Scammers Thought They Were Talking To A Real Bank

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  • @GordoFabulous
    @GordoFabulous 5 років тому +3819

    As long as I live, I will never tire of hearing two Indians arguing with each other over who is the real scammer.

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 5 років тому +146

      The only thing they like more than stealing foreigners' money is blocking each other, even if it means losing the score themselves. ¬_¬

    • @Ryusuta
      @Ryusuta 5 років тому +119

      It's like playing a Werewolf/Mafia game and having two obvious wolves accusing each other.

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 5 років тому +37

      The irony is thick!

    • @heavyhandedgentleman2133
      @heavyhandedgentleman2133 5 років тому +12

      @@Ryusuta Town of Salem reference?!

    • @alansas4569
      @alansas4569 5 років тому +29

      Did you seen how he shit himself when kitboga mentions the bank 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Matt20264
    @Matt20264 5 років тому +1440

    “Do you consent to your son to being on this call?”
    “I have no idea what’s going on”
    “Just say yes or no”
    “Yes or no”
    “Ok great”
    That’s the quality I expect from L. R. Jenkins Financial Group. “Your business is, moderately important to us”

  • @ionbladezofficial
    @ionbladezofficial 5 років тому +2473

    L.R. Jenkins Bank - Your business is *moderately important* to us.

    • @santosic
      @santosic 5 років тому +52

      Hahaha yeah I loved that line. So clever!

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 років тому +8

      Hilarious!

    • @Argumemnon
      @Argumemnon 5 років тому +44

      With mediocre returns.

    • @Creshex8
      @Creshex8 5 років тому +36

      This was filled with silly backwards lines... pennies on the dollar used for investments is what you DONT want!

    • @BalboaBaggins
      @BalboaBaggins 5 років тому +11

      L.R. Jerkins Bank

  • @Vegas242
    @Vegas242 5 років тому +740

    I love how some of these videos turn into what is essentially just Kitboga performing a single person improv skit

    • @lolpota
      @lolpota 4 роки тому +20

      I'm just replying to this so it has a reply

    • @o0GrayMatters0o
      @o0GrayMatters0o 4 роки тому +3

      @@lolpota there has to be some random conversations under the original thread too

    • @martinemikita9281
      @martinemikita9281 4 роки тому +3

      I like skits.

    • @korgoth25
      @korgoth25 3 роки тому

      We're not so slowly watching his decent into madness

    • @donavonbain4332
      @donavonbain4332 3 роки тому +2

      Kit is super amazing at improv! Off the cuff! And retains his composure with super self entitled aholes

  • @Puleczech
    @Puleczech 5 років тому +373

    Man you are an artist. Changing the characters while keeping the conversation going while making that shitbag effectively lose his time and question his life choices is really damn impressive.

    • @that.neurodivergent
      @that.neurodivergent 4 роки тому +9

      Honeslty I don't know how he does this so easily and he does it so well too. Our boi be talented tho

    • @denellelloyd1280
      @denellelloyd1280 4 роки тому +3

      Using his acting talents for a good purpose!!! I love how not only does he waste their time but he makes their lives hell in that point of wasted time

    • @David-mo3cy
      @David-mo3cy 3 роки тому +3

      @@that.neurodivergent He deserves every sub he has and more he is truly entertaining

  • @6thwilbury2331
    @6thwilbury2331 5 років тому +1469

    I swear, the single most uttered phrase by scammers is "listen to me..."

    • @markcadieux3445
      @markcadieux3445 5 років тому +68

      Also do one thing, be on line and each and every thing.

    • @kavenmendes
      @kavenmendes 5 років тому +49

      And “Hold on”/“One Moment Please”

    • @jeremey2072
      @jeremey2072 5 років тому +58

      @@kavenmendes MA'AM

    • @debbiep8260
      @debbiep8260 5 років тому +31

      Give me a moment.

    • @Michael-zf1ko
      @Michael-zf1ko 5 років тому +21

      This should be a drinking game.

  • @KitbogaShow
    @KitbogaShow  5 років тому +217

    Hope you all are having a great day :)

    • @cpmffeilberg4970
      @cpmffeilberg4970 5 років тому +1

      @kitboga you have my stomach hurting from laughing. Keep em coming.

    • @rjs076
      @rjs076 5 років тому

      I solved the first math problem an it is about 1.49571. The second is 2.6736

    • @averyalex123
      @averyalex123 5 років тому +4

      Ma'am listen to me !! Listen to me ma'am!! 😂😂😂 I cant breathe.

    • @cpmffeilberg4970
      @cpmffeilberg4970 5 років тому +1

      @@averyalex123 lol same.

    • @MaryFaulds
      @MaryFaulds 5 років тому

      Africa, my friend 💯

  • @miminepho
    @miminepho 5 років тому +1533

    "Ma'am, now you're behaving like a greedy person" I'm dying lmao

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 років тому +56

      Right? Scammer's all "WHO _DOES_ THAT?!" Hahaha hypocrisy much? And they do that a lot: accusing their MARK of being a greedy thief!

    • @dinosaurtreesflowers
      @dinosaurtreesflowers 5 років тому +9

      Dey R SCAMMERS! Peoples doing wrong wit our databayyyyyse.

    • @GodHatesWeebs
      @GodHatesWeebs 5 років тому

      IS THAT MY BOY ROOKIE?

    • @zacharyherman8437
      @zacharyherman8437 5 років тому +3

      can you explain to me what is the memeometer and those things at the top is the screen and those (sub x2) things? I’m new and don’t understand.

    • @johndoe-gt4rx
      @johndoe-gt4rx 5 років тому +7

      M.C. Ender-chickey he hosts these on his twitch stream originally. That’s his overlay for the stream. The sub thing is a notification saying this person has subscribed for x months

  • @141Darklink
    @141Darklink 5 років тому +372

    Gloria: What was that? You're not very loud.
    Scammer: OAJWNWOSOTWELVEHUNDREDDOLLARSKQOSJDJWIWIWIJSWOOQIWO
    Gloria: Yes, oh, now I can hear you.

  • @lauraborealis3416
    @lauraborealis3416 5 років тому +635

    Gloria--"Hello?"
    New caller--"Hello?"
    Banker--"Hello?"
    Scammer--"Hello?"
    Seriously. I wish Hollywood scriptwriters were 1/10th this good. ☆☆☆☆☆

  • @crysos445
    @crysos445 5 років тому +487

    I cant tell which is better, two scammers accusing the other of scamming or kitboga having a conversation with himself lol

  • @merritt2014
    @merritt2014 5 років тому +583

    "I'm getting a call from the bank." DON'T RECEIVE IT DON'T RECEIVE IT DON'T RECEIVE IT

    • @aussierule
      @aussierule 5 років тому +24

      12:13

    • @susieblanco2722
      @susieblanco2722 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @grimly105
      @grimly105 5 років тому +39

      Seems like something legit Microsoft employees would say...

  • @Genin99
    @Genin99 5 років тому +388

    When you get scammers that can't stop yelling, swearing and speaking gibberish, that's a job well done.

    • @tjyoyo3
      @tjyoyo3 5 років тому +13

      dude u should have saw the recent stream victor and edna drove the scammers crazy because kit made a plugin for amazon that fake purchases items (with 2 day prime shipping!)
      Victor broke a scammer by buying a $45k rolex and the scammer starts cursing him out calling him a thief and said "mudda fuka how dare u try to play me, u think ur smart, u think ur smart, u think ur smart, u think ur smart, u think ur smart?" and as soon as he exposes a minute later "fuk u mudda fuka- *i was faking it* ahaahahahahahahaha i knooo i knewwwww the whole time"

    • @GothBunny6669
      @GothBunny6669 5 років тому +3

      It’s not gibberish, it’s another language. Rude.

    • @Genin99
      @Genin99 5 років тому +16

      @@GothBunny6669 I wasn't referring to the Hindi language, I was referring to their excuses and English insults.

    • @LeeBro999
      @LeeBro999 5 років тому +15

      Goth Royalty And scamming elderly isn’t rude? Get outta here with your flawed logic and your XXL boo

    • @FionaChandoll
      @FionaChandoll 5 років тому +6

      @@LeeBro999 scamming the elderly and calling another language gibberish can both be rude. It doesn't have be to either or. Logic un-flawed. You're welcome.

  • @jimmyt9345
    @jimmyt9345 4 роки тому +198

    L.R. Jenkins Financial- "Keeping all your eggs in one basket"-- LOL

  • @antimony1683
    @antimony1683 4 роки тому +94

    They all seemed to have learned the English language in such a way that most use the same wrong phrases and patterns. It’s very interesting

    • @MayDayMei98
      @MayDayMei98 3 роки тому +14

      I think its direct English translations of Hindi phrases they use.
      I notice the same thing with some natural Japanese speakers learning English, they'll mess up sentence structure and create slightly off sounding sentences like:
      Watashi no kuruma wa dokodesu ka = My car, where is it?
      It might be more natural sounding to say "Where is my car?", but the above is the direct translation.

    • @teagancombest6049
      @teagancombest6049 3 роки тому +11

      @@MayDayMei98 yeah that's where "just do one thing" comes from, that's the direct translation but the connotation in Indian British English is more like when an English native speaker says "hey listen" or "look,-"

  • @OriginalRaveParty
    @OriginalRaveParty 5 років тому +898

    An 80 year old American woman, with a 20 year old Indian son. Seems legit.

    • @Jadedbackup123
      @Jadedbackup123 5 років тому +5

      Gnome Party 😂

    • @Argumemnon
      @Argumemnon 5 років тому +113

      One more piece of evidence that those idiots think that their accents are undetectable.

    • @DysnomiaATX
      @DysnomiaATX 5 років тому +84

      The fact that he lies about being her son right in front of her is unbelievable

    • @cocovimag-2618
      @cocovimag-2618 5 років тому +5

      don worryboudit - hold on

    • @noob.168
      @noob.168 5 років тому +4

      thats the american dream amirite

  • @Bisqwit
    @Bisqwit 5 років тому +208

    “Just say ‘yes’ or ‘no’.” - “Yes or no.” - “Okay. Great!” :P

  • @eyesonherhorizon4753
    @eyesonherhorizon4753 5 років тому +557

    The way you switched between the old lady voice and the bank representative voice is *unreal*.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 років тому +2

      EyesOn HerHorizon Just like David Strassman~

    • @dankelpuff8381
      @dankelpuff8381 5 років тому +15

      Yea his performance was on a whole other level with this call.

    • @smooy1000
      @smooy1000 5 років тому +16

      Lol you know hes using a voice changer right

    • @leeadams996
      @leeadams996 5 років тому

      I was laughing soooo hard at Kit talking to himself and imagining the scammer just listening as if it's all real.

    • @Doonie310
      @Doonie310 5 років тому +8

      I wish he’d do a stoner character like a cross between shaggy from scooby doo crossed with Nate Diaz. Would be epic

  • @CantDoNothinForYaSon
    @CantDoNothinForYaSon 5 років тому +258

    I love how your "bank" sounds like it's trying to scam her just as much, haha

    • @randomstuff-qu7sh
      @randomstuff-qu7sh 4 роки тому +17

      A lot of banks do try to get you to sign up for services or use their online banking when you call in...

    • @phillippasteur3904
      @phillippasteur3904 2 роки тому

      @@randomstuff-qu7sh But that is NOT a scam!

  • @Innocence0190
    @Innocence0190 5 років тому +251

    Sometimes I feel so deeply invested in the dialogue between Kits' characters that I get really confused when the scammer hangs up and the other two characters don't keep on talking

    • @denellelloyd1280
      @denellelloyd1280 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂im there with you😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @toshiroyamada2443
      @toshiroyamada2443 3 роки тому +4

      Let's just hope they dont keep talking to eachother when the stream ends.

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 3 роки тому +1

      @@toshiroyamada2443 Underrated comment lol

    • @Jon4270
      @Jon4270 Рік тому

      Yeah, this one was compelling. :)

    • @TheTwilightBong
      @TheTwilightBong 4 місяці тому

      That happened to me, so funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @praevasc4299
    @praevasc4299 5 років тому +206

    GENIUS! they wasted more than 3 hours and they've never realized they've been baited. THIS is much better than those scambaiters who just reveal themselves and curse at the scammers, because this genuinely makes the scammers life hard without engaging in an arms race where they improve their techniques.

    • @christina5kids16grands
      @christina5kids16grands 4 роки тому +11

      @Dustin Reid commenting a year later...he reveals rarely these days. But the rest of the world know and somehow it’s even more rewarding.

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 3 роки тому +4

      Disagree. Feels unsatisfying when there's no reveal.

    • @vidjagameenjoyer
      @vidjagameenjoyer 3 роки тому +11

      Revealing is pointless. Better they think they tried so hard and failed. Maybe they will rethink their life choices.

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 3 роки тому +10

      @@AppleOfThineEye Maybe for you the viewer, but you're missing the bigger picture. Revealing makes them want to scam MORE, because it makes them hate Americans MORE. It makes them think "I am justified in this, because I'm doing it to jerks." But if they keep failing against old people, they being to hate THEMSELVES. "Why do I fail at this? Why is this so hard?" And that makes them more likely to quit or do us all a favor and be depressed.

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 3 роки тому +2

      @@becominghero9754 Heavy disagree, and don't tell me I'm "missing the bigger picture."
      Maybe I'd have explained my viewpoint, but after a patronizing statement like that, piss off. Muted.

  • @clamslug
    @clamslug 5 років тому +159

    The acting in this was so good I was expecting the bank guy to continue talking to Gloria after the scammer hung up

    • @Dynoids
      @Dynoids 4 роки тому +6

      Its amazing in some videos because he does exactly that

  • @ddranimestyle
    @ddranimestyle 5 років тому +298

    "Just say yes or no?"
    "Yes or no?"
    "Great." LOL

  • @ryanm8835
    @ryanm8835 5 років тому +277

    “Are you still there honey?”
    Scammer: “yes I’m still here honey”

    • @higgs135
      @higgs135 5 років тому +12

      Scammy money honey

    • @svinjamaria
      @svinjamaria 5 років тому +9

      Granny: “Hey that was my line!!!!”

  • @willk7184
    @willk7184 4 роки тому +33

    "Invest in a CD? I don't know, I mean I've heard of DVD's .. and I remember floppy disks ..." LOL classic!

    • @JLAPhillips
      @JLAPhillips 4 роки тому +1

      This one was classic, I cracked up I love this guy

    • @m.b.3916
      @m.b.3916 4 роки тому

      Hi twin

  • @scragar
    @scragar 5 років тому +424

    I love all the jokes put into this stuff, the crazy maths to prove you're human, the label under the bank name(causing agro since '92 and putting all your eggs in one basket), the account numbers (1337, 6969), the fact you write AARP everywhere(which is a well known anti-scam organisation), it's just beautiful and I can't believe no one figures it out.

    • @nathan6807
      @nathan6807 5 років тому +41

      also "inspecting the elements so you don't have to" i nearly died lmao

    • @curiousabout1
      @curiousabout1 5 років тому +16

      Dude! L. R. Jenkins Financial... LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS! lol this guy is too good

    • @fluffigverbimmelt
      @fluffigverbimmelt 5 років тому +1

      How about "hunter2" as a passwort? Classic 4chan

    • @thomapple
      @thomapple 5 років тому +3

      Everyone figured it out, it's just that you are the only one who feels the need to explain the joke thinking you are so smart

    • @Cicada3773
      @Cicada3773 5 років тому +2

      Omg the crazy math is so funny 😂

  • @Fee212
    @Fee212 5 років тому +212

    The distressing things are that these maggots are rude, scream obscenities and swear at this "old lady," while robbing her of her life savings.

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 5 років тому +17

      I feel so bad for Gloria, having all this money scammed from her all the time. I don't know how Kitboga can laugh at her pain. You heard her on the toilet... she has so many problems and keeps an upbeat attitude the whole time.

    • @drwoo6090
      @drwoo6090 5 років тому +6

      flagmichael shes a hero! 😉

    • @Schona110
      @Schona110 3 роки тому

      💯 they are maggots.

  • @fan.80s_90s
    @fan.80s_90s 5 років тому +181

    Scammer fighting with other scammer for $ 1 equal to RS 70.

  • @prod.hxrford3896
    @prod.hxrford3896 5 років тому +51

    Kit as a bank employee is the funniest character of them all

  • @ttv_mister_vic467
    @ttv_mister_vic467 5 років тому +61

    "If there's one thing I've learned from my grandson, it's that you gotta catch 'em all!" LOL

  • @nickv4073
    @nickv4073 5 років тому +180

    That was epic. For a scammer to invest that much time, it gives me hope that its getting harder and they are running out of potential victims.

    • @w1tchmom
      @w1tchmom 5 років тому +8

      We can only hope

    • @lsedanolg
      @lsedanolg 5 років тому +2

      Teerrrrriiiiiiiiiiimachichhuuuuuuut

    • @veryonlineman
      @veryonlineman 5 років тому +13

      @tone167 I worked as a telemarketer for a few days. While most of those people aren't pleasant individuals, some of them are just down on their luck people who really dont fit anywhere else and they have no choice but to keep doing it. No need to degrade them

    • @alansas4569
      @alansas4569 5 років тому +4

      Dinesh Siwakoti low life shit bags that’s what they are😡😡

    • @veryonlineman
      @veryonlineman 5 років тому +9

      @@alansas4569 what else do you do when you're an unemployable junkie with no skill or motivation? Telemarketing companies welcome these people with open arms

  • @TheLastLostContinent
    @TheLastLostContinent 5 років тому +511

    You should upload the one when you “bought” the scooter on Amazon. That was pretty fun, even the scammers laughed, yet they thought it was completely real.

    • @birdhouseman104
      @birdhouseman104 5 років тому +16

      Yeah that was a great one :D I think he usually uploads them a few weeks after they happened.

    • @fibbintiggins2858
      @fibbintiggins2858 5 років тому +27

      That was the best one I've seen in a long time. He needs to upload it for sure

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 5 років тому +6

      Would you remember which stream that was in please? I'd love to check it out!

    • @birdhouseman104
      @birdhouseman104 5 років тому +10

      It was last night's stream... I believe the last call.

    • @Redge.
      @Redge. 5 років тому +1

      That gave me all of the LULs

  • @danhoad
    @danhoad 5 років тому +164

    Had my first ever scam phone call the other day and after watching your videos for the past few months I was able to keep him on the phone for an hour. An hour of his time he's not spending trying to scam anyone else. He was saying he needed a one off fee to keep my Internet line from being disconnected. He even managed to correctly guess the provider so you can easily imagine someone falling for this.
    You're a genius sir, keep doing what you're doing.

    • @IrishAnnie
      @IrishAnnie 5 років тому +4

      danhoad I had them call from the fake Social Security and I was going to be arrested. I pretended to freak out....then I said “OMG! The door bell just rang. I hope it’s not the police! Close call....It was Amazon.” I talked for about 30 minutes. Then I let him have it.

    • @randomstuff-qu7sh
      @randomstuff-qu7sh 4 роки тому +2

      I got the scam call "you won a government grant!". Naturally, its an advance fee scam (they promise a big payout, but you have to pay up a smaller sum first), but I wasted a good 30 minutes of his time making him try to tell me which of my grant applications was accepted before I finally shot him down by telling him exactly why he was full of manure.

    • @JLAPhillips
      @JLAPhillips 4 роки тому +1

      That happened to me, I almost fell for it. They can be very convincing and It was about 8 years ago...idk how long this guy has been on UA-cam but I'm glad you watched him when you did.

    • @carolgeorgeson9632
      @carolgeorgeson9632 2 роки тому

      That's cool just becareful because KIT said they can still all your bank info if your not careful..have a great day!

  • @TARALEKTRO
    @TARALEKTRO 5 років тому +59

    “They were using an Alien like language”

  • @pablogfmovil
    @pablogfmovil 5 років тому +30

    This guy makes other scammer-trolling youtubers look like amateurs, he is in a whole new level of script and real time improvisation XD

  • @1912RamblerFan01
    @1912RamblerFan01 5 років тому +558

    "Your account is being locked in the next five minutes due to suspected fraud. We did find trace elements of blood in your Toyota Corolla off the south border of Texas." I lost it at that line... 14:40

    • @bobicabayo
      @bobicabayo 5 років тому +13

      South border of THE texas

    • @claudiobeachball
      @claudiobeachball 5 років тому

      💀 That line sent me

    • @Dominiqueuqinimod
      @Dominiqueuqinimod 4 роки тому +1

      1912RamblerFan01 My Mom got a call like that and thought it was hilarious.

    • @Manzanahh
      @Manzanahh 4 роки тому

      i need chest paddles bro!

  • @Barbara-zu4pl
    @Barbara-zu4pl 5 років тому +228

    You never break character. That is the genius of Kitboga. Keep running these fools ragged. 🤑💖🙋

  • @travismartin2379
    @travismartin2379 5 років тому +67

    It’s great when you introduce multiple personalities. They get so pissed.

  • @scottgraham6045
    @scottgraham6045 5 років тому +68

    This is an automated voicemail for *Gloreeuh*

    • @apitt1103
      @apitt1103 3 роки тому

      Came for this comment

  • @palindont9238
    @palindont9238 5 років тому +28

    You are a genius. The hold music part was hilarious and for you to just come up with that is crazy. Improv master.

  • @DavidWonn
    @DavidWonn 5 років тому +807

    The scammers are using McDonald’s drive thru speakers now?
    Would you like fries with that?

    • @DBR00
      @DBR00 5 років тому +25

      I"ll just pull around to the first window. Thanks.

    • @probablynotabigtoe9407
      @probablynotabigtoe9407 5 років тому +10

      The microphones are made out of recycled materials... caveman loincloth makes excellent microphone.

    • @TobeyFairre7861
      @TobeyFairre7861 5 років тому +8

      Whopper! Whopper no onion!

    • @shanaepraystoo
      @shanaepraystoo 5 років тому +5

      I just laughed so hard at this comment.

    • @dessertlimbo
      @dessertlimbo 5 років тому +5

      They'd probably even scam you for the fries

  • @Doyledeth
    @Doyledeth 5 років тому +213

    "You're behaving like a greedy person!"
    Ok, heavily accented, "Nick Johnson."

    • @virgingrandpa1920
      @virgingrandpa1920 5 років тому +4

      This is gold. Two scammers yelling at each other is gold! LOVING IT!

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 роки тому

      BECAUSE indians

  • @lehighguy1
    @lehighguy1 5 років тому +39

    The pot calling the kettle black--"They are scammers!" I love it when scammers fight each other!

  • @clunk42
    @clunk42 5 років тому +57

    L.R. Jenkins Financial: The most honest bank.

  • @fanstalingibs5585
    @fanstalingibs5585 4 роки тому +73

    "g Lo riAH"
    -oh my god id love to have Africa as my hold music

  • @hi55us2
    @hi55us2 5 років тому +193

    "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never help me"

  • @moodkoop
    @moodkoop 5 років тому +39

    I love how the bank guy and the granny have a whole conversation while her son is just confused

  • @mrnat3058
    @mrnat3058 5 років тому +353

    Indian son to his American mother: "Yes Gloria what is your eye color?"

  • @maverick627uk
    @maverick627uk 2 роки тому +3

    Pure comedy genius when the bank managers say "Is anyone sweating right now?" and grandma with no hesitation say "Yes". The important thing though is the scammer will never gain the time wasted back, and lets hope the message spreads to those most vulnerable top these trypes of scams. Great work Kit as always 👍

    • @joshymcdaniel9233
      @joshymcdaniel9233 2 роки тому +2

      Sadly it probably makes them more desperate’
      The entire “scam” is so absurd Even if you’re elderly if you have 1oz of logic you’d be like what a min….
      They always say “listen to your elders”
      “The older you get the wiser you get” I guess those were all lies’ 😂😂
      It is sad for any that legit fall for it…. I just don’t see how anyone could’

  • @yiannifunataoldotcom
    @yiannifunataoldotcom 5 років тому +12

    Man, you really got talent. You are so brilliant. You create characters and stories out of thin air, like magic! I'm so impressed with you!
    Keep it up!!!

  • @watsonwrote
    @watsonwrote 5 років тому +22

    This is an incredible display of acting, improv, and comedy. The math captchas, the flawless role switching--all of it was sooooo good

  • @mattyboyanderson
    @mattyboyanderson 5 років тому +76

    Dude your back-and-forth voice changing (including mic effect) is eerie in its proficiency

  • @Sapphire-Sky
    @Sapphire-Sky 5 років тому +48

    The award for best performance in "Screwing with a scammer" goes to....... Kitboga!🏆Brilliant as always!👍❤👍

  • @julsie3195
    @julsie3195 5 років тому +109

    "He ran avay vith our money"
    "How could they do that?"
    "I DoN'T kNoW VhY dEY Do0 DAT"

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 роки тому

      BECAUSE indians

  • @yanabanana5086
    @yanabanana5086 3 роки тому +4

    "You're behaving like a greedy person" - scammer

  • @youtbe999
    @youtbe999 5 років тому +401

    This actually deserves an Oscar for this performance, not the crap that hollywood puts out these days.

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 5 років тому

      youtbe999 Green Book is still raw.

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 5 років тому +5

      I have to agree - this one is a whole different level. The criminal on the other end will never be able to get that 3 1/2 hours out of his mind.

    • @spiffy9746
      @spiffy9746 5 років тому +1

      DoctorWeeTodd anything should have won over Green Book

  • @golux-57
    @golux-57 5 років тому +52

    "Your business is moderately important to us...." I lost it at that point!! :-)

  • @piratzareidiotz
    @piratzareidiotz 5 років тому +59

    Always grateful when the bank uses the paper towel sweat test for fraud protection. Never fails to catch a scammer!

    • @randomstuff-qu7sh
      @randomstuff-qu7sh 4 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately, the paper towel sweat test has been terminated because its not environmentally friendly. Now, the fraud department has you open the bank app and touch your phone screen to your forehead. The app will photograph the residue left behind and analyze the exact quantity of sweat.

  • @Haloinjurycare
    @Haloinjurycare 2 роки тому +2

    It is shocking how Kit keeps all the stories straight, accents, coding, graphics, improv. So well done!

  • @lilithhecate9922
    @lilithhecate9922 5 років тому +10

    By far my favorite. It is interesting to see the way they act when dealing with people other than the target. They must be really disillusioned with the way things are in the US.

  • @jadoyon
    @jadoyon 5 років тому +273

    "They were speaking some Indian type of languages" says the guy with the Indian accent

    • @Anne-mj5xm
      @Anne-mj5xm 5 років тому +21

      Jarad Doyon he said ‘alien’ not ‘indian’

  • @DocBelle2
    @DocBelle2 5 років тому +100

    I feel scammed because they let Gloria renew her blockbuster card but they cut mine off years ago lol. Maybe a nice person will call and give me a refund for my blockbuster card.

    • @jessecollin4486
      @jessecollin4486 5 років тому +15

      Laura Feldsteen I can help you with a blockbuster refund Madame.

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 5 років тому +7

      dotn listen to him, he ran away with our customer database and trey to scam our customers, only listen to me.
      i can help you with your refund

    • @asherdevin
      @asherdevin 5 років тому +1

      No no no, listen to me ma'am. Ma'am! MA'AM!? Listen to me! Let me do the refund! I can get you a monogrammed microwave!

    • @cyborgraptor1778
      @cyborgraptor1778 5 років тому

      To be fair, there is still one Blockbuster left in Bend, Oregon

  • @quirkyredpanda7201
    @quirkyredpanda7201 5 років тому +53

    When the scammer pretended to be the son I gasped out loud.

    • @poppyinjapan2710
      @poppyinjapan2710 4 роки тому +3

      Quirky RedPanda Right?! How could he possibly think he’d get away with it if it was a real bank?

    • @heidiheaux7007
      @heidiheaux7007 3 роки тому +2

      @@poppyinjapan2710 He seemed to think that even with his thick accent, saying “all right” a bunch of times made him sound authoritative. 😂😂😂

  • @manuelluna216
    @manuelluna216 2 роки тому +2

    I don't even answer my phone when it says scam likely.

  • @flux6472
    @flux6472 5 років тому +336

    Do you know Hindi? if not we need someone who does, then have them translate it and add in subs that would be awesome

    • @hackerherald
      @hackerherald 5 років тому +13

      Brandon Bourg can do

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 5 років тому +13

      @@hackerherald please do

    • @joelrodriguez9099
      @joelrodriguez9099 5 років тому

      ㅛ데

    • @cyclonecyclops4211
      @cyclonecyclops4211 5 років тому +132

      Just a bunch of swear words about indulging in coitus with each other's mothers and sisters.And the quintessential diss suggesting his mother is a lady of the night.Its Yo Mamma ! Indian season.

    • @joelrodriguez9099
      @joelrodriguez9099 5 років тому +2

      @@cyclonecyclops4211 lmao

  • @proREFbrder
    @proREFbrder 5 років тому +318

    "Momm" please tell him your account number"
    "I'm not your mother!"
    "#$@!"
    Omfg did that guy actually think that would work in a real situation? Dude that was amazing!

    • @PSYInform
      @PSYInform 4 роки тому +3

      I'm your father.

    • @yxnsoong735
      @yxnsoong735 4 роки тому +2

      @@PSYInform NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 роки тому +4

      BECAUSE indians

    • @kamilszczepaniak2427
      @kamilszczepaniak2427 3 роки тому +1

      @@KL005 i bet u are from future and this is message we will understand after a couple years

  • @evilubuntu9001
    @evilubuntu9001 5 років тому +428

    The hold music is...Toto? I want to switch banks ASAP! 😭😭

    • @shiftyfiftyonefifty4511
      @shiftyfiftyonefifty4511 5 років тому +19

      "I bless the rains down in Africa"🎶

    • @DavidWonn
      @DavidWonn 5 років тому +32

      Toto's Hold the Line would be perfectly appropriate.

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 років тому +13

      🎼It's not in the way you defraud me,
      It's not in the way you claim to care,🎵
      It's not in the way you've been cheating my friends,
      It's not in the way that you lied to the end...🎶

    • @DavidWonn
      @DavidWonn 5 років тому +8

      Paul Hubble ... Hold the Line!
      Scammers always waste your time!
      Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

    • @apocalypse_frau
      @apocalypse_frau 5 років тому

      David Wonn Perfect

  • @Barbara-zu4pl
    @Barbara-zu4pl 5 років тому +97

    I heard a rumour that Gloria stole from Edna at bingo, no more pecan sandies are exchanging hands. I'm sad. 🤦

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 5 років тому +4

      scriti ` ....I've got a secret for you......it was the same pecan sandys that were exchanged time after time....the same exact cookies....they are about 6 years old.....if someone dares to eat one that'll be the green apple two step of a lifetime!

    • @Barbara-zu4pl
      @Barbara-zu4pl 5 років тому +1

      @@remlatzargonix1329 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @debbiep8260
      @debbiep8260 5 років тому +1

      Remlat Zargonix That’ll mean another trip to the bathroom for Gloria. 😄😆🤣😂

    • @daxhopkins7312
      @daxhopkins7312 5 років тому +1

      @@debbiep8260 but this one won't be such a short trip, or sound.

  • @sixstanger00
    @sixstanger00 5 років тому +71

    I love how as soon as the scammer starts talking to the "bank" he introduces himself as as "Jack Mayweather" (as if he's Gloria's husband) and responds to Gloria's "Are you still there, honey?" with, "Yes, I'm here honey." LOL

  • @XSpik5
    @XSpik5 5 років тому +11

    I've seen a few of these videos, but this is the one that made me realize this guy is on a different level. It takes skill to switch back and forth like that without screwing up.

  • @Flyingcar100
    @Flyingcar100 5 років тому +26

    I loved that you got the bank on the phone. Playing two characters at once!

  • @ioanasingureanu
    @ioanasingureanu 5 років тому +37

    "Say 'yes' or 'no'!" Gloria: "Yes or no!"

  • @Amethystar
    @Amethystar 5 років тому +26

    Thank you for making their jobs absolutely not worthwhile, without stooping to their level. I loved listening to this steam and can't wait for more!

  • @michaelemerson9515
    @michaelemerson9515 4 роки тому +13

    This channel is amazing! Needs some translation and subtitles tho to complete this masterpiece

  • @vickyjacobs9680
    @vickyjacobs9680 3 роки тому +1

    PISSING MYSELF THE WHOLE VIDEO .. LMAO Great One Kitboga (Again).

  • @ethangreenlee7576
    @ethangreenlee7576 5 років тому +211

    Having the worst day at work man. Just seeing the notification made me feel better.

    • @Goosecabooseee
      @Goosecabooseee 5 років тому +3

      where do u work at dude

    • @skinchen
      @skinchen 5 років тому +15

      I hope the rest of your day goes better!

    • @xeldinn86
      @xeldinn86 5 років тому +2

      it's almost Friday!

    • @cloudywon
      @cloudywon 5 років тому +5

      Everything will be alright bro
      Keep your head up

    • @ethangreenlee7576
      @ethangreenlee7576 5 років тому +1

      @@Goosecabooseee I work at a mental hospital

  • @saulobento4405
    @saulobento4405 5 років тому +130

    ""LET ME TELL YOU""" -Every Scammer in the World

    • @saulobento4405
      @saulobento4405 5 років тому +2

      Of course, sir/maam. I will check the security on your device in order to protect your IP and your bank details. Can you please spell you account password?

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 5 років тому +1

      @Honeysuckle Blossom each and everything
      One moment
      Okay sir
      Let me show you

    • @KC9UDX
      @KC9UDX 4 роки тому

      LISTEN TO ME!

    • @TheRubinre
      @TheRubinre 4 роки тому

      Also, "let me explain YOU"...

    • @carbonmonoxide5052
      @carbonmonoxide5052 4 роки тому

      “LET ME SAY YOU” is another classic.

  • @peterking2651
    @peterking2651 5 років тому +79

    “Your Business is moderately important to us”. ROFL..... Well you kinda of have a good day.

  • @lennyjay8390
    @lennyjay8390 5 років тому +25

    7:20
    "FRTTNNNOPDTTRUUTTZZZTBDNTR"
    Gloria: "Yes.. now I can hear you"

  • @wg815
    @wg815 4 роки тому +14

    “For Gloria” lol 💀😂

  • @apocalypse_frau
    @apocalypse_frau 5 років тому +66

    Kitboga-eroding the unethical scammer’s psyche one laugh at a time. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @310BPM
      @310BPM 5 років тому

      do ethical scammers exist??

  • @jz8112
    @jz8112 5 років тому +31

    This is the best video you ever did. Hands down. Going back and forth between characters. Been following you for a year!

  • @danielluber209
    @danielluber209 5 років тому +19

    That was Fantastic!! You did a great job switching characters!! You took this to a whole new level of getting these scummy scammers to surface to the top. Great Great Job!!

  • @Lee-Leee
    @Lee-Leee 5 років тому +13

    What scares me is that these scammers might have children of their own. Imagine dad's desk job at deception.

  • @WolfGoddess77
    @WolfGoddess77 5 років тому +12

    Well, there's the fraud, right there! She has a Blockbuster charge!

  • @buddhistsympathizer1136
    @buddhistsympathizer1136 5 років тому +7

    Man . . . you are taking scam-baiting to a whole new level - Excellent! :)

  • @Thomashisacount
    @Thomashisacount 5 років тому +15

    Wow, you are really in your element. It's almost scary!

  • @Samsohecanpost
    @Samsohecanpost 5 років тому +37

    Please upload the one where Jeb is driving to Walmart and gets lost in the woods, one of my favorites!

    • @heather91582
      @heather91582 5 років тому +2

      Watching that live was magic!

  • @stableianF1oracle
    @stableianF1oracle 3 роки тому +13

    You deserve your own TV show ... Still giggling from the unplugged printer episode 😆😀😁

  • @OlivierPlusquellec
    @OlivierPlusquellec 5 років тому +19

    You’re so good at improvisation it's so fun to watch!

  • @campyhub
    @campyhub 5 років тому +98

    Fixed Rate War Bond. I've held this baby since I was a riveter in WWII. It's paid 2.1% coupon since 1943. LOLOL...

    • @grimly105
      @grimly105 5 років тому +3

      Hugo Hackenbush L.R Jenkins is legit the greatest bank in the world.

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 5 років тому +2

      Hugo Hackenbush ...sadly, USA bonds longest life is about 30 years, so if you have still been receiving coupons since the longest bond would have been redeemed, in 1975, then you are doing well.
      Also, given today's interest rates, 2.1% coupons, on us government debt, doesn't look too bad.

  • @thisisthefoxe
    @thisisthefoxe 5 років тому +107

    Scammer: "Yes I have been logging onto her account"
    Also Scamer, literally 10 seconds later: "I don't have the account number" xDD

    • @KL005
      @KL005 3 роки тому +2

      Because indians

  • @ZeldaGX
    @ZeldaGX 5 років тому +50

    "If there's one thing I learned from my grandson, it's that you gotta catch 'em all." -Kitboga (as Edna) 2019.

  • @djb6313
    @djb6313 5 років тому +14

    Wow. The heartless con men working to bilk this old lady (they believe it’s an old lady) is disgusting. How is it that humanity has this kind of slime breathing.

  • @tiptowing
    @tiptowing 4 роки тому +10

    When the scammer said he’s Jack Mayweather lol I laughed the hardest

  • @isettech
    @isettech 5 років тому +23

    Brilliant security question. Account balance... LOL. Wonder what his heart rate reached.

  • @peterbrown6224
    @peterbrown6224 5 років тому +17

    This is surreal. Well done.
    But "pennies in the dollar" - I'd give my right arm for that.

  • @amyb4381
    @amyb4381 5 років тому +9

    Haa, I loved this call! Kitboga, u are so quick-witted and good at playing different characters within the same call. And I also enjoy it when u laugh at the scammers. 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @kenyagonzalez1072
    @kenyagonzalez1072 4 роки тому +7

    I literally hate how much these scammers say “like” I cannot express how annoying it is

    • @SevenEllen
      @SevenEllen 4 роки тому

      I agree, but that's ironic, as misusing the word "literally" is extremely annoying too. :)

  • @venomsorceress
    @venomsorceress 5 років тому +16

    "GLOOORIA"
    🤣 That really sounded like Groundskeeper Willy

    • @ericfeick4270
      @ericfeick4270 5 років тому

      Who is groundskeeper Willy?

    • @mothsarecool432
      @mothsarecool432 5 років тому

      @@ericfeick4270 he's from the Simpsons

    • @yxnsoong735
      @yxnsoong735 4 роки тому +1

      @@mothsarecool432 yeah, it did kinda sound Scottish....