If you hate the 40s packages, wait until you see what you can get in your 60s. You stop peeing when you laugh and replace it with uncontrollable tooting. (That package comes with a lifetime supply of GasX.) More than 2 hours of continuous sleep is in the rear view mirror. You seriously contemplate getting a chair for your shower, telling yourself it's for shaving your legs. You keep reading glasses in every room of the house. (You can get up to five pairs a year with package number 5.) And you no longer recognize any of the hosts or musical acts on Saturday Night Live. But it doesn't matter because you're in bed by 9 anyway, since you wake up at 4 am and can't get back to sleep, thanks to both arthritis and your 18 cats.
I've got the 60's package with only 7 cats, the uncontrollable gas emission with Gas-X (but it doesn't work), and a lifetime supply of Extra Strength Tylenol or Ibuprofen, which ever works. It also comes with increasing forgetfullnes (What was I going into the kitchen for?), the built in shower chair (hand held shower is standard), a shoe closet with only 3 pairs of flat heeled shoes that fit when your ankles/feet sweel, support/compression stockings and bird feeder. 😂😂
And I thought the package for the 30's was rough. Since when did it hurt to get up?! And I basically need a full recovery day after walking around theme parks with the kids all day?! Ughhh... it seems like I need to exercise more, lose weight, stretch, drink more water, and... ughhhh. Younger people, listen up! Take great care of your feet, ankles, knees, and hips. You may not realize the difference if you do but you definitely will if you don't! Yeah, *this* is why some recommended having kids in your 20's. So you can play with them instead of just watching from the sidelines.
Yes, she's buying packages from the wrong place because I'm 51 and still have no cats. I have a dog though, the one breed I had so very much hoped for. My Cavalier King Charles' Spaniel is loved by everyone!
@@trekkie-cat I'm in my mid-30's and not once have I felt any of those bad things people often say they feel in their 30's. Sure, I had a terrible, incapacitating pain on my back and legs in my 20's from a bad spine, I got that corrected and I've never felt pain again because I keep doing the exercises from physio therapy I was given. I'm lactose intolerant from birth and also always had terrible eyesight from very thin corneas, which was also from birth but I took steps to prevent worsening of everything else remain healthy. I don't feel old, tired or worn down ! ;)
🥳💜Each decade can be what you make of it! I love my 40s! They have been awesome! My husband and I have done a lot of traveling, more entertaining, more date nights, and we spend more time together. I’ve been able to focus on my hobbies and turned them into businesses. Since we didn’t have any children by choice, we were able to plan ahead, and we don’t have the usual worries that other people may have. We are truly blessed. Each decade can be what you make of it!🥳💜
No lie now that I’m in my 40s my life has been so much peaceful and I finally came to the acceptance that I’m happy in my alone era It is such a peaceful feeling
😅 that was hilarious!!! I'm in my forties now, they left out the 📦 where you get pimples EVERYWHERE during your cycle, the need for bifocals, and getting excited about household appliances for Christmas 🎁😅🤦🏽♀️😒🤯
I just turned 45 this week and I can confirm that I do NOT need depends, I do NOT have 5 cats and I have NEVER been catfished - to be fair though, I've never been on any of the apps so maybe that could still happen to me in the future should it get to that point... 😄 The best thing about being 45 is that all of my kids are now adults and that feels sooooo good! LOL
From the standpoint of western women, even as a Man, this is hilarious and true 😂 peeing on yourself and you don’t have any kids to blame for it? that’s strong 💪🏻 and in-depends hahaha
While I find this hilarious, your 40’s are as good as you make it. As someone in their mid forties, I am at my healthiest, dating is tricky, but life is the best it has ever been.
I have the same package as my 30s except the children are bigger and I actually get my own time to have my own thoughts. And there’s promotions and we might get to travel and have vacations. But we had to trade in our fun mid to late 20s and 30s packages trying to stay afloat supporting a family. So it’s like…it might be a wash. Plus my husband almost died in 2020… so there is a chance if you trade in your 20s and 30s packages , that COULD be all you get forever. So it’s a gamble. It’s a real gamble.
Do the 30’s package for women being married with kids and totally disregarded and trampled on in every way 😂 because sadly… then 40’s one looks really good. We are stuffed either way but not to be hostage to that stuff anymore, beats out the 30’s hands down. Sad but true 🎉
😂😂😂 wheeeeeeeeeeeew! This is some bullllllllllllllshit! Just the fact that someone has taken the imitative to tell you (matter fact) direct you as to what will happen in your life and how it will go, should be enough to confirm, what’s really going on. The depends part is. 👀
Just so you know, there is a copycat channel stealing and repurposing your content for a farm, they have accumulated a 3rd of your total views. Damelio animations is the user, was very hard finding your channel
My 40’s are way better than my 30’s. Life is not this bleak! Plus, I stopped caring as much about what people think. The 40’s are the best so far.
Agreed
@@keoshamack3801no 30s we’re the best
Facts.❤
I find some people become more judgemental towards one the older one gets.
I agree.
If you hate the 40s packages, wait until you see what you can get in your 60s. You stop peeing when you laugh and replace it with uncontrollable tooting. (That package comes with a lifetime supply of GasX.) More than 2 hours of continuous sleep is in the rear view mirror. You seriously contemplate getting a chair for your shower, telling yourself it's for shaving your legs. You keep reading glasses in every room of the house. (You can get up to five pairs a year with package number 5.) And you no longer recognize any of the hosts or musical acts on Saturday Night Live. But it doesn't matter because you're in bed by 9 anyway, since you wake up at 4 am and can't get back to sleep, thanks to both arthritis and your 18 cats.
I've got the 60's package with only 7 cats, the uncontrollable gas emission with Gas-X (but it doesn't work), and a lifetime supply of Extra Strength Tylenol or Ibuprofen, which ever works. It also comes with increasing forgetfullnes (What was I going into the kitchen for?), the built in shower chair (hand held shower is standard), a shoe closet with only 3 pairs of flat heeled shoes that fit when your ankles/feet sweel, support/compression stockings and bird feeder. 😂😂
And I thought the package for the 30's was rough. Since when did it hurt to get up?! And I basically need a full recovery day after walking around theme parks with the kids all day?! Ughhh... it seems like I need to exercise more, lose weight, stretch, drink more water, and... ughhhh.
Younger people, listen up! Take great care of your feet, ankles, knees, and hips. You may not realize the difference if you do but you definitely will if you don't! Yeah, *this* is why some recommended having kids in your 20's. So you can play with them instead of just watching from the sidelines.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Veronika is nothing short of hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And brilliant to boot!!
"The cats come with every package" ROFL!
I work with this chick. Just bought her third cat.
Cats are flying the airplane, too.
Allergic to cats. Totally screwed. 😐
I managed to do a deal where my sister gets all my cats. I think my other sister did the same deal. So two of us have no cats and the other has nine!
Yes, she's buying packages from the wrong place because I'm 51 and still have no cats. I have a dog though, the one breed I had so very much hoped for. My Cavalier King Charles' Spaniel is loved by everyone!
Oh for goodness sake!! You're not dying turning 40!!!
Hahahahah
Not dead but you sure aren’t living.
@@lynchsc420 speak for yourself!
@@SomnusLucisCaelum absolutely!
@@trekkie-cat I'm in my mid-30's and not once have I felt any of those bad things people often say they feel in their 30's. Sure, I had a terrible, incapacitating pain on my back and legs in my 20's from a bad spine, I got that corrected and I've never felt pain again because I keep doing the exercises from physio therapy I was given. I'm lactose intolerant from birth and also always had terrible eyesight from very thin corneas, which was also from birth but I took steps to prevent worsening of everything else remain healthy. I don't feel old, tired or worn down ! ;)
Umm, these fake ass packages are TRASH. As someone in the 40 club, I can tell you that you can make your own damn package 💪🏽
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm 40 and I agree lol
Amen! No cats, can hold my pee (mostly, lol). Travel at will, solo and in groups. Stable employment. Husband acting right 70% of the time. 😂😂😂
That was the package that was Sold Out 😂
Ass packages?
These packages are effing horrible 😂I think I'll stay my age😅
The cats come with every package! 😂😂😂
Did I say "cats"? Sorry, the catfish come with every package.
Package 3 is all sold out. 😭
All the good ones are gone.
mE at 36 staring at my three cats in horror
I'm 46 with 7 cats lol
Same! I'd call one of my friends but they're all in different states! 😮
I just got my third cat and all my friends live out of state. But all of this is perfectly acceptable, because I just turned 60. 😂
Just hit 55 and I can honestly say I never signed up for this BS.😮😂
Neither did I. 51.
🥳💜Each decade can be what you make of it! I love my 40s! They have been awesome! My husband and I have done a lot of traveling, more entertaining, more date nights, and we spend more time together. I’ve been able to focus on my hobbies and turned them into businesses. Since we didn’t have any children by choice, we were able to plan ahead, and we don’t have the usual worries that other people may have. We are truly blessed. Each decade can be what you make of it!🥳💜
Love that!
The voice actings are incredible!
Honestly, I wouldn't have any of the packages without my cats. 😂
No lie now that I’m in my 40s my life has been so much peaceful and I finally came to the acceptance that I’m happy in my alone era It is such a peaceful feeling
I’m dying. This is hilarious 😂😂
I disagree I’m 42 women and none of this has happened to me 😅😅
You have a few good years left; enjoy them!
@@Crymeariver227 I have more than a few I claim it
Hmmmmm
Lol
You were probably package #3, that one was sold out. 🎉👍
What package has weight gain, ailments, and hair, that pop up out of nowhere. Because face it, God is laughing at your plans. 😂😂❤
30s
@@nai-lahkristasimone5161 Not for all of us.
Im dyin’- “you have friends, they just all live out of state.” 😂🤗. U really cant win can ya!?
I feel attacked....😂😂😂😂❤. The beauty of it is we get to create our narrative ✨️ with the cute "Depends" to boot. 😂❤🎉
Is there a package with 4 cats and a dog? I’ll take that one! 🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐶
😅 that was hilarious!!! I'm in my forties now, they left out the 📦 where you get pimples EVERYWHERE during your cycle, the need for bifocals, and getting excited about household appliances for Christmas 🎁😅🤦🏽♀️😒🤯
"You're gonna have friends, but they're all gonna live out of state." This statement is exactly what I experience.
I don't know about 40's, but these things definitely apply to 60's.
I thought life BEGINS at 40 not ENDS at 40 😭 I'm 37. 3 yrs left of the good life.
I turn 40 in like a week too so this was awesome to see this funny little video, thank you!
Glad you enjoyed it!
All the packages sound like sad modern women live with cats.😂
The cats don’t sound too bad 😂
The depends things .... I just laughed so hard I peed a little. Too true. Sigh.
What tha!!??? I'm in my 40s and this has never happened to me! I thought that this sort of thing didn't start until late 60s or 70s?!!
I am 65. None of this crap has happened to me! Unreal.
Package 6 is chronic autoimmune and credit card debt, but you get a series of younger lovers.
The bladder issues start closer to fifties. The vision issues started the week before I turned forty.
Precise 🎯🤣🤣🤣
I currently have Package 2. It's a quiet, solitary life. 🙂
Omg let me enjoy the rest of my 30s
Life during the 50’s have been a high point.
I"M BEING ATTACKED XD I'm only 37 T.T
I'm in my 70s, and still haven't lost control of my bladder. Or anything else. So there!
Only three cats?? What kind of cheapo package is that????
All your friends live out of state. Stop reading me...
😂😂😂
That's accurate for me as well.
Omg, why did package two so violently call me out 😂
I just turned 45 this week and I can confirm that I do NOT need depends, I do NOT have 5 cats and I have NEVER been catfished - to be fair though, I've never been on any of the apps so maybe that could still happen to me in the future should it get to that point... 😄
The best thing about being 45 is that all of my kids are now adults and that feels sooooo good! LOL
From the standpoint of western women, even as a Man, this is hilarious and true 😂 peeing on yourself and you don’t have any kids to blame for it? that’s strong 💪🏻 and in-depends hahaha
My guy I’m only in my 20s and I already need some of those packages
Omg the cats come with every package from now on 😂😂😂 I love Veronica
Lol The best comments are from the women that personalize this entire skit
My 40's have been great better than my 30's
Who writes this stuff, I love it!!!
You're gonna get another cat! 🐈
40's are the best so far!! I look younger than 5 years ago, I'm in better mental health, have a bit more money and real friends. I love 40's
While I find this hilarious, your 40’s are as good as you make it. As someone in their mid forties, I am at my healthiest, dating is tricky, but life is the best it has ever been.
I have the same package as my 30s except the children are bigger and I actually get my own time to have my own thoughts. And there’s promotions and we might get to travel and have vacations. But we had to trade in our fun mid to late 20s and 30s packages trying to stay afloat supporting a family. So it’s like…it might be a wash. Plus my husband almost died in 2020… so there is a chance if you trade in your 20s and 30s packages , that COULD be all you get forever. So it’s a gamble. It’s a real gamble.
Omg…😂😂😂 i’ll be 40 in September and I got cats. Stop this foolishness it’s time accurate😭
Why is this sooo accurate! This is me!😂
The pee has not cone for me yet, but I use readers😂
I can't do cats, plants are not making it😂😂😂😂
Adorable!
I LOVE how she's basically standing in the bin.
My package came with a chihuahua and travel lol.
Not packages 😂😂😂
Do the 30’s package for women being married with kids and totally disregarded and trampled on in every way 😂 because sadly… then 40’s one looks really good. We are stuffed either way but not to be hostage to that stuff anymore, beats out the 30’s hands down. Sad but true 🎉
BAHAHA. So funny!
I’ll wait for package three to become available again.
Hopefully I can keep this husband till 40 so I can have someone to travel with 😂
This hit hard
😂🤣🤭
00:48 “I see that you have two cats from your 30s, and you’re gonna actually get another one because the dates you’ve been going on are terrible…”
OMG! 😂😂😂
lol 😅😂 package 4😂
Accurate 😂😭
Luckily I didn't get any of those packages
Me at 32, wishing I could afford one cat, let alone three
Savage!!
😂😂😂 wheeeeeeeeeeeew! This is some bullllllllllllllshit! Just the fact that someone has taken the imitative to tell you (matter fact) direct you as to what will happen in your life and how it will go, should be enough to confirm, what’s really going on. The depends part is. 👀
Nooo. Nothing like that happens...its just an exaggeration!
OMG!!!!😂😂
Just so you know, there is a copycat channel stealing and repurposing your content for a farm, they have accumulated a 3rd of your total views. Damelio animations is the user, was very hard finding your channel
Yes and I saw another channel same voice different animations.
I think there are lots of them. I see some of the same videos but all the channels are different names.
I think the audio is from tiktok so youtubers are animating it
HAHAHA I turn 40 in 2 months. 😂😂
A lot of women are going to be PISSED at the package my wife got... God damn.
Wow I turn 40 this year…. Goodbye 30’s
Can I just hear about package 3 😔
Omg I'm package 2. 😢
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣
I got package 7. I got love, children, home, mother, great husband and career
Then people started dying
Living Package 2 IRL
😂😂😂😂
lol
Oh, please, I'm 51 and I have it better than those "packages"!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
🤣😂😅😭💀
OFFENSIVE!!! I have 8 cats and they’re my BABIES!!! 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂 im dying bro. All girls in 2024 with MGTOW
Oh, and what if you’re allergic to cats??
Send help Lord.
I’m definitely 2 cats short
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Who is peeing at 40? That’s wild.
So instead of 34, im actually 40 with a la carte pieces from packages 1 and 2 then