I started feeling like that at 40 after my husband died people's talk is cheap and they say they will help with the kids and be there but generally are not, After awhile you try to be tactful but you role your eyes, I shouldn't be but have turned a little bitter
@@DeborahE7 I'm on diuretics because of high blood pressure...gotta keep chugging that H2O to flush out that sodium. Might have something to do with it LOL
F*ck AARP. I got my first AARP mailer at 40. They tried to indoctrinate you in the to the wonderful world of AARP at a young age. That sh*t doesn't work on Gen X. It makes me hate them. The more somebody advertises at me, the more I hate them. Don't trust anyone who advertises at you. They just want your money.
I'm 50 but my chronic stuff started getting worse in my mid 40s so I get you. Got my first bad migraine at 46. That's been a wild ride in and of itself. Perimenopause is a roller coaster.
There really is a couple that was in the news like last month that decided to live on a cruise ship instead of a retirement home. They said it's cheaper.
Imagine a flotilla of tired old cruise ships lingering 12 miles off shore, burning dirty fuel and dumping waste, the entire service economy exported to other countries for bottom dollar, the guests watching sitcom reruns in tiny rooms and slowly going insane.
Not true if you've been moving all along!! I started feeling pain in my 40s after losing a job and sitting for 2 weeks straight. I put a stop to that! Keep moving!!
@Mary_O I thinkthat line had to do with the whole bladder issue thing. As far as your take on it; of course sitting around all day doing nothing g, after a while, you will be in pain. However, some of us have pain from injuries that is not helped with medication or other pain treatments. As a result, we know how important movement is, and ALSO how important NOT overdoing it is. Tgwre us a delicate balance between movement and rest that we need to respect. .knowing how far out of our comfort zone that we can push our bodies without over doing it. Because pushing ourselves just far enough keeps us mobile, but overdoing it puts us out for several days at a time. You can't assume that everyone in their 40's and beyond who can't be as active as they used to be, is that way because of sheer laziness and not taking care of themselves. You were lazy for 2 weeks. People like me are far from lazy, and yet just doing the dsilt work we do around our homes is full-time event because it takes us all day with 30 minutes here, 5 minutes there, w hours here...what used go take us a couple of hours total. And that INCLUDES the cooking, cleaning, laundry, our daily needed e er use, etc, etc. I have a family member now, who was always waaaaaay more than I ever was; and they now are experienig what I was going through many years ago...bed ridden most days....they had the same approach with me thst you have now, a one-suze-fits-all attitude. Let me tell you something g. It took me iver a de ade if my iwn determi action and God's strength and guidance (not doctors) to get moving again enough to have some kind of life. I am nowhere near as strong and active as I was a decade ago before my Injury. So, before you make a blanket statement like that to someone again; k ow who you re talking to first. I'm saying this more for YOUR sake than mine, because you never know if you will be in the same boat ir worse.there's a difference between being lazy vs knowing yourself and working with your body's challenges.
Especially if you spent the last 20-25 years doing office work😂😂 They needed to have a warning label for side effects for those jobs being hazardous at year 15.
LMAO @ "audacity is still on sale two for one at the $1.25 tree." LMAO @ "Finding a descent partner at this point is pretty much out of the question...." 🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂
When she said audacity, I was thinking about the recording software that my intro to MIDI Professor told us about when I was taking that class. Obviously I need to Google this audacity thing just to see what people are talking about.
Not me. Seeing 62 in about a month. Now I’m kayaking , hiking, snowshoeing and camping with my bf. Planning on section hiking the Appalachian trail in about 5 years and have a few short overnighters to get used to it. Felling and cutting up dead fall trees on our property and splitting for firewood. Now I’m revamping the raised garden beds and replacing them with block so I can net them to keep out deer. Looking forward to camping across the US when my bf retires. Was divorced and raised my kids solo for 15 years then meet my bf when I was 54 and this has been the happiest part of my life. Looking forward to growing old together.
Good for you……doing what you love and that which *resonates , is always a plus! The hype and what others think/would like for you to think, should always be ignored. About 4 years ago I ran into a woman outside of her home fiddling with her bike. It caught my attention because she was older and the only way that someone would be around a bike, much less fiddling with it is because they own and ride it. I opted to ask her and she made me aware that is was her bike. Although I have not ventured out as much as she did, she amazed me at the fact that she has rode cross country in her sixties. She said that she still rides and will likely ride out with her peeps again. I was awed. Although I love motorcycles and have no problem being just as aggressive with them as I once was, I would never have the patience to do what she obviously enjoys and loves to do ……..even if she’s up in age.
@@shereviewsstuff4ya It's genetics, mostly. A little bit of it is lifestyle (and NOT getting injured in your wild younger years, because injuries WILL come back to haunt you). But it mostly boils down to genetics. And there are ample studies that prove that. That doesn't mean that people shouldn't take care of themselves, eat healthy, exercise, etc. It just means that even WITH all that, some people will struggle more than others as they age. If you're getting older and still able to do everything you want to do, everything you've always been able to do, just realize how very lucky you are (and no judgement to all the other people who didn't hit the genetics jackpot and/or are dealing with old injuries).
Yeah my thirties was my best decade. And I’m still waiting on that I’m so old I can say whatever I want crap. I’m not having a good start to my sixties. Too many reasons and it’ll bore you
Get a lifetime subscription of reading glasses because you're either going to break them, sit on them, or you're never going to know where they are even if they are hanging around your neck.😅🤣😂
@@suen5006 omg! Do I have a good story on this one. I was at work and went to sign payroll turned to my co worker and asked her if she had seen my glasses? She looked me dead in the face and said no. I was wearing them🤣🤣🤣Man I wish someone had been there to video that. We both didn't know where they were at 😆
And stretch. Everyday. And take your collagen. Where sunscreen and lotion!…everyday. Intake your vitamins from the foods you eat. Not pills. Limit alcohol intake as you age. The more alcohol you cut out the better, but how much is up to you. And please for the love of all things good for you don’t smoke cigarettes or vapes
@@emem2863actually it's about average. You just don't realize you've been declining until you reach your 60's because you don't feel it, but unfortunately that doesn't mean it's not happening.
Same now at age 41. I was feeling 50 when I was 39, then last year feeling good after getting in shape finally through yoga teacher school at 40, then this year I was too busy to do nearly as much exercise and I'm back to feeling 50. Lovely.
Hey, I'll be 70 in a couple months and it's really not that bad. I thought this was really funny cause some of it hit home, but definitely not all of it. And even some of the things that are true are more just annoyances. Just go with it. It's humorous, not tragic. I wouldn't want to cash in on the death option yet even if I could.
Don't worry, take good care of yourself and you'll be fine. Eat right, exercise, self care, don't give a ish about the drama so you don't stay stress and you gon be jussss fine👌🏽😉❤
😂😂😂 I literally had to reorganize a kitchen cabinet so I could use the entire first shelf for my vitamins, supplements and medications 😂 way too much for a bathroom.
@@zahararay5611I came to the comments to type this exact same thing. Who needs a medicine cabinet when you have that kitchen cabinet for all the meds and supplements. I actually just bought a two tier lazy susan to put everything on. Now I can spin to whatever pill I need 😂
It isn't though. I just looked at the requirements because I'm really disabled and in incredible pain and you still have to get a doctor to say that you are in an "irreversible decline" and death is "reasonably foreseeable' in the near future. Went through all the literature just last night in fact. Not a happy camper.
With each decade, you feel the changes. Being fit and healthy in your fifties is not the same as fit and healthy in your thirties. Anyone stating the opposite is lying. I will say that as a woman, my late thirties into my forties were my most confident and bad*ss years. I retired at age 48 and nearly 7 years on, I enjoy a mostly stress free life pursuing travel and hobbies.
@@GenXsinglefree Agrred! I’m 55 and I don’t feel as energetic as 35 but I still feel pretty great overall. I think one of the keys to staying well is eating healthy and staying fit consistently throughout your years. 🙏🏾❤️☀️
0:00 So, I'm 53 with no kids, no partner, and I get to nap all I want! The drawback is that I'm sore every morning, pee every two hours, and I can't see sh*t! Lol! 🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
@@lovefortruth3414 Same my dear, also I am single as a Pringle and as blind as a bat at 50. I actually avoid putting my glasses in at times . These days mirrors are to be avoided at all costs!
Same at 50. Get a dog to cuddle up with, so much better than any husband I've seen. Never been more grateful that I'm child free, especially when I hear kid melt downs 😊 Going for a nap now.
@@rosec6680 it just so happens I have one. The pic is a giveaway. She has been with me for 6 years . Kevin Samuels used to joke ‘buy a dog and die alone’ well apart from his early demise ( ironic) and with all that I have been through in my life the dog is actually by far the better option!
My medicine cabinet is in a cubby under my bed. Supplements and medication at night; supplements and medication at morning, various pain and ache creams. Boo. Stupid old body.
When ya hit 50, you need a drawer dedicated to glasses (like Fred Sanford). Plus, forget a medicine cabinet for meds. Just dedicate an entire drawer for meds, home med test kits and devices. When I go out, I take my main 3 pairs of glasses: one for driving, one for reading, and one for my dizzy spells.
They forgot to mention if you feel the sneeze coming, check that back door cause you MAY want to start making a beeline for the bathroom. You know… in advance. Ha-ha. Just kidding. It’s too late. You’re done.
Yeah, remember when you laughed at Depends commercials? You’re not gonna be laughing anymore. Seriously, avoid laughing, anything more than a quiet chuckle.
That actually happened to me once. All did was sneeze and I felt my back tighten up and I ended up in bed for three days. I could barely move. I couldn’t believe that is all it took.
Seems last month or so, maybe a bit longer, I was 40 something, early 40s, but had to double check and yes turning 61 this year. They forgot to mention that one was gonna be in my package.
A mans mid life crisis is usually someone that has never owned a motorcycle goes out and buys a harley at age 55 and duck walks it half the time while thinking he's an instant tough guy and experienced rider 😂
I am native american, too. My daughter got drunk in school. I made her write an apology letter to ambulance driver, school nurse, principal (asshole, but still made her write the letter to him), physicians in ER. I never let her use her privilege, even when her coach wanted to let her play, when her grades fell below a C. I loved her deeply, and even watched my grandchildren 4 nights a week when she was going to college and her husband managed a shoe store. She absolutely hates me. Her dad isn't in the picture, so she is glad to punish me😢
Since you mentioned it, what collagen do you recommend that you have seen a real difference, and how do you ingest it? I bought a powder and stirred it in water (I don't drink anything else), and I couldn't make it to 2 weeks. The taste and smell were so bad that I decided thinning skin was the better option. Help!!
@@Mary_O I bought the packets and never mixed them because of everything that was talked about, I have heard about health products like calegen 8 but I think you would haft to be rich to buy it and it would probably take more than one bottle.
Likewise with men who are after moving into my home because they haven't got one of their own or needing a nurse. Move along Not interested in that nonsense
Omg how did they get the lady at the computer voice so accurate? I call it’s the first day at work HR lady voice but it’s found in customer service ladies as well. 😂
💯 62 here I don’t pee when I sneeze but I think I have package 1 with all the osteo’s, knees, hands, wrists, low back. all hurt I do walk 30-45 mins most days though and it helps maybe a little
My mom is 55 and isn't all banged up like that 😅 even my grandparents weren't at 50 😂 i even played kickball with my grandma when she was over 50 and accidently tackled her (i was 14). She's fine. 😊
I’m listening to this video and still waiting to hear something constructive. This is a perfect example of why sooooo many folk are miserable. All their life they have been listening to poor advice that leads them to accept even more poorer 👀advice being that they are made to believe that they’re at an age that they don’t matter and specifics, that have happened to others, will somehow align itself in order form”it” to happen to them! The hype and gas face always leads to the same place.
Your Grandma lied, but in that nice way. She's treasuring that back pain until they hammer the box shut. And one day your grandkids will do the same to you, but it's fine, you'll love it!
@@IlSqueak no actually. My mom can out do many young folk now. And my grandma just started having some back pain in her 60s due to having been a nursing home nurse having to pick up people. Maybe you guy's parents ended up like that in their 50s but...😅
I turned 50 last year and AARP sent me mail before I made it. I said nope not 50 yet sheesh!!!! Trashed it!!!! It’s real but I’m so happy I’m still here!! Thank you Jesus. I’m 51 and loving it. Thanks for the video
Standing up too fast almost 🪦 me two years ago. 😂. Stood up, got light headed, passed out in seated position with my torso over my knees so I couldn’t breathe. Woke up to people pushing on my chest. All from a post 50 stand up. 😭😭😭
All that doesn't have to be true. ON THE PLUS SIDE...I no longer have PMS😊 Or nasty periods. I enjoy being single!! I don't want a mate, unless it's an advantage for me. I want a partner or nothing at all
I must have been automatically enrolled in package #1 about 3 years ago and just don’t remember signing up* (bonus). But I did apparently get the exclusive one-time only option b) the kids do call more often but it’s only when they need something, are sick or ask if I’m cooking that night. 😊
OMG, this was inspired. Man do i wish I'd had kids when I was younger instead of at 37 when all my friends were having theirs move out! I am so friggin tired, all of the time.
I laughed way too hard at this. it’s funny cuz it’s true. I’ll be 50 in two months and crawled into bed in the dark right on my reading glasses. Crunch. Now it’s in 3 pieces. 😂
You’ll become very familiar with your anatomy as every joint, muscle and organ will make it very clear where they are (by hurting) and what they’re for (by not letting you do that thing).
She forgot package 3. You don't have kids, but you have a good job and a couple cats. Your social life starts at 8am and stops at 2pm, because nap time. No boyfriend but who cares, you got Amazon prime and a subscription to your favorite channels. Work kinds sucks with all those 20 something thinking they know everything, but it's ok because your filter lid popped off sometimes during covid. Overall is the best package.
"You're officially sick of everyone, and you speak your mind, and you don't care." Bahahaha! ❤😊
That actually starts at 40😂
I started feeling like that at 40 after my husband died people's talk is cheap and they say they will help with the kids and be there but generally are not, After awhile you try to be tactful but you role your eyes, I shouldn't be but have turned a little bitter
Actually that wasn't what she said lol the point of quotations is quoting someone verbatim. ❤
Facts
Hands down!!!!
Turning 50 this year - she forgot to mention caring for elderly parents and grandkids while your body falls apart. Fun times 😊
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Lmao
That's me! 😆 🤣 😂 ✌️
No one forcing you 😂 divorce or living solitary was offered in some of the packages
🤣🤣🤣
Your 40’s are the old age of Youth.
Your 50’s are the youth of Old Age!
Have Fun!
Enjoy every day!
Make it count!!
That's sooo good.
Makes sense.
I love this! ❤
So true..we are the Freshman :) best grade.
So sixties are the teens of old age?
@@aspiringrootwoman24Yep, start growing more hair, joints ache, voice gets deeper etc. Only thing is, now those aren't improvements.
"Sick of everyone's ish after 50" ...No lies told there!😂😂😂
48 here. All true except for the husband part. I’ve never been married. I have a pet and plants. Less expensive and more asthetically pleasing
older and without a wife. have dog. happy.
I am turning 40 this month 😂 I heard the 40 packages were disappointing
Lol😂😂😂😂😂❤
Oh, you are me. This killed me, LOL!
Lucky you have the cruise ship option! I wanted that package! 😩
That laugh after "Death is not an option - not yet." Yeah, that one hurt!
You better make sure you don't have to pee when you sneeze. 😂
Or laugh too hard!
You won't have to pee until midway through the sneeze. 😭😭😭
Yes!! And I don't even have kids!
@@DeborahE7 I'm on diuretics because of high blood pressure...gotta keep chugging that H2O to flush out that sodium. Might have something to do with it LOL
If I puke there will definitely be pee running down my legs
Love this 😂 I just turned 50 in April. I def received my 1st AARP mail. I tore that shit right up 🤣🤣
I felt the same way, but when I started reading them, I found that the AARP magazines and bulletins are really great.
@@itsme-rt7nz I bet they are. I just can’t bring myself to do it yet. 🤷🏻♀️ 😂
F*ck AARP. I got my first AARP mailer at 40. They tried to indoctrinate you in the to the wonderful world of AARP at a young age. That sh*t doesn't work on Gen X. It makes me hate them. The more somebody advertises at me, the more I hate them. Don't trust anyone who advertises at you. They just want your money.
You can buy very good dental insurance through AARP.
I know! I find it offensive to be thought of as senior at 55! I feel 10 years younger. I will take the 10% discounts, though.😉
I'm 46 and I signed up for the early access package...all the 'benefits' of the 'hitting 50' package, but no waiting🤣
Same
Do you have to be 46? I’m 45.
Just turned 47.
I was debating on signing up, but now you have me sold. I had a complex about it but I"m turning 46 next month so yeah I'll sign up.
I'm 50 but my chronic stuff started getting worse in my mid 40s so I get you. Got my first bad migraine at 46. That's been a wild ride in and of itself. Perimenopause is a roller coaster.
There really is a couple that was in the news like last month that decided to live on a cruise ship instead of a retirement home. They said it's cheaper.
Imagine a flotilla of tired old cruise ships lingering 12 miles off shore, burning dirty fuel and dumping waste, the entire service economy exported to other countries for bottom dollar, the guests watching sitcom reruns in tiny rooms and slowly going insane.
The couple that booked back to back cruises !!! I saw that . Crazy!
@4inaftermath454 I was like well at least they can die happy other than being stuck up in some home looking at the same four walls.
That's exactly what I thought about when she said it.
@@blackbolt57 I'm sure that's why she said it
"Basic movement is going to be your worst enemy, so be careful with that"....aaaaaaannnnndddd...I'm done 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not true if you've been moving all along!! I started feeling pain in my 40s after losing a job and sitting for 2 weeks straight. I put a stop to that! Keep moving!!
@Mary_O I thinkthat line had to do with the whole bladder issue thing. As far as your take on it; of course sitting around all day doing nothing g, after a while, you will be in pain. However, some of us have pain from injuries that is not helped with medication or other pain treatments. As a result, we know how important movement is, and ALSO how important NOT overdoing it is. Tgwre us a delicate balance between movement and rest that we need to respect. .knowing how far out of our comfort zone that we can push our bodies without over doing it. Because pushing ourselves just far enough keeps us mobile, but overdoing it puts us out for several days at a time. You can't assume that everyone in their 40's and beyond who can't be as active as they used to be, is that way because of sheer laziness and not taking care of themselves. You were lazy for 2 weeks. People like me are far from lazy, and yet just doing the dsilt work we do around our homes is full-time event because it takes us all day with 30 minutes here, 5 minutes there, w hours here...what used go take us a couple of hours total. And that INCLUDES the cooking, cleaning, laundry, our daily needed e er use, etc, etc. I have a family member now, who was always waaaaaay more than I ever was; and they now are experienig what I was going through many years ago...bed ridden most days....they had the same approach with me thst you have now, a one-suze-fits-all attitude. Let me tell you something g. It took me iver a de ade if my iwn determi action and God's strength and guidance (not doctors) to get moving again enough to have some kind of life. I am nowhere near as strong and active as I was a decade ago before my Injury. So, before you make a blanket statement like that to someone again; k ow who you re talking to first. I'm saying this more for YOUR sake than mine, because you never know if you will be in the same boat ir worse.there's a difference between being lazy vs knowing yourself and working with your body's challenges.
I mean "our daily needed exercise"
Especially if you spent the last 20-25 years doing office work😂😂
They needed to have a warning label for side effects for those jobs being hazardous at year 15.
😂 holy moly- this is hilarious!!! Sick of everyones sh*t so you speak your mind!!
So accurate. I should come with a warning label.
💯💯😂 Don't have anymore f*cks in my bucket!
I'm 60 now.
I have absolutely no f'cks left for anyone. 😄
LMAO @ "audacity is still on sale two for one at the $1.25 tree." LMAO @ "Finding a descent partner at this point is pretty much out of the question...." 🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂
What they don't know, 😂 about option 2
Im 52 and I concur
Flipping hilarious 😂
That was a fantastic line.
Yeah, they really rappel you at every age.
When she said audacity, I was thinking about the recording software that my intro to MIDI Professor told us about when I was taking that class. Obviously I need to Google this audacity thing just to see what people are talking about.
Not me. Seeing 62 in about a month. Now I’m kayaking , hiking, snowshoeing and camping with my bf. Planning on section hiking the Appalachian trail in about 5 years and have a few short overnighters to get used to it. Felling and cutting up dead fall trees on our property and splitting for firewood. Now I’m revamping the raised garden beds and replacing them with block so I can net them to keep out deer. Looking forward to camping across the US when my bf retires. Was divorced and raised my kids solo for 15 years then meet my bf when I was 54 and this has been the happiest part of my life. Looking forward to growing old together.
Good for you……doing what you love and that which *resonates , is always a plus! The hype and what others think/would like for you to think, should always be ignored. About 4 years ago I ran into a woman outside of her home fiddling with her bike. It caught my attention because she was older and the only way that someone would be around a bike, much less fiddling with it is because they own and ride it. I opted to ask her and she made me aware that is was her bike. Although I have not ventured out as much as she did, she amazed me at the fact that she has rode cross country in her sixties. She said that she still rides and will likely ride out with her peeps again. I was awed. Although I love motorcycles and have no problem being just as aggressive with them as I once was, I would never have the patience to do what she obviously enjoys and loves to do ……..even if she’s up in age.
CONGRATS! 🎉
That's living! If you rest, you rust.
Thank you! Not understanding why these other people have these issues at such YOUNG ages!
@@shereviewsstuff4ya It's genetics, mostly. A little bit of it is lifestyle (and NOT getting injured in your wild younger years, because injuries WILL come back to haunt you). But it mostly boils down to genetics. And there are ample studies that prove that. That doesn't mean that people shouldn't take care of themselves, eat healthy, exercise, etc. It just means that even WITH all that, some people will struggle more than others as they age. If you're getting older and still able to do everything you want to do, everything you've always been able to do, just realize how very lucky you are (and no judgement to all the other people who didn't hit the genetics jackpot and/or are dealing with old injuries).
Post 50’s and sad about it. It was the Very best decade of my life! A lot of bad things happened and it was still a fantastic decade. Fear not 👍
Curious. Why was it so good?
Thanks for the pep talk, as I'm just wrapping up my 40s now, and they have kinda sucked. 😂❤
Yeah my thirties was my best decade. And I’m still waiting on that I’m so old I can say whatever I want crap. I’m not having a good start to my sixties. Too many reasons and it’ll bore you
I'm approaching 50s and hope this is so for me too. The 40s have been rough 🥴
I just turned 46 and my life is getting better every decade. I was a whole entire mess in my 20s lol
Get a lifetime subscription of reading glasses because you're either going to break them, sit on them, or you're never going to know where they are even if they are hanging around your neck.😅🤣😂
😂😂😂
I get my husband reading glasses for Christmas every year. They're all over the house but he can still never find them
Get them at the dollar store, they’re the same as everywhere else they just don’t cost as much.
It's even harder to find them when you're not wearing them, and I have 2 pairs!!
@@suen5006 omg! Do I have a good story on this one. I was at work and went to sign payroll turned to my co worker and asked her if she had seen my glasses? She looked me dead in the face and said no. I was wearing them🤣🤣🤣Man I wish someone had been there to video that. We both didn't know where they were at 😆
This hits WAAAYYY too close to home...
Don't forget to say the benefits his midlife crisis gave you when he left........freedom and peace😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
This makes me wanna go exercise.
And stretch. Everyday.
And take your collagen.
Where sunscreen and lotion!…everyday.
Intake your vitamins from the foods you eat. Not pills.
Limit alcohol intake as you age. The more alcohol you cut out the better, but how much is up to you.
And please for the love of all things good for you don’t smoke cigarettes or vapes
Too late. It ain't gonna help. Get that medicine cabinet installed.
Worked in a nursing home for several years ... made me want to not make it to old age.
@@Josef_R It's never too late. 50s is kind of young to fall apart and just be on meds, at least outside of America.
@@emem2863actually it's about average. You just don't realize you've been declining until you reach your 60's because you don't feel it, but unfortunately that doesn't mean it's not happening.
I'm 47, I'm out of commission if I sleep in a slightly different position than usual.
TRUTH🎉
This is me at 35 🥲
😂❤😂😊
Same now at age 41. I was feeling 50 when I was 39, then last year feeling good after getting in shape finally through yoga teacher school at 40, then this year I was too busy to do nearly as much exercise and I'm back to feeling 50. Lovely.
That was me by 28.😂 turning 30, and I’m afraid of my bed.
I see other UA-camrs do this, but I like this one the best. I like her voice. She’s calm yet a little snarky when she needs to be.
My thoughts exactly! Sounds so believable the way she speaks 😂😂
Yep!😂
53 here and I’m STILL sore all over from breaking down cardboard boxes and lugging them to the end of the driveway - three days ago. 🤕👵🏻
Wait til 60 hits.
It takes three days to break down the cardboard! 😄😄
@@kelf114😂😂😂
Thats what the grand kids are for lol
Everything severely hurts all day everyday. They need to just automatically start
prescribing pain meds at 50.
I laughing with you because I’m 53 and this is exactly what I go through 😂😂😂….
Y’all, I’m I the only one rebuking this mess!!!
In the Mighty Name of JESUS ‼️
Partners are taken out of the packages. LOL
This was hilarious.
I’m 49 and I really didn’t need to watch this first thing in the morning. 😂😢
Bahahahaha!!😂
Hey, I'll be 70 in a couple months and it's really not that bad. I thought this was really funny cause some of it hit home, but definitely not all of it. And even some of the things that are true are more just annoyances. Just go with it. It's humorous, not tragic. I wouldn't want to cash in on the death option yet even if I could.
Don't worry, take good care of yourself and you'll be fine. Eat right, exercise, self care, don't give a ish about the drama so you don't stay stress and you gon be jussss fine👌🏽😉❤
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😂 “you’re gonna need a medicine cabinet”. 😂 it’s true tho. 💅🏿
😂😂😂 I literally had to reorganize a kitchen cabinet so I could use the entire first shelf for my vitamins, supplements and medications 😂 way too much for a bathroom.
@@zahararay5611I came to the comments to type this exact same thing. Who needs a medicine cabinet when you have that kitchen cabinet for all the meds and supplements. I actually just bought a two tier lazy susan to put everything on. Now I can spin to whatever pill I need 😂
True my table looks like a walgreens lol
The early death package IS available in Canada.
I'd rather die late 😁
came here to post this
Ikr
Why do you say that?
It isn't though. I just looked at the requirements because I'm really disabled and in incredible pain and you still have to get a doctor to say that you are in an "irreversible decline" and death is "reasonably foreseeable' in the near future. Went through all the literature just last night in fact. Not a happy camper.
Lol! This is not it Veronica! A lot of people are still limber, well and fly in their 50s. 😘❤️
With each decade, you feel the changes. Being fit and healthy in your fifties is not the same as fit and healthy in your thirties. Anyone stating the opposite is lying. I will say that as a woman, my late thirties into my forties were my most confident and bad*ss years. I retired at age 48 and nearly 7 years on, I enjoy a mostly stress free life pursuing travel and hobbies.
@@GenXsinglefree Agrred! I’m 55 and I don’t feel as energetic as 35 but I still feel pretty great overall. I think one of the keys to staying well is eating healthy and staying fit consistently throughout your years. 🙏🏾❤️☀️
@@GenXsinglefree And I've been the 50+ healthy since my 30s. (Adding chronic lifelong conditions to the mix makes it worse.)
Only package left is the one where the music you love and probably listen most to, is NOW classified as oldies.🤦🏾♀️
My husband and I were 46 and 47 when we met and married. I'm also definitely getting the don't give a shit speak my mind package.
This gives me hope. 40 single 12 years
I really wish I waited to get married. Happy I had my children in my 20s they're grown now. I'd love to find someone to settle down with.
0:00 So, I'm 53 with no kids, no partner, and I get to nap all I want! The drawback is that I'm sore every morning, pee every two hours, and I can't see sh*t! Lol! 🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
😂 on your last sentence😅😂
Who wants to see poop anyway. Sounds good to me at 53
@@lovefortruth3414 Same my dear, also I am single as a Pringle and as blind as a bat at 50. I actually avoid putting my glasses in at times . These days mirrors are to be avoided at all costs!
Same at 50.
Get a dog to cuddle up with, so much better than any husband I've seen.
Never been more grateful that I'm child free, especially when I hear kid melt downs 😊
Going for a nap now.
@@rosec6680 it just so happens I have one. The pic is a giveaway. She has been with me for 6 years . Kevin Samuels used to joke ‘buy a dog and die alone’ well apart from his early demise ( ironic) and with all that I have been through in my life the dog is actually by far the better option!
My 50th rotation around the sun I'm feeling pretty good 🙌
My check engine light stays on.......
That's why we put tape over it.
😂
Where is the option where everyone comes to you for handyman stuff because of your experience. Also I did not see the nap option.
Yes to the nap option, I would also be interested in that amenity!
I third the nap option! 🙋🏽♀️
Nap option is in the 60 package 😂
@@paulaholland728 But, it needs to be included in the 50s package as well! 😂
Naps are life
The voices were perfect for this and also the packages are too relateable.
Which package comes with an auto shipment of strawberry bon bon candy and butterscotch disks for my pocketbook?
That's when you hit your 70s. Except with my mom it's not candy but used tissues. They end up in the laundry.
😂😂😂😂❤ love that you said “pocketbook” I haven’t used the term since I left Massachusetts in ‘91😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂 your comment is funny! ❤
@@spirals73😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@@nanarmushyan2351 My age is showing! 😆
@@spirals73I thought the tissues were for inside your sleeve, and they're wadded up but clean. 😂😂
Audacity is being sold 2 for 1 at the Dollar Tree 😂😂😂😮
This is hilarious. She needs her own show!
Lol "$1.25 Tree"
See 2026 when it's gonna be "$2 Tree"
It's already "$1.25 And Up Tree"
@@tessbennett3796yep, cuz they got a $5 aisle 😂
The beverages at my Dollar Tree are $2 each now. 😮
Not only should you have a medicine cabinet, you must have a side drawer filled with various creams, lotions, rubs, etc...
Holy crap… how did we all end up the same?
Don’t forget night stand drawer with heating pad, compression socks, blood pressure machine, lancets….
My medicine cabinet is in a cubby under my bed. Supplements and medication at night; supplements and medication at morning, various pain and ache creams. Boo. Stupid old body.
I'm 57, and WISH I had heard about these options 7 years ago!
Me too 😊
I'm 55. It's all true. All of it.😅
Yes indeed. I'm 55 too and it's all true😂🤔
No offense, but if that's you in your profile, you don't look 55. 😃Whatever that looks like lol.
Especially the reading glasses, I own three pairs 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣⚰️🤣🤣🤣
@@SilverLady525 at a time at the $1.25 store😅
I love watching her little stick arms/hands pound the keyboard!🤣
I just bought 3 reading glasses at tjmax lmao
Lol 😂 I always pick up a new pair at the dollar general 🥳
I buy them in 5-packs on Amazon, so I have a pair in my office, a pair in my purse, one on the nightstand, some in the kitchen and living room, etc. 😅
When ya hit 50, you need a drawer dedicated to glasses (like Fred Sanford). Plus, forget a medicine cabinet for meds. Just dedicate an entire drawer for meds, home med test kits and devices. When I go out, I take my main 3 pairs of glasses: one for driving, one for reading, and one for my dizzy spells.
LOL! This is hilariously and depressingly accurate😂
LMAO! Osteo-everything!!!
LMAO @ "living on a cruise ship....." 😅🤣😅😂😅
The sneeze line is hilarious!
They forgot to mention if you feel the sneeze coming, check that back door cause you MAY want to start making a beeline for the bathroom. You know… in advance. Ha-ha. Just kidding. It’s too late. You’re done.
Yeah, remember when you laughed at Depends commercials? You’re not gonna be laughing anymore.
Seriously, avoid laughing, anything more than a quiet chuckle.
I hate to sneeze! 😂
@@auntienina3142 I immediately cross my legs (while standing or sitting) when I feel a sneeze coming on. My valves are very leaky.
That actually happened to me once. All did was sneeze and I felt my back tighten up and I ended up in bed for three days. I could barely move. I couldn’t believe that is all it took.
Seems last month or so, maybe a bit longer, I was 40 something, early 40s, but had to double check and yes turning 61 this year. They forgot to mention that one was gonna be in my package.
This is mostly silly. It is more like turning 60 or 70 or even 80, for a lot of people.
A mans mid life crisis is usually someone that has never owned a motorcycle goes out and buys a harley at age 55 and duck walks it half the time while thinking he's an instant tough guy and experienced rider 😂
Definition of a poser
Lololol, damn, so true! Feeling this way already and I’m turning 48. At least the husbands already gone! 😂😂😂😂
Hilarious 😂
I'm 53, and I can say sneezes NEVER hit me like that! 😂
Yet...
@@melissamarini1491Took the words out my mouth! We need to behave😂
So you got pkg #2.
“Im just kidding” I’m not is crazy 😂 why am I getting these in my recommended videos 😭
She telling no lies!!!😂😂😂
I am native american, too. My daughter got drunk in school. I made her write an apology letter to ambulance driver, school nurse, principal (asshole, but still made her write the letter to him), physicians in ER. I never let her use her privilege, even when her coach wanted to let her play, when her grades fell below a C. I loved her deeply, and even watched my grandchildren 4 nights a week when she was going to college and her husband managed a shoe store. She absolutely hates me. Her dad isn't in the picture, so she is glad to punish me😢
God sees what you do; he knows your struggles. And he loves you.
Omg, 50?!? This sounds like 80. 😩 lol
I’m 59. Trust me that’s 50. Take care of yourself now start exercising now it’s gonna be way harder when you’re older
AARP started sending me stuff when I hit 30!
I'm 42, going to the gym, taking collagen and eating healthy. Getting old is like navigating a minefield. 🤣🤣🤣
Same for all of that 😂
Since you mentioned it, what collagen do you recommend that you have seen a real difference, and how do you ingest it? I bought a powder and stirred it in water (I don't drink anything else), and I couldn't make it to 2 weeks. The taste and smell were so bad that I decided thinning skin was the better option. Help!!
@@Mary_OI bought the gelatin looked at the clips but decided against it because it looked disgusting and I also herd it could make you gain weight.
@@tiffanygrever8092- gelatin capsules? Have you noticed a real improvement?
@@Mary_O I bought the packets and never mixed them because of everything that was talked about, I have heard about health products like calegen 8 but I think you would haft to be rich to buy it and it would probably take more than one bottle.
I'm 52 and the only thing that applies to me is not wanting to date after dating a crazy girl last year after not dating for 10 years
Likewise with men who are after moving into my home because they haven't got one of their own or needing a nurse. Move along Not interested in that nonsense
Just have to find the right crazy
@@cynthiacrawford6147 So maybe not a manipulating narcissist
Scarred i dont blame you.....
I'm 48 and single for 15 years. My ex was an alcoholic loser. No thanks.
Omg how did they get the lady at the computer voice so accurate? I call it’s the first day at work HR lady voice but it’s found in customer service ladies as well. 😂
Just wait for your 60’s! 😂
😂😂😂
So. Much. Worse. I was not prepared, frankly.
And they won't have to wait long either. It goes by fast!
BRAVO! So well done. Your delivery is second to none.
Nah! That's the 60's. 50's is the preview
💯 62 here I don’t pee when I sneeze but I think I have package 1 with all the osteo’s, knees, hands, wrists, low back. all hurt I do walk 30-45 mins most days though and it helps maybe a little
@@barbaracorso2022Turmeric will help with the knees, hands and wrists. Add black pepper with it. It helps your body absorb the turmeric.🙂
My mom is 55 and isn't all banged up like that 😅 even my grandparents weren't at 50 😂 i even played kickball with my grandma when she was over 50 and accidently tackled her (i was 14). She's fine. 😊
I’m sure she had some pain meds when she got home. Prolly with a hot bath.
I’m listening to this video and still waiting to hear something constructive. This is a perfect example of why sooooo many folk are miserable. All their life they have been listening to poor advice that leads them to accept even more poorer 👀advice being that they are made to believe that they’re at an age that they don’t matter and specifics, that have happened to others, will somehow align itself in order form”it” to happen to them! The hype and gas face always leads to the same place.
They just don't want to worry you.
Your Grandma lied, but in that nice way. She's treasuring that back pain until they hammer the box shut. And one day your grandkids will do the same to you, but it's fine, you'll love it!
@@IlSqueak no actually. My mom can out do many young folk now. And my grandma just started having some back pain in her 60s due to having been a nursing home nurse having to pick up people. Maybe you guy's parents ended up like that in their 50s but...😅
I turned 50 last year and AARP sent me mail before I made it. I said nope not 50 yet sheesh!!!! Trashed it!!!! It’s real but I’m so happy I’m still here!! Thank you Jesus. I’m 51 and loving it. Thanks for the video
Funny this came across my feed and I'm turning 50 this June 20th.
The UA-cam algorithms know all....😂
Talk about how everything is too hard to open! Jars, boxes, plastic containers, etc. I'm 60.😂
This is THE most truthful SH!T! All of it!😅😅😅
Standing up too fast almost 🪦 me two years ago. 😂. Stood up, got light headed, passed out in seated position with my torso over my knees so I couldn’t breathe. Woke up to people pushing on my chest. All from a post 50 stand up. 😭😭😭
3:06 😂😂😂 I LOVE IT!!!
"... basically all the osteos". 😂😂😂
Wait until you see the 60s options. 🤣🤣🤣
Shet. I'm nearing mid 40s and i have to be careful with big farts. Never go full pressure. 😂
That's when it happens to me too!
"Is death an option?" Lol
At 58 I’m laughing yet crying at this skit! 🤣😂😅🤔😩
I hope you didn't pull anything.
@@itsme-rt7nz Thank goodness no! I got a spasm in my back once… after sneezing!! 🤦♀️
Never been married, never had children, I guess I'm getting the second package. 😂
All that doesn't have to be true. ON THE PLUS SIDE...I no longer have PMS😊 Or nasty periods. I enjoy being single!! I don't want a mate, unless it's an advantage for me. I want a partner or nothing at all
I'm 57 with a fake knee, a fused back, and a shoulder I just had replaced three months ago!
Man, I thought I had it bad. My sympathies.
I must have been automatically enrolled in package #1 about 3 years ago and just don’t remember signing up* (bonus). But I did apparently get the exclusive one-time only option b) the kids do call more often but it’s only when they need something, are sick or ask if I’m cooking that night. 😊
OMG, this was inspired.
Man do i wish I'd had kids when I was younger instead of at 37 when all my friends were having theirs move out! I am so friggin tired, all of the time.
I love being in my 50s!!! Freedom ❤
“The $1.25 Tree” 😂😂😂
How long til we see this as the good ol' days
I laughed way too hard at this. it’s funny cuz it’s true. I’ll be 50 in two months and crawled into bed in the dark right on my reading glasses. Crunch. Now it’s in 3 pieces. 😂
Yep 50s is downhill..my legs and back are jacked up. No dating for me either..this was so funny, and on point!..🤣😂
Death is not an option at this point. 😂😂 I almost pissed my pants and definitely scared the shit out of the cats.
You’ll become very familiar with your anatomy as every joint, muscle and organ will make it very clear where they are (by hurting) and what they’re for (by not letting you do that thing).
I'm on the backside of 50, and my bodies falling apart like a Model-T in a NASCAR race!
86 here -- kids are retired -- how true how true -- you just gotta laugh
*sigh* why did I listen to this 😂🤣😂
These packages sounds depressing, fun, liberating and horrifying all in one!
As soon as I turned 50, I got AARP offers in the mail along with the Neptune Society 🙄😁
Im in my mid-50's I LOVE IT! I have never felt so alive. I definitely say man if I had lived this life earlier oooooo child 😂😂😂❤.
This is too funny😂😂😂I’ll be 50 in 2 weeks.
Have a very Happy Birthday!
You can always rush to sit on the toilet when you feel like you have to sneeze. That is called a productive day.
I'm 46 and this had me hollering😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Seriously? Your 50s???
Sounds more like your 70s.
I’m guessing you’re not in your 50s yet.
@@DanaTheInsanecan't be! Lol!
She forgot package 3. You don't have kids, but you have a good job and a couple cats. Your social life starts at 8am and stops at 2pm, because nap time. No boyfriend but who cares, you got Amazon prime and a subscription to your favorite channels. Work kinds sucks with all those 20 something thinking they know everything, but it's ok because your filter lid popped off sometimes during covid. Overall is the best package.
The accuracy of it all is hilarious and sad simultaneously. 😅
The part where she said the good news is you officially sick of everybody’s shit… and you pretty much speak your mind, so true!!!