Doctor Reacts to HILARIOUS Medical Memes #9

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    Medical memes or Doctor Memes are a great way to get a laugh whether or not you are part of the medical community. I think that they are incredibly relatable as you can catch the humor even as a patient. I will say that some of the memes can be mean and if taken out of context can even seem rude BUT we need to understand that this is medical satire. Being able to laugh at ourselves and our troubles is a healthy habit to practice.
    I really enjoy reacting to these memes and I know that there are millions more out there that are as funny. Please if you enjoy this series let me know by liking, commenting, and sharing this video with your friends/family. If I see that you enjoyed it I will put out another post on my IG to send me the best doctor memes and nursing memes so that we can all share a laugh. #DoctorMikeMedicalMemeReview
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 16 тис.

  • @daniellahunt194
    @daniellahunt194 4 роки тому +4983

    They got the 20,000,000 trees

  • @cf3129
    @cf3129 4 роки тому +2983

    “The vagina is a self cleaning oven”
    Gynaecologist’s fav line 😂

    • @Idellle
      @Idellle 4 роки тому +13

      What is a self cleaning oven?.. have to google that

    • @louf7178
      @louf7178 4 роки тому +24

      Wouldn't the uterus be more correct?

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 роки тому +6

      Sierra Jameson ...even if it cooks a lot?

    • @whatsupfuckers4078
      @whatsupfuckers4078 4 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @logantessier7211
      @logantessier7211 4 роки тому +17

      That's what first came to mind when he said self cleaning

  • @eilonwytheepicgamer8358
    @eilonwytheepicgamer8358 Рік тому +488

    Dr Mike: "no more electronics before bed!"
    Me watching him explain this at 12:50 A.M. 👁️👄👁️

  • @mandyhale9646
    @mandyhale9646 Рік тому +207

    Here’s what I found for why the screwdriver is called the screwdriver: In his book, Matus explains how the screwdriver got its name. Decades ago, American oil workers in the Persian Gulf discreetly added vodka to their orange juice while on the job. Lacking a spoon, the workers decided to stir the drink with a screwdriver.

    • @winkyman_
      @winkyman_ 7 місяців тому +5

      no its because it screws with drivers

  • @hanbutler512
    @hanbutler512 4 роки тому +29136

    Dr Mike: “no electronics before bed”
    Me: currently laying in bed watching his video on my phone before I go to sleep.

    • @luckyrover5454
      @luckyrover5454 4 роки тому +281

      Safe Haven; Anonymous Letters I went to bed an hour ago and here I am binge watching this guy. Lol

    • @plls2880
      @plls2880 4 роки тому +90

      Me🙋✋

    • @Horses7
      @Horses7 4 роки тому +59

      Like me 😂

    • @katana9873
      @katana9873 4 роки тому +57

      That’s me rn

    • @duckcat9742
      @duckcat9742 4 роки тому +34

      lol same

  • @amygao718
    @amygao718 4 роки тому +4256

    "Do you wash the soap?"
    Well.. yes... that top layer needs to go

  • @shannonsencion5348
    @shannonsencion5348 11 місяців тому +56

    Mike once said : your friends in the club going æh æh æh æh

  • @whitneyfink
    @whitneyfink Рік тому +192

    dr. Mike: "no electronics before bed"
    Me: Totally ignoring the fact that I am in bed right now ready for bed

  • @jambread7251
    @jambread7251 4 роки тому +4425

    Dr. Mike: no phones in bed
    Me: *gets on the floor* okay continue

  • @HPalindrome22
    @HPalindrome22 4 роки тому +4709

    Doctor Mike: "what else is self cleansing..... A cat?"
    Well he's getting closer...

  • @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
    @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Рік тому +54

    This guy is turning every meme into a lesson on medical advice 😂

  • @luluognam
    @luluognam Рік тому +22

    Doctor Mike's explanation of FOMO was so hilarious but extremely accurate. I love this man

  • @bearoqueiro8905
    @bearoqueiro8905 4 роки тому +2890

    "no electronics in bed"
    me, sleeping on the couch with my phone: cool cool

  • @legrandsaut_fr
    @legrandsaut_fr 4 роки тому +11961

    Fun fact: tumor in French is "tumeur", which literally means "you die".

    • @aetherzive9276
      @aetherzive9276 4 роки тому +304

      oh wow

    • @yutahkotomi5156
      @yutahkotomi5156 4 роки тому +1529

      Patient: "Give it to me straight, doc."
      Doctor: "I diagnose you with you die."

    • @jamiebrooks7407
      @jamiebrooks7407 4 роки тому +122

      Yutah Andrei Ogawa 😂🤣

    • @WWFYMN
      @WWFYMN 4 роки тому +77

      @@yutahkotomi5156 F

    • @vanessawestbrook9846
      @vanessawestbrook9846 4 роки тому +380

      I literally didnt realise this till now and I speak the language

  • @AnkleBiter3000
    @AnkleBiter3000 Рік тому +20

    “No electronics before bedtime, or else you won’t be awake enough”
    Me, who wasn’t been energized and has been using my iPad before bedtime ever since grade 2 because of my mom: no.

  • @emmakunis
    @emmakunis 2 роки тому +11

    Fun fact: it’s called the Screwdriver because American oil workers would secretly mix vodka in their morning orange juice. They lacked a spoon or other utensil to mix it with so they used their screwdrivers.

  • @keira957
    @keira957 4 роки тому +8807

    Nobody:
    Dr mike : “ EH EHH EH EHH “

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 4 роки тому +340

      He sounded like Spongebob in that one scene 😂😂

    • @joselovestamales256
      @joselovestamales256 4 роки тому +232

      Yo doctor Mike is like me telling a joke to my parents. They end up giving me a life lesson.

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  4 роки тому +1245

      Haha I'm not even sure what I was going for there....

    • @nos5915
      @nos5915 4 роки тому +43

      you said that and my mind immediately went to message man

    • @aliabassi8045
      @aliabassi8045 4 роки тому +64

      *E H E H E H E H E H*

  • @sarcasticwag70
    @sarcasticwag70 3 роки тому +6171

    I actually kinda would wash that soap after my buddy had washed it down there

  • @crazythemisterious1174
    @crazythemisterious1174 Рік тому +6

    Doctor mike:"Why is it called a Screwdriver?"
    Me:"If you drink it, your screwed" 🤣👌

  • @mx.n.3682
    @mx.n.3682 Рік тому +11

    1:44 this moment lives in my mind rent free, I'm glad I found it again because it's hilarious 😂

  • @julianaconway4742
    @julianaconway4742 4 роки тому +4728

    "Doctor Mike, how was your weekend?"
    "I WAS AT THE CLUB GOING EH EH EH EH"

    • @lizzierose1847
      @lizzierose1847 4 роки тому +44

      YESSSSS

    • @nissan6195
      @nissan6195 4 роки тому +218

      I was in Jamaica with my friends goin' "EhH EH Eh Eh"

    • @honeydew7548
      @honeydew7548 4 роки тому +24

      This got me 😂😂😂

    • @sarahwithstars
      @sarahwithstars 4 роки тому +68

      I was on my own in my room going eH eH eH eH eH to loud music

    • @jennifermuller4238
      @jennifermuller4238 4 роки тому +17

      From now on this will be found under every video of his

  • @randomhuman225
    @randomhuman225 4 роки тому +14215

    Dr. Mike: sees dope meme
    His brain: releases dope-a-meme
    Edit: Proud to be of service 😁

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 2 роки тому +160

    2:53 Dr Mike: "what's self cleansing? A cat?! No, I'm talking about a physical object that cleans itself!"
    Me: "the hell kind of cats have you been looking at?"

    • @CaliSweetDreamr
      @CaliSweetDreamr Рік тому +5

      Object.

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 Рік тому +9

      @@CaliSweetDreamr cats could be classified as objects just living objects

    • @Kajoka.
      @Kajoka. 4 місяці тому +3

      Schroedingers cat?

  • @mahianand9434
    @mahianand9434 2 роки тому +6

    Dr Mike : saying BABYBOO
    My heart, brain , all the organs : 😭😭💘💘💘💘💘

  • @sonjan-macd.2914
    @sonjan-macd.2914 4 роки тому +3703

    “If anyone here is a radiologist-”
    Let me stop you right there. There are no doctors here, only teens avoiding homework at 5 am and drinking their 8th cup of whipped coffee.

  • @robertsgaming8421
    @robertsgaming8421 4 роки тому +1874

    Doctor: What’s Your zodiac sign?
    Patient: Cancer
    Doctor: What a coincidence...

    • @sydneynmalachimason248
      @sydneynmalachimason248 4 роки тому +2

      @Ginger NoSoul what a coincidence

    • @flaze2606
      @flaze2606 4 роки тому +6

      Stolen comment

    • @roma540
      @roma540 4 роки тому +5

      @@flaze2606 nope, just old-as-hell meme

    • @yuvi6123
      @yuvi6123 4 роки тому +2

      This was commented on the last vid he made about these memes and got thousands of likes. Not sure what you were expecting.. :v

    • @eleanorweaverley1105
      @eleanorweaverley1105 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @average_mouse
    @average_mouse 2 роки тому +6

    1:16 I actually recently had to basically scold my psychiatrist because for about 2 years I was taking Hydroxozing and it wasn’t working. I told her for about 8 visits straight and she just kept saying “no phone before bed.” Now I have a new medicine and I sleep great.
    Please listen to your patients 😩

  • @KittyCat-wz6cn
    @KittyCat-wz6cn Рік тому +43

    Dr. Mike: I need to wash my face
    Friend: Here is my butt soap.
    Good luck!
    Dr. Mike: Good thing it is self cleaning! 😂

  • @KlaudiusL
    @KlaudiusL 4 роки тому +2301

    Dr Mike: “no electronics before bed”
    ..disconnect Life Support Equipment

    • @xx_jannina_xx
      @xx_jannina_xx 4 роки тому +190

      KlaudiusL They'll definitely sleep well after that

    • @jesusvera7941
      @jesusvera7941 4 роки тому +35

      i did it, and it change my mornings, they become afternoons because i turned off the alarm.

    • @skunt9191
      @skunt9191 4 роки тому +4

      IM SCREAMKNG LMFAOOOOOO

    • @rose-jy9jj
      @rose-jy9jj 4 роки тому +1

      Omg jeez uhhhhhh....

    • @eglorr2512
      @eglorr2512 4 роки тому

      Thats Gallows humor everyone😁🤣😂

  • @yshafreya4845
    @yshafreya4845 4 роки тому +2213

    Doctor Mike: "NO ELECTRONICS BEFORE BED"
    Me: **sweating because I'm watching this video at 1 am in bed**

  • @commonlyknownasaly
    @commonlyknownasaly Рік тому +12

    When he laugh he squeaks and it’s so funny 😂

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 2 роки тому +16

    It’s great hearing him say “no phone at bed because anxiety” when my anxiety would be far higher when left in a dark room at night with no potential for sound or visual stimulation.

    • @moonl1314
      @moonl1314 2 роки тому +2

      maybe you need help with that

  • @Standardhumanbeing
    @Standardhumanbeing 4 роки тому +2860

    “The colon is self cleansing what else is self cleansing?”
    Me: VAGINA!!
    Camera man: CAT
    Doctor Mike: SOAP
    Me: oh.....

    • @kaylynns6678
      @kaylynns6678 4 роки тому +149

      Camera man just said a more family friendly answer xD

    • @alauram.6416
      @alauram.6416 4 роки тому +34

      My answer too! I got it from mama doctor Jones 😂

    • @Seaaaanie
      @Seaaaanie 4 роки тому +25

      Me as hell. 😂😂😂😂 THE VAGINAAAAAA

    • @shellythalliburton7559
      @shellythalliburton7559 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @JesusChrist-bx8ge
      @JesusChrist-bx8ge 4 роки тому +7

      What dad never told me this, explain.

  • @meristuart1838
    @meristuart1838 4 роки тому +7343

    “What else is self cleaning?”
    Every woman: Ehem

    • @simoneyoung825
      @simoneyoung825 4 роки тому +74

      Lol init

    • @celestialdemon5726
      @celestialdemon5726 4 роки тому +454

      That a bit sexist, these days women are not expected to clean the house or the place they live in.

    • @brendonurielly1393
      @brendonurielly1393 4 роки тому +742

      Celestial Demon i don’t think that they thought about the house...🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @lvresse
      @lvresse 4 роки тому +132

      Brendon Urielly It was a joke, you know.

    • @lanihunt2081
      @lanihunt2081 4 роки тому +565

      Celestial Demon talking about vaginas love

  • @eggdropper3222
    @eggdropper3222 Рік тому +29

    Dr Mike: "no electronics before bed"
    Me: guess i wont sleep! problem solved.

  • @katherinea.hansen7645
    @katherinea.hansen7645 2 місяці тому +7

    4:42 in. Dr. Mike singing TLC's 'No Scrubs' and showing a picture of Destiny's Child. 😂 No judgment! Love Dr. Mike.

    • @anthonysmith9771
      @anthonysmith9771 2 місяці тому +3

      That seriously killed me

    • @socialjusticejewelry
      @socialjusticejewelry 2 місяці тому +2

      SMH

    • @britthay19
      @britthay19 Місяць тому +2

      Hahhaa I noticed that too then looked for this comment 😂 I’m like gurl thats Destiny’s Child not TLC who actually sings it 😂 too funny Dr Mike is great

    • @katherinea.hansen7645
      @katherinea.hansen7645 Місяць тому +1

      @@britthay19 Girl! I legit had to rewind and make sure I saw what I saw. He got the song stuck in my head and then I thought "Hold the phone..." Rewind

  • @evergreensprouts3119
    @evergreensprouts3119 3 роки тому +2492

    my buddy: uses the soap *down there*
    me with surgical gloves: VIOLENTLY CHOPPING THE FIRST LAYER OFF OF EVERY SIDE

    • @sierra_aura5943
      @sierra_aura5943 3 роки тому +24

      Haha lol

    • @touche995
      @touche995 3 роки тому +58

      Sorry man I use liquid soap for every purpose

    • @ThisisFizban
      @ThisisFizban 3 роки тому +14

      @TheTunes Mushroom No that soap makes you stronger

    • @marycarroll2459
      @marycarroll2459 3 роки тому +56

      "If your buddy uses the soap down there, you can just put it on your face..."
      Um... nah... while all science might indicate that you are correct... I will go with "get me another bar of soap". lol

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 3 роки тому +9

      There's people who refuse to take vaccines
      And there's people who clean a self-cleansing object

  • @Plo0669
    @Plo0669 4 роки тому +2790

    Me: hears “no electronics before bed”
    Also me: *in bed with my phone*

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 2 роки тому +6

    I always wondered why my rosacea gel said I shouldn't drink alcohol while taking the medication. I don't drink anyway, but it's interesting that a topical substance can affect your body's digestive system

  • @eminabukalo1115
    @eminabukalo1115 Рік тому +2

    doctor mike: no electronics before bed
    me: *literally watching this at 11pm*

  • @meshwa-mitsuki-soni3125
    @meshwa-mitsuki-soni3125 4 роки тому +2376

    Dr. Mike: The mitochondria is the energy center of the cell.
    Me: *cries in powerhouse*

  • @robynh2939
    @robynh2939 4 роки тому +2023

    Dr. Mike: It's called a screwdriver.
    Me: No, it's called alcholism.

    • @Damianizthebest998
      @Damianizthebest998 4 роки тому +17

      Robyn K no it’s called a screwdriver

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 4 роки тому +14

      @@Damianizthebest998 r/wooosh

    • @otacogaming
      @otacogaming 4 роки тому +13

      0 no you got r/wooosh

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 4 роки тому

      @@otacogaming nigga you dumb.

    • @aratakiitto4568
      @aratakiitto4568 4 роки тому +13

      I know why its called screwdriver
      Because it's screws you up

  • @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb
    @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb 3 місяці тому +1

    “Trick or treatment” is brilliant! Now I understand what the heck they’re talking about.

  • @Nikas320
    @Nikas320 8 місяців тому +5

    5:31In some way I even love how Dr. Mike thinks that It's the guys choice to not have sex 😂
    But still missing the joke 🤣

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 4 місяці тому

      It is his choice. be a decent man and women will want u.

  • @robertgirtakovskis1670
    @robertgirtakovskis1670 4 роки тому +1562

    Mike: “soap is self cleansing”
    Me: *confused shrieking*

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 4 роки тому +74

      Robert Girtakovskis I was under the impression it absolutely isn’t because I’ve been told not to share bar soap because it’s not self cleansing and I do rinse my soap to clean it; but a doctor who’s gone through much more education and who has accomplished much more than myself has just contested that and now I’m having a life crisis.
      Do you need to clean soap or does it clean itself???

    • @kayla.kenndy6502
      @kayla.kenndy6502 4 роки тому +38

      I still wash off the soap

    • @pjbreezy
      @pjbreezy 4 роки тому +7

      Kayla .Kenndy same especially if it’s dry

    • @kayla.kenndy6502
      @kayla.kenndy6502 4 роки тому +4

      breezily yes
      How can someone accept dry soap when they washin up?

    • @ebonys4363
      @ebonys4363 4 роки тому +8

      Ever gone into a public rest room where there is a bar of soap on the sink with black lines....that is mold

  • @drsalmonfish
    @drsalmonfish 4 роки тому +486

    Mike: SAVE THE TREES
    Me: With chest compressions?

    • @tempuser8095
      @tempuser8095 4 роки тому +22

      CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS.

  • @wise_girl6985
    @wise_girl6985 2 роки тому +2

    The subtitles 🤣"high pitched grunting" omg i think i just died 😂😂

  • @ifeelsosoftandfluffy1524
    @ifeelsosoftandfluffy1524 2 роки тому +1

    Dr.Mike-don’t use your phone before bed
    Me-watching this at 11:26 pm 😐

  • @MsChristineNiel
    @MsChristineNiel 4 роки тому +1101

    "there's only two things you should be doing in bed, sleeping and -"
    that just killed me hahahahha

    • @belledelphine9692
      @belledelphine9692 4 роки тому +5

      alexza03 Uh, you know, most people do it in bed. You don’t have to though, if you’re into that.

    • @SavaFiend
      @SavaFiend 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe it was supposed to be a queef noise😂

    • @karma-tf2tl
      @karma-tf2tl 4 роки тому

      Or going to school

  • @kurthorton2385
    @kurthorton2385 4 роки тому +2092

    Doctor Mike: Don’t take phones to bed.
    Me: Watching this at 3am

  • @m7mdxm7o84
    @m7mdxm7o84 5 місяців тому +1

    Dr. Mike: Don't use electronics before bedtime.
    Me: Watching Dr. Mike's videos before bedtime. 🥸

  • @RicoHillshire
    @RicoHillshire Рік тому +2

    It's called a screwdriver because the most common way to stir the drink back in the day was with a screwdriver. Very similar reason why cocktails are called cocktails. A boy was stirring a mixed drink with the tail of a rooster when a Spanish explorer pointed to it and asked what it was. The boy, thinking he was being asked about the object he was holding and not the drink, replied "It's a cock's tail."

  • @xxRiah019xx
    @xxRiah019xx 4 роки тому +2117

    Dr Mike: *sings No Scrubs and shows Destiny’s Child*
    TLC: “Are we a joke to you...”
    ❤️ 😉

    • @robi2244
      @robi2244 4 роки тому +51

      Ariel Moriah omg finaly someone else noticed this

    • @michael19862008
      @michael19862008 4 роки тому +40

      I would assume he has an editor who messed up. I noticed it too.

    • @greatestlove9987
      @greatestlove9987 4 роки тому +11

      Finally! They don’t even look the same!

    • @Trishoc-vf2dw
      @Trishoc-vf2dw 4 роки тому +29

      Ariel Moriah thank you!! I was going to point that out! Sorry to be so particular but give TLC the love and credit they deserve.

    • @LetsMeetCharlotte
      @LetsMeetCharlotte 4 роки тому +20

      Omg I checked the comments to make sure someone else noticed it

  • @pantrovert-x8921
    @pantrovert-x8921 4 роки тому +1399

    1:47 as a Jamaican, I can confirm we do in fact say *Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh EH EH*

  • @maliaworlddominance
    @maliaworlddominance Рік тому +5

    Doctor Mike is the kid who would laugh at your nerdy jokes at school..

  • @thiffguy9134
    @thiffguy9134 Рік тому +1

    Me watching Doctor Mike talking about sleep and FOMO at 11:00 PM EST when I have work at 8:00 AM EST.

  • @saf9546
    @saf9546 4 роки тому +811

    “He has a tumour :(“
    “AHAHA”

  • @Aleonore22
    @Aleonore22 4 роки тому +698

    Dr Mike : "No electronics before bed time"
    All of us watching his vids before bed time : "Sure"

    • @kariosborn5184
      @kariosborn5184 4 роки тому +4

      Its 12:30 pm here 🤣

    • @mjtheworm2836
      @mjtheworm2836 4 роки тому +5

      StarlingTheBard it’s midnight. i have school early in the morning. i was supposed to go to sleep 2 hours ago. but here i am...

    • @nabilaalam6560
      @nabilaalam6560 4 роки тому +2

      1:40am, woke up with low blood sugar thought: hm maybe I should watch a video while I wait to get back to normal numbers and now I feel attacked

    • @ashleyabal8209
      @ashleyabal8209 4 роки тому +1

      StarlingTheBard exactly

    • @ChonkyCats
      @ChonkyCats 4 роки тому +4

      Watching this at 4 am instead of getting a good night's rest 😂🤣

  • @etheldreis6748
    @etheldreis6748 2 роки тому +4

    Erm so I’m watching this…..in…..bed…….

  • @chris_kazuki
    @chris_kazuki 9 місяців тому +1

    Dr Mike: “no electronics before bed”
    Me: sleeping with a vr headset on my head.

  • @charlicedawson
    @charlicedawson 4 роки тому +747

    Dr. Mike: *sings TLC song*
    Also Dr. Mike: *inserts picture of Destiny’s Child*

    • @wakingribbons
      @wakingribbons 4 роки тому +55

      THANK YOU. Lol! I searched for far too long for this comment.

    • @zanelemnguni6014
      @zanelemnguni6014 4 роки тому +39

      And I thought my mans was cultured

    • @SueBeka
      @SueBeka 4 роки тому +13

      Thank you for commenting because I was just going to. Bad editing

    • @naomssi1300
      @naomssi1300 4 роки тому +8

      I was doubting my memory for a second lmaoo

    • @Dragonflynoire10
      @Dragonflynoire10 4 роки тому +11

      My god, thank you for commenting on that. When I saw it my Jaw dropped!

  • @butforwhytho8347
    @butforwhytho8347 3 роки тому +1533

    "Did you say a cat?!"
    No no, wait. He's got a point.

    • @Ananya-lr6od
      @Ananya-lr6od 3 роки тому +38

      Of course he has a point. My cat spends 30 hours to clean itself in a day

    • @288hannahbunnie
      @288hannahbunnie 3 роки тому +10

      @@Ananya-lr6od mine looks like a fuzz bunny

    • @cquick3277
      @cquick3277 3 роки тому +2

      Jesus Saves Love God

    • @cquick3277
      @cquick3277 3 роки тому +1

      ✝️

    • @cquick3277
      @cquick3277 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ananya-lr6od Jesus Saves Love God✝️

  • @equestriancraft8793
    @equestriancraft8793 2 роки тому +8

    Dr Mike "don't use tech before sleep!"
    Me - watching this video at 11:00 at night

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku 8 місяців тому +7

    i hope dr mike fired the editor who put up a picture of DESTINY'S CHILD when "no scrubs" is a song by *TLC*

  • @ricocarpenter2189
    @ricocarpenter2189 3 роки тому +1610

    YES YOU WASH THE SOAP
    What if there is hair on the soap?

    • @Xyna7590
      @Xyna7590 3 роки тому +100

      Mike you-
      You never replied to him
      What if there was hair?
      W-
      Please I’m panicking

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 3 роки тому +46

      @@Xyna7590 Omg I didn't even know he liked my comment
      And yes we need answers

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 3 роки тому +34

      @Lulu Jones DOCTOR MIKE DO YOU WASH YOUR SOAP?!?!

    • @frantisekfojt8688
      @frantisekfojt8688 3 роки тому +14

      @@ricocarpenter2189 PANIK

    • @autumnfl0wer
      @autumnfl0wer 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

  • @yue7760
    @yue7760 4 роки тому +855

    Dr. Mike: soap is a self-cleaning object
    *instructions unclear, ate a whole block of soap*

  • @lucyplays2007
    @lucyplays2007 Рік тому +5

    Dr. Mike: "No electronics before bed.
    Me at 12:30 AM watching this video: "Why hello there."

  • @hxneybeex3131
    @hxneybeex3131 2 роки тому +1

    Dr Mike- No electronics before bed
    Me- at 3am watching Dr Mike so he can telling me medical advice that I don’t need

  • @ibasel17
    @ibasel17 4 роки тому +1501

    It’s called a screwdriver, because you’ll be a
    screeewed driver

    • @archerymidnight3422
      @archerymidnight3422 4 роки тому +102

      If anyone actually wants to know, it's because the workers who invented it didn't have spoons so they stirred it with a screwdriver

    • @Alexi0s
      @Alexi0s 4 роки тому +3

      Thats what i thought! XD

    • @Alexi0s
      @Alexi0s 4 роки тому +6

      @@archerymidnight3422 oh okay thanks for the info

    • @africanchild4525
      @africanchild4525 4 роки тому +5

      I thought it gives you sex desire. hahaha. screw driver.

    • @nounounounou5014
      @nounounounou5014 4 роки тому +2

      BRUUUUUUUUH

  • @jacobdilaurentis887
    @jacobdilaurentis887 4 роки тому +1771

    HE IS SO ADORABLE!!!!

    • @yesyesyesysa
      @yesyesyesysa 4 роки тому +74

      Jacob DiLaurentis Oml he liked this comment. You have my respect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yogitayadav4722
      @yogitayadav4722 4 роки тому +32

      He didn't liked mine ☹️i said it on another video ❤

    • @sunflowerbee7004
      @sunflowerbee7004 3 роки тому +8

      Yesssssss

    • @jacobdilaurentis887
      @jacobdilaurentis887 3 роки тому +7

      Annabelle Tinio rightttttt???? 😭😭😭😭🥺💕

    • @sheidakayn13
      @sheidakayn13 3 роки тому +3

      But i don't think he is gay 'Jacob'

  • @HunterWinchester666
    @HunterWinchester666 4 місяці тому +2

    "That tumour is so big, it must be a three-mour"... 🦗 crickets chirp 🦗

  • @oldskoolaspie
    @oldskoolaspie 24 дні тому

    I love Dr. Mike's laugh. Comes right from his inner child. 😄

  • @TransV1000
    @TransV1000 4 роки тому +715

    How to detox your body: Be born with a liver
    Kidneys: Are we jokes to you?

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 4 роки тому +6

      people with liver/kidney transplants or waiting on transplants:

    • @jadenschalck8640
      @jadenschalck8640 4 роки тому +3

      The lungs is also act as a filter.

    • @MoogieB
      @MoogieB 4 роки тому

      That’s funny!

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 4 роки тому +1

      @@jadenschalck8640 And the nose is the pre filter for the lungs.

    • @jadenschalck8640
      @jadenschalck8640 4 роки тому

      @@TallicaMan1986 isn't that the same reason you don't normally breathe through your mouth? Because It doesn't have the same filter? I'm not a doctor but I grew up near doctors and nurses.

  • @ro194
    @ro194 4 роки тому +930

    Don’t watch screens before bed he says
    Me watching this at midnight: welp...

  • @KC3Lay
    @KC3Lay 14 днів тому +1

    1:15
    Mike: NO ELECTRONICS BEFORE BEDTIME!!!
    Me: *In bed with laptop watching this video at 12:30 AM*

  • @BoredPodcaster
    @BoredPodcaster Рік тому +3

    About the Metronidazole, I wanted to add that it's not just alcoholic drinks to avoid, it's alcohols in foods as well. I asked a pharmacist about what to watch out for, and that's one of the things they pointed out. I've had to take it before, and sadly I'm having to take it again for an infection. Not a fun experience in my case.

    • @historianKelly
      @historianKelly 5 місяців тому

      I was on it last year for an intestinal infection and forgot about the warnings and put imitation vanilla flavoring in my diet cola, and the effect was nearly instantaneous and not fun. It wasn't even like, "hey I'm really drunk," it was more like, "hey, I'm really drugged." I used to love the taste of vanilla cola, but ever since then, I can't go near vanilla flavoring.

  • @Miss-yd2pv
    @Miss-yd2pv 4 роки тому +414

    Me: *Watching a video about health*
    Also me: *digitally drawing at 3:00 AM without her glasses*

    • @elora512
      @elora512 4 роки тому +1

      ayyyyy... 3d modelling a house rn

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 4 роки тому

      Which brand of tablet do you use? Just curious I need to replace mine soon

    • @Miss-yd2pv
      @Miss-yd2pv 4 роки тому +2

      Grace Haven I have an x-pen tablet, but my model is a little screwy with me, so I use procreate on the ipad with the Apple Pencil. I recommend it.

  • @ashleighthiel7517
    @ashleighthiel7517 4 роки тому +954

    Dr Mike: singing “no scrubs” with photo of destiny’s child.
    TLC: WOOOOWWWWWWWWW

    • @Everglow247
      @Everglow247 4 роки тому +45

      Rusty Shacklford What does putting the wrong girl group up have to do with editing?? Lol he put Destiny's Child when that song is by TLC

    • @micheller2283
      @micheller2283 4 роки тому +9

      @@Everglow247 dr mike doesn't do his edits but yes i agree. Editing makes no difference since it's still the wrong group

    • @natashaw401
      @natashaw401 4 роки тому

      That was just awesome to funny

    • @ashleighthiel7517
      @ashleighthiel7517 4 роки тому +2

      Rusty Shacklford I do understand how editing works. I’m not saying he is to blame but he is the face.

    • @kitkatstrats9516
      @kitkatstrats9516 4 роки тому

      @Rusty Shacklford you are a moron.

  • @augustomoreira7441
    @augustomoreira7441 2 роки тому +2

    "no electronics before bed "
    my electric fan: oh no

  • @thefnafultra
    @thefnafultra 3 місяці тому +1

    "do proper chest compressions because that extends a person's life"
    Me living immortally:

  • @musical_costumer7976
    @musical_costumer7976 3 роки тому +758

    "Don't bring your phone to bed at night."
    *slowly puases and turns off phone*

  • @amayapapaya1690
    @amayapapaya1690 4 роки тому +1538

    Um if my friend used soap on their “you know what” I would not and I repeat WOULD NOT use it on my face

    • @AmbTeCo
      @AmbTeCo 4 роки тому +25

      Mya Mae AY👏🏾MEN👏🏾

    • @OkOk-vx2gg
      @OkOk-vx2gg 4 роки тому +40

      Why not the soap is self cleansing it's not like germs stay on 🧼

    • @nadya2780
      @nadya2780 4 роки тому +5

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @inmate666
      @inmate666 4 роки тому +34

      Think of the last thing i wash in the shower with soap.and the first thing you wash with the same bar of soap.

    • @OkOk-vx2gg
      @OkOk-vx2gg 4 роки тому +12

      @@inmate666 think about it this way I wash my hands after I pick my nose and then you wash your hands with the same soap. The soap cleans itself the germs don't stay on.

  • @mahianand9434
    @mahianand9434 2 роки тому +1

    Dr Mike : no devices before bedtime
    Me: been binge watching his videos before bedtime for so many days…😂😂

  • @SkillSMB
    @SkillSMB Рік тому +12

    5:52 really wanted to see a "liver longer life" joke there but im disappointed once again

  • @annamaesabanal1065
    @annamaesabanal1065 4 роки тому +1176

    "Eh eh eh eheh"
    -Dr. Mike, 2019

  • @stephengsargent
    @stephengsargent 3 роки тому +1445

    I don’t know why my car is running so poorly. I made sure I added the essential oils!

    • @whrskr1507
      @whrskr1507 2 роки тому +21

      Oh my god…

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 2 роки тому +74

      Did you forget to pray to the machine spirit and preform your maintenance rituals? Because it sounds like you have angered it

    • @iz_bizz2010
      @iz_bizz2010 2 роки тому +5

      HHHHHHH

    • @tesnacloud
      @tesnacloud 2 роки тому +4

      @@jacthing1 Begone! Go play with your toasters!

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 2 роки тому +3

      @@tesnacloud nah I'll stick to my collection of dark age washing machines thanks.

  • @prettiestmills2.0
    @prettiestmills2.0 2 роки тому +1

    As a person who is taking Epilepsy medication, I can confirm actually agree about the disulfiram reaction. Since I’m taking medication that is helping my epilepsy (which I don’t know if I still have since it’s been so long ago I had a seizure the last time) which means that yes I can drink alcohol but I’m not recommended to. Because people who are under epilepsy medication, can start feeling drunk much faster and if alcohol gets mixed with the medication, it can trigger the brain and possibly cause an epileptic seizure. And trust me, it’s not fun. I have ended up in the hospital several times because some seizures lasted longer than a few seconds which is the amount of time that it usually lasts

  • @amak1131
    @amak1131 Рік тому +4

    Old vid, BUT the only "essential" oil i used was clove. Before I had dental and cracked a tooth it has eugenol, which is a natural anesthetic. Not REMOTELY to cure anything but it did help me get by a few weeks before I could get care.

  • @Davincavel99
    @Davincavel99 4 роки тому +1230

    "What else is self cleansing?"
    "A cat"
    I see what you did there

    • @msthafizabanu
      @msthafizabanu 4 роки тому +25

      Ohhh I get it (finally)

    • @blurryface8181
      @blurryface8181 4 роки тому +5

      I don't get it can someone explain?

    • @msthafizabanu
      @msthafizabanu 4 роки тому +4

      @@blurryface8181 Ummm.. I don't think you wanna know.. I definitely didn't but I found out.. You'll find out sooner or later

    • @heroninja1125
      @heroninja1125 4 роки тому +7

      KittenPlays 1212 cause cats wash themselves duh

    • @emperorcillian8802
      @emperorcillian8802 4 роки тому +32

      @@heroninja1125 They were referring to the women vagina, but since youtube won't monetize em, he put cat instead of vagina. Cats are also called pussies
      or unless you're really young and immature..

  • @soultree7700
    @soultree7700 4 роки тому +869

    Dr. Mike and Jake Peralta: "Cool cool cool cool cool cool"

  • @friendlyneighborhoodaxolot6560

    Doctor Mike: No electronics before bed!
    Me who’s watching him before bed: …… so what you want me to do now?

  • @ailene83
    @ailene83 2 роки тому +5

    How has this guy still not have 10m subscribers? like- his content is so entertaining and educcational

  • @cashmerebunny7821
    @cashmerebunny7821 4 роки тому +821

    Dr. Mike: Do you wash the soap before putting it on your face?
    Me: Yes.
    Dr. Mike: No!
    Me: What?

    • @rachelyorty2706
      @rachelyorty2706 4 роки тому +71

      Seriously though, I would just find a different bar of soap. And technically, if you run it under water to get some bubbles, you are cleaning the soap.

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 роки тому +100

      Seriously who doesn't run it under the water and rinse it off a bit before using it? Even when I lived alone I did that. I don't want my nasty from yesterday that's still clinging to the soap to get on me again.
      But him talking about that just made me think of Friends.

    • @heidihansen5793
      @heidihansen5793 4 роки тому +41

      my take was:don't be Mike's roommate. He'll use the same soap bar as you without you knowing.

    • @Sarah_loves_matt
      @Sarah_loves_matt 4 роки тому +1

      Me 😂

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 4 роки тому +8

      so gross aaah there's a reason public bathrooms have fluid soap dispensers, sometimes even with no touch!!!!!!

  • @JayLandon64
    @JayLandon64 3 місяці тому +1

    Essential oils are good for mental health issues. The oils can be a calming or relaxing effect. I put the oil and some water in an atomizer, and it releases scented steam. It helps with both the severe generalized anxiety and the major depressive disorder.

  • @xorchiddrawZx
    @xorchiddrawZx Рік тому +3

    Can someone PLEASE make a medical show where they actually do chest compressions FIRST?? I feel like we need that in our lives so Doctor Mike can actually be happy about this type of stuff.

  • @LeSheikah
    @LeSheikah 4 роки тому +1234

    I'm watching this before bed...
    Hehehehehe....

    • @LeSheikah
      @LeSheikah 4 роки тому +24

      Wow...my first hearted comment, never thought dr mike would notice the comment😊

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 роки тому +4

      Erlend Ihle Oh no

    • @Ilikebunnies-metoo
      @Ilikebunnies-metoo 4 роки тому +6

      @@LeSheikah were you using a computer? 🙄

    • @LeSheikah
      @LeSheikah 4 роки тому +6

      @@Ilikebunnies-metoo no...

    • @HeartsFilled
      @HeartsFilled 4 роки тому +4

      Same-

  • @Liliththelizard
    @Liliththelizard 4 роки тому +612

    Dude , I can't afford my own food, why do you think I can afford oxygen!?

    • @shiralea
      @shiralea 3 роки тому +7

      lol you got heart

    • @yuzhu3554
      @yuzhu3554 3 роки тому +8

      I’m glad that you didn’t lived in the movie “The Lorax”.

    • @shiralea
      @shiralea 3 роки тому +2

      @@yuzhu3554 uh,i am vietnamese...that count?

    • @idontlikesocialising5103
      @idontlikesocialising5103 3 роки тому

      Technically yes, for free that is

  • @Lemonbutmore
    @Lemonbutmore 17 днів тому +2

    We’re partnering to save trees and plants
    Also Mike putting the plant in ahealdlock

  • @johnheuslerjr9623
    @johnheuslerjr9623 2 роки тому +1

    Person: *bleeding from the eyes*
    Doctor Mike: Chest compressions!!

  • @HA-ye2op
    @HA-ye2op 4 роки тому +916

    Me: *Goes to doctors to have appendix removed*
    The Doctor: "So is this your first appendectomy?"
    Me: _Time for a second opinion_

    • @ShabbaHakimJediInHeels
      @ShabbaHakimJediInHeels 4 роки тому +39

      Did this actually happen? Also might be a slip of tongue and he meant is this your first surgery.
      I mean it’s happened to me after a long shift when I am sleep deprived that I say something so completely stupid it surprises even my sleep deprived self.

    • @raisa0713
      @raisa0713 4 роки тому +6

      Lmfaooooo

    • @sonatashinome4672
      @sonatashinome4672 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @devonyjaden9497
      @devonyjaden9497 4 роки тому

      Literally thought this was like a white coat syndrome/anxiety thing about noooottt wanting to get your appendix taken out! Lol. Then, I was like oooohhhhhh, your first appendectomy! Sammmee on both, though.