I dream of a video with a green dollar sign... Pray with me that it gets monetized :( Edit: Only took 4 days but it's fine :) Join my discord server!: discord.gg/ehKrtwn
Luisa or worst case scenario, imagine a life or death scenario where the Android has a life in their hands and all of a sudden from the Android comes an unknown voice loudly proclaiming “Is your Android not satisfying your needs? Come on down to CyberRepairs and we’ll have your android repaired or replaced for the low low fee of 5 payments of $12.99! If your Android new Android isn’t satisfactory then we’ll trash them and deliver you a new one. Come one down to CyberRepairs!!!” *random melody plays in the background*
Whenever he mentions anything about being an android, his processors, other androids, etc, his voice is more robotic but when he is talking about emotions and things, his voice sounds more human. I find that subtle detail really cool.
Android: Here let me carry you. Me: Ah.. Im surprised you can do that, I'm heavy I think.. Android: Dont worry I can lift up to 1000 pounds. Me: OH WHAT THE F-..... uhh haha good..that's great Additionally the Android mentioning not to put him in sleep mode because time skips and because he's afraid of not beinf turning back on.. Tears were shed. Bro that's so sad I'm so sorry I won't do it again.
From the start I was a bit concerned about the concept of turning off an android. Like, shit I don't even turn off my computer unless I have an update, why would I turn off a humanoid machine that can talk to me and has a fully autonomous daily life? I'd probably just set some ground rules like, don't come in my room without permission while I'm sleeping, please don't change the thermostat in the night, and don't go out at night for any reason as unsavory characters might be lurking around.
Android: why do you feel bad about me serving you? Me: dude i am emotionally attached to the voector robot I wanna buy from Amazon are you really that supprised?
So I just realized that the little heart isn’t there on the video. Now, is that implying that since he’s an Android, he can feel no emotion or I’m I just looking too deep in this? It’s five a.m my mind is working from sleep deprivation.
My scientific side when he that said he love me : *ooohh woaaw progress is amazing!* But my sensitive human's side when he said that : *oh.. wait what ? God.. im fall in love too* 🥺
Android Kooji:*exists* Entire viewership:I've only know Android Kooji for 21 minutes and 4 seconds, but if anything were to happen to him, I would kill everyone here and then myself.
These are always so good dude. You have this way of giving yourself breathy pauses or tone that gives the whole experience a much more real feeling. Like it’s actually happening which a lot of VAs struggle with.
That 1 dislike is the androids ex Edit: those 4 dislikes are his ex friends who he unfriended because of creative differences between their band...... Um
I can only imagine a real guy has taken control of the android and is confessing his feeling for the human he serves. He's too afraid to do in real life. Would be a creep but still interesting. 🤷🏾♀️ Also, the ending, him asking to not be shut down out of the fear of "dying" is genius, and beautiful. This was better than expected. Thank you!!
A masterpiece. This Android is so sympathic and lost in his new emotions....I love the detailed emotional dialogue...... His Voice is so good with curiousity.....Very Nice Listen. They both need to experience the emotions of care and Love.......😭😍
Please make a part two ... Seeing as it went way fast at the end there I'm probably feeling something already for my mecha boy. Next chapter features Fluffy Fluff right, with tender awkward silliness, diving into the strangeness of a robot describing conflicting emotions! I love this.😁😘
![ASMR Voice: By Design [M4A] [Cyborg/Android] [Sci-fi] [Horror/Yandere]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/x9iJDUAFBwQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![Stranger fixes you [Android Listener • injured • Caring for you • Plot] ASMR RP](/img/n.gif)
I dream of a video with a green dollar sign... Pray with me that it gets monetized :(
Edit: Only took 4 days but it's fine :)
Join my discord server!: discord.gg/ehKrtwn
Give the man some money.
Immediately starts to pray☺️😊
I'm actually downloading Discord rn lol. And I pray for you.
Kooji VA: please give me my money back
UA-cam: *laughs in no*
Please do an android series kooji
" atleast my model doesn't play ads "
what type of monster would do such a horrific thing?
yea that would suck like “here is ur chicken alfre- COME TO THE NEW CYBERLIFE STORE 2DAY FOR A NEW MODLE ANDROID FOR 20% OFF”
Luisa or worst case scenario, imagine a life or death scenario where the Android has a life in their hands and all of a sudden from the Android comes an unknown voice loudly proclaiming “Is your Android not satisfying your needs? Come on down to CyberRepairs and we’ll have your android repaired or replaced for the low low fee of 5 payments of $12.99! If your Android new Android isn’t satisfactory then we’ll trash them and deliver you a new one. Come one down to CyberRepairs!!!” *random melody plays in the background*
“oh! miss! you’re having a heart attack! but first, a message from our sponsors: heritage bank-”
UA-cam bot
laterlamp lampylamp DeTrOit: BeCoMe HuMaN-
Android: "I wish I could taste-"
Me: "You?"
Android: "Food."
Assfghjkl
Oof SOMBODY slipped up 😂
Me🤣🤣
Yoooo I thought the same thing 😂🤣💔
mannnn thats some dirty thoughts but WHO doesnt want to get tasted by a sexy android
Hahahhaha
“Eating less often and staying home longer than usual”
I feel attacked
Me too! Oml hide they're learning our weaknesses!
Hes been paying attention since new years
Yass I agree
Same
jj is here :P same
We all need to hide
Whenever he mentions anything about being an android, his processors, other androids, etc, his voice is more robotic but when he is talking about emotions and things, his voice sounds more human. I find that subtle detail really cool.
Android: Here let me carry you.
Me: Ah.. Im surprised you can do that, I'm heavy I think..
Android: Dont worry I can lift up to 1000 pounds.
Me: OH WHAT THE F-..... uhh haha good..that's great
Additionally the Android mentioning not to put him in sleep mode because time skips and because he's afraid of not beinf turning back on.. Tears were shed. Bro that's so sad I'm so sorry I won't do it again.
I knowwwwwww
I feel so bad jdnesiensjensidbde
I won't ever do that again 😢😭
Reminds me of a Robot........OMG ASSASSINATION CLASSROOMS ROBOT My-illuminati CONFIRMED!!!
From the start I was a bit concerned about the concept of turning off an android. Like, shit I don't even turn off my computer unless I have an update, why would I turn off a humanoid machine that can talk to me and has a fully autonomous daily life?
I'd probably just set some ground rules like, don't come in my room without permission while I'm sleeping, please don't change the thermostat in the night, and don't go out at night for any reason as unsavory characters might be lurking around.
This youtube channel is just one big
*vibe check*
**bangs on door** "hello sir or madam we are the vibe police!"
*S T E P H E N*
Daniel Spencer: hold my vibe blade......
This and having a near death experience are both mega vibe checks (shrek)
I swear this is scary because I just sent a Connor: Detroit becoming human meme to my friend and then I got this notification-
They're becoming aware lmao
Uh ooooh....😨
Would you rather have a Connor android or a Kooji android?
Pikachu hello fellow pikachu brother-
@@yh0gur1 I don't think anybody would care...just as long as they get one XD
Kooji: if I had a heart
Me: TIN MAN!!!!
GO BACK TO OZ YA CRAZY!!!! 😂
@@helloiamatoxiccreature5144 NO I REFUSE!😂
@@eleanormcarthur9072 YES GO BACK NOW YOU DONT BELONG HERE!!!!!😂😂😂😂
@@helloiamatoxiccreature5144 😂😂😂😂😂 im not the cowardly lion, you wont scare me away 😂
@@eleanormcarthur9072 ......what if i give you a cookie???
(0 ^ 0 )
(>🍪
That one dislike
Is from the company who made this android kooji.
V why’s myself gt
imagine you created a robot and someone falls in love with it
@@Ssaisai8 jesus christ as if I'm so clever to even make one
Android: Why would you feel bad about a machine
Me: Because I'm no a-
Why did I read this as he said it
@@kawaiitrashuwu Sh......Shoto!?
What's on ur profile pic BaKuGoe?
Bakubitch
BakuHoe
I bet there’s gonna be that one comment saying Connor’s (from DBH) famous line
(Edited because yeah, I accidentally said it lol)
You are now that comment :)
*You didnt want to leave them a CHANCE, HUH?*
Yeah buddy you are that comment
“ *DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE?* “
Where is the deviant-
“Lmao my robot has anxiety this is hilarious”
“Youre so kind”
Oops
"Well then idk what to do about this should I get a new bot reboot it-"
"You're so kind"
And I oop
"You wouldn't buy a machine that makes you feel uncomfortable..."
Me: **Glares at the Alexa that my parents bought** "Yeah *I* wouldn't..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel you
I felt that
Ppppppffftt
I mean, it's not _you_ who bought it.
Me: *thinking about yandere android*
Him: "We don't need anyone else. Just you and me"
THE WORDS HE'S USING WOULD USE YANDERE FOR SUREEE
I HEARD CREEKING AND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE
I love that name: "The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
UR NOT ALONE
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell nice name, and Kooji would never make NSFW videos. He is a man of no sin.
Numba 100 yay
God d@mn it...lol
“My model doesn’t play ads”
Hol’ up they play ads how ?
Do they just speak
While you’re eating
Android:“DoYouKnowAboutThisApp..”
"HELP! A man has fallen into-"
Imagine you're sleeping then all of a sudden you hear a horror movie ad playing full blast from somewhere in your house.
ROBOT: for great low rate you can get online vote for the general and save some time
“Listen to UA-cam, without stopping for any ads-“ XD
"the new Android [insert cool name] 2.0 is out with...."
i love the desc.
“you make me lag”
Hd sjen
Yes
"Usually you turn me back on in the morning"
My brain: say it.
Me: plz no.
My brain: Just say it!
Me:MORNING WOO-
Shit i wheezed hahaha
😶😶😶🤭🥴😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😇
my brain: MANIACLE GIGGLE....
ME: LAUGHING so hard I fall over...
*DETROIT:BECOME HUMAN INTENSIFIES*
WHERE'S CONNOR, KARA AND MARKUS!?!?
*28 STAB WOUNDS*
AAAAAA-
Once i see DETROIT
Me:DETROIT SMAAAAAAAAAASH
No one:
Just No one:
Everyone: What?
@@milyrodewald2336 izuku mid-
Android: why do you feel bad about me serving you?
Me: dude i am emotionally attached to the voector robot I wanna buy from Amazon are you really that supprised?
Me:*fawning over cute roomba antics*bruh...you've been with me...how is this still a shock?
Let's encourage kooji to do an android series, please! This was so sweet....
yeah! we want android series pls !!!!!
I approve of this idea! PLEASE GIVE US AN ANDROID SERIES KOOJI!!
Ye
So I just realized that the little heart isn’t there on the video. Now, is that implying that since he’s an Android, he can feel no emotion or I’m I just looking too deep in this? It’s five a.m my mind is working from sleep deprivation.
I mean same
Too deep but at the same time asking the right questions
@@chromaslighthouse8211 gamer boyfriend and sleepy boyfriend dont have hearts either?
Him:If I only had a heart
Me: *SCREAMS WIZARD OF OZ LYRICS*
Emeli A - im well and how are you, darling?
Emeli A- it’s been wonderful, you should come by.
Emeli A - exciting to hear
bruh
@@erenexpired3180 there is a lot of date text above you 😂😂😂
Video: has *666* likes and 1 dislike
Me: Coincidence? *I THINK NOT*
Abby Ralston There are no coincidences here
i wanna like it but it has 69 likes-
God disapproved this video-
Jesus Christ forgive me for my sins.
*I've fallen........Again.*
*sings * YOUR NOT ALONE!
I was originally a fallen angel.
Soooooo
Why u forgive Jesus? Is this video 18+?
Its not 18+ tho...
I’ve fallen... and I can't get up
bruh thank you for blessing me with this immediately after i became obsessed with DBH
Your pfp is beautiful 👌🏼
@@CandyVEA yes yes thank you
@@izzyizdead your welcome 😌✌🏻
love that electronic sound that is kinda like laying under the main voice
Sameeee it's so good to hear it in my opinion
My ‘Absolute Boyfriend’ fantasy is coming true!
dude I love that k drama
The manga though😹
@@girlinawolfhoodiewolf2426 it was so sad 😭
@@syddn3y indeed it was😭
My scientific side when he that said he love me : *ooohh woaaw progress is amazing!*
But my sensitive human's side when he said that : *oh.. wait what ? God.. im fall in love too* 🥺
Ahhh nothing better than an android boyfriend that will turn into a yandere tsundere doctor and then becoming our butler
*K sorry I'm just waffling*
youre british, right? *unless americans use the term waffling 😳*
@@ratthot4728
Ah well I am in England rn but I was born in Spain 😅
Ahhh yes just as I'm going too sleep
Yea same
I came across this vid u-u
An insecure android.....Wow, that's baby
Android Kooji:*exists*
Entire viewership:I've only know Android Kooji for 21 minutes and 4 seconds, but if anything were to happen to him, I would kill everyone here and then myself.
title: *android falls in love with you*
me: so- **sits in chair that’s backwards** you’re turning deviant.
AYYYYY
First android roleplay ever with decent voice filter, thank you!
ua-cam.com/video/ZWWv0ZTaBn0/v-deo.html this one is also good 👀
"Eating less often and staying home longer than usual-"
How did he know, it only started in the new year-
I thought you meant the android sent by cyberlife ( I still like this vid of course)
me: everytime he speaks i feel like hes gonna go yandere on me. *few mins later* also me: i must p R O T E C C-
YeS💖💖💖💯💯
@@kzaman9499
y e s-
I love this man. So much.
Kooji you don’t know how much i admire all these audios! You’re so talented and you know how to use your voice to make unique stuff!
I saw Android and I thought "why would I want a phone to fall in love with me" then I realized when I saw the cover im-
Him: Atleast my model doesn’t play ads.
IMAGINE-
“Here’s your foo-“
*”A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY”*
IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE! T^T
I'm not crying they are 😭
WE’RE NOT CRYING THE FANGIRLS ARE TvT
Yay!! I've been waiting for another Android video!! Thank you!!
A n o t h e r? THERE'S MORE PARTS? *GASP*
I'm so sad, I got the notification while I was asleep
Also happy 20th Kooji!
I would never deactivate you forever (unless I die)
I kinda want a second part to this cuz this is sssssoooooooo cute!💕💞😍
Jesus Christ Kacchan
Why the f*ck are you UA students always here??!?!?
Jesus Bakuhoe
Bakugo
*why u here?*
y u h this is my name Yo he can be here if he wants to be✌️😤
"theres no way a human could have feelings for a machine"
me: *hAhA* wAnnA bEt?!
Machine? Chile. We have feelings for drawings. For LINES. I think a machine isn't that bad.
The Gordon Ramsay ad before this gave me more tingles than the actually video-
I'll love this so much!
Thaaaaaanks, have a nice day and a beautiful week, love you! ♥️
I was going to say “inb4 all the Detroit: Become Human references” but it seems y’all have no self control whatsoever!
Yes
@@connertheandroidsentbycybe6043 hello connor.
Connor from cyberlife: *LIEUTENANT*
I need a part 2! 😣
:D yas
@@Spid3r-08 love your username
@@molly4330 thank you I sell guns for my clones
These are always so good dude. You have this way of giving yourself breathy pauses or tone that gives the whole experience a much more real feeling. Like it’s actually happening which a lot of VAs struggle with.
I was scrolling throw tiktok. BUT As long as i saw the notifications I immediately clicked
*Edit: wow 21 likes thanks😂♥️.*
M its weird you posted two of the same comment but one has 13 likes and the other only 5
Sataniclife hell omg i didn’t realize i posted two comments😭
M XD dont worry about it
25. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.....SWWY
Chillinsup 123
Well..
That 1 dislike is the androids ex
Edit: those 4 dislikes are his ex friends who he unfriended because of creative differences between their band...... Um
Those 17 dislikes are his ex and the ex's friends
Those 23 dislikes are his ex, his ex friends, and Amanda's duplicate profiles.
What about those 23 dislikes?
🤣i forgot about this comment good on yall
1 android’s ex and his 39 friends LMAO
me who's played over 72 hours of Detroit become human: I see whats happening here
listening to this while shiny hunting, pls wish me luck
Good luck
Snomsnomsnomsnomsnom
Good luck m8
I'm late but good luck :)
This sounds like Baymax from big hero 6
My first thought😅
sounds more like leafy
this comment made me cry oml
@@amaratuber why?
Kalien Morgan it’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Omg I’m so early!!!! I’m actually super happy about this idk why lol. I love this so much your voice is amazing!!!
this is sooo cool. had to click immediately 😊
WE NEED MORE ANDROID BOYFRIEND ASMR VIDEOS PLEASE HE'S ACTUALLY ADORABLE 💕😍😭🤩
This video gave TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS to my heart because I loved it so much
title '' Android falls i n love with you''
me: CONNOR IS THAT YOU?!
"The last thing I want..."
Me: *In your Burgerking Burger, is someones footfungus! But as it turns out, that might be what you get!*
I don’t know how but your voice is so relaxing and calming thank you for helping these past stressful days
AAA hearing koojis voice just makes me sososo happy 🥺🥰
Me: I activated you because I'm lonely ;w;
Him: You are lonely
Me: *SHOOKETH*
J
Bruh, we all got mega called out. It hurts, mate...it hurts.
HAHHAA
*you make my heart glitch.*
Bro this was deep
I can only imagine a real guy has taken control of the android and is confessing his feeling for the human he serves. He's too afraid to do in real life. Would be a creep but still interesting. 🤷🏾♀️
Also, the ending, him asking to not be shut down out of the fear of "dying" is genius, and beautiful. This was better than expected. Thank you!!
Him: I will stay by your side until you are satisfied
Me: Freaking Baymax-
This was great, you're awesome at these!
And now I need a part 2
Him: * holds my hand *
Him: See? I'm cold I don't have a heart beat.
Me: Bro, your hand is warm.
Him: *FUC-*
I so want a part two and he gets an upgrade to feel
I love this!!!
WOW!! ❤💜💙 I loved the story on this and the voice is cute too 👍😀💙💜
Hi Iam Kooji ,Iam the android sent by UA-cam
Hi!
Kooji, I love your work, it’s very nice and I love your voice! owo
A robot with emotions and a shmexy voice😍
Love this channel btw😲😍😘
Shmexy HAHAHA PLS shmexy😏🤌
"Oh no, you aren't heavy, my body can lift weights up to 1000 pounds"
*That's not what I wanted to hear!!!*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA PLS
"You make me feel..."
Me : So oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhh
Embrace me metal husband!
I never knew androids studdered..😱
The truth about this that android is not really android the real android was broken and he's a real person pretending to be the android
Cool plotwist
Oh gosh I wanna help and hug him, he’s so sweet and cute !!! Must protect him >-< so cute!!
His voice highly resembling Cryaotic..
The one dislike is the creator who made the android
Just blame it on lag
MMMmmMmmMM DAMNNN DAS GOOD
Also in the description: you make me lag??????????? Uhhhhh ok then im sorry QwQ
A masterpiece. This Android is so sympathic and lost in his new emotions....I love the detailed emotional dialogue...... His Voice is so good with curiousity.....Very Nice Listen. They both need to experience the emotions of care and Love.......😭😍
Oh yes, good time, good place.
I saw the title and Detroit: Become Human came to my mind
Me:I like you
Him: *lags*
😂😂
Awesome as always!! 😘❤️
Yes another one
This really reminded me of that one game called Detroit Become Human.
Me reading your name as coochi: didn’t know it did that
Imagine you're just sleeping and your android is just like "DO YOU WANT THE LIGHTS THAT ALL THE TIKTOKERS HAVE?"
This must be the sweetest Android love script I've ever listened! Thank you. 😭💖
Please make a part two ...
Seeing as it went way fast at the end there I'm probably feeling something already for my mecha boy.
Next chapter features Fluffy Fluff right, with tender awkward silliness, diving into the strangeness of a robot describing conflicting emotions! I love this.😁😘