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I really am sorry to say this. But this one wasn't as good as the first 6. I'm not gonna unsubscribe or anything. Because all of your content is hilarious. Except this one. I really am sorry.
(Sorry for my english) I knew that Yeffy gonna have the same story as Edge! And by the way, what will habben with Outcasters? I have a feeling that they are gonna be the main antagonists in Dissidia. They will revenge for for losing a chance to get there. Or something like this. What do you think about it?
Missed the chance to make Cloud's legs ridiculously long to touch the bottom of the lake during Aerith's burial. That's what I always imagine now whenever I see that scene lol
@Planet Watcher Yes it does. In France (my country) and Germany, a liberal is one who is both socially and economically liberal, basically the European equivalent of a US libertarian.
@Christopher Barnes It's that, or the fact that the entire area around them is Lifestream that's affected with Jenova Cells, so Sephiroth can alter them to show or be anything, so to give the party utter depair (because he likes to fuck with heads like that), he shows the party the solar system getting destroyed.
@@WanderSeth Yeah that could explain it, but the fact that it CAN'T kill the characters is pathethic. In fact Safer Sephiroth fight is one of the biggest let downs in the history of gaming. Easiest final boss in any game I've ever played, but the music is wonderful lol.
Daniel Escovedo Then you must have only played FFVII and Lucifer’s Call, where Lucifer is the only battle more difficult than Sephiroth. And yes I have played many games, which includes Devil May Cry on Dante must Die on PS1.
@@kirak1561 What are you talking about? I said Sephiroth's battle is the easiest in any game I've played and it's a pity, because he is really cool as a villain, but the fight is way too easy and it's kind of a let down. What is Lucifer's Call?
@@DanielEscovedo That is because Sephiroth does not scale based on your parties level. If you head straight for Sephiroth and do like zero side work he is tough. You get any optional items and he becomes easier and easier.
I'm so happy I stopped using her so I didn't lose anything too valuable. She's the strongest healer but I've found with Final Fantasy, I'm rather neurotic to hand over control of healing to anyone else. I don't want to wait for the healer, I'd rather do it myself because if I as leader fall in battle, everything is over. I can always revive a teammate. FF7 was my first time playing such a game and once I figured that out about myself, she was off the team and subbed for Tifa, lol.
But ... In reality, you only lose her weapon (which is only used by her) and her armlet. Any materia and accessory she had equipped is automatically sent to your inventory after she leaves the party.
I think the joke is also a reference to Final Fantasy II where characters die left and right and many items you didn't unequip from them are usually gone for good
Cloud running back and forth on Chocobo tracks Chocobo 1: "What is he doing?" Chocobo 2: "Is he mocking us?" Chocobo 3: "I'm going to kick his ass!" lol
Fun fact: Sephiroth was in the Northern Crater throughout the entire game, he didn't kill President Shinra or Aerith. Jenova took on Sephiroth's likeness and that's who you're following the entire time.
So it appears... However, it seems like those numbered black-cloaked guys are also able to be used by Sephiroth and/or Jenova in a similar manner... So that makes the question of "Who dunnit?" even more unclear when talking specifics... but there is no doubt that Sephiroth is the brain behind the whole thing!
@@bardinblue9830 yeah the cloaked dudes are failed sephiroth clones, so they have jenova cells in them, thus allowing sephiroth to take control of them
I COULDN'T KILL HIM when i first played FF7 long ago....it was really my first RPG playing by my self getting into turn based RPGS and RPGS in general. So i always loved to overlevel! but omg this brings back such joyous memories! i dont even wanna play FF7 again i heard remake coming soon i wanna be totally emersed in it !
i got it when i played fF7 again maybe a year later....expecting to over level again but i figure i try not to over level as much then i saw that...and was like holy shit!
"The part of Barret Wallace will now be played be Cecil Harvey" made me pause the video because I was laughing that hard :D "So my teammates don't sacrifice myself every 5 minutes? AWESOME!"
Sephiroth voice actor really does a good job.. I wish I would sound like that all the time... for sure would working in customer support make hella more fun
2:15 Ah, Paper Cloud! I loved that game on the N64 where you collected items, fought enemies and bosses, found new areas to explore, and did so with all kinds of friends you meet along the way. What a hoot!
@@suuppeerrrbakanky Yeah they did - that could have easily been a good parody done Ghostbusters 1 style LOL :) Edit: Cloud: "So uhhhh why are we climbing up all these stairs? We didn't destroy all the MAKO reactors so the elevators still have power!" Tifa: "We're climbing BECAUSE we don't want to alert Shinra of our presence you dweeb! Didn't you ever watch Ghostbusters?" Barret "I did! I love Ernie Hudson, he's my motto!" Tifa: "Wait, you're the leader of Avalanche so how could HE be your motto? He joined halfway during the movie!" Barret: "For REALZ? NOOOOO! Ernie, how could you not be the main star of that show?! You lied to me!" Tifa: "Ohhhh Get a grip on that gun arm of yours before you confuse it with Cloud's sword!" Cloud: "Uhhhhhhhh I don't feel well... Let me know when we got to 20... I'm gonna throw up." Tifa: "We HAVE to go up 70 Floors! What couldn't you count them all from outside the building?" Cloud: *PUKES* Tifa: "Ewwwwwwww! That is disgusting! No way I'm going with you on a date anymore! Barret, you can have him!" Barret: "All Right!" Cloud: Awwwww !@#$ *CUE NEXT SCENE*
To be fair Tifa just slept on Cloud's shoulder, and everyone saw her which is why she's embarrassed and Cloud doesn't give any fucks about her. Think about it instead of Cloti porn.
I literally laughed until I couldn't breathe at the "trying to get a chocobo to spawn" moment. That has got to be the most rational explanation I've ever heard for an annoying mechanic that leads to an even more annoying mechanic.
Please please please, for ff8 do a bit on seifer slicing Odin in half. Odin kills everything randomly in one hit and it would be priceless to see squall and friends reactions. Please consider it
I'm so glad they included this. 😂 Every playthrough I set an All materia to a double AP weapon. Once you sell a mastered All you're basically set for the game. But I personally like to always have an All equipped just for the purpose of mastering and selling!
@@TheOtherSideBooks yep. By far the easiest way to get money early in the game, and honestly maybe overall in the whole game. I think it's the easiest materia to master and for some reason it sells for an absurd amount of money. Once you sell one you are basically set for the entire game. I don't think you really even need that much money. Some equipment, a few materias, tents, ethers, remedies, phoenix downs, tranquilizers, hypers, and the gold saucer unlimited pass are basically the only things you need. EDIT: Oh and chocobo greens/stables much later in the game, and MAYBE the Costa Del Sol house if you REALLY want it.
Aside from 7, the only other ones I've played are 13 and 15. I saw these videos popping up in my recommendations but only now could I finally click one, lol.
lol holy shit i completely forgot about him (minus the one mention in the temple scene). Gonna guess that THAT is probably the joke, and it's a good one. fuck cait sith
In regards to Aerith's death, I feel Cloud's pain. She was my general magic user, so I equipped the Edincoat on her because it had 7 materia slots. When she died and took it to the bottom of the lake with her, I wanted to cry too.
Buddy, I've been playing video games since the 80's. I AM a real gamer. And I distinctly remember playing FF7 on the original Playstation back in the 90's and Aerith taking my Edincoat with her when she died. I got my materia back from her, but not her equipment. I KNOW I didn't get it back because I went to put it on Yuffie and it wasn't fucking there, even after I searched my whole inventory screen. So don't try this "real gamer" shit with me, boy. You're the one who doesn't know what he's talking about.
Hah! Cait Sith is EVERYBODY'S least favourite character. (Seriously, I don't know anyone who actually likes that asshole). The only thing that made me sad about him dying to get the Black Materia is that he was replaced by an exact copy. Firstly, if you're gonna have this big emotional moment showing a character willingly sacrificing himself to help save the world, don't undo it by basically bringing the character back a few seconds later! Secondly, that big emotional moment might have had more impact with the players if it had been a character they actually cared about, rather than the douchebag none of them could stand. Seriously, fuck Cait Sith.
But really cait sith and yuffie are the only 2 party members are ardent help bent on some revenge plot. After the mess up does the right thing and is arrested for it. Not sure how cait sith remains in the party but does. And yuffie well she just wanted an adventure.
18:49 Best Sephiroth moment. HAHA THE FINAL BOSS IS NIGH, but go ahead and have your party ready for it. Take your time, you're passed the point of no return anyaway.
VII Remake: Gold Saucer Date: Cloud: This time, I will get Tifa. I've been nasty to Barret the whole time. Yuffie (now compulsory party member): Hey, Cloud! Cloud: Is this for real?
Cloud is a downloadable character in SSB4 along with Bayonetta, Corrin, Lucas, Mewtwo, Roy and Ryu while Sephiroth is a downloadable character in Super Smash Bros Ultimate along with Banjo & Kazooie, Byleth, Hero, Joker, Kazuya, Min Min, Piranha Plant, Pyra/Mythra, Sora, Steve and Terry.
I just realized that about the money in the shop in many RPGs that played before....they have that much money to buy something from you but don't use that money for something else~
Cloud is a newcomer character in SSB4 along with Bayonetta, Bowser Jr., Corrin, Dark Pit, Duck Hunt, Greninja, Little Mac, Lucina, Mega Man, Mii Fighters (3), Pac-Man, Palutena, Robin, Rosalina & Luma, Ryu, Shulk, Villager and Wii Fit Trainer while Sephiroth is a newcomer character in Super Smash Bros Ultimate along with Banjo & Kazooie, Byleth, Chrom, Daisy, Dark Samus, Hero, Incineroar, Inkling, Isabelle, Joker, Kazuya, Ken, King K. Rool, Min Min, Piranha Plant, Pyra/Mythra, Richter, Ridley, Simon, Sora, Steve and Terry.
The chocobo tracks scene made me lol hard! So glad we got the Barret date! Edit: And when we got to the Aerith scene, I really thought we would see Cloud’s allies offer a phoenix down, while Cloud is like, “No, no, no. It’s better this way.” Then Aerith’s arms start flailing as Cloud pushes her down into the water. Whoops, that got graphic fast.
You are right xD why did she had to die?was it because of plot? Phoenix down doesn't work when you really need it? Or maybe you have to be fighting and not passively die for it to work! Or maybe cloud preferred tifa's pointy bits more F)
Kyle Pessell The game description of the phoenix down is “Restores life.” Sure, you could suggest that it saves you from near-death, but that doesn’t really follow Final Fantasy tradition. In FFV, any KO’d characters in the final battle are dead in the epilogue. Same goes for FFTA for every battle if I remember right.
10:30 was my favourite. The stupid noise that Sephiroth made was great 🤣 also the part where Cloud thought he was going on a date with tifa and got Barret, then the rocking... lmfao
All materia automatically unequips from Aerith when she leaves your party for the final time, as does her Accessory. Her item and armor, on the other hand, is up to you. The reason for this is because the game can't auto-unequip weapons and armor, there has to be something in those slots. Materia and Accessory slots can be empty, so when Aerith leaves the party for good, the game automatically empties those slots.
Love Red XIII's british accent in this one lol. Its cute. Its a bit funny how he sounds different in every parody since i guess we don't really know how he's supposed to sound (except that ONE line from Liam O'brien from the movie that might not even be canon anymore).
Nomura said in an interview that the remake was a full reboot so the compilation might not be canon anymore (he did mention that they might still take some aspects of it but i have a feeling that if they do that, its going to be mostly Crisis Core's lore and not anything after the game)., at least that was his plan at the time (like 6 months ago), but we know how much they flip-flop with that project, so who knows.
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I really am sorry to say this. But this one wasn't as good as the first 6. I'm not gonna unsubscribe or anything. Because all of your content is hilarious. Except this one. I really am sorry.
@@bigrob10100 fair enough!
(Sorry for my english) I knew that Yeffy gonna have the same story as Edge! And by the way, what will habben with Outcasters? I have a feeling that they are gonna be the main antagonists in Dissidia. They will revenge for for losing a chance to get there. Or something like this. What do you think about it?
@@СиняяЗвезда-ж8б you'll have to wait and find out!
@@RABtoons you do really awesome job with story, so don't worry I am gonna wait til the end.
Missed the chance to make Cloud's legs ridiculously long to touch the bottom of the lake during Aerith's burial. That's what I always imagine now whenever I see that scene lol
Dylan Osborne in AC the lake was shown to be mostly shallow and has a pit in the middle.
Johanna_ Jelly Ik
Well, that'll be funny, had it not been for the retcon.
@Johanna_ Jelly So they fixed a plot hole... with a hole?
@Johanna_ Jelly Fixing plot holes with literal holes since 1999 BCE.
“Angry Very Annoyed Liberals Against Nasty Corporations Hurting Earth?” lol
That is beautiful.
That part, oh my sides 🤣
Planet Watcher liberals are very crazy about the enviroment. I can care less if the trees are burning in cali as we speak
Here in Europe, liberalism has a different definition from the US one, most liberals don't care about the environment.
@Planet Watcher
Yes it does. In France (my country) and Germany, a liberal is one who is both socially and economically liberal, basically the European equivalent of a US libertarian.
PRESIDENT SHINRA IS DEAD!
the sad part about the Corneo scene..... it's now canon that Cloud didn't even try making a girl voice
I guess it wouldn't matter. I mean their *are* girls with pretty deep voices anyway.
Well yeah he clearly didn't want to be there in that situation
@@joeywomer Yeah but it usually requires a pack-o-day habit to sound like a man.
A ngry
V ery
A nnoyed
L iberals
A gainst
N asty
C orporations
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Brilliant!
1 problem, ff7’s planet is called gaia
@@xISparkzy Gaia is another word for Earth.
You dont have to be a liberal to hate a greedy corporations
You got a better word?
Lefties would fit better.
makes me wonder, if sephiroth can summon a giant sun that can engulf entire planets then what the hell does he need meteor for?
@Christopher Barnes It's that, or the fact that the entire area around them is Lifestream that's affected with Jenova Cells, so Sephiroth can alter them to show or be anything, so to give the party utter depair (because he likes to fuck with heads like that), he shows the party the solar system getting destroyed.
@@WanderSeth Yeah that could explain it, but the fact that it CAN'T kill the characters is pathethic. In fact Safer Sephiroth fight is one of the biggest let downs in the history of gaming. Easiest final boss in any game I've ever played, but the music is wonderful lol.
Daniel Escovedo Then you must have only played FFVII and Lucifer’s Call, where Lucifer is the only battle more difficult than Sephiroth. And yes I have played many games, which includes Devil May Cry on Dante must Die on PS1.
@@kirak1561 What are you talking about? I said Sephiroth's battle is the easiest in any game I've played and it's a pity, because he is really cool as a villain, but the fight is way too easy and it's kind of a let down. What is Lucifer's Call?
@@DanielEscovedo That is because Sephiroth does not scale based on your parties level. If you head straight for Sephiroth and do like zero side work he is tough. You get any optional items and he becomes easier and easier.
You get to "REMAKE" this one in a few years haha
7 hours ago, they actually announced a remake. Not anytime soon, but sometime
@KHG It's should be in halt, if wanna be like how remake supposed to be...
Welp, my guess is they're prolly gonna start production for the remake next year. Ya know, like what they did for the actual remake
🐝
Yeah like 10 years after announcing it. Lol
"Did you remember to take all of Areiths items and materia before dropping her to her grave"
That really screwed me on my first playthrough hahah
Ah me too! All that sh!t I lost
I'm so happy I stopped using her so I didn't lose anything too valuable. She's the strongest healer but I've found with Final Fantasy, I'm rather neurotic to hand over control of healing to anyone else. I don't want to wait for the healer, I'd rather do it myself because if I as leader fall in battle, everything is over. I can always revive a teammate. FF7 was my first time playing such a game and once I figured that out about myself, she was off the team and subbed for Tifa, lol.
But ... In reality, you only lose her weapon (which is only used by her) and her armlet.
Any materia and accessory she had equipped is automatically sent to your inventory after she leaves the party.
I think the joke is also a reference to Final Fantasy II where characters die left and right and many items you didn't unequip from them are usually gone for good
That's screwed me to various extents in every playthrough.....
Cloud running back and forth on Chocobo tracks
Chocobo 1: "What is he doing?"
Chocobo 2: "Is he mocking us?"
Chocobo 3: "I'm going to kick his ass!" lol
They should have chocobuckled his ass..........
99 intens
This explains why Chocoboes attack you while you're running over their footsteps
Fun fact: Sephiroth was in the Northern Crater throughout the entire game, he didn't kill President Shinra or Aerith.
Jenova took on Sephiroth's likeness and that's who you're following the entire time.
Yeah through Sephiroth’s will though
So it appears... However, it seems like those numbered black-cloaked guys are also able to be used by Sephiroth and/or Jenova in a similar manner... So that makes the question of "Who dunnit?" even more unclear when talking specifics... but there is no doubt that Sephiroth is the brain behind the whole thing!
Sephiroth is using her thoug, not the other way around
@@bardinblue9830 yeah the cloaked dudes are failed sephiroth clones, so they have jenova cells in them, thus allowing sephiroth to take control of them
It took me far too many playthroughs to come this realisation 😂
"Stop, or we'll shoot you slowly in turn based combat!" That was genius.
Reminds me of that one FFVII Remake trailer where one Shinra grunt yells "Stop," but the other one next to him immediately starts firing.
Easily amused
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@petercampi2840 that was cloud friend
"Attack while its tail is up" got me good the first time.
I COULDN'T KILL HIM when i first played FF7 long ago....it was really my first RPG playing by my self getting into turn based RPGS and RPGS in general. So i always loved to overlevel!
but omg this brings back such joyous memories!
i dont even wanna play FF7 again i heard remake coming soon i wanna be totally emersed in it !
It got everyone the first time, nobody read the captions at the top of the screen... We didn't know, WE DIDN'T KNOW!😭
i got it when i played fF7 again maybe a year later....expecting to over level again but i figure i try not to over level as much then i saw that...and was like holy shit!
Same. It wasn’t worded very well.
It got me the first 2 times through. I'm like "this doesnt make sense!". Just word it in one line!
Red XIII's voice was amazing. The actor did a great job.
“This guy are sick”
“Yes, he are, Aerith. Yes, he are.”
i think it's "The Sky".
Victor Vaz they didn’t miss a beat 😂😂
First off "Yes, he are, Aeris." Come on we have to be filthy English translation trash
I scrolled down just for this comment
Could someone please explain this to me
This Cloud is pretty faithful to the original.
"Yes he are, Aerith, yes he are"
I cracked on that one hahaha
hahahhaha same 🤣
I did too wait what ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Epic!
I was disappointed it didn't make it into the remake :D
@@tomasburian6550 technically they did put it in it just was done with tifa and not aerith
"And a ninja girl......maybe." Great line.
you can see her in sephiroths newspaper
What does it refer to? Did it mean that, depending on if the party found Yuffie or not?
@@pershop4950 Yea, because it's possible to play the whole game without her
@@Koinoyokan01 And Vincent!
every time i play 7 yuffie and vincent are always canon
Barrett: So am I getting lucky on this date or what?
Cloud: Be gentle.
Huh so funny
*intense no homo banging*
lmao I died 😏😂
@@ayaywang7576 they have to say no homo before each thrust
"The part of Barret Wallace will now be played by Cecil Harvey."
It comes full circle.
@Helen Davis 15:10 but that's prob too late
“So...I have a gun arm, no one betrays me multiple times and my teammates don't sacrifice themselves every five seconds?
THIS IS AWESOME!”
"The part of Barret Wallace will now be played be Cecil Harvey" made me pause the video because I was laughing that hard :D
"So my teammates don't sacrifice myself every 5 minutes? AWESOME!"
It's fun to then return to the FFIV video where Barret replaces Cecil!
I come from the moon??
"We should stop doing this every time we kill something when we are on a time limit" 😂😂 my thoughts exactly lol
“Or stop doing it entirely.“
@@Samuel-uf3mj hey lets not go crazy
Joseph Marinogfghbhhhbhyfxvnvfunmbbvddfg lmao
🤣🤣
This is a intense conversation
Sephiroth voice actor really does a good job.. I wish I would sound like that all the time... for sure would working in customer support make hella more fun
I remember cracking up very hard IRL when Seph throws the materia at cloud. I'm glad it got included here.
Sephiroth and Vincent's voice could melt butter 😍
"You're the last of an endangered race!? I'm the last of an endangered race!"
That's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
"excelsior, woosh, wish, wish" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:15
Ah, Paper Cloud! I loved that game on the N64 where you collected items, fought enemies and bosses, found new areas to explore, and did so with all kinds of friends you meet along the way. What a hoot!
AERITH: CLOUD!! What the HELL are you doing?!?!
CLOUD: You don't know him like I do! He's not like other guys! I can change him!
AERITH: Freak.
LMAO!!
kinda sums up logic for women when it comes to dating xD
Anyone else lose it when FF13 theme played on Cloud’s date!? Lmao
Me! XD and the wedding "You don't know him like I do! He's not like other guys!"
wasn't that the theme from the ff7 game? o.O you can find the OST spotify for free. it's underneath the fireworks or something
open.spotify.com/track/5FXba6JG2DWWdRky6Niezp?si=ji9KQd8XTwqN1Gfp05BSiw
Okay, so I wasn't the only one that heard promise when the date scene came in.
@@jadedguardgirl No, that was Sunleth waterscape from FF13.
Cloud running on the chocobo tracks killed me. lol
"what... the hell is he doing"
"What... the hell is he doing?"
"Is he mocking us?"
"I'm gonna go kick his ass!"
GD Chris/Regret4fall GOD I WISH I KNEW YOU have a VR drink on me mate 🍷
@@seby826 - Getting a Chocobo. That's how we do it.
@Sol 01 - That's step 1. Step 2 is Chocobo Snu-Snu to get a better chocobo.
What, no Cloud and Tifa bunking under the Highwind, which everyone saw? Disappointed.
Come to think about it they skipped the entire infiltration of Midgar bit
@@suuppeerrrbakanky Yeah they did - that could have easily been a good parody done Ghostbusters 1 style LOL :)
Edit:
Cloud: "So uhhhh why are we climbing up all these stairs? We didn't destroy all the MAKO reactors so the elevators still have power!"
Tifa: "We're climbing BECAUSE we don't want to alert Shinra of our presence you dweeb! Didn't you ever watch Ghostbusters?"
Barret "I did! I love Ernie Hudson, he's my motto!"
Tifa: "Wait, you're the leader of Avalanche so how could HE be your motto? He joined halfway during the movie!"
Barret: "For REALZ? NOOOOO! Ernie, how could you not be the main star of that show?! You lied to me!"
Tifa: "Ohhhh Get a grip on that gun arm of yours before you confuse it with Cloud's sword!"
Cloud: "Uhhhhhhhh I don't feel well... Let me know when we got to 20... I'm gonna throw up."
Tifa: "We HAVE to go up 70 Floors! What couldn't you count them all from outside the building?"
Cloud: *PUKES*
Tifa: "Ewwwwwwww! That is disgusting! No way I'm going with you on a date anymore! Barret, you can have him!"
Barret: "All Right!"
Cloud: Awwwww !@#$
*CUE NEXT SCENE*
To be fair Tifa just slept on Cloud's shoulder, and everyone saw her which is why she's embarrassed and Cloud doesn't give any fucks about her. Think about it instead of Cloti porn.
@@sakuracardcaptor4709 I think its confirmed that they did the nasty
@@sakuracardcaptor4709 in the wiki ff in Cloud Strife it says that Cloud love Tifa since childhood.
Hot chick: "Hojo baby we love you."
Hojo: "Shut up baby I know it."
My favorite line
Haha love the ode to Bender from futurama by quoting him.
No one noticed how Hojo didn't even took off his suit even on vacation?
@@daniel_007 is this like the yellow handkerchief test from south park🤣
Is it just me or is Red XIII completely adorbs in this parody?
You mean he never was adorbs to begin with??!
@@4xzx4 He was, it was just cranked up to 11 here.
@@termitesc.aardwolf3644 Yes I know, I'm just joking around. xP
I was gonna say the same thing, hes a cute little guy in this
The FFXIII theme works pretty well on saxophone
I do hope that when you make FF7 Remake in a Nutshell Part 1, that Lightning hires the Lawyer to sue Cloud for taking the Stagger Gauge.
Definitely!
Sephiroth: excelsior! *Flies circles around cloud * love it 😂😂
Well, the fact that he throws you a materia randomly (the "Destruct" one to be exact, which is green and not yellow) is cringe too 😅
13:45 CLOUD: Wait... what the hell am I standing on? *instantly drowns*
😂😂
I literally laughed until I couldn't breathe at the "trying to get a chocobo to spawn" moment. That has got to be the most rational explanation I've ever heard for an annoying mechanic that leads to an even more annoying mechanic.
Please please please, for ff8 do a bit on seifer slicing Odin in half. Odin kills everything randomly in one hit and it would be priceless to see squall and friends reactions. Please consider it
seconded
thirded
Fourthed
Agreed
Quistis casting Bad Breath...
8:45 merchants in North Corel that are poor af but pay you 1.400.000 Gil for Master 🔵All materia
I'm so glad they included this. 😂 Every playthrough I set an All materia to a double AP weapon. Once you sell a mastered All you're basically set for the game. But I personally like to always have an All equipped just for the purpose of mastering and selling!
WHAT THATS A THING??
@@TheOtherSideBooks yep. By far the easiest way to get money early in the game, and honestly maybe overall in the whole game. I think it's the easiest materia to master and for some reason it sells for an absurd amount of money.
Once you sell one you are basically set for the entire game. I don't think you really even need that much money. Some equipment, a few materias, tents, ethers, remedies, phoenix downs, tranquilizers, hypers, and the gold saucer unlimited pass are basically the only things you need.
EDIT: Oh and chocobo greens/stables much later in the game, and MAYBE the Costa Del Sol house if you REALLY want it.
6:03 “you have a gun.. why aren’t you helping??”
Yeah that’s true!
There was plenty of room at the back of that truck.
"It's gunna blow. I better stand as close to it as possible"
Can't wait for FF8-FF15 in a nutshell in the future.
I wonder how he'll handle FF11 and FF14
12
XII
Ivalice ✊
For the time that those are released, we will have FF XVI
Aside from 7, the only other ones I've played are 13 and 15. I saw these videos popping up in my recommendations but only now could I finally click one, lol.
Same! Especially FF9 and 10!
1:23 I swear this got everyone in game the first time.
**attack while it’s tail is up**
“Ok”
“Why do i keep on getting wrecked by that laser?
Killed me many times. Needed walkthrough guide.
Stupid mistranslation. How many people were screwed over by the first boss
Never been beaten by that scorpion no sorry.
I attacked when the tail was up just to build the limit break gauge, dude.
@@faburos9012 most of the time I've already queued an attack before the scorpion begins raising it's tail
People actually lose to that thing? Limit Break the shit out of it.
It hit me before but I never died to it.
Cait sith: wait... So. I was even left out of the left out characters scene?
Double kill!
Cait Sith was the best FF7 character, Rabtoons. But I get it. Only really smart people realize that.
He was still used to blow up the temple lol
@@NoTeHCPT there's no explosion in the temple. It was shrunken down. Also, do you even pay attention to the story?
cait sith has got to be my most underused character. i contemplate playing through again to use him...but i really cannot be fucked...
“Boy, she sank pretty fast! She must’ve had more on her than I thought!”
Tifa! You’re not helping!
"on her", not honor
@@pogigwapo5093 Ah, okay. My bad, lol
Where is cait sith? Lol
lol holy shit i completely forgot about him (minus the one mention in the temple scene).
Gonna guess that THAT is probably the joke, and it's a good one. fuck cait sith
I totally thought Cait Sith was gonna reuse the dice joke that Setzer used.
With Edge.
Who's cait sith?
He's the best character in the franchise and you forgot about him!
The Cecil - Barret double swap is complete, best part of the episode! :)
And don't forget tellah and sephiroth
So that's why they did that! Man... Awesome.
"Hojo honey, we love you"
"Shut up baby, I know it."
Props to that violin player who did the song during Aerith's death scene.
Yuffie joins the Outcasts, while Cait Sith is left to rot.
:'(
damn
Dont forget Vincent was speared in the chest because Cloud thought he was a vampire
@@1spitfyre he is
Didn’t cloud call his name when they shrunk the pyramid
"Cloud!"
"Boobs!"
That absolutely SENT ME
where was this?
@@MinerDiner near the beginning
@@MinerDiner 2:59
That got taken out, feels bad
@@MinerDiner - 2:31
In regards to Aerith's death, I feel Cloud's pain. She was my general magic user, so I equipped the Edincoat on her because it had 7 materia slots. When she died and took it to the bottom of the lake with her, I wanted to cry too.
you get all her stuff back, normie. you must have first played ff7 in the past decade or something. real gamers know this shit fam
Buddy, I've been playing video games since the 80's. I AM a real gamer. And I distinctly remember playing FF7 on the original Playstation back in the 90's and Aerith taking my Edincoat with her when she died. I got my materia back from her, but not her equipment. I KNOW I didn't get it back because I went to put it on Yuffie and it wasn't fucking there, even after I searched my whole inventory screen.
So don't try this "real gamer" shit with me, boy. You're the one who doesn't know what he's talking about.
I was glad. She was my least favorite character in ff7 only out done by cait sith.
Hah! Cait Sith is EVERYBODY'S least favourite character. (Seriously, I don't know anyone who actually likes that asshole). The only thing that made me sad about him dying to get the Black Materia is that he was replaced by an exact copy.
Firstly, if you're gonna have this big emotional moment showing a character willingly sacrificing himself to help save the world, don't undo it by basically bringing the character back a few seconds later!
Secondly, that big emotional moment might have had more impact with the players if it had been a character they actually cared about, rather than the douchebag none of them could stand.
Seriously, fuck Cait Sith.
But really cait sith and yuffie are the only 2 party members are ardent help bent on some revenge plot. After the mess up does the right thing and is arrested for it. Not sure how cait sith remains in the party but does. And yuffie well she just wanted an adventure.
This is my favorite video on UA-cam.
Thank you! Love your videos.
Yay! I found Austin!
Mine too!!
This guy are sick... hahahahahahahah.... classic!!!!
18:49 Best Sephiroth moment. HAHA THE FINAL BOSS IS NIGH, but go ahead and have your party ready for it. Take your time, you're passed the point of no return anyaway.
Can't wait for the remake of this Animated Parody of the remake game XD.
RIP scenes with Cloud and the Train and the Supernova scene.
I was checking the comments to make sure that i wasn't the only one who noticed those.
Fuck Warner Chappell.
I mean, I don't blame you for leaving Yuffie behind 😂 her inventory photo used to freak me out 😅
The way they handled Aerith's death was funny and artful. I'm impressed they managed to do it tastefully. :)
“Why are even fighting an icicle in the first place?!”
Good question, Nanaki. XD
Ace they were fighting houses. I guess it’s just a usual day for Cloud’s squad.
Dreamimgflower D I suppose so, eh? Poor Cloud. XD
@@dreamimgflowerd976 squad fam
At least Cecil gets a gun arm and won't have to worry about anybody betraying him multiple times or sacrificing themselves every 5 seconds anymore.
Barret: so am I getting lucky here or what.
Silence..
Cloud: Be gentle.
😂
Wow, the scene with Cecil really made this video. Going full circle, well played guys.
VII Remake:
Gold Saucer Date:
Cloud: This time, I will get Tifa. I've been nasty to Barret the whole time.
Yuffie (now compulsory party member): Hey, Cloud!
Cloud: Is this for real?
I mean I got Tifa at first try
Cloud is a downloadable character in SSB4 along with Bayonetta, Corrin, Lucas, Mewtwo, Roy and Ryu while Sephiroth is a downloadable character in Super Smash Bros Ultimate along with Banjo & Kazooie, Byleth, Hero, Joker, Kazuya, Min Min, Piranha Plant, Pyra/Mythra, Sora, Steve and Terry.
0:52 deserves an award you've earned it
Finaly decoded. The mistries of the universe can now be reveiled...screw 42.
Whoa. Whoa. The bit about the merchant at Mt Correl, having millions of Gil to buy your master materia. That's a legit hilarious oversight! Well done.
7:33 after watching the end I can totally understand his reaction... actually the whole game makes a lot more sense now
Your love of FF4 gives me life.
1:23 Fun fact: Cloud is supposed to say that to Barret, not the other way around. The wording is still jank tho.
“Attack while its tail is up...“
“Okay!!“
“Wait, no...“
😄😄😄
I made that exact mistake when I played the game
that ff13 music when Cloud was dating Don Corneo
I see what you did there...
Inb4 Don Corneo is actually Toriyama O_o
But where was Cloud's most important line of all?
"GURK"
Consider this my attempt at showing my support for you, your work and this vid in particular. Thanks for keeping us all entertained!
Thank you so much my good sir!
Are the forgotten characters going to be the party for FF11 and 14 by the way? That would be funny and genius.
I just realized that about the money in the shop in many RPGs that played before....they have that much money to buy something from you but don't use that money for something else~
They gotta get the gils for those insanely expensive swords that're outclassed by stuff you can find in a chest 2 blocks down the road.
Shhhhhhh! The NPC's must never know they possess free will...
UA-cam needs a heart button. Love these been playing final fantasy since it came out in 87…I think that was the year it can out
I love cloud Charlie brown impression
Imagine cloud in the remake showing this much emotion
i can’t believe rabtoons forgot about the best part of the early portion of the game. The staits
I love the paper fantasy 2:20
Sasir
Hey! It’s the first 3D Final Fantasy after all!
I started laughing too hard then
Ok, so I'm NOT the only one who initially thought you had to hit the guard scorpion WHILE it's tail is up. Those text boxes...
"Its cause o that damn pizza that people underneath are suffering!"
"Then people should stop ordering pizza." 😏
"Dont be a Smartass Spiky!"
"...and a ninja girl. Maybe." fantastic job lol
The best line ever
Gotta give a thumbs up for pronouncing Sephiroth sword correctly
*Watches the **2:15** bit*
We interrupt Final Fantasy VII to bring you Paper Mario.
Man, Red is so damn cute, I want a plushie now of that version.
Oh me too so fluffy (｡♡‿♡｡)
Hey at least Cait Sith got mentioned once in his parody, Amarant wasn’t so lucky.
That FFXIII music was very calming.
...that aside, excellent work! Love these thing!
How did these guys manage to make Nanaki so adorable?
Cloud is a newcomer character in SSB4 along with Bayonetta, Bowser Jr., Corrin, Dark Pit, Duck Hunt, Greninja, Little Mac, Lucina, Mega Man, Mii Fighters (3), Pac-Man, Palutena, Robin, Rosalina & Luma, Ryu, Shulk, Villager and Wii Fit Trainer while Sephiroth is a newcomer character in Super Smash Bros Ultimate along with Banjo & Kazooie, Byleth, Chrom, Daisy, Dark Samus, Hero, Incineroar, Inkling, Isabelle, Joker, Kazuya, Ken, King K. Rool, Min Min, Piranha Plant, Pyra/Mythra, Richter, Ridley, Simon, Sora, Steve and Terry.
12:54 even this version is sad😢
The chocobo tracks scene made me lol hard! So glad we got the Barret date!
Edit: And when we got to the Aerith scene, I really thought we would see Cloud’s allies offer a phoenix down, while Cloud is like, “No, no, no. It’s better this way.” Then Aerith’s arms start flailing as Cloud pushes her down into the water. Whoops, that got graphic fast.
You are right xD why did she had to die?was it because of plot? Phoenix down doesn't work when you really need it? Or maybe you have to be fighting and not passively die for it to work! Or maybe cloud preferred tifa's pointy bits more F)
Technically Phoenix Down stops working when someone actually dies. They can merely revive someone that's unconscious or near-death.
it cures incapacitation... not death.
But then why is there a literal death spell?
Kyle Pessell The game description of the phoenix down is “Restores life.”
Sure, you could suggest that it saves you from near-death, but that doesn’t really follow Final Fantasy tradition. In FFV, any KO’d characters in the final battle are dead in the epilogue. Same goes for FFTA for every battle if I remember right.
10:30 was my favourite. The stupid noise that Sephiroth made was great 🤣 also the part where Cloud thought he was going on a date with tifa and got Barret, then the rocking... lmfao
6:42 was my favorite
When you notice the writing in the book at 7:10 isn't just squiggles
... I still couldn't read it.
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@@edgarlarios4718it's game of thrones 😂
I'll just say what we all want next. Crisis core in a nutshell.
Althought i'd like before crisis too in the future...
Best jokes
The bit with Barrett at the golden saucer
The bit with Tifa flashing trying to get clouds attention
Yes he are Aerith. Yes he are.
All materia automatically unequips from Aerith when she leaves your party for the final time, as does her Accessory. Her item and armor, on the other hand, is up to you.
The reason for this is because the game can't auto-unequip weapons and armor, there has to be something in those slots. Materia and Accessory slots can be empty, so when Aerith leaves the party for good, the game automatically empties those slots.
Well I'll be damned! Today I learned!
And knowing is half the battle.
@@MrSuperman216 go joe
Oh well I panicked for nothing 😅
Final Fantasy 7 was the best Final Fantasy I've ever played, this hilarious parody is so much like the game 🤣
Love Red XIII's british accent in this one lol. Its cute. Its a bit funny how he sounds different in every parody since i guess we don't really know how he's supposed to sound (except that ONE line from Liam O'brien from the movie that might not even be canon anymore).
Zergal00 Might not even be canon any more?
Nomura said in an interview that the remake was a full reboot so the compilation might not be canon anymore (he did mention that they might still take some aspects of it but i have a feeling that if they do that, its going to be mostly Crisis Core's lore and not anything after the game)., at least that was his plan at the time (like 6 months ago), but we know how much they flip-flop with that project, so who knows.