ASMR French Boyfriend Roleplay (ENGLISH SUBS)

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  • @KoojiVA
    @KoojiVA  4 роки тому +2946

    For those who don't know, my native language is French, yes. However I'm not French from France, just throwing it out there, I'm sure I screwed up some pronunciation hehe
    Shameless Discord promo UwU
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    • @ImazuKyoko
      @ImazuKyoko 4 роки тому +173

      OOOOHHH FRANCAIIIS JE SAVAIIS PAAAAS (mais honnêtement je préfère en anglais... Je trouve ça plus " sexy " xD) j'sais pas pourquoi le français je trouve pas ça très très beau par rapport à l'anglais

    • @k6suha
      @k6suha 4 роки тому +64

      @@ImazuKyoko sEXY RAFFINE
      pardon mdr

    • @ImazuKyoko
      @ImazuKyoko 4 роки тому +49

      @@sihxmadm1543 Pareil xD bah remarque il est pas francais non plus mais WOAW
      *surprised pikachu face*

    • @cafe_noir8996
      @cafe_noir8996 4 роки тому +51

      @@ImazuKyoko moi aussi j'ai tendance à préférer l'anglais je sais pas pourquoi, je prête vraiment 0 attention à la communauté française d'ailleurs X)

    • @k6suha
      @k6suha 4 роки тому +31

      @@cafe_noir8996 aussi mdrrr, c'est aussi parce que je trouve aucune chaîne francophone que j'apprecie xD

  • @seven8962
    @seven8962 4 роки тому +2721

    Me , a French Girl : Don't tell me he'll do this accent(referring to the French Butler video) or else I'll die of laugher--
    Him : Ah , te voilà !
    Me : REEEEEEZJZJZCSZSYDHD--

    • @kimlya2005
      @kimlya2005 4 роки тому +53

      i feel you

    • @seiroh3349
      @seiroh3349 4 роки тому +166

      Sa fait trop chelou d’entendre une vidéo de ce genre FRANÇAISE j’ai essayer de me retenir de rire tout au long de la vidéo mdr 😂

    • @mxuonn
      @mxuonn 4 роки тому +54

      Non mais c’est trop mignon✨- dans celui-là j’ai pas rigolé 😂

    • @kc-eb3jd
      @kc-eb3jd 4 роки тому +20

      J’ai eu la même réaction miskina 😭🤣

    • @Haha-ty6xz
      @Haha-ty6xz 4 роки тому +15

      J’ai réagis pareil jpp 😂😂

  • @valleywaves
    @valleywaves 4 роки тому +503

    no one:
    kooji: *speaks in croissant*

  • @noah-ei2ez
    @noah-ei2ez 4 роки тому +2095

    *i've never thought that i would be called adorable in french before*

    • @-alexx-3427
      @-alexx-3427 4 роки тому +30

      You are adorable 🥰 {Eng.}
      Tu est adorable 🥰{Fr.}

    • @nvm7570
      @nvm7570 4 роки тому +12

      Shoto Todoroki *tu ES adorable 😂😂😂

    • @-alexx-3427
      @-alexx-3427 4 роки тому +7

      @@nvm7570 Oh euh m-merci, je suppose 😅😊

    • @kit-kat6948
      @kit-kat6948 4 роки тому +2

      @@-alexx-3427…How-How in the world could you mess that up!?! XD Bro-/// Slapped

    • @uMaud
      @uMaud 4 роки тому +6

      T'es adorable petit être de lumière~
      (You're adorable little being made out of light ? Heeeeh, that one sounds better in Frensh xD)
      Twice now >:D

  • @doopy271
    @doopy271 4 роки тому +333

    Him: Oh La La
    Meh: O H N O H E S H O T

    • @sally_yea5421
      @sally_yea5421 4 роки тому +2

      C pas du tout sa 😂

    • @doopy271
      @doopy271 4 роки тому +2

      @@sally_yea5421 nn js js mais quand mm 😳

    • @bluearcadia4680
      @bluearcadia4680 3 роки тому +4

      Peso quand il a dit ça je sais pas pourquoi mais j'ai pensais aux teletobies😂😂😂😂

    • @just_Y-N
      @just_Y-N 3 роки тому +5

      @@bluearcadia4680 j'ai pensé à la chanson bizarre ''Ooooouh- you touch my tralala. My ding ding dong''

  • @Ryan-sj3hm
    @Ryan-sj3hm 4 роки тому +1442

    French professor: You're so good at French! How did you study it so well?
    Me: ... *deleting my watch history*

    • @ambarrr3273
      @ambarrr3273 4 роки тому +5

      Ryan aha

    • @Ryan-sj3hm
      @Ryan-sj3hm 4 роки тому +35

      My professor still doesn't know up to this day why I have a great french accent...

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому +4

      XDDDD

    • @i.v60
      @i.v60 4 роки тому +13

      *it came naturally*

    • @happywolfofdeath
      @happywolfofdeath 4 роки тому +3

      XD

  • @orixnscradle
    @orixnscradle 4 роки тому +460

    Parents: Learn French! It's just like Spanish, so it'll be easy!
    Me: ...No..?
    Kooji: *Sighs in French*
    Parents: Just-
    Me: *Yes.*

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому +11

      spanish and french is similar and i'm french but speak in spanish THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

    • @lethality2338
      @lethality2338 4 роки тому +4

      Based on experience, if you know Spanish learning French will be a bit easier.

    • @si2947
      @si2947 3 роки тому +2

      I'm Mexican but French and Spanish are not similar XD

    • @Dinoda.N
      @Dinoda.N 3 роки тому +1

      @@kiruyuu it is not so difficult

    • @Hannah-mt1no
      @Hannah-mt1no 3 роки тому +1

      I wish my parents would want me to learn another language, I only know English and I really wish I knew others

  • @mmmyummers
    @mmmyummers 4 роки тому +954

    **sleeping in french**
    I can now die in peace.

    • @notmariam570
      @notmariam570 4 роки тому +3

      Rip 😂😂

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @yum-mi1dl
      @yum-mi1dl 4 роки тому +1

      That Kakyoin pfp makes this even better--

  • @hiimtotally1851
    @hiimtotally1851 4 роки тому +121

    me: an english speaking teenager who’s learning french and has to be the sole translator with her coworker who knows hardly any english... *sees this video*
    also me: wOW ASMR aNd PRacTiCE

    • @FBIAGENTSL
      @FBIAGENTSL Рік тому

      Similar situation here I’m only an A2 in French, but I do everything in my power to always be practicing it without dropping everything and moving to France. Our only difference is that no one wants to speak to me in French since they get annoyed with my questions about it: "What's _____ mean in French?" "How do I say this in French?" "Why is it called _____ in French?" That's why I've just been speaking to AI in French; at least it can't get mad at me. LMAO

  • @zorx8613
    @zorx8613 4 роки тому +2535

    Everyone that asked for him to speak French in his live streams is now screaming.
    Kooji you've committed mass genocide, how do you feel?

    • @vredacted1503
      @vredacted1503 4 роки тому +64

      Same that live stream was AWESOME!!!

    • @KoojiVA
      @KoojiVA  4 роки тому +584

      feeling alright actually

    • @zorx8613
      @zorx8613 4 роки тому +56

      @@KoojiVA Oh that's good, are you not sick anymore?

    • @astrateax
      @astrateax 4 роки тому +11

      I'm always on it

    • @avami6492
      @avami6492 4 роки тому +5

      Visp 0peace AGREED

  • @The_Rat_K1ng
    @The_Rat_K1ng 4 роки тому +24

    Kooji Va speaking english: **chef's kiss** beautiful
    Kooji VA speaking french: **nose bleed** and here i thought his voice couldn't be any better

  • @CalemRoycielle
    @CalemRoycielle 4 роки тому +81

    Me, a clueless Asian: Ah. Oui oui.
    *Fr- that’s hot tho-*

  • @DioBrando-vj4kh
    @DioBrando-vj4kh 4 роки тому +954

    Plot twist: This is actually Polnareff and has been this whole time.

  • @thereapersscythe3048
    @thereapersscythe3048 4 роки тому +70

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Him: *SiGhS iN fReNcH*

  • @cafe_noir8996
    @cafe_noir8996 4 роки тому +559

    My french ass is actually really *choquée*
    It's so strange for me to see a french video like, I always struggle with english videos but now for the first time I understand everything and... idk, just feels great lmao

    • @aninha7796
      @aninha7796 4 роки тому +4

      Ouiiiiii !!!!!!!

    • @purplemoody
      @purplemoody 4 роки тому +9

      Really choquée 😂👍🏻

    • @fabtrash
      @fabtrash 4 роки тому +13

      Pareille ! 😂
      Je voyais toujours les vids en anglais comme une barrière contre le « malaise » (même si j’aime bien cette vidéo) et Koojie a juste dit « YEET » à ma barrière 😂😭
      ....C’est très étrange comme tu l’a dis...

    • @enzo6483
      @enzo6483 4 роки тому +2

      Moi quand j'ai vu ça j'etait very content

    • @cafe_noir8996
      @cafe_noir8996 4 роки тому

      @@enzo6483 on était tous very content x)

  • @asmers
    @asmers 4 роки тому +39

    Oh mon dieu, enfin! Je ne peux pas y croire. Je suis la femme la plus heureuse du monde, tu n'as aucune idée. Merci beaucoup pour cette magnifique vidéo, Kooji, maintenant je peux mourir en paix. 😂😂😂💕

  • @luisa1903
    @luisa1903 4 роки тому +1345

    *hears french*
    GERMAN MODE: ERROR
    SWITCHING LANGUAGES
    FRENCH MODE: ACTIVATED
    c’est mignon! je t’aime, je vous demande de bien vouloir en faire plus.

    • @neoyan2555
      @neoyan2555 4 роки тому +54

      Wait, there's another german potato here??

    • @spacecat8304
      @spacecat8304 4 роки тому +4

      Neo Yan huhuuu amchiafjjakfkkwkfleld

    • @sabineknoth8221
      @sabineknoth8221 4 роки тому +21

      Another german potato for sure😂

    • @ambarrr3273
      @ambarrr3273 4 роки тому +2

      leni hehe what

    • @armanii9013
      @armanii9013 4 роки тому +10

      Oh i thought i was the only german potato

  • @racconsoup
    @racconsoup 4 роки тому +35

    me, a french dude: god if he tries the accent thing im going to cry
    him: *speak actual french, pretty good french at that*
    me: *surprised pikachu*

  • @dazaiismyman2675
    @dazaiismyman2675 4 роки тому +1158

    Kooji: *Makes a video in french*
    Me: MOM I WANNA LEARN FRENCH
    My mom: Why all of a sudden?
    Me: *Sweats in anime* It's complicated..

    • @quinn_nryn
      @quinn_nryn 4 роки тому +10

      Dazaiismyman267 AHAAHAHAHHA SAMEEE

    • @sunshinenugget3822
      @sunshinenugget3822 4 роки тому +9

      Even the french don’t understand some grammar rules (sorry for my english btw)

    • @leafstacks
      @leafstacks 4 роки тому +4

      Well you can, it depend of the school your'e in I guess (I'm french so idk how English/American school work ^^'). And if you want some tips I personally watch some simple things like cartoons or read stuff like that in English (in that case it will be in french for you)
      Sorry if there are any grammatical fault English is not my first language :v

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому +2

      Don't think this simple xD trust me xD

    • @bottledwater.9701
      @bottledwater.9701 4 роки тому +4

      🧚‍♀️💖😍 duolingo is always there to help us with our sins ❇️✨🧜‍♂️selling our soul is an option too 🤪🍄💅

  • @alioix
    @alioix 4 роки тому +3

    holy shit- so like bRO not to to brag but it’s just amazing to see your channel growing Kooj! i’ve been with you since you were like on 10k subs. i’ve also joined your discord back then and even got you to notice me a few times. i stopped watching your videos for a while now- only to come back with you almost on 100k subs!! omg so proud of you! good job, man! also, i remember asking for this video back then 👀👀👀

  • @heavenlybebenly
    @heavenlybebenly 4 роки тому +400

    0:22 *Sighs in French*

  • @abbiealpaca9995
    @abbiealpaca9995 4 роки тому +2

    definitely would love if you made more of this :), the sweet talk, and teasing nature,, it’s literally perfect

  • @STAR_SIMP
    @STAR_SIMP 4 роки тому +230

    8:52
    *_hoLY MOLY I THINK I DROPPED MY CROISSANT_*

    • @_cuteface_6234
      @_cuteface_6234 4 роки тому +4

      Vous savez on mange pas que de croissants T3T il faut que vous venez en France Putin de merde O-o on vous attend wesh

    • @auxelyce2334
      @auxelyce2334 4 роки тому +1

      kacchan?

    • @dxniz0_780
      @dxniz0_780 4 роки тому +1

      @@_cuteface_6234 ptdrrrrrrrr

    • @lilykapixd
      @lilykapixd 4 роки тому +1

      _cute Face_ Mdr c’est trop ça

  • @gachaswonders5659
    @gachaswonders5659 4 роки тому +56

    wait u speak french- the only words i know in french is "Oui" And "Merci"

    • @iryssiaOof
      @iryssiaOof 4 роки тому +9

      Salut : hi
      Bonjour : hi
      Non : no
      Aime : like
      Mon nom est : My name is

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому +2

      no you know more if you live in england

  • @kiskxosndd
    @kiskxosndd 4 роки тому +248

    him: *sighs in french*
    me: *wheeze*

    • @_cuteface_6234
      @_cuteface_6234 4 роки тому

      Comment vous êtes trop mims je vous adore ptn T3T

  • @iwasnothere7092
    @iwasnothere7092 4 роки тому +12

    i speak fluent french and i played this in class and my firends where like “WHAT IS HE SAYING I NEED TO KNOW” and then i turned the screen and showed the subtitles there reaction was priceless

  • @hiimYoousandiliveforvines
    @hiimYoousandiliveforvines 4 роки тому +541

    Me: **reads title**
    Me: ummm..
    Me: crossaa wii wii, merci chocolatee.
    **chuckles in Dutch**

  • @vymaanika
    @vymaanika 4 роки тому +11

    Kooji: *speaks and asks in French*
    Me: *Accidentally answers in Japanese*

  • @non.existant8063
    @non.existant8063 4 роки тому +373

    idfc but french is the sexiest accent and language. every word is honey spoken by the french tongue, you can fight me. as someone growing up with spanish heritage, my native accent tongue cant even pronounce words without butchering the beautiful language . Great work in stealing my heart again Kooji 💕❤️ Je t’aime

    • @iryssiaOof
      @iryssiaOof 4 роки тому +41

      As a french person, i appreciate you ! c: spanish is my fav language

    • @seraphineyuiki7829
      @seraphineyuiki7829 4 роки тому +22

      It also helps that the boy has such an amazing voice to begin with. French is the most beautiful sounding language ever!!

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому +4

      @@iryssiaOof ESPAGNOL REALLY ?!?!

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому +2

      i don't think xD

    • @yeonjun4thgenitboy272
      @yeonjun4thgenitboy272 4 роки тому +11

      Trust me as a french person, french is the hardest and weirdest language-

  • @kimylyfe5582
    @kimylyfe5582 4 роки тому +3

    Merci beaucoup pour le video! Je suis trop contente de ce résultat et aussi
    ta voix en français est incroyable!

  • @blubber9047
    @blubber9047 4 роки тому +259

    Subtitles: *Sighs in French*
    Me: *Thinks of Jean Pierre Polnareff* IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!

    • @fabtrash
      @fabtrash 4 роки тому +9

      Bakubabe *When JoJo starts controlling your life*
      « Remember kids ! Everything is a JoJo reference ! »

    • @blubber9047
      @blubber9047 4 роки тому +1

      Fabulous Trash Well yes, but actually no, but actually maybe

    • @enzo6483
      @enzo6483 4 роки тому

      I préfère Jean Pierre Pernaut aka JPP 😉

    • @blubber9047
      @blubber9047 4 роки тому +1

      Enzo Barbara Holland Jotaro pp?

    • @idkitspriv
      @idkitspriv 4 роки тому +1

      LMFAOAO

  • @avarice3322
    @avarice3322 4 роки тому +7

    Never have I heard french spoken so softly and sensually. I'm still not sure how to process it

  • @moonchild7461
    @moonchild7461 4 роки тому +286

    Me: *is French*
    This video: *exists*
    Also me: *chuckles* I'm in danger

  • @miriuchiha7758
    @miriuchiha7758 Рік тому +7

    I'm French and your accent is perfect ( for a Parisian I'm one so I don't even hear an accent ) and you even got the slang words. It’s the first French bf asmr I listen to and wow it's even more stricking when it's in your mother tongue 🔥💜💛

  • @Haha-ty6xz
    @Haha-ty6xz 4 роки тому +356

    J’ai toujours écouté ce genre d’asmr seulement en anglais parce que, pour le peu de vidéo de ce type qui existe en français, la langue ne sonnait pas bien à l’oreille. Mais maintenant je me rend compte que le problème n’est pas la langue, c’est simplement que Kooji surpasse de loins les autres. Ça voix est si douce, il parle naturellement, c’est tellement agréable 😍

  • @matscorner5337
    @matscorner5337 4 роки тому +24

    Kooji: *speaks in French*
    Me:*forgets to read the subtitles when reading the comments not knowing a single word he's saying*
    Also me:*Wheezes in Filipino*

  • @weirdoemmy1815
    @weirdoemmy1815 4 роки тому +171

    Me whenever I heard a word of the french I learned in school:
    Oh hey, I didn't forget it all. I can kind of understand!

    • @DustyMansonOtome
      @DustyMansonOtome 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @katcookie3965
      @katcookie3965 4 роки тому +5

      I felt that...SO HARD :,)
      I learned French for half of my hs years and remembered only a few words here and there; still struggle to this day

  • @seolrinchoi4714
    @seolrinchoi4714 4 роки тому +16

    *sighs in french*
    Me: **wheezes**

  • @naomiro2748
    @naomiro2748 4 роки тому +175

    As a person learning french rn this is all I could ask for honestly

    • @poiema247
      @poiema247 4 роки тому +5

      Riiigghhhttt

    • @Cokae
      @Cokae 2 роки тому

      Don’t.

  • @douae898
    @douae898 4 роки тому +10

    Im french and i want to say thats accent was so adorableeeeeeee😭❤❤💫

  • @c0ldsunshine561
    @c0ldsunshine561 4 роки тому +176

    Je suis française et clairement tu parle super bien français, y'a aucune erreur de prononciation et ton accent est tellement bien travailler que j'ai l'impression d'entendre un vrai français ! Bravo pour tes efforts parce que le résultat final est franchement excellent ! Continue comme ça, j'adore ton travaille ! ❤😊👌

    • @equalitygirl9674
      @equalitygirl9674 4 роки тому +13

      Il est francophones de naissance il a juste appris l'anglais

    • @c0ldsunshine561
      @c0ldsunshine561 4 роки тому +6

      @@equalitygirl9674 Ouai j'ai vu ça après mais pas grave ptdr dans tout les cas je kiff son travaille

  • @minerexsss
    @minerexsss 4 роки тому +7

    Me: **understands one word**
    Also me: Ah yes, *Frinch*

  • @highfly3149
    @highfly3149 4 роки тому +442

    Mes oreilles aiment beaucoup trop ce qu'elles viennent d'entendre.

  • @kimyokawai2694
    @kimyokawai2694 4 роки тому +5

    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! Une vidéo en français ! Je suis trop contente même si...je suis déçu qu'il n'y est pas plus de vidéo française °^° c'est dommage m'enfin *∆*

  • @mylesofasgard2889
    @mylesofasgard2889 4 роки тому +125

    I lowkey forgot about the subtitles- *I was just reading the comments and then realized I didn’t understand crap and rewatched it- but I did the same thing again*

    • @enzo6483
      @enzo6483 4 роки тому +1

      Did the same but im french so thats easier to understand

  • @mabelgardeniaermano
    @mabelgardeniaermano 4 роки тому +1

    What is this all about!!!~~~ why you have a soothing voice better than any other asmr outside thereeeeeee!!~~~ u keep making me grinning nonstop

  • @vredacted1503
    @vredacted1503 4 роки тому +65

    Everybody on his life stream: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @firefox923
    @firefox923 4 роки тому +8

    *sighs in French*
    I was wheezing on the ground I laughed so hard.

  • @kora37
    @kora37 4 роки тому +168

    Holy-
    KOOJI YOU KNOW FRENCH?!?
    😶

    • @zorx8613
      @zorx8613 4 роки тому +35

      He's French Canadian, or something along those lines, he says it in his live streams

    • @whitermelon4906
      @whitermelon4906 4 роки тому +11

      Yes, he is French Canadien (Québécois)

    • @quinn_nryn
      @quinn_nryn 4 роки тому +1

      cr2ie IKR

    • @tuesday1672
      @tuesday1672 4 роки тому +5

      •Z or X• WAHT?? A fellow Canadian eh?! How did I not know this

    • @somamd1639
      @somamd1639 4 роки тому

      @@zorx8613 what ? Canadian ?

  • @ochacouraraka8990
    @ochacouraraka8990 4 роки тому +9

    The Title : *French* Boyfriend
    *Aoyama Had Entered The Chat*

  • @strwberrym1lk
    @strwberrym1lk 4 роки тому +41

    Oh my god, I'm a native french speaker (from Quebec) and I was so suprised when I heard you speaking french! It's so awesome❤️❤️❤️

    • @wonderlandilove219
      @wonderlandilove219 4 роки тому +2

      That's- my lover lives there 🤣 we live really far away but we'll see each other soon, what a "small" world

    • @ouizabadsi7488
      @ouizabadsi7488 4 роки тому

      Nora Jida on sentend que leur accent ca doit sortir de Disney en tabarnak😂😂

  • @killer-senpai9108
    @killer-senpai9108 4 роки тому +13

    Video: **sighs in french**
    Me: **laughs in japanese**

  • @peachaboo6180
    @peachaboo6180 4 роки тому +127

    *Chuckles nervously.* Uh.....wee wee Papi?..

  • @_anxrchist_
    @_anxrchist_ 4 роки тому +7

    Him : Ohlala
    Me : *laughing so hard cuz it’s cute and that’s typically what non-natives French like to say*

  • @xLOUiE7
    @xLOUiE7 4 роки тому +40

    11:05
    *this is a fact:*
    _👏HEAD 👏PATS 👏are 👏pOWerFuL_ .
    Edit/Note- _edited this comment too many times_ ;;
    Also- opened UA-cam and immediately saw this. While listening, couldn't help but giggle with excitement because- _GOODNESS_ -there's just _something_ about hearing Others speak a language other than English. \\꒰˶ᵔ ᵔ˵꒱ You're awesome! And thank You !!

  • @kuro-chan8054
    @kuro-chan8054 2 роки тому +1

    AAAAAAAHHHH I LOVE IT , like i don't really like audios in french (because I am french) but it's WOAAAAAAW

  • @seiroh3349
    @seiroh3349 4 роки тому +99

    Me : see *french* boyfriends
    My Brain : it can’t be .... no no ... jesus help oh my what am i gonna listen to
    Bonjour enchanter j’aime l’es flan

    • @enzo6483
      @enzo6483 4 роки тому +6

      Je préfère les îles flottantes

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому +2

      TARTES AU CITRON !

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому

      bonjour, enchanté( enchantée if you are a girl) j'aime les flans *

    • @snapchatseb.gay9942
      @snapchatseb.gay9942 4 роки тому +1

      Yuki Norowa *do not correct people it’s inappropriate*

    • @esoterist
      @esoterist 4 роки тому +1

      @@snapchatseb.gay9942 it isn't innapropriate.

  • @xorosie6959
    @xorosie6959 4 роки тому +9

    Mom: are you studying for your French speaking exam?
    Me: well yes, in a way ahahaha

  • @skfox9945
    @skfox9945 4 роки тому +24

    HOLY CRAP?! FRENCH NOW? It sounds amazing! Bravo! Bravo!

  • @wafflecat3306
    @wafflecat3306 4 роки тому +1

    I took French since elementary school and besides the time I asked for directions in Quebec, THIS IS THE ONE TIME ITS ACTUALLY USEFUL.

  • @Parker_Lot
    @Parker_Lot 4 роки тому +34

    **sighs in French**
    I never would've figured that out by myself, thanks

  • @kiruyuu
    @kiruyuu 4 роки тому +3

    J'EN AI MARRE DE TOI POURQUOI PEUT IMPORTE SI TU PARLES FRANÇAIS OU ANGLAIS TA CETTE VOIX SI AGRÉABLE TwT j'adore trop tes vidéos sérieusement et ta voix est trop parfaite ( est-ce que t'es un dieu ? non mais parce que je me demande à force... xD) ;-; *entrain de s'endormir*

  • @oda6650
    @oda6650 4 роки тому +94

    Je suis française et je dois te dire que ton accent est super mignon 🥰 Que ce soit en anglais ou en français ta voix est vraiment magnifique !!! ❤️
    Merci beaucoup pour cette magnifique vidéo 😘
    *câlin virtuel* ❤️❤️

    • @somamd1639
      @somamd1639 4 роки тому +1

      Pourtant il fait de drôle d'avance et puis entre nous deux on sait qu'en vrai personne n'est comme ça XDDD

    • @somamd1639
      @somamd1639 4 роки тому

      @Ida Goofy MDR mais on s'en fiche français ou pas xDD

    • @oda6650
      @oda6650 4 роки тому

      『 相馬 MD』pas faux pas faux XD
      Je crois c’est la solitude qui me monte au cerveau 😂

    • @Ruuma11
      @Ruuma11 4 роки тому +1

      Just gonna put this here:
      have to tell you that your accent is super cute! Whether in English or in French your voice is really magnificent. Thank you very much for this wonderful video!
      Virtual hug

    • @_cuteface_6234
      @_cuteface_6234 4 роки тому

      ゴミTrash it’s very kind of you to say that
      C vraiment gentil de dire ça

  • @kyemcgrady1202
    @kyemcgrady1202 4 роки тому +14

    Me : “speaks French”
    Mom: how do u know French
    Me:uhhhh...UA-cam -w-

    • @dv5ks_
      @dv5ks_ 3 роки тому

      Bonjour :D ( i speak french 😭)

  • @p1ssn3ko49
    @p1ssn3ko49 4 роки тому +62

    Me : Let’s see this video of him speaking in French :3
    Him : Speaks in French
    Me : Now I regret taking Spanish class ;-;

    • @seraphineyuiki7829
      @seraphineyuiki7829 4 роки тому +2

      My school only has Spanish and ASL now when we used to have German, Japanese, French, and those two... I would've loved to take French. It's so beautiful.

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому

      Spanish is like french if you hate spanish in my opinion you are gonna hate french

    • @seraphineyuiki7829
      @seraphineyuiki7829 4 роки тому +2

      @@kiruyuu It's not that I hate Spanish. I would just enjoy learning a language that is difficult to learn. Spanish is a pretty language as well, I would just not enjoying a language so close to English. I want to learn a lot of languages, I just probably won't enjoy the process of learning Spanish as much as French. I am currently learning Japanese. I just enjoy different languages. They all have their own beauty. 😊

  • @uwuchan847
    @uwuchan847 4 роки тому +8

    Nobody:
    No one:
    Not even a single soul:
    Him:OoOOLaLA~

  • @kawaiipoponn
    @kawaiipoponn 4 роки тому +33

    Bro when I heard kooji speaking French I actually died of happiness your voice is soo good I feel asleep jesus I got chills😳✨💖💞💞😩

    • @_cuteface_6234
      @_cuteface_6234 4 роки тому

      Je comprends pas O-o c’est aussitôt séduisant de savoir parler français ?

  • @swuruii
    @swuruii 4 роки тому +13

    Asmr in French with subtitles in English.
    Me, A Latina: Ay mijo, no entiendo nada. :(

  • @rayy469
    @rayy469 4 роки тому +67

    By the title i thought it would be french kissing XDDDD

    • @kiruyuu
      @kiruyuu 4 роки тому +2

      in french we say rouler une pelle ou embrasser avec la langue xD

  • @Keijikink
    @Keijikink 4 роки тому +2

    C'est dingue de ce dire que cette asmr m'a aidé à me consoler à plusieurs reprises pendant le confinement
    Merci 😼

  • @hubbaakalevswaifu4924
    @hubbaakalevswaifu4924 4 роки тому +55

    Him :,,*talks*
    Me:,,oh Mais merde!!*

  • @cecilialin6577
    @cecilialin6577 4 роки тому +2

    I don’t know why but I was blushing during the video because I am French so I can understand and this is embarrassing compare to your English video 🥺🥺. You’re really the best 😩❤️❤️

  • @jessiechannightcore7112
    @jessiechannightcore7112 4 роки тому +97

    J'adore cette audio
    (I don’t speak french I just wanted to speak french since this is a french audio 😂)

    • @aceilort
      @aceilort 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @zeynab8330
      @zeynab8330 4 роки тому +1

      Well that was almost perfect since it's actually "cette" but Yay 👌🏾

    • @jessiechannightcore7112
      @jessiechannightcore7112 4 роки тому +1

      Zeyn' ab i wasn’t too sure about that but thank you for the correction 😂

    • @zeynab8330
      @zeynab8330 4 роки тому

      @@jessiechannightcore7112 you're welcome ! It's just ... Idk if it's like that in english but "a video" is a femin word so we add a "te" as "et" was masculin ➡️ Hence *"ette"*

    • @bubbledumb28
      @bubbledumb28 4 роки тому +7

      It's actually "cet" and not "cette". "Cette" is for feminine words and "cet" masculine words, and "Audio" is a masculine word. Hope it helped ^^

  • @Bubu_fromChina
    @Bubu_fromChina 9 місяців тому +3

    Kooji: lovey dovey in french
    Me: flipping thru my french notes😭

  • @Ratlice
    @Ratlice 4 роки тому +64

    French Kooji“T-tu veux que je te caresse?”
    Me: I- WdYm 0-0

  • @jadynb1
    @jadynb1 4 роки тому +2

    i’m currently learning French so it made me really happy when i understood something :D

  • @hiimYoousandiliveforvines
    @hiimYoousandiliveforvines 4 роки тому +43

    **confused laughing in Dutch**

  • @fabtrash
    @fabtrash 4 роки тому +1

    I’VE ONLY BEEN 42 MIN IN AND I’M ALREADY LOVING IT ! En temps que française,je suis vraiment heureuse de voir une vidéo,FAITE PAR UN ANGLOPHONE,en français (as a frenchwoman,i’m really happy to see a video,MADE BY A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER,in french).
    I think you mentioned somewhere (in an old video),how you (used to?) take french classes,so i’m not really *that* surprised...though it’s still *impressive* !...Wow...i really didn’t except someone to loose an accent ; we can still notice how *you try your best* avoid having one,with the long breath,but it’s surprisingly understandable enough that i could show you to any random french passerby !
    « Sigh in french » Ah,oui,moi aussi je soupire souvent en français...(ah,yes,i too often sigh in french).
    *Clap and give you a like in french* 👏👍

  • @FuatKarakahya
    @FuatKarakahya 4 роки тому +50

    Oops, I dropped the croissant.

  • @selen1054
    @selen1054 4 роки тому +1

    I'm half French and I go to a French school so I'm really glad we got this video
    J'espère que tu feras plus de video comme ça ❤

  • @k6suha
    @k6suha 4 роки тому +77

    OH JE PLEURE DIEHGFYFGYF
    JADORE MA VIE

    • @kuma2687
      @kuma2687 4 роки тому +9

      MOI AUSSI JE VAIS PLEURER

    • @k6suha
      @k6suha 4 роки тому +7

      @@kuma2687 PLEURONS ENSEMBLE

    • @BelaChou-chou
      @BelaChou-chou 4 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭

    • @lilianamondesir7227
      @lilianamondesir7227 4 роки тому +1

      JE SUIS MOI MÊME CHOQUER 😲je veut ma meilleure vie 😂

    • @milys8902
      @milys8902 4 роки тому +1

      Une raison de plus de continuer de vivre!

  • @pokemongrl22
    @pokemongrl22 4 роки тому

    This is seriously making me want to go back to learning French. I really let myself stop studying since the last couple years of college but it was encouraging that I could understand some words and phrases still. This video is so cute and encouraging and just warm and sweet

  • @NyanTalesASMR
    @NyanTalesASMR 4 роки тому

    Okay homeboy did that! I was not expecting it to be full on French but I’m all for it. 😭🥰 You net your ass I’d be doing that if I could speak my foreign tongue. Loved it~ 💕

  • @mxuonn
    @mxuonn 4 роки тому +28

    oh mon dieu, c’est l’accent le plus mignon que j’ai entendu depuis toute ma vie,je fond❤️🥺✨

    • @equalitygirl9674
      @equalitygirl9674 4 роки тому +2

      Euuuh il est natif de France... Il est français quoi ou canadien

    • @mxuonn
      @mxuonn 4 роки тому

      Equality Girl Il as dit que sa langue maternelle c’est le français mais il vien pas de France ✨

  • @bubblesishere5640
    @bubblesishere5640 4 роки тому +1

    I feel so warm and great , I’m happy and honestly I wish there were more of these 🥺💕💕💕💕

  • @lotuspie
    @lotuspie 4 роки тому +24

    When I tell you my jAW DROPPED

  • @scarlett-moriko1543
    @scarlett-moriko1543 4 роки тому +2

    Imagine just being there in person without knowing a single ounce of French and he’s talking to you fluently while you’re there like “.....Alright-“

  • @randomtrash579
    @randomtrash579 4 роки тому +36

    *BRO FRENCH- I*

  • @Katzykeens
    @Katzykeens Рік тому +2

    God pls make more of these. UA-cam is experiencing a TERRIBLE shortage

  • @CJ-bv6cs
    @CJ-bv6cs 4 роки тому +13

    *sighs in French* I love that😂😂😂
    All in all this is very romantic! Thanks Kooji

  • @jeffreyturns1658
    @jeffreyturns1658 4 роки тому +1

    This made me so relaxed and I love it!!😁😁

  • @MomoiroNee
    @MomoiroNee 4 роки тому +8

    French accents always make me feel calm.
    My Otome and Otaku self: Darn it! I just love it when I hear any accents!! It makes me blush!

  • @cindertherabbit
    @cindertherabbit 3 роки тому

    I discovered this a year ago and, wow. My first comment from that time is probably buried, and I doubt anyone will see this, but I'm so so happy rn...!
    When I found this video I was preparing to go on a language exchange for a year to learn French. I threw it on casually, but I couldn't really understand any of it without subs. I'm now one month into my exchange. I put it on in the background without reading the subs and understood almost every word. im losing my mind a little. thank you so much for making this!! i feel so proud right now

  • @FandomHoarder
    @FandomHoarder 4 роки тому +34

    *Sighs in french*
    Edit: *Yawns in french*

  • @kiz_oo
    @kiz_oo Рік тому +5

    Woow, tu parles super bien français, c'est adorable ✨

  • @frenchandgermanlittleme
    @frenchandgermanlittleme 4 роки тому +9

    I'm french girl and i love jour accent french. It's so cute !!😍

  • @moonlight_stone_1067
    @moonlight_stone_1067 Рік тому

    I'm suffering from anxiety and recently it's getting worse to the point of making my vision go blur. I don't know if I'm having vision problems but I'm afraid. I'm learning french and I found this video two weeks ago. Your voice is so beautiful and it helps me relax a lot when I wake up anxious in the morning. Merci beaucoup, Kooji

  • @Jai.Silv18
    @Jai.Silv18 4 роки тому +5

    I'm English And I chose French for my GCSEs and this will actually really help me me for my listening exams! thank you!💖

  • @tingle_sugar1817
    @tingle_sugar1817 4 роки тому +1

    I just expected a french accent, this french is absolutely amazing.

  • @elie2347
    @elie2347 4 роки тому +48

    Moi: *regarde le titre* Ohhhhh ouiiii enfinnn 17:43 minutes pour oublier ce qui se passe actuellement en France D’ailleurs d’ailleurs petite question comment tu fais pour être parfait en parlant anglais et français genre juste whouaaa

    • @KoojiVA
      @KoojiVA  4 роки тому +31

      Merci beaucoup! En fait je suis Québécois, disons que j'ai grandis avec les deux langues dans mon environnement. J'utilise seulement l'anglais avec mes appareils électroniques (smartphone, ordinateur, etc.) Et bien sûr je regarde seulement des trucs en anglais. (Films, vidéos, séries, etc.) Et le gros blah blah.

    • @iryssiaOof
      @iryssiaOof 4 роки тому +6

      @@KoojiVA Oooh, Je suis québecoise aussi, mais quand je pense dans ma tete, tout est en anglais x')

    • @somamd1639
      @somamd1639 4 роки тому +1

      @@KoojiVA tu as l'accent français presque parfaite ! J'ai cru que tu habitais en France

    • @somamd1639
      @somamd1639 4 роки тому +1

      @@Charlie_iwijs Ah tu parles aussi japonais ?!

    • @hecath_555
      @hecath_555 4 роки тому +1

      @@KoojiVA omg gee je pleure un québécois tirée moi tout suite caliss. me: internally screaming