Doctor Reacts to: ABSURD MEDICAL MEMES EP. 5

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  • Опубліковано 20 кві 2019
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    WELCOME TO MEDICAL MEME REVIEW EP 5!!!!
    Medical memes or Doctor Memes are a great way to get a laugh whether or not you are part of the medical community. I think that they are incredibly relatable as you can catch the humor even as a patient. I will say that some of the memes can be dark and if taken out of context can even seem offensive BUT we need to understand that this is medical satire. Being able to laugh at ourselves and our troubles is a healthy habit to practice.
    I really enjoy reacting to these memes and I know that there are millions more out there that are as funny. Please if you enjoy this series let me know by liking, commenting, and sharing this video with your friends/family. If I see that you enjoyed it I will put out another post on my IG to send me the best doctor memes and nursing memes so that we can all share a laugh. #DoctorMikeMedicalMemeReview
    As they say, laughter is the best medicine, so let's laugh away together!
    If you have an idea of something you want me to cover in depth, please let me know because I take your requests seriously. We will be back with more Medical Drama Review Series in a couple of weeks so please submit more names of shows/episodes you'd like for me to watch. Love you all!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @JustCallMeBo1
    @JustCallMeBo1 5 років тому +9277

    *"Unless you're dating a guy and you nicknamed him Flu Shot, ain't no way a flu shot is getting you pregnant Baby Boo."*
    *I'M CRYING!!!* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @holyep2537
      @holyep2537 5 років тому +276

      the way he said baby boo killed me!!!!

    • @wildjellyfish7482
      @wildjellyfish7482 5 років тому +63

      i loved that

    • @agnes915
      @agnes915 5 років тому +74

      i replayed that part 3 times😂

    • @sophiaflorescarpio9906
      @sophiaflorescarpio9906 5 років тому +38

      JustCallMeBo I was dead when he said that I started to laugh and I have strep throat damn that hurts so much

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +22

      Stealing that
      Would become a doctor just to say that.

  • @moonlighting9785
    @moonlighting9785 4 роки тому +5305

    “Unless you’re dating a guy and you nicknamed him flu shot, ain’t no way a flu shots getting you pregnant”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @StudsMac
      @StudsMac 4 роки тому +28

      how does this have 558 likes but only 2 replies?

    • @drnub9365
      @drnub9365 4 роки тому +11

      Huh, kinda looks familiar to a comment with 7k likes and one by Dr.Mike... trying to gain some copycat fame?

    • @moonlighting9785
      @moonlighting9785 4 роки тому +10

      Dr Nub I literally had no idea that someone else had the same comment, I swear to god. of course I watch his videos and I found it funny. I actually just found out that this comment got some many likes just cuz you replied to me and I saw it in my email😅😅😅. Sorry I didn’t mean to offend anyone. I very rarely post UA-cam comments❤️✌🏻

    • @drnub9365
      @drnub9365 4 роки тому +6

      @@moonlighting9785 😂😂 just being funny, everyone has this same comment, dont worry about it

    • @anthonynocitaa
      @anthonynocitaa 4 роки тому +4

      BABYBOO

  • @hutao7917
    @hutao7917 3 роки тому +562

    2:30 “his palms are sweaty, arms weak, gloves are heavy, he’s failing to pull them on correctly”

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose 2 роки тому +573

    Two things that never get old: dark humour and unvaccinated children.

    • @aditri2664
      @aditri2664 Рік тому +25

      YOU DIDN'T JUST-

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому +31

      I am laughing at his. I may be evil.

    • @Confuzzledtoast
      @Confuzzledtoast Рік тому +9

      This is hilarious!!❤

    • @cloudyskies3954
      @cloudyskies3954 Рік тому +8

      Fudging underated comment dude.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Рік тому +11

      I mean, it's not as mean-spirited as the parents who'd rather have a dead child than accept universally proven scientific facts.

  • @georgeruiz9211
    @georgeruiz9211 4 роки тому +13484

    People: water
    Scientists: h2o
    Memes: earth juice
    Dr Mike: sprinkler fluid

  • @canuck3703
    @canuck3703 4 роки тому +5055

    *_Dr Mike Vocabulary:_*
    1. Feets
    2. Sprinkler fluid
    3. Sneeze stuff

  • @katiebierbusse1711
    @katiebierbusse1711 3 роки тому +124

    Thank you Dr. Mike for writing out your captions personally so they aren’t automated :) it means a lot

    • @lizzybearstar1661
      @lizzybearstar1661 6 місяців тому

      Anyone else notice at 4:02 totally looks like that guy in the picture
      Has a snake in his mouth

  • @fredpuntdroad8701
    @fredpuntdroad8701 3 роки тому +32

    4:56 That one hits home. A brother of my grandfather passed at age 93. At 74 he was diagnosed with a deadly heart condition and told to take these meds or die. His brother died from the same heart condition at 70.
    Except he thought they made him dizzy and unable to work, so he stopped taking them after a week. We argued it for weeks and months on end, he was too stubborn.
    And somehow, statistically impossible, the condition failed to kill him for another 19 years. Okay, he couldn't walk up two stairs with being effed for a few minutes, but he was nominally alive.

  • @periodt6272
    @periodt6272 5 років тому +8575

    “The surgery room....gets lit”-Dr.Mike 2k19😂💀

  • @sidekicks1403
    @sidekicks1403 5 років тому +11931

    doc: *went to med school and learnt anatomy*
    doc: "FEETS"

    • @valeriastrode4324
      @valeriastrode4324 5 років тому +177

      Don't make fun of his Russian accent, okay
      P.S. I say feets too... and fishes 🤣

    • @kierstens
      @kierstens 5 років тому +67

      @@valeriastrode4324 fishes is appropriate when you are talking about a multi-species group ;-)

    • @cindyc9890
      @cindyc9890 5 років тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @freddyandrade1166
      @freddyandrade1166 5 років тому +79

      he said feet the first time then he was just trying to emphasized the issue in a funny way lol

    • @Aakash_Goswami1
      @Aakash_Goswami1 5 років тому +9

      @@freddyandrade1166 that's the point

  • @Cobaltthefluffywagon
    @Cobaltthefluffywagon 2 роки тому +35

    I love his surprised reaction at 6:25 that seamlessly transitions into him following along with finger movements

    • @MeshMwah
      @MeshMwah 9 місяців тому

      Lol I was cracking up 😂

  • @raulantunez4228
    @raulantunez4228 3 роки тому +36

    I love how he’s the opposite of what I would expect a doctor to be.

  • @jazzcandy689
    @jazzcandy689 4 роки тому +5358

    “Ain’t no way a flu shot getting you pregnant baby boo”

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +3865

    Asian parents- your career choices are doctor, lawyer, or engineer
    me- can I be a lawyer?
    Asian parent- no you be doctor
    me- wut?

    • @godlikejr.3683
      @godlikejr.3683 5 років тому +301

      Last Career choice- *Disgrace to family*

    • @mariahsbelovedlamb6443
      @mariahsbelovedlamb6443 5 років тому +553

      Me: "Mom, I'm Gay."
      Asian Parents: "Be doctor first then gay."
      ...............

    • @sleepyninjarin7971
      @sleepyninjarin7971 5 років тому +9

      you the new justin y now or what?

    • @joliehuynh
      @joliehuynh 5 років тому +17

      #relatable

    • @blainevanity6
      @blainevanity6 5 років тому +91

      Not exaggerating, this is a conversation my dad and I had. Currently a 2nd yr med student

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 3 роки тому +46

    Yes. Please do a video on circumcision. My son is 30 years old. When I had him through c-section, the old male Dr came in and basically berated me for not agreeing to the circumcision. I told him my family believed in allowing the grown man to decide for himself. The doctor was angry and made me sign a bunch of papers saying if anything happened without the circumcision it was my fault.BTW My son is fine and is fine the way he is.

    • @ChairyCrasher
      @ChairyCrasher 2 роки тому +9

      he will try to justify infant circumcision.

    • @user-in1gv1uh2v
      @user-in1gv1uh2v Рік тому +3

      @@SpeedyGwen What exactly is bad about it?

    • @TheFartofGod
      @TheFartofGod Рік тому +8

      What a strange thing for a doctor to berate someone over, especially a patient who just went through a c-section... don't worry about it, i don't think it was you.. someone hurt that doctor's feelings that day and you took the brunt of it for the next patient's sake😊

    • @jamesbyrd3740
      @jamesbyrd3740 8 місяців тому +3

      @@ChairyCrasher yup, I'd bet anything he is circumcised, so he is trying to justify it in his own head.

    • @ChairyCrasher
      @ChairyCrasher 8 місяців тому

      @@jamesbyrd3740 Yeah or use some excuses like it is cleaner, less hiv, or religious freedom

  • @Meridian76
    @Meridian76 2 роки тому +28

    The movie with The Rock you’re asking about is called “Race to Witch Mountain.”

    • @AlessioSangalli
      @AlessioSangalli 2 роки тому

      And i don't think he understood the joke

    • @therapyandfolklore
      @therapyandfolklore 2 роки тому

      a terrible remake of the amazing classic movie from the 70s

  • @rieke7866
    @rieke7866 5 років тому +2889

    Mom: im not vaccinating my kids
    Mike: hold my sprinkler fluid

    • @batyamedved5625
      @batyamedved5625 5 років тому +7

      marieke schaap best comment 😂😂😂

    • @zoeydicks3397
      @zoeydicks3397 5 років тому +7

      Omg yes 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeongna
      @jeongna 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @afrahhhh20
      @afrahhhh20 5 років тому +1

      I'm seriously wheezing!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @harridavies1815
    @harridavies1815 3 роки тому +3663

    7:20
    Me: why’s he naked at the dentist?
    Dr Mike: why’s the dentist got a stethoscope

    • @isla_frew337
      @isla_frew337 3 роки тому +35

      Communist Beans idk why but i died at that one 😭

    • @_17.
      @_17. 3 роки тому +15

      Because doctor is examines him

    • @ishmal.xoxo.
      @ishmal.xoxo. 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @kdrbck2311
      @kdrbck2311 3 роки тому +13

      if you really wanna know we sometimes listen to temperomandibular joint.

    • @sarahdsouza7739
      @sarahdsouza7739 3 роки тому +5

      @@kdrbck2311 took the words out of my mouth 😅

  • @danasaur8274
    @danasaur8274 Рік тому +6

    6:21 She's a whole mood I love it 😂

  • @kcganimations5112
    @kcganimations5112 2 роки тому +9

    3:09
    dr. mike: k say 'aaaaah'
    baby: ah-*sneezes*

    • @kcganimations5112
      @kcganimations5112 2 роки тому +2

      6:52
      girl: so autism causes vaccines?
      me: I WANT TO MEET YOU AND THE SCRIPTWRITER

  • @cheekychief2273
    @cheekychief2273 5 років тому +26236

    Me, a stupid normie: water
    Doctor mike, an intellectual: sprinkler fluid

  • @aliceeex
    @aliceeex 5 років тому +2740

    "Unless you're dating a guy and you've nicknamed him Flu Shot *AIN'T NO WAY A FLU SHOT'S GETTING YOU PREGNANT BABY BOO* "
    -Doctor Mike 2019

  • @phantompheonix6990
    @phantompheonix6990 3 роки тому +42

    "They start spraying sweat like its sprinkler fluid"
    Umm... He's not technichally wrong there

  • @katieatkinson1014
    @katieatkinson1014 Рік тому +8

    Hey Dr. Mike, thank you for your videos, they always brighten my day!
    P.S.
    The Dwayne Johnson movie you were asking about is called Race to Witch Mountain 😃

  • @thepowah4734
    @thepowah4734 4 роки тому +2770

    Robber : *drops gun* "godamnit why won't you die"
    Me : *chugging my 15th gummy vitamin* "I came prepared"

    • @cadietuc
      @cadietuc 4 роки тому +91

      *gulps my calcium enriched milk*
      Fucking casual

    • @4DonicTH
      @4DonicTH 4 роки тому +19

      nanovitamin, son

    • @doyoureallyneedtoknowmynam9480
      @doyoureallyneedtoknowmynam9480 4 роки тому +44

      *chugs milk*
      *does the kool-aid man voice* “OH YEAH”

    • @Astero_Sirenia
      @Astero_Sirenia 4 роки тому +1

      Im your 190th like XD

    • @pastelmeifwa9117
      @pastelmeifwa9117 4 роки тому +13

      The cure to the end of the world: multivitamins
      Think about it: no robot could take the ultimate power that is the vitamin
      And the aliens would want to befriend us to trade vitamins
      It's brilliant

  • @birdlife377
    @birdlife377 4 роки тому +14026

    Dr mike is that one kid in your class that would laugh at your nerdy jokes

    • @slurpiegames
      @slurpiegames 4 роки тому +57

      69th like

    • @sweetestaphrodite
      @sweetestaphrodite 4 роки тому +421

      He’s the type that would laugh at anyone’s jokes 😔

    • @vitaminademorango
      @vitaminademorango 4 роки тому +72

      @@sweetestaphrodite ikr?? 😭💛

    • @fuyumi6845
      @fuyumi6845 4 роки тому +22

      That me too

    • @bicthybi7529
      @bicthybi7529 4 роки тому +31

      I am sorry, for I can not like this because it is at 666 likes. Congrats for that, travel safely.
      *Edit;*
      This isn't for me but congrats my fellow travelers fro 896 likes. Your almost to 1000! Now I shall contribute. Good luck

  • @lalapoggiteixeira
    @lalapoggiteixeira 2 роки тому +35

    I love how Doctor Mike laughs at the most silly memes. I totally relate!! lol

  • @rhysodunloe2463
    @rhysodunloe2463 3 роки тому +7

    One of the orthopaedic surgeons in our hospital listens to the Metalcore band of one of the nurse's son in the OR. It helps him to concentrate. But imagine waking up from anaesthesia by accident and then you hear someone roaring "I want to hear you scream! I want to see you cry! I want to see you spit some blood in the sky!" over some badass double base.

  • @HappyfoxBiz
    @HappyfoxBiz 4 роки тому +3493

    "open up please"
    "sometimes I get sad"
    I gotta use that one at my next dental appointment

    • @its_lemon_19
      @its_lemon_19 4 роки тому +19

      Happy Fox Same

    • @jennypai3763
      @jennypai3763 4 роки тому +46

      I can't believe I laughed at that lol

    • @mf4349
      @mf4349 4 роки тому +2

      hey

    • @That1guyiknow
      @That1guyiknow 4 роки тому +46

      I did that and my dentist burst out laughing

    • @nqatha2229
      @nqatha2229 4 роки тому +29

      I had to go to the dentist 3 months after my husband's burial. It was the first time to sit back for more than 5 minutes. Like 2 seconds after opening my mouth, rears just started dripping off me.
      The dentist is a friend and he just allowed me to grieve as he continued working on my cavity. The mopped the floor after the procedure.
      Dentists are therapists :)

  • @wmania30
    @wmania30 4 роки тому +3234

    “The surgery room gets lit” was never a sentence i wanted to hear

    • @Idontcare-he9cq
      @Idontcare-he9cq 4 роки тому +11

      WhipperSnapper do you know what the song is?

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 роки тому +39

      I just wish I had a video now of my surgeons partying it up.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 4 роки тому +2

      Just medical school in America, lit up as always.

    • @jayyu8229
      @jayyu8229 4 роки тому

      Mortablunt just school in America, lit up as always

    • @aanandhivb
      @aanandhivb 4 роки тому

      I am your 1000th like! 💖

  • @koen23
    @koen23 2 роки тому +3

    I felt the one on 9:00 so hard. The first concert in my life I went to I passed out because of an epileptic attack (for the doctors among us no it had nothing to do with the light flashings) and nobody believed my friends (or me when I was conscious again) that we didn't drink (or did drugs) eventhough we where only like 15 and we just got there

  • @Majozi155
    @Majozi155 3 роки тому +9

    Hearing Mike say: "Vegetables, I'm coming for you" is the sexiest thing I've heard all year!

  • @emilythorpe1811
    @emilythorpe1811 5 років тому +2109

    Dr. Mike: “Vegetables, I’m coming for you.”
    Me: immediately searches for a carrot costume on Amazon Prime

    • @ZoyaKhan-rh1zs
      @ZoyaKhan-rh1zs 5 років тому +9

      XD lol

    • @kamisemire
      @kamisemire 5 років тому +16

      This made me laugh. 😂😂😂

    • @elenag701
      @elenag701 5 років тому +40

      **hops around in a celery costume**

    • @Simplyme9711
      @Simplyme9711 5 років тому +2

      Thank you... hilarious

    • @luizas1935
      @luizas1935 5 років тому +9

      Right??? I was like: “call me vegetable and come for me baby”

  • @lplayz605
    @lplayz605 5 років тому +4165

    Mike: “sprinkler fluid”
    Me:
    Do you,
    Perhaps....
    Mean....
    *water?*

    • @eloiseharrison8574
      @eloiseharrison8574 5 років тому +6

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣 oh my goodness

    • @TimWhiteCubs
      @TimWhiteCubs 5 років тому +60

      No, he means dihydrogen monoxide

    • @kaenryuuart543
      @kaenryuuart543 5 років тому +11

      No he means jellyfish's blood

    • @khairulhafidz15
      @khairulhafidz15 5 років тому +22

      Lol you guys are so funny. *He meant H²O*

    • @noteblocker5857
      @noteblocker5857 5 років тому +18

      he meant D E H Y D R A T I O N M E D I C I N E

  • @passingrando6457
    @passingrando6457 2 роки тому +2

    5:05 there's also an entire country that works like that. Italy has high rates of alcohol consumption, tobacco use, overeating, and diets generally very high in carbs. Italians on average live longer than _anyone_ else.

  • @naeemakareem8595
    @naeemakareem8595 2 роки тому +5

    4:17 that laugh of Dr. Mike made my day 😩✋🏼

  • @SenpaiiiDesu69
    @SenpaiiiDesu69 4 роки тому +3402

    Doctor:What is Your Zodiac Sign
    Patient: Cancer
    Doctor:Oh What A Coincedence

    • @user-rx7sq8fd1p
      @user-rx7sq8fd1p 4 роки тому +11

      Luis Jade Fuertez copied

    • @horus3416
      @horus3416 4 роки тому +24

      Lmaooo I’m actually a Cancer

    • @dilaraemsiz6808
      @dilaraemsiz6808 4 роки тому +4

      Horus Is Stupid same

    • @undercoversmonk5712
      @undercoversmonk5712 4 роки тому +4

      i have the zodiac sign cancer too!
      *YAYYY IM SO GOING TO DIE!*

    • @crydegolem4135
      @crydegolem4135 4 роки тому +7

      MaffSlarf he’s not making fun of anyone, allow it.

  • @tristan-smith102
    @tristan-smith102 5 років тому +2382

    "Water." *Insert Winnie the Pooh casual*
    "Sprinkler fluid." *Insert Winnie the Pooh meme formal*

    • @JustLikeAFlower
      @JustLikeAFlower 5 років тому +10

      Tristy YT *Pooh

    • @foxx8414
      @foxx8414 5 років тому +9

      Thanks for making your comment EU-compatible

    • @TheDailyEgg
      @TheDailyEgg 5 років тому +3

      Do not let this distract you from the fact that I post videos of eggs every day

    • @tristan-smith102
      @tristan-smith102 5 років тому

      @@TheDailyEgg Okay then...

    • @sannemthomsen
      @sannemthomsen 5 років тому +1

      I am so confused... does sprinkler fluid not exist in America?

  • @DoingTheDontsYT
    @DoingTheDontsYT 5 місяців тому +1

    Watching this when sick is good. mindlessly staring at my laptop with red puffy eyes, looking like a swamp monster. i salute you, doctor mike

  • @Hannah1114
    @Hannah1114 2 роки тому +3

    I loves it when bear raised his paw he is so adorable

  • @someone-hh6zn
    @someone-hh6zn 3 роки тому +6450

    Dr Mike is like when you show your parents a meme and they turn it into a lecture

  • @tinyk1466
    @tinyk1466 4 роки тому +2850

    “I’m from Russia, you’re from Detroit, you’re white, I’m white, please don’t demonetize me.”

  • @CharleyWales1999
    @CharleyWales1999 2 роки тому

    Why does Medical Meme Review always make me sleepy 😂 I love it so much but it helps me straight to sleep 😂

  • @mikethegoo
    @mikethegoo 2 роки тому +1

    About the unhealthiest people living the longest. I do hear mom jokingly say something sometimes. I'm not sure if it's an actual saying, but it does sound like one.
    Translated to English it would go "Weeds don't perish"
    Which basically, obviously, just means "The ones you expect to be the first to go, somehow just keep at it the longest."

  • @swagster4180
    @swagster4180 5 років тому +1822

    2:37
    “Sprinkler Fluid”
    Um.
    Do you mean:
    *water?*

    • @ariryan8832
      @ariryan8832 5 років тому +11

      Lmao

    • @sannemthomsen
      @sannemthomsen 5 років тому +3

      Does sprinkler fluid not exist in america?

    • @SuperUrton
      @SuperUrton 5 років тому +3

      @@sannemthomsen It just depends on what part of America. For instance, here in California we only just recently got our order in that we placed 15 years ago.

    • @mw33213
      @mw33213 5 років тому +1

      No he means sprinkler fluid.

    • @prehistoricforce74
      @prehistoricforce74 5 років тому

      I’m the 1.1k-th Like

  • @robotsneedlove
    @robotsneedlove 4 роки тому +2037

    My toddler wears his "vaccines cause adults" shirt to all his vaccines. The health nurse loves it.

    • @azsli2
      @azsli2 4 роки тому +76

      Mine had a bib that said "love them,hug them,get them their shots"

    • @robotsneedlove
      @robotsneedlove 4 роки тому +24

      @@azsli2 that's so cute!

    • @You.Tube.Sucks.
      @You.Tube.Sucks. 4 роки тому +6

      Brilliant! What a fabulous shirt 😁 (@robotsneedlove)

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 4 роки тому +6

      I need one of those shirts 😂😂

    • @supermaxr5093
      @supermaxr5093 4 роки тому

      Stupid bitches lmao

  • @nathanielsuinan
    @nathanielsuinan 3 роки тому

    Fun-filled memes and Doctor Mike blends it with meaningful factual approach.

  • @robertvelasquez823
    @robertvelasquez823 2 роки тому +3

    The video of learning new skills in medicine made me laugh also. Especially the med student’s flop on the pool.

  • @elenikyprou9635
    @elenikyprou9635 5 років тому +2440

    Dr. Mike : vegetables, I'm coming for u
    Me: *googles how to be a carrot*

    • @red_dll
      @red_dll 5 років тому +43

      Don't start from scratch and bury yourself.. just don't.

    • @elenikyprou9635
      @elenikyprou9635 5 років тому +6

      @@red_dll idk what u talking about, steve

    • @awig8115
      @awig8115 5 років тому +3

      @@elenikyprou9635 omg girl i cant 👀😭😂😂😂

    • @edgesidontknowher4997
      @edgesidontknowher4997 5 років тому +1

      @@elenikyprou9635 😂

    • @azrulrohiza395
      @azrulrohiza395 5 років тому +13

      They don't have brains, you're already starting good

  • @ruler_of_everythingd1701
    @ruler_of_everythingd1701 5 років тому +2779

    FBI:FBI OPEN UP
    Me:Sometimes I feel sad
    *FBI holding a clipboard*hm

    • @saintsinningsword
      @saintsinningsword 4 роки тому +40

      All this time I thought the FBI were the bad guys

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +24

      saintsinningsword they’re just misunderstood

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +2

      @@saintsinningsword me and Alexa: Awwwwww
      King:wow well ok?
      Me: go away this is our time

    • @emanu1674
      @emanu1674 4 роки тому +3

      Alexa play despacito

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 4 роки тому +1

      😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @MunchnMumble
    @MunchnMumble 2 роки тому +4

    Can 100% relate to the gloves thing. I am an SLP, and in grad school I was supposed to do an oral mech exam on one of my patients and it took me so long to wrestle the gloves on that my supervisor just examined the patient for me 😂

  • @Uchiha.Itachii
    @Uchiha.Itachii Рік тому +5

    Mike’s reaction to these memes make me laugh even more at the memes 💀

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 5 років тому +6926

    True story: I was in the dentist and he had his fingers in my mouth and asked the dental assistant for "suction", I thought he was talking to me and I sucked his fingers. I. Was. MORTIFIED.

    • @shaewelch9732
      @shaewelch9732 5 років тому +1200

      I laughed way too hard at this. The sheer awkwardness lol

    • @haylxx1
      @haylxx1 5 років тому +456

      i died at this 😂

    • @MonumentToSin
      @MonumentToSin 5 років тому +235

      hOLY SHiT

    • @user-yy5bu2dy1v
      @user-yy5bu2dy1v 5 років тому +233

      I’m in tears

    • @Mutable_PageOfCups
      @Mutable_PageOfCups 5 років тому +272

      Dentists always tell this joke about a patient of theirs and they always start off True story lol

  • @mauricejohnson5721
    @mauricejohnson5721 5 років тому +1442

    10:23
    Dr.Mike: Vegetables..... I coming for you.
    Me: Turns into Broccoli. And now we wait.

    • @Chelsyclb
      @Chelsyclb 5 років тому +20

      I was about to say...that's not the only thing that's coming.....I was seaking out this comment...someone would get jt

    • @skydixon6958
      @skydixon6958 5 років тому +2

      I-

    • @oxauthoralicexo7854
      @oxauthoralicexo7854 5 років тому +2

      That was myyy thoughttss exactlyyyy

    • @heyitsisela6482
      @heyitsisela6482 5 років тому +1

      Best thing I've read all day 😂😂😂😂🥦

    • @9037chaparra
      @9037chaparra 5 років тому +1

      My thoughts exactly only I want to turn into a carrot lol

  • @movieswithshannon
    @movieswithshannon 2 роки тому

    makes me laugh, notifying the veggies their reign is over at the end of the video this channel is awesome! Thanks Dr. Mike!

  • @ashieboop4281
    @ashieboop4281 Рік тому

    I heard the beat in the OR while I was dozing off in surgery and it was FIRE!

  • @av.508
    @av.508 5 років тому +1082

    "Aint no way a flu shots getting you pregnant baby boo!" Literally deing😂

  • @aestheticgl2164
    @aestheticgl2164 5 років тому +1186

    Mom: I’m not vaccinating my child
    Mike: hold my green tea w/ honey

    • @Hzven
      @Hzven 5 років тому +8

      æstheticiiangelsツ hold my scalpel

    • @gretelrios1356
      @gretelrios1356 5 років тому +12

      Mike: hold my green tea w/ honey

    • @AlmaMarie333
      @AlmaMarie333 5 років тому +10

      Hold my sprinkler fluid

    • @spongebobsquarepant1297
      @spongebobsquarepant1297 5 років тому +4

      æstheticiiangelsツ should’ve been ‘hold my alcoholic sprinkler fluid’

    • @wisehuman2084
      @wisehuman2084 5 років тому +3

      *Kinder eggs🙃

  • @mathemophile9126
    @mathemophile9126 2 роки тому

    Not sure about the memes.. but his smile and joyfulness actually makes me happy..and smile..❣😊

  • @sehseheniafe9453
    @sehseheniafe9453 10 місяців тому

    I love your memes!

  • @neuroticplays
    @neuroticplays 5 років тому +2508

    Why was the anti-vaxxer's 2 year old crying
    Midlife crisis

  • @lizardking9960
    @lizardking9960 3 роки тому +6112

    I imagine when hes doing a surgery he remembers these memes and starts laughing

    • @roberttaylor9611
      @roberttaylor9611 3 роки тому +149

      He’s not a surgeon.

    • @beahppybean9250
      @beahppybean9250 3 роки тому +222

      @@roberttaylor9611 he is actually certified....

    • @Gregory_12
      @Gregory_12 3 роки тому +34

      10:15
      Christians did it before it was cool

    • @justfrankjustdank2538
      @justfrankjustdank2538 3 роки тому +52

      @@roberttaylor9611 next time hes diagnosing a child with cancer

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 3 роки тому +8

      @@roberttaylor9611 *shrugs*

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Рік тому +1

    Great Video! *This is hilariously interesting*

  • @pegachey7728
    @pegachey7728 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you for relieving my panic attack with humor.

  • @iloveknitting4497
    @iloveknitting4497 4 роки тому +1961

    When I get a sharp pain in one of my organs.
    Family: it’s normal
    Friends: it’s normal
    Google: you have 72 types of cancer, a ruptured appendix and you’re already dead.

  • @skyleephillips6973
    @skyleephillips6973 5 років тому +894

    "You ain't getting pregnant from the flu shot baby boo" -Mike

  • @karenparsons7788
    @karenparsons7788 2 роки тому

    Haha 😂😂 Thank U Doctor Mike!!! Love These 😂😂

  • @corahonken164
    @corahonken164 3 роки тому

    Your reactions are fantastic! Also, the movie with the Rock is Race to Witch Mountain, I believe.

  • @CheshireSnoop
    @CheshireSnoop 5 років тому +617

    "I'm from Russia, you're from Detroit." Why did that make me laugh as hard as it did? 😂😂😂

    • @un959
      @un959 5 років тому +3

      Oh, it's even funnier when you know that Detroit has historically had a huge Polish population and Russians and Poles aren't especially fond of each other.
      The Russians hold a grudge from the freaking 16th century. The Poles have some more recent grievances.

    • @romanbolga93
      @romanbolga93 5 років тому

      @@un959 Maybe the extremely old generation, me and my polish friend get along very well. :/

    • @un959
      @un959 5 років тому +1

      @@romanbolga93 It could be generational. I just know that, as a 2nd generation Pole in the US who has worked with a few Russian immigrants (in their 30's and 40's), they seem really bent about Kiev. And not just in the "I like to wind people up" way they usually take about things which is almost always hilarious.

    • @Amazekeen
      @Amazekeen 5 років тому +1

      Is he really Russian? im new here

    • @TheMechanicalGirl999
      @TheMechanicalGirl999 5 років тому +2

      #Amazekeen, yes he is Russian! Which is a surprise as you don't see him "Russian" around dealing with patients all day! LOL!

  • @user-zo8nl9be5l
    @user-zo8nl9be5l 5 років тому +1281

    *"Do not burn your feets"*
    - Dr. Mike 2k19

    • @destiny7892
      @destiny7892 5 років тому

      andromeda “steps on a George Forman grill while trying to wake up to the smell of bacon.”

    • @theshark4883
      @theshark4883 5 років тому +2

      Anyone else think it’s pointless to say 2k19?

    • @wupsje1
      @wupsje1 5 років тому

      Feets (written fiets pronounced feets) means bicycle in dutch (relevant addition to this conversation)

    • @daruabuzeid2430
      @daruabuzeid2430 5 років тому +1

      The Shark its a quote you have to add year

    • @dio6592
      @dio6592 5 років тому

      wupsje1 hahaha ja das waar😂😂

  • @irsyadakmal3777
    @irsyadakmal3777 2 роки тому

    This is a real stress relief

  • @maddietillem6778
    @maddietillem6778 3 роки тому +20

    I love how he asks why the dentist has a stethoscope but doesn't even question the fact that the patient is naked

  • @sophieklaus2275
    @sophieklaus2275 4 роки тому +1937

    Dr.Mike: "vegetables, im coming for you"
    Me: *Looks up how to become a carrot*

  • @jordantaylorscaife2448
    @jordantaylorscaife2448 5 років тому +631

    "Your palms just start spraying sweat like it's sprinkler fluid."
    You mean... water?

    • @pedrogaraj6380
      @pedrogaraj6380 5 років тому +7

      not always, there are multiple types of fluids used in those systems, but mostly water

    • @patrickhoey1363
      @patrickhoey1363 5 років тому +5

      No he means dihydrogen monoxide

    • @huanxi4276
      @huanxi4276 5 років тому

      H2O2

    • @TheHomicidalTendency
      @TheHomicidalTendency 5 років тому +1

      technically sprinkler fluid is water

    • @holger_p
      @holger_p 3 роки тому +1

      It's called abstraction. Cause he was referring to amount and intensity. The actual fluid is not important. "Sweat like water" has no actual meaning.

  • @-.Gaspasoline.-
    @-.Gaspasoline.- 2 роки тому +2

    mike is the guy who will laugh at your joke even if it's not funny to support you that's why I love him

  • @Mushhki
    @Mushhki 2 роки тому

    watching this video again and i just love it when dr mike says baby boo❤❤❤

  • @fiaflora9585
    @fiaflora9585 5 років тому +1851

    “Sprinkler fluid” I think that’s called water 😂

    • @drabberfrog
      @drabberfrog 5 років тому +23

      It's called dihydrogen monoxide

    • @liver-failure
      @liver-failure 4 роки тому +21

      Earth lube

    • @secretninja247
      @secretninja247 4 роки тому +1

      Olivia Kukahiko nature’s piss or
      Cloud tears 😂

    • @vanessang7210
      @vanessang7210 4 роки тому +2

      Rachel Manning Not trying to come off as rude but, did you mean tears?

    • @secretninja247
      @secretninja247 4 роки тому

      @@vanessang7210 haha, yes I did. Must of accidently pressed the Y button instead of the T. I'll edit it now lol

  • @loobyloo7840
    @loobyloo7840 5 років тому +613

    You shouldn't *try* to get herpes, but.... is a very brave way to start a sentence

    • @cloroxbitch2491
      @cloroxbitch2491 5 років тому +2

      yupp about 1/4 of Americans have herpes lol.
      About 80 of children have hpv-1

  • @mitspeithetc
    @mitspeithetc Рік тому +2

    8:38 "Dr." Phil: I'm a doctor
    Celebs:
    Dr. Mike: I'm a doctor
    Celebs: sUrE, jAn.

  • @drTERRRORRR
    @drTERRRORRR Рік тому +1

    1:58 - That's Brooklyn overtaking Mike for a few seconds

  • @hodan843
    @hodan843 5 років тому +584

    Greatest life advice:
    "Do not burn your feets" -Dr. Mike, 2019

  • @lizsun261
    @lizsun261 5 років тому +393

    "aint no way the flu shot gettin you pregnant baby boo"
    i lost it

  • @twinkle7879
    @twinkle7879 Рік тому +1

    Omg the bear’s hand lifting up is SO CUTE

  • @lindzbreezyoh
    @lindzbreezyoh 2 роки тому

    I just found Dr. Mike,, and he is fabulous!

  • @denzelm7199
    @denzelm7199 5 років тому +645

    Dr. Mike: *goes to a friend’s house*
    Friend: “You want anything to drink?”
    Dr. Mike: “Can I get a glass of sprinkler fluid?”

    • @Optomistic3501
      @Optomistic3501 5 років тому +8

      Or faucet fluid???

    • @Aakash_Goswami1
      @Aakash_Goswami1 5 років тому +3

      Hey John! Does this lady @@Optomistic3501 deserves a r/woosh?

    • @balls2380
      @balls2380 5 років тому +2

      @@Aakash_Goswami1 most definitely

    • @Aakash_Goswami1
      @Aakash_Goswami1 5 років тому +2

      @@balls2380 okay John, uh, …Jack!

    • @balls2380
      @balls2380 5 років тому +2

      @@Aakash_Goswami1 That's a big rip

  • @nowayangelo
    @nowayangelo 5 років тому +1204

    Me: dying in the surgery room
    Doctor: YO ITS LIT IN HERE 🔥

    • @soup5319
      @soup5319 4 роки тому +2

      Noe _Sanchez bish

  • @terryjohnson5544
    @terryjohnson5544 3 роки тому +2

    Him saying baby boo is just 😍

  • @boredombreakers6460
    @boredombreakers6460 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious, I love this

  • @csumpasd
    @csumpasd 5 років тому +981

    Hot Doctor: Sprinkler fluid
    Me: umm down here we call it water...

  • @chloeanimates8892
    @chloeanimates8892 5 років тому +899

    Doctor mike:use protection. I don’t mean condoms,well I do mean condoms-
    Me: thanks for the sex talk dad lmao

  • @injusticevideos9459
    @injusticevideos9459 2 роки тому

    The movie that that meme with the Rock is from is called "Race to Witch Mountain". I think its a 2009 remake of an older film, but its about a cab driver helping 2 aliens escape from earth in time to stop an invasion. Its a family movie, but seriously one of my favorite movies of all time, I dont know why. it has charm to it.

  • @alimr313
    @alimr313 2 роки тому +1

    I know I’m late and you’ll never see this but the meme with the Rock comes from the movie Escape from Witch Mountain, one of my childhood favorites but is still relatively unknown and underrated so I love when I see this meme.

  • @mayablack6010
    @mayablack6010 3 роки тому +1621

    “Ain’t no way a flu shot’s getting you pregnant baby boo”
    I- I’m dying 😂

  • @Emma-ss3gg
    @Emma-ss3gg 5 років тому +854

    When he read "why're you still alive." I was looking in a mirror.
    I have a lot to think about now.

    • @InsomniacRavyn
      @InsomniacRavyn 5 років тому +9

      Oh
      No

    • @shai_town_
      @shai_town_ 5 років тому +7

      Why did I laugh at this comment.

    • @meri5286
      @meri5286 5 років тому +2

      same

    • @T.A.Persinger
      @T.A.Persinger 5 років тому +4

      I hope you're not serious but If you are know that the Lord your God loves you!

    • @manzo111
      @manzo111 5 років тому +1

      My god i saw that 666 people liked

  • @cardsfanbj
    @cardsfanbj 2 роки тому

    That's hilarious, I go to the Circle K across the street from that surgery center all the time.

  • @robertmeyer7836
    @robertmeyer7836 2 роки тому +1

    Dr Mike: You really are nuts!! Thank you, after watching you I always feel like everything will be alright. Thanks

  • @randomcrap4230
    @randomcrap4230 5 років тому +333

    "Unless you're dating a guy and you've nicknamed him Flu Shot, ain't NO WAY a flu shotbis getting you pregnant!"
    This is my new favorite quote of all time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @letsgracethisplace
      @letsgracethisplace 5 років тому +2

      You forgot baby boo!!!

    • @hellfighter496
      @hellfighter496 5 років тому +1

      me: *names bf flu shot*
      everyone: how'd you get pregnant??
      me: my flu shot *winks at bf*

  • @honeyartstudios
    @honeyartstudios 2 роки тому

    I LOOOOOOVE seeing Dr. Mike crack up lol

  • @softdaydream.6793
    @softdaydream.6793 2 роки тому +1

    Doctor Mike + meme reaction..makes it more funnier!

  • @skyesfallenxx
    @skyesfallenxx 4 роки тому +1353

    Mike: sprinkler fluids!
    Water: *am i a joke to you?*