Is it just me, or does he sound a little like Todd Haberkorn? (Ling Yao, Hikaru Hitachiin, Natsu Dragneel, Death the Kidd) Some anime Fans might know what I'm talking about
"how sensitive are you?" Me: extremely sensitive actually. Especially around my neck. So, if you could just, you know, *not* ..... Touch my neck so much.
*when he starts touching you and you are absolutely uncomfortable with people touching you* ~~~~~~~ him: i’ll make sure you squirm. me: NDKWBDJDB NO NO NO NO NO.
I read the last part and all I could think about was the sea of thieves meme "CAPTAIN" "Y-yeah?" "LOOOOOOK" *pirates of the carribbean starts playing* *"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"*
Me: oh a sadistic boyfriend asmr....lets give it a try... My brain: yeah uhm no, because your ass always blush when a man whispers close in your ear Me: pshhhh~ I'll be fine~ (It wasnt a good idea, still gud tho )
No Horoscope this is what goes through my head except it’s something like this Me: ok so I found a sadistic boyfriend asmr but I don’t like people who hurt me and make me feel like shit and call me pet My brain: please.... YOU ARE A MASOCHIST AT HEART and brain, so stop lying ok? 👌 Me:you know you right
The Discription 😂 "Smile...Sweet...Sister..." *me* "SADISTIC, SUPRISE, SERVICE, WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAOOOOO" *Also me* Hey Sisters! ! James Charles here!! your favorite!!
The heartbeat always gets me. Hearing the panic increase in the audio listener, really impacts on the actual listener. ^^' It- Is he threatening to choke us right now? 🤔
I sent the link to my boyfriend to give him a hint that I like sadism, and he just said « what, you’re gonna listen to a boy pretending to be your boyfriend? » dude! That’s not the point! He’s so clueless I can’t Update : I told him that I liked sadism and he’s really happy to try it
I feel like my boyfriend would have the same comment tbh if he noticed me listening to this. 😂 just like *cough* you can just call me and tell me to whisper dominate shit
Him: “Just look at your eyes~ they’re telling me that you’ve given up” Me: “ yep that happened the day I was put in school *slurps milkshake super loudly* Him:How did you even get that Me: \(*-*/
Eek when he laughs it's so creepy but sadistic and the sound of the heart beats make my heart beat go through the rough. I can't stand it the voice is so relaxing and sadistic that I can't watch the video anymore it's the best video ever that you've made except for the Male Kitsune video you made that one was my personal favorite.
GiuRani Sub AND NOW YOU CAN SLEEP, GET NIGHTNARES, YOU COMPLAIN TO YOUR MOTHER AND SHE TAKES YOU TO A PHSYCIATRIST AND NEXT THING YOUR IN SICK KIDS WATCHING TIMOTHY GOES TO SCHOOL
Jessicat Gaming People like this are called Pshycopaths uh, They have this thing where they can manipulate you by pretending they’re nice and when you get with them, they put your self esteem down by telling you that other people don’t like you and only people do and etc. They uh, Uhhhhh They like to keep you to themselves and shit. So uh, careful around the people u hang around :’)
Tbh....i wish I had all these types of boyfriends...like diabolical lovers...except no biting....and I will have one of everyone! Actually...keep the biting....no BLOOD SUCKING...there... I need a boyfriend...😢😢
![[M4F]You Really Thought You Could Escape? (Sadistic,Yandere,Sedated,Captive Listener,Volume warning)](/img/n.gif)
"Don't try to escape~"
*IF YOU LOVE ME LETT MMEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
YES
Kilo Kemarai and Kyoya Wolf Brendon urie bich yass
Lmao😂
Kilo Kemarai and Kyoya Wolf lmao oh my gosh yasss😂😂😂
YAAAAS😂😂😂
Him :"Stop struggling "
Me: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDEEEE
lmao
I was enjoying this ASMR and now I’m in tears 😂
you made my day, I can't stop laughing!
_DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! AaaaAAAHHHH_
lol I am crying 🤣👌
Him: *Puts hand on neck*
Me on the inside: "Yasss choke me daddy"
Me on the outside: "PlZ nO I HaVE ASthMa"
The sad reality😢😂
I'm wheezing so loud because of just this one comment
Cear umm yes🤧🤣💕🌀👏🏾
Fuck yes your right 😂
Cear you just made my day 😂
Him:*puts hand against my throat*
Me:*looks at my Pikachu shirt that I'm wearing* PiKaChU uSe tHuNdEr BoLt!!!!
purple pastel gaming 101 PiKaChu uSed tHuNdErboLT
I T W A S U N A F F E C T I V E
SADISTIC BF USES SQUEEZE
S U P E R A F F E C T I V E
LMAO
Pika pika!
loveydoveylullabies *W H E E Z E* NICE XD
AWWW (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩ ^>THUNDERBOLT
Smile, Sweet, Sister, Sadistic, Surprise, Service!
Me: *Shame*
Iris Invisible
Same........lmao 😂🤣
*S I N.*
No
*me* suicide is bad ass
Is it just me, or does he sound a little like Todd Haberkorn? (Ling Yao, Hikaru Hitachiin, Natsu Dragneel, Death the Kidd) Some anime Fans might know what I'm talking about
Him: **talks lowly** I bet you had no idea I could be like this
Ad: **BLAST THROUGH MY EARS** T- MOBILE
Me: **freaks out**
It's funny because when I started reading this comment that part started playing😂
Denki- what are you doing here- at least we know your priorities
Denki... GO BACK TO CLASS WTH ARE YOU DOING HERE?????
@Kaminari Denki. Hi Denki
This was more funny than it should’ve been😂😂😂
Me: Y'all need Jesus
Also me: hits replay button 30 times
Two words: BIG. MOOD.
Eleanor Winchester that's so me rn
Eleanor Winchester yes
Sameeeeee xd
Eleanor Winchester same dude, same 😂😂😂
*you can’t really escape now*
Me: MOOOMMM!
Bam Boozle Lmao😂
Hahahhahahaahah
At any age..if mom says no she means no and you can’t do shit about it
*Mom* "LET MY BABY GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: " escape is futile -"
Me: "yea nope not a problem - ion think imma be able to move anytime soon-mkay"
"how sensitive are you?"
Me: extremely sensitive actually. Especially around my neck. So, if you could just, you know, *not* ..... Touch my neck so much.
CrimsonTiger same here fam
I'm fine everywhere else but if someone touches my neck I literally can't stop myself of screaming
Nicole L I’m the same as your friend this way XDD
Same my ears and neck are so sensitive >|
Sameee
But the sad truth is, i will never get a sexy evil anime boyfriend who has lust for me.
*A lonely girl can still dream tho ;-;*
Subliminal's, Hun they work
Hopper Central YOU. ARE. EVERYWHERE.
• Ｆａｔａｌｉｔｙ • I have no life, that's why😂😭
Hopper Central 😂 I'm the same... Just looking at all yandere videos I mean WHY NOT
**cries in corner**
• Ｆａｔａｌｉｔｙ • lol
When he said "you're getting red" I looked in the mirror and I was then I screamed *"HOW DID YOU KNOW ??"*
Maleficent ___ lol
lolol same
Smile
Sweet
Sister
Sadistic
Service
Asmr: *SLEEP*
Sorry but its :
Smile
Sweet
Sister
Sadistic
Surprise
Service
Surprise!
You forgot surprise :(
*S A D I S T I C*
Sadistic 🙃
when you're a masochist deep down...
*deep breathing
*INTENSE INHALING😂
I am 😳😳
:)
Me fam I can relate
me too😂💀
I'm too submissive for this
Annie's Vvbb same I'm dying rn
Ugh such a mood
Moooood
Same i just wanna throw myself on the floor and be like oKAY
Same here....
*jokes on you I'm a masochist*
Oop-
Saaaaaaaaaaame
Same but I'm also a sadist
@@Musikenna thank you and its more fun being a switch as well.
>:3
*Deletes watch history* Shhh I was never here •^•
RmRipped KookiesShirt same
Same😶
TAEE??,
ARMY!!!
@@alyssabrooke5638 yay i found army😂
Smile, Sweet, Sister, Sadistic, Suprise, Service, SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
This brings me life
I CAN HEAR THIS MEME
I’m WEAKKKK
Except the spagett has *L A Y E R S*
IS IT WEIRD THAT I CAN HEAR THIS COMMENT OH MY GOD
When you're a lowkey Masochist.
*Heavy breathing*
*whispers from my secret masochist hiding place* SAAAMMMEEEE
Same I’m panting 😅
Alaina Tolliver when you’re a highkey masochist:
**aggressive breathing**
I was looking for a comment like this, 😌
Maybe because I relate to much
I'm a mix of masochist and a sadist
I don't want anyone to know that I'm watching this...
Iris Invisible me too! 😂
Iris Invisible same tho
I know your watching this
I mean, that’s why I have the pause search and watch history on
Me
“It’s fun now I have someone to toy with. Thank you for your participation...”
Me: no probs my bru.
No homo tho
iM SORRY BUT IM DYI G OF LAUGHTER WHEN YOU SAID "i can do so much more" an aD CAME ON AND ALL.I HEARD SCREAM IN MY EAR WAS "hI IM BARRY SCOTT" LMAOO
Same the ad that came on was OPTIMIMIM HEALTH
neoruma XD OMG🤣🤣🤣
neoruma I’m crying 😂
neoruma hI I’m BaRrY ScOTt
media.tenor.com/images/ac79455a2cce68e1191e41a1abe3eb6c/tenor.gif
“I see you’ve stopped moving,”
Uh yeah I stopped breathing too
lmao
asthma has entered the chat
*when he starts touching you and you are absolutely uncomfortable with people touching you*
~~~~~~~
him: i’ll make sure you squirm.
me: NDKWBDJDB NO NO NO NO NO.
Lol
Nice profile picture 🌚...
Ps: I don’t like it either
him: **touches the listener**
me: **uNHOLY SCREAMING**
edit: when he said "just a simple touch to the neck" i felt chills
Me: I ALREADY AM MOTHER F-ER XDDD
I read the last part and all I could think about was the sea of thieves meme
"CAPTAIN"
"Y-yeah?"
"LOOOOOOK" *pirates of the carribbean starts playing*
*"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"*
*gets turned on instead of scared*
Wtf 😂
ME
Welcome to the masochist asmr MCs squad
Wingedwolf 😂
Welcome to heck
Me I’m so confused
*This is the rudest thing I’ve ever listened to*
*I love it*
A G bitch sammmme!!!!
LMAO
A G ARMYYYYYYYYYYY ANIIOOOOO
666 likes nobody touch it the devil is here
@@peoplersick2270 my username has 666 in it😁
Me: oh a sadistic boyfriend asmr....lets give it a try...
My brain: yeah uhm no, because your ass always blush when a man whispers close in your ear
Me: pshhhh~ I'll be fine~
(It wasnt a good idea, still gud tho )
No Horoscope this is what goes through my head except it’s something like this
Me: ok so I found a sadistic boyfriend asmr but I don’t like people who hurt me and make me feel like shit and call me pet
My brain: please.... YOU ARE A MASOCHIST AT HEART and brain, so stop lying ok? 👌
Me:you know you right
No Horoscope same here XD
You have said the truth or at least the truth for me lol
The Discription 😂 "Smile...Sweet...Sister..." *me* "SADISTIC, SUPRISE, SERVICE, WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAOOOOO" *Also me* Hey Sisters! ! James Charles here!! your favorite!!
Hi all, James here
I’m literally pausing this every 5 seconds just to giggle.
Cricket Jumper Me too 😂
Same 😂
Bruh I thought I was the only one 😂😂
* sees the description *
*hI SISTERS JAMES CHARLES HERE AND TODAY-*
*AND TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE SISTER SQUEEZED BY SISTER SADISTIC BOYFRIEND!*
Jungcock's Poisoned Timberlands i love you
BodyPillow Bandit I agree
*sisters* !
Baguette Mama lmao I died reading this
FriEND
GirlfriEND
BestfriEND
BoyfriEND
Slushee
Slushee doesn’t end. They are forever.
@Bakugou Katsuki. Hi Bakugou and why are you here
Oh hey J.D
Alright J.D
Slushee = Michel Jackon
SlusHEE = HEE HEE
Ok Jason Dean
Here comes a vast crowd of Masochists...
H E R E I A M
i meeaaan XD
Kuudere Kurayami same!
XD
Kuudere Kurayami ME
Are you perhaps from Quotev? Your name is very familiar.
You can hear the amusement in his voice.
Either he's just a really good VA, which we know he is, or y'know, he's enjoying this too much. ^^'
I PRAY it's the former!
It's probably a bit of both VA's have the best jobs
I can't stop laughing this is the best comment I read hahaha😂😂 I had a good laugh thanks for that ur an amazing human have a good year
He
H
Who else heard the heartbeats then felt their own pulse and it matched... oh just me ok...
Wtf same
AG Gaming hoi
tf same and im in danger
Oh god same
WTF It matches!
o h y e s d a d d y
*Caillou? Is that you?*
Oh no.....oh no no oh noooo
Corporal 4 2 O m e t o
*o h y e a h y e a h*
Hahahhaahhahahah
Wow! It's a not quite yandere boyfriend. You get the sadist without the murder. What a deal!
Scratch that.
+Sup Im Just Here was that a spoiler?? Guess I'll find out by the end! 😂😂
Sup Im Just Here hell yes
Sup Im Just Here a yandare may be insane but they would never hurt the one they love
Sup Im Just Here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Him “I was born to hurt you.”
Me: THANKS GOD. THANKS.
WILBUR SOOT FAN!?!
@@ryuu2065 im also here 😟
I wonder what goes through Kooji's mind while making these videos....probably some kinky shit....
He’s probably thinking of Gems. Maybe.
Arsenic waffles maybe?
;)
Iris Invisible and maybe guys like me....?? Im a male... :/
To be honest, I just picture him smirking evilly at the thought of all of us fangirling/fanboying over this Sadistic Boyfriend audio 😂
When you somehow like this instead of fearing for your life 😂
same xd
Bannana Buiscut 9000 same XD
Relatable
Bannana Buiscut 9000 yeah our kind are a lil weird
Bannana Buiscut 9000 lol true
If i eated soap. I dont eat it bc i did. No i didnt ♥️
Yup.
Finally found my people tho😂
grotesque cherryyu at least someone tells the truth
Autumn Poché lol same
yup
NO OF COURSE NOT **hides history and wattpad** COUGHHH
The heartbeat always gets me. Hearing the panic increase in the audio listener, really impacts on the actual listener. ^^'
It-
Is he threatening to choke us right now? 🤔
Enigmatic Fluff
He is
It’s
Yowza
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen you in the comments section of Steven ASMR’s channel. Am I wrong?
A pink dotted giraffe.
Nope! ^-^
Hello. 👀😊
I like ASMR. ^^"
also its great
Fluffy Dev DUDE
This *PROVES* that I need a real boyfriend! 😂😢
Erís Arnold NAH BRUH THIS PROVES THAT IF YOU FIND ONE WITH YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM A COUGH DROP
Omg same
This is better than a real boyfriend XD
I have a sadistic boyfriend 💔
Honestly same queen
Smile!
Sweet!
Sister!
Sadistic!
Surprise!
Service!
SAVE MEEEE!!!
*Gets notification. Closes self in bathroom. Locks the door. Looks around. Enjoys.*
DeAsia Bingham LMFAO
DeAsia Bingham me
DeAsia Bingham me af
Same here XD
I sent the link to my boyfriend to give him a hint that I like sadism, and he just said « what, you’re gonna listen to a boy pretending to be your boyfriend? » dude! That’s not the point! He’s so clueless I can’t
Update : I told him that I liked sadism and he’s really happy to try it
Liau LOL that's sad XD
I feel like my boyfriend would have the same comment tbh if he noticed me listening to this. 😂 just like *cough* you can just call me and tell me to whisper dominate shit
at least you’re lucky to have a boyfriend, i’m ugly as fuck
Liau how did it go?
That is so sad! XD
"How I actually act on the inside"
*Me: **-READS A MANGA INTENSELY-*
Him: **rambling on about some SHAT whilst strangling me**
Me: **looks at shoe closet**
Me: **in head** Don't mess with a lady in heels ;-;
What the fUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS COMMENT-
Did I just choke myself? Hells yeah
JustNormallyWeird XD same
I don't doubt it with that profile name and pic XD
JustNormallyWeird ,I know I’m a year too late,but same tbh.
YOOOOO SAME THO
Same
Me: L-let me g-go!
Him: STOP STRUGGLING!
Me: Damn...that usually works...
*WELP SOMEONE ALREADY MADE A BLEND S JOKE*
I don't even know what you're talking about but this was still funny to read XD
omg yess
- gets a nosebleed -
Yeah, I sure hope so *Shakes Head Disappointingly*
boi
ari same
ari *TRY GUYS* MAAAAAN
ari boi same same *faints*\_ >~
Nobody commented
"Sadistic!"
...they aren't *worthy*
Nightcore Dreamurr sadistic
Luna Davis
Surprise!
@@sam_anonymous service!
@@kathycat4452 sayori
@@Strawberryfrog-te7oq *insert that one scene (you know the one) from ddlc here*
OMG everytime the pulse sound changes speed my regular heart changes speed. CREEPY!!!!!!! Great job @KoojiASMR :)
That’s actually natural. Your heart will beat with the rhythm of what your hearing, it’s the same with music. Pretty cool, huh?
Him: surprise..
Me: MOTHERFUCKER
Him: my love
Oh
Meme reference
Haru OoO gin?😂
media.tenor.com/images/2625d86b18d0c2dd7b962694431a8676/tenor.gif
Smile.
Sweet.
Sister.
Sadistic.
sUpriSe!
service.
SHHOOOOOOOTTTOOOOOOO
(I’m a bad person i swear.)
Bakugou????????????????
rayamyaʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ Bruh
.......
SHINNEEE
@@Mr.kims.housemaid ...... u here too!??!
me: I hate this
my mind: *you know you want this*
Kooji: Aren't you glad...
Me: You didn't say banana?
Kooji: to be the lucky one, to be my doll?
Me: Oh, right, yeah, I guess so.
Thegreenjelousy I ain’t no doll I’m a potato I ain’t lucky I trip everywhere
Him: I was born to hurt you....
Me: WELP ITS A GOOD THING IM A MASOCHIST
Kooji: How sensitive are you?
Me: TO DAMN SENSITIVE TO LISTEN TO THESE BUT I DO IT ANY DAMN WAY!
To be real I am the same
Me: THIS IS SO WEIRD WTH
Also me: *Keeps hitting replay*
I slept while watching that so I dreamed of having a sadistic boyfriend😏 best dream ever
眨眼莎拉 yep
Not fair!!! my dream is always me at freaking school and weird things happen!
Why. Just why.
Lucky~😭😂
Awwwwwwww I want to have that dream
I'm very turned on and very confused
Nood
Who isn’t😂😭
@@nobodynobody1659 yup...
Mood lol
Him: “Especially if I put my hands...right...on...your...neck.”
Me: “You like making a deal with the devil?”
NOOOO 😭😭😭
Him: “Just look at your eyes~ they’re telling me that you’ve given up”
Me: “ yep that happened the day I was put in school *slurps milkshake super loudly*
Him:How did you even get that
Me: \(*-*/
This is the reason I do not leave my room
Emiko Anime SAME
Emiko Anime lol same😂
Emiko Anime THEN HOW DO YOU PISS
BTS got my weave I get someone to get a cup
Smile, sweet, sister, *sadistic boyfriend* , surprise, service!
Me: * sees sadistic boyfriend *
Also me : * click *
FBI: hmmmm...
Juuzou Suzuya Hi •O•
Omg 😂
"FBI OPEN UP"
Friend: why don't you get a bf?
Me*thinks about this*:nah, i am satisfied being single. I don't need a bf
This sounds kinky and I'm lovin it
Jisoo
Kinky shit, loving it
Ba ba da da
Badabababa I'm loven it
Jisoo *yes*
Jisoo McDonalds
Yessssss 😖
Him: am so happy,that I actually get to toy with someone.
Me:T-toy? Hdhshshshsbshshaj
Gotta love me a sadistic boyfriend~♡
When he said "I want you to be my doll" it reminded me of Tei from Nameless so much
*jesus and holy water has entered the chat*
Jesus: Now children take this holy water and bathe in it
Me: *jumps in pool of holy water* REFRESHING
* yeets herself in the pool *
**Dives into pool** YESSSSSS
*This is some kinky shit*
Daddy Suga
*-fuck yeah-*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
fuck naw
Ooo feisty
Daddy~
Eek when he laughs it's so creepy but sadistic and the sound of the heart beats make my heart beat go through the rough. I can't stand it the voice is so relaxing and sadistic that I can't watch the video anymore it's the best video ever that you've made except for the Male Kitsune video you made that one was my personal favorite.
me: enjoying the thumping of my own heart
ad: CALVIN KLEIN
me: surprised pikachu noise
Anyone else had Ray's route in mind when hearing this? No? Just me..?
...Well I mean Saeran's louder but still
Natsume Aya I didn't really notice until I read your comment.
And Saeran would be terrible at ASMR.
Gabriela Silva True true it wouldn't be asmr it'd be ear rape 😂😂😂😂
Natsume Aya and I would totally hear that ear rape just because is Saeran 😂😂
Omg TRRRRRRUUUUUUEEEEEE
Natsume Aya You read my mind😂
My heartbeat is matching the one in the video, it scared me soooooooooooo much! 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
That’s actually natural. Your heart will beat with the rhythm of what your hearing, it’s the same with music. Pretty cool, huh?
Phew I thought it was my natural reaction
I feel so weird watching this but I FREAKIN' LOVE IT H3LP.
I mean, your voice is so deep and idk it's beautiful.
And now i can go to sleep. :)
GiuRani Sub AND NOW YOU CAN SLEEP, GET NIGHTNARES, YOU COMPLAIN TO YOUR MOTHER AND SHE TAKES YOU TO A PHSYCIATRIST AND NEXT THING YOUR IN SICK KIDS WATCHING TIMOTHY GOES TO SCHOOL
Him: “I think this is enough for now”
Me: “NOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
Me:*Sees “Sadistic Boyfriend”*
Mind:*Immediately sees the word “Sadist”*
Me:””Sadist Boyfriend”? Dafuq”
The Phantom take of the ist and it’s sad bf
Kat's Legacy Oh nuuuu, we can’t have that
The Phantom bruh same- then I came here I thought it meant that this is depressed bf-
{•Doggo Pxws•} that’s both “ XD ” and “ :,( “
Hipitty
Hoppity
Get
Of
My
Property
Sorry
Hippitty
Hoppity
I'm
Scared
Oof
I have nothing sorry
Me: what does sadistic mean
*looks it up*
Me: oh
* deletes watch and search history *
How the hell did he become our “boyfriend” 😂
Ikr
Jessicat Gaming People like this are called Pshycopaths uh, They have this thing
where they can manipulate you by pretending they’re nice and when you get with them, they put your self esteem down by telling you that other people don’t like you and only people do and etc. They uh, Uhhhhh They like to keep you to themselves and shit. So uh, careful around the people u hang around :’)
He was pretending that he is sweet and nothing like this would never happened.
BuT hE LIED
Chi Draws&Stuff we all have questions some just well don’t have answers
Right?....i wonder
The possessive boyfriend ASMR and this one are the best ones yet !! Keep up the good work homie
Kooji: "But I bet you had no idea it could be like this~"
TIK TOK AD: BAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
*shivers from wearing headphones*
Tbh....i wish I had all these types of boyfriends...like diabolical lovers...except no biting....and I will have one of everyone!
Actually...keep the biting....no BLOOD SUCKING...there...
I need a boyfriend...😢😢
sisiromana
relatable content lol.
Do you want to get a BF fast?go to this link!!! Roblox.com
No fun without biting :P
Thegreenjelousy then you would have much fun with me ;) 😂
this just shows he single some can be... *me included* ;-;
My mom: *barges into my room* what you watching?
Me: *throws phone across the room* NOTHING
Man:you...cant really escape now~
Me:I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME AND I CAN WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR!!!!!
You also have tha 4th wall
I apologize for being this person but I'm the 69th like-
I'll leave now goodbye-
DONT FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE *screams*
Plot twist: there is no door=3=
Could you do masochist boyfriend next?
ですAmanda first I read "a mosquito boyfriend" and was like 'why tf would anybody want that and how???' Then I read it again...
ですAmanda YES PLEASE
I want a mosquito boyfriend...
ですAmanda Maybe that's a bit too lewd. But I'm all for it.
I AGREEEEE!!!
**me yelling in the background** *SMILE, SWEET, SISTER, SADISTIC, SUPRISE, SERVICE* **gets punched in the face**
Him: How sensitive are you?
Me: Bih try me
I SCREECHED WHEN HE STARTED CHOKING HER (me, us, ustedes?) I had to look around, i lowkey thought i was actually being choked i looked crazy😂😭
hit me with a broomstick sir oppa
just when u thought you’ve seen it all
OMGGGG YOU MADE MY DAYYYY
Blackpink!
Hit you with that broo broo broom
Him:**Starts touching me**
Mom:"Why are u sweating?"
Me:"This is not sweat this is Pleasure" VwV
100% happy with my choice to check UA-cam one last time before bed
Wolfie WELL I AM A 110% SURE YOU SHOULD CHECK IF YOUR BRAIN IS WORKING INSTEAD
I'm sooo mad that I woke up finding my headphones broken and sound only coming out of the right side :( Need to buy some more ASMR worthy headphones
This heart beating is SO realistic! Really amazing how it can add feeling of fading consciousness.
for my participation..? my.. you dRAGGED ME HERE
i mean yes ill participate because ily
*gets nosebleed* *rolls away*