@@s.franco5744 no it’s just that metalcore sucks now. and most of why it sucked is cuz of reactionary wank offs complaining about "pc culture" all day long
At first I was like ok what's so gay about this blessthefall breakdown? And then I remembered how the lyrics go during that part. "I wont... fall... down. My heart... still... POUNDS!" And I was like ok that's why it's gay lol
Slayers raining blood is also a good contender not for number 1 but for one of the straightest breakdowns. One by metallica, anything by pantera. Slaughtered by Pantera is just one big breakdown with rhythm
Don’t know how this popped up on my recommended but it did all these years later, and boy they did 100% deliver on the promise, those were some gay breakdowns lol.
For some reason that does sound like the typical Republican music taste…except for Korn, was there a big Korn-Republican crossover? Were you even Republican at the time? 😮
As a gay man I would normally be critical of the title because people usually use gay as an insult, but I have to say these are some incredibly gay breakdowns
I never got the hype behind Devil Wears Parada tbh.. and I’m so glad Blessthefall got so much better lmao. Holy shit we listened to some cringy shit back in 2009 lmao
that bands actually sick i dont know why its on here lol.. they were like that old boston hardcore sound.. them and like OLD OLD bury your dead / On broken wings go hard af
This title wouldn't make it in UA-cam today but I'm not surprised that it's been here for 15 years and not a lot of people know about it anymore.... Glad it exists because it's fkn hilarious. 🤣
People who hate Emmure: That was gay
People who like Emmure: That was gay
Emmure: That was gay
So true 😂
As fitting into one of those categories, I agree.
I like the song where emmure lead singer finds out about the sun for the first time
People who are neutral about Emmure: That was gay
Imagine finding yourself on the 'Gayest breakdowns' list.....
That would be a career killer right there
Absolutely annihilated
TRUE!!!
God forbid
Like 20 years later when UA-cam finally has no trace of this data.
Won't you be my bride?
AJABAJABJUBAJABAJABA
Jajajaja
Fawkin home run
IM SCREAMING
That was so gay.
I had a full Oreo in my mouth and about died
I love the part where the song fades out and Emmure is just looking at me like 👨👨👦
😂
LMFAO
Won't you be their bride?
they be looking at me like if i was the one who wrote that
this video belongs in a museum
Nice name and profile pic
Well hello there
**Indiana Jones has entered the chat**
Yes I am here in 2022 lol.
Won't you be my bride?
Am i gay am i gay am i gay am i gay ?
LMAO!!
😭
Lmao spot on but nope it's another day another day another day
Or am I gay or am I gay or am I gay or am i
The fucking awkward space between the songs makes this video even better
Omg it's actually so long wtf
Reminds me of the old myspace days lol
It's because they won't take "no" for an answer.
That's how we did it back in the day.
2009 was a simpler time indeed
And i missed it tbh..
and quite a bit better
“5 of the most gayest breakdowns”
Plays emmure for 5 minutes and 14 seconds
The Library of Congress needs to preserve this in the National Film Registry for being culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant.
Emmure update: she said no.
Man that single synth note in devil wears prada had me rolling
I came back for that lollll
Same. And the ting ting
It’s like a small fart squeaking out right when the band hits a full rest. This is the kinda shit I live for.
I like that Bass slide
Single synth notes are dope though loo
Me in 2020: "what a ridiculous video title, people dont make stupid videos like this anymore"
also me: "man...those were some gay breakdowns"
Fr, the vid delivered what it promised
These breakdowns were severely homosexual.. no need to be pc about it
Lmao this made me roflxD
MAN....
My thoughts exactly. I was surprised by the title until I heard the songs. Now I completely understand the verbage
This couldn't have been made in any other besides 2007 or 2009.
This isn't English though. xD
Yeah, because this type of music died out around then.
What about 2008?
Then PC culture came.
@@s.franco5744 no it’s just that metalcore sucks now. and most of why it sucked is cuz of reactionary wank offs complaining about "pc culture" all day long
"Won't you be my bride?"
*Goblin noises intensify*
This is a hood classic
Certified
This was the peak internet right here. Anything past this point is stale in comparison to this tremendous theatrical piece of footage.
4:09 when you’re 14 and your mom asks who the people are that you brought home
username19237 lmfao
Hahaha
😂😂😂😂
As they all start singing with you lmao
@@nate_mac0786lmaoooo 😂😂
Docked my boyfriend to this list.
LMFAOOOOO
Welcome back 👉👈
Good fucking god that first track had me in tears, what the absolute FUCK was that?
Emmure sucks so bad
@@trevordemont2327 Oh come on it’s so hard tho🤣
Art
Abajababajaba!!
One of the gayest breakdowns in
this is the definitive 2009 youtube video
2009 is still better than 2020 ever was
@@vallisdaemonumofficial based
At first I was like ok what's so gay about this blessthefall breakdown? And then I remembered how the lyrics go during that part. "I wont... fall... down. My heart... still... POUNDS!" And I was like ok that's why it's gay lol
Huh some many questions to be answered
1.Why are these breakdowns gay
2.How are they gay
@@nascarfan9132 your gay
The whole song is great
plus the rest of the song sucks too
@@nascarfan9132don't ask me... I didn't make the video lol
The Emure one is more like the most virgin breakdown 🤣
L
Dear lord the 2000's. I still love the title - "Top 5 'Gayest' Breakdowns'. lol
The songs that are homosexual
As it should be
man i was so gay in high school jesus christ
What a breakdown for emmure
"Won't you be my bride"
Survey says
"Fuck no"
god, all of these songs have real drum sounds, and all the tones/ recordings in general sound unique. i miss that.
Tbh it was fun but original haha I miss those times
theyre actually not real drum sounds its just different software that youre not used to
Not that it's a bad thing, but these all sound the exact same. It was a product of it's time
All of the drums here are samples lol. Your ears are gay.
@@raditzhoneyhamyeah a product of it's time... 15 years later and all music sounds the same now
2:26 they all look like variants of Anthony Padilla
Or Chris angel lol
extremely accurate
The worst part is that were all in our 30s now
Amen 😥
I found this video when I was 13 and now I’m 26.
Nah I'm 23
Yup....nostalgia at this point.
Being 30 is gay
Literal funniest video on the internet
This is hilarious on so many levels
The title still has me laughing. Especially after emmure🤣🤣🤣
So if gayest breakdown exist, what about the "straightest breakdown"?
5. Tactical Nuke - The Acacia Strain
4. Backbone - Gojira
3. Future Breed Machine - Meshuggah
2. Benedictine Convulsions - Cryptopsy
1. Domination - Pantera
@@rocketthink2162 thank you, and #2 is my favorite
@@rocketthink2162 Not fucking tactical nuke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slayers raining blood is also a good contender not for number 1 but for one of the straightest breakdowns. One by metallica, anything by pantera. Slaughtered by Pantera is just one big breakdown with rhythm
BACK FUCKING BOOOOOONNNE!!!!
This video is a perfect example of 2007 - 2009 UA-cam era
Don’t know how this popped up on my recommended but it did all these years later, and boy they did 100% deliver on the promise, those were some gay breakdowns lol.
they really were, i was worried at first the title may have oversold. nope.
Yo, im in tears
It was such a delight scrolling through what to watch next and just stumbling on a 10 year old video called “Top 5 gayest breakdowns”
parkway drive seems like a pretty standard breakdown
this is coming from a non-fan of metalcore
Null yea I could see all but parkway
It’s because of that corny “cry me a fuckin river” line
@@becketthor I mean yeah, it's corny but it's not gay
@@aixide It's pretty gay
@@becketthor back in the day it was dope
goofy ahh breakdowns💀💀
Guitar: 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0, Synth: Tyow....
That awkward pause between songs is to build up expectations and also bring you that 2009/2010 feel
The kids who made fun of us for liking Limp bizkit, disturbed and korn probably listen to this
For some reason that does sound like the typical Republican music taste…except for Korn, was there a big Korn-Republican crossover? Were you even Republican at the time? 😮
@@propername4830bro what
@@CHAAAAAOTIC Sorry bro I forgot some Democrats probably beat up other kids in high school
uses a synth in his metal song
Man in 2009: "y r u gae?"
You probably are yourself with that username you have "kuromi" hahahaha
@@horns6619 Ok boomer
@@horns6619 ok "horns"
It's not about the synths - everyone used it back then. But that one note is just fucking hits different, hahaa.
As a gay person into metalcore, I agree
that’s gay
The Myspace era were very interesting times indeed.
They were. I miss those days as much as I cringe thinking about them.
Vid still holds up all these years later
It's funny because you couldn't make a title like this today 😂
Hopefully not, it's cringe as fuck
😂😂😂
Hahaha yeah people get offended to easily these days
Why not
@@halloweenjean well you can its just people get all offended, I mean I still would I don't care what people think
Watching this feels like time traveling into some fever dream! It’s fascinating!
bro made the single most important video in scene history and dipped. where did our hero go?
We need an updated version.
Yes. Another top 5 gayest breakdowns (2024)
This physically hurt me...
In the rectum. Thank you for this~
never delete this video please 💀💀
Any Attila song ever
These breakdowns still be better than any Ronnie Radke breakdown.
And think of all the gay breakdowns after 2009 that aren't on this list
Emmure vocalist is plankton
Holy shit, the last band lmfao the most juvenile shit I've heard in a long time
I just reached it, I think I'm going to be sick.
I never heard of them, i guess for good reason lol
Emos are better than e-girls. I miss those times!
WONT YOU BE MY BRIDE 😩
- frankie palmeri 2007
2025 and this video still rocks
As a gay man I would normally be critical of the title because people usually use gay as an insult, but I have to say these are some incredibly gay breakdowns
Here from Salad Snake
Salute
Greetings brother
J M ayyyy wise guy
Tony used to be here from Salad Snake.
ayo the parkway one is uncalled for even if this video is 15 years old LMAO
also those are the carrion lyrics, its not even the right lyrics on screen
This is the most 2009 video I've ever seen
Won't you be my bride
DABAJABADABAJABADABAJABADABA
2024 anyone?
Wow Emmure just kept getting worse as it went
The first one has the exact energy as please pass the mustard.
Classic 2009 vibes, died at the emmure breakdown 😂😂😂
I searched for the heaviest breakdowns and scrolled down a little and the title drew me in. I had to see what this was about
I don't know how to explain it.... You're just right.
I never got the hype behind Devil Wears Parada tbh.. and I’m so glad Blessthefall got so much better lmao. Holy shit we listened to some cringy shit back in 2009 lmao
This is a certified hood classic
These were like my favorite breakdowns lmao. Miss 2009 being 14
Came here from my boy kurtis
Ah these were the days
Not even Emmure’s gayest breakdown
Parkway drive has come a long way from that break down lmao
You died
God: So how was your 2020
You: ajbajbahbajbahabajaba
WOnT yooU BE Myy BrIDE?
That two step riff in the last one kind of hits tho still
that bands actually sick i dont know why its on here lol.. they were like that old boston hardcore sound.. them and like OLD OLD bury your dead / On broken wings go hard af
@@HxC4Lyfe08 cause of the lyrics bro 😂😂😂 that riffs does go hard af though
Propably the lyrics and edgy vocals@@HxC4Lyfe08
This is a historical piece.
"Would. You. Be. My. Bride?" 😂
Shout-out to Kurtis Connor for talking about this on his podcast lol
Naaaah that BMH breakdown fire! unless.... wait... no.. am I gay? FUCK. I loved all black my heart breakdowns. 💅🏽🤘🏽
Gets gayer every year❤
parkway drive is fucking amazing
Cringe
I saw this video the day it was posted 15 years ago. Here, i am again 15 years later. what's up!
This video is legendary and the mixed comments too😂😂😂
Liking just because of the name
I gotta say, that Bless the Fall track was really gay
TDWP breakdown has me evolving into skrillex
Even me who listens to this can agree this is gay and I’m probably gay too lmfao 🥰 this just made my jeans skinnier
Hi voni I see you everywhere it's me Jay
Would ..... you be my bride chakchakachakachakah
This title wouldn't make it in UA-cam today but I'm not surprised that it's been here for 15 years and not a lot of people know about it anymore.... Glad it exists because it's fkn hilarious. 🤣
Ok. You got me laughing.
When u have the back of ur friends, yk like just pals being pals, beautiful really
happy pride month everyone!
I'm here because some guy made a tattoo of this video on his back lmao 🤣🤣🤣
that devil wears prada breakdown was actually kinda tight though
Yeah I liked the different sounds they used, made it unique
The whole song is pretty sick.
nope, that breakdown had me in stitches
wtf emmure, just how gay you can get in single breakdown
Bro this title lmao
Wtf did UA-cam just recommend me 15 years late 😂
At least that band has friends to write songs about, props.