Final Fantasy VII In a Nutshell! (Animated Parody)

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  • Thank you so much for your patience, being that this is one of THE most popular FF games of all time. We just had to get it right... also... our longest animation to date!
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  • @RABtoons
    @RABtoons  6 років тому +627

    For people rewatching this video and noticing scenes missing, Warner Chappell have been on my ass regarding music so i've had to trim out certain segments. Please consider support our videos by pledging as little as $1 at: www.patreon.com/rabtoons to see the original unaltered versions of the videos this is happening to!
    Make sure you watch until after the credits, you might spot some familliar faces! ;)

    • @bigrob10100
      @bigrob10100 6 років тому +15

      I really am sorry to say this. But this one wasn't as good as the first 6. I'm not gonna unsubscribe or anything. Because all of your content is hilarious. Except this one. I really am sorry.

    • @RABtoons
      @RABtoons  6 років тому +8

      @@bigrob10100 fair enough!

    • @СиняяЗвезда-ж8б
      @СиняяЗвезда-ж8б 6 років тому +4

      (Sorry for my english) I knew that Yeffy gonna have the same story as Edge! And by the way, what will habben with Outcasters? I have a feeling that they are gonna be the main antagonists in Dissidia. They will revenge for for losing a chance to get there. Or something like this. What do you think about it?

    • @RABtoons
      @RABtoons  6 років тому +4

      @@СиняяЗвезда-ж8б you'll have to wait and find out!

    • @СиняяЗвезда-ж8б
      @СиняяЗвезда-ж8б 6 років тому +1

      @@RABtoons you do really awesome job with story, so don't worry I am gonna wait til the end.

  • @terraguth4237
    @terraguth4237 6 років тому +4108

    “Angry Very Annoyed Liberals Against Nasty Corporations Hurting Earth?” lol
    That is beautiful.

    • @MarxasThomas
      @MarxasThomas 6 років тому +77

      That part, oh my sides 🤣

    • @CursedMarkZain
      @CursedMarkZain 6 років тому +41

      Planet Watcher liberals are very crazy about the enviroment. I can care less if the trees are burning in cali as we speak

    • @jolynecujoh1625
      @jolynecujoh1625 6 років тому +51

      Here in Europe, liberalism has a different definition from the US one, most liberals don't care about the environment.

    • @jolynecujoh1625
      @jolynecujoh1625 6 років тому +42

      @Planet Watcher
      Yes it does. In France (my country) and Germany, a liberal is one who is both socially and economically liberal, basically the European equivalent of a US libertarian.

    • @dogeofdojima3813
      @dogeofdojima3813 6 років тому +10

      PRESIDENT SHINRA IS DEAD!

  • @dylpickle0192
    @dylpickle0192 6 років тому +1872

    Missed the chance to make Cloud's legs ridiculously long to touch the bottom of the lake during Aerith's burial. That's what I always imagine now whenever I see that scene lol

    • @marvelgirlxvii
      @marvelgirlxvii 4 роки тому +90

      Dylan Osborne in AC the lake was shown to be mostly shallow and has a pit in the middle.

    • @marvelgirlxvii
      @marvelgirlxvii 4 роки тому +7

      Johanna_ Jelly Ik

    • @thegumonyourshoes
      @thegumonyourshoes 4 роки тому +36

      Well, that'll be funny, had it not been for the retcon.

    • @petercampi2840
      @petercampi2840 4 роки тому +62

      @Johanna_ Jelly So they fixed a plot hole... with a hole?

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 4 роки тому +25

      @Johanna_ Jelly Fixing plot holes with literal holes since 1999 BCE.

  • @angelzhang9569
    @angelzhang9569 4 роки тому +261

    "Yes he are, Aerith, yes he are"
    I cracked on that one hahaha

  • @crashboredom2
    @crashboredom2 6 років тому +1017

    "Did you remember to take all of Areiths items and materia before dropping her to her grave"
    That really screwed me on my first playthrough hahah

    • @Samuel-uf3mj
      @Samuel-uf3mj 5 років тому +38

      Ah me too! All that sh!t I lost

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 років тому +68

      I'm so happy I stopped using her so I didn't lose anything too valuable. She's the strongest healer but I've found with Final Fantasy, I'm rather neurotic to hand over control of healing to anyone else. I don't want to wait for the healer, I'd rather do it myself because if I as leader fall in battle, everything is over. I can always revive a teammate. FF7 was my first time playing such a game and once I figured that out about myself, she was off the team and subbed for Tifa, lol.

    • @SeventhheavenDK
      @SeventhheavenDK 5 років тому +130

      But ... In reality, you only lose her weapon (which is only used by her) and her armlet.
      Any materia and accessory she had equipped is automatically sent to your inventory after she leaves the party.

    • @darinstaley1993
      @darinstaley1993 4 роки тому +64

      I think the joke is also a reference to Final Fantasy II where characters die left and right and many items you didn't unequip from them are usually gone for good

    • @Coreisus
      @Coreisus 4 роки тому +9

      That's screwed me to various extents in every playthrough.....

  • @velvet_victor
    @velvet_victor 6 років тому +937

    “This guy are sick”
    “Yes, he are, Aerith. Yes, he are.”

    • @Zhuinden
      @Zhuinden 6 років тому +4

      i think it's "The Sky".

    • @Elohist2009
      @Elohist2009 6 років тому +11

      Victor Vaz they didn’t miss a beat 😂😂

    • @kiremetheshadowmaster35
      @kiremetheshadowmaster35 6 років тому +26

      First off "Yes, he are, Aeris." Come on we have to be filthy English translation trash

    • @BenTorrezR
      @BenTorrezR 6 років тому +10

      I scrolled down just for this comment

    • @jamesharte6488
      @jamesharte6488 5 років тому +6

      Could someone please explain this to me

  • @thegoofystoic
    @thegoofystoic 4 роки тому +894

    You get to "REMAKE" this one in a few years haha

    • @Lexentale
      @Lexentale 4 роки тому +25

      7 hours ago, they actually announced a remake. Not anytime soon, but sometime

    • @d.g.p1900
      @d.g.p1900 4 роки тому +8

      @KHG It's should be in halt, if wanna be like how remake supposed to be...

    • @rmejiarosales
      @rmejiarosales 4 роки тому +6

      Welp, my guess is they're prolly gonna start production for the remake next year. Ya know, like what they did for the actual remake

    • @kirbo4208
      @kirbo4208 4 роки тому

      🐝

    • @andrewbonafilia984
      @andrewbonafilia984 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah like 10 years after announcing it. Lol

  • @JB52520
    @JB52520 6 років тому +561

    A ngry
    V ery
    A nnoyed
    L iberals
    A gainst
    N asty
    C orporations
    H urting
    E arth...
    Brilliant!

    • @xISparkzy
      @xISparkzy 4 роки тому +4

      1 problem, ff7’s planet is called gaia

    • @13crystals61
      @13crystals61 4 роки тому +8

      @@xISparkzy Gaia is another word for Earth.

    • @wasigupitobudiarto7767
      @wasigupitobudiarto7767 4 роки тому +4

      You dont have to be a liberal to hate a greedy corporations

    • @13crystals61
      @13crystals61 4 роки тому +3

      You got a better word?

    • @lllool8404
      @lllool8404 4 роки тому +5

      Lefties would fit better.

  • @severusblack4
    @severusblack4 6 років тому +760

    "Stop, or we'll shoot you slowly in turn based combat!" That was genius.

    • @petercampi2840
      @petercampi2840 5 років тому +21

      Reminds me of that one FFVII Remake trailer where one Shinra grunt yells "Stop," but the other one next to him immediately starts firing.

    • @oldoddjobs
      @oldoddjobs 5 років тому +7

      Easily amused

    • @kavijackson868
      @kavijackson868 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaeljames6737
      @michaeljames6737 4 роки тому +4

      @@petercampi2840 that was cloud friend

  • @thephantomwolf1002
    @thephantomwolf1002 5 років тому +329

    "The part of Barret Wallace will now be played by Cecil Harvey."

    • @BMCBroManClash
      @BMCBroManClash 5 років тому +15

      It comes full circle.

    • @Roksana-gy1ek
      @Roksana-gy1ek 4 роки тому +7

      @Helen Davis 15:10 but that's prob too late

    • @SofiaPerez-xg5fy
      @SofiaPerez-xg5fy 4 роки тому +33

      “So...I have a gun arm, no one betrays me multiple times and my teammates don't sacrifice themselves every five seconds?
      THIS IS AWESOME!”

  • @omamba5105
    @omamba5105 6 років тому +632

    "Attack while its tail is up" got me good the first time.

    • @bubbaXzone
      @bubbaXzone 6 років тому +17

      I COULDN'T KILL HIM when i first played FF7 long ago....it was really my first RPG playing by my self getting into turn based RPGS and RPGS in general. So i always loved to overlevel!
      but omg this brings back such joyous memories!
      i dont even wanna play FF7 again i heard remake coming soon i wanna be totally emersed in it !

    • @suuppeerrrbakanky
      @suuppeerrrbakanky 6 років тому +14

      It got everyone the first time, nobody read the captions at the top of the screen... We didn't know, WE DIDN'T KNOW!😭

    • @bubbaXzone
      @bubbaXzone 6 років тому +5

      i got it when i played fF7 again maybe a year later....expecting to over level again but i figure i try not to over level as much then i saw that...and was like holy shit!

    • @waterinmyotter
      @waterinmyotter 6 років тому +9

      Same. It wasn’t worded very well.

    • @Koinoyokan01
      @Koinoyokan01 6 років тому +4

      It got me the first 2 times through. I'm like "this doesnt make sense!". Just word it in one line!

  • @kezmenflowers8691
    @kezmenflowers8691 6 років тому +500

    Barrett: So am I getting lucky on this date or what?
    Cloud: Be gentle.

    • @solowolf5702
      @solowolf5702 4 роки тому +12

      Huh so funny

    • @ayaywang7576
      @ayaywang7576 4 роки тому +20

      *intense no homo banging*

    • @Rhetzelle
      @Rhetzelle 3 роки тому +6

      lmao I died 😏😂

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 3 роки тому +3

      @@ayaywang7576 they have to say no homo before each thrust

  • @tomasburian6550
    @tomasburian6550 3 роки тому +80

    Red XIII's voice was amazing. The actor did a great job.

  • @1point21GigaWattz
    @1point21GigaWattz 5 років тому +337

    Cloud running back and forth on Chocobo tracks
    Chocobo 1: "What is he doing?"
    Chocobo 2: "Is he mocking us?"
    Chocobo 3: "I'm going to kick his ass!" lol

    • @louislokuta9617
      @louislokuta9617 5 років тому +13

      They should have chocobuckled his ass..........

    • @marlonmyura9800
      @marlonmyura9800 3 роки тому

      99 intens

    • @daniel_007
      @daniel_007 2 роки тому +2

      This explains why Chocoboes attack you while you're running over their footsteps

  • @Koinoyokan01
    @Koinoyokan01 6 років тому +850

    "And a ninja girl......maybe." Great line.

    • @Superstrong1571
      @Superstrong1571 5 років тому +20

      you can see her in sephiroths newspaper

    • @pershop4950
      @pershop4950 4 роки тому +18

      What does it refer to? Did it mean that, depending on if the party found Yuffie or not?

    • @Koinoyokan01
      @Koinoyokan01 4 роки тому +38

      @@pershop4950 Yea, because it's possible to play the whole game without her

    • @13crystals61
      @13crystals61 4 роки тому +11

      @@Koinoyokan01 And Vincent!

    • @michaeljames6737
      @michaeljames6737 4 роки тому +5

      every time i play 7 yuffie and vincent are always canon

  • @AtticLoaf
    @AtticLoaf Рік тому +12

    Consider this my attempt at showing my support for you, your work and this vid in particular. Thanks for keeping us all entertained!

    • @RABtoons
      @RABtoons  Рік тому +1

      Thank you so much my good sir!

  • @c-red4637
    @c-red4637 6 років тому +940

    makes me wonder, if sephiroth can summon a giant sun that can engulf entire planets then what the hell does he need meteor for?

    • @WanderSeth
      @WanderSeth 5 років тому +90

      @Christopher Barnes It's that, or the fact that the entire area around them is Lifestream that's affected with Jenova Cells, so Sephiroth can alter them to show or be anything, so to give the party utter depair (because he likes to fuck with heads like that), he shows the party the solar system getting destroyed.

    • @DanielEscovedo
      @DanielEscovedo 5 років тому +47

      @@WanderSeth Yeah that could explain it, but the fact that it CAN'T kill the characters is pathethic. In fact Safer Sephiroth fight is one of the biggest let downs in the history of gaming. Easiest final boss in any game I've ever played, but the music is wonderful lol.

    • @kirak1561
      @kirak1561 5 років тому +10

      Daniel Escovedo Then you must have only played FFVII and Lucifer’s Call, where Lucifer is the only battle more difficult than Sephiroth. And yes I have played many games, which includes Devil May Cry on Dante must Die on PS1.

    • @DanielEscovedo
      @DanielEscovedo 5 років тому +9

      @@kirak1561 What are you talking about? I said Sephiroth's battle is the easiest in any game I've played and it's a pity, because he is really cool as a villain, but the fight is way too easy and it's kind of a let down. What is Lucifer's Call?

    • @SingleBladedRonin
      @SingleBladedRonin 5 років тому +24

      @@DanielEscovedo That is because Sephiroth does not scale based on your parties level. If you head straight for Sephiroth and do like zero side work he is tough. You get any optional items and he becomes easier and easier.

  • @tisha1092
    @tisha1092 6 років тому +682

    "We should stop doing this every time we kill something when we are on a time limit" 😂😂 my thoughts exactly lol

    • @Samuel-uf3mj
      @Samuel-uf3mj 5 років тому +21

      “Or stop doing it entirely.“

    • @josephmarino310
      @josephmarino310 5 років тому +23

      @@Samuel-uf3mj hey lets not go crazy

    • @Samuel-uf3mj
      @Samuel-uf3mj 5 років тому +4

      Joseph Marinogfghbhhhbhyfxvnvfunmbbvddfg lmao

    • @tisha1092
      @tisha1092 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @threadychimp5565
      @threadychimp5565 5 років тому +2

      This is a intense conversation

  • @lanteanboy
    @lanteanboy 4 роки тому +245

    the sad part about the Corneo scene..... it's now canon that Cloud didn't even try making a girl voice

    • @joeywomer
      @joeywomer 4 роки тому +51

      I guess it wouldn't matter. I mean their *are* girls with pretty deep voices anyway.

    • @MinerDiner
      @MinerDiner 4 роки тому +25

      Well yeah he clearly didn't want to be there in that situation

    • @daltonbecker4494
      @daltonbecker4494 3 роки тому +11

      @@joeywomer Yeah but it usually requires a pack-o-day habit to sound like a man.

    • @Critical1ce
      @Critical1ce Місяць тому +2

      ….THUNDERHEAD?!

  • @angryyordle4640
    @angryyordle4640 6 років тому +253

    "The part of Barret Wallace will now be played be Cecil Harvey" made me pause the video because I was laughing that hard :D
    "So my teammates don't sacrifice myself every 5 minutes? AWESOME!"

    • @SambaMike
      @SambaMike 5 років тому +10

      It's fun to then return to the FFIV video where Barret replaces Cecil!

    • @hansraute3587
      @hansraute3587 5 років тому +8

      I come from the moon??

  • @brinstarmedia1411
    @brinstarmedia1411 6 років тому +326

    Cloud running on the chocobo tracks killed me. lol

    • @seby826
      @seby826 6 років тому +6

      "what... the hell is he doing"

    • @gdchrisregret4fall851
      @gdchrisregret4fall851 6 років тому +24

      "What... the hell is he doing?"
      "Is he mocking us?"
      "I'm gonna go kick his ass!"

    • @tobiashuntleyadventuresk-9121
      @tobiashuntleyadventuresk-9121 6 років тому +1

      GD Chris/Regret4fall GOD I WISH I KNEW YOU have a VR drink on me mate 🍷

    • @tiercel5561
      @tiercel5561 5 років тому +2

      @@seby826 - Getting a Chocobo. That's how we do it.

    • @tiercel5561
      @tiercel5561 5 років тому

      @Sol 01 - That's step 1. Step 2 is Chocobo Snu-Snu to get a better chocobo.

  • @CaseyAnthonyVEVO
    @CaseyAnthonyVEVO 4 роки тому +398

    "Cloud!"
    "Boobs!"
    That absolutely SENT ME

  • @equaleye6705
    @equaleye6705 6 років тому +128

    Sephiroth and Vincent's voice could melt butter 😍

  • @phoenixlich
    @phoenixlich 6 років тому +104

    I remember cracking up very hard IRL when Seph throws the materia at cloud. I'm glad it got included here.

  • @beircheartaghaistin2332
    @beircheartaghaistin2332 3 роки тому +163

    Fun fact: Sephiroth was in the Northern Crater throughout the entire game, he didn't kill President Shinra or Aerith.
    Jenova took on Sephiroth's likeness and that's who you're following the entire time.

    • @YakumoRave
      @YakumoRave 2 роки тому +16

      Yeah through Sephiroth’s will though

    • @bardinblue9830
      @bardinblue9830 2 роки тому +12

      So it appears... However, it seems like those numbered black-cloaked guys are also able to be used by Sephiroth and/or Jenova in a similar manner... So that makes the question of "Who dunnit?" even more unclear when talking specifics... but there is no doubt that Sephiroth is the brain behind the whole thing!

    • @johannesschult4170
      @johannesschult4170 Рік тому +7

      Sephiroth is using her thoug, not the other way around

    • @SolarzFFA
      @SolarzFFA Рік тому +9

      @@bardinblue9830 yeah the cloaked dudes are failed sephiroth clones, so they have jenova cells in them, thus allowing sephiroth to take control of them

    • @burge117
      @burge117 Рік тому +4

      It took me far too many playthroughs to come this realisation 😂

  • @VincentSalman
    @VincentSalman 5 років тому +150

    "You're the last of an endangered race!? I'm the last of an endangered race!"
    That's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
    "excelsior, woosh, wish, wish" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crazyjaybe
    @crazyjaybe 6 років тому +80

    2:15
    Ah, Paper Cloud! I loved that game on the N64 where you collected items, fought enemies and bosses, found new areas to explore, and did so with all kinds of friends you meet along the way. What a hoot!

  • @skelemama
    @skelemama 4 роки тому +107

    “Boy, she sank pretty fast! She must’ve had more on her than I thought!”
    Tifa! You’re not helping!

    • @pogigwapo5093
      @pogigwapo5093 4 роки тому +7

      "on her", not honor

    • @skelemama
      @skelemama 4 роки тому +7

      @@pogigwapo5093 Ah, okay. My bad, lol

  • @ViewTube_Dan
    @ViewTube_Dan 5 років тому +68

    Sephiroth voice actor really does a good job.. I wish I would sound like that all the time... for sure would working in customer support make hella more fun

  • @nier_gard9236
    @nier_gard9236 4 роки тому +85

    Sephiroth: excelsior! *Flies circles around cloud * love it 😂😂

    • @daniel_007
      @daniel_007 11 місяців тому

      Well, the fact that he throws you a materia randomly (the "Destruct" one to be exact, which is green and not yellow) is cringe too 😅

  • @andrewsebree4333
    @andrewsebree4333 4 роки тому +96

    Hot chick: "Hojo baby we love you."
    Hojo: "Shut up baby I know it."
    My favorite line

    • @stellarob
      @stellarob 4 роки тому +10

      Haha love the ode to Bender from futurama by quoting him.

    • @daniel_007
      @daniel_007 2 роки тому

      No one noticed how Hojo didn't even took off his suit even on vacation?

    • @andrewsebree4333
      @andrewsebree4333 2 роки тому

      @@daniel_007 is this like the yellow handkerchief test from south park🤣

  • @stevenmorton298
    @stevenmorton298 6 років тому +216

    AERITH: CLOUD!! What the HELL are you doing?!?!
    CLOUD: You don't know him like I do! He's not like other guys! I can change him!
    AERITH: Freak.
    LMAO!!

    • @ScrewFearMe
      @ScrewFearMe 6 років тому +5

      kinda sums up logic for women when it comes to dating xD

  • @manfromnantucket9544
    @manfromnantucket9544 6 років тому +85

    "It's gunna blow. I better stand as close to it as possible"

  • @tillmansanders6056
    @tillmansanders6056 4 роки тому +52

    "Hojo honey, we love you"
    "Shut up baby, I know it."

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven 6 років тому +162

    This Cloud is pretty faithful to the original.

  • @williamcortelyou4524
    @williamcortelyou4524 6 років тому +80

    Whoa. Whoa. The bit about the merchant at Mt Correl, having millions of Gil to buy your master materia. That's a legit hilarious oversight! Well done.

  • @STZ3000
    @STZ3000 5 років тому +117

    6:03 “you have a gun.. why aren’t you helping??”

    • @Samuel-uf3mj
      @Samuel-uf3mj 5 років тому +8

      Yeah that’s true!

    • @Faraboutthemind
      @Faraboutthemind 4 роки тому +7

      There was plenty of room at the back of that truck.

  • @AgitoAceXIII
    @AgitoAceXIII 6 років тому +241

    “Why are even fighting an icicle in the first place?!”
    Good question, Nanaki. XD

    • @dreamimgflowerd976
      @dreamimgflowerd976 6 років тому +13

      Ace they were fighting houses. I guess it’s just a usual day for Cloud’s squad.

    • @AgitoAceXIII
      @AgitoAceXIII 6 років тому +7

      Dreamimgflower D I suppose so, eh? Poor Cloud. XD

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 5 років тому

      @@dreamimgflowerd976 squad fam

    • @MasterKnightDH
      @MasterKnightDH 5 років тому +3

      At least Cecil gets a gun arm and won't have to worry about anybody betraying him multiple times or sacrificing themselves every 5 seconds anymore.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 Місяць тому

      ​@@MasterKnightDHWell, besides Cait Sith.

  • @jacoryarnett7347
    @jacoryarnett7347 6 років тому +189

    Can't wait for FF8-FF15 in a nutshell in the future.

    • @edmg7
      @edmg7 6 років тому +11

      I wonder how he'll handle FF11 and FF14

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 років тому +3

      12
      XII
      Ivalice ✊

    • @aetherealpasta6241
      @aetherealpasta6241 6 років тому

      For the time that those are released, we will have FF XVI

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 6 років тому

      Aside from 7, the only other ones I've played are 13 and 15. I saw these videos popping up in my recommendations but only now could I finally click one, lol.

    • @Casp15
      @Casp15 6 років тому +2

      Same! Especially FF9 and 10!

  • @deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813
    @deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813 4 роки тому +87

    1:23 I swear this got everyone in game the first time.
    **attack while it’s tail is up**
    “Ok”
    “Why do i keep on getting wrecked by that laser?

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday 2 роки тому

      Killed me many times. Needed walkthrough guide.

  • @allenhernandez3350
    @allenhernandez3350 6 років тому +86

    13:45 CLOUD: Wait... what the hell am I standing on? *instantly drowns*

  • @jefmarquez2863
    @jefmarquez2863 5 років тому +518

    Anyone else lose it when FF13 theme played on Cloud’s date!? Lmao

    • @MirandaWeaver
      @MirandaWeaver 5 років тому +31

      Me! XD and the wedding "You don't know him like I do! He's not like other guys!"

    • @jadedguardgirl
      @jadedguardgirl 5 років тому +12

      wasn't that the theme from the ff7 game? o.O you can find the OST spotify for free. it's underneath the fireworks or something

    • @jadedguardgirl
      @jadedguardgirl 5 років тому +3

      open.spotify.com/track/5FXba6JG2DWWdRky6Niezp?si=ji9KQd8XTwqN1Gfp05BSiw

    • @usagirogers2165
      @usagirogers2165 5 років тому +13

      Okay, so I wasn't the only one that heard promise when the date scene came in.

    • @zantiquechm3960
      @zantiquechm3960 5 років тому +18

      @@jadedguardgirl No, that was Sunleth waterscape from FF13.

  • @termitesc.aardwolf3644
    @termitesc.aardwolf3644 5 років тому +154

    Is it just me or is Red XIII completely adorbs in this parody?

    • @4xzx4
      @4xzx4 3 роки тому +6

      You mean he never was adorbs to begin with??!

    • @termitesc.aardwolf3644
      @termitesc.aardwolf3644 3 роки тому +7

      @@4xzx4 He was, it was just cranked up to 11 here.

    • @4xzx4
      @4xzx4 3 роки тому +2

      @@termitesc.aardwolf3644 Yes I know, I'm just joking around. xP

    • @janordanu2008
      @janordanu2008 Рік тому +2

      I was gonna say the same thing, hes a cute little guy in this

  • @Lightmagician60
    @Lightmagician60 6 років тому +227

    Cait sith: wait... So. I was even left out of the left out characters scene?

    • @RABtoons
      @RABtoons  6 років тому +52

      Double kill!

    • @dragnergrifeene
      @dragnergrifeene 6 років тому +13

      Cait Sith was the best FF7 character, Rabtoons. But I get it. Only really smart people realize that.

    • @NoTeHCPT
      @NoTeHCPT 6 років тому +6

      He was still used to blow up the temple lol

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 6 років тому

      @@NoTeHCPT there's no explosion in the temple. It was shrunken down. Also, do you even pay attention to the story?

    • @ultimo36
      @ultimo36 5 років тому +1

      cait sith has got to be my most underused character. i contemplate playing through again to use him...but i really cannot be fucked...

  • @matthewhochban
    @matthewhochban 6 років тому +45

    The Cecil - Barret double swap is complete, best part of the episode! :)

    • @divinerydia8765
      @divinerydia8765 6 років тому +7

      And don't forget tellah and sephiroth

    • @edgarlarios4718
      @edgarlarios4718 6 років тому

      So that's why they did that! Man... Awesome.

  • @GenericBrand-TM
    @GenericBrand-TM 3 роки тому +54

    I literally laughed until I couldn't breathe at the "trying to get a chocobo to spawn" moment. That has got to be the most rational explanation I've ever heard for an annoying mechanic that leads to an even more annoying mechanic.

  • @ngjoko
    @ngjoko 6 років тому +156

    The FFXIII theme works pretty well on saxophone

  • @ShoddyCast
    @ShoddyCast 6 років тому +291

    This is my favorite video on UA-cam.

  • @666stryder666
    @666stryder666 4 роки тому +55

    I do hope that when you make FF7 Remake in a Nutshell Part 1, that Lightning hires the Lawyer to sue Cloud for taking the Stagger Gauge.

  • @jmhill24
    @jmhill24 6 років тому +130

    "...and a ninja girl. Maybe." fantastic job lol

    • @basti2129
      @basti2129 5 років тому +1

      The best line ever

  • @appleando752
    @appleando752 4 роки тому +160

    Yuffie joins the Outcasts, while Cait Sith is left to rot.

  • @unknown_lifeform_brett
    @unknown_lifeform_brett 6 років тому +95

    In regards to Aerith's death, I feel Cloud's pain. She was my general magic user, so I equipped the Edincoat on her because it had 7 materia slots. When she died and took it to the bottom of the lake with her, I wanted to cry too.

    • @zeronightx
      @zeronightx 6 років тому +7

      you get all her stuff back, normie. you must have first played ff7 in the past decade or something. real gamers know this shit fam

    • @unknown_lifeform_brett
      @unknown_lifeform_brett 6 років тому +30

      Buddy, I've been playing video games since the 80's. I AM a real gamer. And I distinctly remember playing FF7 on the original Playstation back in the 90's and Aerith taking my Edincoat with her when she died. I got my materia back from her, but not her equipment. I KNOW I didn't get it back because I went to put it on Yuffie and it wasn't fucking there, even after I searched my whole inventory screen.
      So don't try this "real gamer" shit with me, boy. You're the one who doesn't know what he's talking about.

    • @hersh1138
      @hersh1138 6 років тому +4

      I was glad. She was my least favorite character in ff7 only out done by cait sith.

    • @unknown_lifeform_brett
      @unknown_lifeform_brett 6 років тому +17

      Hah! Cait Sith is EVERYBODY'S least favourite character. (Seriously, I don't know anyone who actually likes that asshole). The only thing that made me sad about him dying to get the Black Materia is that he was replaced by an exact copy.
      Firstly, if you're gonna have this big emotional moment showing a character willingly sacrificing himself to help save the world, don't undo it by basically bringing the character back a few seconds later!
      Secondly, that big emotional moment might have had more impact with the players if it had been a character they actually cared about, rather than the douchebag none of them could stand.
      Seriously, fuck Cait Sith.

    • @hersh1138
      @hersh1138 6 років тому +3

      But really cait sith and yuffie are the only 2 party members are ardent help bent on some revenge plot. After the mess up does the right thing and is arrested for it. Not sure how cait sith remains in the party but does. And yuffie well she just wanted an adventure.

  • @TeeDerSelbe
    @TeeDerSelbe 6 років тому +23

    Wow, the scene with Cecil really made this video. Going full circle, well played guys.

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 роки тому +20

    Props to that violin player who did the song during Aerith's death scene.

  • @SolstaceWinters
    @SolstaceWinters 6 років тому +61

    Your love of FF4 gives me life.

  • @dominicsavarese377
    @dominicsavarese377 5 років тому +26

    Barret: so am I getting lucky here or what.
    Silence..
    Cloud: Be gentle.
    😂

  • @jecapeter
    @jecapeter 5 років тому +57

    “Attack while its tail is up...“
    “Okay!!“
    “Wait, no...“
    😄😄😄

    • @MireiGazelle
      @MireiGazelle 4 роки тому +7

      I made that exact mistake when I played the game

  • @nuke_raider
    @nuke_raider 6 років тому +299

    Stupid mistranslation. How many people were screwed over by the first boss

    • @aaron.biketrials
      @aaron.biketrials 6 років тому +17

      Never been beaten by that scorpion no sorry.

    • @faburos9012
      @faburos9012 6 років тому +34

      I attacked when the tail was up just to build the limit break gauge, dude.

    • @Lorkanthal
      @Lorkanthal 6 років тому +10

      @@faburos9012 most of the time I've already queued an attack before the scorpion begins raising it's tail

    • @wilgarrett322
      @wilgarrett322 6 років тому +16

      People actually lose to that thing? Limit Break the shit out of it.

    • @gerald216
      @gerald216 6 років тому +5

      It hit me before but I never died to it.

  • @zebuldevil5499
    @zebuldevil5499 6 років тому +61

    Please please please, for ff8 do a bit on seifer slicing Odin in half. Odin kills everything randomly in one hit and it would be priceless to see squall and friends reactions. Please consider it

  • @louisdellalucca8969
    @louisdellalucca8969 5 років тому +64

    "Its cause o that damn pizza that people underneath are suffering!"
    "Then people should stop ordering pizza." 😏
    "Dont be a Smartass Spiky!"

  • @Kristina-dl4sf
    @Kristina-dl4sf 6 років тому +11

    The way they handled Aerith's death was funny and artful. I'm impressed they managed to do it tastefully. :)

  • @DJAB87
    @DJAB87 6 років тому +255

    What, no Cloud and Tifa bunking under the Highwind, which everyone saw? Disappointed.

    • @suuppeerrrbakanky
      @suuppeerrrbakanky 6 років тому +20

      Come to think about it they skipped the entire infiltration of Midgar bit

    • @RydiasRevenge
      @RydiasRevenge 6 років тому +9

      ​@@suuppeerrrbakanky Yeah they did - that could have easily been a good parody done Ghostbusters 1 style LOL :)
      Edit:
      Cloud: "So uhhhh why are we climbing up all these stairs? We didn't destroy all the MAKO reactors so the elevators still have power!"
      Tifa: "We're climbing BECAUSE we don't want to alert Shinra of our presence you dweeb! Didn't you ever watch Ghostbusters?"
      Barret "I did! I love Ernie Hudson, he's my motto!"
      Tifa: "Wait, you're the leader of Avalanche so how could HE be your motto? He joined halfway during the movie!"
      Barret: "For REALZ? NOOOOO! Ernie, how could you not be the main star of that show?! You lied to me!"
      Tifa: "Ohhhh Get a grip on that gun arm of yours before you confuse it with Cloud's sword!"
      Cloud: "Uhhhhhhhh I don't feel well... Let me know when we got to 20... I'm gonna throw up."
      Tifa: "We HAVE to go up 70 Floors! What couldn't you count them all from outside the building?"
      Cloud: *PUKES*
      Tifa: "Ewwwwwwww! That is disgusting! No way I'm going with you on a date anymore! Barret, you can have him!"
      Barret: "All Right!"
      Cloud: Awwwww !@#$
      *CUE NEXT SCENE*

    • @sakuracardcaptor4709
      @sakuracardcaptor4709 6 років тому +7

      To be fair Tifa just slept on Cloud's shoulder, and everyone saw her which is why she's embarrassed and Cloud doesn't give any fucks about her. Think about it instead of Cloti porn.

    • @ldking5132
      @ldking5132 6 років тому +6

      @@sakuracardcaptor4709 I think its confirmed that they did the nasty

    • @zapato6071
      @zapato6071 5 років тому +3

      @@sakuracardcaptor4709 in the wiki ff in Cloud Strife it says that Cloud love Tifa since childhood.

  • @limyongsteffen890
    @limyongsteffen890 5 років тому +56

    VII Remake:
    Gold Saucer Date:
    Cloud: This time, I will get Tifa. I've been nasty to Barret the whole time.
    Yuffie (now compulsory party member): Hey, Cloud!
    Cloud: Is this for real?

  • @zach_2178
    @zach_2178 6 років тому +47

    0:52 deserves an award you've earned it

    • @Nehoran
      @Nehoran 6 років тому +2

      Finaly decoded. The mistries of the universe can now be reveiled...screw 42.

  • @daniel_007
    @daniel_007 6 років тому +168

    8:45 merchants in North Corel that are poor af but pay you 1.400.000 Gil for Master 🔵All materia

    • @bubblegumxo
      @bubblegumxo 4 роки тому +13

      I'm so glad they included this. 😂 Every playthrough I set an All materia to a double AP weapon. Once you sell a mastered All you're basically set for the game. But I personally like to always have an All equipped just for the purpose of mastering and selling!

    • @TheOtherSideBooks
      @TheOtherSideBooks 4 роки тому +2

      WHAT THATS A THING??

    • @bubblegumxo
      @bubblegumxo 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheOtherSideBooks yep. By far the easiest way to get money early in the game, and honestly maybe overall in the whole game. I think it's the easiest materia to master and for some reason it sells for an absurd amount of money.
      Once you sell one you are basically set for the entire game. I don't think you really even need that much money. Some equipment, a few materias, tents, ethers, remedies, phoenix downs, tranquilizers, hypers, and the gold saucer unlimited pass are basically the only things you need.
      EDIT: Oh and chocobo greens/stables much later in the game, and MAYBE the Costa Del Sol house if you REALLY want it.

  • @burge117
    @burge117 Рік тому +18

    I mean, I don't blame you for leaving Yuffie behind 😂 her inventory photo used to freak me out 😅

  • @JPzJaurigue
    @JPzJaurigue 6 років тому +409

    Where is cait sith? Lol

    • @zeronightx
      @zeronightx 6 років тому +104

      lol holy shit i completely forgot about him (minus the one mention in the temple scene).
      Gonna guess that THAT is probably the joke, and it's a good one. fuck cait sith

    • @donb.7390
      @donb.7390 6 років тому +28

      I totally thought Cait Sith was gonna reuse the dice joke that Setzer used.

    • @caroSuko
      @caroSuko 6 років тому +22

      With Edge.

    • @RABtoons
      @RABtoons  6 років тому +170

      Who's cait sith?

    • @mopeybloke
      @mopeybloke 6 років тому +26

      He's the best character in the franchise and you forgot about him!

  • @tribii1
    @tribii1 4 роки тому +22

    18:49 Best Sephiroth moment. HAHA THE FINAL BOSS IS NIGH, but go ahead and have your party ready for it. Take your time, you're passed the point of no return anyaway.

  • @Pit-mu9cm
    @Pit-mu9cm Рік тому +6

    i can’t believe rabtoons forgot about the best part of the early portion of the game. The staits

  • @t_rawls
    @t_rawls 6 років тому +27

    Gotta give a thumbs up for pronouncing Sephiroth sword correctly

  • @Emo_Kane
    @Emo_Kane 6 років тому +23

    I love cloud Charlie brown impression

  • @ericvanryn696
    @ericvanryn696 4 роки тому +22

    Imagine cloud in the remake showing this much emotion

  • @elektrikhd
    @elektrikhd 6 років тому +55

    But where was Cloud's most important line of all?
    "GURK"

  • @SonJazrin
    @SonJazrin 6 років тому +143

    The existence of Supernova was always my biggest problem with FF7. An attack that crosses the galaxy, destroying multiple planets and you can survive it just fine. But a one hit katana to the back? Instant, permanent death for Aeris .

    • @almightycinder
      @almightycinder 6 років тому +52

      But it's a really good katana

    • @Mattsawesomeness
      @Mattsawesomeness 6 років тому +3

      Haha the attack is non lethal, It's his other attacks you gota worry about

    • @gianghuynh9570
      @gianghuynh9570 6 років тому +17

      Sneak Attack 3x.

    • @LilyKazami
      @LilyKazami 6 років тому +12

      Supernova is just him casting a summon from the Black Materia. We're just lucky he didn't have anything good in there like Hades.

    • @FlareStar100
      @FlareStar100 6 років тому +6

      Gosh... it's an illusion... come on, should be obvious.

  • @jackycheung2781
    @jackycheung2781 4 роки тому +20

    RIP scenes with Cloud and the Train and the Supernova scene.

    • @MTBSteve1990
      @MTBSteve1990 3 роки тому +1

      I was checking the comments to make sure that i wasn't the only one who noticed those.

    • @sotoroiguess69
      @sotoroiguess69 3 роки тому +2

      Fuck Warner Chappell.

  • @savagesalvage9449
    @savagesalvage9449 5 років тому +7

    Best jokes
    The bit with Barrett at the golden saucer
    The bit with Tifa flashing trying to get clouds attention

  • @jacobfoxall5633
    @jacobfoxall5633 4 роки тому +35

    Can't wait for the remake of this Animated Parody of the remake game XD.

  • @ViewTube_Dan
    @ViewTube_Dan 5 років тому +18

    7:33 after watching the end I can totally understand his reaction... actually the whole game makes a lot more sense now

  • @markusmeridian321
    @markusmeridian321 6 років тому +17

    Ok, so I'm NOT the only one who initially thought you had to hit the guard scorpion WHILE it's tail is up. Those text boxes...

  • @MaryDKidd
    @MaryDKidd 6 років тому +8

    Buahahah I see Cloudia really loved his role in this story xD Also, those little tifa's gigantification fanart cameos were so funny! hahaha and Aerith dying by slipping on Sephiroth blood was so perfect! Congratulations, a winner is you, this animation was excellente!!

  • @darc22005
    @darc22005 5 років тому +48

    This is just such a fantastic parody, from the avalanche acronym, to tifa having boobs that take up her entire chest. To cloud being a complete idiot and Aerith being an asshole XD
    This was just perfect. My favorite thing is them pointing out logic and thoughts we all had though playing this game.

    • @CurlyFromTheSwirly
      @CurlyFromTheSwirly Рік тому +2

      To be fair, some idiot ruined her flowers and roof, plus said he wanted a date with someone else.

  • @YubeFox
    @YubeFox 6 років тому +53

    Man, Red is so damn cute, I want a plushie now of that version.

    • @godstar8515
      @godstar8515 3 роки тому +5

      Oh me too so fluffy (。♡‿♡。)

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 6 років тому +50

    How did these guys manage to make Nanaki so adorable?

  • @victoriasharpe1661
    @victoriasharpe1661 5 років тому +12

    10:30 was my favourite. The stupid noise that Sephiroth made was great 🤣 also the part where Cloud thought he was going on a date with tifa and got Barret, then the rocking... lmfao

  • @mrpanicattack6688
    @mrpanicattack6688 6 років тому +62

    11:25 "Be gentle" OMG hahaha! 😎

    • @Nehoran
      @Nehoran 6 років тому +6

      I physically shuttered

    • @pcachu
      @pcachu 6 років тому +1

      Hey man, when the gondola's rockin', don't come knockin'.

    • @redcrystal7710
      @redcrystal7710 6 років тому +1

      *OH MY*

    • @shibba2517
      @shibba2517 6 років тому +1

      Mr Panic Attack but why?

  • @jacobsiron6929
    @jacobsiron6929 6 років тому +7

    That FFXIII music was very calming.
    ...that aside, excellent work! Love these thing!

  • @Animo92
    @Animo92 15 днів тому +2

    That orthopaedic scene really caught me off guard 😂

  • @danielevans7439
    @danielevans7439 6 років тому +86

    The chocobo tracks scene made me lol hard! So glad we got the Barret date!
    Edit: And when we got to the Aerith scene, I really thought we would see Cloud’s allies offer a phoenix down, while Cloud is like, “No, no, no. It’s better this way.” Then Aerith’s arms start flailing as Cloud pushes her down into the water. Whoops, that got graphic fast.

    • @MaryDKidd
      @MaryDKidd 6 років тому +2

      You are right xD why did she had to die?was it because of plot? Phoenix down doesn't work when you really need it? Or maybe you have to be fighting and not passively die for it to work! Or maybe cloud preferred tifa's pointy bits more F)

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 6 років тому +13

      Technically Phoenix Down stops working when someone actually dies. They can merely revive someone that's unconscious or near-death.

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 6 років тому +10

      it cures incapacitation... not death.

    • @dale117
      @dale117 6 років тому +2

      But then why is there a literal death spell?

    • @danielevans7439
      @danielevans7439 6 років тому +4

      Kyle Pessell The game description of the phoenix down is “Restores life.”
      Sure, you could suggest that it saves you from near-death, but that doesn’t really follow Final Fantasy tradition. In FFV, any KO’d characters in the final battle are dead in the epilogue. Same goes for FFTA for every battle if I remember right.

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 6 років тому +90

    All materia automatically unequips from Aerith when she leaves your party for the final time, as does her Accessory. Her item and armor, on the other hand, is up to you.
    The reason for this is because the game can't auto-unequip weapons and armor, there has to be something in those slots. Materia and Accessory slots can be empty, so when Aerith leaves the party for good, the game automatically empties those slots.

    • @RABtoons
      @RABtoons  6 років тому +24

      Well I'll be damned! Today I learned!

    • @MrSuperman216
      @MrSuperman216 5 років тому +7

      And knowing is half the battle.

    • @josephmarino310
      @josephmarino310 5 років тому +3

      @@MrSuperman216 go joe

    • @Samuel-uf3mj
      @Samuel-uf3mj 5 років тому

      Oh well I panicked for nothing 😅

  • @alexalvarenga3482
    @alexalvarenga3482 4 роки тому +31

    2:57 Tifa: Cloud! Cloud: Boobs! Er, I mean, Tifa.

  • @animeballsdeep
    @animeballsdeep 6 років тому +228

    Lol this is funny as fk

  • @Dynaman21
    @Dynaman21 6 років тому +17

    “Let’s mosey.” No wonder he tries a do-over in the game. “Erm, I meant AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!”

  • @Don_Sergio501
    @Don_Sergio501 4 роки тому +5

    The Lightning Theme with a Saxo for dates is just savage

  • @scottfarrell3609
    @scottfarrell3609 6 років тому +6

    Fun. Definitely one of the best so far. Looking forward to the next instalment. You've inspired me. I want to do "In a Nutshell" type videos of operas. But I lack the software and voice talent, so it's no-go.

  • @Wajulillo
    @Wajulillo 6 років тому +46

    that ff13 music when Cloud was dating Don Corneo
    I see what you did there...

    • @Nyonics
      @Nyonics 6 років тому

      Inb4 Don Corneo is actually Toriyama O_o

  • @xander9299
    @xander9299 5 років тому +9

    "This thing is gonna explode! Better stand really close to it."
    That got me.😂

  • @Sin606
    @Sin606 6 років тому +81

    I'm glad I finally got to see this. The 2D paper effects we're cool.
    Sephiroth was kinda cool. I wanna ask...are you playing the games then animating your favorite parts?

    • @RABtoons
      @RABtoons  6 років тому +17

      Yup!

    • @lyric7702
      @lyric7702 6 років тому +2

      @@RABtoons you guys made that video earlier, right? I remember seeing it somewhere....😀

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 років тому +2

      @@RABtoons I was actually wondering the same thing, lol. "No way their memories are that good to remember all of these details from each Final Fantasy game after a single playthrough!"

  • @Rancidradio
    @Rancidradio 6 років тому +5

    My side hurts from laughter when cloud staked Vincent like a vampire , my first thoughts as well ,but best scene is with sephiroth throwing the materia at cloud and then yelling Excelsior died laughing!!!!!!! Thank you so much for making this love , love , love this looking forward to the next final fantasy nutshells ,,8,9,10,12,and 15 can't wait to see it!!!!!! thank you

  • @acannabisplant5343
    @acannabisplant5343 3 роки тому +4

    UA-cam needs a heart button. Love these been playing final fantasy since it came out in 87…I think that was the year it can out

  • @Shinesparker1297
    @Shinesparker1297 6 років тому +56

    Upon further review, Cloud is the best waifu in VII.

    • @infernalbaka557
      @infernalbaka557 5 років тому

      @Leo Jansen I think he dress crossed Cloud