ASMR Sleepy Boyfriend cuddles you up! Roleplay

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  • @KoojiVA
    @KoojiVA  5 років тому +1749

    Night night, take care of yourselves, and always get enough rest.

    • @garfield2164
      @garfield2164 5 років тому +12

      I love you, sweet cheeks~

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 5 років тому +8

      Thank u T^T i will lol

    • @GabrielSantos-rk2cl
      @GabrielSantos-rk2cl 5 років тому +8

      yo kooji 👁️👄👁️ i kno you probably won't be able to see this _message_ but I just wanna tell you that I recently joined your discord server (yes i downloaded discord just for that 🤠) but like all of y'all r weebs/otakus there and i stopped watching animu 4 a long time now (one, because im lazy, two, idk what app to watch anime on) and now i can't relate to the peeps there :////////
      love ur videos btw
      that . is . all .

    • @rwbylover9621
      @rwbylover9621 5 років тому +2

      hehe yeah I get GReAt sLeeP like maybe an hour night if i'm lucky!!

    • @helloiamatoxiccreature5144
      @helloiamatoxiccreature5144 5 років тому +3

      DID YOU only post this to tell us that 🤣

  • @0zzzyz
    @0zzzyz 5 років тому +8989

    Him: “after sitting in front of a screen for 10 hours-“
    Me: *oh my god we caught a gamer*

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 5 років тому +203

      XxGacha UnicornxX or both. I’m both.

    • @flwrsinmay
      @flwrsinmay 5 років тому +44

      I’m right here

    • @doodle_freak
      @doodle_freak 5 років тому +34

      @@LunaP1 im both too

    • @doximyxd5192
      @doximyxd5192 5 років тому +40

      Omg...yes...Yes...YEs....YESSSSS GAMER BOYFRIEND😂😂😂

    • @paradisedanger4142
      @paradisedanger4142 5 років тому +14

      We caught a LazarLazar

  • @rebeccadrummond342
    @rebeccadrummond342 5 років тому +9127

    yall ever think
    we all have the same boyfriend

  • @bi_weekly8400
    @bi_weekly8400 5 років тому +5808

    POV: you were asleep the whole time and he was talking to himself

  • @Ichigo_Berry
    @Ichigo_Berry 5 років тому +3874

    Him: its already technically tomorrow right?
    Me: *looks at time*
    Clock: *4AM*
    Me: kinda

    • @Davey0024
      @Davey0024 5 років тому +13

      - Ichigo - it’s 3 am for me :)

    • @naomic1707
      @naomic1707 5 років тому +13

      Kaneki Ken it’s 4:00 am for me rn😹

    • @gigifabulous
      @gigifabulous 5 років тому +16

      7:30 AM please help me

    • @mssanni
      @mssanni 5 років тому +6

      7:18 am

    • @tomiies
      @tomiies 5 років тому +5

      Kaneki Ken This comment is me I-

  • @littlehappygamers
    @littlehappygamers 5 років тому +2231

    “You’re smarter than I am”
    Me: it’s 3 am and I haven’t slept yet

    • @ivetignatova2495
      @ivetignatova2495 5 років тому +23

      I haven't slept in 3 days I hope I'm saying words right now cuz imvl just pressinhlg buttons and hoping it autocorrectss to the right word

    • @Clearasgreen
      @Clearasgreen 5 років тому +8

      *ITS **5:05*

    • @xananymous431
      @xananymous431 5 років тому +9

      606 MC I haven’t slept for 4 days now and I’m experiencing some hallucinations..people think I’m drunk when I’m not and I look very pale as white as the snow..I’m gonna make it to the eleventh day so I could kill myself without harming myself with a rat poison or a gun to the head..will update yeah after twelve days when my soul are walking on this earth

    • @ivetignatova2495
      @ivetignatova2495 5 років тому +15

      @@xananymous431 Do you need a hug?

    • @moekayushibami8023
      @moekayushibami8023 5 років тому +6

      Commander Xananymous are you ok friend?

  • @sausage9088
    @sausage9088 5 років тому +7052

    my sleeping schedule : *_cha cha real smooth_*
    edit : wh- people like this-

    • @sakii2254
      @sakii2254 5 років тому +28

      same lol

    • @abby_hager
      @abby_hager 5 років тому +54

      Never related to a comment as much as I do this one.

    • @choaziaki9407
      @choaziaki9407 5 років тому +60

      boodle pizza *now it’s time to get funky*

    • @lunaeticinks9143
      @lunaeticinks9143 5 років тому +43

      Sleeping schedule? Never heard of her

    • @Bestie231
      @Bestie231 5 років тому +43

      My anxiety : now it’s time to get funky

  • @kıo_mi
    @kıo_mi 5 років тому +2186

    Him: I know a cure for sleeping troubles
    Me: I'm listening

    • @nouchka3479
      @nouchka3479 5 років тому +14

      The one who loves bubble tea me too

    • @sophiapulver6701
      @sophiapulver6701 5 років тому +10

      Btw love your profile photo!!!

    • @kıo_mi
      @kıo_mi 5 років тому +6

      Sophia Michalski Thank you ^ω^

    • @s3cretivepl0tter
      @s3cretivepl0tter 5 років тому +1

      I am listening too

    • @meg7774
      @meg7774 5 років тому

      Oh lord 😂😂😂

  • @owo3604
    @owo3604 5 років тому +871

    "Goodnight and sweet dreams my love~"
    me: smiling and falling asleep.
    Ad: imma just break this girls ears real quick

  • @acidic_soda
    @acidic_soda 5 років тому +618

    "you're a lot better at getting out of bed than me" wtf are you on!? I need to be surgically removed from my blanket each morning.

  • @calebdailyvlogs9144
    @calebdailyvlogs9144 5 років тому +588

    Me: about to fall asleep (closes my eyes)
    The ad: "HELLO HOW ARE YOU" (loud music)
    Me: ahhh (fully wakes up sadly )

    • @starrynightgames8878
      @starrynightgames8878 5 років тому +2

      I hate it when that happens *Smh*

    • @Honey_Bee888
      @Honey_Bee888 4 роки тому +1

      Idk how but when I fall asleep I can't hear S H I I I afterwards. So idek if there is an ad after the video is done...

    • @sm0llqueen289
      @sm0llqueen289 4 роки тому

      Me
      *HoLy MoThEr oF TaMaLeS*

  • @Jeebroski
    @Jeebroski 5 років тому +652

    Him: The dumbest things keep me up at night.
    My brain at 3am: *You spin me right around baby, right around, like a record baby*
    Me nodding along to the perpetual song of death in my head: Aha, yeah, that's a good one.

  • @redpandamon6601
    @redpandamon6601 5 років тому +4652

    *I don’t think I have a soothing voice*
    ..... _Are you sure about that_

    • @raccoonwithpinksunshades1988
      @raccoonwithpinksunshades1988 5 років тому +107

      Anyone else read that in a John Cena voice??
      Nope just me?... okay

    • @sophiapulver6701
      @sophiapulver6701 5 років тому +12

      Yeah, you might want to double check on that...

    • @moge-ko962
      @moge-ko962 5 років тому +5

      @@raccoonwithpinksunshades1988 nah I heard it too..

    • @d.i.l296
      @d.i.l296 5 років тому +8

      aahhh Army ^^ I love seeing us everywhere 💜

    • @-_-2811
      @-_-2811 5 років тому

      I am your 700th like XD

  • @rottingveggies
    @rottingveggies 5 років тому +415

    Him: you always look so.. serene
    Me: *mouth wide open, snoring*

    • @andymorse913
      @andymorse913 5 років тому +6

      I was listening to it while I went through the comments. Right as I read this it played in the video.

    • @rottingveggies
      @rottingveggies 5 років тому +1

      Allie Morse haHA perfect

    • @rileyh.3843
      @rileyh.3843 5 років тому +11

      Don't judge me; but once I read your comment, the first thing I thought of was...
      *MOUTH WIDE OPEN, MOUTH WIDE OPEN, MOUTH WIDE OPEN, LIKE I WAS AT THE DENTIST*

    • @notatamakisuohkinnie3129
      @notatamakisuohkinnie3129 5 років тому +4

      Rose Hartman There's a puddle of shnasty smellin saliva to the right

    • @sm0llqueen289
      @sm0llqueen289 4 роки тому +1

      I dont snore but I do drool and sometimes sleep talk

  • @khaos8432
    @khaos8432 5 років тому +1166

    "Maybe we should go on a breakfast date soon"
    Can it be lunch, I want *lasagna*

    • @cloudsoflilac9731
      @cloudsoflilac9731 5 років тому +15

      Furry animationz I was *lasagna*

    • @khaos8432
      @khaos8432 5 років тому +3

      @@cloudsoflilac9731 ;-;

    • @XxnecrosisxX
      @XxnecrosisxX 5 років тому +51

      Bold of you to assume that Lasagna can't be a breakfast meal-

    • @s.kristin3631
      @s.kristin3631 5 років тому +15

      Garfield Jon cut you off for a damn reason😂

    • @littledebhehe1685
      @littledebhehe1685 5 років тому +33

      BÍTCH LASAGNA

  • @am8483
    @am8483 5 років тому +2820

    Kooji:I like watching you sleep, I get to see you in your natural habitat
    Me asleep:making a bridge position and screaming like a demon
    Edit:Thanks for the likes oml 💖

    • @SeraphsGenisis
      @SeraphsGenisis 5 років тому +74

      That would scare me...

    • @am8483
      @am8483 5 років тому +66

      @@SeraphsGenisis 😂😂😂 I would scare me too

    • @shintsu4947
      @shintsu4947 5 років тому +68

      Tamara Stankovska at least you can do a bridge xD I just yeet my way to the floor and say goodbye to my spine

    • @am8483
      @am8483 5 років тому +44

      @@shintsu4947 😂😂😂yeetus deletus to the spine

    • @stephiep4764
      @stephiep4764 5 років тому +39

      Satan? Is that you?

  • @am8483
    @am8483 5 років тому +1955

    Me playing this video slowly falling asleep
    *20 minutes later UA-cam plays new video automatically *:Hi SiSteRs!!!!!
    *Me waking up screaming *
    *Mom and dad rushing into my room panicked *:what happened?!!
    *Me realizing I can't just say that I am addicted to ASMR yandere boyfriend filling my non existent love life and filling the black hole in my heart making me feel loved and cared while I don't have to go out there and get a bf and talk without having social anxiety *:Oh nothing it was a nightmare
    Mom and dad :____why are your earphon-
    Me: I wAs LiStEninG to MuSiC and forgot
    Mom and dad:But why does it say yandere b-
    Me : I can explain it was the cat, she was sleeping next to me she probably did it on accident
    Mom and dad :But we don't have a cat-

    • @sophiapulver6701
      @sophiapulver6701 5 років тому +102

      I would somehow find my way into a situation like that too!😂😂😂 How do people somehow find their way into confusing situations like this?

    • @am8483
      @am8483 5 років тому +50

      @@sophiapulver6701 😂😂😂 honestly I wouldn't know how to get my confused ass out of the problem without leaking my weird addiction

    • @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
      @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 5 років тому +38

      Easy solution. Say that This video is why you screamed

    • @messiebessie9119
      @messiebessie9119 5 років тому +18

      Surprising how we get into situations like this and try not to say that one embarrassing thing but just sound crazy
      I do this a lot 😂

    • @Sunshine-ug6on
      @Sunshine-ug6on 5 років тому +24

      This comment is so chaotic eye-

  • @midarisgunscene
    @midarisgunscene 5 років тому +577

    he sounds like a yandere or like he's obsessed with me

    • @holyaxolotlwall2437
      @holyaxolotlwall2437 5 років тому +11

      @uwu KILL ME yEs

    • @Name-yv2zq
      @Name-yv2zq 5 років тому +36

      Its like when you're having an off day but all your intrusive thoughts about your crush are read aloud

    • @notatamakisuohkinnie3129
      @notatamakisuohkinnie3129 5 років тому +24

      Lil Legend He radiates
      ~~~~~ *Bottom Energy* ~~~~~

    • @azur1510
      @azur1510 4 роки тому +12

      Yea he sounds like he just kidnapped us •-•

    • @ilovechuu5459
      @ilovechuu5459 4 роки тому +2

      @@azur1510 tbh I'll just let him kidnap me as a voice simp😼

  • @messybao
    @messybao 5 років тому +224

    Kooji: my sleeping schedule is a mess
    Me: wha? Sleep schedule??? What is such thing?
    _________________________________
    Kooji: *everytime he says “my love”*
    Me: * unconsciously smiles like an idiot*

  • @starrexperience
    @starrexperience 5 років тому +251

    "Sleep is really important ya know!"
    *me watching this at 3:30 am*

    • @aaronaustin177
      @aaronaustin177 5 років тому +2

      Yep

    • @brook6944
      @brook6944 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @faeriekyuu
      @faeriekyuu 5 років тому +1

      same oop it’s 3:33

    • @henry2.053
      @henry2.053 4 роки тому +1

      Me at 1:15am

    • @jazzhands3329
      @jazzhands3329 4 роки тому +1

      I'm watching this at 6:27 AM lmao I hate sleep I'm afraid of having nightmares and I've been getting them more recently (and I'm getting nightmares because I'm not sleeping enough so I'm playing myself) I don't like nightmares aH- lol

  • @clairecruz1325
    @clairecruz1325 5 років тому +297

    Him: “Of course you’ve always been better at getting up in the morning than me.”
    Me: “Damn, that’s *bad* . I don’t get up till 1pm.”

  • @marialicea3414
    @marialicea3414 5 років тому +379

    "After sitting in front of a screen for 10 hours nonstop."
    Boi that's nothing

    • @ratani7934
      @ratani7934 4 роки тому +5

      Lol im played about 13 hours......😂

    • @zen528
      @zen528 4 роки тому +5

      bruh 10 hours are rookie numbers

    • @alana2743
      @alana2743 4 роки тому +5

      I once pulled a triple all nighter all because of ... an rpg... ;-;

    • @ash10pangamer
      @ash10pangamer 4 роки тому +4

      24hr?

    • @k0bby_
      @k0bby_ 4 роки тому +4

      @@alana2743 a triple all nighter?? Wow.

  • @shutupsimba6028
    @shutupsimba6028 5 років тому +365

    Me:
    My sleeping schedule: *do the harlem shake*

    • @carriepop1888
      @carriepop1888 5 років тому +27

      No one:
      No one in the entire world:
      Not a soul:
      LITERALLY NO FUCKING BEING ON THIS EARTH:
      Brain: *you want a penpal*
      Me: I'm sleepi-
      Brain: *YOU WANT A PENPAL*
      Me: LET ME SL-
      Brain: *N O W*

    • @izukumidoriya8919
      @izukumidoriya8919 5 років тому +7

      For me its more like: *shake like a wet mop and screech like a demon*

    • @lovelylalalu6328
      @lovelylalalu6328 5 років тому +1

      *chachArealsMooth*

  • @Xoxodkk
    @Xoxodkk 5 років тому +3517

    S-Sleepin s-schedule? Never had that, where can I buy it?

  • @keithphobic5427
    @keithphobic5427 5 років тому +287

    Me, gay and lonely, scrolling through youtube: finally. My calling.

    • @weinerdudeklutz
      @weinerdudeklutz 4 роки тому +5

      Just watch ryu and yu's asmr it's a guy who runs the channel... Trust me they got the *good stuff*

    • @peterwagner958
      @peterwagner958 4 роки тому +10

      The vibe is kinda just:”I’m lonely but this will do”

    • @susanmingle5924
      @susanmingle5924 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @Flowers-dc1oo
      @Flowers-dc1oo 4 роки тому

      William Afton why are you here?

  • @SeraphsGenisis
    @SeraphsGenisis 5 років тому +395

    I get all happy and jittery when you say, "My love"
    It's funny, it's 12:30 pm where I am.

    • @jordanwelborn6178
      @jordanwelborn6178 5 років тому +9

      Chantz Kyokai when I saw this it was about 12:30 here

    • @doodle_freak
      @doodle_freak 5 років тому +5

      Its almost noon where I am XD course im a little late

    • @zoeking7274
      @zoeking7274 5 років тому +4

      Welp its 3:33 am here
      *I'm gonna die*

    • @izziepizziee
      @izziepizziee 5 років тому

      Join the club, it’s 12:45 here

    • @monsunofan1996
      @monsunofan1996 5 років тому

      Chantz Kyokai me too

  • @Den1seQu0ta
    @Den1seQu0ta 5 років тому +208

    Him: Sleep is very important!
    Me: oh I know! But It just doesn't like me! ;---;

    • @aaronaustin177
      @aaronaustin177 5 років тому +4

      Bro I dont have a sleep schedule, and what's a sleep schedule?

  • @missasteroids
    @missasteroids 5 років тому +327

    Me: * Cuddles with him *
    Also me: *realizing I don't have a boyfriend* 0_0

    • @khaos8432
      @khaos8432 5 років тому +6

      **jump in the line song intensifies**

    • @pepperminttwist5862
      @pepperminttwist5862 5 років тому +1

      Relatible

    • @sorreil
      @sorreil 5 років тому +11

      let us order some body pillows-

    • @alana2743
      @alana2743 4 роки тому +1

      I have a huge teddy bear soo it will do for now ig T^T

    • @sm0llqueen289
      @sm0llqueen289 4 роки тому +1

      *M O O D*

  • @michelleling1170
    @michelleling1170 5 років тому +84

    “I don’t think I have...a really soothing voice”
    Me: oh you have nooooooo ideaaaa

  • @lumineandkodyforever9782
    @lumineandkodyforever9782 5 років тому +98

    UA-cam: your non future boyfriend recommend to you.
    Me: UA-cam you know me so well...

  • @allisonduechle7152
    @allisonduechle7152 5 років тому +174

    Kooji: I should of stopped a while ago
    Me: but ya didn't

  • @messabihamira9682
    @messabihamira9682 5 років тому +376

    Omg i'm so siiiiiingle i want this in real life please

    • @redqueen3630
      @redqueen3630 5 років тому +13

      Mood

    • @stephiep4764
      @stephiep4764 5 років тому +21

      Bruh if dreams came true...

    • @rich_doddy3952
      @rich_doddy3952 5 років тому +10

      Same here it's a mood 😂
      I also want this but then I'm like being single is very good as well

    • @animesuchti2476
      @animesuchti2476 5 років тому +5

      @@stephiep4764
      ...the nightmares too? ○-○

    • @stephiep4764
      @stephiep4764 5 років тому +4

      @@animesuchti2476 if you want them to come true!

  • @Solaris0
    @Solaris0 5 років тому +88

    "You're so much better about getting up in the morning than I am."
    Baby who lied to you?

    • @somethingelse6774
      @somethingelse6774 4 роки тому +2

      *My ass which is able to sleep for a couple days straight walks out of the room*
      (Edit: Yes I tried it out I had food next to me and woke up for a moment to eat cause I had to)😅

  • @garfield2164
    @garfield2164 5 років тому +392

    Imagining cuddling with Kooji the the cutie?~
    Hell yes~

  • @solarphina
    @solarphina 5 років тому +62

    Cuddles... I live for cuddles.
    Ever since I was little and my parents started refusing me hugs and cuddles at 10 (apparently I was too old?) I crave them from other people. Being the single human I am, I now snuggle up with plushies and just sleep that way. Lots of plushies and tons of blankets makes me feel less... lonely...

    • @tragicalbeavty
      @tragicalbeavty 4 роки тому

      Idk why I hate hugs from girls

    • @hailswheat
      @hailswheat 4 роки тому +2

      Vixen Edits reading this comment makes me realized that i haven’t hugged anyone in a while like ofc quarantine and stuff but also just in general i only huh close friends and we don’t hug very often and apparently you’re supposed to get 8 hugs a day so-

    • @Mental_help1413
      @Mental_help1413 4 роки тому +1

      Me and you will meet and we will cuddle together! I dont care I need cuddles T^T

  • @katsukibakugou9373
    @katsukibakugou9373 5 років тому +109

    Okay... I KNOW I'm not the only one who yawned at least twice listening to this

    • @aaronaustin177
      @aaronaustin177 5 років тому +5

      Bro I yawned fucking 10 times

    • @s3cretivepl0tter
      @s3cretivepl0tter 5 років тому +4

      I yawned over 100 times

    • @Indigogoth420
      @Indigogoth420 5 років тому +4

      U ain't wrong buddy pal chum homeslice breadslice dog

    • @somethingelse6774
      @somethingelse6774 4 роки тому +1

      As soon as I read your comment I yawned 2 times in a row LMAOO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ericadupont7733
      @ericadupont7733 4 роки тому

      I litteraly dozed of

  • @stfuyoupenis
    @stfuyoupenis 5 років тому +45

    Me: /comfortably listening and getting tired late in the night/
    My Bluetooth headphones:
    *B A T T E R Y L O W*
    Me: /starts crying while holding my ears/

    • @Alexis-bs7ep
      @Alexis-bs7ep 5 років тому +2

      Squid hey at least your headphones talk. Mine beep so loud when they need charging it sounds like a fire alarm.

    • @zexionbluerose283
      @zexionbluerose283 5 років тому

      Omg that just happened to me a few minutes ago 😂

  • @am8483
    @am8483 5 років тому +131

    Kooji:*gives head massage *
    Me:MaRRy Me UwU :3

  • @senoritafrijoles9059
    @senoritafrijoles9059 5 років тому +53

    Him: i've been in front of the tv for ten hours
    Me: heh cute...

  • @olivialawton9435
    @olivialawton9435 5 років тому +137

    Me: Mam where’s my onesie
    Mam: why do you need it. It’s really hot
    Me: I-I’m really cold
    Mam:okay it’s in your cupboard.
    Me: okay thanks
    (Runs up stairs)
    (Pulls out my onesie)
    (Running down stairs getting teddy bears)
    Mam:what are you doing.
    Me:nothing.....
    (As I stuff my onesie with teddies. And blankets to fill the arms and legs)
    Me:I’m going to sleep.
    Mam:okay good night.
    (10 minutes later)
    (Dad comes in)
    Me:shoots up
    Dad:who’s that in your bed
    Me:no one
    Dad:there’s someone’s there I hear his voice.
    Me: realises the video is still playing.

  • @galaxyunicorn5079
    @galaxyunicorn5079 5 років тому +41

    yall i love him🥺💓 he’s so sweet and i’m bout to cry😭💖💕

  • @fuhoeshi6802
    @fuhoeshi6802 5 років тому +74

    _So I was listening to this before going to sleep but ended up falling asleep during the video._
    *the next day I woke up late and almost missed the bus*

  • @zoechase8801
    @zoechase8801 5 років тому +72

    Mum: honey! It's time to go to bed!
    Me: But mum, it's so early I'm no-
    This video: _in my recommendations_
    Me: *_MUM YOUR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ITS TIME FOR BED, GOODNIGHT_*

  • @Eevee0103YT
    @Eevee0103YT 5 років тому +59

    At First when he said “don’t worry I thought he said “*dorry*”

  • @lazybeans57
    @lazybeans57 5 років тому +27

    He walked in and said “after starting at a screen for 10 hours” and my brain just went “Is this Yoosung?”

    • @bhingmarzan251
      @bhingmarzan251 4 роки тому +1

      Lazybeans that remaindes of Bad Ending I got🤧

    • @leena2791
      @leena2791 4 роки тому

      Holy crap- i cant stop imagining its yoosung now --

  • @KittenYin
    @KittenYin 5 років тому +49

    ...The humming and snoring near the end are perfect. I would listen to that part on repeat....I might have a problem.
    >Edit:I feel like I like to listen to people who sound like my Bf more than him....

    • @animesuchti2476
      @animesuchti2476 5 років тому +3

      Welll...that would make two hoomanz (sorry if u not hooman) with that problem
      And I dare to say we're not the only ones

  • @nomnomsss2123
    @nomnomsss2123 5 років тому +57

    It's 3.35 am right now in my country and finally I'm getting sleepy by listening to this 😍😍 thank you for making this audio 💜

  • @incorrect3595
    @incorrect3595 5 років тому +425

    Did he play minecraft?

  • @akatsukiaresha754
    @akatsukiaresha754 5 років тому +19

    When he said he doesn't understand how we find his voice soothing, I was just like "Ah shit, I'm pregnant..... MOM HELP!"

  • @GothKiitsune
    @GothKiitsune 5 років тому +88

    Look another rp to listen to before bed and before I say goodnight to my boyfriend 🌙

    • @kiwistea3543
      @kiwistea3543 5 років тому +2

      Lmao i listen to these because my boyfriend wont talk to me XD

    • @leoninenoble
      @leoninenoble 4 роки тому +2

      @@kiwistea3543 ummm why u dating him then sis

  • @nyetnyetsu
    @nyetnyetsu 5 років тому +15

    11:37 i can’t hold it when some guy told me i’m cute. I will explode of shyness!!😳😳😳 pls dont let this get on top of the comment!

  • @somethingelse6774
    @somethingelse6774 4 роки тому +22

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Not a soul:
    Not even thanos:
    Me: *Laughs in Single*

  • @jesscarinci8833
    @jesscarinci8833 5 років тому +13

    Him: “I still can’t believe you like listening to me”
    Me: I know right

  • @_purple_mochi2650
    @_purple_mochi2650 5 років тому +39

    Me and a male friend listing to this
    Male Friend: I WANT A BOYFRIEND TOO!!! 😣😣😣
    Me: Don't we all.😔

  • @kookiescookiesuwu1931
    @kookiescookiesuwu1931 5 років тому +17

    *When you get friendzoned so you just pretend that the asmr is your crush and cry inside*

  • @yuhhhbabby9732
    @yuhhhbabby9732 4 роки тому +8

    If I read “yawn” = I yawn
    If I hear someone yawning = I yawn
    If I see someone yawning = I yawn
    If someone say’s “yawn “= I yawn
    I’ve been yawning while texting this, while I’m listening
    to him yawning and THIS BOY BE MAKING ME YAWN

  • @breezy_bri05
    @breezy_bri05 5 років тому +10

    Me up at 5 am on a school night listening to asmr boyfriend scenerios: *Haha why am I like this :')*

  • @4v3ry.
    @4v3ry. 4 роки тому +7

    His voice is actually soothing-

  • @kiwistea3543
    @kiwistea3543 5 років тому +5

    When he was humming thooo!!!!! That was frickin majestic-

  • @deioheio
    @deioheio 5 років тому +38

    It's big boy cry time.

  • @deyzzzzzzz114
    @deyzzzzzzz114 5 років тому +8

    2:53 “tell me my love..”
    me: 💘🌸❤️✨💛🥺💜❤️💛🥺💜❤️💜✨💜🌸🌺💛✨💜❣️💕🌼💓💜❣️💕🌟💘🌼💫❣️✨🌸🌺❤️💜

  • @lee.5624
    @lee.5624 5 років тому +51

    *Last time I was this early Kooji wasn't so sassy on Discord dms*

    • @Cosmostatic
      @Cosmostatic 5 років тому +3

      lmfaooo

    • @lee.5624
      @lee.5624 5 років тому +4

      And he claims to not have hangovers-

    • @Cosmostatic
      @Cosmostatic 5 років тому +4

      i remember being on the recent movie night and like 10 minutes after it ended i get a message of his stream that he’s already drunk and being sassy

    • @lee.5624
      @lee.5624 5 років тому +2

      cometdolan ugh yup. He got so wasted on vodka that he slightly intimidated my midget ass

    • @Cosmostatic
      @Cosmostatic 5 років тому +2

      D⃟e⃟c⃟k⃟ CᎯLᎯMᎯRI lmfao i wanna see that
      btw that made me sleepy but i have to stay awake for my bf goddamn it

  • @GabrielSantos-rk2cl
    @GabrielSantos-rk2cl 5 років тому +20

    Currently watching this at 1:51am 🤡
    edit : I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS ik i started this at 1:51am but like hiS BREATHING IS SOMETHING ELSE its now 2:21am lololol LOVE THIS!

  • @am8483
    @am8483 5 років тому +32

    I already love it the moment it started 🖤😂

  • @thatsickkidjaz1749
    @thatsickkidjaz1749 5 років тому +14

    Me: Sleep schedule?
    *opens dictionary*

  • @kio4173
    @kio4173 5 років тому +6

    My friend saw me watching this and asked why am I watching this
    I replied with:
    *I'm watching this because it gives me the love I want and fills the huge black hole in my heart and makes me feel loved and cared about*

  • @asiyahgames1678
    @asiyahgames1678 5 років тому +50

    When you watch this cuz your single for life

  • @711tam3
    @711tam3 5 років тому +11

    this is straight out telling me im single and lonely.

  • @Honey_Valentine
    @Honey_Valentine 4 роки тому +7

    "After sitting infront of a screen for ten whole hours"
    Me: Those are rookie numbers

  • @izukumidoriya8919
    @izukumidoriya8919 5 років тому +6

    I was eating cookies while listening to this and when he said "my sweet" i made the most weirded out face with half a cookie sticking outta my mouth loll

  • @certified_lser4082
    @certified_lser4082 4 роки тому +8

    Him: "so tell me how your day was.."
    Me: "well I had a pretty shitty day...th-"
    Him: "it was...ok..at least it wasn't bad"
    Me: ;-;

  • @sk4tes
    @sk4tes 4 роки тому +3

    “ sleep is really important “me over here watching at 5am

  • @sophiapulver6701
    @sophiapulver6701 5 років тому +5

    Thanks for the awesome vid! I’ve been sick recently and I have school in less than a week and you really made me feel better and less stressed now you just make me want to make me fall asleep!

    • @redqueen3630
      @redqueen3630 5 років тому +1

      I hope you feel better and have a good school year.💙💙💙

  • @nanou1936
    @nanou1936 4 роки тому +5

    "Sleep is really important ya know!"
    Me: *yare yare*

  • @azumaneasahi551
    @azumaneasahi551 5 років тому +17

    Me: I WISH MY BOYFRIEND WAS LIKE THIS!
    *Boyfriend wakes in*
    Me: The fucc do u want boi?!
    Boyfriend: holy, all I wanted to do is cuddle you...
    Me: oh yay! Come here then uwu
    Boyfriend:😂😂😂

  • @shanegriffith3545
    @shanegriffith3545 4 роки тому +2

    💛💛 I suffer from vestibular migraines and this video truly helps a lot, when it comes to helping me sleep. Kooji you are the best

  • @GellieBean._.
    @GellieBean._. 5 років тому +11

    So I stayed up last night bc I was going to my dad's house today, and he lives upstate. So basically I mess up my sleeping schedule when I have something planned the next day. I don't fall asleep in fear of being late for that thing I'm supposed to do or be at and missing it.

  • @pfpien
    @pfpien 3 місяці тому

    it's been 5 years and this still comforts me like nothing else. 10/10 thank you Kooji!

  • @fbichan9418
    @fbichan9418 5 років тому +10

    Now i have something to help me fall alseep thanks for the great content! ^^

  • @thegamingdoggo9519
    @thegamingdoggo9519 5 років тому +5

    "except your all mine"
    Me: sweats massively

  • @srjosuke
    @srjosuke 5 років тому +8

    that's so good I even got sleepy after watching 😂💘

    • @venus3403
      @venus3403 5 років тому +2

      his voice is so soft 💕

  • @mammon.my.beloved
    @mammon.my.beloved 4 роки тому +1

    i love it when he starts humming , its so relaxingggggggggg

  • @sunshine_salem5604
    @sunshine_salem5604 5 років тому +4

    *me watching this to fill the sad broken void inside of me*
    Him:I like watching you sleep
    *gets creeped out quickly*

  • @messiebessie9119
    @messiebessie9119 5 років тому +2

    Listening to this once
    Gonna listen to it 12 more times till I fall asleep
    This is perfect cause I’m tired and need something to fall asleep to so I’m gonna be here for a while

  • @punn_mari2973
    @punn_mari2973 5 років тому +5

    Him: my sleeping schedule is all over the place
    Me:* stays up until 4:00 am watching these videos.*
    Heh

  • @messiahhayes9598
    @messiahhayes9598 4 роки тому +1

    OMG I LOVE HIS VOICE LIKE IM CRYING

  • @ladyace2143
    @ladyace2143 5 років тому +15

    Him: " I'v had a head ache i got them alot as a kid!"
    Me: And as a i had alot of head aches jk i got something worse as a kid

  • @henry2.053
    @henry2.053 4 роки тому +2

    I always watch/listening to these videos at night 🥰🥰

  • @lifeofcassii
    @lifeofcassii 5 років тому +6

    Sleeping: so we gon ingore the fact im
    Here
    Staying up til 3am: stfu you ass hat
    Me: ummm i pick option 2
    Sleeping:whyy*sobs*

  • @_veralolz_
    @_veralolz_ 4 роки тому +1

    bruh. my friend makes me feel stupid hearing these asmr but they help me sleep.

  • @ParkJimin-vj7jq
    @ParkJimin-vj7jq 5 років тому +16

    “I like watching you sleep” mom come pick me up I’m scared 😦

  • @savannahacosta5876
    @savannahacosta5876 4 роки тому +2

    *gay panic*
    wheres my own mans like this 😭💔✨
    no but actually
    I need this
    💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

  • @Asche.Vilzis
    @Asche.Vilzis 5 років тому +6

    Him: I don't think I have a soothing voice
    Me: and I don't think I'm alive so let's agree to disagree to whatever you just said

  • @Knura
    @Knura 4 роки тому +1

    Tbh listening to rp asmr helped me fall asleep because i'm not constantly thinking about stuff and can just listen till i fall asleep.(i can't listen to the s p i c y ones tho. I get easily flustered and that wakes me up more ._.)

  • @melimor00
    @melimor00 5 років тому +5

    Awesome as always! Your videos always make me blush ^////^

  • @Waffle7327
    @Waffle7327 5 років тому +2

    I like how he said it is important to sleep. I am sick and I need sleep but my unbearable headache and sore throat are keeping me awake (and killing me slowly)

  • @plupersholicorn
    @plupersholicorn 5 років тому +14

    is this another part to the gamer boyfriend
    yES

  • @yukii._.sato.
    @yukii._.sato. 4 роки тому +1

    Is it creepy if I say your voice really is soothing. I listen to one of your audio's every night. Thanks to your voice I am able to get a really good sleep. Thank you very much😄😄😄

  • @snowywinter2978
    @snowywinter2978 4 роки тому +3

    Is it just me or is anyone else falling asleep listening to this?? Just me?

  • @0race715
    @0race715 5 років тому +2

    Im so lonly rn
    Ur voice is so calm and soft
    I wish I had a bf