Scammers Expected $2,000 -They Watch Me Spend It (Part 1)

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  • @jillsauder8340
    @jillsauder8340 4 роки тому +1539

    My 80 year-old mother-in-law called me the other day, telling me the Geek Squad was on the other phone, wanting to give her a refund, and wanting to get on her computer to give it to her. Thanks to watching your videos, I recognized that scam immediately and explained to her exactly how it worked. Thankfully, she believed me and hung up on them. Thank you so much, Kitboga! You are helping so many people.

    • @GoatyHerps
      @GoatyHerps 4 роки тому +106

      @urbex2007 - Your attempt at cynicism is a miserable failure.

    • @GoatyHerps
      @GoatyHerps 4 роки тому +16

      @zighh #wetAndUncircumcised - See? Now I understand what he was trying to say. Good job. But his comment is still wrong and very poorly expressed. Lol

    • @kialljacobs8331
      @kialljacobs8331 4 роки тому +3

      @Queen Of My Castle 😂😂😂😂

    • @joshuaedwards6692
      @joshuaedwards6692 4 роки тому +12

      @urbex2007 I hope you aren't interested in a future in psychology.

    • @gtd1783
      @gtd1783 4 роки тому +8

      Cody S. He's probably 12. Look at his username.

  • @greatbriton8425
    @greatbriton8425 4 роки тому +753

    "You keep inter- ... You keep in- ... You keep interrup - ... You keep inter - ... You keep - ... You keep interrupti - "
    Exquisite!

  • @petecorbin9606
    @petecorbin9606 4 роки тому +814

    WHen driving to Target or wallmart, you should "see" a fast food place and stop for food and ask him if he wants anything.

    • @mal7408
      @mal7408 4 роки тому +5

      Pete Corbin apparently it’s wallmart now

    • @davehebert3403
      @davehebert3403 4 роки тому +59

      Man, there's all kinda things he can do and say. I'm being pulled over by the cops. I have to stop at a gas station to use the restroom and make fart noises, etc. The list goes on and on :D

    • @davehebert3403
      @davehebert3403 4 роки тому +36

      Oh, and he can listen to some REALLY crappy music on the way as well, just for good measure :D. He could also make some fake pictures of some really-hot chicks using AI, set it as the background picture, and say that they are his/her granddaughters and ask if they'd like a date with them, since they live in NYC, which would be close to New Jersey and so forth. Man, I'm a software engineer, and I thought about doing what he's doing, but don't have the time, unfortunately. Rock on, Kit! :D

    • @davehebert3403
      @davehebert3403 4 роки тому +11

      Saw a TED talk on Google doing an AI that can make you sound like anyone, such as the president, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and so forth. Maybe you could add that to your arsenal as well. LOL! It could even make you sound like the guys you are recording :D.

    • @davehebert3403
      @davehebert3403 4 роки тому +9

      "I'm being pulled over by the cops!" And then you could add, "I'm being arrested for driving without a drivers license! I knew I should have waited for my daughter! See what you did!" :D. When they say you're talking too much, say this: "Yeah, I get that way sometimes. My kids like to say I have a LOT of 'loose vowel movements' :D."

  • @Sineadbrazil
    @Sineadbrazil 4 роки тому +625

    the "return form" being a notepad is killing me

    • @srghot18
      @srghot18 4 роки тому +29

      Agreed. The whole "a form will pop up soon" and it's a note pad

    • @biggirldances
      @biggirldances 4 роки тому +34

      51444 and then they just tell him to type “submit” at the end. 😂

    • @JohnnyCage4Real
      @JohnnyCage4Real 4 роки тому +13

      @@biggirldances seems legit 😁😆

    • @Ritziey
      @Ritziey 4 роки тому +8

      @@biggirldances 🥴 this is the highest level stuff 🥴

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 4 роки тому +7

      What do you mean it’s so professional 🥴

  • @lee_hyorin
    @lee_hyorin 4 роки тому +351

    20:53
    Scammer: "Don't talk to me. Listen to me whatever I tell you"
    Kit: Who died and made you king??
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @scottsmith4315
      @scottsmith4315 3 роки тому +8

      Don’t talk? Fine! Goodbye. I guess I’m 4K richer!

  • @ChefMimsy
    @ChefMimsy 4 роки тому +2248

    I'm always amazed at how entitled these guys act. They make the assumption that all Americans are wealthy and for some reason that means Americans owe them whatever they can scam out of them. It's pretty hard not to feel joy at their rage upon realizing they're getting what they deserve; notafuckinthing.

    • @captain_kadaver
      @captain_kadaver 4 роки тому +202

      Those Scams are by no means limited to the USA, but it's true that they ironically see their "profession" as legitimate. It's great to see people fighting back though

    • @pokerbeast6402
      @pokerbeast6402 4 роки тому +60

      Id be like that to becuase kit acts like how my mom acts on the phone when she needs me to explain electronics to her, she keeps talking and I keep telling her to shut up so I can explain it and it's frustrating af

    • @J_Lynn
      @J_Lynn 4 роки тому +72

      dawn break true. In my first apartment, all of my neighbors were jobless, on welfare with a bunch of kids, complaining about how the government doesn't pay them enough. It's definitely not exclusive to India... I think those welfare junkies would be too lazy to work a scam, though...

    • @chrissmith6097
      @chrissmith6097 4 роки тому +90

      we all live rent free in LynnJustLynn’s head while he has to pay a premium for his own thoughts. It’s a great deal, I recommend it to all freeloaders

    • @kalmah456
      @kalmah456 4 роки тому +14

      We don't give a shit about your issues with your mother.

  • @RBG9000
    @RBG9000 4 роки тому +584

    Paraphrased translations
    6:26 "cant hear anything"
    8:34 "dumb b*****"
    11:36 both of them trying to figure out how to install remote pc, while swearing
    19:32 "dont hang up"
    22:51 "she keeps talking nonsense" (also a lot of swearing)
    35:35 " she is talking to customer care about how there are no cards"
    46:09 "she'll kill me!" (a phrase used when one is fed up)

    • @sydneydinks
      @sydneydinks 4 роки тому +23

      Thank you :D

    • @Xypher8691
      @Xypher8691 4 роки тому +57

      Thanks. Kit needs to have you subtitle his vids.

    • @zoeesmith11
      @zoeesmith11 4 роки тому +32

      PickledTugBoat I would love to have subtitles for both languages just because it helps me follow along

    • @wendywonka2925
      @wendywonka2925 4 роки тому +3

      Thank you ji!

    • @lovelaugh7299
      @lovelaugh7299 4 роки тому +4

      Are you embarrassed by ur fellow brothers scamming us privileged people ?

  • @jessicaslater4243
    @jessicaslater4243 4 роки тому +244

    I completely lost my shit when he said "That's what we're gonna go with?" and the scammer completely misinterpreted it thanks to the language barrier.

  • @JESUSISKING77742
    @JESUSISKING77742 4 роки тому +610

    I love how they expect you to go to walmart and buy gift cards while they yell and cuss you out lol

    • @tracy4957
      @tracy4957 4 роки тому +45

      I seriously don't know how anyone falls for it.

    • @ruefbd6376
      @ruefbd6376 4 роки тому +43

      @@tracy4957 Usually only old clueless people. Sad reality

    • @inditaavila3697
      @inditaavila3697 4 роки тому +7

      Absolutely scammers nothing else they want the money not moral's not values nothing just money they going to hell devil

    • @arizonaranger798
      @arizonaranger798 4 роки тому +31

      @@tracy4957 its a scare tactic, they tell them theyll call the cops or wipe theyre bank acct, lock the pc, ect.

    • @debmccafferty1007
      @debmccafferty1007 3 роки тому +35

      @@arizonaranger798 they will put them behind the bars.

  • @fizwizzle1989
    @fizwizzle1989 4 роки тому +239

    They have such a short fuse lol. I wonder if there’s a way to avoid the yelling / swearing etc even if you fully comply. It seems that as they’re reading the script if you say any word at all (even if they asked you a question) their brains explode.

    • @yfs9035
      @yfs9035 4 роки тому +9

      They are agro because of all the speed they sound to be on

    • @HighLordSythen
      @HighLordSythen 4 роки тому +13

      30 year old children.

    • @n000d13s
      @n000d13s 4 роки тому +23

      NPCs often run into computing errors when they encounter the unknown.

    • @FoxCunt
      @FoxCunt 3 роки тому +5

      @@n000d13s even oblivion npcs were better coded!

  • @morpheuslordofoneiroi3293
    @morpheuslordofoneiroi3293 4 роки тому +1263

    I love your "Just wait a Moment" Intro and "We're not Bros" Outro. Never change it. It's the best I've ever heard.

    • @x.v3n0m.x
      @x.v3n0m.x 4 роки тому +13

      Bob Newby, Lord of Newbs I agree 🤣

    • @pamelaraney4654
      @pamelaraney4654 4 роки тому +26

      Bob Newby, Lord of Newbs I wish he would sell ringtones of these

    • @lalalalamm
      @lalalalamm 4 роки тому +32

      I also really enjoy "Click on run" LOL

    • @TerraMarie34
      @TerraMarie34 4 роки тому +3

      He didn’t use the outro 😫

    • @zefultimateflex4360
      @zefultimateflex4360 4 роки тому

      Bob Newby, Lord of Newbs “Click on Run”...”Click on Run”

  • @williamferguson8543
    @williamferguson8543 4 роки тому +166

    Interrupting the scammer when he’s telling you to stop interrupting...classic!

    • @TimmmTim
      @TimmmTim 2 роки тому +2

      Never gets old! 😂

  • @trieshardgaming
    @trieshardgaming 4 роки тому +272

    You're my favorite youtuber right now. You're so funny and I'm pretty sure the spirit of an 87 year old woman lives within you.

    • @fatcat7657
      @fatcat7657 4 роки тому +24

      He's clever and very moral, he never loses his temper with these scumbags and he said in one video that he doesn't like when they swear to God that they are telling the truth, that says something about his character to me. He funny as **** too. Kitboga is my favorite you tuber at the moment too

    • @Jeff-lu9wi
      @Jeff-lu9wi 4 роки тому +1

      totally agree !!

    • @heyitsjustjacob5308
      @heyitsjustjacob5308 4 роки тому +7

      Check out his twitch channel

    • @nickcobb865
      @nickcobb865 4 роки тому +5

      @@fatcat7657 yeah he is a straight arrow for sure

    • @tdcfc
      @tdcfc 4 роки тому +1

      You should watch the stream then. It's a lot more fun to interact with everyone there livem

  • @DameGevMedia
    @DameGevMedia 3 роки тому +38

    I’m crying laughing at the scammer frantically clicking back through and removing things from the basket when Kits already “redeemed” the imaginary gift card 😭😭😭😭😭 while Kit just rambles on about vanilla products

  • @TheShrilltv
    @TheShrilltv 4 роки тому +387

    Scammer: "WhY aRe YoU mAkInG mE gO nUtS?"
    Kitboga: "That sounds like a you problem."
    LMAOOOO

  • @realquadmoo
    @realquadmoo 4 роки тому +750

    It’s so funny how easily they rage

    • @paranoia0like0hell
      @paranoia0like0hell 4 роки тому +28

      Considering they want like several thousend bucks from you they could be a bit more patient and friendly xD

    • @last9up
      @last9up 4 роки тому +22

      @B_ i think it's more about impressionable people. When they scream some people believe they did something wrong and want to "do the right thing" by doing what they say. Fuck these scammers.

    • @goosequillian
      @goosequillian 4 роки тому +4

      how EASILY they rage*

    • @anddudewaslike
      @anddudewaslike 4 роки тому +4

      @Cam the more the better. their rage feeds my soul

    • @StrikerFin
      @StrikerFin 4 роки тому +3

      Tom Conradson “How”

  • @Kelastris
    @Kelastris 4 роки тому +137

    "Lady, I'm trying to scam you and you're being REALLY RUDE"

  • @Lwsss933
    @Lwsss933 4 роки тому +37

    41:00 "yo cash me outside how bout dat" The fact that those guys had no idea what you just said made it 102% times better

  • @KarlaRei
    @KarlaRei 4 роки тому +88

    Kit: Hello?
    Scammer: HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!?
    I lost it.

  • @TSSYF
    @TSSYF 4 роки тому +418

    “Have you heard of IBS?”
    “Yes, my husband has it”
    I’m STILL laughing at that! 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @smudgesaysno524
      @smudgesaysno524 4 роки тому +6

      He should've described how bad gas can get with ibs 😂😂

    • @kialljacobs8331
      @kialljacobs8331 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rcannon273
      @rcannon273 4 роки тому +2

      Funny as shit from someone who actually has IBS

    • @mrrrrrrrrow
      @mrrrrrrrrow 4 роки тому +1

      Rylicia Cannon better go get off the internet and back on that toilet then huh bruh?

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes 4 роки тому +1

      @@mrrrrrrrrow How do you know he isn't on the toilet with his laptop

  • @0Smile0
    @0Smile0 4 роки тому +306

    Kitboga: "But this doesn't make any sense!"
    Scammers: "That's whY I'M tELLinG YOU!"
    Kitboga: "ok."

    • @tbtb7517
      @tbtb7517 4 роки тому +8

      you need to listen first

    • @marinazagrai1623
      @marinazagrai1623 4 роки тому +16

      0Smile...you don't need to think too much... don't interupt my scam!

    • @guyincognito5706
      @guyincognito5706 4 роки тому

      0Smile i will explain to you each and everything

  • @chazsneigan1802
    @chazsneigan1802 4 роки тому +86

    It amazes me how rude these guys are, especially when they are scamming and need the people to get them gift cards

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr 4 роки тому +29

    I love how he says one weird word and you buy $2000 worth of vanilla products

    • @auntiec6294
      @auntiec6294 3 роки тому +5

      What was the scammer saying anyway? Does anyone even know? 😄

  • @NaGleRageux
    @NaGleRageux 3 роки тому +30

    The timing of you starting to talk again at the exact same time he's trying to say something is so gold... I crack up every time at how depressed and helpful he sounds...

  • @amaze2n
    @amaze2n 4 роки тому +199

    This has gone beyond scambaiting and into legit performance art. I'm always amazed at how you are finding new ways to waste more of their time and energy and to keep us entertained. Amazing job!

  • @jennifergiuffre5475
    @jennifergiuffre5475 4 роки тому +228

    "DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH???"
    In the next breath, "I try to explain you all the time..."
    Classic. 😂

    • @aaron3733
      @aaron3733 4 роки тому

      Jennifer Giuffre 😂😂🤣❗️

    • @scammerweevil5487
      @scammerweevil5487 4 роки тому

      Cracks me up. XD

    • @christophersavignon4191
      @christophersavignon4191 4 роки тому

      And he's taking a lot of breaths to start with...

    • @marinazagrai1623
      @marinazagrai1623 4 роки тому

      Jennifer Giuffre...are you crazy? No one would stay on the line if they were screamed at as though they were toddlers (that's all kinds of wrong).

    • @jennifergiuffre5475
      @jennifergiuffre5475 4 роки тому +4

      @@marinazagrai1623 not sure what you mean? I was making fun of the scammer, not Kit. The scammer was screaming asking if they spoke English, meanwhile his English skills are atrocious. That's what I meant.

  • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
    @dont_harsh_my_mellow 4 роки тому +170

    It makes me mad when I think about all the people they actually managed to scare and scam.

    • @pokerbeast6402
      @pokerbeast6402 4 роки тому +9

      Well I will say, a blind man tipped me 78$ I said uh do u know what u gave me? He said "yes, and anyone who doesn't know what they are doing with their money doesn't deserve to have it"

    • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
      @dont_harsh_my_mellow 4 роки тому +12

      Poker Beast that’s not true. When someone is scared they will do whatever they feel is necessary. Let’s say someone had their computer hacked before they realized it is a scam. Imagine having vulnerable folks who are older and unaware of these things getting scammed and talked to like that. Idc that you have no empathy. I do.

    • @Jetashii
      @Jetashii 4 роки тому +5

      @Chris Ruiz My grandmother is 80 and never uses a computer, when she got a pop-up with a password stuck on her browser and a phone number saying her computer had virus' on her PC she didn't understand how websites work or what causes pop-ups she legitimately thought it was the computer giving her a pop-up, I can easily tell you're like 15 - 16 because I'm 20 and can easily understand how elders don't fully understand all the dynamics that go into the internet and PC, thank god I was in the room when my grandma had them on the line because I informed her and called those indians ni664rs and recommended they never called back to which, they didn't. You're a child and you grew up with computers older people didn't so don't assume everyone should know how they operate when some people haven't even touched a PC before.

    • @iknoukno6250
      @iknoukno6250 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jetashii well said.

    • @ko7302
      @ko7302 4 роки тому +1

      @@pokerbeast6402 if they are old its different. I work with the elderly they end up becoming similar to children sometimes. Would you say this about a child? It's a good point if you are a normal adult!

  • @sooshi836
    @sooshi836 4 роки тому +60

    The fact that it said *REFUND AMONUT* in the notepad and he didn’t call it out is on my mind

  • @LisaMcMedia
    @LisaMcMedia 4 роки тому +101

    "I AM NOT TRYING TO KIDDING WITH YOU!" I'm deceased.

  • @quino765
    @quino765 4 роки тому +410

    I love that the acronym for Second Community American Mutual is S.C.A.M.

    • @danielbdouglas
      @danielbdouglas 4 роки тому +52

      And his other "bank" in some videos is Gull & Bull Financial, or Gullible. There are so many hidden jokes in the fake accounts and websites he uses.

    • @Adam-de8jm
      @Adam-de8jm 4 роки тому +21

      Daniel Douglas I’m waiting for the day a scammer reads the “about us” page on gull and bull and realizes it’s just a word scramble

    • @vu4991
      @vu4991 4 роки тому +12

      Cash me Outside. How'bout that!

    • @haroonmalik9789
      @haroonmalik9789 4 роки тому +3

      This guy's a legend.

    • @phinxninja
      @phinxninja 4 роки тому +3

      Oh just got that lol.

  • @blamekatie
    @blamekatie 4 роки тому +107

    I love how their comebacks make ZERO sense but they are so confident in thinking that saying “and that is the reason why ok maam?” will make us less confused. 😂😂

  • @MeliMary
    @MeliMary 4 роки тому +85

    These scammers are so entitled, they think the world owns them money. Why can't they get an actual job and not scam people, there's no excuse for them.

  • @nujevad28
    @nujevad28 4 роки тому +272

    I wonder if it's a cultural thing where he's not used to a "woman" speaking to him in that manner.

    • @ChlorineVincent
      @ChlorineVincent 4 роки тому +105

      nujevad40 My husband is half Indian and thats 100% the truth. The Indian women in his family are all treated like second class citizens by their husbands and they all live in America. It’s very depressing.

    • @DulceN
      @DulceN 4 роки тому +81

      It is. I once played ‘dumb’ with one of these scammers and he would not let me talk back to him. He felt some kind of ‘entitlement’ even over some unknown woman.

    • @buckethat789
      @buckethat789 4 роки тому +5

      yes

    • @spacecase7566
      @spacecase7566 4 роки тому +13

      Yup. I don’t take shit from them lol

    • @SamM-kh2vd
      @SamM-kh2vd 4 роки тому +16

      Women are beneath men in that part of the world unfortunately.

  • @spyscy
    @spyscy 4 роки тому +59

    This video was made extra exciting by the attack fly, please feature him more often

  • @EMILIE05
    @EMILIE05 4 роки тому +77

    “I seeee.....untitled notepad.”
    *super professional form appears*

  • @turksandwich7538
    @turksandwich7538 4 роки тому +42

    I really wonder how many people are doing these scams. It seems like an endless number of people are doing it since you never run out of scammers to mess with .

    • @IceBlueLugia
      @IceBlueLugia 2 роки тому +5

      Even if it was just a million people (which, it’s way more), it would take multiple lifetimes to talk to all of them. Not to mention, they prey on old people all the time, so he might accidentally call the same scammer twice and they won’t recognize his fake voice, especially if he uses a different character

  • @donnadicks9960
    @donnadicks9960 4 роки тому +130

    It tickled me how mad they get when they are trying to take your money, you
    Think they would be extra nice.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 роки тому +13

      "MADAM YOU ARE BEING SUCH A [female dog] WHY YOU NOT LISTEN ME AND GIVE ME MONEY [swear swear swear insult swear]?!?!?!?!?!"

    • @bobleeroy1509
      @bobleeroy1509 4 роки тому +2

      An Indian being nice?

    • @drock9009
      @drock9009 4 роки тому +3

      They have the shortest fuse ever.

    • @NaGleRageux
      @NaGleRageux 3 роки тому +1

      It's a manipulation technique aimed at making the victim stressed and feel guilty. When in thiq state, the victim is less likely to think clearly. IRS scammers do this really well.

  • @demontamerbf18
    @demontamerbf18 4 роки тому +50

    I tend to get very angry at them raging when the "woman" they're talking to don't understand, then I remember what kind of people they are and start enjoying and laughing so much at their rage.

  • @martinhami3
    @martinhami3 4 роки тому +60

    "do not talk about vanilla anymore" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @rspeks9461
      @rspeks9461 4 роки тому

      Guessing he's hhad a bad experience with vanilla

    • @Shifter22
      @Shifter22 3 роки тому

      "just get rid of the word Vanilla!"

  • @cipherhex
    @cipherhex 4 роки тому +51

    I feel like "Are you mad?" is the new on-trend scammer catchphrase for the 2019/2020 season

  • @x.v3n0m.x
    @x.v3n0m.x 4 роки тому +381

    JUST VAIT A MOMENT 😂

    • @sarac3856
      @sarac3856 4 роки тому +4

      Its soo cringe lol

    • @gnargnar1898
      @gnargnar1898 4 роки тому +4

      @@sarac3856 its sick i love cringing out to it in the saftey of my cringeship, the S.S Justvaitamoemn

    • @DarrylDeSantaTTV
      @DarrylDeSantaTTV 4 роки тому +2

      Rooting for the billing department

    • @fredbenz69
      @fredbenz69 4 роки тому

      I love that song

    • @jennifercody5270
      @jennifercody5270 4 роки тому

      VENØM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brittanyfuller3461
    @brittanyfuller3461 4 роки тому +67

    It makes my life listening to him talk, pause, and then start talking again as soon as the scammer starts talking. 😂

  • @TamunoOpuboCooksCookeyGam
    @TamunoOpuboCooksCookeyGam 4 роки тому +19

    Kitboga's approach is great because he keeps them online for the longest time and is calm the entire time.

  • @JJJRRRJJJ
    @JJJRRRJJJ 4 роки тому +10

    The series of interruptions at 22:00 are so well executed it’s astonishing.

  • @jerrybillings3039
    @jerrybillings3039 4 роки тому +567

    *Madam, this is Floor Manager JERRY. I am STILL waiting for the $2,000 in gift cards that you owe to our company account. If you do not provide the gift cards numbers to me in notepad, you and your husband will be taken in custody within 30 minutes by your local Sheriff Department and put behind the bar for 1 months.*

    • @_Rinalya
      @_Rinalya 4 роки тому +30

      I hope you mix good shots because man, they gonna put behind the bar. xD

    • @Chris-cj5rh
      @Chris-cj5rh 4 роки тому +11

      The real Jerry Billings 😮

    • @Unknown98860
      @Unknown98860 4 роки тому +34

      How many moments are in one month?

    • @TheBoj0
      @TheBoj0 4 роки тому +37

      @@Unknown98860 Each and every moment

    • @DarrylDeSantaTTV
      @DarrylDeSantaTTV 4 роки тому +10

      Seems legit

  • @dropcake
    @dropcake 4 роки тому +67

    "Just type submit" -- Lol
    The sweet satisfaction of watching these scammers waste their time is awesome!

    • @skilldeadly8888
      @skilldeadly8888 4 роки тому +7

      I wish he typed summit instead of submit.

  • @alfrenur
    @alfrenur 4 роки тому +162

    „I‘m not mad, I’m just disappointed“ - Kit just adopted a Indian scammer

    • @CoiShan
      @CoiShan 4 роки тому +2

      J0KER-77 😂

  • @generofugama9777
    @generofugama9777 4 роки тому +19

    "Does it have rounded edges" - X'D you have just split this man's mind in 2 lol!

  • @jeremysmith5919
    @jeremysmith5919 3 роки тому +7

    He screams "HAAALLOO!" so friggin loud and she just ignores him... Love it 🤣

  • @ludgerkres.1437
    @ludgerkres.1437 4 роки тому +93

    "Portugese we say hello like olá."
    "Hola! ¿Como estas?"
    "... y E s ."
    My sides exploded too.

    • @LegendaryBilly
      @LegendaryBilly 4 роки тому +1

      Olá, como estas? Is also portuguese,

    • @ludgerkres.1437
      @ludgerkres.1437 4 роки тому +2

      @@LegendaryBilly interesting. Thanks for letting me know. Either way, the way he reacted it was meant to be Spanish I believe.

    • @LegendaryBilly
      @LegendaryBilly 4 роки тому

      John Westwood you are right, I speak portuguese and at first I thought it was spanish as well but then remembered that European portuguese is like that. depends on the way you pronounce it , but can’t really tell since they both don’t speak it well enough to pronounce the difference

    • @tdcfc
      @tdcfc 4 роки тому +2

      Actually it's "Ola como esta". We don't use "estas".

    • @LegendaryBilly
      @LegendaryBilly 4 роки тому +4

      . Yeah we do, if you speak brazilian portuguese is unlikely, but european portuguese is “estas”. conjugação de segunda pessoa do singular ( francamente não deveria ter q precisar explicar isso )

  • @tats763
    @tats763 4 роки тому +97

    "Refund form" on notepad. Yeah...that looks totally legit. Totally not a scam at all...

    • @insertname193
      @insertname193 4 роки тому +8

      With "amount" spelled wrong😂

    • @vermilionshadow
      @vermilionshadow 4 роки тому +4

      Should just call it a Refund Foam, might as well go all the way with all the typos to further make it look "legit"

    • @smudgesaysno524
      @smudgesaysno524 4 роки тому +2

      They wrote it on Steve's handy dandy notepad.

    • @raesiaultimate6451
      @raesiaultimate6451 4 роки тому +2

      I loved that in the address he put ‘West Philadelphia Bornraised’ - 😂🤣 - I had a ‘Fresh Prince of Belair’ flashback

  • @AnnaBananaRepublic
    @AnnaBananaRepublic 4 роки тому +20

    Had to watch the “sweet baby lord” after the fly attack a dozen times. So funny

  • @TortaJeLaz
    @TortaJeLaz 4 роки тому +17

    I'm a scientist and I actually love your "science lab clips" while they are doing "serious business", I find them hilarious. XD

  • @JustMe-01
    @JustMe-01 4 роки тому +45

    "Are you mad?" LMFAO at 22:00 when you keep talking over him. I really wish we could see their faces through Skype or something

    • @ritamcbee
      @ritamcbee 4 роки тому +2

      Probably veins popping out of foreheads!

    • @peachdaisy3478
      @peachdaisy3478 3 роки тому

      Jim Brownin can make that happen

  • @daliacapellan
    @daliacapellan 4 роки тому +116

    Bank slogan:
    "Cash Me Outside. How 'Bout That"
    💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸

  • @joshkoester54
    @joshkoester54 4 роки тому +32

    Btw, I listen to these at work, it makes my day go by. I LOVE when you spend the money. That's the best part! I hope that you're getting paid for this because you're doing something important and the amount of effort and energy you put into making this entertainment is remarkable and commendable

    • @itsTheGshow
      @itsTheGshow 4 роки тому

      Joshua Koester 682k subs... he’s definitely getting paid for his vids (thankfully)

    • @Prezence101
      @Prezence101 4 роки тому

      May I ask what kind of work you do

    • @joshkoester54
      @joshkoester54 4 роки тому

      @@Prezence101 I work for an electrical supply company

    • @Prezence101
      @Prezence101 4 роки тому

      Joshua Koester Oh no PG&E 😳

    • @aprilleerose
      @aprilleerose 4 роки тому +1

      He streams 8 hours a day on Twitch, he’s getting paid pretty well

  • @Staylor1913
    @Staylor1913 4 роки тому +14

    "Cash me outside! How 'bout dat!!" That just took me all the way out.

  • @JessG_20
    @JessG_20 4 роки тому +50

    I'm at the gym, trying to do my workout and I just keep busting out laughing and people are starting to stare at me. Can't watch this channel anymore while I'm at the gym! 🤣

    • @zjay1356
      @zjay1356 3 роки тому +3

      I do that too! Nearly fell off the treadmill once

  • @nicolelollipops8268
    @nicolelollipops8268 4 роки тому +23

    I was hesitant to click on this on my recommended but so glad I did. “You’re making me feel angry now” I can’t breathe🤣🤣

  • @icedcoldkilla
    @icedcoldkilla 4 роки тому +163

    I want to thank you dude. I keep getting calls from indian scammers what I do is ask them if I can get my credit card from my car but i have to take the elevator and go into the parking garage as I live in a high end apartment so It might take a while, I ask to put them on hold and they happily oblige. I then proceed to watch netflix, take a shower and play games. Lmao waste these peoples time :)

    • @biglenin7306
      @biglenin7306 4 роки тому +2

      Lol thats cleaver

    • @icedcoldkilla
      @icedcoldkilla 4 роки тому +9

      @@biglenin7306 4 calls in the last week with a heavy indian accent " Hallo this is Randy Johnson calling from Google Microsoft Apple may I please verify your name, Address, and Date of Birth before proceeding?"
      "Hey again! You guys called me yesterday and I already signed up for that special program with you guys. I lost my conformation number but I have the credit card I paid with. Can you look me up that way?
      Then I do as stated above.

  • @dmac1306
    @dmac1306 4 роки тому +69

    IBS = Irritated Bad Scammer

  • @biglenin7306
    @biglenin7306 4 роки тому +77

    I cant put my finger on just what is so addictive and satisfying about these videos, but its good stuff.

    • @David-ls4qp
      @David-ls4qp 4 роки тому +4

      It's the satisfaction of the misfortune of the scammers

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 роки тому +4

      @@David-ls4qp Kit's brilliant performances definitely help. And getting to watch him try not to audibly crack up

    • @s0lastsummer7
      @s0lastsummer7 4 роки тому +3

      I feel like there has to be a German word specifically meaning "the enjoyment of watching another person try so hard not to laugh that they look like they're in pain" -- kinda like schadenfreude... but better 😂

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 роки тому

      @@s0lastsummer7 we have any Germans in the house? (I know one but he stopped talking to me awhile ago :( )

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 роки тому

      @@s0lastsummer7 found a "list of German expressions in English" on Wikipedia xD I didn't find that expression but I found something for the really mean scammers who enjoy what they do a little too much
      "Schadenfreude, gloating, a malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others"

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase 4 роки тому +77

    When the scammer called kit "honey" 🤢

  • @locmariox
    @locmariox 4 роки тому +192

    "Do you understand English?" says the guy that can barely speak it.

    • @Ritziey
      @Ritziey 4 роки тому +24

      and can't understand much apart from his script

    • @pandora30riz20
      @pandora30riz20 4 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @---H_M
      @---H_M 4 роки тому +2

      Beep Boop

    • @katesatan666
      @katesatan666 3 роки тому +8

      That part had me rolling LMAO. All they know how to say properly is gift card.

    • @locmariox
      @locmariox 3 роки тому +2

      @@katesatan666 Exactly hahaha!

  • @barbadosantigua1
    @barbadosantigua1 4 роки тому +6

    Thank the Lord for young men like you educating us older generation on how not to be scammed. I had one of these Microsoft guys call me a couple of months ago but by watching your videos I knew not to even engage in conversation. Love from Scotland

  • @aminatabangurah932
    @aminatabangurah932 4 роки тому +60

    I was watching one of his old vids to see he uploaded😭ever since I’ve watched one of his videos I became addicted

    • @lazyorbit86
      @lazyorbit86 4 роки тому +14

      There's no way out. Welcome to the cult

    • @captain_kadaver
      @captain_kadaver 4 роки тому +7

      @@lazyorbit86 Dont use that word, we are just a peaceful assembly united in our unlimited love for tea and Kitboga videos

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 4 роки тому

      @@lazyorbit86 not a CuLt

    • @lazyorbit86
      @lazyorbit86 4 роки тому +1

      @@captain_kadaver so say we all ☕

    • @sarac3856
      @sarac3856 4 роки тому

      Same!

  • @Eternalwarpuppy
    @Eternalwarpuppy 4 роки тому +137

    I've always wanted to see Kit call his bank and have the bank teller say something like "Yes I can see that there was a transfer of 4000 dollars from a savings account ending in 1930 to your checking account ending in 1337. We have reverted the transaction and the money has been returned to the savings account ending in 1930. Thank you for doing business with Gull & Bull Financial. Is there anything else we can help you with today?"

    • @Mzmissy215
      @Mzmissy215 4 роки тому +24

      Yees! He should collab with IRLRosie, she can do a great automated message voice, she could pretend to be the bank employee

    • @deepblue812
      @deepblue812 4 роки тому +15

      @@Mzmissy215 they've done a couple together, they are as good as you would think they would be :)

  • @niceroundtv
    @niceroundtv 4 роки тому +51

    I love these gift card redeem sessions

  • @xaardraaxxoirdriox
    @xaardraaxxoirdriox 4 роки тому +44

    Every scammer action verb is preceded with "go ahead and".

    • @Naeryaa
      @Naeryaa 4 роки тому +7

      And their sentences finish with "ok?" or "right?"

    • @nicholas_james
      @nicholas_james 4 роки тому +5

      @@Naeryaa "okay." "Right."

    • @welshlout3400
      @welshlout3400 3 роки тому +6

      On the flip side, they seem to be locked into saying “You don’t have to -” when trying to urge Kit away from doing something. Faux politeness that consistently backfires when Kit insists that he “doesn’t mind doing it”.

    • @LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit
      @LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit 3 роки тому +1

      Go ahead and give a click on...

  • @infowazz
    @infowazz 4 роки тому +13

    i love the voice, laughing so hard! i love when they get angry and yell. they are so vicious and do not care about who they are screwing. they can act so nice until they realize they aren't getting the money. they think its perfectly fine to steal like that. no heart.

  • @oaomcg
    @oaomcg 4 роки тому +25

    "ARE YOU MAD!"
    "Oh no, i'm not mad... i mean i'm disappointed..."

  • @Hey_Mister
    @Hey_Mister 4 роки тому +27

    13:37 Blockbuster and Winrar? Damn, how the hell did he fall for that?

  • @a_plastic_bag
    @a_plastic_bag 2 роки тому +6

    It *hurts* how dumb most scammers are. They have a little script, and often they REFUSE to deviate from it.

  • @PyroPotPie
    @PyroPotPie 4 роки тому +23

    I need more Boomhauer talking to scammers in my life. That bit had me rolling, LOL

  • @connorferguson2351
    @connorferguson2351 4 роки тому +12

    Page 1 of Bing is torture, nonetheless page 7. Thank you for taking it to the next level

  • @smurfess1969
    @smurfess1969 4 роки тому +56

    IBS.... Irritable Bowel Syndrome... That made me laugh so much.. LOL

    • @gregsmith7391
      @gregsmith7391 4 роки тому +2

      Yes. I have that and I find he's hilarious with referring to it.

    • @3yearsago287
      @3yearsago287 4 роки тому

      IBS.... Irritable Bowel Syndrome... That made me laugh so much.. LOL

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 роки тому

      Except that there is an IBS money-related thing over this side of the pond.

    • @Loki-and-Thor
      @Loki-and-Thor 4 роки тому +1

      Ipswich Building Society is all I could find money wise for IBS

  • @bakuhatsubutsu
    @bakuhatsubutsu 4 роки тому +20

    "Did I tell you to buy the products?!" Tell ya hwat, you didn't tell her NOT to. They're gonna have to update their script:D

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 4 роки тому +190

    As a Portuguese guy, I'm offended that he said he was speaking Portuguese.

    • @ninadirnimiezenberger5072
      @ninadirnimiezenberger5072 4 роки тому +22

      As a German woman, I'm "offended" that Kit said he thought the scammer spoke German. ;-)

    • @VincentVega93
      @VincentVega93 4 роки тому +2

      That's exactly what you want us to think, you Aleister Crowley worshipping indian call center scammer.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 4 роки тому +8

      @@ninadirnimiezenberger5072 well, at least Kit says that as a joke, whereas the scammer actually wanted him to think he was speaking Portuguese.

    • @ninadirnimiezenberger5072
      @ninadirnimiezenberger5072 4 роки тому +7

      @@smokejc I know ;-) it's one of these moments that make me cringe bc I'm like "Goodness, boy just stop embarrassing yourself....please...can you just not...?!" ;-) I admire Kit's coolness, it be literally rolling over the floor laughing ;-)

    • @amandamcdonald8199
      @amandamcdonald8199 4 роки тому +3

      @@ninadirnimiezenberger5072 am offered that your offend by a joke

  • @raesiaultimate6451
    @raesiaultimate6451 4 роки тому +9

    Calls for Hank...Hank sounds like Boomhauer 😂🤣 - love it!!!

  • @anthonyglee1710
    @anthonyglee1710 4 роки тому +35

    Hilarious, these boys are so angry! 😂 Maybe try a Sat Nav Voice in the “car” and keep “driving” the wrong way and missing your exits.

    • @mrscalifdreamer
      @mrscalifdreamer 4 роки тому

      omg! That’s a good one!

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 4 роки тому

      Virtual gift cards would be much safer, better for the environment, faster for the scammers to get their mistake refund money. I don't know what them giftcards company are thinking, a business oportunity missed right there.

  • @CarlosGarcia-yg9je
    @CarlosGarcia-yg9je 4 роки тому +4

    Kitboga, raising hypertension in Indian scammers by 99%. Keep up the great work!

  • @grimiss
    @grimiss 4 роки тому +43

    These scammers were dumber than usual. Kit had to explain it so many times before they got upset lol.

  • @princestardust1295
    @princestardust1295 4 роки тому +9

    22:58 just the furious "HELLLOOO?!?!" Gets me every time

  • @Schmootzidootz
    @Schmootzidootz 4 роки тому +8

    "Lets put our heads together and get this figured"..."--let....LLETT ME, LETTT MEEE!!"

  • @DeyanStrikes
    @DeyanStrikes 4 роки тому +81

    "West Philly Bornraised" killed me.

    • @barbaragontarek1970
      @barbaragontarek1970 4 роки тому +1

      Shan Deyan Hey, i am Philadelphia born and raised. These scammers might make us Philadelphians look bad.

    • @paselitoru
      @paselitoru 4 роки тому +11

      @@barbaragontarek1970 It's a fresh prince reference.

    • @KRhythm2013
      @KRhythm2013 4 роки тому

      Brilliant

    • @simonebecker7641
      @simonebecker7641 4 роки тому +2

      @@KRhythm2013 west philia born and raised on the playground were i put most of my days

    • @KRhythm2013
      @KRhythm2013 4 роки тому +2

      @@simonebecker7641 chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and shootin some b ball outside of the school

  • @dmacanada2
    @dmacanada2 4 роки тому +26

    All the protest, subway shut down, Internet outage going on in India right now, yet the scammers have access to Internet.

  • @michaellevero2353
    @michaellevero2353 4 роки тому +88

    I just got a text message from Pastor McGillicuddy reminding me to watch this video.

    • @despicabledogs_
      @despicabledogs_ 4 роки тому +7

      Keep an eye out for the mailman.

    • @Slammabang_Jones
      @Slammabang_Jones 4 роки тому +8

      Gotta watch this before Susie Derkins can.

    • @CoiShan
      @CoiShan 4 роки тому

      😆

    • @amandamcdonald8199
      @amandamcdonald8199 4 роки тому +4

      Am sat here with my mayonnaise sandwich on gods flats green earth

    • @themodsify
      @themodsify 4 роки тому +2

      In strong Hindi accent- "Hello, this is Pastor McGillicutty..."

  • @vikram5491
    @vikram5491 7 місяців тому +1

    "I'm on that on that cash me outside how bout that"
    Goldd

  • @jacobmatthew5597
    @jacobmatthew5597 4 роки тому +22

    wtf kit: hello
    Scammer: HELLAAAHHH

  • @sweetnovabee
    @sweetnovabee 4 роки тому +31

    @39:20 I can’t unhear “Haaank!! HAAaAaAaAaNK!!” echoing in my mind.

    • @3yearsago287
      @3yearsago287 4 роки тому +2

      I can't unhear "Haaank!! HAAaAaAaAaNK!!" echoing in my mind.

    • @CoiShan
      @CoiShan 4 роки тому +1

      Timestamp please🤷‍♀️

    • @sweetnovabee
      @sweetnovabee 4 роки тому +4

      Edited to add timestamp 🥰

    • @CoiShan
      @CoiShan 4 роки тому +2

      sweet nova bee “THaaaank!!! THAAaAaAaNK!! You

    • @sweetnovabee
      @sweetnovabee 4 роки тому +2

      Coi Shan 😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @littlebottleofink
    @littlebottleofink 4 роки тому +8

    I think these “forms” are the scariest part. You ask why and the guy gets so mad.

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 4 роки тому +26

    I love how dumb the scammer sounded when he started talking about banks. “We have a Wells Fargo, we have a Credit Union...
    we have a Credit Union.” 🤣

  • @Jadedbackup123
    @Jadedbackup123 4 роки тому +26

    I can’t believe they are moving up to One Vanilla Visa gift cards now.. So Ruthless

  • @chriswilliams5291
    @chriswilliams5291 6 місяців тому +4

    Hearing kitboga speaking Spanish with that southern voice makes me think of Peggy hill from King of The hill.

    • @chriswilliams5291
      @chriswilliams5291 6 місяців тому

      Kept watching and realized he was referring to the husband as Hank. 😂

    • @chriswilliams5291
      @chriswilliams5291 6 місяців тому

      Hank sounds like boomhaeur tho lol

  • @melissaoneil1733
    @melissaoneil1733 4 роки тому +46

    "Do not use internet connections any-vares" 😭😂

  • @henryfreeman6113
    @henryfreeman6113 4 роки тому +19

    We are blessed to have another upload for the week!! I’ll just wait a moment for Saturday....

  • @kolio4917
    @kolio4917 4 роки тому +13

    They get so angry at you for their "own mistake" its soooooo twisted

  • @bossyspaghetti
    @bossyspaghetti 4 роки тому +27

    "HAAAAAAAANK!!"
    "HAAAAAAAANK?!?!?"
    I'm fucking dying.

  • @anonkittygirl
    @anonkittygirl 4 роки тому +42

    “Just hold on I’m gonna talk with my financial team just hold on”
    *one second later*
    “Ok honey so-“

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 роки тому

      It was technically about ten seconds if you look at the clock but yes xD

  • @sergiovalenti7255
    @sergiovalenti7255 4 роки тому +57

    “Is a square a rectangle or is a rectangle a square?” 😂😂😂

    • @sesanti
      @sesanti 4 роки тому +8

      A square is a rectangle.

    • @anonkittygirl
      @anonkittygirl 4 роки тому

      A circle is an octagon