @octodaddy877 3 роки тому +104

      Maybe he's carried out by HECU medics? Opposing Force showed HECU soldiers evacuating on ospreys so it's entirely possible he was found and evacuated. Why he was brought to a random civilian hospital is another quesiton.
      Eugh, defending this terrible game's terrible plot makes me feel dirty.

    • @boarpsimson8675
      @boarpsimson8675 3 роки тому +13

      I get the feeling that G-Man brought him there.

    • @AspenBrightsoul
      @AspenBrightsoul 3 роки тому +5

      @LOAN NGUYEN To be fair Gman is the Combine equivalent to lower middle management. I mean who did he have to piss off to get stuck with earth duty? It's the equivalent to someone who went to school to become a bank branch manager getting stuck managing a backwoods McDonald's rip off store. So he probably doesn't give to much of a shit.

    • @AspenBrightsoul
      @AspenBrightsoul 3 роки тому +8

      @LOAN NGUYEN As a poor person I have yet to be able to play Alyx.
      But given what we have seen he just seams like a manager with a few planets under his belt.

  • @snoopdoge4462
    @snoopdoge4462 4 роки тому +1966

    fun fact, this game is so ill researched that they put "US marines" on an army drill instructor uniform

    • @benb9151
      @benb9151 3 роки тому +109

      And the uniforms during the time of HL1

    • @Phobos_Anomaly
      @Phobos_Anomaly 3 роки тому +88

      True. Also, in the Army, they are "Drill Sergeants", not "Instructors"

    • @mollyuwu5718
      @mollyuwu5718 3 роки тому +72

      Not to mention the Marines are wearing UCP camo and not MARPAT

    • @aquiresramires9355
      @aquiresramires9355 3 роки тому +28

      "who cares? At least it looks cool"

    • @snoopdoge4462
      @snoopdoge4462 3 роки тому

      @@aquiresramires9355 Who are you quoting?

  • @Calvin_Coolage
    @Calvin_Coolage 5 років тому +361

    I think what bothers me more than anything about this game's 'story' is the ending speech. How in the hell do Mitchell and the Cubic Zirconium Dingoes know about the Borealis? Gordon and company didn't learn about it until Episode 2.

    • @TheRoboKitty
      @TheRoboKitty 4 роки тому +71

      "Cubic Zirconium Dingos"
      In other words, Diamond Dogs
      Nice

    • @klutzycactusgaming1188
      @klutzycactusgaming1188 4 роки тому +16

      EXACTLY, THATS WHAT BOTHERED ME. Good to see I ain't the only one

    • @Ayylien3572
      @Ayylien3572 4 роки тому +20

      And, according to Epistle 3, Judith only knew where it would end up TELEPORTING TO - not its actual location.

  • @kaihammond1177
    @kaihammond1177 Рік тому +414

    The combat in this game feels like if you installed a bunch of combat mods into garrys mod, then spawned in a bunch of half life 2 enemies in a hall, and started shooting.

    • @scaryreptile
      @scaryreptile Рік тому +18

      That’s exactly how i described it to my friends lmao

    • @LOLquendoTV
      @LOLquendoTV Рік тому +4

      I used to do that a bunch. And i havent played HDTF but I imagine its a lot less fun than that

    • @HENNETT_JAMES
      @HENNETT_JAMES Рік тому +1

      You could probably make it better story then HDTF

  • @ablationer
    @ablationer 6 років тому +164

    I like how not even their big finale "permission to die" line is original, just lifted straight from Dark Knight Rises lol

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero Рік тому +3

      Hell, I'm positive the _"The hero inside of me died, many many years ago, when I was young"_ line was also lifted from that 2007 CGI Beowulf movie!

  • @alexkorman1163
    @alexkorman1163 6 років тому +304

    Holy shit. That parkour system is a mod on Gmod. Literally. Whetleys parkour mod.

    • @sneezyfaun8728
      @sneezyfaun8728 6 років тому +133

      Alex Korman nah, Wheatley’s parkour mod is actually functional.

    • @lukabrasi001
      @lukabrasi001 6 років тому +27

      actually the animations seem a lot more refined here, But the other one is functional.

    • @rotombomb64
      @rotombomb64 6 років тому +14

      The animations kinda remind me of Mirrors Edge. But, worse.

    • @benjaminzarkhin1293
      @benjaminzarkhin1293 6 років тому +35

      Alex Korman
      Plus, 80% of the maps are just GMod maps.

    • @pugloife1001
      @pugloife1001 6 років тому +3

      Alex Korman I guess he was not a moron, but this game's creator instead.

  • @kroneyt1493
    @kroneyt1493 6 років тому +229

    Do you know how a bunch of people say that Valve doesn't want to make Half Life 3 because they're afraid that if it isn't perfect, Half Life fans will go nuts and send death threats and commit terrorist attacks in the name of Gordon Freeman or whatever? I think Hunt Down The Freeman was made to tell Valve "Y'know, however bad you decide to make Half Life 3, it couldn't be as bad as this even if you tried."

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 6 років тому +43

      BREAKING: Valve To Release Half-Life 3 As A Roblox Minigame, Gabe Newell Quoted "Oof"

    • @TheVaultDweller-oi9ij
      @TheVaultDweller-oi9ij 6 років тому

      But HDTF didn't try.

    • @tokki7800
      @tokki7800 5 років тому

      Exactly!

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 років тому +4

      *HL3 Comes out*
      Everyone: Well it wasn't worth (x number) years of wait, but at least it's not Hunt Down the Freeman.

    • @yourl0nelystar392
      @yourl0nelystar392 5 років тому

      The

  • @phearamax4146
    @phearamax4146 2 роки тому +104

    35:16 there’s a vending machine labeled “Dr Breen’s Private Reserve”. Y’know, like 10 minutes after we surrendered to the Combine.

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 2 роки тому +39

      Combine efficiency at work

    • @SenisPucker
      @SenisPucker 2 роки тому +38

      Maybe the canned water business was a pre-Combine hustle that they let him keep.

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 2 роки тому +11

      @@SenisPucker I appreciate your creativity, at least.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Рік тому +15

      “God works fast but I work faster” -Dr. Wallace Breen, presumably

  • @derriduresique5627
    @derriduresique5627 4 роки тому +356

    Your subtitles are actually the best part of THE GAME.

  • @Snacks256
    @Snacks256 6 років тому +409

    It's not even called "Black Mesa East." It's just a building that they set up in and called "Black Mesa East" as sort of a joke. Nobody but the Resistance should refer to it as "Black Mesa East," that doesn't make any sense. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Tehsnakerer
      @Tehsnakerer  6 років тому +118

      That is a very good point

    • @Sol417
      @Sol417 6 років тому +41

      Sorry to necro this, but I think it's safe to say that Boris and Dr. Breen would have known about "Black Mesa East" from Sasha, since she had infiltrated the Resistance forces and was feeding them information from within.

    • @Snacks256
      @Snacks256 6 років тому +67

      It's not about whether they know of it being referred to as Black Mesa East, it's that "Black Mesa East" wouldn't mean anything to anyone who isn't already privy to that information, such as our fearless protagonist Mitchell here.

    • @bipedleek241
      @bipedleek241 6 років тому +6

      Snacks256 could not have said it better

    • @jaktwo
      @jaktwo 6 років тому +5

      The better pronounciation is the one in the hdtf game. It's the spanish word for table.

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 4 роки тому +348

    Cue's rangers: "Yeah, we're deserting. The war is pretty much lost already"
    President Keemstar: "We surrendered to the Combine."
    Cue's rangers: "HOW DARE THEY?"
    ...by the way, what's exactly the advantage in rigging dozens of mines to explode all at once? Say they take out a Combine squad, what's stopping them from just sending another one?

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +40

      Hell, what if a single zombie sets it off? The only logical explanation would be that the plan was for the tunnel to collapse and seal them off... But then thatd possibly collapse ALL the tunnels!

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 3 роки тому +44

      @@chaosinc.382 If you wanted to collapse a tunnel you would just rig mines in the load-bearing supports though, not just dump a lot of bombs on the floor.

    • @centercannothold
      @centercannothold 3 роки тому +37

      The fact that you question this mean you put more thought into this more than the level designer

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 3 роки тому +11

      those are just claymores that emit directed short range blasts. they likely wouldnt do shit to the subway

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 3 роки тому +4

      @@scout360pyroz And yet they kill you instantly even if you shoot one of them from behind

  • @DivideByBob
    @DivideByBob Рік тому +283

    And then Entropy Zero 2 came out and showed playing as the villain in the Half Life universe CAN be extremely fun and rewarding

    • @Tehsnakerer
      @Tehsnakerer  Рік тому +132

      A bafflingly good game

    • @demonslayer5122
      @demonslayer5122 Рік тому +19

      Breadman granted a blessing upon the entire universe.

    • @DivideByBob
      @DivideByBob Рік тому +19

      @demonslayer5122 Do you think he will go where Valve dare not step and make a third entry or will he stick with the meme and make it episode 1?

    • @demonslayer5122
      @demonslayer5122 Рік тому +18

      ​@@DivideByBob Time will tell. But I'm hoping he makes an actual third entry. Especially considering how well he pulled off the Portal aspects.

    • @k-osmonaut8807
      @k-osmonaut8807 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@demonslayer5122 Also we did get a teaser for EZ3 on bread man's "1 year on" commemorative vid, of Aiden's clone

  • @plasmaxander912
    @plasmaxander912 4 роки тому +336

    the "#HL2_GameOver_Ally" joke fucking killed me, tis a great callback 10/10

  • @pikistikman
    @pikistikman 6 років тому +420

    >You simply cannot betray someone if you were never on their side to begin with
    What do people think the word "betray" means?

    • @pikistikman
      @pikistikman 6 років тому +14

      NoriMori Char Aznable, 0079:
      "Garma, you were a good friend to me! Blame this on the misfortune of your birth." (laughs)
      Char Aznable 0085:
      "I've never betrayed anyone in my life, Haman Karn."

    • @chrismarcellh6797
      @chrismarcellh6797 6 років тому +8

      good job, ive been waiting four months for somebody to say this

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 років тому +3

      @@pikistikman
      Top 10 reasons why Char is the best

    • @CyanMedic
      @CyanMedic 6 років тому +24

      @Username
      Greater-than signs were used in email replies for the same purpose long before 4chan, you underage fuck.

    • @MFKR696
      @MFKR696 5 років тому +4

      Okay, then tell me this... How is it exactly that you believe that it is possible to "betray" an enemy, unless you count the bombings of Nagasaki and Hiroshima after Japan was already pretty much beaten? We couldn't let Russia win the war, and that would make America look bad, so the US dropped the nukes, and the rest is history. That's as close to betraying an enemy as this world has ever seen.
      The term "betrayal" literally means throwing away your loyalty to your friends, unit or organization. Name one situation where an enemy could be betrayed. In order for someone to be betrayed, that person must first trust you. I dunno why this is such a hard thing for you to understand. For example, if you were gonna "betray" me, as someone you don't even know, how would you do it? I'm just curious about your thought-process at this point. It's such a simple concept, yet you seem to be having difficulties comprehending it. It's fascinating.
      Considering that that guy from Metro Last Light (which is where I'm haphazardly assuming you got this idea from) was a spy all along. He was never one of them, therefore he didn't betray anyone. He was never on their side. He was just doing his job, which was to infiltrate the enemy by any means. It's a shitty job full of psychos and sadists, but it's still a job. Betrayal would have been if he turned on his true masters and told the Spartans that he was a spy or tried to go all Double-Agent with his shit.

  • @lordsherbert9789
    @lordsherbert9789 3 роки тому +361

    Let's not forget Adam took 5 magnum rounds and was somehow both able to stand and not pass out from blood loss long enough for Mitch to put out his one-liner

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 2 роки тому +47

      Rubber bullets

    • @vanillabatcave5677
      @vanillabatcave5677 2 роки тому +88

      Probably an Aperture Science gun, they fire the whole bullet

    • @EstebanGilChillington
      @EstebanGilChillington 2 роки тому +20

      Not only that, that magnum revolver is a 500. magnum revolver,

    • @HazerV2
      @HazerV2 2 роки тому

      He still stood because he needed Mitchell's permission to die.

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 2 роки тому +41

      The fact that he was able to talk after the first bullet annoyed me a little. The fact that he didn't sound even a little more pained after each new bullet annoyed me worse.

  • @unfa00
    @unfa00 3 роки тому +1124

    30:30 Honestly I think the introduction of Colonel Cue is the best moment in this game. The voice actors really manage to pull off some decent comedy there, even though I don't think they've had any direction. Sure, the animation is a little awkward and stiff, but I think it still works. I like these characters much more than the main ones... Too bad they never have another appearance and are killed off-screen.

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 3 роки тому +70

      Makes me think that there's still some hope in survival with those guys, that's why they're comedic, because they act like this isn't the worst war they'd get into.

    • @unfa00
      @unfa00 3 роки тому +42

      @@JayHog1992 I think you're right. I am sure it was totally coincidental (this game barely had any direction to speak of), but it does work in a weird way.

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 3 роки тому +36

      @@unfa00 Of course the whole desertion thing sorta disproves the point, but then again, living to fight another day is indeed the best tactic they could do.

    • @nobodyspecial4676
      @nobodyspecial4676 2 роки тому +32

      @@JayHog1992 I mean this isn't a bunch people with guns, its a giant alien force that took over earth in 7 hours. I'd desert my post too lmao.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 роки тому +10

      Imagine if the whole game was an intentional comedy instead of a ridiculous drama.

  • @kimmyjohnny31
    @kimmyjohnny31 5 років тому +150

    "He looks like a orange popsicle sir."
    -HECU sniper on radio

  • @IHE
    @IHE 6 років тому +4340

    Good vid!

    • @Tehsnakerer
      @Tehsnakerer  6 років тому +559

      Thank you kindly

    • @homeforgoblins
      @homeforgoblins 6 років тому +194

      I wish the other actors in this game came out and shared their little stories on working with this team, unless they're all the same as yours then *whew boy.*

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 6 років тому +14

      I Hate Everything 👍🏻👌🏻

    • @bizijr
      @bizijr 6 років тому +24

      I Hate Everything That means a lot coming from you sir!

    • @TheCow-j1l
      @TheCow-j1l 6 років тому +20

      Now I always will imagine you as Nick...

  • @mo11t51ack
    @mo11t51ack 4 роки тому +237

    Now that ive played L4D i reconize where about 50% of the assets come from.

  • @bfgames913
    @bfgames913 2 роки тому +107

    The only part of this game that I like is how much “Gordon Freeman” fucking demolishes Mitchell. That actually felt pretty realistic to the Half-Life games, in a moment you are knocked back, the only bullet you fire basically reflects off of the HEV suit, and in seconds you’re defeated.

  • @sigmabean2463
    @sigmabean2463 4 роки тому +186

    Wait if they knew about the oceans being drained why was their endgame to be on a boat

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 роки тому +16

      To be fair, there's a _lot_ of ocean. It would take the Combine a while to get rid of _all_ of it. "The oceans are gonna be taken away" barely registers on that plan's list of problems...

  • @OctagonCookies
    @OctagonCookies 5 років тому +163

    1:01:40 I only then noticed that when holding the rifle you wear gray gloves, but switch to orange gloves for everything else.
    This is actually amazing.

    • @xVelvetri
      @xVelvetri 4 роки тому +5

      Not trying to defend the game or anything but when Mitchell was in the caves he was in a different outfit compared to him when the pumpkin headed combine invaded Earth.

    • @LuchoArrival
      @LuchoArrival 4 роки тому

      @@xVelvetri
      Yes, but after the 20 year time-jump, Mitchell no longer uses his H.E.C.U. uniform, the problem here is that they didn't bother to update the viewmodels for weapons featured before the time-jump, so he still has his H.E.C.U. uniform gloves on with some weapons...

  • @h.plovecat4307
    @h.plovecat4307 5 років тому +1461

    The Seven Hour War should be its own game. I mean it could literally be a seven hour game and anybody complaining will be seen as insane.

  • @somethingenthusiast
    @somethingenthusiast Рік тому +79

    I’ve decided to write a better story for HDTF cuz why not:
    Mitchell is still part of HECU, however Adam and Nick are both are HECU too instead of black ops or national guard. The story opens the same way opposing force does, with their osprey being shot down from the sky before they can receive their orders. Mitchell wakes up at around the time of “On a rail” separated from Nick and Adam. Mitchell wanders around for a bit before finding HECU and Scientist corpses killed by the aliens, and finally joins back with Adam and Nick. None of them received their orders, so they all agree to look for survivors and get info on what happened. Unfortunately the first person they find is Gordon. Nick begins to ask Gordon about what happened, but Gordon guns him down, with Mitchell and Adam just barely escaping. Both of them recover and mourn Nick. Adam incorrectly deduces that they’re here to save scientists from the aliens, and wonders why Gordon would kill Nick. Mitchell thinks that the scientists are trying to cover something up, so Adam suggests that they capture and interrogate Gordon. Mitchell disagrees saying they should kill Gordon but goes along with it anyways. Adam tracks Gordon through his HEV suit, and hides out in a room with a charger and medical station. Gordon walks into the room and Mitchell and Adam knock him unconscious(Cutscene from “Apprehension”). Adam wants to take Gordon to the surface to question him, but Mitchell insists that they just kill him. Mitchell eventually convinces Adam that Gordon is a threat and needs to be disposed of, so the two of them throw Gordon into the trash compactor. However before they can ensure Gordon is going to die, more aliens show up and Adam and Mitchell are separated again. Mitchell begins looking for Adam, and finds HECU corpses with bullet wounds, increasing his anger towards Gordon. Mitchell fights through Black Mesa and finds fellow HECU soldiers talking about how Gordon is killing marines. The amount of aliens they begin seeing increases slowly before they start being overrun. Mitchell and his team receive orders to forget about freeman and leave the facility. Mitchell and co begin moving to a evacuation site before being attacked by Gordon again, and kills everyone one by one. As Mitchell lays dying on the ground he does his usual speech of swearing revenge on Gordon, before being knocked out. Mitchell wakes up barely alive and alone, being abandoned. He hears a nuclear siren going off and begins desperately trying to escape Black Mesa. As he finds an exit, the PA system counts down from 10. Mitchell lies down and accepts his fate, but then time stops. G-Man appears and informs him that he is interested in Mitchell’s tenacity and will to survive. G-Man then offers Mitchell a job, saying that he will get to hunt down Freeman. Seeing this as a better alternative to being obliterated in a nuclear explosion, Mitchell accepts and is placed in stasis.

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 Рік тому +19

      Ooh, very good job! I like the twist of being the two soldiers what toss Gordon in the trash and why they couldnt stick around and make sure he died.

    • @campeãodomundo2137
      @campeãodomundo2137 11 місяців тому +3

      Maybe (in this version) he took Mitchell as a failsafe if Gordon ever decided to disobey him?

    • @taskforceboi8977
      @taskforceboi8977 Місяць тому

      Peak.

  • @theraptorcommissar1015
    @theraptorcommissar1015 5 років тому +377

    I know this is late, but there's some crucial **LORE** pieces that should be brought up, especially when they're relevant to the gameplay.
    1: If Mitchell is supposed to be an HECU... Shouldn't he have a PCV? It was **HEAVILY** established in Half-Life Opposing Force that the PCV was a **CRUCIAL** part of the HECU... And it was supposed to be an equivalent of Gordon's HEV Suit. So WHY was it NOT here, in all sections of the game: Black Mesa, The 7 Hour War, (Both Black Mesa and the 7 Hour War where MITCHELL STILL WEARS HIS UNIFORM.) AND The years worth of Time-Jumps. There's literally no reason to NOT have it, and the entirety of the Gameplay has been NEEDLESSLY changed and practically BUTCHERED for NO REASON.
    2: Why are the Vortigaunts Hostile during the 7 Hour War? I thought it was firmly established in both Half-Life and Half-Life 2 that the Vortigaunts were **ENSLAVED** and **FORCED** into fighting by the Nihinalith. (Not sure how to spell it, so bear with me.) There's no reason for the Vortigaunts to fight you during the 7 Hour War, because they're free. Species X couldn't have done it because Adrian put a stop to them. The Combine **MIGHT** be responsible... But there's no explanation!
    These 2 points feel rather crucial to Half-Life... And are given no explanation and are either pointless, or meant to make it harder.
    Ridiculous.

    • @thegrinstagrstavre9934
      @thegrinstagrstavre9934 4 роки тому +17

      Not really. Op4 is semi-canon, and it makes perfect sense for scared and angry Vorts to kill some loud assholes, especially if they were killing them before and said Vortigaunts are, let's say, racists or extreme Nihilists. You can come up with most things to make them hostile after Half-Life 1.

    • @ianfleischer3532
      @ianfleischer3532 4 роки тому +31

      The developers didn't establish it as it would've taken work and effort into developing actual game mechanics that would be helful to the gameplay and would also honor the original games and even DLC's design.
      two things which this game doesnt do.

    • @theraptorcommissar1015
      @theraptorcommissar1015 4 роки тому +9

      I keep forgetting that the entirety of HDTF is badly written Fanfiction.

    • @klutzycactusgaming1188
      @klutzycactusgaming1188 4 роки тому +26

      Also how does Mitchell know about the Borealis

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai 4 роки тому +25

      Not really relevant to the point, at all, but it did remind me: I _ do_ like how Black Mesa not only redesigned Xen, but how it made the Vort's slavery that much more apparent, and how it makes you (or tries to make you) sympathetic; granted, it's still based on, and true to, the original, so you can just kill them all to your heart's content, but still. Very nice touch.
      If none of you have played Black Mesa, it's $20 - and it's definitely worth it.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 4 роки тому +634

    Most videos I've seen of Hunt Down The Freeman are just tearing it apart because it is such obvious garbage. You're the first I've seen to dissect it and show why it is such absolute dogshit. A difficult thing to even articulate for such a horrible game... I have never seen a single other person even point out the deal with the devil/G-man nonsense because the game is so bad they don't even notice!
    I sure didn't. XD
    In fact your analyzing of the game has convinced me that Hunt Down the Freeman has some of the worst video game writing I have ever seen, maybe even the worst... It is so amateurish, so badly done and presented, so unintuitive and requiring logic leaps and knowing what convoluted things the writer himself was thinking.

    • @mrrexychomp9829
      @mrrexychomp9829 3 роки тому +16

      One video I saw was made by someone who did voice acting in this game. They gave the developers a heads up that they were going to make a video about the flaws with the game. They said not to make the video because they were apparently working on a major update that would fix all the problems but obviously that update never came

    • @FadleLight
      @FadleLight 3 роки тому +7

      @@mrrexychomp9829 thats the walking furry tv guy, and also they did release the "fix" but it wasnt enough to outweigh the bads

    • @1029-i7w
      @1029-i7w 3 роки тому

      @@FadleLight still on the furry shit yeah?

  • @gamergoku932
    @gamergoku932 3 роки тому +867

    What I really dislike about G-Man's speeches in HDTF, aside of how poorly written they are, is that they're too on the nose. What makes the G-Man terrifying is that he masks any sort of dishonesty and secrecy with various appraisals. He will congratulate you on something without ever elaborating. This speech, on the other hand, is G-Man speech more or less boils down to "your edgy speech was so cool, I just had to approach you after today's debate club."
    I'm not gonna claim my alternate G-Man monologue is superior in terms of writing, but I feel like this better captures G-Man's character and what makes him such a sinister figure.
    "Sergeant Mitchell Shepherd... t-teetering on the line between life and death. I would like to congratulate you on surviving such a... cataclysm. Of course, I also mourn the loss of your, heh, brothers... Such tragedy was unavoidable.
    Your... tenacity was most impressive, even in the face of... e-eradication. It did not go unnoticed by those in... higher places. Though your c-conviction cannot be fulfilled, yet... you will be compensated for your services. Should you accept the position, we will allow you time that otherwise would have been... cut short. Consider it an upfront payment. Otherwise, well... I will leave without much fuss. Your choice, Sergeant."

    • @chayimweinstock443
      @chayimweinstock443 2 роки тому +122

      That’s a lot better than what we got

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 2 роки тому +220

      What bothers me is that G-Man has never really struck me as a planner. He's not some future-predicting chess player who can guess everything that will happen in 20 years time. He's more of an opportunist. He picks up Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shepherd because he sees them survive against the odds and tucks them away for later use. At most, he steps in and tweaks things to make sure Freeman's limited role plays out optimally.

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 2 роки тому +47

      That speech is way better.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 2 роки тому +99

      @@littlefieryone2825 Hell, his inability to predict everything is what makes it possible to revive Alyx in Episode 2 to begin with.

    • @notNajimi
      @notNajimi 2 роки тому +58

      @@ZorotheGallade exactly! The vortigaunts have some power over the gman as we see in EP2 and alyx, so he isn’t some omniscient and omnipotent actor

  • @shiethegal
    @shiethegal 2 роки тому +110

    Hunt Down the Freeman starting out as a SFM project makes _so much sense._

  • @ShyGuyXXL
    @ShyGuyXXL 6 років тому +386

    1:15:29 "It's a bit Mary Sue-ish."
    More like Mary Sewage, amirite?
    ...sorry.

    • @jamespfp
      @jamespfp 5 років тому +3

      @@NoriMori1992 Ya gotta be real careful around Mary Sewage, mango, or you'll get a sore on your lip every March.

    • @dr.anderson1847
      @dr.anderson1847 5 років тому +3

      Do not be sorry for speaking the truth

  • @TheWunWhiteWolf
    @TheWunWhiteWolf 5 років тому +520

    1:18:47 That's literally a recycled animation from when you shove a common infected in Left4Dead XD

    • @n0m4r22
      @n0m4r22 4 роки тому +111

      no wonder the animation looked so good

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 4 роки тому +14

      Good eye.

    • @TooCooFoYou
      @TooCooFoYou 4 роки тому +68

      Even Adam’s running is taken from a common infected...

    • @Voromire1
      @Voromire1 4 роки тому +5

      And the sound effect I think!

    • @nolanlemmon8180
      @nolanlemmon8180 4 роки тому +8

      @@TooCooFoYou Every last animation in this scene that doesn't involve a gun is.

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 6 років тому +182

    There are so many questions concerning this game's plot, but I want to zero in on one in particular.
    Why did Mitchell need to run around City 17, dodging Combine, if his entire purpose was to make a deal with them? Why didn't he walk up to the nearest Combine soldier and say, "Hey, I'm the leader of an army of soldiers, interested in joining the Combine, in exchange for ensuring the safety and good treatment of my men. I would like to negotiate with Doctor Breen, or someone empowered to make deals on his behalf"?
    Even if they Combine grunts just waved him off, it would give a good _reason_ why Mitchell then needed to run around trying to reach someone important. It would have given the player some kind of direction.

    • @declanedmison5442
      @declanedmison5442 5 років тому +31

      Also, why would the combine accept them? They have THOUSANDS of elite and expert soldiers with no memories of the past, ready to die for the combine. But no, we need some human soldiers with only HECU unit training.

    • @declanedmison5442
      @declanedmison5442 5 років тому +7

      Marley But why not convert them? They are all loyal to Michel, not the combine. So why not turn them into combine soldiers? They’d be more loyal to the combine and wouldn’t rebel if Michel decided to go against them.

    • @declanedmison5442
      @declanedmison5442 5 років тому +3

      Marley that’s my opinion, though. I don’t mean to offend.

  • @kuroneeko64
    @kuroneeko64 3 роки тому +205

    (Man with 5 .357 rounds in his gut who is eternally optimistic)
    That line deserves an award